Face REVEAL

Testing,

testing.

Testing,

testing.

Hmm, sounds quite good actually.

Um, let me try this

microphone.

Oh no, it's all tangled up.

Stupid thing.

Okay, I'll try this one. Give me a sec.

Hello,

hello, testing,

testing.

Okay, which one sounds better?

Do you think

this one sounds better?

The first one? You must be joking.

Which one sounds better? Test, take 3.

Do you think

this one sounds better? The first one?

Must be joking.

Which one sounds better? Test, take 3. I

think this one sounds better.

Hmm, but then I have to clip it in like

The pimple's bad. It was way worse a

few days ago. It was like a massive red,

massive red lump. It doesn't look too bad

today. I can't believe it's been like 12

days. And I still got this stupid one

here, and I got one here, and then I got

another one here. Oh, how am I supposed to

make any videos? Been waiting

almost 2 weeks now for my

skin to clear up,

and then I just keep getting more and

Am I using face filters now? No.

There's no face filters on Streamlabs.

Waiting almost 2 weeks now for my

skin to clear up,

and then I just keep getting more and

more. Do you think this microphone sounds

okay? I think it sounds good.

But the problem is that the face filters

don't help because my phone's got a face

filter and I tried it and

the face filter is not strong enough.

The face filter is not powerful enough to

get rid of the massive big red lump.

So my best solution was to, um,

to pixelate my face. I thought it was

pretty funny. I thought it was quite a

I don't know why my skin's so bad. I think

it's just because I'm very sad and lonely

these days. See, being sad and lonely,

it's not fun.

That's why it's so annoying people keep

saying Oh, you should be happy on your

own.

Yeah, well, I'm not.

Where can I move this?

I untangled this a few weeks ago, now it's

tangled up again.

It just keeps tangling itself up all the

time. So annoying.

I, I think This last week, the last 7

days, has been pretty bad for me.

I just felt so depressed the whole time,

and it obviously shows on my face, the

What?

Wait a minute.

Lol, the Streamlabs settings are reset.

That means I could put boobs on the screen

again.

LMAO. I don't know how loud the donation

is because I can't hear anything because

my microphone's plugged in.

Is it loud?

It's really quiet. How loud the donation

is because I can't hear anything. Okay,

try again.

Lol, the Streamlabs settings are reset.

That means I could put boobs on the screen

again. LMAO.

Is that

loud enough? Hello, the Streamlabs

settings are reset. That means I could put

boobs on the screen again. LMAO. No,

don't put boobs on my screen. So I don't

want to have to take this stream down.

I'm going to leave it up.

Um, yeah, it's so much better streaming on

a laptop compared to the phone.

Everything's so much more responsive,

even the donations just— they play

straight away, there's no lag.

I kept having that weird problem on my

phone when I tried accepting a donation

and then it just wouldn't play. That

doesn't happen computer.

What else can I do? I got this second

webcam as well I could plug in, but it

makes my head look really big, so I don't

It's just— it looks bad.

Wait, I set up the scenes earlier.

This one, video capture device.

It's just really fisheye. It looks bad.

I mean, this, this camera looks good.

It's like normal, normal camera angle.

And then this one is just— plus it makes

my pimples look really red as well.

I don't want to show my face with this

one. What can I do with this?

This was not good. It's not a good webcam.

I don't like it. I was thinking I could

use it if I do cooking.

I can point it at the table like this.

Didn't really think this through. How am I

going to do cooking? Like this. I can put

this over here.

Stupid mic. I need to untangle this at

some point.

Put it over here.

I'm not sure where to put it.

Put it there. You can see the view.

I think the built-in webcam on the laptop

is good enough. It's just really bad when

it gets dark. You'll see later

when, when it gets dark. The webcam is

just unusable without any sunlight.

If I manage to talk to Chihiro— I haven't

talked to her since May. She's completely

disappeared. I wonder what happened to

her. Maybe she found a boyfriend.

Probably.

But my new video is doing really well.

People still only care about my marriage,

I guess. I should have realized the only

thing people cared about was the bloody

marriage. And not anything else. Should

have stayed married if I knew that. Well,

I did know it. It's just girls and

relationships, all they care about.

Problem is I can't get any girls and I

can't get any relationships right now.

