Live Q&A with Daniel

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testing, 1, 2.

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It's raining again.

Okay, so the plan is I will answer

questions whilst doing my MS Paint

drawing.

Sounds like a good idea.

Hopefully I'll try not to get angry,

so I have my blue light set up. If you can

see, it's blue.

Blue is supposed to be calming. That's why

in Japan they have blue lights by the

train tracks. In case people are thinking

of ending their lives, the, the blue light

is supposed to change their minds.

Last stream I was a bit ashamed

of— said some things in the last stream

that I shouldn't have.

People were upset with me.

Boo-hoo.

Am I still depressed?

Well, I don't

know. I think I'm

more depressed than I am happy right now.

It's just a very depressing time to be

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Uh, not really much to talk about. To be

honest, because absolutely nothing

happened recently.

Um, I put some water in a jar from the

pond and it has some worms in it, and I've

been looking at that the last few days,

and then That's

it really. Absolutely nothing happens

because of this stupid lockdown.

Plans to meet Mila are still going ahead

as planned,

hopefully this month.

But I have a feeling I won't be able to go

this month because I have a feeling that

they're not going to lift travel

restrictions until at least June.

Go to Sweden, there's no lockdown here.

But is Sweden letting foreigners— are they

letting tourists come in?

Why do you always care about

relationships? Because I don't want to be

alone. Who here wants to be alone for the

rest of their lives? Everyone cares about

a relationship.

And there's no sane person who would be

completely happy being single for the rest

of their lives until the day they die. If

you say that you're perfectly fine with

being completely alone for your whole

life, then there's something seriously

wrong with you. You're not normal.

Humans are social animals. We're not

lizards. We're not designed To be

completely alone for all our lives.

So yeah, it is pretty important to me for

good reason.

I don't understand why people keep going

on. At me about why

I'm so desperate to find a girlfriend or

relationship. Why is it such a

bad thing to want to find a partner?

As if no one else wants to find a partner,

as if wanting to find a partner is such A,

a bad goal to have.

There's more important things in life.

There is not more important things in life

than finding a partner. Everything we do

in life is to find a partner.

That's the whole point of life. Every

single living organism lives— its

main goal in life is to find a partner and

then eventually reproduce.

That is like the prime objective for every

single life form on the planet.

Otherwise, the species would go extinct.

A load

of rubbish. I hate when people keep going

on about, oh, there's more important

things in life. The only thing important

in life is what makes you happy. And if

being in relationships makes me happy,

then that's a pretty important thing for

my life. Maybe it's not important to you,

but But I'm not you, am I? I'm me.

Stupid idiots.

Telling me what's important in life? It's

my life. I decide what's important in my

own life, not you. Couldn't give a shit

what you think is important in life. I'm

not you. Your life is yours. I don't live

your life. I live my life. Stupid people

telling me how to live my life.

Am I planning to meet— yes, I'm planning

to meet her. Why would I not be planning

to meet her if I had a donation goal

saying meeting Mila funds?

If I wasn't gonna meet her, then I

wouldn't have a donation goal saying that

I'm gonna go and meet her. Jesus. Next

question, please.

Do I believe in God?

No. Am I going to meet Sinon?

Probably not.

It's like, imagine someone is really into

cars, and then his— one of his biggest

life goals is he wants to buy a really

nice car. And then you've got a bunch of

idiots who don't care about cars saying,

there's more important things in life than

cars. Maybe to him,

cars are really important. So stop

telling people what is important and what

is not important. It's all subjective.

Telling people what's important. Jesus

Christ, who made you the boss of what's

Anyway, this is supposed to be non-angry

stream, so restart.

Oh, okay, I'm reset.

I promise I won't get angry again.

Why do I have a hair clip? It's to keep my

hair from falling down.

Am I getting a job after quarantine? No.

Why would I get a job when I'm planning to

travel? If I get a job, then I can't

travel, can I? I'd have to do the job.

Jesus Christ.

Are you happy? Right now I'm not very

happy, to be honest. Pretty angry and

frustrated.

Am I into cars? No. Can we see the boss of

the house, Mrs. Mimo? Maybe later.

Do I read any books? No. Okay, I think

that's enough questions for now. Back to

my drawing.

Put a building here in

between the hills like this.

See that building? That's my mansion.

What does Daniel have to offer in a

relationship? Well, what does the woman

have to offer in a relationship?

I don't— I'm not obligated to offer

anything. I'm not a slave that

a woman can just come by and use me for.

I offer myself as a human being and And if

that's not good enough, then, well,

I guess it's time to say goodbye.

