[2023-03-30] Sleep stream in Japan [okbKM8QBBEg]

The stream didn't save.

Ah.

I didn't know it had to be under 12 hours

because remember in Korea after I left

Chihiro, I did a 14-hour stream and it

saved.

It just cut the last 2 hours off.

But even if that same thing happened, it

would have cut off the last 7 hours, and

in the last 7 hours is when all the cool

stuff happened.

So

we lost—

oh, we lost the gym, which is black screen

in my bag, but the conversation with the

old woman would have been funny

to rewatch.

I don't know if it's processing.

Okay, so I guess we have to reset it

before it hits 12,

which means that

in 12 hours it's gonna be Now it's 6.

12, 6 o'clock.

6 until 12.

It'll be like 6.

I have to wake up at 5 AM to reset it.

Well, nothing.

I don't think it's worth saving until 6

because I'm just going to be sitting here,

cook dinner, go to bed.

Damn it, I thought today would be saved.

I've got no videos.

Everything's been deleted.

Just have one mega stream.

That's what I originally thought, but now

I'm thinking would be pretty cool actually

to have some,

some footage to watch for nostalgia.

It's not worth streaming you sleep.

Yeah, I was wondering about that.

Like, what is the point of streaming

myself sleep?

Could just end it before I sleep and then

start it again

when I'm ready to go out.

Don't really get many donos when I'm

sleeping, just like a couple dollars.

The problem with 1 mega stream is when I

end it, there's gonna— it's not gonna play

anything.

It's gonna say like 1,000 hours stream.

You click on it and then say no video.

What did Ice do?

Ice had the luxury of having someone at

his house to reset it for him.

I have to come back here to reset it

because I need my laptop.

Oh, my sunburn's looking bad.

It's actually red now.

Where's my vitamin E cream?

I mean, I need— we need to think how to

sort it out.

Uruoi.

This is frustrating.

We lost so much footage now.

We lost meeting the viewer, setting the

camera, getting the bike.

Well, people who watched it live saw it.

If you snooze, you lose.

On Twitch, people don't really care about

VODs.

On Twitch, VODs expire after 2 weeks.

I mean, on, on Twitch, people do like a

12-hour stream.

No one really watches the VOD

cuz they'll just watch when the stream,

uh, streams again.

They want to watch the stream when it's

live.

Let me think.

So

we reset the stream because when I wake

up,

12+ hours would have passed.

Where's all the money and views?

I made like $500 in the past few days from

the streams.

The views haven't really been great, but

the donos have been good.

The views are not really there because

Not many people care about these mega long

streams.

They want the 10-minute videos with the

drama.

That's what my channel was good for, not

big long streams.

But I don't have any drama.

There's no Chihiro,

so there's no point in doing that stuff.

In the past, I might have done like a

10-minute video.

Hey guys, I'm back in Japan.

Jiro doesn't want me,

but I want to do streaming.

The videos are stupid.

They're just fake clickbait, me just

saying a bunch of dumb stuff.

Yeah, they get like— they used to get like

30 or 40 50K views, but they only make

like $50.

Videos are only worth making when there's

actually something to talk about.

What am I going to talk about?

Hey guys, I'm back in Japan.

It is nice.

Chihiro didn't message me.

My girlfriend is coming and she's

annoying.

And then I'll have like an 8-minute

monologue of me doing a stupid rant, and

then I'll do some cooking.

That's what the videos would be like, and

then maybe get like 10K views.

Uh, I should have clipped the stuff before

ending the VOD.

I don't know if there's anything I would

have really wanted to clip from today.

I don't want to save the bits when I'm

talking Japanese because I don't like to

rewatch them.

Hearing myself speak Japanese is kind of

embarrassing.

I just don't really feel like anything

amazing happened.

And even if it did, I mean, the Thailand

Bangkok stream where I thought some pretty

funny things happened, like The lizards,

the grandmother riding the motorbike.

I thought that was good stuff, so I turned

it into a video and it got 4K views.

4K goddamn views.

So bad.

I don't think anything from a stream can

blow up and get really big.

So I'm not really concerned about making

videos anymore.

The only time I make a video is if there's

like a trending topic like the PewDiePie

thing and I know it can get big views.

But I'm not wasting my time making videos

for 4K views.

Oh, thanks Fishy

and Oncad.

I feel like I spent a lot of money today.

How much did I spend?

