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Aba N Preach are complete morons [ePftLTyhl-M]
2023-09-27 · 8 min
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So a couple years ago, this big channel
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0:00–0:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_0called Abba and the Preach made a video
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0:02–0:05 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_1reacting to one of my really old videos
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0:06–0:08 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_2about, you know, you remember when I
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0:08–0:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_3called my ex-girlfriend ugly from 2017?
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0:09–0:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_4The single mother Japanese girlfriend who
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0:12–0:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_5was— to be fair, she was pretty ugly. And
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0:15–0:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_6after I got back from Japan after meeting
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0:18–0:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_7her, I made a video explaining that I
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0:20–0:22 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_8found her kind of ugly, but I still sort
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0:23–0:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_9of liked her. And the whole point of the
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0:26–0:28 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_10video was me trying to say— shut up,
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0:28–0:31 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_11Siri. I'm having trouble with the
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0:31–0:32 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_12connection. So the entire point of that
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0:33–0:34 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_13video where I was saying my girlfriend's
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0:34–0:36 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_14unattractive was I was trying to cope.
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0:37–0:39 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_15It's like copium. I was trying to convince
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0:39–0:41 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_16myself that I actually liked her even
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0:42–0:44 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_17though her looks are not great. I was
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0:44–0:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_18trying to like trick myself into thinking
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0:46–0:47 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_19that looks are not everything and
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0:48–0:49 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_20personality is what counts. But these
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0:50–0:52 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_21idiots, Abba and Preach, completely missed
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0:52–0:54 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_22the point of my video, and they just kind
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0:54–0:56 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_23of laugh at me and roast me. The whole
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0:56–0:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_24video is just them watching my video, and
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0:58–1:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_25then they say a bunch of dumb stuff. I
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1:01–1:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_26know the video is kind of old now. It's
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1:02–1:04 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_27been 2 years, and I'm kind of late
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1:04–1:05 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_28reacting to it. But 2 years ago, I was
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1:05–1:08 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_29having relationship problems with another
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1:08–1:10 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_30ex-girlfriend who just dumped me after
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1:10–1:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_31Christmas. So I wasn't really in the mood
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1:13–1:14 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_32to be responding to videos making fun of
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1:14–1:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_33me. A couple of years ago, all these
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1:17–1:18 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_34stupid big channels kept making reaction
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1:18–1:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_35videos to my more viral content, and I'm
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1:21–1:23 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_36so sick and tired, or I was so sick and
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1:23–1:25 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_37tired of having to put up with all these
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1:26–1:27 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_38stupid big channels saying all this dumb
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1:28–1:29 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_39stuff about me. Like, why would he make
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1:29–1:30 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_40this kind of video? Why doesn't he write
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1:30–1:32 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_41it in his diary? I just don't think that
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1:33–1:34 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_42her face is very attractive overall.
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1:35–1:38 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_43When I got to the airport and I met her in
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1:38–1:41 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_44person for the first time, my honest
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1:41–1:44 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_45reaction was I felt kind of disappointed.
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1:44–1:46 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_46First of all, I find it kind of annoying
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1:46–1:48 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_47and irritating that throughout the entire
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1:48–1:50 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_48video of them watching my video, they keep
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1:50–1:52 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_49making these stupid faces. Faces, like,
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1:53–1:56 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_50as if what I'm saying is weird. What I'm
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1:56–1:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_51saying is not weird at all. Loads of
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1:58–2:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_52people go on online dates or Tinder dates
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2:00–2:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_53and they meet their matches for the first
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2:03–2:04 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_54time and they're kind of disappointed with
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2:05–2:06 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_55their looks because people's photos on the
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2:06–2:08 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_56profiles usually look a lot better than
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2:09–2:10 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_57what they look like in real life. After we
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2:10–2:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_58slept for like 12 hours, she looked so
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2:12–2:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_59different. She looked so refreshed and she
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2:15–2:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_60looks so much better. Yeah, when you're
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2:17–2:19 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_61tired, when you're tired, you look like I
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2:19–2:21 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_62don't understand why they find this so
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2:21–2:22 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_63funny. I mean, she looked a lot better
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2:22–2:24 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_64after she slept a lot, so what? You don't
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2:24–2:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_65look so bad. You look quite nice,
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2:26–2:28 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_66actually. Yeah, don't worry about my
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2:29–2:30 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_67chapped lips. Okay, so now
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2:30–2:34 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_68they're just being hypocrites because
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2:34–2:35 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_69they're bashing me for saying my
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2:35–2:37 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_70girlfriend's unattractive, but now they're
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2:38–2:39 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_71also making fun of how my chapped lips are
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2:39–2:42 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_72unattractive. So they're basically doing
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2:42–2:43 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_73the same thing. This— you know what's
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2:44–2:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_74confusing me about this? This doesn't say
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2:46–2:47 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_75ex-girlfriend. Yeah, so she's gonna see
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2:47–2:50 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_76that. They sound so dumb saying that.
