[2022-04-02] hello everyone [Kp7JccpFz_Y]

Too high.

On board.

On board.

Board.

Why is everything so boring?

Um, I don't know what to say.

Just kind of bored.

It turns out making more money doesn't make me happier.

Oh, thank you. What do you think of the Will Smith situation?

Uh, I like the memes, I guess. The memes are pretty funny.

It seems a bit silly, doesn't it?

Slapping someone just over a joke, it's a bit weird.

So kind of bored of Elden Ring. Today's the first day that I didn't play Elden Ring at all.

When did I start playing it?

I think I played it— when did it come out? Wasn't it back in March?

I've been playing it every single day since it came out. Finally, I think I'm done with Elden Ring.

Now I don't know what to do. It was nice to have a distraction for a bit. It's nice feeling addicted to a game. Then the days just go by so quickly.

It's just like day after day went so quick.

But now I finished the game twice and I've basically done everything.

The magic is gone now. I can't be bothered to play it.

And then it's like you wake up back in reality that's just the same as how you left it.

Back to fading at Tinder? I wish. Don't even get me started.

I got banned off Tinder and I can't get back onto it. I've been so stressed out about it.

It's so bad.

I've been banned off nearly every dating app because the stupid company that owns Tinder owns literally every single app.

I didn't know that.

I didn't know the same company owns them all, and you get banned off one of them, they use the same information, they all share— it's like the same database. And they ban you off all the other ones too.

So I'm really screwed because my channel is dead,

not in terms of views, but in terms of people liking me or being interested in me as a person. So it's not like I'm getting any girls interested in me from my channel anymore, and now I can't even use dating apps.

So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

I might actually have to go outside.

And all of the other dating apps are rubbish. They're all like scammy. I signed up to one app and I started getting like 10 messages from women who are obviously bots. No woman messages you going, hey honey, When do you want to meet up? Stupid bot fake account.

I'm trying every single app there is out there. They all suck, and the ones that don't suck are owned by Tinder and they ban me.

So I've tried loads of things.

Nothing really works. I tried my MacBook, I tried my iPad, I tried my laptop, which I've never used Tinder on before. I've tried using like a virtual number, which works, but then the accounts just get banned again after a day. So I can last for about a day and a half before getting banned again. It always seems

to be the same amount of time, 24 hours and then about 10 hours plus. So it's like a day and a half.

So I don't know how they're finding out it's me. VPNs don't work because when you try to make a Tinder using a VPN, they instantly shadow ban you. And you know you're shadowbanned because you don't get any matches. If you sign up to a new Tinder account as a new member, you get loads of matches because they

give you like a new member boost. You'll get like 5 to 10 matches straight away if you're a new member. But if you're shadowbanned, you don't get any matches, plus they keep showing you the same profile that you've already swiped left or right on.

So VPN, you can't use a VPN.

They know you're using a VPN.

I reset the router, so I got a new IP address.

My last resort is going to be

to pay someone to make me an account. Who lives like in a different area and can do it all remotely, but it's not going to be cheap.

Photo, they can understand even if it's a different photo. Really? I've been taking different photos every time, but if they can do like facial recognition on even new photos, then

What am I gonna do, like shave my head so I look like a different person?

Put the beard filter?

Why did I get banned? Because I thought I was shadow banned on Tinder, so I thought, well, if I'm shadow banned, might as well just mess around, troll people, send some rude messages. Apparently they saw— they can see my messages even even if I'm shadowbanned.

So that was my fault. I didn't know that Tinder owned half the bloody dating apps out there. And then I didn't think it would really matter if I was shadowbanned and I started trolling people, because I thought they wouldn't be able to see the messages.

So I really effed myself badly.

I don't know how I'm gonna meet people now. I can't rely on my channel anymore because I don't have my internet fame anymore.

What rude messages did I send? Just stuff like, fuck you, bitch, hope you fuck off, you know, stuff like that.

Yeah, I got banned on Tinder before, back in 2018. That's why I made that video, remember, called I Got Banned Off Tinder. And I made a new one, but it was easier to make a new one back then because I was in Japan. So it was a new location, new Wi-Fi, new— I had a new phone because

I got the iPhone, new Japanese SIM card.

So the only thing I can think of that's screwing me now is the fact that I'm in the same location.

Do I have to go to another bloody country just to get on Tinder?

I was hoping I just stay at home and get some dates, go down to London, up to London.

So now the best I can do is make a new account using one of these Phone number websites. I found a website where you just pay $2, you get a phone number, you get one message. You can get one message, but I have to spend $2 every time I use it, and it still gets banned after about

a day. So I will get my matches

and chat to them and try and exchange contact details in a day. Do you know how hard that is?

It's so tricky.

The hell? Why did stupid Siri— I said it's so tricky. Why did that activate Siri?

Why do I want to get back on Tinder? Because I can't meet anyone. No girls message me anymore from my channel. It's not like back in 2019 when I had 10 girls messaging me all at once. So Tinder was like my only way that I could meet people.

Yeah, kind of stressing out about it a lot.

Otherwise, how am I gonna meet people?

I managed to get— I managed to exchange contact details with 2 people before I got banned again. This one Japanese woman, but she doesn't really seem that interested in talking. And I met this other half black girl, and we exchanged details on Instagram, but then she unfollowed me. My Tinder— my newer Tinder account got banned the day

after she followed me on Instagram. We were chatting on Instagram, and after I got banned, she unfollowed me. So I sent her a message calling her an effing bitch, and I checked the Instagram again today. She followed me back. So I don't understand. She unfollowed me, now she's following me again, but I don't know if she saw

my message where I called her an effing bitch. It didn't say message read, so I quickly unsent the effing bitch message, but I don't know if she saw it. I don't know why she refollowed me after unfollowing. Maybe she unfollowed by accident, but now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

Why did you get banned on Tinder, Daniel? I just said, cuz I thought I got shadow banned and then I was sending rude messages to people.

Why you gotta be hostile? Because if they unfollow me or they're not talking to me, then why should I care if I call them an effing bitch or not?

She was the only match I got in that one-day time span before my new Tinder got banned again.

Well, obviously I didn't call her an effing bitch before she stopped talking to me, so obviously that's not the reason why she stopped talking to me, is it?

I just hate getting rejected. It feels so bad. Doesn't it just hurt when you get reject— rejected and you want to punch back or something? It's just like a massive slap in the face.

Star Wars review. What Star Wars review?

Why Star Wars?

Do I regret leaving Chihiro? Well, yeah, kind of.

It's not like my life has become really great since I left Chihiro, has it?

I can't even get any dates now because I'm bloody banned on everything. And even when I wasn't banned, the dates I was getting were all crap anyway. All the dates I went on in Manchester and Scotland all sucked.

I can't think of one date I went on in Manchester or Scotland where I actually liked the girl.

I just— I can't find— it's too difficult.

I don't know how to get the girl that I want to get.

So I'm not really sure what to do with the Tinder thing now.

I feel like I've tried everything. I tried new devices, I tried new pictures, I tried changing my IP address.

I tried—

the only thing left to try is a new SIM card and then using the data on the SIM card instead of connecting it to the Wi-Fi. So next time I think I'm gonna not connect it to the Wi-Fi at all, so everything's fresh,

nothing is linked to anything that was linked to the previous ones. If that still gets banned, then I have no idea what else I can try.

What else could I try apart from moving location?

It might be the Wi-Fi. Maybe they can still tell that, but if they could tell it's the same Wi-Fi, how come they don't instant ban you? If I use the— if I use

What did I use last time?

If I use the same picture, I get instant banned straight away. So I reckon the same pictures are dangerous to use

unless someone is— I don't know.

What if I put someone else's picture so they don't know it's me?

Yeah, I might do that actually. Next time I make a Tinder account, I'm gonna try using someone else's picture, see if that makes any difference.

Am I banned on Hinge? Yeah, I'm banned on Hinge too because Tinder owns Hinge.

Time to go to a guest house when Japan opens up. Yeah, back to how I used to do it.

Then probably people are going to recognize me at the bloody guest house and then tell everyone I'm a weirdo or something.

Tinder is so scummy. I hate the way they ban you like that,

and they've got this massive monopoly on dating apps.

Maybe I just need to stop being scared of people and go to a pub. I sit in a pub by myself looking depressed. Maybe someone will come up to me.

The problem is when I meet people, it's really hard to explain what I do for a living. I can't tell them I do YouTube, and then they're like, so what do you do all day?

Nothing. I mean, I actually did do nothing today. Just stared out the window, didn't play Elden Ring, didn't make a video, didn't do anything. What did I even do? I can't even remember. I woke up, I just turned on the news,

and I was trying— I was reading subreddits about how to get unbanned on Tinder. That's all I do now is how to get unbanned People said you could root or jailbreak your phone so you could change the ID of the phone because Tinder tracks your device ID. Because the main problem is having a new device. I'm not

buying a new phone. Well, I did. I just got like a cheap £50 phone. But I'm not doing this again. I'm only doing this once, test out if buying a new phone works. But I can't keep buying new phones. So I've got to find a way

to use different devices without— I've got a few more left. I've got my old computer in the closet. I got my Oculus Quest. I guess I could log on to the browser on that. What else could I use? Maybe the Switch has a browser. And I think each different web browser counts as a different device on computer.

Bumble banned me as well. I don't know why Bumble banned me.

Because I didn't do anything wrong on Bumble, and I don't even think Bumble is owned by Tinder. So I don't know why I got banned on Bumble.

I got this phone as well, and it doesn't work. They sent me a stupid

broken phone. It doesn't turn on.

Cost me £40.

The battery's in the right way. I put the charger in.

There's a bunch of old phones downstairs, like my dad's iPhone 5 is still down. He's got like a box of phones my dad used to get from his company for work. Maybe they would still work.

I don't know what I did about— maybe because I stood up that girl. Do they— do you think they ban you for standing ghosting people up? I mean, ghosting people.

Remember you did a meetup in Japan and freaked out?

Yeah, cuz I walked in there and there's just a bunch of guys standing at a bar. It looks so boring.

There's like a bunch of foreign guys, as if I was gonna go up and go, hello, I'm Daniel, nice to meet you,

where are the ladies? I don't know, I need to My— the biggest thing I'm upset with in life is that I'm scared to go to clubs and bars.

