Unboxing My New $2500 GAMING LAPTOP -D

Hello, hello.

Wow, it's very windy today.

You can hear the wind blowing outside.

So I finally caved and decided to buy

myself a very expensive toy. Ah, I thought

I wasn't gonna buy one.

But then, I don't know, I thought,

why not? You only live once.

What's the point of forcing myself not to

So I got a very nice laptop. Hopefully

it's good. Not broken in the box,

and hopefully it does what I want it to

do. Uh,

I also got some Birra, my favorite.

Finally went to get beer. Look how big the

beer cans are here. Look at that, it's

massive. It's like twice The

size of the beers of can I had in Japan.

I don't know if that's normal here, but

I'm sure there weren't smaller beer cans

at the shop. It's huge!

Look at that. So I got Stella Artois.

I don't know if that's a good one. I think

I've had it before. Oh no.

Wait, I got confused with San Miguel. I

usually get San Miguel, don't I?

I think I've had Stella Artois before. Is

it Artois or Artois? I don't know.

So yeah, I got beer finally.

I don't want to drink the whole thing

though. I can't believe it's— hold up. Is

that my hair? Why is it so big though?

Who drinks a whole can like this?

Is this 1 pint?

Crazy. I don't think I'd drink all of it.

I'd drink half and then I'd put the other

half in the fridge maybe. It just seems

like a lot of beer to have at once.

Well, I guess English people drink a lot,

don't they? And I've got my favorite

pork puffs with cider vinegar.

These are the best pork scratchings in the

Okay, where should we do the unboxing? So

I've got some extras that I got with the

laptop, like I got a mouse, I got a mouse

pad, and a webcam.

Um, which one should I do the unboxing

first?

I don't have a mic because I want to see

if my plug-in mic works. Remember, I've

got this mic that I use in my videos.

I think it should work on a laptop as

well. If not, I'll have to buy a

mic as well because then I can stream on

Yeah, we can do lots of things with the

laptop. Maybe I'll do Minecraft again.

Maybe we can recreate the Japanese

apartment that I lived in when I was

married. That'd be fun. Feeling very

nostalgic. I was watching my videos when I

was in Japan, then I just started crying.

Uh, life is just so boring now compared to

when I was in Japan. I just—

I can't quite put my finger on why.

But then when I was in Japan, I felt the

same as I was feeling now, which was

feeling bored and trapped. Now I feel

bored and trapped here too.

Everywhere I go, I feel bored and trapped.

Why? Now I feel even

more bored and trapped now because I can't

even travel. Otherwise I'll just go to

some other country.

At least if I was in Japan, then I

wouldn't be all alone, would I? And then

at least I'd have stuff to do apart from

sitting in an apartment all day long.

Play some games. Well, that's why I got

the laptop, so I can play games, do

streaming.

It's funny, on the surface people might

think I'm the most free person ever, and

then on the inside I feel like the most

bored and trapped person in the world.

The things are exciting in the beginning,

and then after they settle down it gets

scary and you start thinking, oh no, my

rest of my life is going to be like this.

And then you start feeling bored and

trapped again.

Why don't I buy a PS5? Because then I have

to buy a TV, and I can't

do Streamlabs on PS5, and then I can't

play PC games on it.

I wish I didn't leave Japan, to be honest.

I just— I can't really think of any good

things right now that

make me feel like, oh, I made such a good

decision leaving Japan.

It was so hard getting a visa, and then I

just cut it into pieces. Now what do I do?

I guess I could get a cultural visa that

could last 2 years.

Depends. Can't do anything now, can I? I

read that Japan is— well,

they're going to allow Japanese people to

travel outbound. So if you're a Japanese

person and you've got 2 doses of the

vaccine Japan's gonna let you travel to

select countries, but they're still not

letting other people travel to Japan. So a

lot of countries are not agreeing to this

because they think it's not fair,

but there are a bunch of countries that

are going to accept Japanese tourists.

Now I need to get a Japanese woman who

wants to come and travel and meet me.

Hmm, where can I find that?

Unfortunately, England is not on the list.

I think Germany, Greece, a bunch of

European countries are on the list. I

don't know when this is going to be

approved of, maybe soon.

I'm just really desperate to get back to

Japan. There's nothing wrong with England,

it's just so boring. What the hell do you

do in England? Manchester is a fine city

and everything, but my God, it just

feels really boring. And I just can't get

a girlfriend yet. There's no excitement.

There's just something different about

Japan. That just felt exciting. I feel

zero excitement here. It's just, you know,

it's England. It's all right, I guess.

Go to the pub, mix with the locals.