I spent ¥1,500 at the convenience store,

¥2,200 at the bike store, ¥400 at

McDonald's, ¥100 for the drink,

¥100 for the energy drink.

What else did I buy?

Make a mega stream.

If I did a non-stop stream for 2 weeks, it

would probably get

maybe 50K views, but then there won't be

any footage when it ends.

I would like some footage for the memory.

Nostalgia.

I wanted to check today's footage to see

if it looks okay.

Oh, I guess it's fine.

Whatever.

People coming back to the channel would be

so confused because the last 2 uploads

just say

Oh, what's this?

Oh my God, enjoying these long Japan guys.

It has saved, makes it less boring while I

work from home.

Go on to it.

Day 2 livestream.

What burger did you get at Macca's?

Oh, thanks, Sickly Made.

What burger did I get at Macca's?

I got a double cheeseburger.

Guys, it saved,

but it cuts off.

When does it cut off?

When does it start?

Says not available.

It's— I can see it.

You can't see?

Look, I go onto my channel, I press the

one that has 5K views.

Day 2.

Huh?

Oh no, it's not playing.

How come it played just now?

What did I press on?

For God's sake,

I was so happy.

No, I don't think it's even processing

because it just says

livestream recording is not available.

Damn it.

I like some of the footage from today,

like, um, going to the park, eating the

chicken.

Getting the phone stand thing.

Oh, thanks, uh, Roy CZ.

Been enjoying these long Japan IRL

streams, makes it less boring while I work

from home.

Glad you like them.

Did it pop up on the screen, the alert?

Glad.

What did I press on?

Have to restart the stream every 10 hours.

Problem is, people who missed it won't

know that it happened, so they don't know

what they missed.

But are people going to watch the VOD when

I'm live now?

Don't know.

Oh well,

we'll go out tomorrow and do similar stuff

anyway.

Thai girlfriend

said she go back home with my sister.

Go back home.

What you did with your sister.

Your sister in my bed.

Okay, let's, uh, add up.

First I want to add up donos and add it to

the timer.

Okay, I added the one from 9 hours ago.

I need to start from the £25.

Wow, £25 from Stuck Stutch.

Did you see the Atomic Bomb Museum?

Yeah, I've seen it.

I saw it with Chihiro.

No, with Chihiro I didn't do baby talk.

Chihiro never talked like that.

She was never like, I miss you, baby.

Sometimes we'd call each other darling.

But in like a joking way.

Chihiro is not like a

lovey-dovey kind of person.

She doesn't really express her love either

much.

She's not— do you ever— did you ever

remember seeing her really express her

love much?

She's not like a girly girl.

Okay, £25 is

$30.86 plus

¥5,000 from Cat Walker.

Wow,

that's 37— around 37.96.

I'll just say 38.

Wow, those are some good donations.

And then

we got some little ones.

We got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 7.

And then ¥200,

it's 152.

11 California dollars,

that's $8.

Pretty good.

Uh, 199 from— oh shit, no!

Oh, I saved it.

I put 199 instead of 1.99.

1.99.

Is this minus 199?

Uh, then 1

from Paris Hilton.

I mean Paris, yeah, just Paris.

And then ¥3,200 from Blood.

That is $24.30.

Wow, over $100 today.

Plus another one from Paris,

then a member from OnCAD.

But I'm not sure how much my members are.

How much is it for my membership?

What is he counting?

Counting the donos for today.

So we can add to the timer.

$1 equals 20 minutes.

One US dollar.

Oh,

and then three, five, eight, nine.

Wow!

So many donos today.

Thanks, guys.

Which means times by 20.

2,000 minutes.

2,475

is 41 hours.

Holy crap.

What did I say?

1,475.

No, 2,475.

41 hours.

Yeah, 41 hours.

Okay, add 41 hours to the clock.

Add the time.

And the timer's bugged.

Ah, do it manually.

So 2:08 plus 41 is 2:49.

Yeah, 2:49,

49 minutes.

Set timer.

There you go.

Wow, 250 hours.

Maybe 20 minutes is a bit long for just

$1.

Need to start— need to set the timer to

remind you when to restart the stream.

Um.

Yeah,

I don't really care about losing the

footage from now until tomorrow morning,

but I mainly want the footage when I go

outside, so I would start a new stream

when I'm about to go outside,

and then we would have it saved.

But I've run out of things to do now

because I've already done all the stuff I

wanted to do.

