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Aba N Preach are complete morons [ePftLTyhl-M]

2023-09-27 · 8 min

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  1. So a couple years ago, this big channel

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  2. called Abba and the Preach made a video

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  3. reacting to one of my really old videos

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  4. about, you know, you remember when I

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  5. called my ex-girlfriend ugly from 2017?

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  6. The single mother Japanese girlfriend who

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  7. was— to be fair, she was pretty ugly. And

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  8. after I got back from Japan after meeting

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  9. her, I made a video explaining that I

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  10. found her kind of ugly, but I still sort

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  11. of liked her. And the whole point of the

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  12. video was me trying to say— shut up,

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  13. Siri. I'm having trouble with the

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  14. connection. So the entire point of that

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  15. video where I was saying my girlfriend's

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  16. unattractive was I was trying to cope.

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  17. It's like copium. I was trying to convince

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  18. myself that I actually liked her even

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  19. though her looks are not great. I was

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  20. trying to like trick myself into thinking

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  21. that looks are not everything and

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  22. personality is what counts. But these

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  23. idiots, Abba and Preach, completely missed

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  24. the point of my video, and they just kind

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  25. of laugh at me and roast me. The whole

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  26. video is just them watching my video, and

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  27. then they say a bunch of dumb stuff. I

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  28. know the video is kind of old now. It's

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  29. been 2 years, and I'm kind of late

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  30. reacting to it. But 2 years ago, I was

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  31. having relationship problems with another

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  32. ex-girlfriend who just dumped me after

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  33. Christmas. So I wasn't really in the mood

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  34. to be responding to videos making fun of

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  35. me. A couple of years ago, all these

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  36. stupid big channels kept making reaction

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  37. videos to my more viral content, and I'm

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  38. so sick and tired, or I was so sick and

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  39. tired of having to put up with all these

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  40. stupid big channels saying all this dumb

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  41. stuff about me. Like, why would he make

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  42. this kind of video? Why doesn't he write

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  43. it in his diary? I just don't think that

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  44. her face is very attractive overall.

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  45. When I got to the airport and I met her in

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  46. person for the first time, my honest

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  47. reaction was I felt kind of disappointed.

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  48. First of all, I find it kind of annoying

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  49. and irritating that throughout the entire

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  50. video of them watching my video, they keep

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  51. making these stupid faces. Faces, like,

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  52. as if what I'm saying is weird. What I'm

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  53. saying is not weird at all. Loads of

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  54. people go on online dates or Tinder dates

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  55. and they meet their matches for the first

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  56. time and they're kind of disappointed with

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  57. their looks because people's photos on the

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  58. profiles usually look a lot better than

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  59. what they look like in real life. After we

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  60. slept for like 12 hours, she looked so

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  61. different. She looked so refreshed and she

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  62. looks so much better. Yeah, when you're

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  63. tired, when you're tired, you look like I

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  64. don't understand why they find this so

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  65. funny. I mean, she looked a lot better

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  66. after she slept a lot, so what? You don't

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  67. look so bad. You look quite nice,

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  68. actually. Yeah, don't worry about my

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  69. chapped lips. Okay, so now

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  70. they're just being hypocrites because

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  71. they're bashing me for saying my

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  72. girlfriend's unattractive, but now they're

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  73. also making fun of how my chapped lips are

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  74. unattractive. So they're basically doing

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  75. the same thing. This— you know what's

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  76. confusing me about this? This doesn't say

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  77. ex-girlfriend. Yeah, so she's gonna see

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  78. that. They sound so dumb saying that.

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  79. Number one, they think that Japanese

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  80. people understand English, and number two,

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  81. they think Japanese people are just

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  82. browsing English YouTube. You think

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  83. Japanese people just sitting there

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  84. watching videos in English without any

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  85. subtitles or anything? No, Japanese people

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  86. watch Japanese YouTubers if they watch

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  87. YouTube at all. And that ex-girlfriend was

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  88. like 40 years old. I really don't think

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  89. she is the kind of person who's going to

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  90. be sitting around watching YouTube. Even

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  91. if she did find the video and found my

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  92. channel, I don't think she would

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  93. understand a word I was saying because she

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  94. really didn't speak English at all. We

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  95. spoke in Japanese. And actually, I did

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  96. mention to her that I have this hobby, I

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  97. make videos on YouTube, and she was just

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  98. like, oh, okay, that's cool. She never

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  99. even cared about it. So she didn't ask me

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  100. what my channel was, she didn't search my

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  101. channel. And I made that video, and months

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  102. later we were still talking and she didn't

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  103. mention By the way, I saw your video about

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  104. me. I'm not happy. She didn't say

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  105. anything. So obviously she never found the

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  106. video. I mean, I've got videos of her and

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  107. her daughter when we met up and went on

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  108. dates, and that's still on my channel,

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  109. and she never found out. So imagine

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  110. thinking that she's gonna find out and

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  111. understand anything I'm saying. I mean,

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  112. obviously she's an ex-girlfriend now, but

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  113. the thing is, I didn't care if she found

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  114. out or not because I didn't really like