That's like the biggest thing holding me back. If I could just learn how to go to a club and meet women outside,

I would just be so happy if I could do that.

That's like the biggest thing I'm scared of.

Maybe I need to go on like a pickup artist course.

Go to Maidstone, go to the clubs.

The only time I went to a club was with David Bond back in 2017, and I was like, I was terrified. I just sat there paralyzed in fear,

and David kept chatting to girls and telling them that we're gay. I don't know if that's like a good A pickup tactic to tell girls that we're gay? I don't know what he's trying to do.

I just have no idea how to meet people now. It used to be so easy.

Another problem is I don't really have hobbies, so I can't get involved with a community. If I was really passionate and into something, then I could probably join some kind of community about it and then make friends like that. But I just— I don't have any hobbies, honestly.

I don't know, don't do anything.

Even gaming, I played one game and I get bored of it. Now I don't play anything.

What are my hobbies?

Losing money on the stock market.

I don't want to talk about stocks.

So I feel really screwed.

Super Meow is trying to date you, but she lives so far away.

All the girls who are interested in me are so far away.

I was actually gonna meet this viewer in London. I don't— I still can't tell if she's trolling me.

And I got on the train. If you saw my Instagram story, you'll— you would have seen it. I got on the train to go to London. I got to around Maidstone, and then she messages me saying her sister's gonna come with us— with her. And I was like, oh, for fuck's sake. I got off the train and

I got on the train going the other way back, and I just went home.

I don't want to meet someone if you're going to bring someone else. It's just

weird. I don't trust her anymore. She seems like a troll.

And then I had a date with—

I don't know if it's a good idea to talk about it.

So far I've had 2 dates where I had to go to London. And they both weren't really good. Second one was okay. We spent about 7 hours in London just walking around. Quite a long time, actually.

I think I was a bit too— I was a bit too aggressive. I was a bit too flirty with her. Now she doesn't talk to me anymore.

Well, I asked her if we could spend the night together, and she left me on read and hasn't replied to me. So I think I ruined it.

I just— I don't know how long I'm supposed to wait before I ask, when can we sleep together?

Do I have to wait after the first date? Do I have to wait for 4 dates? Do I have to wait for 10 dates?

Why do they want to wait so long? I don't get it. You know that a lot of women have this rule where they don't sleep on the first date. What's the point? Let's say, let's say the woman decides that, oh, she's gonna sleep on the third date. So then the guy is just gonna wait until the third

date. To sleep with her. If the guy's intention was just to pump and dump, then the guy's— does the guy doesn't matter, doesn't care if he has to wait until the 3rd or the 4th date until he can pump and dump.

Yeah, 7 hours is pretty long. I was limping at the end of it. I was literally limping because my legs were in so much pain. And I don't usually ever walk because I just sit here in my bedroom all day. I had such bad pains in my legs. I was limping like an old man.

We just walked and walked and walked all over London.

She was nice,

but I don't know, I didn't really feel like I fell in love. I feel like if I really like someone, I will know straight away. And if I didn't really like them that much, doesn't matter how many times I meet them, that's not really going to change. It's like when I met Mina, I knew instantly that I

really liked her.

I just— I feel too lazy to travel now.

There's a lot of I don't know, I lost a lot of confidence now after last year. The whole Manchester thing really made me lose a lot of confidence,

and that feeling of just going to a new place and sitting in a hotel room all alone is so depressing.

It feels horrible. It's like you're in a new area all alone. You think it'd be exciting, but it's not.

First time I went to Japan, I wet my bed because I was so sad and lonely.

I just— I don't know.

I'm losing the will to travel.

Could go to Korea, maybe.

I said I can't be bothered. So annoying. Why can't I just find a girl nearby?

Would I go to Japan straight away if Japan announced the opening tomorrow? Would I go?

I don't know.

I guess so.

I feel like I'd still have the same problems. Maybe Tiki or Sam can take me to a bar or something.

Maybe George would come. Could meet George again.

I just— I don't know what— don't know what to do with my fucking life.

I just want to find someone I can watch the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series with when it comes out in May.

Don't really want to do anything. That's the problem. Women don't want to be with a guy who doesn't want to do anything.

I just want to go on walks, and then I want to eat food and watch stuff,

go to places to together. Why do I have to want to do stuff? Why can't I just be? Why can't I just exist?

There's like this pressure in society to always be ambitious and working on something and have projects, stuff you're working towards. Why can't I just not do anything and that's okay?

I think going to different guest houses would help.

Maybe, but I'm just scared now that people recognize me. My YouTube channel really fucked me over.

I wonder if people would remember. It's been such a long time. It's been like 4 years since I was blowing up.

Am I earning enough money with my sponsorship? Yeah, they paid me $2,000. I can't believe it, just to put that 10-second ad. At the beginning of my Elden Ring videos. They said they'll pay me another 2,000 if, if I get enough customers for them, but the Elden Ring trend is kind of fading away now. I, I don't

know if I can get them enough business,

so I gotta keep making Elden Ring videos to try and get them customers now because I want to have another $2,000. That'd be nice. I made like $4,000 in March.

Plus I got an email recently for another sponsor.

I don't know, I don't want to tell you what game it's for, but it's quite a popular game. They offered me $700 to do a 60-second promo ad. See, I started doing gaming content, now I'm getting offers, sponsorships from gaming companies.

So yeah, it was a pretty good move to switch my content to gaming, even though it made me lose my original core audience, but I had to let go of the original core audience eventually. Well, they let me go, didn't they? So I had to move on.

The problem is the gaming stuff has like 99% girls— I mean guys. Yeah, I wish it was 99% girls. The viewers are like 99.5% male, so it's not like I'm gonna get gonna get a girlfriend from gaming content.

The lifestyle and personal content was great for getting girls, not gonna lie. I had so many girls messaging me when I was making that personal vlog stuff.

But those days are over.

I thought you weren't gonna use your audience as a dating pool. I would.

Why wouldn't I?

I'd fuck every girl who watches me if I could. No, just joking. Or am I?

No, I would never sleep with my viewers anymore because they just waste my time. Bloody Manchester girl and Scottish girl and this girl and that girl brings a bloody friend with her. Just a waste of time, aren't they? Messing me about.

But even if I was going to go back to making kind of personal style lifestyle vlogs, I don't even know what to talk about anymore. All I do is end up whining about how I can't get a girlfriend. I don't want to become like an incel channel.

I mean, I guess that's what people think of me. Oh, isn't he the incel guy who has a sex doll? I got a few of those comments on my Elden Ring video. A few people did recognize me. They just say, oh, he's— oh look, it's Asian Onision. Fucking Elvis.

Now everyone remembers me as the elf, as the Asian Onision.

Or they say, oh look, isn't he the guy who cheated on his girlfriend and got a sex doll? That's what I'll be remembered for.

So I don't really know what to talk about for videos if I was going to go back to what I used to do— being— talk about being lonely and bored and depressed over and over and over again. I might get a beer.

Do you like my entirely grey outfit?

That. Gray boy. Gray trousers, gray jumper. Now I really need to get rid of this jumper. It doesn't look good, does it? Maybe this is why I never get second dates. It just looks old, like it makes me look old.

I don't know what to wear instead of this.

Excuse me.

Hello from Ukraine. How are people from Ukraine watching me? Don't you have to worry about getting bombed or something?

Ukraine. I think my sister gave up on the whole refugee idea because she hasn't said anything about it. Maybe she saw me complain about it last stream. Oh, this is nice. I missed this.

So much more fun doing YouTube when it's about yourself instead of some stupid game. I couldn't give a shit about.

Maybe I've got to like go back to my roots a bit,

back to when I enjoyed doing YouTube.

Heineken, 5% alcohol.

Am I gonna stream regularly again? Yeah, probably, because I don't know what else to make videos about. I don't know what else to do for Elden Ring.

Daniel sounds so miserable because there's nothing exciting going on.

Nothing. The only bit of excitement I had was my Elden Ring video blew up and I made like $4,000 in a month, so that was nice,

I guess.

I drank all my whiskey. I don't know if I'll buy more. Kind of got sick of the taste of whiskey.

Shill the Chinese thing. Who wants some cheap Elden Ring runes?

And special items.

Another website offered me a sponsorship too, but they didn't reply.

I feel like I'm cheating on my current sponsor if I accept a sponsor from their rival. I tried another dating app too called Ashley Madison. Has anyone heard of it? There's a bit of a scandal about it ages ago because The website got hacked and then the user— users' usernames was exposed and leaked, and like high-status rich

men were exposed for being on the website. I tried that and it's such a ripoff. Oh my god, you have to spend 5 credits to unlock messages, and then you have to spend 5 credits to send messages. Do you know how much the credits cost? It's like £80 for 100 credits. So I bought 100 credits and I

was able to send like 20 messages before my credits ran out. So, you ran out of credits, please buy more. Please fuck off, Ashley Madison. It's like $100 to send 20 messages. You must be joking.

Yeah, and they could be bots. You get, you get a message, a notification saying so-and-so wants to message you, pay 5 credits to unlock.

All these dating apps, like, massive scam.

All these bots and algorithms and they ban you.

I wouldn't mind having an affair if it was like naughty 40-year-old blonde married woman who just wanted an affair. That'd be okay, I'd be fine with that.

But they all seem like bots. And fake accounts. I'm not spending another— I'm not spending $100 just to send 20 messages.

Where are the videos with my wife? They're still there.

They should be.

Yeah, it's still there.

What? How have I finished the beer already? I took like 2 sips.

Look at that, where'd it go? I swear I took like 2 sips and it's all gone.

I don't really mind having an affair. I'd take anything. I'd be up for anything. I want a relationship, but I'd be okay with an open relationship, or I'd be okay with being in a

I'd be okay with

anything really.

Would I resume the game development? No, no one cares anymore. I lost my meme status, I lost my internet fame, so having a game about me And my life is just— should have made it 4 years ago, not now. It's too late now.

And I forgot all my coding now anyway.

All the coding I learned I don't even remember.

Am I finished with Elden Ring?

Probably, unless I can think of a video idea. I don't know what else I could do for builds. I've done so many build videos. Maybe I could do

an archer, maybe. I don't know. Kind of miss having my old audience. They were toxic, but

they gave me the attention I wanted. I don't really care about getting attention for saying a video game's bad. It's just a bunch of stupid kids going

insulting me because I said the game's bad.