And if we do it properly, then tomorrow

would be the first saved footage.

So we need to do something worthy of the

first, first saved footage.

Why can't you reset the stream from your

phone?

Because I need to press

new stream, create new stream, reuse

previous event, change the thumbnail,

and I can't do that on mobile or tablet.

I need a Windows device.

Or macOS.

If I had a MacBook, I'd bring it in my

bag, and then if I needed to reset it when

I'm out, I'll just open up the MacBook.

But I left my MacBook at home and don't

really want to bring this in my backpack.

That is a big gaming computer.

Make a new event.

You can't on mobile,

so I don't know how to do it.

Without a laptop.

I don't really want to buy a new laptop

unless there's like a really cheap Windows

tablet or something.

I think it's fine.

I don't really think I'm going to be

outside and then suddenly have to reset

it.

We'll just plan ahead, make sure I'm back

home.

I usually come home in the evening anyway,

so I'm not, I'm not staying out until

midnight like Ice.

And then Martin.

I'm not gonna be going out to clubs and

stuff

because that looks like hell.

Staying up all night?

No thanks.

You would have to have a hotel in the city

center to do that, not 2 hours bike ride.

I want to put my cream on first.

Look at my hands, they look so bad.

It seems swollen as well.

Can we go to Kura Sushi?

Yeah, I'd like to go to a conveyor belt

sushi.

Could be fun.

I got sunburned really bad.

I got this,

um, moisturizing vitamin E cream.

See if it's any good.

Oh, that's cold.

How is it so cold when it, it's not

actually refrigerated or anything?

Oh, it's so cold.

I need

to put it all over my arms too.

My whole arm is burnt.

Thai vegana versus Japanese vegana.

Oh, thanks.

Pros and cons.

Thai vegana versus Japanese.

Hmm, basically the same.

They just make different noises.

Japanese girls are very squeaky.

Look at

that, nice and moistured—

moisturized.

Do you think if someone eats a lot of

spicy food and then you do anal with them,

would you feel the spice on your dick?

There you go.

Heal my burned arms, please.

My body's in so much pain.

Coughing, rib pain is coming back a bit.

I need to switch to the apartment Wi-Fi

too because I'm using my data,

so get ready for an F.

Yeah, I got kneecap pain, bum pain, and

sunburn pain since I came to Japan.

Thai good man, I'm just pain everywhere.

Because their uncles teach.

Is there sound?

Hello?

Why don't I hear any sound?

Oh,

I hear it now.

Why don't I hear any sound?

Since I came to Japan, I added 3 new

pains.

Look at that sunburn.

And I got really dry, cracked knuckles.

Maybe I'll put the cream on there too.

Now I chatted to that old lady, I'm gonna

have to say hello to her next time I see

her.

It would be weird if I just pretended I

didn't know her.

This cream is like a liquid, it's not

creamy.

Japan and China girl more cute and some

pink nipples.

Thai girl more fun and adventure.

Japan and China girls more cute.

Mm, yeah, Thai girls— well, I've only had

one Thai girl, but she's kind of

adventurous.

Doesn't seem so serious about stuff.

I still like Japanese girls though.

There's just something about them.

They just— they seem so pure

and adorable.

Thai girl boom boom, love you long time,

handsome man, look good, na, very good,

na.

How much salary you make, mister?

Damn, we lost the VOD from today, not

available.

But can I see how much it made?

Day 1, 54 hours.

How can one day be 54 hours?

Wow, it made like $50 from just ads.

Why do Thai— I mean, my girlfriend puts na

and ka onto end of English sentences,

or naka.

And I never really understand what it

means.

She's like, I miss you, baby.

Nah, I missed you, car.

It's weird.

I'm resetting VODs now because I want some

footage to be saved of my time here

doing new stuff.

I never did this before in Japan, riding

bikes.

Going into gyms.

I kind of learned a lot from Ice's

streams, I guess, to try and do stuff.

After watching Ice in Japan for, I think,

2 months, I think it rubbed off on me a

bit.

I realized last time I was here, I was

kind of stupid just sitting around doing

nothing all day.

Playing Rainbow Six.

What was I doing?

Oh my God,

all I did all day was sit around playing

Rainbow Six and make these stupid videos.

My father has been boom boom to me since

age 12.

He teach me how to please man good.

N/A.

It's just lame the way I spent my life in

Japan last time.

Didn't have to bring a towel.

Why did she say bring a towel?

