Unboxing And Trying My NEW ELECTRIC Grill

Hello, look what I got.

Electric grill for the table.

You can make juicy things like asparagus

and prawn on a stick.

I just finished making my new video for

the channel. It's gonna be so good. It's

about investing. And stocks.

So this cost me €25. Not bad,

not bad at all.

And that means I can cook on the table

without having to stand by my kitchen,

because last stream I wasn't able to show

you the cooking, and this is supposed to

be a cooking channel, and I felt a bit bad

for letting you guys down. I know you're

all here for the cooking action,

so I went out and I got myself this so

we can enjoy cooking together. How fun!

Oh wow,

it's pretty big but

not too big. It fits on the table

perfectly. Did I fix the heating? No,

it's Still nothing. I messaged her

yesterday. She said that she'll phone

someone to try and get it fixed. So I'm

assuming that means she's not going to try

and get her husband to fix it. So that

means he's either busy or he feels like he

doesn't know how to fix it. So they're

getting a proper professional this time.

I'm not sure if he's going to be able to

speak English or if I'm going to have to

deal with him by myself or if the

husband's gonna come and help me.

Kind of annoying being freezing cold here.

It hasn't been too bad the last few days

because it's been sunny and I just opened

the window— I mean, open the curtains and

I let the sunlight warm up the place. But

the last few days since yesterday, it's

been really cloudy. There's been no

My other tactic was to leave the door open

when I have a shower, and then all the hot

steam comes out and warms up the place.

But it's still freezing, and it's just

going to get colder from now on.

Would I start Discord? No, I don't really

feel like Discord anymore because

it took up too much time and it was too

I got some new clothing. I got this white

sweater and I got this dark red sweater,

2 for €50. I also got—

look at my bed.

I extended the sofa. It actually

pulls out into a, a double-sized bed,

pretty big. And I've got this green

bedsheet. I've got some green pillow

covers. I also got a proper pillow because

the sofa pillows are a bit hard.

And I also got cutting board, a pair of

scissors. Yeah, I've been doing some

shopping. Wow, this is gonna be so good

for livestreams. Look how big this is. I

can just get some meat, fry it in front of

Oh, thank you, Edna. Will the grill be

featured on OnlyFans? Not sure how I would

feature on OnlyFans. What if I cummed on

it and then cooked my cum?

So I'm gonna do some gridding. Livestream

is gonna be so much more fun. Don't know

if it'd be fun for you, but it'd be more

fun for me.

Okay, let's plug this baby in.

So we've got a little drip tray for oil.

Where does that go?

Oh, there's a hole here for the oil to

drip down into, so it just goes underneath

the hole. Then we've got the

Oh wow, this is such a weird plug. Look at

this plug.

There's this metal— this is metal spike

you stick into it. That's so weird.

Oh,

that's pretty cool. Look,

so that's also the Temperature control.

I've never seen that plug before.

So we've got self-control goes up to five

levels, thermostatic.

And then that's off.

Now it's at zero. Okay, I'll plug it in.

It's so funny you can make her food with

electricity. Oh, it's on.

Okay, I don't want to turn it on yet

because I have to prepare my food first.

You think I have to clean it? Okay, I'll

give it a quick wipe. I only make rice.

I'm so hungry. Haven't had dinner yet.

Why is it getting warm? Do I turn

it on?

I'm doing cooking with

my new grill. Gonna cook

you with my new grill.

Hmm,

does this mean I'll be able to cook in a

hotel? Oh yeah, I could, couldn't I? I

could cook in a hotel. Where are my

What do I prefer, pork, beef, or chicken?

I like— I think I prefer pork.

I guess you just turn it on.

What heat level? I think heat level 4 is

good.

This— these steaks cost me €3.33

for 2, so that's about €1.60 for

one steak. Pretty cheap considering if you

go to a restaurant, you want to get a

steak You pay like $20, don't you?

Here's my $1.50. Oh, there's blood on it.

What? Whoa, it's getting hot.

Would I cook with cannabis-infused oil?

No, I don't have any.

Oh wow, it's sizzling already. Can you

hear that?

And for seasoning, I've got some

chikonkani powder.

Chili con carne on your beef.

Uh, where's my spatula?

Some vegetables would be good.

No, I dropped it.

Yeah, that's good.

I don't have any oil.

Shit, it's burning already.

This is like a Japanese restaurant, isn't

it? The teppanyaki restaurant where the

chef cooks in front of you.