Yeah, my life would probably be so much

better if I just— if I was able to do

that. Can you imagine how much more fun

life would be if you're just that kind of

person? Friendly, mixing,

talking to people, not saying no to

I don't know, I just don't click well with

English girls.

And then they find my channel and then

they don't want to meet anymore.

Feel a bit doomed, to be honest.

Doomed, doomed and trapped.

I heard Thailand

is reopening in later this year.

I don't know, I just want to go somewhere.

This is so heavy.

Okay, so specs for my laptop. I got

a 17-inch Razer Blade RTX

3060. Very nice.

Maybe it's not the latest because I think

latest is like the RTX 3080. Or 3090,

but I don't need that. I needed a 17-inch

because I had a 15-inch MSI gaming laptop

before and it was just way too small.

Remember, I got that after coming back

from Germany or going to Germany, and then

I was just kind of disappointed at the

size of the 15-inch thing. I thought I had

a 15-inch before, but when I actually had

a 17-inch And, um, after you've had a

17-inch, you can't really go back down to

a 15-inch.

When's this stupid pandemic gonna finish?

Getting sick and tired of it.

The problem is when I looked for a 17-inch

laptop, the only other cheaper

one was this Dell G7 laptop,

and that was about £1,400.

And I don't know, Dell just has a bad

reputation. I remember Dell laptops back

when my dad was alive And he had a laptop,

and back then Dell

was like the most well-known for laptops,

but they always looked so ugly and stupid

and rubbish, and they were always crashing

and breaking down. So I don't know if

they've changed since then, but I've got a

bad image of Dell in my mind. I think

of gaming laptops, I think of MSI and

Razer. And Alienware, but Alienware is way

too expensive. Alienware was like $2,400

for similar specs, so I didn't want to

spend that much money. That'll be over

$3,000. So I decided to get

this because, you know, it's Razer Blade,

the most famous gamer laptop.

Okay, let me put it over to the table.

Let's unbox it on the table.

So stressful getting it— getting Amazon

deliveries here. I didn't understand if he

would ring my doorbell or if he would just

come in and then hand all the parcels to

the reception. Well, if I had to go down

and get it, I don't know. I was pacing up

and down for like 2 hours waiting for it

to come, and then I walked out

to go into the elevator and there was a

girl also there. I guess she lives on the

same floor. I think she said hi to me. It

just sounded like, huh, huh. I ignored

her, which now I feel really bad.

I should have said hello back. I didn't

know if she was saying hi to me or if she

was just making like a noise. She— I

didn't look at her face, but her body

looked quite cute and attractive, and she

had blonde hair. Very awkward.

I don't know if I'm supposed to say hello

to the people here. It's not like a guest

house, is it? But then there's kind of

like a guest house feeling because people

here do say hello to each other. I just

feel weird saying hello to a stranger.

Maybe she's single. Maybe I can track down

which room she's in. Maybe I should stop

saying weird stuff or I'll get kicked out.

And then I went down, I accepted the

parcel, but they didn't hand me the second

parcel, so I had to go down again to get

it from reception. Then I had to go to

Aldi. Let's do shopping.

I feel very awkward about saying hello,

so whenever I say hello, I feel really

nervous, so my voice does like a voice

crack and I'm like, hello,

hello. Oh, my voice just sounds really

timid and high, like, hello.

And then I feel really stupid. Why can't I

just say hello in like a manly voice?

Oh, even saying hello is a struggle.

Oh, explosive battery. Hopefully my

address is not on the box. I think

we're fine. I took the address off the

front of the box. Remember when I got the

gaming laptop in Japan? Uh, we went to

that store and then I chose this 15-inch

laptop and then we went to Seiseria for

food And then whilst we were at Syseria,

I was like, oh no, I don't know if 15-inch

is big enough. And then we went back to

the shop after Syseria to return it so I

could get a bigger one. I'm such a pain in

the ass, aren't I? What happened to that

17-inch M1? Oh yeah, I think Chihiro

sold it along with my iPad 2016

version.

So this is my 3rd gaming laptop in about 3

years. Jesus.

Well, it's a big update from the MSI

17-inch. That MSI gaming laptop was a GTX

1060.

This is an RTX 3060.

I could mine Bitcoin. No, don't you need

like 7 graphics cards to mine Bitcoin?

Also, I located the— I

located where the annoying music is coming

from. It's from my neighbor. I put my ear

up against the wall and I could literally

hear him talking. Didn't realize.

So every time you hear boom boom from the

bass, it's my Bloody neighbor. So I don't

know if he can hear me when I'm talking.

Why do I always end up living next to

people who love playing really loud music?

I don't get it. Every single place I, I

lived in, apart from in Japan— in

Rotterdam, noisy people. Here, noisy

people.

