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IDIOT CYCLIST blocks road - Angry Driver warns him

2022-09-26 · 10 min

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    Whoa, did he beep at me? Why'd he beep at

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    me? I am in the road, I guess. I'm at the

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    side of the road. Why'd he beep at me?

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    Is he a stream sniper?

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    I'm on the white line. I'm on the side of

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    the road. I'm not in the road. Idiot.

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    You wait until I catch him up. Follow me,

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    Steve. Oh, why is there a car? Okay,

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    that's kind of suspicious. It's like a car

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    just sitting in the middle of the road.

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    What the hell? Why is there a car

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    just in the middle of the road?

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    Look, it's just sitting in the middle of

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    Oh, it's moving now. I think he was giving

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    way. Was he? I don't know.

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    That was so creepy. He was just sitting in

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    the middle of the road. I thought he was

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    like gonna kidnap me.

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    Be cool

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    if you did bike streams in Japan. Yeah,

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    I'd like to. After I watched Connor's

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    stream, I thought, how come I never

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    thought of doing a bike stream before?

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    The idea never crossed my mind. It's just

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    in Japan, I'm not gonna buy an electric

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    bike because this thing costs like £1,000.

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    So I have to get a crappy mama chari,

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    and then I have to ride around the cities

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    and it'll just be non-stop traffic. And

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    then I don't know how to get a SIM card

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    without Chihiro because when I was

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    married, she helped me get a SIM card with

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    unlimited data. Before I got married to

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    Chihiro, I had to use a pocket Wi-Fi,

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    and if you remember my streams back in

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    Japan, the pocket Wi-Fi wasn't great. I

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    might turn the strength of the motor down

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    because we're going too fast. I don't feel

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    like we need to be going this fast.

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    No, it's just too hard now. Put it back to

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    max.

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    Oh shit, I didn't realize I'm at a

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    crossroad. I'm pretty sure I did some

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    driving lessons around here. I think it

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    was a few lessons before my test. He took

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    me down some country lanes and I was

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    really nervous because the roads are so

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    narrow here. Driving a car on this road is

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    scary. He's waiting for you to

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    pass. Why is he waiting in the middle of

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    the road?

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    Yeah, I didn't think he'd be waiting that

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    far away. It was like he was just parked

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    in the middle of the road.

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    Damn, my iPhone battery is draining. I'm

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    on 50%. I feel

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    like I should get my battery bank out by

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    this point. Hold on.

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    See, this is just terrible preparation.

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    Oh,

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    that's my crotch. I didn't realize I'm

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    pointing at my nutsack. Battery health

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    in options. What?

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    The, the streaming phone's battery is

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    still at 80%, I think, so I can plug that

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    in later.

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    It's just this wire is a bit long.

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    Let me tuck it in.

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    I'm getting hot too. It was cold when I

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    came out.

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    So should I go forwards or should I go

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    left or right? You guys can decide.

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    Wow, I've got 4 bars of 4G. I can't

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    believe the internet's this good.

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    Cycling is so much nicer than driving.

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    When you drive, you're like in this box

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    and you can't really appreciate what

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    you're driving through. Oh, look, it's a

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    horse. Left, forward, forward,

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    left, left, forward, right. I think if we

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    go left, we're making it— we're going back

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    to Lenham. Oh, Sutton Valence is right.

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    We're gonna go right. I'll take you to my

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    old house where I used to live.

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    Crap.

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    Where me and my best friend Chris Broad

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    used to play.

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    It's getting busy here.

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    Oh, they're stopping for a horse.

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    Horse is getting scared. Look at the

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    horse, it looks like a cow. Horse is

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    getting scared. Okay, let's go onward to

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    Sutton Vallens. Oh, there's another car.

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    My cable's getting tangled as well. This

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    is dangerous. I put the cable over my

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    legs. If the cable gets caught in the

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    chain— is that an electric

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    car? No, it sounded really quiet.

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    I can't get up this little hill. This

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    bit's quite steep.

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    Oh, it's really steep.

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    The battery doesn't kick in until you've

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    pedaled a little bit.

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    Oh, this is a nice road.

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    Oh shit,

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    look,

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    one-handed cycling. I can read the chat

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    now.

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    Oh, this is so nice. Oh my God,

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    I'm gonna miss England. But the poos

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    calls, and I must answer.

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    What you

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    really want now is some good heavy metal

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    to get you pumped. Then you'd feel epic.

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    Epic.

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    This is a nice road.

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    Bit scared not to have my front brake

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    accessible.

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    It's hard to speak as well.

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    What heavy metal bands do I listen to? I

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    like Bullet for My Valentine and I like

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    Powerwolf. Powerwolf is my favorite.

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    I feel like I'm doing Uber Eats. It's like

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    Uber Eats, isn't it?

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    Oh, I'm getting a bit cold actually. When

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    you're out of the sunshine, it's pretty

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    chilly. I'll take

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    you to my old home, my old house where I

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    used to live as a little boy.

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    This is going to be weird. I haven't been

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    back there since 2001.

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    30 mph speed limit.

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    Change down to 3rd gear.

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    Mirrors for the bend. Center mirror,

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    right mirror.

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