What does a woman bring to the table? How

come no one ever asks that? It's always,

what does the man bring to the table?

Stupid way of thinking.

Oh, thank you, Ollie. Yes, I can't wait.

But people are saying that it's going to

last until 2 years, this whole pandemic

lockdown stuff. I don't really see a

point in the lockdown though, because

after they— after they lift the

restrictions and the lockdown, everyone

goes back out into the world And then

isn't it just going to start spreading

again? And then we have to get locked down

again, and then they'll let us back out,

and then it'll start spreading again.

It's like a never-ending cycle.

They can't keep us locked up for the rest

of time, can they?

Women want security and stability. Well,

men want that as well. That's what men

want as well. Why does the man have to

provide it? Why don't the men and the

women help each other provide it together?

You talk as if women can't do anything for

themselves. They're not pets like an

animal, like a dog. You get a dog and then

yeah, you have to provide everything for

it because it can't do anything for

itself. A woman's not a dog.

She's a human being, and a woman can do

anything that a man is capable of doing.

Have I played RuneScape? I did try it once

when I was about 15, but it was rubbish.

It looks stupid, terrible graphics,

boring gameplay.

And who says I can't provide stability?

I make money.

I don't mean— I don't mind paying, paying

half-half. I don't mind paying 70% or

maybe even 70, 75%. I wouldn't

mind paying.

And not all women want security and

stability. You know, some women live life

differently.

People are so stupid when they say, oh, a

man needs to do this and needs to do that.

Man shouldn't have to do anything,

really.

If we can do stuff, then that's just like

a bonus. But if the woman is ditching the

man just because he can't do X, Y, and Z,

then, well, I think you're better off

without that woman. Because she doesn't

sound like a good woman.

Are you a gender abolitionist?

I can't even say the word. Stop writing

words I can't say.

Why are you so upset? Because people keep

saying dumb stuff. It's like I made a

video called Pond in a Jar and I got some

pond water and from my pond in a jar, and

all I get is stupid idiots in the comments

saying, Daniel, you should put that back.

Put those creatures back in their natural

habitat. Daniel, those creatures are going

to die. Blah blah blah blah, just moaning

all the time. And then I go on to other

channels where they do the same stuff,

and everyone's like, wow, this is really

cool. What a nice idea. This is so

fascinating. No one's complaining at all.

And then anything I upload, I always get a

bunch of idiots whinging about everything

I do, and it's just getting annoying.

I can't even make a simple pond in a jar

video, I get 10 idiots going, Daniel, put

those poor creatures back, boohoo.

Everything I do, someone has to whine

about.

Yeah, on my second channel, it's on my

windowsill, but everything kind of died.

I don't know why, but everything died.

There's still some worms wiggling around,

but most of the life that was in there

stopped moving. I think it's because of

the algae. Too much algae. Next time

I'll take all the algae out, but it's too

That cheered me up. Stupid algae.

Algae always ruins everything. What's the

point of algae? Completely useless.

Just lies there on the surface doing

nothing.

It just grows and grows and then

suffocates everything, gets in the way.

What's your opinion on Minecraft? I think

Minecraft is stupid. I don't understand

why PewDiePie is playing it. So sad.

I used to watch PewDiePie back in 2012

when he used to play decent games like

Walking Dead. Telltale series and Heavy

Rain. He used to play interesting games,

and now all he does is play stupid

Minecraft and sit on the floor going floor

gang as if that's supposed to be funny.

The only PewDiePie videos I can stand to

watch now are the you laugh, you lose

ones. I hate it when he keeps doing floor

gang. It's so dumb. Every single video,

he beats his chest and then shouts floor

gang. What's the point? I don't get it.

This is not even funny, yet he's sitting

on the floor. We get it.

Jesus, why is he so— trying so hard to

appeal to the kids? He already gets

millions and millions of views. He's

already set for life. Why can't he just be

normal? Stop trying to be like this kids

YouTuber. Why is he trying so hard to

appeal to kids? Unless he's actually like

that in real life, which I find hard to

believe. He's already got tens of

millions. How is he still desperate to

appeal to kids? Why can't he just forget

about views and just be normal? Play cool

games, not stupid Minecraft. Stupid Felix

pisses me off. If I was

a multi-millionaire, I would stop caring

about trying to appeal to people,

because what's the point? You're already

set for life.

I just hate Minecraft. It's so stupid,

boring game. You just jump around placing

blocks. Who put a Pikachu on

my stream? Oh, thank you. Live life

alone. Mira must have had some bomb pussy

on the Deadlocks. What? Is she really

worth the chase? Yeah, I think so.