Yeah, she's still— I see she's still

hearting people's comments. On her videos

even though she hasn't uploaded in like 2

months. She's still active, hearting

stuff. Your channel was dying when you

were still married. Yeah, that's what I

thought. That's what I felt like at the

time. But Jesus,

my channel— if I thought my channel was

dying back then, look at it now. I don't

even get 10k views in a day now. Even my

biggest clickbait won't even get 10K views

in a day. Some videos don't even get 10K

views ever now.

Back then when I was in Korea and slightly

before Korea, I would get like 15K views

in the first 15 hours. I was checking my

old screenshots and my

videos were getting like 15K, 14K in the

first 20 hours.

So I've got some ideas that would get

views if Chihiro's up for it. I don't know

if she'd be up for it. So I could get her

to make a why I don't want to get back

with my ex-husband. That would get views,

won't it? I don't know if she's up for it.

And then I could do a why I hate my

ex-wife. Or I could do, my ex-wife blocked

me. There's so much you could do with

clickbait. I would happily pay her to

make that. That's all the people care

about. Just give them what they want.

But I don't know how she feels about it.

Maybe she just wants to move on

and not get involved with it anymore. I

don't know, I think it'd be funny. It's

the only way to get views.

I don't know what would have happened if I

stayed in Japan. I feel like people would

have gone bored anyway if there were no

fights. If there were still more fights

and I was like storming out during

lockdown or whatever How long

would it go on for, constantly fighting,

before she'd want to get divorced anyway?

I will get back into my old ways. I've

been trying too hard to try and improve as

a person because of what happened with

Mila. Well, that didn't really help

anything, did it? Not a single girl

reached out to me going, oh, I see you've

changed. Your content's not so bad

anymore. Can I be your girlfriend? Like,

nothing happened apart from the channel

dying. So what was the point?

I tried cleaning up the channel, lost Mila

anyway.

So feel like I

might as well try and get back into like

being a massive dickhead like I used to

Maybe it's too late. Maybe it won't be

enough anyway. I don't know.

I really feel like Mila fucked everything

up.

That was— I had fun making videos back in

the day. It was fun thinking, how can I be

a massive dickhead in my next video?

So my options are either try and be a nice

good guy and then the channel dies, or try

and try my hardest to be a massive twat.

Then at least I'll get some extra views,

maybe.

Don't know.

I miss 2019 Daniel when he just didn't

give a fuck.

The shy, cute Asian boy persona works

pretty well. Yeah, I guess so.

But the pissing everyone off tactic works

quite well as well. You talk about the

same thing every stream. Well, you say the

same comment every stream, so you're one

to talk, aren't you? Every time I stream,

you always comment make the same comment.

Uh, I don't really know what else to talk

about really. Well, good news about

OnlyFans. They said they're reversing the

porn ban. Which is

unexpected. They made a tweet which I

would not be able to show because

apparently on Twitter you're allowed to

post porn, and all the replies

are just like people promoting their

OnlyFans, putting videos of their naked

bum on it. It says,

thank you to everyone for making your

voices heard. We have We have secured

assurances necessary to support our

diverse creator community and have

suspended the planned October policy

change. Well,

how are they going to do the payment stuff

then? What happened to Visa and Mastercard

ditching them, putting pressure? What

happened? I guess they found a way

to keep everyone happy.

Good thing I didn't announce anything,

did I? I didn't announce to my OnlyFans

people that it's the end. I didn't

lose any fans. I made an account on Fansly

just in case, but I never promoted it or

linked it anywhere.

Interesting to see what they do. I made so

much money on OnlyFans this month. I made

like $1,300 in August just from OnlyFans.

I got like 150 fans now thanks to

all of that OnlyFans promotion,

so that's nice.

Hopefully they find out a solution.

That's one crisis averted for now.

So other good news is I did— I got some

really good trades today. I got a 25% gain

on DraftKings, so that's like $500.

Sold it. And, um,

yeah, market's doing well,

so it seems like I'm doing pretty good for

money for now.

What do we do now? I don't

know, it feels weird streaming like this.

I kind of miss streaming on my phone,

actually.

1,300 after the cut.

Your phone's microphone sounds way better.

Let me check.

Phone's mic sounds way better.

Hmm, it sounds okay. What if I unplug it

and use the laptop's mic?

Okay, what does it sound like now? Does it

sound better or worse?

A lot worse? Let me

Okay, what does it sound like now? Does it

sound better?

Worse? Yeah, it's a lot worse.

Wait, let me untangle this first.