Yeah, I don't think I have to copy ice

completely.

But I don't think it's bad to pick up a

few things that he, he did when he was

here.

I'm not going to go all out crazy like he

did.

I'm going to be— remain myself.

But, you know, implement a few new things

like trying to push myself a bit to talk

to people.

I think you guys find that interesting,

and I found that I actually kind of enjoy

it.

It feels good, actually.

Get a bit of an adrenaline rush too, and

you get to chat to cute girls.

And sometimes just chatting to a cute girl

is nice as well.

You don't have to only have sex with them.

I want to enjoy women in a non-sexual way,

using my mouth.

I've already had a lot of sex.

I kind of want to explore the talking

side.

The talking side of human interaction.

I know what sex is like.

It basically feels almost the same.

Every time,

but slightly different if it's a slightly—

if it's a different woman.

What's the story behind today's thumbnail

with your mask?

Uh, I got sunburnt really bad on my nose

and my cheeks and my upper lips, so I'm

wearing the face mask like that to protect

myself.

I didn't realize I guess bad, bad burned

so badly.

I, I want to get gloves actually because

this cream is not going to last very long.

And then I'm gonna have to buy another

one.

This costs ¥400.

I could just get a face mask, put it on my

hand, maybe.

Look.

The string is too wide.

Just do this.

I need a tighter string.

How can I make it tighter?

Oh wow, thanks Ed.

Contribution to your travel fund from Ed

the Crypto Millionaire.

Please do more mongering in Asia videos.

I think if I go back to Thailand, I

definitely will try to stream outside more

because this has been pretty fun.

Maybe I can have fun in Thailand too.

I need to change my mindset.

Contribution to your travel fund from Ed

the Crypto Millionaire.

Please do more mongering in Asia videos.

As much mouth action as possible is

optimal.

No prophylactic cucumber in vegana.

Girls have one role only, never forget.

Oh, now I broke it.

Snapped.

I need to add 80, 180, 280, 380,

1,380 baht to the timer.

That's

$40.

800, 800 minutes.

That's 13 hours.

Okay, 13 hours.

We're at 258 hours now.

The chat reacted, thought the guy spent

€1,000.

Yeah, 1,000 baht.

I mean, I think it's a lot of money,

but it's not $1,000 or anything.

How are you getting sunburned in Japan?

Because I've been outside biking for like

6 hours and the weather has been really

clear skies,

really bright sun.

Oh, cough's getting bad in the evening.

Oh, I know I can do elastic band.

All right, I could put elastic band around

it.

I need it to stay like this.

Maybe I'll just buy a glove.

Fingerless glove.

I bought sunscreen, but it's small.

I don't have to keep paying ¥500.

Wait, I need to pee.

And then we open the pocket Wi-Fi.

Ow, my knees.

The fat Japanese girl hasn't replied.

Remember last night?

Night.

Oh, she did reply.

Oh, she replied at 1:00 a.m.

in the morning.

I forgot to reply to her.

Shit.

She said she will look at her schedule and

then tell me when she's free.

She said her schedule is busy

I'll look when I'm— when I have a free

day.

Doesn't sound very enthusiastic.

What should I say?

Okay.

Um, I don't know what to say to that.

She has a disabled daughter.

She said socially handicapped daughter.

I don't know what that means.

Make it quick, I need to see you.

Uh, that's pretty good.

Bit flirty.

I'm not sure how to say that in a nice way

though.

Uh,

空いてる日あれば教えるね。うん。

Hmm, I

could say, okay, I'll be waiting.

I will wait for you until the end of time.

I have no idea what to say.

That's just okay.

She's calling me Dan already, which is

funny.

She said she likes me too.

Dan no koto ga suki na no mi.

She ignored me when I asked her if she can

stay the night.

What if I just ignore her and then ask her

again?

Yoru wa.

What if we just meet up at night when her

daughter's sleeping?

Do it in the bush.

I didn't turn the heater on.

Oh,

for God's sake, stupid— keep pulling on

the charging cable.

She is 41 years old,

but her picture looks nice.

Just meet first?

You're too forward.

Yeah, because I don't really want to beat

around the bush.

She's probably really fat and old, but her

picture looks cute.

What about?

Ja, ga man suru ne.

I'll be patient.

No, that sounds weird.

No, that's weird.

I don't know what to say.

I just said okay.

That's my best, my best game.

Okay, okay, let's look at the pocket

Wi-Fi.