I like Mira. I would happily,

um, move back to Korea because I

have to go somewhere anyway, so it might

as well be in Korea.

Um, staying in England forever isn't

really feasible. I don't really enjoy—

well, actually, I do kind of enjoy being

here, but I don't want to be here forever.

That's just boring.

Why didn't PewDiePie play Resident Evil,

the remake? He's famous for playing horror

games. Resident Evil is a horror game.

It's a new game. He didn't even try it.

He just played stupid Minecraft.

So annoying.

His tastes have changed? How could his

tastes have changed from playing decent

games to playing Minecraft? I don't

believe he actually enjoys playing

Minecraft. He's just playing it to get

views. There's no way he plays Minecraft

when he turns off the camera. What kind of

weirdo 30-year-old plays Minecraft when

they're 30 years old? That's just sad.

You play Minecraft when you're 10 or 15.

When you're 16, really, you should stop

playing Minecraft.

If you're over 20, you play Minecraft

unironically. That's just embarrassing.

It's like playing Super Smash Bros when

you're 30. Come on, grow up.

Play a real game like Rainbow Six.

I was only playing Minecraft last year

because I was rebuilding my parents'

house, my granddad's house, and Minecraft

was the best way to do it. I don't know of

any other game where you could build a

house like that. Maybe The Sims, but The

Sims doesn't let you— it's not really the

same because it's not first person.

You can't say how people should live their

lives. Yeah, it's true, but I can express

how stupid I think the way that they're

living their lives is.

Are. Is it are or is? I get

is and are wrong sometimes.

I'm not telling him to do anything, I'm

just saying it's weird and stupid the way

he's doing things. Stop playing Minecraft,

bloody PewDiePie. Play a real game.

Stop doing those stupid meme review videos

as well. Not funny. It's not interesting

watching a guy just read Reddit and then

do a random laugh here and there.

You live with your mum at 30? I'm not

living here permanently, it's just

temporary whilst the lockdown is in place.

If there wasn't a lockdown, I wouldn't be

here. I'd be in the Netherlands with Mila.

I would get an Airbnb in Amsterdam or

somewhere if there wasn't a lockdown.

How do I feel about being cucked?

I'm not being cucked. They're not sleeping

together, are they? And even if they were

sleeping together, That's not what cucking

is, because I'm not with her anymore. I

ditched her.

If he wants Chihiro, then whatever,

that's his choice. It's not,

not anything to do with me anymore. They

can sleep with whoever they want to.

No, she did not ditch me. Do I have to

explain it again?

I was the one who decided that marriage

was not worth saving,

so I didn't put any effort into being a

good husband, which led to her wanting to

divorce. If I wanted to stay married, I

would have been a good husband and

I would have made her happy, so she

wouldn't have wanted to divorce me.

So technically, I ditched her.

She didn't ditch me. Why was

I? Why was I a bad husband? Because I

wasn't happy in the marriage. If I was

happy in the marriage, then I wouldn't

have complained all the time and cheated.

Do you think a happily married man cheats?

Men only cheat because they're unhappy or

unsatisfied. If they're completely happy

and satisfied, then they wouldn't have a

reason to cheat.

I think if I was in a relationship where

I was actually attracted to the girl in

the first place, then I don't think I

would cheat because I wouldn't, wouldn't

need to, wouldn't want to.

If I actually liked the girl I was with,

then other women wouldn't even enter

my mind.

Do I enjoy art? Yeah, sometimes I enjoy

drawing.

Oh, thank you. Obama. I miss Obama.

He was a nice president.

Chihiro was and has been the most

attractive woman. No, she definitely

wasn't.

I definitely had more exes that were more

attractive. Well, maybe you wouldn't think

they're attractive, but to me they were

more attractive.

What do you think you could have done

better in the marriage?

Well, I I guess maybe

not cheating would have been a good idea.

But in the end, I don't even think the

cheating was the problem. It was me saying

weird stuff on Discord and streams,

and that really was kind of like the final

breaking point for me because If

I'm not allowed to say weird stuff, then—

well, my whole YouTube channel is based

around me saying weird stuff, isn't it?

It's like working at McDonald's and then

you marry a vegan and then she tells you

you're not allowed to sell burgers

anymore. What do

And she kept telling me what kind of

videos I am and I'm not allowed to make.

That was also kind of a breaking point.

If it's something about her private life

that she doesn't want to tell me, then

that she doesn't want me to talk about,

then that's perfectly fine. I would

respect her privacy. But she was saying

that I can't even make videos about

ex-girlfriends or previous girls.

When it had nothing to do with her.