I don't really care.

I like to— I like having the attention when people were interested in what I was doing.

But once you lose them, you can't really get them back.

If I had all the attention back again, I don't know what I'd do though. I can't be bothered to do anything anymore. Go to some country to meet a girl and embarrass myself.

But I did that in Scotland and I only got 10K views, not even 10K views.

It's just hard to make drama kind of videos when

no one wants to talk to you.

Did I unban the haters? No, I banned a bunch more of them that were whining about my Elden Ring videos.

I don't think I'd make videos about the Ukraine thing or the Russia thing.

I don't really know what I would say about it.

Kind of bored with it, actually. It was barely even on the news today. Even the news is getting bored of it. They talked about the war for like 5 minutes,

and the news is like the master of clickbait and

milking a story or topic during its peak of hype, and then they switch— they switch topics when the hype or the trend is dying.

That's how you got to do YouTube as well. You milk a topic until it's done, and then you just move on to the next topic. The Russian news is just kind of

Repetitive at this point.

And I don't want to get in trouble for saying something,

but my Russian investments are doing pretty well. I bought the dip when the Russian stock market crashed and feeling pretty chuffed about it. Come on, the Russian, the Russian stock market is gonna bounce back. There's no way it's not

because we need Russia more than Russia needs us. You watch the energy prices spike this year. We're going to be running back to Russia begging them for gas.

So I sold most my stocks and I, I changed them for Stocks that will benefit from inflation and

energy companies and oil.

And I've got some Russian stuff and I got some emerging markets which has Russian stuff. And Chinese stuff in it.

So we'll see if I made a good choice.

But my stock portfolio is just not moving at all.

It's just like a flatline.

Chuffed is confusing, sounds angry. No, chuffed is when you're happy about something.

I'm not sure what stocks to buy next because I've got quite a lot of cash now that I want to put into stocks. I just, I'm not sure which ones.

Maybe, I don't know,

maybe some tobacco would be good.

I'm just trying to think what companies are gonna profit when this recession comes. Because everyone thinks a recession's gonna come,

but then maybe that means it's not gonna come.

What can I do with my money?

And don't say buy a house. I'm not buying a bloody house.

I wish I bought Lockheed Martin. They're doing pretty well.

I had them, but then I sold them before the war started. I didn't know there was going to be a war. I thought I was— they have 200k troops on the border. They're not really gonna have a war, are they?

What should we talk about now?

I feel like money is kind of boring. Even when I make more money, it doesn't make me feel happier. I need to find something else that's not about making money.

What can I do to make me happy?

That is the big challenge.

I need to find something I enjoy doing because I don't really enjoy doing anything that I do. I hate making videos.

I don't really enjoy investing anymore because it's boring. Nothing goes up by like 40% anymore.

Games are boring.

Must be something fun to do.

I went to a museum in London last week. It was okay.

It just had like a bunch of weird stuff. One of the exhibitions was a big dark room, and then in the middle they had piles of sand on the floor. It's so dumb. It's just like pile of sand with the light shining on the sand, and that was it. That was art.

And then the other exhibition was like a tongue, lots of little tongues on the floor. It's kind of stupid.

It was the Tate Modern Museum.

They had some infinity mirrors room, but they were fully booked.

But apparently it's not very good. It's just like a little room full of mirrors. It's by some Japanese woman. I think it's that Japanese woman who made a mold out of her vagina. Was it her?

Who was that Japanese woman who made a canoe, 3D printed a canoe or something using her vagina shape, and then she got arrested?

Japanese canoe vagina woman.

Oh no, it's not her. That was someone else.

Really weird in Japan how they, they've got such strict censorship laws about genitals.

So even in porn you got to pixelate the genitals, but then they have, they have matsuri festivals where they carry a massive cock around.

Japan doesn't make any sense. It's like they've got no logic. So if it's porn, you gotta pixelate genitals, but if it's a festival, then they can carry a massive cock around.

And that's fine, even with kids and children nearby.

They have like willy ice lollies as well that they suck on.

How come that's okay and then you can't make a canoe out of the shape of your vagina? You get in trouble.

Japan is like the dumbest country in the whole world, so they don't make any sense.

It's like Japan's the smartest dumbest country in the world.

I can't believe it's been

2 years since I was in Japan now. Feels like it's been 10 years. I've never not been in Japan for longer than 2 years since 2010.

Do you think they're gonna open this year?

I feel like they're never gonna open at this rate.

I don't even know what I'd do if I went to Japan again. So I thought I was going to make Japan content. But I probably won't bother.

I thought I was gonna do sleep a train and Japan's most expensive blah blah blah. I just can't be bothered. I feel like it'll just get 5K views.

Oh, thanks, Jill.

LOL, might as well.

Yeah, stream more and get donations.

LOL, go to Korea.

Eugene messaged me recently, or a few weeks ago, said that I could come to Korea from 1st of April without being quarantined. But I got my vaccines ages ago now.

When did I get my vaccines? It was like September last year. It's been more than 6 months. Do I have to get them again?

I think PewDiePie is going to be— PewDiePie might be in Japan now. His last video, he said Japan move is happening.

Any single women here?

Single women, where they be at? I'm kind of sad that PewDiePie is going to get into Japan because it made me feel a bit better knowing that even PewDiePie couldn't get in. But now he's finally going to be able to get in with his masses of YouTube money.

Probably get an entrepreneur visa.

Bet you anything next Trash Taste, PewDiePie is gonna be on it. He's been gagging to get on that podcast, hasn't he?

He's basically already best friends with them.

He's got a house there as well.

I don't know if vlogging going to Japan would be fun anymore. I remember that when I first vlogged my first trip to Japan when my channel started to get a bit of attention in 2017. That was exciting because it was my first time going to Japan as a vlogger who actually had quite a few viewers.

But now

I feel like it would just be a bit boring.

I think the demand for Japanese content once Japan opens will be huge. Try to capitalize on that. Yeah, it might be. I wonder if the internet would start hyping up Japan again when people start traveling there again.

First day back in Japan or something. I have to check Google Trends.

The trend is your friend.

I think the most disappointing girl has to be the LA girl. She messaged me again when I was in Scotland saying— she said, Daniel, I want to come to Manchester. And I was like, yeah, sure you do. Like the last 5 times you've said that. And never came.

I haven't checked her Pornhub in a while. Her Pornhub was blowing up.

She was getting millions of views, and her OnlyFans blew up huge. She did really well for herself.

I'm jealous.

Daniel, what do you think of MGTOW now?

I still think it's kind of sad.

It's just

that, that feeling of just giving up on women.

I'm still kind of scared of it.

I haven't really given up on the idea of being with a woman,

and I'm scared of getting to that point, I guess.

I like being in a relationship.

It's nice to have someone that cares about you. And wants to do stuff with you.

When you're single, it feels like no one cares about you

on a day-to-day basis. On like a daily basis, no one really gives a shit.

That's one thing I miss about being married.

Every decision is, is something you make together, like getting food, furniture, doing stuff together. I just miss that.

I thought it would be so great when I'm single, I can just do what I want, but now there's nothing I want to do.

I don't want to do anything, so being able to do anything I want doesn't really benefit me.

I kind of miss being told what to do, actually.

Maybe having ultimate freedom isn't really the best thing.

Why did I get divorced? Because

I had all these girls who fancied me. I thought I could get— I thought I could do better. I thought I could get a better partner than Chihiro, but I guess I was wrong.

I do stuff with family and friends. I don't do anything with my family.

We don't even eat together.

My sister was here for a few days, about a week. She went back to London now.

She lives with her boyfriend.

It sucks you have zero options now.

The thing is, I have some options, but they're so bloody far away.

So there's this lesbian or bisexual girl who has a girlfriend. She invited me to Algeria or Albania. I can't remember. Isn't Algeria like a really Muslim country where you get arrested for eating bacon or something stupid? I don't want to go to these weird places.

End up like that bloody woman. She got imprisoned in Iran for like 7 years

for espionage. Imagine me accused for espionage, trying to take down the Algerian government.

And then I just disappear for like 10 years. 10 years later, I'm— I come back, make a video. Guys, I've been in Albanian prison for 10 years. I'm finally free.

That's why I never go to these weird countries. You hear all these horror stories, people getting arrested.

Imprisoned in these weird countries like Iran. I would never go to Iran. You wouldn't even be able to pay me. Who's that woman who was imprisoned? That woman kept going on about the news because— what was the story? Yeah, Iran ordered like £400 million worth of tanks from the UK. And then the UK never sent the tanks

and they didn't give the money back. So Iran was like, well, we're gonna take this woman then unless you pay us. And eventually I think the UK government decided to pay. That's why they released her.

See, the West really are kind of scummy.

If you didn't deliver the tanks and give the money back, we just took the 400 mil. Apparently there's complications because of sanctions. Yeah, Nazanin something and some other old man with a beard. But it just kind of shows you the kind of corruption and scumminess that our governments get up to. And then they're on the news criticizing

Russia for Putin being evil and bad. Look at our politicians, just as bad.

And scummy.

The West is scummy, but in like a very discreet,

sneaky way. So they make everyone else look evil, like Russia and Middle East and stuff. To justify what they want to do so they can profit off it.

I'm starting to see it now, what all the conspiracist— conspiracy theorists have been saying this whole time.

Like this whole war in Ukraine, I have this feeling that the West wants a war because somehow they profit off of it. I'm not exactly sure how, but I feel like having this war, the West are benefiting from, from it somehow, some way.

And now I don't know who actually started the war. You think it's Russia because they invaded, but didn't we put Russia into a position where they had to invade?

Like we were prodding them, testing them to see if they would actually invade by promising Ukraine that they could join NATO.

I don't know, I just feel like it's very fishy.

They keep trying to make it seem like, oh, Russia has no good reason to invade Ukraine,

but weren't the Ukraine military

planning on attacking some Russian separatist region. I don't know,

I just— I feel like it's a lot more complicated than just, well, Russia's evil.

Very confusing.

Who can, who can you trust? Who can you believe?

Because both sides are spewing out propaganda.

It's pretty interesting though. It's better than Game of Thrones if you get, if you get deep into the, the alternative news stuff. The plot twists are pretty interesting.

I just want to— I want to know where— what to invest in so I can profit off this too. I want some of that money.