Chili con carne on this

I do not like this bone. Cut the

bone out.

That's fine.

You need oil? I don't have any.

I have Bulldog moisturizer for men. Would

Oh, look at that, medium rare.

I have saliva.

Nice and warm. It's heating up the house

and it's cooking my dinner at the same

time.

The thing I'm worried about is all the

steam coming up. There's no fan.

Maybe I turn on the kitchen fan.

Got some salt as well.

And some pepper.

Oh, there's red stuff oozing out

the bone.

I'm gonna cut that off.

Ow, stupid scissors. Your scissors pinch

your finger in the middle.

Oh, that's all bone.

What a waste.

Oh, thank you, pasta sauce. Is Chihiro

still hanging out with the Hong Kong guy?

Probably not.

What do you think, should I give it a try?

It's kind of pink in the middle, but isn't

that a good thing?

Okay, I'll turn it off now.

I think it's cooked.

Problem is there's no room for the plate

and the grill.

Uh, what can I do?

I could just eat it off the grill without

a plate. Yeah.

Oh, I wish I'd kept up.

I've got some of this wok stir-fry sauce.

Could add it like that.

I should have made rice. I have rice,

it's right here.

My rice. Okay,

try some of this. €1.60 steak.

Oh wow, wait a minute,

this is not beef, this is pork.

Not even beef. What a ripoff.

Mm, still good though.

Oh yeah, it's a picture of a

I was sure it was beef,

so maybe it's not good if it's pink in the

middle. Oh wow,

thank you, Madara, $1 for another steak.

Not sure if $2 is enough though.

Actually, it is. Maybe get

the iPhone 12 Pro Max. No, I don't think

so. I'm not

gonna waste my money on tech anymore

because I've actually started investing

and I've invested a total of £4,000.

I made a video about it today.

Don't know why I didn't start investing

sooner.

I wish I had a beer. Cold beer would be so

good right now. I haven't uploaded the

video about investing yet. It's finished

and it's ready to go. I'll just finish

this stream after a few hours and then

I'll upload it.

I invested in a group called Altria.

They make cigarettes like Marlboro. And I

invested in ExxonMobil, the big oil

company. And I invested in Coca-Cola

and Apple. I invested in loads.

What else should I get? I got IBM and

FedEx, but I want to sell FedEx because

they suck. I got Pinterest as well, but

they suck as well, so I'm gonna sell them.

I want to invest in some pharmaceuticals

so I can invest— I can fund the smoking

and the fast food industry and fizzy

drinks, and then I also profit from the

fat people who got lung cancer from

smoking. And diabetes, they'll be going to

the pharmaceuticals to get medicine, and

then I can profit off them. And I profit

off of the oil industry because oil is

still going to be needed for decades.

Renewable energy still isn't really

sustainable yet, so I

feel like investing in the oil company is

quite a good idea.

I use a broker called Freetrade.

And I invested in a gold mining company,

Newmont Gold. They're doing pretty well.

I'm actually really excited about it. I

spent all day yesterday, all day today,

and all day the day before yesterday just

binge-watching all of these financial

channels and reading articles about stocks

and dividends, and I'm really excited

about dividends. These companies, they pay

you money for investing in them every

year, and the more you invest in them,

the more they pay you.

And all the companies I invested in, I

chose them because they give good

dividends. And the Marlboro Cigarette

Tobacco Company gives really good

dividends. So does Exxon.

So I thought I'd start off with 4,000,

4,000, and then see how it goes.

And then even if it doesn't really work,

I can just sell the stocks, kind of.

It's probably companies your mum invested

in. You must be joking. My mum doesn't

even know how to use her phone. Yeah, as

if my mum's gonna be smart enough to be

able to understand a stock brokerage app.

She doesn't even know what the word stock

I tried getting an index fund, but they

rejected my order. I don't know why. I

tried to get the S&P 500 thing, but I

only ordered one, one share, and they

rejected it. So I don't know, I don't

really understand it. So I went for

companies instead.

And the reason why I decided to make

another video about finance and money

because the other one did really well

actually.

It only has 8K views, but guess how much

money it made? It made $60.

$60 for 8K views is crazy.

I have videos that got 20K views and only

made about $50,

and it got the $16 CPM. So I

think finance— financial videos are

quite a good idea.

I can just learn stuff about the stock

market, and then after I feel like I've

understood the basics, I can make a video

about it and then make money off the

knowledge that I just acquired.

What's in the left corner of the grill?

Uh, pepper. Red pepper.