एक आठ एक छः एक आठ एक छः एक आठ सात दो दो

सात दो सात दो दो आठ दो सात दो सात दो आठ दो

दो छः दो आठ आठ दो दो छः दो सात एक Okay,

how does it sound now? Better or worse?

Yeah, it should sound better now. I don't

like wearing this microphone. It's

annoying. I need to get a stand— stand-up

microphone like my old one where I just

put it on the table.

Or maybe, maybe I can clip

this onto a stand, put it onto my Huel

thing. If I put it on my Huel flask like

What does it sound like now?

Can you hear me?

Yeah, it should sound the same as when

it's clipped on. I just don't like it

attached to To my shop.

Oh, I need to go to pee.

It feels weird now streaming like this.

It's been such a long time since I showed

Uh, maybe I need No,

that's too high up.

Oh, I can put it on my tripod.

It's just funny how much I changed since

2019. I used to be so cheeky. With the

videos. Like the whole SD card stuff, my

wife suing me and all that drama. I feel

like there's no way I would have done that

now. If it was happening now, I'd be all

worried, what would happen if I made this

into videos? Back then, I just didn't give

a fuck about anything. It was crazy. The

whole Miida experience did something to

What happens now OnlyFans has changed

terms? Well, I can carry on doing OnlyFans

now, which is great. Don't have to

move to a different website, carry on

putting stuff up my bum.

Oh, I don't like this GIF thing. Why? I

can't get rid of it. TTS sounds really

good. Any chance the British lass could

come back? GIFs, I don't know if it's

The whole SD card wife suing me thing was

so funny. It was such great content as

well.

Okay, so I need to make dinner. How do I

do it? Like this.

Well,

there's not much to make because I've just

got to reheat pasta and cook some bacon.

Voilà,

bacon and celery.

Still got my beer from last stream.

Oh wow, it's still fizzy. This foil thing

really works.

So I cook the bacon and then I've got

pasta.

Should have brought my vape, then I'd have

something to suck on.

Do you think I should get a new mic, or do

you think this one's good enough?

It's falling off.

You have a sticker under your mug.

It's just the price tag.

Rode Wireless. Can you get a wireless mic

for the stream? That would be really cool.

Then I could like walk over there and then

still talk. But I could do this here

because it's really long. The wire is

really long. Look, I can go over here.

You can still hear me.

Hello, I'm over here now.

I look 10 times older with facial hair.

Can you see the facial hair? Yeah,

I haven't shaved in a few days now.

2 days no shaving is what it looks like.

At least if I had facial hair, I could

hide the pimples. I can't even— I can't

even grow enough facial hair to hide the

pimples. I only get it here on

my chin, and then I get a bit of a

Bluetooth headset. Yeah, because then it

would have the— I could hear the sounds

and it would have a mic attached to it,

but then I've got to have this big bulky

thing on my head messing up my hair.

I'd look like a telephone customer

salesperson.

You see all the comments I get on my new

video? You can see it, how I baited all

the haters back in. It's all saying stuff

like, oh, it's your fault, you deserved

it. Those people

only watch my, like, trainwreck videos so

they can insult me. They don't watch my

It's always the same people. I got like

500 comments already. There's probably

more comments from all the people I

banned. I've got like 200 people banned.

I bet you anything they tried to comment,

but the people who leave the negative

comments, they always watch the same kind

of videos, like the ones about my ex-wife

or the dating stuff.

It's not really hard to bait them. You

just got to have like a clickbait title

about my ex-wife. I bet you anything I

could get them all to come back if I had

my next video with something like, she

blocked me. My ex-wife rejected me.

How could she? I can't believe it. I told

her I changed and I promised not to do it

again, but she still said no.

That's all I'd have to do. It'll be so

easy.

What's JCJ? Haters from

Discord.

Milk your ex-wife for views.

Milk her. I didn't

want to because I didn't want to get the

attention of like Bloody Casey will start

making videos too, won't he? But I'm at

this point where I kind of don't give a

fuck anymore. My channel's so dead and I'm

so bored, I just kind of feel like

stirring the pot a little bit. Maybe

they'll just completely ignore me.

I'm just so bored, I want a little bit of

drama again. I thought I

didn't want any drama because it was

stressful when I had drama, but now I'm

just so bored out my mind.

I just feel like, I don't know,

something would be better than nothing.

Japan circle jerk. Oh yeah, they used to

talk a bit about me when I was in Japan.