Why can't I just live next to some nice

quiet people? Why does everyone have to

play stupid music with a stupid massive

speaker? Why can't you just get

I think it's brand new, this laptop, so

maybe I should be careful with the

Yeah, it's brand new.

Well, I got brand new products, not

secondhand rubbish.

I do feel like having the beer now

actually, because I'm very parched.

I just— well, the good thing is he turned

it off around 11 o'clock, so he's

respectful of the time. It's just kind of

annoying when it's like 1 o'clock in the

afternoon And then you just suddenly hear

boom boom boom for hours, and then the

bass vibrates through my skull. I can feel

it in my chest. I hate bass.

So how do people get so inconsiderate?

Yeah, I might have a bit of the beer. I

feel like I deserve A beer after all

this waiting, putting it off, whining

about not wanting to show my ID.

Oh wow, that's good beer.

Okay, I think I found my favorite beer.

Ah, I don't like Foster's. It tastes too

watery. I don't like Budweiser, or my

San Miguel wasn't great either. It had

this weird aftertaste. This one's quite

Okay, put it away now,

otherwise I'll accidentally knock it over.

Okay, let's do the unboxing.

Oh, look at that smooth slicing.

I'll try not to burp too much unless

you like the burping.

Wait, let me check something.

Yes,

very good news.

Oh, it's falling.

Sometimes, you know, you just have to be

patient and good things come. Quite

literally. Oh,

it's getting good!

Take another sip.

I wanted to get one of those wireless

charging mouse pads, but they said I had

to wait until Tuesday to get it. I didn't

I want it now. I don't think a wireless

charging mouse pad is that important

because usually a mouse would last all day

unless you're playing like 12 hours

straight. I don't think I play 12

hours straight. I just plug it in

overnight. But the wireless charging mouse

pad is like £80, so it's a bit expensive.

And I got this Logitech wireless mouse.

It's a very simple looking one, very

different to my previous gaming mouses

which had all the fancy buttons and the

gaming design. It's like my 3rd gaming

mouse now. Hopefully it's good. I didn't

really like my previous ones because the

scroll wheel was very clickety-clackety.

You know what else I can do with this? I

can make— well, I can do streaming on

Twitch and then just react to stuff and

then clip it, like my Simon and Martina

video, which is my highest viewed video of

the whole year. Basically, I want to do

more of that and just edit my streams into

videos. Oh, thank you, Just Entourage.

Graphics card, I got RTX 3060.

Which I think is very good.

Good for Rainbow Six. Ooh, look at this

bubble packaging thing.

Oh, look at that power brick. It's heavier

than the Switch.

What's this?

Oh, it's the, um, power thing.

That's a funny package.

Well,

it's a 17-inch laptop, so yeah, it's a bit

expensive. If I— if it was a 15-inch

version, it would only be about £1,200 or

£1,100. But you have to pay premium for

that extra 2 inches of screen

size. But 17-inch is just so much better

than 15. I don't know how you game on a

15-inch screen. 15-inch is tiny.

Wow, look at that power brick. That's

chunky. God,

this is gonna kill my back when I go

traveling. Well, looks like traveling is

not even going to return back to normal

until next year. Boris Johnson, our

beloved leader, said don't expect travel

to return back to normal until at least

next year. And then people say even next

year it's not going to go back to normal.

Are you kidding me? Oh,

this is the moment.

Wow, very strange bubbling.

Didn't I already have a gaming laptop?

Yeah, but my bloody ex-wife sold

both of them whilst I was gone.

The Forest Stewardship Council promotes

environmentally appropriate, socially

beneficial Blah blah blah.

Designed by Razer in California.

Whoa, it's so heavy! Jesus, that's a

nice box. Whoa, that's a

very nice box. You can

just tell from the box it's a premium

device.

I have more beer.

Wow.

If you can't leave your apartment, why get

a laptop? Because eventually I'm going to

leave. I'm not going to live here forever

unless I find a hot girlfriend who lives

in Manchester.

Wow, they go

on and on and on about the bloody

environment over here. Who cares? I just

want to play games. As if I chose this

laptop because I care about the

environment. Whoa,

wow. Oh, that's heavy. Jesus Christ,

that, that is heavy.

Damn, this is not gonna be nice to travel

Wow.

Why is it so heavy? I'm just— I swear it's

heavier than the MSI. I don't remember.

Okay, so what's in here? I got

Well, that's it. That's all you get in the

box. Well, what else do you want?

Um, I don't know if I'm going to set it up

on the stream, so I don't want to

accidentally dox my location or dox

my Wi-Fi number, and then that's kind of

boring anyway.