What if I put all my savings into some

What if I put £40,000 into Exxon?

I'm not sure how many stocks to get. I

heard some people say around 20 is a good

enough mixture. A good diverse portfolio

should have about 20 or maybe more.

I currently have about 11. I feel like

it's like Pokémon cards, collecting

different companies, trading them as well.

Did I get any index funds? I don't

understand how to get them.

On my app, there's this category called

ETF. I think ETFs are stuff like the S&P

500 stuff, but I don't get it.

I don't understand it.

I know it's like a collection of various

companies all in one.

So if one company fails, it doesn't really

affect you because there's so many other

companies in it.

I don't feel like it's gambling because

I'm not doing short-term trading. I want

to do long-term and invest in good

companies that give me dividends.

I'm not sure if I feel full. Should I make

What else could I make?

Let me check the fridge.

All right.

I've got bread and salami and I've got

eggs, but I need to save the eggs because

I need it for lunch.

But if I turn it on, the sauce is going to

start sizzling.

Um, hmm, how do I get the sauce off?

Okay,

let's make

some salami toast.

Let me check the chat. I lost $200

trading double inverse. Oh, sorry to hear

I've lost about £20, but it keeps going up

and down, so it's hard to say. Sometimes

it says I've made £10 and I check later

and says I've lost £10.

But I don't really care about that because

I'm not looking to sell my stocks. I

bought them so I could keep hold on them—

keep hold on to them.

So hopefully I've chosen companies that

are not going to go down in value. I don't

think Apple is going to go down.

Maybe Exxon might go down because the oil

industry is in a bit of a slump, but I

think it will go back up. Everyone needs

oil, and don't they make plastic out of

oil?

And I'm pretty sure cigarettes are going

to be in demand forever. Even with

all the health stuff getting promoted,

people are still smoking. People don't

care about being healthy. They just want

to smoke and eat bacon and drink alcohol.

So I feel like Altria Group

is, is safe.

And apparently cigarette sales haven't

really been affected by the coronavirus

because convenience stores and

supermarkets have stayed open and they

sell cigarettes there because it's

essential goods. And guess what? People

still buying cigarettes.

Wow, these toasted really quickly.

And IBM, AT&T,

they're good to invest in. They make stuff

Coca-Cola, isn't that one of Warren

Buffett's investments? He has about 10% in

Coca-Cola.

I might buy some more of my gold mining

stock. I've only got 2 stocks in Newmont

Golding— I mean, Newmont Mining.

And I got one free stock. I forgot the

company name now. I need to get my phone.

Let me see which free stock I got,

because you get a free stock if you sign

up using someone's invite link.

Oh, it's called Frontline Oil Shipping.

It is a company specializes in shipping

oil and owns the largest fleet of oil

tankers in the world. So I got one of

those for free. Pretty good.

And it's worth about $6, I think.

I'm not doing day trading, I'm doing

long-term investment.

I'm not stupid.

What if I just copied Warren Buffett's

portfolio. So it'll be exactly the same,

but on a much, much smaller scale. Won't I

be getting the same benefits he gets? The

same advantages?

Put some salami.

You aren't stupid, but you're impatient

and lazy. What? I've been researching all

day long. About this.

Let me check my stocks.

Oh wow, I'm £2.70 up.

£2,000. So I've split 2 £2,000s into 2

different accounts. One of them I'm just

gonna piss around with, and then the other

one is supposed to be serious, and I've

designed it for dividend earnings.

So these are the,

these are the companies I invested in. I

got Apple, Altria, IBM,

ExxonMobil, and 3M. I don't know why I got

3M because I was watching these videos and

people kept recommending it.

Sounds like a boring company. They sell

sticky notes. I don't want them anymore.

I want to get something else like, I don't

know, nuclear weapon manufacturer.

I really wish I got Netflix. Oh, I feel so

stupid. Back in March when the country

started locking down, you should have

bought Netflix, Zoom, and some

other stuff because now Netflix is worth

so much compared to back in March. Have

made so much money, but at the time I had

no interest in this stuff. I only got

interested in it because my sister started

doing it and she recommended the app and

I gave it a try. And I always thought

stock investing, stock apps are really

complicated and confusing, but this one

makes it look really easy, like a game

almost.

So my plan is I just keep reinvesting what

I make into getting more stocks and then

just keep building my portfolio,

and then hopefully it keeps generating

money. But I'm not really sure how much

money to put into it. So far I've put

£4,000, but I feel like I need to put

more.