So in the end, she was telling me that I

couldn't even make videos that had nothing

to do with her because she thought I was

bragging about cheating or something when

I was just telling a story.

And that's my job, I tell stories on

YouTube, and most of the stories I tell

involve having sexual activities,

and that seems to be what you guys like

the most looking at the views. So if I'm

getting told I'm not allowed to make those

kind of videos— she told me I'm not

allowed to make the pier video, I'm not

allowed to make the Hong Kong woman video.

The pier video has nearly 50k views, and

she said I wasn't allowed to make it.

And then she even had a go at me about the

I had an affair with a married woman

video, the married Japanese woman video,

when that happened days before I met her.

So she kept accusing me of

cheating. She thought that was some girl I

cheated with.

Who's my celebrity crush? I think that

woman who— you know, the face model for

Resident Evil 3? She's pretty attractive.

Add me on Switch. Oh, thank you.

I don't add people on Switch because I

don't really play it much. I tried playing

Super Smash Bros. Just before this stream,

and it's such a shit game. I hate that

game so much. I kept getting beat. The

stupid opponent kept knocking me out of

the screen, and I couldn't even attack

him. He kept attacking me faster. I was

playing as that fox guy, and then he was

that Cloud guy from Final Fantasy,

and I only managed to knock him out twice,

and he knocked me out like 10 times. It's

a stupid game. Hate it. It's not

fun. It doesn't feel fun to play.

Mario Kart, even if you're losing, it's

still fun to play. Feels good racing

around. Super Smash Bros just makes you

feel bad and puts you in a bad mood,

so I don't feel like playing it ever

again.

Have I played Animal Crossing? No, that

game looks stupid. You just walk around

and then you chop down trees and you fish,

you pick up apples. And what is the point?

Would I ever do another interview if you

had the chance? No way. I am never, ever,

ever doing any more interviews. With other

YouTubers ever again. I hate them. They

always make me look and sound really

stupid, and they always ask me stupid

questions like, do you love your wife? As

if I'm going to say no on a video that's

going to be released publicly that she

will see. Obviously I'm going to say yes.

I did an interview with Nobita as well. I

don't know if you remember. Oh, that was

such a bad interview. He kept asking me

stupid questions like, um,

what's feminism? Is— are there differences

with feminists, feminist people in

England? I don't know. How the hell am I

supposed to know? He was like, are there

lots of feminists in England? Yeah, I

guess there's some. I don't know the exact

number. Jeez, ask me these

stupid questions.

As if I know anything about feminism.

Oh, thank you, Cartoon Scientist. How goes

the pond research? Well, they're not

eating the cucumber, and everything seems

to be kind of dead apart from a few worms

that are still moving around. And the

mayfly The mayfly nymph disappeared.

There was like a shrimp thing. I thought

it was a shrimp. It had legs and a tail.

Turns out it was a mayfly. So weird,

those flies and insects. They lay their

eggs in the water and they grow up as like

little worm things, and then they grow

into flies and then fly out the water. So

stupid. Why don't they just stay in the

water? Why lay their eggs

in the water and then put all that effort

into growing to fly out the water and then

go back in the water to lay your eggs?

Why don't you just stay in the water the

whole time? Wouldn't that make it easier?

You don't see fish walking onto the land

to lay their eggs and crawling back into

the sea. They just stay in the sea. Some

animals and creatures are so stupid.

The stupid mayflies, and they only live

like one day. What's the point of living

at all if you're just gonna live one day?

Turtles do. Yeah, turtles, stupid, aren't

they? They struggle so much crawling up

the beach, digging a hole, laying their

eggs, and they have to crawl all the way

back into the sea. And then when the baby

turtles hatch from the eggs, they They

will have to struggle to crawl back into

the sea. Why didn't the turtle mother just

lay the eggs in the sea in the first

place? Doesn't make any sense.

This is why the bottom of the food chain—

no brains.

If they're gonna live in the sea, why

don't they just hatch in the sea?

It's like you're going to live on the

Earth and then you get born in space and

then you have to fly back down to Earth.

Doesn't make any sense.

It's like some organisms make life so

difficult.

They make it more difficult than it should

be. If turtles laying their eggs on the

beach is such a great idea, then how come

all the fish don't do that? Why don't all

the other organisms do that as well if

it's such a great idea?

You talk like this when you're alone but

agree on everything with people around

you. Yeah, because I don't want to tell

people they're stupid directly to their

face. Polite. I don't want to cause

arguments or make people feel bad,

so if they say something I disagree with,

then I'll just go, oh yeah, that's an

interesting theory, because I

don't want to upset them by being rude,

do I?