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  115. her. Oh no, my ugly 40-year-old Japanese

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  116. girlfriend who's also a single mom is

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  117. gonna break up with me. Pfft, as if I

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  118. actually would have cared. No, it would

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  119. have just been funny. If I really cared

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  120. about the relationship, I would have never

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  121. made that video in the first place because

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  122. I would have been scared about losing her

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  123. if she found out about it. You know she's

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  124. stressed, you know she's going through

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  125. stuff, and you think it's a prudent idea

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  126. to add on to that stress. Don't they

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  127. realize they are also adding on to the

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  128. stress by making this even more public by

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  129. making a video on their 2 million

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  130. subscriber channel? By blasting her and

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  131. saying like she looks tired and her face

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  132. is not that attractive. Now, this is the

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  133. part I really don't understand because

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  134. they're like trying to lecture me about

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  135. how it's wrong that I made a video saying

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  136. that her looks are not great, and then if

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  137. she found out about it, she would be

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  138. upset, when they're literally making a

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  139. video about it as well, increasing the

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  140. chances of her finding out about it. So my

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  141. video only got like 300,000 views at the

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  142. time. Well, not at the time. After they

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  143. made the reaction video, my video got

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  144. 300,000 views. I think before they made

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  145. the reaction video, it had about 200,000

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  146. views. So they put more eyeballs onto my

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  147. video, plus their video also got like

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  148. 800,000 views from their own viewership,

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  149. from their own channel. So they just added

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  150. like nearly another million eyeballs onto

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  151. this video that they keep going on about

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  152. that's supposed to be supposedly really

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  153. bad, and if she found out about it, it

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  154. would be really horrible for her, when

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  155. they're literally just adding more fuel to

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  156. the fire Just so they can make money from

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  157. the, from the reaction video. They just

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  158. want to make money. That's all they're

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  159. doing at the end of the day. So I really

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  160. don't understand how they can stand there

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  161. on the moral high ground blasting me for

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  162. making this video, saying that, oh, you

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  163. made this video public on YouTube, she

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  164. might find it. If they really cared about

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  165. that girlfriend finding the video and

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  166. getting upset, then they shouldn't have

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  167. made the reaction video in the first

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  168. place. But no, all they care about is

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  169. getting views and getting that ad revenue,

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  170. which is completely okay. But they're

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  171. bashing me for making a video because I

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  172. wanted to get views and I wanted to get ad

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  173. revenue, and they're saying I'm bad for

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  174. that when they're basically doing the same

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  175. thing. Again, they're hypocrites. When I

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  176. made that video, the channel— my channel

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  177. only had about 1,000 subs, and I was only

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  178. getting a couple hundred views every

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  179. video, and my channel was just very tiny.

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  180. It was just like a personal vlogging diary

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  181. kind of channel where I would talk about

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  182. my thoughts and my experiences on stuff.

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  183. And I wasn't really expecting to go viral

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  184. or for videos to get hundreds of thousands

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  185. of views. But I guess I was wrong because,

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  186. you know, videos can blow up and they can

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  187. randomly go viral. And even if you think

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  188. the person you're talking about is never

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  189. going to find out, they sometimes do find

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  190. out. And it has led to some awkward and

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  191. embarrassing moments for me. I don't get

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  192. it why it's on the internet. I don't get

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  193. why he was saying that. I don't get why he

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  194. recorded it, why he posted it. I don't

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  195. get— I don't get why we watched it. And

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  196. then they start going on about how they

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  197. don't understand why I said that stuff,

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  198. why I made the video, as if it's not

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  199. obvious. I mean, I obviously made the

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  200. video because number one, I thought it's a

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  201. funny topic to talk about. Number two, it

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  202. was like a big important life moment for

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  203. me because I hadn't had a girlfriend in a

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  204. while since then, until then. And number

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  205. three, I want to get views and I'll make

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  206. money off YouTube just like they do. And

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  207. then they're standing around saying, I

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  208. don't understand why we're watching it

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  209. because you want to get views and you want

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  210. to make money off YouTube as well by

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  211. making a reaction video to a weird guy

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  212. talking about his girlfriend being

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  213. unattractive. I'll never understand why

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  214. people were so shocked and astounded

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  215. about, you know, my weird videos and why

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  216. would I make this video, why would I ever

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  217. do that, uh, because my whole plan was to

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  218. make very weird videos so that they would

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  219. get attention and people would react to

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  220. them and spread it around and share it

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  221. around so I'd get views. Because if I just

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  222. sit here being like a normal guy No one

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  223. would care. People only found out about my

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  224. channel because of the weird stuff I said.

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  225. So obviously my plan works. My whole

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  226. marriage in Japan was basically the same

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  227. concepts, like why I hate my wife, why I

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  228. cheated on my wife, why I'm a terrible

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  229. husband, because it was weird and no one

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  230. else did stuff like that. So I was the

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  231. only person making that niche of content

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  232. and it definitely got people interested.

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  233. And maybe I should do it again because my

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  234. channel views are not looking too good.

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  235. Maybe I should go and ask my girlfriend,

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  236. hey, can I make a video about why I hate

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