Hmm, for some reason this toast tastes

I use an app called Freetrade. If you want

to sign up, you can use my link and then

we both get a free stock, but I've only

got one invite link and you have to put

money on your account in order for us to

get it. So if you're not serious about it,

don't ask me.

The stock can be worth between $5 and

$200.

Oh, I can't wait to upload my new video.

The thumbnail is so good. Do you want to

see the thumbnail? Look at that

background. I'm getting really good at

doing these professional backgrounds. You

can use this app called Facetune, and they

have a feature called Backdrop, and you

can put an image behind you and it

automatically cuts you out and puts

you in front of it. It looks

so good, and it took me like 10 seconds.

What I need is a green screen. Well,

actually, I've already got a green screen

because the wall behind me is green, but I

need a computer that has software that

lets me do green screen stuff.

Add some money. Where can I add money? I

was thinking maybe a dollar sign.

People said I should do cryptocurrency as

well, but I'm not really into it.

I guess I'm too old-fashioned.

Cryptocurrency is boring. They're just

stupid fake digital currencies, at least

what I'm trading in. They're actually real

companies that do and make stuff in the

world.

I just think it would be so cool if I

could make money by talking about money.

That's almost as good as making money by

shit-talking women I had sex with.

But you know, I'm kind of running low on

women to have sex with now that I'm Not a

single. I am taken.

The best thing about YouTube is you can

make money off of anything. You could

probably make money by poisoning ants,

or you could make money by And

talking about how much you hate your mom

or something. It's just so funny how you

can make money on YouTube.

I made so much money from my marriage in

Japan, it's insane.

So now I'm thinking I really should invest

that money so it makes more money.

Use my YouTube channel as a springboard

into investing.

That's why I think it's so funny that you

can invest in cigarette companies and big

oil companies that are destroying the

world and people's health, and I can

profit off it.

Or you can invest in companies that are

taking advantage of COVID-19, of the

situation, and then you can profit

indirectly from a global pandemic.

I can't

believe how good this toast tastes.

The taste tastes— the taste toast buttery.

The people upstairs are still noisy, but

I've kind of gotten used to it a bit more.

They're not too bad since Sunday.

Sunday was really bad. They were just

running up and down all day long, and I

think they've got 2 kids and they run up

and down as well. But since Sunday, it

hasn't been too bad.

But there's someone who just

walks really loudly. It's like they're

stomping on the ground.

That was

quite good. I feel quite happy with that

grill. What should I get next to

cook on the grill? I could get— how

about a fish?

To get a fish And

grill that as well.

Oh yeah, salmon could be nice.

Salmon with a bit of— what could I have

with it?

Do I like my neighborhood? No. And then I

Googled it yesterday. Apparently this

neighborhood is, is,

uh, majority immigrants, and there's

like 60% majority immigrants.

Native Dutch are only about 36%.

The biggest immigrant group are Turkish

people and then Moroccan people. I didn't

even notice that there's hardly any white

people around until I started going

outside yesterday because I haven't really

been outside much since I moved in. And

then I thought to myself, oh yeah,

Hardly any white people here,

and apparently it's the 4th most dangerous

neighborhood in all of Netherlands,

4th most problematic neighborhood, and I'm

living in it.

But, you know, it's pretty cheap and the

apartment is nice and the neighbors aren't

too bad apart from they're just noisy.

But the people outside are nuts. Mila came

over to stay a few days ago and we went

out shopping and we walked out the door,

walked down the street, and not even 5

minutes, we walked past this big black fat

woman and she just tutted at Mila. She was

like, like this tut and sigh.

We didn't even do anything. We're just

walking by. It's like they're so desperate

to fight. They want to start a fight so

badly.

I could hear it. She went like that

tutting clicking sound.

Why do Korean girls have high standards?

I don't know. Because they're boring.

And then we walked further down the street

and some guy was yelling at another guy in

I wonder if everyone who lives here has

experienced getting mugged or beaten up.

So I just stay inside. I buy enough

shopping to last me so I don't have to

keep going outside. And I stay inside,

keep my head down.

Outside is just depressing. The people

here just look miserable and ugly,

and they look poor.

And it just makes you feel kind of down

when you go outside.

Well, I guess it doesn't really matter

because I never really went outside

And I am getting a really good deal with

the rents, with the utilities all

Saving so much money, I can just put it in

the stock market.

Oh, thank you, T-Pop. What if Mina finds a

richer young guy? Well, if she finds a new

guy, then I guess I'll just leave. I'm not

sure where to leave to. I think Belgium

could be nice. It's cheaper.