I saw one person commented on a video

saying, would you get back with Daniel?

And she said, not at all, 2 weeks ago.

I can use that in a thumbnail.

I'm not sure which direction would be

better. It's too bright that way.

Maybe this way.

This apartment— the thing I don't like

about this apartment is it's so damn

bright during the day.

And there's no curtains. Sometimes I just

want a bit of darkness.

You really had to blur that out. Well, it

was much worse yesterday when I made it.

It's a bit better today, but it's still

pretty bad. This one here was huge.

It was like a massive mountain of pus,

and then there were about 5 little pimples

all in one,

and it took like 10 days to to finally

like dry out, but it still is like a big

lump of redness. It was so bad.

I never had one so bad before.

Now I've got these other ones around my

mouth. It's not herpes.

People are saying it's herpes now. I don't

know why. It's just a pimple. What is the

difference between a pimple and herpes

anyway?

I've always had pimples around my mouth.

It's not herpes unless I got

herpes like 10 years ago.

I think it's because I don't wash my face.

Sometimes I don't have a shower for 4

days. And I don't wash my face. I'm gonna

start washing my face again. I need to get

some kind of face scrub thing.

Because I scratch, I scrape my face

with my fingernail and there's all this

dead skin comes out. So all of that is

just on my face every day and then it gets

stuck in the pores and probably makes a

So I need to start washing my face again,

I think.

Also, I should have showers more regularly

again.

I just got really lazy, became a slob.

One thing I always prided myself on was

that I wasn't a slob. I always showered,

always made my hair look

always kept clean. Now I just got so lazy

to the point that I go 4 or 5 days without

washing because I feel like, what's the

point? I'm not meeting anyone, not going

anywhere.

I feel like I became such a degenerate.

Oh, I'm getting drunk, getting drunk just

off that little tiny bit of beer.

Wow, this beer's— you sound like you might

be depressed. Yeah, I'm damn depressed

right now. Every day is exactly the same.

I don't see anyone. I don't have anyone to

meet. I can't get a girlfriend. I can't

even get any dates. I don't even feel

like going on dates really because it just

feels like a waste of time. I just— I

have— I feel like I have no interest in

English girls. I go on to Japan Tinder

and I chat to Japanese women and I feel

like They're so nice to talk to and I

wish I could meet them. And then I'm in

England and I meet— I match English girls

and I just feel like, oh, I can't be

fucked. I'm not even that attracted to

You would feel less depressed if you

showered. There are scientific studies on

it, look it up. You would also feel

cleaner and more motivated potentially,

and the apartment would smell less gross

if a girl came Feel

less depressed if you showered.

Yeah, I think if I put more effort into

not being a slob and taking care of my

appearance, it would make me feel better

about myself.

Because after 5 days not showering, I look

in the mirror and I think, damn, I look

like utter shit. Hair's all full

of grease.

There's just nothing exciting about

English women. I feel no

excitement when I talk to them. When I

chat to Japanese women, I'm like, oh, I

love you, you're so cute, I want to move

in with you and go shopping and go to

Saizeriya and be like a cute couple. I

chat to English women and I'm just like,

oh my God, so boring.

I can't even see myself in a relationship

with an English person.

It's just really weird. I mean, I feel

like I'd want to have sex with an English

girl because there's a lot of hot ones,

but I just,

I feel nothing for them.

I don't get it. It's not like a looks

thing. I think it's more like a

personality thing.

It's just Japanese women, so feminine and

It's really weird. I just feel zero

motivation to even try dating in England.

Plus, I'd have a really

low success rate.

I wish I brought my vape. Maybe I'll buy

another one. It's nice to have things to

fiddle with.

I have like 2 different kinds of

nightmares now. I still get nightmares

about Mila. It's always about her

rejecting me. And now I'm getting

nightmares about Chihiro. I had this

really weird dream last night where I was

tracking her down in a park. And I had her

phone. I was tracking her phone's GPS on a

map, and I was like trying to find her in

a park, and then I found her.

Well, I don't know if I found her. I

thought I found her. She's wearing

that pink blouse thing she wears.

Or another dream is I'm, I'm tracking her

down using the Find My Phone thing, and

then I find her, but she's like holding

hands with another guy, and I'm like, oh

fuck.

Put this

one over here, maybe. Maybe over here.

It's too far away. It's just gonna

This webcam's rubbish.

Oh.