Is it too late to invest in Lockheed Martin? I should have got Lockheed Martin.

What's my advice to someone willing to start a new job? You're asking me for advice?

Don't complain when you got to make them tea. When you make a drink, always ask your coworkers if they would like a drink, because they always start bitching about it if you don't.

They go, Daniel, I noticed you never ask anyone if they want a drink when you go and make a drink.

Well, I noticed it.

Subtly complaining about me.

I want to invest in the funeral industry. I'm looking at some funeral stocks. I looked up companies that do well during a recession, it said funeral businesses.

Imagine profiting off people dying. That's so funny.

Look, you type funeral into the trading app.

What's this one? But the dividend yield on funeral company is so rubbish.

1.5%, 0.8%. I'm not getting a funeral company. They've already gone up loads. Jesus, 45% up.

Carriage Services, a funeral company, operates 183 funeral homes. I'm gonna get into the tobacco stocks again as well.

Kind of bored with stocks like Tesla, Apple. That's boring. I I want to invest in water and I want to invest in—

what's something interesting? Like funeral companies. This company specializes in incinerating dead people's bodies. 4% dividend yield, sign me up.

That's how I want to make my money. This is so funny, people ask me, so what are you invested in? And they'd expect me to say, oh, I'm just— I've got shares in Apple and Amazon. No, I want to say I'm invested in Lockheed Martin

because I'm so special and different like that.

I might buy some Japanese yen actually, cuz have you seen the exchange rate on yen? £1 in yen is 160 yen.

It used to be like 120 yen a couple years ago.

No, it used to be like 150 yen a year ago, and then 5 years ago No, back in 2020,

2019, it was like 120, 130 yen for £1.

It's gone up like 30, 20%. I could buy some yen now.

Do you think the yen's gonna go up or down when Japan reopens? I don't understand how the currency works.

I wonder if there's Ukrainian stocks.

Ukraine. Oh, there's nothing.

I wonder if you can invest in grass.

No. What about dirt?

Mud?

Imagine you invest in mud. There's no mud stocks. What about tree? No timber. Oh, Global Tinder. Oh, there's a wood ETF.

Wow, it's gone up like 60% since 2020.

I could have invested in

wood and got 60% gain.

I want to invest in wood and

Water. Maybe they got rocks.

Concrete. Oh, concrete pumping.

Because they're going to need a lot of concrete when they rebuild Ukraine, won't they?

Oh, 2% dividend yield. Heidelberg Cement. That's where me and Mina went, Heidelberg. We fucked in 2 different hotels. Oh, 4.6%. Do it in yield. Germany.

What do you think is going to go up?

Invest in Russian oil. I don't know if my app has it.

They, they took down all the Russian stocks.

But you can get exposure to Russia if you get the emerging markets ETF.

Because I put £20 just for fun into a Russian securities ETF. It went up by 100%. Now it's up. It's only up 50% now. I was so excited, I logged in the next day and it said 100% up. I couldn't believe it. I should have put more money in. Now I can't put any more. I can sell,

but I can't buy. 60%, 50% gain.

Invest in ducks. The ducks laid eggs again, but the eggs have gone now, so I think they got eaten, and then the female duck disappeared. Now the male duck is just like waiting around on its own in the garden. It looks really sad. It's just standing around waiting for the female to come back. So I don't think

we're going to get baby ducks this year.

Also, it's been really cold and snowing today and yesterday. What happened to global warming?

The duck wasn't sitting on the eggs, it laid the eggs somewhere.

I haven't actually been outside since I got back. Since I, since I made the cabin video, I haven't been back outside.

Why can't you buy? Because I think that the app is— I think it's taking like a moral stand to stop people from buying Russian stocks, maybe.

I'm interested to see what happens to the ruble, because what I've been reading is that the ruble could become the next reserve currency if it starts making people pay in rubles for gas and it just kind of cuts out the dollar for trading gas and oil. If it just sells its gas and oil to China and India

in rubles, then people just won't even need dollars anymore to get their gas and stuff.

The whole reserve currency stuff's interesting, but

I find it difficult to explain because I don't really understand it very well yet.

It's complicated stuff.

Do you think Germany's gonna pay in rubles?

I don't know.

Otherwise, where's Germany going to get its energy from? Doesn't Germany rely on Russia for like 40% of its energy?

They made some deal with America for gas, didn't they? Where's America getting all this gas from?

It's just funny, all the West acting so tough with these sanctions. But then they still need Russia for its gas.

Look who's gonna go crawling back.

Our, our energy bills went up a lot too.

To fill the oil tank. It's gone up by— I think it's like double the price that it used to be.

You know, I've got my plug-in electric heater, so I don't need gas.

Where are you at now? I'm at home. In my bedroom.

So if everyone's

energy bill is going to go up, should I invest in energy companies?

Are people gonna cut down on the amount of energy they use? Or carry on using the same and then sacrifice other things. And then the energy companies would make more money, wouldn't they? Maybe we should put more money into energy.

Does my house use gas?

No, I think we use heating oil.

I don't know what it is. Is it kerosene?

We've got solar panels on the cabin. My uncle said it's connected to the house as well, so it should help,

help when it comes to the energy bill. I don't know how much by.

I don't know how we can't afford it. We've got a combined income of,

of like $4,000. How can we not afford to pay for the heating even if it goes up?

We're not that poor.

I'm gonna put 10,000 into energy companies. Companies and get dividends, and then I can laugh when everyone's moaning about energy costs going up.

I'll get the energy company to pay for my energy bill through dividends.

Wouldn't that be funny?

And then invest in Tesco's, and then Tesco pays my shopping in dividends.

Do you think it's good to get a supermarket stock?

I don't know if supermarkets do well during recessions. Don't people just buy less food?

Or do they buy more food because they stop going to restaurants and they start doing more cooking?

I'm scared to check my phone now to see if my Tinder account's banned again.

What's this stupid spam?

Oh, good job, Kerry, deleting it. Best cams. Why do people bother doing these scams? Does anyone actually fall for it? You must be so dumb to see like, oh, bestgirls.com, horny 18-year-olds want sex in your area. How dumb must you be to fall for that. I guess some people do fall for it. That's why these scammers keep

doing it.

See if I'm banned again.

I really don't know what to do about this

dating app thing.

Not banned yet. I've got 7 matches, but I've run out of likes,

and I'm scared to pay for Tinder Gold because they might recognize it's me from my payment info.

I've gotta wait 3 hours until I get more likes. I shouldn't have used the likes. I should have waited to get the matches and then use the likes.

Some of these girls so damn hot.

How'd you get those girls?

Oh, I want to see who I matched with. I got 7 matches. I gotta wait 3 hours until I can swipe again,

and I've got 2 matches on Bumble.

Ah, I think I It'll be safe for a day, and I'll probably get banned by tomorrow evening. So I'm gonna get my matches quickly and try to get them onto a different app before I get banned again.

Oh my God, it's getting so expensive.

I'm making these Tinder accounts.

What phone brand? I don't know, it's like some cheap Chinese phone.

It cost £60.

It's pretty slow, it takes ages to open up apps.

The camera's quite good actually. It's not bad, the camera.

It's got no beauty filter on it though.

Why would they ban me? Because I'm on, I'm on like high alert for people to be banned.

So when I thought I was shadow banned, I put a dick pic as my profile pic.

Thinking no one would see it. Someone saw it and I got banned. I put a picture of my massive, massive picture of my cock as my profile picture, zoomed into the head. I think that might be why.

So I'm like on the highest alert of people they want to ban.

I didn't know that would happen. I thought I was shadowbanned and no one would even know.

Now I don't know who saw that picture.

I didn't get many matches anyway.

I'm only getting new matches now because I keep making new accounts, but my old account was barely getting anything. There's something called the Elo score, E-L-O, where Tinder has like an algorithm that ranks your account based on things. I don't know why, how. And then the worse your score gets, the less matches you get. Yet. And apparently

the only way to reset it is by making a new Tinder.

I hate all these algorithms. Everything is just dictated by algorithms, even YouTube.

If you learn how to game the algorithm on these websites, then

you have a much easier time.

It's like when I stopped caring about my audience and I just went straight rate for trying to game the algorithm, my YouTube views and my YouTube earnings went up by nearly triple.

My YouTube earnings quadrupled. I mean, my YouTube views quadrupled after I started

doing that algorithm stuff,

trending topics.

So I know that certain words in the title get way more clicks. Like putting DO NOT BUY in capital letters

somehow has like a psychological effect on people.

It really pisses people off when you tell them not to buy something that they want to buy because they're like emotionally committed to that thing they want to buy. You tell them it's shit and they get really pissed off.

It's pretty funny.

But also kind of sad.

It's like

the power of, of your personality and brand and building an audience is harder to do in than just messing with the algorithm.

Not messing with it, I mean taking advantage of it

with clickbait, negative clickbait stuff.

I've seen so many channels that are personality-driven and they just die. Even they, they stick to the original core content and they're honest and genuine people, the channels still die. I've seen so many channels that have like a million subs or half a million subs and only getting 5K views.

You can only rely on your personality for so long, and then people get fed up and they move on.

And it doesn't matter how nice of a— how great of a guy you are.

You could be flawless, Mr. Perfect,

like FunForLouis. Look at FunForLouis's channel. He gets like 2K views.

He's super positive and nice,

energetic.

People just get bored and forget.

Bored.

Wow, I've got 111,771 subs. I lost 9 subs during this stream.

Not bad, at least I'm not losing like 100 subs when I stream. That was annoying.

It's just weird, nothing interesting happens anymore. What was the most interesting thing happened. Must be something.

Um,

nothing. Oh yeah, Chihiro made a video, didn't she? Even Chihiro's videos are

Boring. Her video didn't even get 1K views. People are gone.

People only stuck around for the marriage drama. So now do you blame me for doing all that stuff?

Chihiro's videos are always the It's just like music and then watching her getting ready, and then she goes outside and films the scenery. It's not gonna interest the previous viewers. Although I did find one Japanese channel blew up huge, and they only started it 5 months ago and has 120 million views already. Gets more views than Chris

Broad. It's just crazy, some of these train video channels.

But she never talks. She barely says anything in the video. She's just like, oh, today I'm going to work, today I'm at the park, this is sushi. There's no personality in it.