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2:50–2:52 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_77Number one, they think that Japanese
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2:52–2:54 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_78people understand English, and number two,
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2:55–2:56 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_79they think Japanese people are just
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2:57–2:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_80browsing English YouTube. You think
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2:58–3:01 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_81Japanese people just sitting there
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3:02–3:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_82watching videos in English without any
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3:03–3:05 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_83subtitles or anything? No, Japanese people
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3:05–3:07 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_84watch Japanese YouTubers if they watch
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3:07–3:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_85YouTube at all. And that ex-girlfriend was
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3:09–3:11 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_86like 40 years old. I really don't think
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3:12–3:13 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_87she is the kind of person who's going to
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3:14–3:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_88be sitting around watching YouTube. Even
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3:15–3:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_89if she did find the video and found my
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3:18–3:19 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_90channel, I don't think she would
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3:20–3:21 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_91understand a word I was saying because she
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3:21–3:22 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_92really didn't speak English at all. We
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3:23–3:24 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_93spoke in Japanese. And actually, I did
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3:25–3:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_94mention to her that I have this hobby, I
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3:26–3:29 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_95make videos on YouTube, and she was just
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3:29–3:31 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_96like, oh, okay, that's cool. She never
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3:31–3:33 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_97even cared about it. So she didn't ask me
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3:33–3:36 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_98what my channel was, she didn't search my
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3:36–3:38 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_99channel. And I made that video, and months
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3:38–3:40 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_100later we were still talking and she didn't
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3:40–3:42 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_101mention By the way, I saw your video about
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3:42–3:44 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_102me. I'm not happy. She didn't say
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3:45–3:46 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_103anything. So obviously she never found the
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3:46–3:47 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_104video. I mean, I've got videos of her and
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3:47–3:50 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_105her daughter when we met up and went on
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3:50–3:52 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_106dates, and that's still on my channel,
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3:52–3:54 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_107and she never found out. So imagine
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3:54–3:56 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_108thinking that she's gonna find out and
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3:57–3:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_109understand anything I'm saying. I mean,
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3:59–4:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_110obviously she's an ex-girlfriend now, but
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4:00–4:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_111the thing is, I didn't care if she found
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4:02–4:04 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_112out or not because I didn't really like
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4:04–4:06 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_113her. Oh no, my ugly 40-year-old Japanese
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4:07–4:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_114girlfriend who's also a single mom is
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4:09–4:10 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_115gonna break up with me. Pfft, as if I
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4:11–4:13 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_116actually would have cared. No, it would
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4:13–4:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_117have just been funny. If I really cared
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4:15–4:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_118about the relationship, I would have never
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4:18–4:19 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_119made that video in the first place because
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4:19–4:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_120I would have been scared about losing her
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4:21–4:22 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_121if she found out about it. You know she's
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4:22–4:24 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_122stressed, you know she's going through
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4:24–4:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_123stuff, and you think it's a prudent idea
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4:26–4:28 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_124to add on to that stress. Don't they
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4:28–4:30 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_125realize they are also adding on to the
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4:30–4:33 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_126stress by making this even more public by
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4:33–4:35 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_127making a video on their 2 million
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4:35–4:37 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_128subscriber channel? By blasting her and
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4:37–4:40 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_129saying like she looks tired and her face
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4:40–4:43 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_130is not that attractive. Now, this is the
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4:43–4:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_131part I really don't understand because
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4:45–4:46 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_132they're like trying to lecture me about
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4:47–4:48 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_133how it's wrong that I made a video saying
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4:48–4:50 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_134that her looks are not great, and then if
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4:50–4:52 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_135she found out about it, she would be
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4:52–4:53 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_136upset, when they're literally making a
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4:54–4:55 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_137video about it as well, increasing the
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4:55–4:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_138chances of her finding out about it. So my
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4:58–5:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_139video only got like 300,000 views at the
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5:01–5:03 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_140time. Well, not at the time. After they
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5:04–5:05 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_141made the reaction video, my video got
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5:06–5:07 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_142300,000 views. I think before they made
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5:07–5:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_143the reaction video, it had about 200,000
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5:09–5:11 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_144views. So they put more eyeballs onto my
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5:11–5:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_145video, plus their video also got like
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5:15–5:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_146800,000 views from their own viewership,
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5:17–5:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_147from their own channel. So they just added
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5:20–5:23 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_148like nearly another million eyeballs onto
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5:23–5:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_149this video that they keep going on about
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5:26–5:27 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_150that's supposed to be supposedly really
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5:28–5:30 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_151bad, and if she found out about it, it
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5:31–5:32 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_152would be really horrible for her, when
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5:33–5:34 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_153they're literally just adding more fuel to
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5:34–5:36 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_154the fire Just so they can make money from
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5:36–5:38 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_155the, from the reaction video. They just
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5:38–5:40 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_156want to make money. That's all they're
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5:41–5:41 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_157doing at the end of the day. So I really
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5:42–5:43 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_158don't understand how they can stand there
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5:44–5:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_159on the moral high ground blasting me for
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5:45–5:47 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_160making this video, saying that, oh, you
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5:48–5:49 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_161made this video public on YouTube, she
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5:49–5:51 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_162might find it. If they really cared about
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5:52–5:53 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_163that girlfriend finding the video and
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5:54–5:55 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_164getting upset, then they shouldn't have
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5:55–5:56 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_165made the reaction video in the first
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5:56–5:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_166place. But no, all they care about is
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5:58–6:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_167getting views and getting that ad revenue,
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6:00–6:01 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_168which is completely okay. But they're
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6:02–6:04 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_169bashing me for making a video because I
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6:04–6:06 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_170wanted to get views and I wanted to get ad
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6:06–6:08 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_171revenue, and they're saying I'm bad for
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6:08–6:10 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_172that when they're basically doing the same
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6:11–6:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_173thing. Again, they're hypocrites. When I
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6:13–6:15 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_174made that video, the channel— my channel
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6:16–6:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_175only had about 1,000 subs, and I was only
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6:17–6:19 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_176getting a couple hundred views every
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6:19–6:21 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_177video, and my channel was just very tiny.