Comes in this blue bag.

This better be good.

This is what Suspenders recommended to get

for streaming.

A lot of streamers use this.

iVideo— oh, should I not show the back?

It's got numbers on it.

Wi-Fi key.

Comes with a spare battery, so I gotta

plug this into a battery charger too.

Oh look, it's got a U-SIM.

I wonder if I can take this SIM out and

just put it in my phone.

Ugh, USB mini.

I hate USB mini.

Maybe

I should add something to okay.

I could say, 今月会いたいけどな.

I want to meet within this month,

but this month ends in 2 days.

I mean, I need to meet her before my

stupid girlfriend comes.

Imagine she says, okay, let's meet, but

then my girlfriend's here.

Okay, let's see the pocket Wi-Fi.

I'd like to get a mirror as well so we

could do mirror stream.

Imagine taking advice from Suspenders.

Well, Suspenders has damn good Stream

quality.

He never Fs.

He's got great quality, good gear.

Might not be the best person in the world,

but he knows how to set up a livestream.

We got 4G SoftBank, 4 bars.

How do I connect to it?

I'll connect my iPhone first and do a

speed check.

I saw him— I saw Suspenders talk about

streaming and and servers and stuff, and

the guy knows his stuff.

I found it.

Password: 166.

Hmm.

Ah.

Okay, we're connected.

Turn off my SIM card.

Okay, let's do a speed, speed check.

Whoa, 20!

Whoa, 40!

Holy shit, this is good.

My eSIM only has like a 5 download.

Okay, the upload is the important bit

though.

Oh, oh, 10!

Oh,

oh, that's good, that's good.

We can upgrade the bitrate then.

That's not bad.

40 down, 16 up.

That's like 10 times faster than what I'm

using now.

So I think Ice was using 2 of these on his

live view because he got 2 from

Suspenders.

I think Suspenders is in the Philippines

now.

I don't really watch him anymore.

Got a bit bored.

Let's do another test.

46.

Damn, this is good Wi-Fi.

Wow, 60.

Whoa, 20.

The only thing to worry about is if I use

too much data, are they going to reduce my

speed?

Yeah, I don't need to buy eSIMs anymore.

This seems pretty good.

Have you watched Joel's stream?

No, I don't really like Joel.

I don't like all these weird faces he

makes and the dancing.

I saw him in Korea with suspenders.

And he had a fake beard drawn on his face

and he had yellow hair and he had this

stupid outfit on.

The guy's just cringe

in a not funny way.

And he puts like text-to-speech music on

when he gets donation and then he'll set

up his massive 6-foot-tall tripod and then

he'll just start dancing in the middle of

the street.

It's just lame.

Not into that stuff.

I want to see how long the battery lasts.

90%.

How do you charge it?

Mini USB.

Okay, pretty good pocket Wi-Fi.

We'll have to take it out tomorrow,

see how it does, but the speed tests look

good,

plus it's unlimited.

It costs $45 for a whole month.

And then to send it back when I finish,

you put it in this prepaid envelope.

And then you just put it in the post box.

I used something like this before back in

2017, but it was kind of crap.

I remember trying to use it to stream and

it was like Minecraft blocky.

Oh, okay, it's got a spare battery too.

But how do you take the battery out?

Well, I'll connect it to my battery banks,

so I won't need this.

Put this somewhere safe.

I'll put it back in the case.

Mm-hmm.

Okay,

so the plan for tomorrow is,

um, I will reset the VOD, I guess,

in 12 hours.

So wake me up at like 5 AM.

I don't know.

Ah, damn it.

I don't really care if I lose this VOD.

I care about the VOD when I go outside.

I don't want to wake up at 6 AM.

I'll increase bitrate to 2500.

It should make the quality look better.

Restart it when you're about to sleep.

Well, then we'll have a VOD that is

5 hours long

and nothing happens, just me in my bed or

me by the table.

I want to reset the VOD so we have some

footage to look back in a year's time.

I don't know where I'm gonna be in a

year's time.

Could be anywhere.

Where do you think I'll be in a year's

time?

Back home in England?

Still in

Japan.

In Chihiro's pants.

If you come to Japan, I would say don't

buy the SIM card at the airport because

it's a rip-off.

They charge

¥7,000 for 30 days, and they, they say if

you use too much data, your speed gets cut

down.

¥7,000.

It's $50, $53.

That is $45,

so I think it's better.