So I'll probably set it up off stream and

then do a Twitch stream maybe

tomorrow. It's just I got a pimple again.

I don't really want to show my face. Oh,

I got a pimple in the exact same location

where I had it before, right above my lip.

Who cares? I care. It just looks bad, and

then haters gonna screenshot it to make me

Be very careful,

very careful.

One there.

Jesus, it's so heavy. I can't believe how

heavy this is.

I can't even— I can barely carry this with

Oh, oh, oh, someone Google how

heavy this is. It must be like 4 kg.

It's metal. What? That's why it

is metal. Jesus, the MSI one was made out

of plastic. Oh my God, this is not good

for my back sack. I mean my ball. I mean

my rucksack. This is gonna break my

shoulders. Damn, this is nice though.

Oh wow, oh wow,

that's a big screen.

That's really big compared— going from the

Switch Lite, which I've been gaming on for

the past few weeks, been playing

Assassin's Creed 3 all day,

going from that tiny 6-inch screen to

this— Jesus, this is big. Oh, look at that

keyboard. Oh, look at the little speakers

on the side. Oh, it looks like a MacBook.

Oh, look at that trackpad! That trackpad's

huge. Damn, the whole thing's

made of metal. Oh my

God, it weighs a ton. Jesus,

not exactly the most travel-friendly

thing.

Well, it doesn't Seem like we'll be doing

any traveling soon, does it?

That is a nice looking laptop, I have to

say. Daniel is here.

Haha. Don't know how comfortable it's

going to be for gaming.

Thanks to all my viewers and OnlyFans

members for helping me pay for this.

Couldn't have done it without my lovely

YouTube viewers.

So it's a 10th generation i7-10875H

processor, 8 cores,

GTX 3060, 6GB version

should be a bit better than my GTX 1060.

I mean, come on, I was using GTX 1060 for

like 7,

6 years.

I think I was due, due an

upgrade. Although they do

have a new, a latest Blazer— Razer Blade,

the Razer Blade 14 with a Ryzen AMD

processor, which is supposedly way better

than Intel's. Got better cooling and

battery and stuff, but they've only got

the 14-inch. I don't want a 14-inch,

that's too small. And I don't know when

they're going to release a 17-inch Ryzen

version. It could be ages. I need one now.

Intel. Intel's getting left in the dust,

aren't they? Getting wrecked by the

M1 chip, getting wrecked by AMD.

Come on, Intel. These speakers should be

nice though. How do you turn it on?

Oh, there's a button here.

There's probably no battery. I need to

What do you mean I picked the worst

performing model?

Well, yeah, because, because the better

performing models are like £2,500 or

£3,000. I'm not spending that much money.

I want the base model. Base model is good

enough for what I want to do.

Why buy a laptop for £2,500?

So I can have something to do whilst I

wait for Japan to reopen, so I can do

Streamlabs streaming.

Um, what else can I do? I don't know,

I thought it'd be a good investment for

killing time.

No, you can't get Ryzen in a 17-inch,

not from what I saw. It was only 14-inch.

Yeah, I don't know, it's not turning on.

Maybe I got scammed.

Maybe I need to plug it in.

Hmm, yeah, maybe I could have gotten the

14-inch and then bought an extra big

curved monitor for an extra £400, but then

that's extra money being spent.

And then what do I do with the monitor

when I leave? I'm not going to take the

monitor when I make my triumphant return

to Japan.

How was— where's the on button then?

What's this sticker? Do I take the sticker

off? No, I don't want like this sticky

thing on, the glue left over.

How'd you turn it on?

There's no on button.

Fine, I'll plug it into the stupid

charger.

Imagine I spill beer all over it and break

Damn, that's nice, the way you can just

move the screen without the whole thing

moving.

I love how square and flat it is. It

doesn't have like that gamer look. Like

MSI laptops always have that gamer,

gamer aesthetic. Where'd you

plug in the charging brick?

No,

see here, that's USB.

I don't know where to plug it in.

No, it doesn't fit in any of those holes.

Bet people are gonna start saying, oh,

Daniel, you're wasting his dad's

inheritance money on a laptop.

Oh, it goes here.

Daniel wasting his dead dad's money.

Still not turning on.

Where's the on button? Fuck's sake.

Oh no, it's falling.

Excuse me.

Oh, it just turned on and

then turned off again.

It is this button. Oh, it's on!

Oh my God, oh my God,

the power brick fell off the table!

Stupid thing. Oh wow, this is

nice. Oh wow, oh wow,

oh wow.

Damn, this is the nicest laptop I've ever

had.

