[2022-02-09] Last day in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 [mrWe857LO5w]

I forgot

my laundry.

How do I get my laundry out? I forgot to

take it out.

My laundry. What?

Well, how do you open this?

Any tips?

Um, it says time remaining 2 minutes.

Unlatch. How? Nothing happens

when I squeeze.

Stupid thing.

It's been in there—

I put it in there at— I can't remember

now. Maybe 1 PM. 6 hours ago.

Oh, maybe this key button.

Oh, it opened! I don't know why.

Oh, it's all wet,

like soaking wet, not even— oh.

I think I have to do spin dry.

Drain and spin. Why didn't it do it

automatically? Drain and spin.

Is that the one?

My face.

It's

Um, I think drain and spin,

or is it drying?

Ah, I completely forgot I had that in

the washing.

Gotta keep an eye on the NASDAQ. I'm

shorting NASDAQ. So today I went shopping,

got some gifts for my dearly beloved

mother and myself. Look,

I got as many Scottish things as I

possibly could.

I spent £110 on Scottish

stuff. Look at all this stuff I got.

And I got haggis. I got Scotch whisky

haggis and traditional

haggis and venison haggis.

So I'm going to try one tonight, I think.

And I've got a beer brew just in case it's

disgusting and we need to wash it down.

Got a Stella Artois.

So I hope you enjoy spending the

last night in Scotland with me.

I got some whiskey, got Glengoyne,

18 years aged, just how I

Might try some whiskey.

What else I get?

Why is it not making a noise?

E11, what does that mean?

God, this washing machine's rubbish.

Drain and spin, rinse. Which one do I— why

does it say E11 now? It doesn't

do anything, it just says E11.

Oh, for God's sake.

Maybe I do rinse. I'm pretty

sure drain and spin should dry it.

Oh, it's moving.

Okay, I need

my clothes dry by tomorrow,

otherwise I can't bring a load of wet

stuff in my bag.

So I asked for the most Scottish-looking

bag. They're very friendly at the shop.

Scottish woman, she asked me where I was

from. I said tent.

Scottish man. This bag cost £5.

I'll show you the gifts I got in a minute.

Let me just get my other snacks, cuz I got

some chorizo thins and

porky puffs.

Have some snacks.

That shouldn't last too long if it's loud.

I'm a bit annoyed because I was supposed

to be on a date tonight. I had a date

planned, and then I asked her, so are we

still meeting tonight? And guess what she

says? She says, oh, I thought you weren't

interested anymore because you didn't say

anything, so I just stayed at home.

I don't get it. We said we're gonna meet

on Tuesday, today, at 6 PM,

and we started chatting maybe Sunday?

I can't remember now. A few days ago. So

am I supposed to keep saying to her, so

are we still meeting on Tuesday? Are we

still meeting on Tuesday? By the way, are

we still meeting on Tuesday? Do I have to

say that every single day up until

Tuesday? I don't get it. We agreed to meet

on Tuesday, then that just means, in my

mind, that means we're meeting on Tuesday.

So frustrating. Otherwise I'd be on a date

and she was really hot and

I can't stay because I already booked my

train to leave and now she's saying, can

we rearrange for the weekend? So I asked

her, I told her that I booked a train

and I'm gonna go stay somewhere else,

but do you think anything would happen

between us? Then I might change my mind.

She said she doesn't know. So, I don't

know. I'm not gonna gamble canceling my

train, and I can't get a refund.

I can't get a refund on the train because

I didn't choose the Flexi Pass, so I'd

lose the train ticket money if I decided

to stay just to try and see if she

wants to F. I don't No, she would.

So annoying. Why is the timing so bad all

the time? And why do girls want you to

keep trying, like, reassuring them that

you're still interested? If I said let's

meet Tuesday, it means I want to meet on

Tuesday. She said she just assumed

that I wasn't keen anymore because I

didn't say anything about it, because we

were chatting about other things like

anime and traveling.

So what was I supposed to say? Keep

bringing up Tuesday?

Oh well, this is a very disappointing end

to my time in Scotland. My very last date

that I had planned here ends up canceling

on me because she thinks I'm not

interested. If you are not sure if I'm

still interested or not, why don't they

just ask? Why don't they just say, oh hey,

by the way, are you still interested in

meeting tonight? Why do they just assume

things? I don't get it.

Okay, I'll show you what gifts I got, but

don't tell my mum or sister because it's a

surprise. They're supposed

to be surprised. Hopefully they let me

film their reaction when I go home and

give it to them. People say— people say

I'm self-serving and selfish. Get lost. I

buy people gifts all the time. Just

because I didn't get you a gift and you're

jealous. Maybe if you're not so rude,

then I'd get you one too. But I'm not

selfish or self-serving. I buy people

gifts all the time. So I got this gift

number 1. I got this whiskey coffee.

That's really annoying, that sound.

What did I get Sabrina? Well, I just got a

whole bag full of stuff and then they can

pick and choose what they want.

So I got whiskey coffee,

freshly ground coffee, distinctive malt

whiskey flavor.

And I got all short— all

butter shortbread rounds from Dean's.

I got the most Scottish looking stuff I

could find.

£5.99.

And I got this whisky tea. Everything is

whisky for some reason in Scotland. They

put whisky in everything. But whisky tea,

very fancy.

And I've got this Scottish scarf.

My mum might like it. James Pringle

Weavers, 100% wool.

It's quite a nice scarf. Maybe my mum or

sister would like it. You've got to get

red checkers when you're in Scotland.

It's very Scottish. And I've got

butterscotch sweets. I like the packaging

on most of this stuff.

And what else I got? Black garlic

whiskey smoked salt. So this is just salt,

but it's infused with whiskey, and it's

like black garlic flavor as well.