Can I do a livestream carving pumpkins?

Yeah, I could do— they sell pumpkins at

the supermarket.

She wants to celebrate Halloween, but I

don't really want to dress up.

Never really been interested in fancy

dress.

Never really done anything for Halloween.

Usually to me it's always just been some

silly day that kids go around begging for

free candy.

So yeah, about my, my stock portfolio,

what do you think? Do you think

I should get rid of 3M?

I kind of want to get rid of Apple because

they don't give you much dividends. But

everyone says Apple's such a great stock.

I want IBM because they're good as well,

but I wanted more gold mining companies.

Look, I've got 49% in tech.

Uh, 33% in consumer goods,

17% in energy.

But if I, if I invest another $1,000,

should I just buy more shares of the

current companies I have, or should I buy

new companies?

I already have 2 shares in Netflix on my

other account. Let me show you my other

account.

This is what I have on my second account.

I have 2 shares in Netflix, 1.7 shares in

FedEx. I don't know why I got Pinterest

because I just Googled what should I

invest in and one of them said Pinterest

would be a good startup to invest in.

This is what I did just randomly without

in— without researching anything, and then

the second account I did some research.

Oh, thank you, Teapot. Just sell Lord

Manor.

No, I can't.

It's not mine yet.

I don't know if airlines would be a good

idea because even Warren Buffett sold all

his shares in United Airlines. I think he

has United Airlines, or was it Delta? But

apparently he sold all of his shares, so

he probably thinks the airline industry is

not going to come back as strong as it

Because won't there be less people

traveling for business now that companies

know how to do business meetings on the

internet? Which is what I've always been

saying. I always used to say to my dad,

why do people go on business meetings and

business trips when you could just phone

the person or do a video call? And he

was like, oh, that would be difficult.

But now everyone's doing it.

Turns out it's not that difficult.

So maybe even after the pandemic,

um, there won't be as many people flying

for business because they can just do it

online.

And then I've got AMD because I wanted to

get some kind of Chip developer. I don't

know why, but I want to get rid of them

because they don't give you dividends.

I've got Newmont Gold Mining.

Let me check.

Yeah, so I bought it for £99.86. I could

actually sell it for £100.84. I make a

profit of £1.

Would I? Yeah, I make a profit of a pound.

Wow.

Yeah, I want to sell AMD and Pinterest

when it goes up a bit. If I sell it now,

I would have lost— I would lose maybe £5.

I don't want to sell them yet. I think

they might go up a little bit and then

I'll sell them. I shouldn't have bought

them. Waste of money.

Currently on my second profile, I've made

£2 since I began investing.

Uh, well, everything's up actually.

All green.

It says Altria, famous tobacco brands

including Marlboro and Philip Morris.

I'm funding lung cancer. I like it.

And then I can make more videos about the

stock market and investing and mistakes I

made, blah blah blah. This could be fun.

Finally found something I find interesting

and that I could talk about and make

videos about and get pretty good CPM. On

YouTube, and even if it only gets 8K

views, it would still make $60.

So even if it made 4K views, it was gonna

make $30 still. 4K views for $30.

I've got some videos where I only got $30

for about 20K views. Those topics about

being gay and stuff like that don't make

Oh, my iPad still hasn't come, by the way.

Still being assessed by customs, which is

kind of annoying. I was hoping to get it

by now. Oh, and I got this

controller thing for the Switch. Look,

you attach it to the controller and then

you can put your Switch in it and And then

you can hold the controller like this,

and it holds up the switch at the same

time. And that's good because I don't have

good eyesight, and before I had to put

this the switch on the table, but then it

would be too far away and the screen would

be small. So this is much better. I can

hold it close to my face, and it's not

really that heavy. You get used to it.

It's a little bit heavy, but. I don't

find it uncomfortable. You get used to it

and then it's fine.

I've been playing Rogue Company. It's

really good. It's kind of like a mixture

of Rainbow Six and Fortnite and some

kind of shooting game like Team Fortress.

So you have gadgets. There's actually

similar gadgets to Rainbow Six gadgets.

You have barbed wire, you have devices

that, that— what's the word— intercept

projectiles. And then you have objectives

you have to control or hack or disable,

and, and it's 4 versus 4, and there's

different characters have different skill

Okay, banning Matthew Wilson.

I don't care if you don't care. If you

don't care, then go away. Stop moaning

about it.