Do you remember when she used to stream all the time on Instagram after we separated? She did that for quite a long time, didn't she? I remember someone linked her Instagram stream to me and I clicked on it. I didn't realize that Instagram tells the streamer who is watching. She saw my username. That was kind of awkward.

Couldn't secretly watch.

She doesn't do that anymore now. Maybe she was lonely.

I

wonder what life would be like if I stayed in Japan.

I could have bragged about being able to be in Japan. That would be funny.

Bragged about having a visa.

I feel like I would have gotten bored as well in Japan, but at least I would have had company. Bored and lonely or bored and having company?

Which one's better?

And then I'd probably be sad because I wouldn't be able to see my family. Chris Broad said he hasn't seen his family in 2 years.

I miss going to restaurants, going out for walks.

That was nice.

What should I do tomorrow?

Chris's new studio got trashed.

What a shame.

I don't know why that makes me laugh. His poor studio.

The studio doesn't look that big, does it? When he films it from a non-cinematic angle, it looks pretty small.

Don't you think? It's just like half of an apartment room and then it's got a bunch of movable walls and that bar thing.

I like how he's got little stickers of naked women and then every time he films it he has to pixelate— he puts sellotape over it, over the boobies. Doesn't seem like a great thing to have if you want to have monetized videos.

No,

I'm not doing reaction videos because I could get copyright problem. Some weirdo like Tim Schofield might strike me.

Imagine the whole studio burned down. That would be so bad.

Not much interesting stuff's happening in the YouTube world either. It's like the biggest news is bloody Will Smith slapping Chris Rock.

Whole internet goes crazy over the slap.

It's pretty funny though. Can't believe how triggered he got.

Never seen Will Smith so angry. I've never seen him angry ever. He always seems like such a likable, light-hearted guy who would never get angry. It kind of changes your whole perception of Will Smith. Doesn't it?

That was scary when he just yelled at Chris.

And then there's like a whole debate over who, who was wrong. Was it okay to slap Chris?

Was it not okay?

I think the joke was pretty tame. He just made fun of her baldness, and alopecia is not even like a deadly disease. It just makes you lose your hair. It's not like she had cancer or something. If he made a joke about her having cancer, then yeah, the slap would be more justified.

I didn't even know what G.I. Jane was. I had to look it up.

I was surprised at how well Chris handled it. He just laughed it off. He didn't even seem angry or shocked or anything.

Imagine if he slapped Will back.

Oh, you know when Will says, keep my wife's name out of your mouth? Be funny if Chris just went Jada

and then stuck his middle finger up. Is it Jada or Jada? I don't know.

What the hell is this?

Who's Dr. Serkan Aygin?

Turkish hair transplantation specialist wants to work with me.

He would like to give you a free hair transplant and a trip to Turkey as part of the collaboration. We give you and your companion a 1-week trip to Istanbul. The flights, 4-star hotel, and free hair transplant for you, all included for free, and you will get extra budget. In return, we want you to record the trip

to Istanbul as a vlog.

Really? Is this real?

But I, I don't need a hair transplant. What are they going to do, shave me bald and then give me a hair transplant?

Who wants to come with me? You've got to be bold, bold, bold.

I mean, the email looks pretty legitimate.

Do they pay me?

Get a free trip to Istanbul. What was his name? Sir Khan Aijin.

Yeah, so real hair transplant website.

No, it's a trap. The Turkish girl's gonna get revenge on me.

I need facial hair transplant so I get a beard.

Should I reply?

Hello, thanks for your email. I would be very interested Please

provide more info. Thanks.

Maybe it's April Fools'. No, I'm surprised no one April Fool pranked me.

What's that? Stupid Siri.

It's getting really hot now.

Turn off the heating.

I hate April Fools'. You go onto YouTube and it's just a bunch of stupid YouTubers clickbaiting, thinking they're funny. Like bloody Meet Kevin going, oh, I'm running for president. Yeah, sure you are. People making clickbait videos like, I'm quitting YouTube. Oh, it's just April Fools', haha. Haha.

April Fools' just lame.

3 layers now.

My Liverpool jumper. This was for the Liverpool date. Had to block her. She saw my rude message on Tinder.

I wonder if that car on the Instagram message me?

No, she didn't.

Should I message her now?

She followed me, then unfollowed me, then followed me again.

No more beer. Remember last year this time?

I got that little mini fridge, didn't I? That table. That mirror, and I got that beef jerky because I was too scared to go downstairs to get food.

I kind of improved because now I do go downstairs even when there's people, but I just don't talk to them.

But last year I was too nervous to even go downstairs, and then I'll just make a pot noodle in my bedroom That was pretty bad.

I guess I, I'm a bit better now.

I guess now my sister doesn't live here anymore, there's less guests.

Last year was pretty rubbish, wasn't it?

I

don't do that.

Life really does just get Boring when you get older.

Wow, it's so hot.

Does anyone have anything interesting going on?

To inspire me.

Must be something.

I think the most exciting thing that happened to me was when I was in Germany and then Mina messaged me

to meet again. I couldn't believe that happened.

That was just crazy. I remember when she dumped me the first time, she said we could stay as friends And then if I see that you've changed, then later down the line we could meet again as friends. And then she messages me like a month later when I'm in Germany,

and then she didn't message me ever again.

Please answer. Answer what?

I just watched your Elden Ring review. No one got the joke.

Yeah, it's kind of shocking how many people thought I was being serious.

Serious. Can people really not tell when I'm speaking like that? As an avid fan of Dark Souls games and RPGs in general, I just had to play this game. Come on, how do I not sound like I'm taking the piss? You think I actually sound like that when I talk?

I guess the government's done a pretty good job at dumbing people down so much to the point that

they can't even tell if someone's joking or not.

That's why the politicians can just say anything and people believe them, because as long as you say it in a serious way

The thing that pissed me off about the comments were people saying that I'm lying and that my statements were just false.

They're not false. If I say the game's sluggish and isn't very responsive, that's my opinion. How can it be false? Compared to other games, Elden Ring is pretty slow. Sluggish. It's not very snappy, is it? How's— how's that false if I say that?

How am I lying if I say the open world is bland? I might think the open world is very bland compared to other open worlds.

I mean, it is kind of bland. And lifeless.

It's like full of a bunch of zombie things roaming around.

At least in a game like New World, you've got little towns and settlements and people who are not dead.

How many hours have I got Elden Ring? I've got nearly 400 hours now.

But I had 600 or 500 hours on New World, so I guess I liked New World more, which is weird. I thought I'd like Elden Ring more.

I don't know how I played New World so long.

I like New World because it had the social aspect to it. Elden Ring makes you feel feel a bit lonely, like you're the only person in the, in the world. Everyone else is dead or gone.

I thought something interesting would happen when you become the Elden Lord. That's what I was most disappointed about. The whole game is just going on and on about how you need to become— you have to become the Elden Lord, and then you become the Elden Lord, and then nothing happens. The game ends.

What was the point? What, what is the point of becoming Elden Lord? I don't understand what the point of the game is. You end up killing everyone, every boss. You kill the Elden Beast.

The hell is the Elden Beast anyway? Was it like some kind of god? And why is it in a tree? It doesn't make any sense. Apparently there's like some god thing that

blesses the things that live in the Land Between,

and it manifests it as that beast in the tree. I don't know, the story is so annoying. I don't get it.

I thought after you become Elden Lord, something would happen, like all those people who died would come back to life and they'll be happy and cheer for you, and then you can walk around as the Elden Lord and they will kneel down when you start a new game. But no, nothing happens. You start a new game, it's

just everything's back to the beginning again. Just felt like there was no satisfying ending to it.

I want to know what happens after. As you sit on the throne forever, nothing changes. Then what was the point of anything I just did? What was the point of defeating all the demigods?

Just felt like a massive waste of time.

Why is everything dead? All the soldiers and like the NPCs look like zombies. What is wrong with them?

Very unsatisfying. Is that the right word? Dissatisfied? Not a very satisfying story.

Elden boring. Elden Ring, more like Elden boring, can say that in my next review. I don't know, I was thinking of doing a why I'm bored of Elden Ring brackets after 400 hours. So I just finished Elden Ring, and I have to say the story is just very lackluster and anticlimactic. And after I finished the game, I

felt like I just wasted my time because nothing happens when you become Elden Lord.

Do you think I could do another review? Why I still hate Elden Ring. This story, even though it's supposed to be written— when I say the story is written by George R.R. Martin, people get annoyed.

They say it wasn't written by him, he just was involved. Why does Siri keep activating?

I don't think these other dating apps like Badoo are real

because they just seem kind of like full of scammers and

bots. They, they're so eager to ban me, but then the app's full of scammers and escort girl websites. Advertised on it. Why don't they ban those and then stop banning me who's willing to pay money?

Ban the paying customers just because he put a dick pic.

Grindr's full of dick pics. What's the big deal? I don't get it. You go on Grindr and there's dick pics everywhere. You don't get banned on Grindr for sending dick pics, but You do it on a Tinder app and they're all like, oh no, we got to permaban you for life.

My favorite Elden Ring boss was

I quite like the Maliketh Black Blade boss, quite epic.

It just felt so impossible to beat. You get to the second phase and he's like spinning around shooting these red slashes at you, and he never stays still, he's pinging all over the place. And then I just got the Mimic Tear here and I got dual-wield claymores with the bleed effects and I just wrecked him. And I

was like, oh, it was that easy?

It goes from feeling like it's impossibly difficult to, oh, I found a way to cheese it and it wasn't even difficult.

When you get the bleed ability, you max that up and you get the Mimic Tear, everything's become so easy after that. It kind of ruins the game, actually. I remember in the beginning everything was so scary and intimidating. I felt so fragile and weak.

Going through the castles and the dungeons, you were just like on the edge of your seat, nervous about dying and losing your progress and your runes. And that was— that felt great, that sense of fear and fragility. And then you get to a point where everything's so easy

and the game gets a bit ruined.

I

was a bit shocked at how easy it got because it was supposed to be so difficult. Everyone was going on about how it's such a difficult game.

I kind of miss that hype though. Do you remember a couple weeks ago everyone was talking about it? Everyone was just having their minds blown at every boss. Oh my god, Radahn falls from the sky as a comet! Oh my god, Miquella is like the most impossible boss in the game!

It's sad when a hyped up thing and the trend dies down. I remember when New World was all hyped up, everyone was going on about New World, how amazing it was, best MMO since WoW.