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6:21–6:23 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_178It was just like a personal vlogging diary
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6:23–6:25 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_179kind of channel where I would talk about
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6:25–6:27 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_180my thoughts and my experiences on stuff.
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6:28–6:29 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_181And I wasn't really expecting to go viral
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6:30–6:31 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_182or for videos to get hundreds of thousands
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6:32–6:34 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_183of views. But I guess I was wrong because,
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6:34–6:36 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_184you know, videos can blow up and they can
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6:37–6:39 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_185randomly go viral. And even if you think
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6:39–6:41 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_186the person you're talking about is never
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6:41–6:42 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_187going to find out, they sometimes do find
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6:43–6:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_188out. And it has led to some awkward and
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6:46–6:48 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_189embarrassing moments for me. I don't get
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6:48–6:50 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_190it why it's on the internet. I don't get
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6:50–6:51 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_191why he was saying that. I don't get why he
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6:52–6:53 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_192recorded it, why he posted it. I don't
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6:53–6:55 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_193get— I don't get why we watched it. And
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6:55–6:57 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_194then they start going on about how they
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6:57–6:58 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_195don't understand why I said that stuff,
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6:59–7:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_196why I made the video, as if it's not
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7:00–7:02 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_197obvious. I mean, I obviously made the
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7:03–7:04 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_198video because number one, I thought it's a
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7:04–7:06 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_199funny topic to talk about. Number two, it
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7:07–7:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_200was like a big important life moment for
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7:09–7:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_201me because I hadn't had a girlfriend in a
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7:12–7:13 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_202while since then, until then. And number
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7:14–7:16 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_203three, I want to get views and I'll make
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7:16–7:18 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_204money off YouTube just like they do. And
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7:18–7:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_205then they're standing around saying, I
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7:20–7:21 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_206don't understand why we're watching it
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7:21–7:23 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_207because you want to get views and you want
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7:23–7:24 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_208to make money off YouTube as well by
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7:25–7:26 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_209making a reaction video to a weird guy
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7:26–7:28 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_210talking about his girlfriend being
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7:28–7:30 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_211unattractive. I'll never understand why
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7:30–7:32 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_212people were so shocked and astounded
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7:32–7:33 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_213about, you know, my weird videos and why
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7:34–7:35 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_214would I make this video, why would I ever
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7:35–7:37 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_215do that, uh, because my whole plan was to
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7:38–7:41 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_216make very weird videos so that they would
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7:41–7:43 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_217get attention and people would react to
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7:43–7:45 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_218them and spread it around and share it
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7:46–7:47 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_219around so I'd get views. Because if I just
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7:48–7:49 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_220sit here being like a normal guy No one
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7:49–7:51 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_221would care. People only found out about my
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7:51–7:54 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_222channel because of the weird stuff I said.
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7:55–7:57 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_223So obviously my plan works. My whole
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7:57–7:59 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_224marriage in Japan was basically the same
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7:59–8:00 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_225concepts, like why I hate my wife, why I
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8:01–8:03 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_226cheated on my wife, why I'm a terrible
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8:03–8:05 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_227husband, because it was weird and no one
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8:05–8:07 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_228else did stuff like that. So I was the
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8:08–8:09 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_229only person making that niche of content
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8:09–8:12 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_230and it definitely got people interested.
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8:12–8:14 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_231And maybe I should do it again because my
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8:14–8:17 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_232channel views are not looking too good.
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8:17–8:18 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_233Maybe I should go and ask my girlfriend,
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8:18–8:20 · rev_b3454f3592494f74233ac493aa7e50a4_234hey, can I make a video about why I hate
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