Don't know why people want to irritate me

when they know I can just ban them. You do

know if you irritate me, I'm just going to

ban you from commenting and then you won't

be able to comment anymore. It's like

people forget who wears the belt in this

house. You think you could be rude to me

and annoy me and get away with it?

It's like some people want to get banned,

like they have some kind of fetish of

being dominated. And they want me to ban

them.

You said Rogue Company sucks in your other

video. Well, that's just what I do. I just

make I hate video game videos to get

views. I don't really hate it. It doesn't

really suck. It's actually pretty good.

No, I don't actually hate Among Us either,

but. It's a trending topic and hating on

stuff gets people's attention. If I put

why I love Among Us, people aren't going

to care as much as why I hate Among Us.

If I made a video called Why I Love Living

in Japan, do you think it would have gone

600,000 views like my Why I Hate Japan

video did? I really don't think so,

because people love getting triggered and

they love arguing and debating and pushing

their opinion on other people and trying

to prove people wrong. So you put out bait

to bait them. And the best bait is by

saying you hate stuff that they probably

like.

I don't actually hate any of the stuff

that I claim to have hated. I don't really

hate living in Japan.

Will you contact ChiChi for her to create

her channel? I really don't think she

would make videos, and if— even if she

did, I don't think she would stick with

it. Look at the Hong Kong guy, he's barely

even making any new videos now. Some

people just don't have what it takes,

unlike me. I've been doing this for 6

years straight consistently.

Streaming videos nearly

every day, 6 years nonstop.

You have to live and breathe YouTube all

day long, otherwise you're just not going

to be able to keep up with it.

Let me get my research and then we'll make

coffee.

I feel like I'm constantly cleaning up

Stupid tripod.

Why can't it stay up?

I really admire you for sticking to it and

actually making a living out of it.

Thanks. Yeah, usually I give up on

everything quite quickly, but YouTube has

been the only thing I haven't given up on

and I kept on doing, probably because it

pays so well and I'd be stupid to stop

doing it. Nothing else I ever did really

paid much or paid well at all,

so I felt like, well, I don't really enjoy

doing this and it's too much effort. I'm

not even making any money, so what's the

point. But YouTube has always been good

for money.

What motivated me when I had about 700

subs? Um, money,

I guess. As soon as I started making money

on YouTube, it just triggered something in

me. Like it energized me. I remember my

first $1 turned into $5. Then the next

month I made $10. Next month I made $15.

And it just kept going up and up and up.

And I kept thinking, holy shit, if I just

keep making videos, my earnings are just

going to keep going up. But this was

back before when— this was back in the day

before YouTube made that stupid rule where

you have to have 1,000 subs and 4,000

watch time hours to get monetized. When I

started it, anyone could get monetized

just straight away without even having any

subs. And my videos were being

monetized even when I had 100 subs and I

was just making $5 a month. But you can't

do that anymore. You have to get 1,000

subs and then you need 4,000 watch time.

Getting 1,000 subs is so difficult if

you don't have a good idea for getting

viewers. And you can clickbait and trick

people into watching, hate-watching your

videos, but they won't sub. For example,

I got 21,000 views on my Super Mario

video, but none of them will sub because I

just pissed them all off. But because my

channels are already monetized, it doesn't

matter. I still make money off the

hate-watching hate views. So I

kind of lucked out getting 2 channels

monetized. I think it would be pretty

tricky getting a third channel monetized

unless I ask you guys to come over and sub

and watch so I get 4,000 watch hour times.

But it's quite a lot. I don't know if I'd

be able to make a new channel monetized.

Getting 1,000 subs is pretty tricky in the

beginning. You just

have to keep making videos and cross your

fingers and hope you get a viral And then

after you got your viral, that's, that's

it really. Your channel is made. The next

challenge is keeping hold of the interest,

keeping hold of people's interest.

That's the difficult one.

Do streams count towards watch hours?

Yeah, they do. That's why when I was

trying to get this channel monetized, uh,

I just streamed all the time, all day

long. I don't know if you remember it. It

was back in early 2018. The, the new rule

just came into effect, and my second

channel was fine because it obviously had

more than 1,000 subs. But my second

channel, this one, didn't really have

many, and it said I was going

to lose monetization if I didn't meet the

new requirements. So I had to quickly tell

everyone come over to this channel to

watch me stream. That was in 2018,

early 2018,

and I used to just do 10-hour streams to

get my watch time up, and it worked.

Please talk about Essex Girl and Jay Leno

Shin. Not really much to say.