What do I think of K-pop? I think K-pop's

pretty stupid as well.

They all look the same and the music isn't

even that good. It's all just kind of

repetitive. One— when you've heard one

K-pop song, it feels like you've heard

everything. So it's all just so generic.

I guess I like the haircuts, the

hairstyles, the sometimes they have nice

hairstyles, and some of the

girls are pretty sexy, I guess. But as

for the music, not really my cup of tea.

I tried listening to BTS and it was just

rubbish, utter garbage.

Couldn't even listen to one song until the

end.

Right now I'm really into this band called

Powerwolf. They're pretty good. They're

this German power metal band. They dress

up like, like weirdos and they sing

religious songs, but it's metal with

guitars and stuff. It's pretty cool.

So imagine you go to church and they're

singing choir, but they have guitars and

And the singer kind of looks like Total

Biscuit, which is funny. He's like this

kind of chubby man with a beard. He looks

like Total Biscuit.

When will I do a video with Sabrina? I was

thinking about asking her if she would do

a Q&A livestream because the last one she

did did pretty well, got a lot of views.

Remember last year she did a Q&A?

I'm not sure, she's just not very

interested in doing YouTube stuff and she

thinks you guys are kind of weird and

she's a bit scared of you.

You know what I realized recently?

You know what Mila— you know who Mila is

like if I had to pick an anime character?

Asuka Langley is just like Mila. Even the

hairstyle is like brown with fringe and

kind of long, and even the personalities

are kind of similar. And then I'm like

Shinji, aren't I? Shinji and Asuka are

like me and Mila. I thought that's a

pretty funny comparison.

Well, if you've never watched Neon

Genesis, then you won't know what I'm

talking about. It's an anime about

teenagers who pilot big robots to fight

aliens.

That was the first ever anime that I

watched, and that's what got me hooked

onto anime and Japan and learning

Japanese. I watched that stupid anime

about 5 times and I still don't get the

ending. They all turn into orange liquid

and then the whole world gets destroyed

and then— I don't know, it's weird.

I thought it was a pretty accurate

comparison though.

Check your email, I sent you the items you

need. For what? For the pond?

People keep telling me to clean the pond

as well, which pisses me off. Keep saying,

Daniel, you should clean the pond. You

don't need to clean a pond. A pond is a

natural habitat, it looks after itself.

I'm not gonna go around cleaning a pond.

You don't go around cleaning lakes and

rivers, do you? As if

I give a shit about the pond and keeping

it clean. It's just a hole with water in

I can't even make a pond jar video without

people complaining about me not cleaning

the pond, as if it's my job to clean the

pond. It's not my job, and it's not my

hobby.

And it's not even necessary. The pond is

perfectly fine. Someone said, oh, the pond

looks like it's all green. It's supposed

to be green. It's because it has

vegetation growing inside of it. It's not

supposed to be clear.

Ponds don't need to be cleaned, just in

the same way that oceans and lakes and

rivers don't need to be cleaned. It's a

self-sustaining ecosystem.

Do you think nature needs humans to go

out, go around cleaning it? Nature has

been doing what it does for billions of

years before humans even existed. The

world doesn't need humans going around

cleaning it. The world and Mother Nature

is perfectly capable of looking after

itself without humans cleaning it. Load of

All humans could just disappear and the

world would be fine without anyone

cleaning stuff.

We're not that important. Oh,

thank you, Mafia Boss.

Any anime past 2015 is trash.

Yeah, I think all the best classic anime,

all the classics, were before 2015.

After that, what has there been? It's

just— there's been nothing noteworthy.

The world would be better off if humans

didn't exist. Look at the, the smog in

India all clearing up because all the

people went back in their houses and

didn't come out. See, humans go away and

then the environment starts improving.

Japan is running out of original ideas for

anime. Yeah, I guess so. They've done

pretty much everything by now.

What do I think of Death Note? Recently in

one of my comments, someone was making fun

of how I pronounced it because in 2016

I made a video called My Obsession with

Japan Is Over. Back then I

wasn't pronouncing TH properly. I used to

pronounce TH as an F. I don't know why.

And it's pretty obvious that I pronounced

Death Note as Def Note. You can see my

lips I look so stupid.

I don't understand how I was so bad at

speaking my own language. I couldn't even

pronounce TH.

For nearly all of my life, I thought TH

was pronounced like an F. I think it was

around 2016 I realized that it's not.

You have to stick your tongue out.

I was pronouncing it as Death Note for

ages.

So if you look back at my really old

videos from 4 years ago, you can see that

I sound like I'm speaking with a speech

impediment. I don't even pronounce

certain words properly. I used to say

subscribers like subscribers. I didn't

even realize that I used

to sound so dumb.