Am I cooking healthily? No, I've got bacon

cooking in the oven for my pasta.

I've been eating the same pasta for the

last 3 days. It's quite,

quite long-lasting.

I feel

drunk now.

How long have I been cooking, like?

Well, I can do this.

I can't see

the chat very well because the screen's so

far away now.

Oh, I've got a donation. Be the next

OnlyUseMeBlade. Didn't he rape someone?

Drink more and start crying. Lol, you

would be like the next OnlyUseMeBlade. He

was rich, you know. He got girls too

despite being an alcoholic.

Imagine putting a towel like

Mr. Bean.

Oh, I hope my sister doesn't tell me if

Mimo dies. I feel like I can't handle more

sadness. I'm kind

of worried one day my sister's gonna

message me saying Mimo died.

Do you like this camera angle?

Hmm, I don't know if this is a better way

of streaming, to be honest. I feel like it

was easier using the phone.

No, I'm not letting people say the I-N-C

word. Twitch doesn't like those words.

Twitch are very progressive. They don't

like The S-I-M-P word. They don't

like the B-E-T-A word.

They probably don't like the I-N-C-E-L

word either. Who heard

about Dr Disrespect? He's gonna sue Twitch

apparently.

Twitch made him lose millions in revenues.

Mm,

wow, it's pretty good pasta with

the bacon.

See, bacon makes everything taste much

better.

Bacon and beer, 2 things hard

to get in Malaysia.

What did I do today? Today I

just traded stocks,

not much else.

Trading's been pretty rubbish for me too.

So I've been trying to short the NASDAQ,

and the NASDAQ keeps going higher and

higher and higher. So now I've got like

$4,000 trying to short the NASDAQ, and

it's just not going down.

People on YouTube said Chihiro's seen with

another guy. Well, they kept saying that

about Mila as well, didn't they? When I

was constantly going on and on about Mila,

they kept saying Mila's got a new

boyfriend. They're just stupid kids who

think they're funny. So if I ever keep

going on, on about an ex, the stupid

trolls will always go, oh, XXX has a new

boyfriend now.

I've seen them do it on Ice Poseidon

streams. It's exactly the same kind of

people. They always say, oh,

Kim's getting piped by a new man. Kim's

got a new guy already. Kim's with a black

man now. It's like the same stupid toilet

humor.

Unfortunately, I attracted some of the

same people that watch Ice Poseidon.

It's so funny that everyone's so eager to

ignore the fact she cheated as well on her

ex-husband. So if you think about it,

maybe I'm karma for her because she

cheated on her first husband. Now she's

getting karma from me.

So maybe I'm gonna get cheated on next

relationship for my karma.

But if a woman cheats, all these stupid

SJW people would be like, oh, she probably

had a good reason to cheat. Yeah, when a

woman does it, it's fine, but when a man

does it, oh, he's The next Hitler.

Now everyone's always defending Chihiro

and saying I'm a terrible person. Same

thing with Tomoko.

But then that just made Chihiro get more

angry because she thought— she felt like I

was trying to get people to hate her,

which kind of makes sense.

It's just annoying, you know, when you're

constantly getting attacked and then

the other person is like put on a

If I'm going down, I'm bringing her down

with me.

No, I'm not. I should not say anything

more.

It just got to this point where It was so

sad because it was just like me trying to

bring her down so I get attacked less,

and then she retaliating by saying

something bad about me to get people to

hate me more. And then we're just like

trying to get the viewers to hate the

other person more than they hate us.

It was really weird.

She's got

so toxic.

Is the stress giving me spots?

Probably.

I have been pretty stressed recently.

I hate stupid spots. It's the number

one thing I hate about myself.

They take such a long time to go away as

well. They take like a week or 2 to heal.

Might go back to my phone in a minute.

I just feel like this is a very

uncomfortable way to stream.

Oh no, dropped the microphone.

I don't like streaming like this.

Would I recommend Huel? Yeah, it's fine.

Just get vanilla, don't get the other

flavors because they're always bad. I got

strawberry and cream flavor and it's

horrible.

Seisha is the worst mod ever and needs to

be demodded. Seisha is

the worst mod. What did he do?

I miss streaming on my phone. I'm gonna

switch back to my phone.

But I've got an idea so you can still see

me. Let me think.

I can just film the screen of the laptop,

can't I? Okay, give me 10

seconds. I'm switching back to my phone.

I don't like streaming like this. Make me