Literally no one plays

it. I wonder what's gonna be next. Maybe that Harry Potter game,

but then I have to get a PlayStation to play it. Why doesn't Sony just put its game on— games on Steam as well? Don't you think they would make more money?

Instead of making people buy a PlayStation, which is only about £200,

if they put their games on Steam, they'd make more money, wouldn't they?

The hardest boss I found was

was in this underground cellar. There were like these 2 ogre things with those massive pumpkin heads. That took me ages. There were 2 of them, and I only had the jellyfish summon, and the jellyfish would tank one of them whilst I tried to take the other one. The jellyfish kept dying. I must have died hundreds of times

on a boss.

Don't stir.

Was on Steam?

Death Stranding Director's Cut. I never finished Death Stranding, got a bit boring. See, it starts to get a bit silly

with that bad guy who could teleport. He ruined the game, I think.

He had like this Texan accent, sounded kind of weird.

I found the Death Stranding story to be pretty boring.

It started off pretty intriguing and interesting, then it just got kind of silly. I don't think Hideo Kojima is very good at writing stories. He's good at coming up with an idea and then creating the beginning and the middle, but then nearing the end, his stories would just get kind of

stupid. Like Metal Gear Solid, I really like the story in the beginning, then it gets more and more dumb

as you get further. I feel like Japanese storytelling is like that in general.

I just— I like stories that are based in reality and don't get all spiritualistic and weird with ghosts and spirits. That Ghostwire Tokyo game looks rubbish as well.

It looks interesting because it's in Tokyo and the scenery in the background looks really cool with the convenience stores and it looks like Japan, but it just looks silly.

You fight ghosts by pointing your fingers at them.

Would be more interesting if there was a zombie apocalypse and you were in Tokyo.

But not fighting hordes of zombies, but just like a few zombies here and there.

The rest are dead.

Imagine a Tokyo zombie apocalypse game. That'd be so cool, like Resident Evil but in Tokyo and open world.

Ghosts are just boring. I don't like ghosts or spirits.

There's no games that are interesting right now.

Have I seen any movies? No,

uh, I watched Mandalorian, last thing I watched.

Do I have a girlfriend? I wish.

Nope, still can't get a girlfriend. Been trying since I got dumped by Mida,

so I've now been trying to get a girlfriend for 1 year and 4 months. I can't believe I became such an incel.

Usually I could get at least one girlfriend in a year.

The last time I didn't have a girlfriend for this long was probably

29. I mean, 2009. It's so difficult if I can't go to Japan. Now it's even more difficult now I keep getting banned off bloody Tinder.

I need a girlfriend or else I feel like a failure in life.

I want someone who's normal, not weird.

Someone wholesome

with a house and a cat who likes watching Netflix. So I can stay with them for free.

You want someone normal, but you're weird. Am I weird? I don't think I'm that weird.

What makes me weird?

Go back to Pia. I don't know, I think she probably doesn't like me anymore.

Can't get a girlfriend.

Your lifestyle is weird. Yeah, I guess so. It's pretty boring, isn't it? I don't do anything. I don't see any people. I'm not part of anything. That's the problem.

I need to be part of something.

I don't know what to do.

I'm gonna go volunteer. At the homeless shelter.

What can I do to make my life seem appealing? Because when girls ask me what I do all day,

it's really embarrassing because I can't think of anything interesting to say. I just stay at home. I play games. Touch. I play with my peepee.

What do you think would sound cool? Maybe I could say I

I am making a birdhouse.

I am working on making a DIY

Box. I think if you tell girls you don't do anything, it's like you're telling them you're mentally ill, because only someone who's mentally ill just sits around all day not doing anything.

Normal people have stuff they enjoy doing and want to do, don't they?

What am I gonna say?

Most people say they work,

they were busy at work.

What am I working on?

Working on trying to get unbanned from fucking Tinder.

Spent all day learning about

stuff like how to reset IP addresses and device bans and how the Tinder algorithm works. Can't say that. I sound like I'm so desperate to meet women.

I'm working on my crochet. I'm working on my knitting.

What if I don't get unbanned? I don't know,

I'm gonna have to try a different app,

but they all seem pretty rubbish, the other ones. I don't want to waste money by signing up to gold member and then they just flood me with a load of bots.

What is the alternative to Tinder then?

Yeah, I tried a VPN. And they instantly shadow ban you. I tried a— I tried NordVPN and ExpressVPN. I also tried an Android emulator and it instantly shadow banned me and it put my location in Washington. So I started seeing all these Americans. I thought, wait a minute, why am I in America?

So even if it wasn't shadow banned, I don't want to be in America to do Tinder.

No, I'm banned on Bumble as well. I don't know why.

Badoo— I've got Badoo, but I get no matches on it.

Is Badoo actually legitimate or is it a scam? Oh, this girl's quite cute.

38. Where does she live?

Ah, she's a nurse. For some reason, I don't like women that work in healthcare because I feel insecure about it. I feel like, oh, a nurse is never gonna want to date me, and they're probably gonna be full of disease when they come home.

If they're a nurse, it means they're highly educated and driven. Why would someone highly educated and driven want to be with me.

Plenty of Fish. I got banned on there too. It's all owned by Tinder. The company for Tinder owns all these apps.

I got banned on Plenty of Fish and I never even messaged anyone.

Banned on OkCupid as well.

Banned on everything.

Best solution I've come up with so far is I can make a new Tinder account, but it gets banned after about 40 hours. So if I can match and exchange contact details with girls within 40 hours before I get banned, I might have a chance. It's just I've got to do the timing right. Because you only get

about 30 likes and then you gotta wait 12 hours until it resets. So if I make the new account in the afternoon, I let the algorithm give me the boosted matches as a new member. So by the time it's evening, I might have 5 or 6, and then I start swiping. To get my matches, I might swipe

on my matches, and then I start chatting to them.

I'm kind of messed up today because I signed up my new Tinder at 3 PM, did all my swiping, which I shouldn't have done. Now I'll wait 12 hours,

which was 10 hours ago.

There's entire subreddits of people discussing how to get unbanned.

Yeah, people also recommend jailbreaking because apparently Tinder can track your device ID that is baked into the hardware, and the only way to change that device ID is by jailbreaking or

rooting your Android phone as It just looks so confusing.

I need an easy way to get a new device. Getting the phone number is easy because it's just like $2 to get a verification code. I can't keep buying a new phone though. Every time I want to try making an account.

Facebook dating, is that a thing? How do you do Facebook dating?

Get a new face. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna try next. Next time I get banned, I'm gonna try and make a new one, because if I get banned again, that means that changing devices didn't make any difference,

not using my Wi-Fi didn't make any difference.

And having a real SIM card opposed to having like a virtual number didn't make any difference.

So my next experiment, I want to see if changing my face makes any difference.

If they still ban me after I change my face as well, then I have no idea how they're finding out it's me.

How are they finding me? Is it because I'm making the account from the same location?

Maybe it's my location that's screwing me up. I need to go somewhere to make the account.

Go to Maidstone and make it.

I feel like a fugitive.

Yeah, I can get a phone for like $70, $100, but I'm not— I don't want to spend $70 or $100 every time to make a new account.

It's just, problem is, even if I change my face and I don't get banned, but then what's the point? Because it's not me.

I could try and explain to them, by the way, this is not my picture, this is what I actually look like. As if any girl is gonna be okay with that. They'll feel like they've been scammed.

How do I get money? Because I make YouTube videos

and I get sponsors and I do OnlyFans.

Oh,

maybe

I'll go back on HelloTalk. That's how I found Tomoko. I can't believe I got sex from HelloTalk of all places.

What sponsors do I get? If you watch my videos, you would know, wouldn't you?

Idiot.

But money's not really the problem right now. Problem is, how am I gonna meet people

now that I'm boring? Too boring for my viewers.

How am I gonna meet people?

I can't live my life like this. This is just crazy.

It's like confined imprisonment.

Maybe I should go to like some kind of concert, do something wild. Maybe there's some kind of metal band concert.

What about Powerwolf, my favorite band?

Powerwolf Tour 2022.

Oh wow, they're coming to London, really?

I love

Powerwolf. November 2022, that's ages away.

June 2022, KISS and Iron Maiden.

Can you imagine me going to a music festival? I think I'd hate it, or maybe I would like it. I don't know.

E-ticket,

£360. What? I didn't know music concerts are so expensive.

3-night camping,

£512. Weekend 3-night camping.

Imagine you go to a music concert camping, meet up with a— hook up with a hot festival hippie girl.

I don't really like Iron Maiden.

Some of them are okay, like Fear of the Dark's okay. I just don't really like the singer's voice.

I want to have sex in a tent in a field, sweaty and smelly. Sounds hot. Get drunk, wake up in a tent, sweaty and Smelly with a naked hairy girl.

Delicious.

Where's Donington Park?

I could vlog it as well.

Maybe that would be interesting.

Castle Donington, June.

Korn, KISS, Iron Maiden, Rise Against, Deftones. I don't like any of these bands.

Powerwolf, Funeral for a Friend. I remember them.

God, there's so many bands. I don't like any of them apart from Powerwolf.

Lacuna Coil, they're still around.

Wargasm. I like that name.

I feel sad My Chemical Romance just quit doing music. Lame.

Real bands, no matter how old they get, they still carry on musicking. Like Queen, even Freddie Mercury died, they still do music. Why did My Chemical Romance just break up?

Then now he's boring, just does comic stuff. What a geek. Why would you— wouldn't you rather be a rock star than like a comic artist? It just seems kind of lame.

No, I've never been to a festival. It looks scary, full of alpha males and sexy tattooed girls that wouldn't even look at me.

I wouldn't mind like a

nerdy emo girl. If even with a tattoo who's into metal, that could be nice for a girlfriend.

Nerdy goth girl maybe

who has glasses, plays Elden Ring.

It's not that I like the tattoos,

but I feel like girls with tattoos are sluttier. I mean, they are more open-minded,

they're more free.

I'll get a fake tattoo so I fit in with the crowd. Get a fake one just for the festival.

Do you think people ever get girlfriends at music stuff?

Can you, can you get girlfriend at music festivals.

How do you get girls at a concert? Number 1, pick the right show. Number 2, drink. Number 3, choose your ground. Number 4, make her notice you. Number 5, introduce yourself. Don't be too forward. Okay, great advice.