Problem with the thin body design like

this, it will probably get very, very hot

and probably be a bit noisy because it

has that slim profile, unlike Those bulky

laptops. The bulky laptops might

make less noise, I don't know, but in my

experience, laptops always make a lot of

noise. My MSI gaming laptop used to sound

like a bloody vacuum cleaner.

Take the stickers off. Okay.

Oh damn, Razer has a very nice

design. It's very MacBook-esque, very

simple, and I like how square and

unified everything looks.

It looks really nice compared to the MSI

gaming laptop. MSI gaming laptop had like

all stupid shaped keys and like a bar at

the top with all these stupid weird

wedge-shaped keys trying to be all edgy

and cool.

Sounds loud. Yeah, it's just starting up,

it's just loud already. Imagine when I'm

playing games.

Oh yeah, it doesn't have the number key on

the side, which doesn't matter because I

never use it anyway. Thin laptops

always loud. Ah, did I make a bad choice

then?

People say, oh, it doesn't matter if it's

loud because you're probably going to be

using headphones anyway. No, I never use

headphones. I hate using headphones.

Well, that's just a trade-off, you know.

I don't think there's any gaming laptop

out there that's not loud.

Even my PC at home was a bit loud.

Yeah, why is it taking so long?

Get a Mac. Macs can't play a lot of games.

MacBook Air It's fanless, isn't it?

I was tempted to get a MacBook Air because

it made— it's supposed to make no sound

because it's got no fans. It's kind of

like an iPad has no fans in it. The M1

chip is supposed to be so good,

but can I use Streamlabs on MacBook

Air? Can I play Rainbow Six on a MacBook

Air? I don't think so.

It's a

bit loud. Okay,

what language Japanese,

since I'm fluent in Nihongo.

Remember when I set all my computers to

Japanese because I was so fluent?

I don't know if I should show this because

it might dox me.

Oh, it's a bit loud. I mean, I'm not even—

oh my God, I'm Cortana. And I'm here to

help. A little sign in here, a touch of

Wi-Fi there, and we'll have a PC ready.

Shut up. I hate Cortana.

Who actually uses Cortana?

Why do they name it Cortana after Halo?

It's kind of cringe. Live in the

I'm scared it's gonna show my Wi-Fi.

Yeah, there's my Wi-Fi. Good thing I

didn't show it.

Um,

is that my Wi-Fi? Wait, I need to get my

Wi-Fi password. Oh, I feel drunk now.

Where's my Wi-Fi password?

I should stop drinking that beer. I feel

like I'm getting drunk.

Okay, I found my Wi-Fi password.

F— wait, is it this one?

9211. Do I do 5 GHz or 2.4 GHz?

5. More is better. Uh,

how do you put in a stupid password?

FPP S26Z4Z.

See if I got internet.

Not connected. What?

Oh, connected. Yes, fiber optic.

Yeah, I know I said I wasn't going to get

a laptop, but I'm just so freaking bored,

and the Switch Lite is not really doing it

Oh, I got a scam phone call from some

number. It was really weird because

I think it was 10 minutes after I got the

laptop— after 10 minutes after I ordered

the laptop, I got a phone call from this

random number, and then I Googled the

number And everyone was saying in the

comments, this is a scam. They're

pretending to be Amazon after you ordered

a high-value item and they'll ask for your

login details. So I blocked the number,

but then I started thinking, how did this

scam number know that I just bought a

high-value item? That was really creepy.

How would they know?

But in the Google results, everyone was

saying it was a scam number. That's kind

of strange, because if, if I didn't Google

it and find out it's a scam number and

they phoned me saying, hello, we noticed

you just purchased a high-value item, we

need to confirm that it's you. Please tell

us your login details. I would have

believed it because I'd be thinking,

okay, they must be Amazon if they know

that I just ordered it.

But then Amazon says, we'll never ask for

your login details over the phone. And why

would they have to phone me to check? So I

just ignored the phone call.

Oh, what if Amazon runs like scam secret

scam companies that

they pretend to have nothing to do with.

The company is the scammer, but I bought

it from the Amazon Marketplace, not some

third party.

No, I never answer the phone unless I know

who's phoning me, and I always Google the

phone number if I don't know who it is.

Otherwise I just never answer it.

See if this keyboard's any good. Oh, I

feel drunk. I should have some food.

Oh, I forgot my password. I didn't used to

have a Microsoft

password until I found Chihiro

sitting at my computer. Going through my

Facebook messages when I was having a

shower, and then I had to quickly add a

My ex-Korean girlfriend started messaging

me saying, did you know your ex-wife is

following me and messaging me? She's doing

FaceTime. Damn,

my pimple's getting so red.

Well, I moan about Mina. No, I'm kind of

over Mina now. I'm actually— now

I'm missing Chihiro again.