If you look up— I think it was called,

why does PewDiePie have so many

subscribers? And there's a video that I

made in 2015. And I've got

really long hair and I look really gay and

I'm doing all these weird hand gestures

like this. Why does PewDiePie have so many

subscribers? I used to speak like that.

Crooked teeth simp, crooked teeth simp,

crooked teeth simp, crooked teeth simp,

crooked teeth. Shut up. Simp crew.

As if your teeth aren't crooked.

Most people have crooked teeth unless you

had braces. Braces aren't natural.

Crooked teeth are natural.

Oh, thank you, Neil Marshall, $20. Very

generous of you.

You still can't pronounce chicken. Yeah,

I have started to realize that maybe I'm

not pronouncing chicken properly. I

watched Jamie Oliver and he was like,

today we're gonna make a chicken, and it

sounds weird. He says chicken. That just

sounds weird to me. I always thought it

I try and say chicken now, but it still

sounds strange. Sometimes I forget

and I go back to pronouncing it as

chicken. I blame my mum. She probably

pronounced it as chicken, and then we

picked it up from her as kids.

It's not my fault.

When you grow up, you imitate your

parents, and my dad was away at work most

of the time, so I spent most of my days

with my mum.

Oh, thank you, Mafia Boss. Do you think

that Anime Man is problematic?

Not really. I don't think he's doing

anything wrong. But I do follow him on

Twitter and he's constantly retweeting

hentai and sexy Japanese girls,

so I think he has a bit of a problem. He

seems to be completely obsessed with

hentai and anime porn,

which Seems

kind of weird.

Daniel, stop being a simp and a beta, you

smelly feet man.

My feet are pretty smelly though. I don't

know why they smell though, because I had

a shower. But they still smell like

cheese.

Smells like Parmesan. I like the smell

personally. But yeah, my, my smeat

do kind of foul. I mean, my feet do kind

What will you do if Mila doesn't want you

in Korea? Well, she does.

I don't know if I wanted to talk about

this, but last night, um, I nearly

cancelled the whole thing because she said

something I didn't like. But we ended up

coming up with a solution to

keep both of us happy. So the Mila trip is

still on. I was thinking, oh God,

I have to tell everyone the Netherlands

trip is off. And now they're gonna think I

was scamming for donations. No, it's still

on, still going. We managed to come to a

compromise and should

Well, basically she just said that she

didn't want to live with me in Korea

because she needs personal space, and that

upset me a little bit.

Because I thought if we're going to be

together, then obviously we would live

together. But she didn't really think

of it that way. It's just that I've never

been in a relationship— she doesn't want

to call it a relationship because she said

she doesn't like putting labels on things.

Well, I've never been with a girl and not

lived with her before. So for

me, living together is kind of like a

part of the deal. So I was just

a little bit surprised when she said she

didn't want to live together.

But maybe, maybe that's normal.

Most people don't live together straight

away, don't they?

And we've only known each other for like a

So I had a bit of a rough night last

night, but we talked things out and we

came up with a solution. So I think It'll

I mean, I need my personal space as well.

Just not for as long as she needs it.

I'm not saying that I want to be stuck

next to her, like side by side all day

long. Obviously we'd be doing things

separately, but I thought it would just

be nice if we, you know, at the end of the

day she would come back and we

could hang out and,

you know, sleep together or Obviously,

even I would start getting stressed out if

we were like stuck next to each other

all day long every single day. That would

stress me out as well. I'm not

saying that's what I want, but Hmm,

tricky. It's just hard not to be

so— I guess I am kind of clingy,

like a dog. I guess I'm not really

introverted because I think introverted

people prefer being alone. I don't like

being alone. I get lonely.

So even though I kept

describing myself as an introvert, I don't

think I really am.

Introverted.

Maybe I am a reclusive extrovert.

It's confusing because I don't like being

alone, but then I don't like going to

parties and places where there's loads of

people. And I don't like being— I don't

like having friends because friends don't

really do it for me. Friends don't

really satisfy the need that I have. So I

could have 10 friends and I'd probably

still feel unfulfilled in the same

way. I guess having friends

is nice, but I'm never

depressed because I can't see my friend.

It's like I'm friends with George. I enjoy

hanging out with George, but I don't start

crying because I can't see George anymore.

