Resident Evil Switch Lite Gameplay

Ahem. Hello and welcome back to a new game

video. So I got this new game called

Resident Evil on the Switch for £12, so

quite a good price, and I thought I'd give

it a try. So we can choose between 2

characters, Chris Redfield and Jill

Valentine. I think I'll be Jill because

I've always wanted to be a woman. They

just look better. Isn't she the woman from

Resident Evil 3? I think she is, but she

looks different in this game. Huh.

Well, I don't know if I'll like this game

because I didn't like Resident Evil 2 or 3

or 4 or 5 actually, so maybe the first one

Raccoon City, where we are searching for

the helicopter of our compatriots Bravo

Team, who disappeared during the middle of

their mission. Haven't found it yet? No,

not yet, friend.

Bizarre murder cases have recently

occurred in Raccoon City. Oh, you idiots,

they're not murder cases, they're zombies.

10 people. Victims were apparently eaten.

The Bravo team was sent in to investigate,

but we lost contact. Look,

Chris! Bravo team's helicopter

was a derelict.

Bravo team sucks.

Save for the remaining body of Kevin.

What was that? Oh, it sounds

like an old man. Continued our search for

the other members and it turned into

a nightmare. A nightmare.

I bet I won't like this game. I bet I

wasted my money.

I hate it when I waste my money.

I think she looks a lot more attractive in

this game than the third game.

Don't know why.

Joseph. Joseph.

No, not Joseph.

Poor Joseph.

She's not even helping him.

She's just standing there.

Why?

Come on, I think I know

what happens. They run into a big mansion

and then there's zombies in the mansion.

Hey, Brad, where the hell's he going?

Chris, this way!

I don't get it. They're supposed to be

special forces. Why do they only have

Handguns. Why do they only have pistols

instead of a proper weapon like a shotgun?

Okay, can I play yet? I hate it when games

take so long before you can actually play.

There are only 3 STARS members left now.

Captain Wesker, Barry, and myself.

Isn't Barry the guy in Resident Evil 3

who gets bitten and then he bites that

black man who's in Resident Evil 2? What

is this place? What is this place? Not

quite your ordinary house, that's for

sure. Hey, Wesker, where's Chris?

Jill, no, you don't want to go back out

there. But we've got to find— What was

that? Chris? No.

Jill, go and investigate. I'm going with

her. Chris and I go back a long way.

All right, you two go. I'll secure this

area. Stay sharp.

I don't know how much like the original

this is going to be.

Did they revamp the fighting system?

The combat system might be different.

Oh no, it's kind of like— it's weird.

What? Oh, that was weird.

When you press back, she goes backwards.

I guess that makes sense. It just felt

strange at first. Oh, it's so weird

moving her around.

How do I aim? No, that's the map.

Oh, this feels horrible.

How do I shoot? Oh,

that's how. It feels so weird. You have to

move her left to right, rotate her around

on the spot, and then press forwards.

She's got a very nice bum. What's that?

Ink ribbon. I don't feel like I'll like

this game.

I think you'd better take a look at this.

What is it? Uh,

why'd you have to touch it?

I thought he was going to lick it.

Thought he was going to taste the blood.

I'll be examining this. Let's just hope

it's not Chris's.

Chris's. Where do I

go? The thing I hate about Resident Evil

is every time you open a door, you have to

watch this stupid loading screen.

Takes ages.

I don't know if I feel scared.

I just feel annoyed at how the movement

system works. It just feels strange.

It feels so unnatural.

Well, I keep getting stuck.

Uh, and then everything's locked, isn't

it, in these games? I can't even turn her

around.

The thing I hate about Resident Evil is

it's like being in a maze and

then everything's locked and you always

need to find a key or solve some stupid

You spend half the game staring at door

loading screens.

Oh, we got an emblem, so I think one of

the doors needed an emblem to open.

I think you need a certain type of

patience to be able to enjoy these games.

I just don't have it. Something happened

to my brain where I just can't do anything

that requires patience.

I can't even walk past a stupid table.

What idiot designed this movement system?

Why can't she just move in the way you're

pushing the thumbstick?

Now, which door needed an emblem to open?

Where do I go?

I have to say the graphics look quite nice

though.

Emblem of a sword. Which emblem

did I get? I keep

pressing it by accident. I've got

emblem,

use. So I don't have the emblem

of the sword. Oh, for God's sake.

Oh, this is so boring.

What do I do?

I'm guessing one of these doors opens

with the emblem I have, but I just— I

don't know which one it is.

Oh, now we're back here again.

Barry.

Why isn't he saying anything?

Barry.

Barry.

Can you help me? Bowie.

What if I go back out here?

Well, I think I wasted my money. I really

can't see myself playing this anymore.

That gunfire. I'm counting on you to

investigate, Jill. Sure thing,

Wesker. Ugh, it just sent me back in

there.

Oh, I hate this game. What do I do?

When the two have run each other through,

the path to your destiny will open.

When the two have run each other through—

what the hell does that mean?

So I need an emblem of armor or

sword to open one of those two doors. I

have an emblem An emblem of nothing.

Loading screen takes forever. I've got

this emblem.

Can't I combine it?

Waste my bullets. What if I go this way?

Oh, I didn't know you could go this way.

Oh my goodness, what the hell is that?

Okay, what do I do? How do I make her turn

around? Can I

kill it?

Oh, I did kill it.

Is it really dead though?

Ah, I thought it was. I hate it when they

do that, they make you think it's dead.

First kill. Oh, I did get it. Took about 7

bullets.

The corpse of your comrade Kenneth.

He's holding something.

Not Kenneth.

So I have to go back to Wesker.

Well, maybe if you told me I could go the

other way, then I wouldn't have wasted all

that time running up and down.

It's a nice mansion though. I wonder who

used to live in it before it turned into a

zombie house.

Well, I think I'll go back to Wesker and

then call it a day. What is it? Look out,

it's a monster! It's a monster.

Let me take care of it. Punch it in the

face. You suck,

Barry. Shoot it in the face.

What the hell is this thing? It's a

zombie. I found Kenneth killed by this

thing. Let's report this to Wesker.

Whisker. Oh, what's that noise?

He's gone. Oh no.

Wesker! Jill, help me look for him. Let's

not leave this hall. Good idea.

He's standing kind of close to me. A

little bit too close. So where do I go

now?

Well, I don't know if I like this game or

not. I feel kind of bored already,

actually. So that was Resident Evil for

the Switch.