I watched Chihiro's new video. She was in

USJ. And she took screenshots from my USJ

video, which means she must have been

going through my videos and she was like

leaving little subtle references

to me in the video. Create a PIN instead

of using passwords. 1234.

Oh, it won't let me do 1, 2, 3, 4.

This keyboard's

really nice.

Use online speech recognition.

Okay, this trackpad's pretty good as well.

It's very big and smooth, like my bum.

Send diagnostic data. Oh my God,

there's so many things I have to accept.

Improve ink and typing.

Get tailored experiences.

Oh my God, how many?

Oh no, I feel drunk. Ah,

last time I got drunk, I burst into tears.

Damn, one can of beer gets me drunk.

Oh my God, I feel bad.

It's just, I, I think my life was way

better with Jairo because at least she let

me vlog stuff. Mira would just be like,

oh no, don't vlog, stop vlogging.

Stop being weird.

At least Chihiro just accepted my

weirdness and like went with it.

Uh, I don't want Microsoft 365.

Okay, I think it's finished setting up.

I just hope it doesn't show something that

I don't want people to see, like my

address or something.

Damn, this is loud. How loud is it

gonna get when I play games?

How can it get that loud just from booting

up?

Well, it's taking minutes to, um,

ah, that beer. Jesus Christ,

I shouldn't have drank the whole thing.

That's the problem when you have a whole

can of beer, you don't realize

you're drinking so much because you think,

oh, I've only drank half the beer, when

actually half the beer is a whole beer.

If you usually drink a half pint size.

Oh look,

nice razor.

I've got to download all my apps and my

programs and sign into everything. It's

going to be such a pain.

What do I think of the Steam Deck? I was

thinking of getting it, but I

just don't see the point of it. Why would

you get that instead of a laptop? And then

why would you get that instead— well, I

guess if you wanted a portable thing,

then just get a 14-inch gaming laptop.

Damn, it's loud. Where's the volume thing?

Why can't they have like a little scrolly

wheel thing that adjusts the volume?

Oh, I'm not getting a desktop because how

am I gonna move about with a desktop?

Why don't people understand that I need to

be able to pack everything into my bag and

get on an airplane at any given moment?

And I don't know how long I'm going to be

living here, so getting a desktop would

just be a burden.

Always people saying I should do something

that I'm not doing.

Damn, that's loud.

See if the gaming mouse is any good.

Oh, look at this mess.

Okay, this is the webcam. I got a

wide-angle webcam for live streaming.

It's from Berlin.

If I got a desktop, that means I'll never

be able to travel again, or I have to get

rid of the desktop. Imagine Japan reopens,

then what am I gonna do with the desktop?

I have to sell it or put it in the bin.

Can't take a desktop with me.

Oh look, I got a little tripod.

Oh, that's a nice little

tripod.

Laptop has a webcam, but I never liked

laptop webcams because they're so zoomed

in. I want a nice wide-angle webcam

because I love— I think every camera

should be a wide angle. Why would you not

want a wide angle? Look, this is a wide

angle lens. If it was not a wide angle,

it'd be like this zoomed in. It'd be so

zoomed in I could barely show you

anything. I like showing my surroundings.

Every camera should just be wide angle by

So I got this mouse,

the G703. It's quite

a simple-looking mouse, but I'm kind of

fed up with all these really

complex-looking gamer mouses.

So this is the webcam.

That's quite a big webcam, isn't it?

Am I gonna edit my videos on it? No,

my videos have like no editing. The only

editing my videos have is like the text

that says Cooking with Daniel and then

adding the music. Imagine me doing

actually actual video editing. That's

pretty funny.

Okay, so there's my webcam.

Looks pretty good.

What do you mean it's a waste of money?

This is gonna help. This is gonna give me

something to do for the next 6 months.

Plus it'll make my Twitch streams look

better and I can do some gaming streams.

Maybe I could do

gaming streams where I just complain about

how shit the game is and then put that

onto my second channel as a gaming review.

Gaming mouse.

What's this bit?

Oh,

that's quite a nice mouse.

Yeah, sometimes simple is always better.

Oh, it's a nice scrolling wheel as well.

It's a nice rubber Scroll wheel. It's not

like a metal clicky one. Yeah, that's the

thing I've never noticed until recently.

Sometimes simple is the best because I've

had these gaming mouses in the past. I

actually bought 2 new gaming mouses this

year alone and they were like very complex

looking gamer mouses and they

just didn't really feel very nice. This

one feels really nice.

Yeah, you don't need all that fancy stuff.

Yeah, it's quite a nice mouse.

Lightspeed.