Essex Girl did message me asking me when I

was coming back to England. I just said I

don't know yet, maybe next

year. I haven't talked to Shin Yeah,

no one really messages me anymore. It's

crazy, isn't it? 2018, '19, I had all

these girls messaging me, sending me nudes

and stuff, but these days I've got

nothing. My Instagram

is just dead. I barely ever get messages,

new messages. There's just maybe 3 people

who message me on Instagram now. It's kind

of sad. I remember the day when my

Instagram was always just getting blown up

in the DMs. I had like 100 people

trying to message me, and now it's just

silent.

But I guess it's fine since I'm not really

looking for new girls anymore,

but it's still kind of sad seeing the

numbers drop. It's not just about

money, I guess.

It just feels like things get quieter and

quieter.

And I know I could get the views back if I

started making stupid topics again, but

they just won't make money. They'll make

very little money, and I'd just rather

choose topics that I know is going to get

money, even if it gets less views.

Now I could make some video about how I

had a gay threesome with a Korean guy in a

guest house and how he cummed in my

bottom. And yeah, it'll probably get a lot

of views, but it won't even make more than

$20.

I could just get some random picture off

Facebook and call it the time I had a

threesome with a Japanese guy and his

girlfriend.

I had a lot of fun in 2017 making all

these crazy topics. Because back then you

could still make money off it before the

stupid Logan Paul ruined it all with

the adpocalypse. Back then you could make

a video about cumming on panties and

fingering your cousin and you could still

get monetized.

YouTube became boring, that's the problem.

Now it favors financial topics and ASMR

and boring cooking and rubbish.

Tell us gay stories. Well, I only had one

gay story. The other time was when I was

about 10. This kid fingered

my butthole and he, he like did this up

my bumhole. And then I

turned around to stop him. I said, oh,

are you gay? And then he punched me.

I can't remember if he punched me or if he

pushed me. No, I think he just pushed me.

Yeah, I could have made that into a video.

How I got butt fingered by

a 10-year-old kid.

I remember I made a video called Why I

Slept with a 10-Year-Old Boy, and then

this person who was quite friendly with

me, she just went completely nuts and she

started hating on me, saying that she had

some kind of experienced— experience

with getting molested when she was a

child, and she said my video was

inappropriate.

But I was also 10 years old when we slept

together, and I say slept in the literal

meaning. We just slept in the same

bed. We didn't have sex. Jesus.

Can you tell us the story of how you made

your, your cat smell your finger? Okay, I

need to correct this story because people

keep making it sound like I forced my cat

to smell it. I just touched my bumhole and

then I held my finger in front of the

cat's face and let him sniff it, and then

he walked away. I didn't grab his neck and

stuff it in his face. I didn't put him in

a headlock and force him to smell it.

I just held it out in front of his head,

in front of his face, and he sniffed it

and then he walked off.

I hate it when people say, oh, you made—

you forced your cat to sniff your bum.

And cats sniff each other's bums all the

time, so what is the problem?

Cats lick their own asses. Smelling bums

is how they identify each other.

And that was one of the reasons why I got

fed up with telling weird stories, is

because people keep twisting what I say to

make it sound like I'm really bad.

Either they're really stupid or they're

just trying to troll.

Like when I said I slept with my

girlfriend when she was really drunk, and

now they keep saying Daniel raped her when

she was unconscious. What the hell? She

wasn't unconscious. How is it rape?

As if no one's had sex with a drunk girl

before.

Anyway, here's my list of companies that

pay good dividends. So my test

was, my experiment was how many shares of

a company could I get for £500? And then

which, how much would companies pay every

year in dividends for that £500 of shares.

McDonald's would pay $14,

Altria would pay $55, Coca-Cola would pay

$21, Apple would pay $17,

Avgo would pay $21, Johnson Johnson would

pay $17,

ExxonMobil would pay $65, IBM $33.

I wish I were AT&T. They pay quite a lot

in dividends.

I thought McDonald's was good, but they

suck. $14, that's shit.

Am I making tons of money in the stock

market? Well, not yet, so I have to wait

for my dividends. And I would only get $12

a month in dividends after

I've invested my $2,500.

AT&T stock is pretty cheap right now,

actually. Let me check.

Amazon stock's really expensive. It's

about $3,500.

Yeah, AT&T is $27 for one share,

so you could easily get about 20 shares.