What if getting laid was as easy as just showing up and being seen?

Imagine if you realized it was that easy, and then you realize you've wasted your whole life hiding in a room.

God, that's scary. That's almost as scary as having the guts to do it.

I don't know which one's more scary—

doing it, or doing it and then realizing what you've been missing out on because you were too scared.

I wasted my life.

Oh, I can't believe I wasted my life.

But maybe I saved my life. All those people who died at concerts getting stampeded. At least I didn't die.

Will I ever go back to Japan? If they opened, I'd go straight away. What is the point staying here?

It's not really complicated. The trick is you just got to get exposure somehow,

like joining a class or having housemates and then socializing with them.

Or being famous on YouTube, that helps. I can't believe my fame has completely gone. That's just crazy.

How it can all just disappear one day.

Last year I only had 4 girls interested in meeting, and one had a boyfriend— no, 2 had boyfriends actually,

and the other 2 only wanted to be friends.

No other girls in Scotland message me.

Not even one.

Can't believe it.

Abort.

I wonder how much a ticket to Korea is.

Osaka.

Seoul.

Japanese friend I had has cancer. I see him writing it on his feed all the time. It's a bit depressing, isn't it? He just writes all these really personal vlog— I mean, blogs about his cancer treatment and how he's suicidal. So depressing.

Maybe that's why we kind of clicked.

She's also like a fellow depressed, miserable person. Oh wow, tickets to Korea are really cheap. £500, one stop in Poland. Polish Airlines. Wow.

600. Lufthansa. No more Aeroflot. They had the cheapest tickets.

But hotels are so expensive in Seoul now.

It's like £2,000 for one month in like an apartment place.

Soul,

from May 1st until May 31st.

I think it's— I want a kitchen.

Maybe I'd stay at a guest house,

but then I can't get hookers.

Not that I would.

Sought by cheapest.

Happy House,

£400. It looks so depressing. It's like a tiny little box, a shower next to the bed.

I don't want to live like that.

I want a kitchen and a sofa.

Oh, I don't want to go to guest house.

Everything's so difficult. If you get a hotel, then you're trapped in the hotel and you can't meet people.

But then if you stay at a guest house, you can meet people, but then it's not comfortable.

The worst thing is when you go to a guest house and you can't make any friends, and then you just become that weirdo who sits on his own every day and doesn't talk.

How long until I got my likes reset?

Oh, 1 hour and 58 minutes. It's gonna be 3 AM.

I messed up this one.

I need to get them matches so I can start chatting to them before I get banned again.

Fuck, Bumble banned me.

Already? Jesus Christ, that wasn't even half a day. How are they banning me?

Bumble is a lot better at banning than Tinder is.

How the fuck did they ban me?

Got a new phone, a new number.

I'm not on my Wi-Fi.

Jesus

Christ, that banning thing is so good.

Oh my God, why is the whole world against me?

I can't believe this.

The only thing I had was dating apps.

I just— I never thought It'll be so difficult to get back on if you got banned.

Yeah, they fucking banned me.

Fucking Bumble.

My Tinder's not banned yet.

Uh, I don't even know why I got banned on Bumble. I know I got banned on Tinder, but Bumble, I honestly didn't do anything weird.

Did I? I'm pretty sure I wasn't rude to anyone.

Facial recognition. Yeah, it must be somehow that they know it's me.

Location and name. Really? But I just put Daniel. There's like millions of Daniels.

Shit, what am I gonna do?

How many dates I get from Bumble?

I got

I think I got 2 in Manchester, that 6-foot-tall woman and that other Manchester girl. And then I got one in Scotland, that Hong Kong girl.

It's only 3 dates. It's not like I was—

I never even got any sex off Bumble anyway.

Is it really a big loss?

It doesn't help.

Ah, shit. What am I gonna do?

I didn't do anything wrong. I don't get it. What did I do that was bad on Bumble?

The worst thing I did was I ghosted that black girl

after we arranged to meet up, and I never messaged her.

Is that enough to get you banned?

Can't believe they banned me so quickly.

I thought I was pretty safe.

I'm gonna Google,

does Bumble have face recognition? Admission photos

banned.

This one's interesting. Tinder definitely uses facial recognition. I was discussing with my friend last night About his experience being banned from Tinder. He had an old account with a different phone and decided to create a new account with a different age but used the same pics cropped in a bit. He got banned in three days.

Three days is longer than I can last. I can last a day and a half before I get banned on Tinder.

His— he's a Russian computer coder and cybersecurity guy, so very techie. His opinion is that Tinder runs periodic facial recognition scans of their entire database, and this picks up on accounts that are recognized with the same pics and same face. It's not about metadata, it's about the AI's ability to facially recognize people very accurately right now. In

his opinion, Tinder runs these periodically because the computer power required to run these database scans is very high. I can only assume Bumble and Hinge do this too, but less frequently because it's expensive,

and that's why you can get away with a new account for longer. No, I got banned on Bumble way quicker than I got banned on Tinder.

In my own experience with creating new accounts, if you've been picked up by facial recognition, then Tinder is the quickest, followed by Bumble, finally Hinge. His advice is cloak your pics. What does that mean?

New IP, new number, but the real key here is facial recognition software is very powerful and And Tinder will easily find you unless you have obscured your face or cloaked it with fork-style software. What's that? What's a fork-style software?

So what, I gotta do this when I take the picture?

When do I get banned?

I definitely got banned around 4 PM a couple days ago, and then the other ban was when I woke up in the morning.

So when would the next time they do the face scan thing? Because I definitely got banned on Tinder and Hinge at the same time.

An actual confirmed ex-Tinder employee says Tinder does not use use facial recognition. Yeah, well, he would say that, wouldn't he?

To get around Tinder ban, you need to use photos that hide your face. Sunglasses, shitty pixels, mask.

Maybe I can do this, holding up a glass like that.

Do you think that'll work? Like this.

I've gotta try that next time I get banned.

Am I banned yet? I've got 2 hours until I get my new likes.

I'm still not banned.

It should last about— it should last at least 24 hours before I get banned.

Yeah, next time I might put that picture where I'm wearing the mask because I've tried everything and I still get banned, so it must be my face.

If I still get banned even with my face hidden, that's crazy. How would they know? I'm gonna change my name as well to like Marco,

Marquidius Apodius V, Edward V.

This is like Dark Souls level of difficulty. Difficulty. They think they can beat me?

I play Elden Ring. I'm going to try every single tactic I can think of. I'm going to let a stupid algorithm beat me? Nothing gets in the way of me and sex.

Going to spend all day long researching. Ban me from Tinder. The fuck do they think they are?

Does Tinder facial scan your pics?

Because when I tried using my old picks, they definitely instant banned me, so they definitely know.

Why are they so fucking strict? I don't get it.

It's just a bloody dating app.

Next they're gonna want your fingerprint and your ID and stuff so you can't ever make a new account.

Tinder banned new account facial scan recognition.

Can Tinder recognize pictures?

Tinder has licensed Amazon's AWS image recognition software to facilitate their Top Picks feature and improve their matching algorithm, at least in theory. This has empowered Tinder to prevent users from resetting their accounts. Even if you use all new phone numbers, IP, social accounts, and pictures, they'll catch you by identifying you in your new pictures.

Shit,

then this new account's gonna get banned too. What if I change my pictures quickly now?

If that's the case, then it doesn't matter how many phones and numbers I get.

Fuck.

Amazon. AWS is an image recognition software that recognizes what is happening in a picture to sort and filter your gallery automatically. Tinder is using this software to get a clue of what you are doing in your pictures.

Oh,

what if I change my pictures now?

Because according to that other post, they do like a periodic scan at set times.

Why do I get bad?

No, you can't get back on if you've done something as bad as I did.

What if when I make a new account, I put my Instagram in the profile? Do you think girls would look up my Instagram if they matched, if they swiped right on me?

Instead of waiting for me to swipe back.

What did I do that's so bad? I thought I was shadow banned, so I changed my profile picture to my penis,

but I didn't think that would get me banned on every single dating app.

And then I thought I could easily just make a new Tinder by getting a different phone number like I did before, but it seems like they've really upped the software technology since last time.

Face recognition tracking is a thing on Tinder. I've been testing with different variations to understand this thoroughly. Here's what I found out. All the resets I have done involved a brand new sim, accounts created on a browser private mode, new email. I do EXIF metadata process on my pictures on each reset. I use different bio in each

reset. A couple months ago, I took decent new photos and created a profile with them. Pretty decent success with more than usual likes. Likes and matches.

When I used the same photo, same name, same city, I got worse results.

Get to the point.

I don't know what the point was. He didn't say he got banned.

What if I take a photo of my side profile like that? Surely they can't recognize my face from the side because my side profile definitely looks different to my front profile, doesn't it?

Because then, you know, it's actually me that the girls are seeing, not like a Photoshop face.

Yeah, I might do that now. Fuck, I'm gonna get banned again.

Oh shit.

It's too dark.

How about that? Oh, it's rubbish. It's blurry.

Is that a good picture?

Oh, what if I take a picture of my webcam stream?

My sideburn looks weird.

Oh, what if I flip my hair over like that?

Is that a good picture?

Stupid sideburn.

But then the girls who matched me are gonna see my new picture and they'll be like, what the fuck's this? I didn't match this.

Beautiful.

I look all hunched over though.

I don't know.

What about this?

What if the Tinder facial thing can recognize your eyes?

Do you think they could recognize that?

Fucking algorithms.

Elon Musk was right, our lives are gonna be dictated by stupid algorithms.

What if it can like recognize my fingers?

I do the Leafy thing. Remember Leafy used to do this all the time with his nose?

The only thing so weird is the side of my head. Picture the side of

my head.

How about without glasses? Oh yeah,

maybe I look different. Oh, my hair of my eye.

But I got these massive dents on my nose from the glasses. My nose looks huge without my glasses.

Ugh, these pictures suck.

Mm, this camera is so bad. Got pimple as well.

Ah, fuck.

Um, what

about this one?

Yes, fine. Do you think the facial thing can recognize my profile

just from seeing the front of my face?

Like a Japanese girl laugh.

Maybe I can do this, like, so I'm thinking.

But now it looks like I'm ugly and I'm trying to hide my face.