I'm not like, oh, I miss you, George, so

much. I want to see you so badly. You

know, he's just a friend. If we can hang

out, then that's great. I would love to,

but I'm not going to start crying about

not being able to see George. So I'm

not really a friend-oriented person, I

guess. And some people different, they

have friends and they really miss their

friends. I don't really care, to be

If I go back to Korea, I'd probably meet

Eugene again, but I'm not desperate to

meet him. I'm not crying because I miss

him so much. Remember Eugene,

the topless guy I met in Korea? He was

nice.

We were planning on doing more stuff, but

then he left because of the virus.

He was going to take me on road trips and

stuff with his girlfriend. Maybe we can

still do that. I could bring Mila.

Me and Mila, and then Top Lists and his

girlfriend.

How would I deal with the fact Mila wants

to go out and party while you stay at home

alone? I don't mind. I know she's

a social person. It's completely okay.

That's kind of what I'm expecting that she

Did I ever go to a party? I went

clubbing once with the guesthouse people

when I went to Japan the second time. I

didn't like it. It was fun maybe the first

hour or 2. It was Halloween and they did

like a guesthouse Halloween party and we

went to this venue and there were loads of

people and it was like a bar. We got

drinks, we talked to strangers. That was

okay, but then after that we went

clubbing. Clubbing. We went to this

underground basement club and I hated it.

It was so noisy, my ears were hurting. I

couldn't hear anything anyone was saying.

Everyone was smoking. I just sat in the

corner with a, with a drink, and then this

black girl dragged me over to the dance

floor and then forced me to dance with

her. She put my hands on her hips and then

she started grinding her buttocks into my

groin. I guess that was kind

of enjoyable. I didn't hate it, but then

I started getting bored and

I just sat outside the club by myself

because I felt tired. And it was about 4

AM, so I couldn't get a train home, so I

had to wait until 5 AM. I just

sat there on the street. Everyone else was

in the in the basement club partying.

I was tired, I had enough, I wanted to go

to bed. And that was when I was 21. I'm 31

now, so when it's late, I just want

to go to bed, not hang out all night long

drinking.

Last time I went out bar hopping all night

long was last year, September, when my

wife— ex-wife kicked me out. I was in

the Airbnb living, living with the sex

doll, and then I went to meet Tkyo-san,

and then he took me out bar hopping with

his friends. We stayed out all night long,

and I was so tired. Fed up. I wanted to go

And then after TKO-san left and went back

to Tokyo, I met up with his friend again a

second time, and we stayed out all night.

And his friend was DJing in that hookah

bar, and I went there and

I hung out with him,

and we spent We spent all night together

at the bar, and then we walked around,

and then he started telling me about his

relationship problems. I didn't know what

to say. I barely even know you, and he was

talking to me about how sad he was about

having to break up with his girlfriend,

and I was so bored. I wanted to go home.

Oh, thank you, Biani. Do I re-upload my

streams onto Patreon? No, I either leave

them up on YouTube or I take them down if

I said something really bad. I think I've

been pretty good today, actually. I had a

bit of a— an angry moment at the

beginning, but I feel fine now. I didn't

say anything controversial. The last video

I said something really bad about the

virus, about wishing that people would

just hurry up and— no, I'm not gonna say

it again. People got angry.

I can't even complain about the virus

because then people say that I'm being

selfish. They say, Daniel, people are

dying, as if I didn't know people— I know

people are dying. It's not my fault

they're dying, is it? Don't blame me. I

didn't start it.

If you want to blame someone, blame— blame

the meat eaters. If people didn't eat

meat, then they wouldn't have those animal

markets. All these viruses and plagues,

they come from animals. If we were all

vegetarian, Then we wouldn't have this

problem, would we? So some

people saying blame China, but you can't

blame all of China because some Chinese

people might be vegetarians. Blame the

meat-eating Chinese people with their

stupid markets. Why don't they make a

proper supermarket like civilized

countries have? Not a stupid market where

they put birds in a cage. You put it in a

packet and build a supermarket, put it on

the shelf, sweep the floor.

It's 2020, not the Middle Ages.

Jesus, bloody wet markets.

We need to stop all that rubbish or else

we'll just get another pandemic in 10

years' time. I hope

this wakes them up a little bit.

Stupid wet markets. I went to one wet

market in Taiwan. It was disgusting. They

had dead animals hung up,

rotting corpses lying around, fish just

lying there with their guts open.

Disgusting. I felt like I was gonna be

sick. I can't believe

people actually go there and buy food and

then eat it. Ugh, I'd rather become

vegetarian. I'd rather pick my nose and

eat my snot than go to a wet market.

Yuck.

Why can't they just do things

hygienically? It's okay to eat meat, but

they just do it all wrong.

Oh, thank you, Junkers. Should China be

made to pay? I don't know,

I guess they didn't do it on purpose.