So this is AT&T. You can get one share for

$27, and then you look at the press

release. They give an annual dividend of

2.0, so that's 2. So if you bought 20

shares, uh, times 2,

you would get $40. And 20

times 27 is 10

times 22, 275-something.

Let me get my calculator.

It's $540.

So you spend $540,

you'll get 20 shares,

and then that will give you $40

a year. So in

about 12 or 13 years, you would have made

And you would still have the shares, and

then you could either hold on to the

shares or sell them, and you might make

more money because the value might have

gone up.

But apparently if the dividend yield is

really high, then that might sound good,

but then it's a bit of a warning sign that

the company is not going to be able

to sustain that high yield, and they're

going to run out of money if the business

is not doing well.

So usually around 4% yield

is good, 2 to 4%.

I heard Coca-Cola is supposed to be good

for dividends. They always pay every year

and they always pay more than the last

year, so I might get some Coca-Cola

shares.

Let me

see. Coca-Cola.

Hmm, 49 for one share.

Analysis says you should buy it.

Um, they pay 41 cents per share

4 times a year.

So if you got 20 shares,

you would get $32.

A year if you invested,

uh, $1,000. Holy shit,

$1,000 doesn't seem like a good

deal.

Anyway, I think my 5 companies I've chosen

are quite good. Got Altria, Apple, IBM,

3M, and Exxon. Would like to add

Coca-Cola and maybe AT&T,

and some kind of gold mining company would

But I think for now I should stop spending

because I've already spent £4,000.

I can't believe I put £4,000 in the

market. I'm crazy. I always used

to be really scared of investing because I

didn't understand it.

I think it's fine.

Look, I'm actually £6 up.

£6 up.

Look, all my stocks are going up, up, up,

up, all in the green.

So if I invested 10 times what I've

invested now, if I invested $25,000,

I would be making,

uh, $120,000.

$1,000 a month. That'd be so nice.

I could have OnlyFans, my 2 channels,

Patreon, my Teespring merch, Amazon

affiliates, and my dividends paying me

money. How good would that be?

The dream would be first

channel, hopefully I can stabilize

it at this

much a month.

Second channel, I would like to grow

it to $500 a month. And then OnlyFans,

I think £1,500 a month is doable.

And then I've got Patreon still making

about £69, I think.

Merch, I think I made

£62 in sales in the last month.

And then if I could get dividends To

about— what would be reasonable?

$100? Even getting it to $100 would be—

I'd have to invest tens of thousands.

Maybe I should be more reasonable.

$50 a month. That means I have to invest

about $10K. Still not much, is it,

considering the amount of money you have

to pump in compared to everything else

where I don't even spend any money. I

don't spend any money to do Patreon. I

don't spend any money to do most of my

I would actually make more money from just

talking about it on videos instead of

actually doing the stock market, but I

want to, to get into it and try and

understand it and learn about it so I know

what I'm talking about and I can make

videos about the topic. That'd be nice.

I could talk about my failed businesses,

but I already did. Did I?

Yeah, I already talked about how I got

banned on eBay, how I sold— well, I

pretended to sell dirty panties on

Craigslist. I sold counterfeit Hello

Kitty watches on eBay. I did online

surveys where I just spammed the same

answer without actually doing the survey

properly. I scammed people on Fiverr doing

Japanese translations using Google

Translate. Oh, that was funny.

Oh, I got banned from stock photography

because I was stealing other people's

photos and trying to sell them as my own.

I've been banned from nearly everything.

eBay, stock photography.

One of my accounts got banned on Tinder,

banned on Airbnb,

banned on— well, I didn't get banned on

Fiverr, but I kind of got shadow banned.

I thought it'd be a good idea to,

to download royalty-free images. And then

add them to my own portfolio. I thought,

well, they're offering them for free, so

why does it matter if I sell them myself?

They're not losing anything because

they're not selling it anyway.

It's like a man's on the road giving away

free bread, and then you take the bread

and you go and sell it at a shop. Why is

that illegal?

And the annoying thing is all of my images

are still on the websites. Even though

they banned me, they're still using my

images. I don't know if they're making

money off my images.

Oh well,

it's a

bit unfortunate. I would have liked to

carry on doing stock photography,

and I was starting to get some sales. I

had about between 50

and 100 photos on my portfolio,

and I was starting to get a few sales here

and I didn't get to check out— I didn't

get to cash out any of them because I

didn't reach the minimum threshold. How

come Nobita doesn't like you? I don't

know. I guess I started it

because I made a video criticizing him.

It was called Why I Hate Nobita, and then