Yes, good. Okay, I'm gonna change my pictures now because I got 7 matches.

I'm going to put, put the one with the beer glass

and then the side pic.

Get rid of the first ones. God, I'm so scared. I'm gonna get banned and then my heart's gonna sink and then I'm gonna be depressed.

It looks like a criminal police shot.

Mugshot. This one's quite good. I look quite charming.

Fucking algorithm, think they can beat me?

I'm a human being. I can't be outsmarted by a stupid

AI. I don't think the hair and the glasses would really make a difference because facial recognition technology, don't they identify stuff like your jaw and your nose and your mouth shape?

I never thought facial recognition technology would end up fucking me in this way.

Shit,

what's the plan?

So if my account survives the night Maybe before I start messaging people, I change my pictures back to one that doesn't look like I'm trying to hide how ugly I am.

I don't know if I should change my bio because I always put the similar, similar kind of things. Like I put I'm interested in Japan, I like anime.

Don't know if they catch that.

I've got 7 matches. I'm gonna lose them.

This one's definitely my match. I can see it because, you know, when they show your matches and they blur it out, you can still make out what it looks like. Oh, this is one of my matches.

Lisa, 29, lives in London.

She looks quite nice.

Ah, she doesn't have an Instagram. If they link their Instagram, I can message them on Instagram, say, hey, we matched on Tinder.

How did Ice Poseidon do a livestream of him on Tinder and not get banned? And he was showing everyone's faces as well.

1 hour and 20 minutes until I get new likes.

I wouldn't mind paying for it, but I'm scared. That they'll know it's me from my payment details.

My stomach hurts.

I need to fart. I had Indian food for dinner.

Oh.

If I link a different card to my Google account and use that to pay for it, would they know what card is linked to the Google account?

Or if I add PayPal as a payment on my Google account, And then use Google to pay for it.

It's too risky. I don't want to risk it.

I'll try it on my next one. How am I going to do the next one?

I might try a different browser with incognito tab.

I wonder if they would know it's me.

The problem is, even if I pay someone else who lives in a different part of the world to make me an account, if they use my pictures, even if it's a new picture and this facial recognition thing is real, then even if they make an account for me, they're gonna get banned.

Should we stay up until 3?

It says 1 hour and 20 minutes.

I really need to get my matches and then start the process of talking to them so I can quickly ask they can add me on Instagram or something.

Yeah, it's free to use, but you get a limited amount of likes, and then to get more likes, you gotta pay to get unlimited likes. And I would pay, it's just I don't want to pay and then get banned.

I wonder if Chihiro's on Tinder.

What if I pretend to be Chihiro on Tinder and I get her banned? Maybe that's how I got banned. Someone was pretending to be me. I shouldn't give people ideas. Is it really that easy to get people banned? Because all you have to do is pretend to be them, then upload a dick pic that you googled, and

then you'll get banned, and then Tinder will put that person on high alert for banning.

Apparently there's people who complain that their exes got them banned and their exes are stalking them.

Use Instagram. How'd you get girls on Instagram? And they never reply when I message them.

Chihiro had her friends on Tinder looking for me. When I got back to Japan after my dad died, I was on Tinder, as you can imagine, before I got back with Chihiro. And her friend found me and she started chatting to me and she was saying stuff like, can I come over tonight? And I was saying, yes,

come now. And then she suddenly started saying, don't you think it's kind of mean to Chihiro? If you don't tell her, then I'm gonna tell her. And I was like, oh shit, how many of Chihiro's friends is spying on me?

And then Chihiro warned me, she said, better not be on Tinder because my friends will tell me if they find you.

Scary.

1 hour 20.

I said, okay, I'll tell her, but then I never did, and Then I unmatched her friend.

Sucker.

Got you good.

No no no

no no no no.

But isn't there a law that says that Tinder has to delete users' information after 3 months? Maybe I should wait 3 months. Before making more accounts.

Clearview AI predicts 100 billion photos will give it worldwide facial recognition. Oh my God,

this facial recognition software is such a load of bollocks.

I hate it.

Cloak your photos with this AI privacy tool.

It's a full facial recognition. What if I do like a silly face?

Like, yeah, I could try Japanese dating apps.

But I'm not in Japan yet.

Oh, so this is what they meant by the forks thing. The solution is a tool named Forks. It was created by scientists at a university named after Guy Fawkes. Forks uses artificial intelligence to subtly and almost imperceptibly alter your photos in order to trick facial— ooh, an AI to trick the AI!

Software makes subtle changes to your photos so any algorithm scanning those images sees you as a different person. Running forks on your photos is like adding an invisible mask to your selfies.

Interesting. Oh, my stomach hurts. Oh.

It's like it's blowing up like a balloon. Where's this gas going? Oh, imagine your stomach just exploded like a balloon.

I

think it's all the beer gas.

How to beat the Elden Beast? I already cheesed the Elden Beast. I bugged it somehow. You know, you get that summon, the 5 skeletons with the shields? I used that and they somehow managed to stunlock the Elden Beast, and it was just like stuck. It was trying to move, but it kept spasming out, and I was just

whacking it. Until it died and it didn't even do anything. It's kind of lame actually.

I will try this Fork software tomorrow then. Sounds good. Wow, I'm excited. Next time I get banned— okay, so new tactics.

If I get banned again, I'm gonna try out this forks software. I need

to— forks cloaking software. Forks.

Oh,

excited! This might solve all my problems in life.

Wait, I need to

I have returned.

I need to change my pillowcase. It's

yellow. I haven't changed my pillow— maybe that's why I keep getting pimples on my face here.

I haven't changed my pillowcase in a month.

Okay, back to hacking Tinder,

see if I'm still not banned.

Okay,

1

hour 7 minutes.

I think we're safe for now. 'Cause usually I can survive at least 24 hours before getting banned.

Okay, let's look at this. Forks image cloaking for past— damn, my screen's so damn bright.

I hate it. Why? Stop putting white on your website.

Fawkes cloaking download.

What does it do? How does it change it? They, they look the same.

All this machine learning AI stuff is scary,

isn't it? Scary. It's like The Matrix. They're gonna take over the world.

I feel like the world is just going to get worse as this AI technology gets better.

Just seems bad.

There's going to be no more anonymity.

You can't hide anymore.

Fawkes poisons models that try to learn what you look like by putting hidden changes into your photos, using them as Trojan horses. What? How does it do that?

Makes tiny pixel-level changes that are invisible to the human eye. In a process we call image cloaking. You can use these cloaked photos as you normally would.

The difference is that when someone tries to use these photos to build facial recognition,

cloaked images will teach the model a highly distorted version of what makes you look like you.

Oh, I should Google, does Forks cloaking work Tinderban?

Do I have a sleep schedule? I usually sleep around now, but I'm excited to see my new match, so I'll stay up an hour extra.

Elton John sang about you. Did he? Does he know who I am? Is he my fan? Does he watch my videos?

So this person says

What? He got a used phone from a friend, put a new prepaid SIM, created a new email and Apple ID, screenshot my old Tinder photos, then cloaked them with forks.

My photos. I got my photos onto my Tinder phone, realized forks makes me look angrier. Really?

I wonder if he's still unbanned.

Forks makes you look angrier. That's pretty forked.

I need more information.

Is someone banning the spammer?

Maybe if I put slow mode on.

I think they are being banned.

Where is it? Slow mode. Put it on 10 seconds. Okay,

put slow mode on now.

Oh yeah, you can buy shares in Match.

Well, the stock has dropped like all the other ones by like 60% from all-time highs.

Global leader in dating services, owns OkCupid, Tinder, Plenty of Fish.

I like the sense of community it has, all these people coming together to try and figure out how to get back on Tinder.

So next time I make an account

I'll try using this software on my pictures and then see if that makes my account last longer, but I feel like the geolocation of my house is giving it away.

How long?

I have to go to town to make a new account.

55 minutes. We got 55 minutes. Spoof your GPS location. How?

I think if you don't allow the location tracking, then you— they won't let you use Tinder.

Would I eat a quarter cup of natto every day? Yeah, of course. If I could get a supermodel girlfriend,

eat it for every meal.

What else could I do?

I could go all the way to Maidstone. Use the free Wi-Fi there,

but I don't know how to get around the device ban because I'm running out of devices now.

How can I get around the device ban? I'm gonna have to look up how to jailbreak my iPad. I don't use the iPad, so I don't really care if I mess it up. Maybe if I learn how to jailbreak the iPad, then I can keep resetting the device ID. Then I'll have an infinite amount of attempts.

Because I can't keep buying phones.

I managed to make 2 Tinder accounts on this computer. I made one on Edge and then I used Chrome for the second one, but then when I tried Firefox for the third one, I got instant banned.

Da da da da da da.

No, no, no, no. So far my goal is to stay unbanned for 2 days. I can get to about 1 day and a half, and then I think that's when they do the server-wide facial scan, and then I get banned again.

Did I try Brave browser? No, but someone recommended Brave and DuckDuckGoGo, but they didn't seem like they're browsers, they're just search engines.

What else? Apparently factory resetting the device doesn't change the device ID. Oh, so annoying. Oh, this— I hate it. Life was so much easier when I wasn't banned.

Harsh comment from Cludge. No, it's a stupid comment because loads of stuff has changed. Since 2017. It's just you don't know because you don't know me enough to notice it.

What was that?

My surroundings are the same, yeah, but I'm like a completely different person since then.

Ah, 50 minutes to go. I want to get my matches on.

I'm tired.

Why is this best cam thing still here? How do they keep coming back? After they get banned.

What's next? I don't know.

I need to find a way to meet people if I can't get around this Tinder thing.

That's the main problem now, is I can't get— can't get back on Tinder.

I think I can do it if,

if the account lasts a day. That should be enough time, but I can't get in this situation where I'm waiting 12 hours.

I should have saved my likes until after I got matches.

Let's— I need to match them because they're gonna be asleep now.

I'm probably gonna be banned by the time— fuck, wasted a phone number now.

Hmm,

why did I make it so light?

The longest I had it, my last account, I think I made it around 10 PM and then it lasted until the next day 10 PM, but then when I woke up the next day it was banned.

What if there's someone that looks like me who also gets banned because the algorithm thinks it's

me. Algorithm finds possible banned photos and actual person checks.

If they're actual people checking, then it's going to be really tough.