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Packages At The Petrol Station

2018-02-01 · 4 min

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  1. rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9Machine-generated and unreviewed; may be wrong; not a verified quotation.
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  1. 0:01

    Okay, so in the guest house, when packages and parcels get delivered, they get placed on the shelf by the stairs.

    Segment details0:01–0:13 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_0
  2. 0:16

    And I was kind of bored last night, and I saw this package lying there on the shelf,

    Segment details0:16–0:21 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_1
  3. 0:23

    and I took the package And I took it to my room

    Segment details0:23–0:26 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_2
  4. 0:29

    and it wasn't my package.

    Segment details0:29–0:30 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_3
  5. 0:32

    It was that Peru guy, the Peruvian guy's package.

    Segment details0:32–0:38 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_4
  6. 0:46

    And I opened the package

    Segment details0:46–0:48 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_5
  7. 0:50

    and inside There were 4 packs of condoms and

    Segment details0:50–0:56 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_6
  8. 0:58

    there was a bottle of Johnson's baby oil lotion.

    Segment details0:58–1:02 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_7
  9. 1:09

    And I tried on one of the condoms and it felt horrible. It was really thick. There was no lubrication on it. And

    Segment details1:09–1:15 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_8
  10. 1:18

    then I put all the condoms and the baby Johnson's baby oil into a plastic bag, and then I chucked it outside into the rubbish.

    Segment details1:18–1:28 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_9
  11. 1:36

    I'm not lying, and I'm scared that that security camera caught me doing it.

    Segment details1:36–1:42 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_10
  12. 1:50

    I can show you the condom that I used. It's in my rubbish bin right now,

    Segment details1:50–1:54 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_11
  13. 1:57

    but it's, it's a bit filled up with semen, so I don't think I can show it to you.

    Segment details1:57–2:01 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_12
  14. 2:05

    I can't put it back because I've opened the box.

    Segment details2:05–2:07 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_13
  15. 2:16

    I don't know what the Peruvian guy was planning, but there were a lot of condoms and Johnson's baby oil.

    Segment details2:16–2:22 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_14
  16. 2:44

    I don't know when the camera was installed though. I never noticed it before. I would have noticed if there was a big camera just stuck to the ceiling.

    Segment details2:44–2:52 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_15
  17. 2:59

    I'm pretty sure that guy was going to use it to do anal. Why else would you buy Johnson's baby oil

    Segment details2:59–3:06 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_16
  18. 3:09

    lotion. I don't know who he was planning to do anal with. A guy? A girl? Who knows?

    Segment details3:09–3:16 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_17
  19. 3:32

    And I'm scared if I go downstairs, the manager's gonna confront me and say, Daniel, we need a chat, and then he's gonna show me this footage.

    Segment details3:32–3:38 · rev_f94db27561980e751f4918849eb23ac9_18