Are they to blame? I don't know.

It's a complicated topic.

How could you make them pay anyway? They

would just say no. Get lost.

Boycott them.

Why did people don't persecute Spanish

when the Spanish flu ensued?

The Spanish flu didn't really originate in

Spain. It's just called the Spanish flu

because it was World War 1 at the time.

And then all the countries that were

fighting in the war, they weren't

reporting it or announcing it, and Spain

was neutral, and they were the only

country reporting it. So at the time, it

seemed like it was only happening in

Spain. So technically, it didn't really

start in Spain, so it wouldn't be fair.

I think the Spanish flu also originated

from some Asian area, and apparently the

bubonic plague also got traced back to

Central Asia. Bloody Asia and their

plagues. This isn't the first time.

The bubonic plague, they did tests, they

traced the DNA, traced it back to some

place in Central Asia in the mountains,

probably because of a wet market.

I don't know about smallpox. Where did

Where did smallpox originate?

I wonder if I've had it. Do you think I've

had the virus? Because I was feeling kind

of strange when Mila was here. I had this

really painful chest pain, like right

here, for about 10 days, nearly 2 weeks.

I was in pain, sharp chest pain when

I breathed in too deeply and when I

coughed or sneezed. It's really pain. Now

it's completely gone. It feels so

nice to be able to breathe.

It was so painful right here when

I pressed this rib. It would, it would be

and I felt so stiff, like I couldn't move

freely.

Well, I hope China does something to

prevent this from happening again. But I

doubt they will. I feel like they won't

change anything.

But then some people were saying it's not

even the wet market that caused it.

They're saying there was some kind of

viral institute and they were researching

or experimenting with viruses and then it

leaked. That sounds kind of, I don't know,

overdramatic, like a movie plot. Resident

Evil underground research facility.

The virus gets leaked. Imagine if they

turned into zombies. That would be funny.

But apparently KFC is reopening next week,

so I think things will start to slowly get

back to normal from now. Apparently we've

passed the peak of Past

the peak of cases,

of deaths. From now on, it's going to be

downhill, according to Boris Johnson.

I was really pleased with my gay video,

my last one. Number one, people seem to

really like it, even though it was a

pretty lazy video. I didn't even show my

face or do anything for the video. I just

put an image for the first minute. And

then some random petals. I think it kind

of shows people— people don't really care

about the actual video and they just

listen to it. And then I even made money

off it. The reason why I put— I was put

off making it up until now was because I

thought if I put gay in the title, then

I'd get demonetized and I won't make any

money. But I was wrong. You can put the

word gay in the title and make money,

and I got good CPM for it. So I

think the reason why last time my gay

video got demonetized was because I was

pretty graphic in describing the Boris

Johnson. But this time I used code words,

I didn't go into too much detail, stayed

Yeah, I know I retold the story,

but it still got views, still got 21k,

which is pretty good. 22k.

I reckon it would get close to 30k after

a few weeks.

I don't think there's anything wrong with

retelling old stories I've told before.

Most of these videos I've taken down

because they got demonetized because I

made them before the adpocalypse, and back

then I was getting into graphic detail.

Of the sexual activities, and I'd use

words like cum and ejaculate and foreskin.

And all my— most my videos from 2017,

my classics, they got demonetized because

I used language like that. So I had to

take them down because they weren't making

any money and they were putting the

channel at risk. So I don't see why it's

bad to retell them. If you've already

heard the story, then just don't watch it.

You don't have to watch every single one.

If it's a video about something you

already know, then don't click it.

I don't really have new stories.

It depends, really. It depends how new you

are to the channel. If you've been

watching since 2016 or '17, then you've

You probably already know everything about

me by now, and there's nothing I can tell

you that would surprise you. But if you

started watching a few months ago, then

maybe you don't know most of this stuff.

So I think there's still value in

retelling stuff. There's a few stories

I could tell that happened last year that

I couldn't tell because I was married,

and I'm planning on making those maybe

next month or this month. But they're

just, you know, cheating stories,

sexual stuff.

Maybe I'll put it onto my second channel.

I'll start retelling some other things on

the second channel as well.

I don't think there's anything that I

haven't talked about yet.

And I have to make a video about

something, don't I? I can't just stop

making videos. What can I make a video on

then? I already told all

my most interesting things.

It's time to leave YouTube. Yeah, right.

Why would I leave YouTube and stop doing

something that makes me so much money?

Maybe I'll retell the Tomoko story. It's

been a year since I last retold it. Just

retell all the stories every year, like a

yearly annual reminder of everything that

I quite like that channel called Luna. He