Why did I get Intel CPU? Cuz I couldn't

find any 17-inch laptop that has a, uh,

an AMD CPU.

Oh wow, look, a big Logitech sticker.

Oh, it broke.

Oh, look at this mess.

Uh, I don't feel good. Oh, that beer was

too much beer. Oh no,

what should I do?

This is why I hate alcohol. I like the

taste of beer, I hate the way it makes me

feel. I feel so tipsy

now.

Drink water. I remember when I met that

girl last month and she put

vodka in my Coca-Cola. I felt so bad.

I didn't think it would hit me so hard,

so I kept drinking it.

It's not a GTX 1650, it's an RTX

3060. The hell are you talking about?

Oh, oh my God, I drank way too much

beer too quickly without any food.

Oh, should I make the food now? Fuck,

I said I was not gonna drink that much

ever again and I just did.

Yeah, I think I drank the whole can. I

better make, make the food. I think it's

dinner time anyway. Yeah, it's 7 o'clock.

I swear in the past I could drink more

without feeling like this. Do you just

handle drink worse as you get older?

I didn't used to be this bad.

But to be honest, I never had more than 2

of those half-can beers.

I don't usually have a big can like that.

That was a pretty big can.

I've got 99p pizza

and Mushrooms

and bacon. It should

be pretty good.

Drinking too much is the worst feeling in

the world, I swear. I thought drinking is

supposed to make you feel good. It makes

me feel so bad.

These mushrooms last quite a long time,

don't they?

How come people get addicted to alcohol

when alcohol just makes you feel bad? I

don't get it. See, I just don't understand

alcoholism. Some people get so addicted to

drink that they can't stop drinking.

They'll have like 10 whiskies a day. How?

Why? It doesn't feel good at all.

I get addicted to stuff when it feels

good, not when it feels bad.

It tastes good. Yeah, it does.

But then the feeling afterwards— oh, my

head is spinning.

It doesn't make me feel better or less

depressed. It usually actually just makes

me feel more depressed and

makes me cry.

Why don't I wash the mushroom? I don't

know, it doesn't really make any

difference. I think it looks the same.

Okay, that's a delicious pizzeria.

Mamma mia.

Oh no, I was gonna put this bacon in my

pasta. Wait, put the bacon back.

Put some of the bacon back because I got

pasta and I was just gonna make like a big

batch of bacon cream pasta.

I'll use some of the bacon.

Okay, that's enough.

Mushrooms are dirty. Oh, it'll be fine.

Why is the laptop making noises again?

Damn,

that laptop's noisy.

Whoa! Oh no!

A mushroom just fell off.

Okay, pizza on. Remind me in

15 minutes to check the pizza.

Oh, I made a mess.

I don't even know how to get rid of this

box. It's quite big. I have to chop it up

into pieces and put it in a bag.

Fuck off. Whoa,

okay, back to laptop.

Um, we need to— how do

I attach this to the computer now?

I think this goes into the laptop,

the receiver goes

in there. Where's the surround?

Oh, oh, my Corsair Gaming,

£23. Yes, baby!

Well, NASDAQ made a massive drop, then a

massive rebound. I made £25 on Corsair

Gaming. I bought 90 shares at $26.

Do you think I should sell? Come on,

$26 $26 for Corsair, that's way

undervalued. Corsair Gaming can go back to

$28. I'd make like £100.

What's this?

Um, I guess this is the charging cable.

Put that somewhere.

How do I turn that sound off?

How do I turn the volume down?

Um, yes, I bought this apartment

with my stock money. I made 100,000 on

AMC. I'm rich but

still can't get a girlfriend.

See if this mouse is any good for gaming.

Ah, feels quite nice. Are you sure this is

17-inch? It seems kind of small.

What's this for?

I think

I'm drunk. Wow, I hate

that noise. How do I turn that noise off?

I think I've got 40% off Xbox Gaming Pass.

Microsoft Flight Simulator,

Age of Empires.

And what games should I get first? I've

got Red Dead Redemption 2 that I bought

this year in the beginning, but I never

played it much. Maybe I should try and

finish it. I just got bored after a while.

I ended up just running around tying

people up and throwing them off cliffs,

and then I felt like, what's the point of

this game? I don't give a shit

about the characters. The main character

has like no personality. He's just this

gruff macho American man.

There's nothing relatable

or anything you can care about the main

character in Red Dead 2.

Um,

what else do I need? Oh shit,

it keeps doxxing my address.

Even when you go on Google, it, it has

your address at the bottom, doesn't it? I

went on to Google on one of my older

videos and it said my location at the

What time is it? 7:20. So check piece at

7:30, I think.

Yeah, how do I turn the sound down?