Reset before you sleep and then when you

bike.

Reset before you sleep.

Then it'll be 8 hours of sleep, 4 hours of

getting ready, then reset, and then new

VOD begins when I go outside and ends when

I come back.

Hmm.

Actually, I shouldn't have ended the last

stream.

I should have ended it before I go to

sleep so

people can see me sleep

on a VOD.

Kind of annoying.

Twitch saves 30-hour VODs.

You snored last night.

Did I?

I think I did something weird last night

because I remember

kind of waking up and having a lot of

sweat around my forehead,

like a cold sweat.

Okay, I need to make food next.

I care about— I keep explaining I care

about the VOD because I want some footage

to watch back a year later to see how my

stream looked, see what I can improve.

I think I was having a nightmare.

I don't remember.

Surprised by the iron will you have to not

fap.

I nearly— I was kind of putting my hands

down my trousers last night,

but then I quickly remembered I'm

streaming.

Nothing is really turning me on recently

apart from this Japanese woman.

It's turning me on a bit.

For dinner, I think I'm gonna make the

same as yesterday.

I've got cabbage, chicken,

bean sprouts, and ramen.

I fapped actually yesterday morning in the

shower.

Not in the shower, but in the sink.

The problem is if I don't fap and then fap

The cum comes out yellow and it freaks me

out.

So longest I didn't jerk off was, I think,

nearly a week.

And then when I jerked off after a week,

it came out yellowy and it looked weird.

I don't know why it goes yellow.

Bit scary.

I

don't have enough USB ports on my battery

bank.

Might have to take 2 battery banks with

me.

Okay, close the laptop for now,

put it down here.

I've got so much stuff down here.

I usually just jerk off when I'm bored and

I've got nothing else to do, but the

stream has kept me pretty busy,

so I feel like I'm busy and there's things

I need to get done.

So I'm not really in a sexual mood.

Feeling busy is nice, but you got, you got

to try and find things to keep yourself

busy with.

So what are we going to do tomorrow?

Got the Wi-Fi, got the bike, got the phone

mount.

What do you play on Switch?

I was playing Dark Souls Remastered but

got a bit bored with it.

Something wrong with my battery bank.

It's not charging from one of the ports.

Okay.

What happened after you left the gym?

I

went to a bike shop, bought a phone mount,

then I went to a convenience store, bought

fried chicken, went to the park, ate it.

And then I biked back to pick up the

pocket Wi-Fi,

came home, chatted to a lady, a woman.

All Japanese people are quite chatty.

English people are like that too.

The old people, they'll just start

rambling to strangers.

I think they just want to talk to someone.

Human connection.

I never really know what to say to old

people, or anyone really.

And then she asked me if I was a student.

And I was like, no.

Didn't know what to say.

I wanted to explain to her what I am, so I

just said I'm 34.

What do I say if people ask me if I'm a

student?

Just say no.

But that just seemed very blunt, and I

mean very cold, and

just sounds like,

I

don't know,

like I'm not interested in talking.

It's kind of hard to explain to people,

normal people, what I'm doing here.

There's usually people here to study or

work.

I guess I'm kind of here for work.

Live streaming is like, what?

I could just say I'm here for work.

Couldn't I?

And then if they ask what is my work, I'll

just say YouTuber and then point at my

camera.

Say, say cheese, you're on camera.

Uh, we lost the VOD, the footage of me

talking to her.

Virtual tour guide.

Yeah, I'm like, uh, livestream Google

Street Maps.

I can still see the footage.

Really?

How?

Everyone said they can't see it.

Oh yeah, I also didn't close my app, which

is why I was able to see it, and I got

excited thinking it saved, but then I

closed it and reopened it and it was gone.

I don't know if you can download it whilst

it's streaming

or just like screen cap record the screen.

Okay, make dinner.

Oh, pocket Wi-Fi just lost 10%.

Guess it uses a lot of battery.

I wonder if I can give someone the job of

adding

donos to the timer, cuz I have to add it

up and then do it when I get back.

No, cuz you have to log into the timer

thing using my Twitch login.

I would have to give you my Twitch login.

I don't really trust anyone for that.

I don't know how Ice just trusts his

friend with his entire house and computer

and his YouTube channel.

That's crazy.

I thought he said he has trust issues.

Okay, get ready for dinner.

Oh my God,

I put my weight on the edge of the table.

This table is not stable.

It's an unstable table.