There's no volume thing. Is it F function

and then F11?

Oh wow, when you press function it changes

the lights.

Oh, there are little symbols I just can't

see them. They're very faint. Here, oh,

here it is. There you go.

Damn, I feel drunk.

Okay, so how do I set up this webcam?

Maybe I should plug it in. Hopefully it

makes me look sexy.

Bluetooth. This is quite a nice mouse pad.

This mouse pad only cost me £5. It's

better than that £85 wireless charging

mouse pad.

Um, guess I have to download Streamlabs

first.

Accept all the Taliban fighters

spotted in Kabul.

Kabul. Yeah, they keep going on and on

about the Taliban now. It's like it's

being— it's like being back in the 1990s.

Remember, people used to make Taliban

jokes? But why did Afghanistan

get upset? Because of the Taliban or

something, I don't know, some stupid joke.

Because the television's banned.

Now they're going on and on about it.

You see, it's just impossible

to invade and conquer a country these

days. If even the world's biggest

superpower can't even— how

many times they tried it in Vietnam,

failed. They tried in Korea,

failed. They tried in Afghanistan,

failed. Even the world's biggest

superpower can't even invade and then

conquer and control a tiny little country

that has less money than probably even

Bill Gates has.

I think it's kind of proof that the age of

invading people's countries and then

colonizing it, taking it over, you can't

really do it these days.

You got to have like a permanent presence

there. You got to be really dedicated to

it,

but it's happened Time after time

throughout history, to all of the

major superpowers— France, England,

Spain— all the colonies end up revolting

against them and then gaining

independence. When has any superpower been

able to, uh, remain in

control of a country and then stay in

control?

Not many.

Happened to Britain. The American colonies

rebelled, won their independence.

It's just guerrilla warfare usually ends

up winning over big armies on the field.

Look what happened in South Africa, the

Boer War. The Boers fighting against the

British Army in the 1800s. The British had

massive armies that just like marched

across in big regiments, and then the

Boers were like guerrilla fighters. They

just sniped them off. From the mountains

with their rifles. It was

one of Britain's most humiliating defeats.

Wait, no one's told me about the pizza.

Ah, worst kitchen assistants ever.

No, it's not burnt. Don't worry,

I gotta eat food before I get wasted too

much. Oh, maybe it's too late.

The alcohol is already in my bloodstream.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow,

wow, wow. I actually felt quite good today

because I finally had stuff to do. You

know, I felt so depressed recently because

I've got nothing to do and I just stay in

my apartment all day long doing nothing

apart from jerking off. Today I had a few

things to do, like accepting my laptop

delivery, and then I had to go to Aldi,

and then I had to rush home before the

market opened. I felt like I actually had

things to do today, and then it made me

realize maybe the key to fighting

depression is just keeping busy.

The problem when you get depressed is you

end up not wanting to do anything, so you

end up not doing anything. And then

because you're not doing anything, you

start feeling bored and depressed even

more. So you just start giving yourself

little tasks like, oh, today I'm gonna

make a special effort to go to this shop

to buy this little thing. I'm gonna do

this, you know, something to change up.

Daily routine. Getting a laptop is

something new and exciting for me.

Yeah, it's— I think that's why most

people are not depressed, is because most

people have jobs. And even though people

think having a job is horrible, actually I

think having a job is probably what keeps

most of the population from feeling

depressed. You see people win the lottery,

they end up getting depressed, don't they?

They've got so much money, they end up

buying all the stuff they want to buy,

and then they end up getting paranoid that

their friends are just trying to leech off

them. And then they end up with no friends

because all their friends are busy working

and they don't have any money to like do

fun stuff. So you end up all alone,

isolated, even as a millionaire.

I guess you need millionaire friends.

Getting a job is not about the money,

it's about so you

got something to do, so you're not just

sitting in your room jerking off all day

every day. Maybe I should get a job.

I feel so bored and worthless these days.

At least when I was married, I felt like

at least I'm kind of making my wife happy,

apart from the cheating stuff. But at

least, you know, I'm giving her company

and making her laugh sometimes and making

her feel like she has someone. At least I

felt like I was— I was— I

had some kind of role in life.

Now my life is just so boring and empty.

At least when my, my YouTube channel was

doing well, I felt like, oh, I'm

entertaining people and people like my

videos. Now I don't even feel that anymore

either. I just feel like everyone hates my

They don't even watch them.

Everything fell apart so badly after 2020.

Maybe getting a job would make me feel

happier. It's just, it's the kind of

happiness that requires work. To be put

in. And you know what I'm like, I don't

want to work for anything. I've kind

of wired my brain into thinking that work

equals bad, when actually

work probably is the path, is the key