I'm a bit worried it runs out of gas

whilst I'm cooking, then I've got to go

out and buy another gas thing.

Hopefully it won't.

You know what they call gas canisters in

Japanese?

Gasu Bombay.

I don't know what Bombay comes from.

Bombay bad boy.

Do do do do do do do do.

Chicken,

chicken.

Remember when I used to say chicken and

people were like, why do you say chicken?

Because that's how you say it, idiot.

Put the chicken in first.

Oh, it's not coming out.

Oh my God, splash!

Cough gets bad in the evening.

Why?

It wasn't too bad during the day.

I need my sauce, secret sauce.

Yeah, trains get a bit annoying,

but what can you do?

Makes it cheaper to live here because of

the

trains.

Maybe it's cuz I turn the heater on, dries

out the air.

I need a moisturizer, humidifier,

seasoning.

Not too much.

It was a bit salty yesterday.

Reset when you wake up.

Hmm, yeah, I'll reset it when

I'm about to leave, but I don't know where

to go tomorrow.

I don't have any plans now.

We could bike to Dotonbori and walk

around,

see if there's anything interesting.

I kind of achieved everything I wanted to

do, which was to sell the camera, buy a

bicycle, do bike streams.

Go to the gym,

cook food.

I want to look at some capsule hotels.

I might stay there next.

It's a bit annoying.

Every time I go to a gym, I have to find a

new gym to sign up for the free trial,

but they won't let me sign up for

membership because I don't know, I don't

live here.

So then I have to go through the entire

signing up process every time.

Oh yeah, the bean sprouts have expired.

Yesterday expired bean sprouts.

But

I don't live in a capsule hotel if I'm

coughing because I'll feel bad

for disturbing people.

And can't do any cooking

in a net cafe or capsule hotel unless we

go to yakiniku.

I'd like to go to yakiniku.

We can cook stuff on the grill.

We would have to eat out all the time.

Hmm, what should I do next?

I would like to cycle up to Umeda, but

that's damn far.

And my body hurts.

My knees hurt, my bum hurts.

I need to recover a bit.

Tricky trying to find things to do.

Cat cafe.

Yeah, we could do some Japanese-y stuff.

Maybe this will need— this would require

an additional level of courage because I

have to ask for permission

to stream.

Plus, there will be people nearby.

What about camping?

No.

I thought we could buy a tent and instead

of booking a hotel, we just live in the

tent.

But we need to go somewhere isolated.

And there won't be good connection.

I want to go on that Ferris wheel.

It's called Hep 7, or is it Hep 5?

They've got a big Ferris wheel.

I took a Tinder date there once

and she was scared of heights, but I said

let's go anyway.

Because I thought it'd be a good way to

kiss her,

and then we could walk around the main

city part of

Osaka.

Hepatitis 6.

Poverty meal 3.

Little chickie having a swim.

Hmm, I

want to walk around those areas where they

do stuff like massage.

Kind of like relaxation therapy stuff and

then asked if I can stream it.

Who's Sharla?

Sharla is this crazy girl who's sent me

nudes even though she's got a boyfriend,

but I told her, no, Charlotte,

that's wrong.

I shall have to reject you.

Cabbage and bean sprout.

Very traditional Japanese food.

Or I'd like to go to a restaurant where we

cook our own food.

Like yakiniku.

Don't know what else is that.

Shabu-shabu.

Oh fuck, a big moth just came into my

room.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, oh my God, I hate insects.

What am I gonna do?

Ah crap.

Oh mate, I'm gonna knock everything down

because I'm scared.

Oh,

I caught it.

I caught it in the pot lid with the

chopping board.

I'm gonna shut the window.

This thing's huge!

It's like a massive white moth.

I hate insects!

Why can't they fuck off?

I'm not gonna squish it, it'll be

disgusting.

I'll squish like a tiny fly, but big

insects like that?

Oh God!

Can you imagine all this stuff and guts

that would squeeze out if I squished it?

Throw it in the pot.

Oh my God, $1,000 donation.

Eat the moth.

Maybe it tastes good.

I'll stick it on a stick and put it in the

fire.

I think I'm just going to leave it there

until it dies or something.

Or throw it out the window.

Yeah, I guess I'll throw it out the

window.

Moths are annoying because I guess it

attracts that big round light.

It looks like the moon.

It's like the moon, isn't it?

I forgot the ramen.

Carbon monoxide will kill you.