So use this for cooking, season,

season your steak with some black garlic

whiskey salt. Sounds very tasty.

And I got this bagpipe. Listen.

I'm not gonna get copyright claim from

this, am I? It's not a copyright song, is

it? Da da da da da da da

da. It's a fridge magnet, and you press

it; it plays a song.

Pretty cool.

How long does it go on for?

Yeah, Scottish.

And I got this little tin of butter

shortbread. It's a very nice tin, can use

it afterwards. Look at this tin,

it's got a picture of the castle on it.

And I got some whisky Whisky fudge from

Edradour. Edradour sounds like a place

from Lord of the Rings. Scotland's little

gem. Whisky fudge. I hope my family like

whisky because if they don't,

if they hate whisky, they're not gonna

like any of these. Well, I'll have it

then. And I got this. Oh, this one's for

me. I got this smoky whisky,

peat intensity, spice.

Spice is low, sweetness is medium.

Supposed to be very smoky.

And that's it. Oh, I got this marmalade.

It's got whisky in it as well.

It's whisky-infused marmalade.

Hopefully they like whisky. And then I've

got the haggis, um, venison haggis and

whisky haggis flavoured with whisky and

traditional haggis.

Pretty nice gifts.

Definitely didn't choose them because I

wanted try them. I don't know if

my sister or my mum likes whisky. I don't

think they really like hard liquor. All

this cost £110, by the way. What else did

I get? That's for my dinner. I'm gonna

have one of the haggis for dinner.

The Scottish are obsessed with whisky.

Yeah, it's like their favourite thing.

It's the thing that they're known for.

When is this finished, stupid? Didn't— I

completely forgot I put the washing

machine on.

I might turn it off and then turn it on

during the night.

What should I do? Is it washing it again?

No.

I'll do it during the night after I finish

the stream. I can't talk with that

whizzing in the background all night— all

evening. Okay, so where— how should we do

this? I'll put the gifts back in the bag

and then I'll take out the haggis. I've

never seen what haggis looks like before.

Oh, that's better. Peace and quiet.

Um, so what should I do? Should I go on

that date to that girl? She seems to like

me, but it's a gamble because

if I go for the dates— she said Thursday—

now I'm not going to be here on Thursday.

I'm going to be on the train. So should I

cancel my train? By the way, she's black

and she's really hot. She's got big boobs,

big bum, very sexual.

Which haggis should I try? Should I try

traditional whiskey? I've got whiskey

here, so I don't need more whiskey. Or

should I try the venison? Venison or

traditional? Oh,

it's watery.

Why is it watery? I thought it was meat.

Worst case scenario is I cancel my train,

I go on the date, and I just lost £340.

And I get rejected again. Best case

scenario, I waste my money on the train,

but then I get some kind of sex that

lasts for medium term, at least short to

medium term.

Okay, put this all back.

The people in the shop were so nice. I was

carrying all this in my arms. I didn't

notice there were these baskets, and they

said to use

a basket.

Cereal is not worth ¥340, but then what if

it turns into long-term cereal? That way

you spread the cost over multiple

sessions, and then it becomes very worth

it. Whoops, I pressed it.

Shush. Oh my

God.

Okay, so have we decided traditional

or venison? The difference is the

venison has 14% venison in it. It's made

out of lamb offal, suet.

I don't know what suet is, spelled

S-U-E-T. I'm very hungry, so maybe that's

good, it'll help me eat it.

Heating instructions. Products may be

simmered, microwaved, or oven baked.

Okay, so we'll use the oven. I might try—

hmm, do I want the fancy one or the

normal one? Venison.

I'll try traditional, I think.

Better be good because everyone keeps

going on and on about, about haggis.

I've got haggis beer whiskey.

I'm a bit scared. I don't actually know

what haggis looks like, so it's in

Traditional haggis in a skin made with

finest ingredients. Am I supposed to eat

Remove can and remove the skin. Break up

the haggis and place in a microwavable

dish. Oven.

Remove from can. Wrap haggis in foil.

Heat in oven for 30 minutes at gas mark 4.

Well, I'm very excited.

What's it gonna smell like?

David, it's made out of lamb guts.

It's kind of watery.

I better roll my sleeves up. I don't want

my sleeves getting haggis juice on. Oh,

there's water. Let me smell it.

Mmm, it's pungent.

There's a lot of water coming out of it.

Do I have to drain it?

It smells like dog food. Let me drain it.

Oh, it's just pure water.

Oh my fucking God.

Oh, it's like a massive sausage,

guys. Look, it's like a massive sausage.

Look at this. This is haggis.

Oh, look at that!

It's like a water balloon.

Doesn't look so bad. Should I drink this

water?

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's strong! Oh,

that's like beef inside

of a sock! Oh! Wow,

that is one smelly— why is my voice like

this?

Okay, let's open

the highest.

It said remove the skin.

How though? Do I split it open? Maybe

Oh Jesus, the smell is so pungent.

Oh, look at that.

Hmm, actually it's not too bad smelling.

Is it already pre-cooked? Cuz I don't

think this looks raw.

It's already precooked, isn't it?

It looks like dog food. Let me

try pressing it. It's very firm.

It said don't remove the skin. No, it said

remove the skin. Oven, remove from can,

wrap haggis in full heat.

Oh wait, in foil and

heat. Wait, microwave says remove from can

and remove skin. The oven just says remove

from can.

Oh, you can boil it as well. Oh, it says

do not boil. It says remove from can,

place in the pan of hot water, simmer for

35 minutes. How the hell supposed to make

it? I don't get it. This skin is plastic.

I don't have any foil.

So that is the haggis.

Um, do we slice it in?

Because it's like a big chunk of meat.

I guess we can slice it.

It smells not bad after a while. It just

smells very meaty.

Hmm. It smells

like, um, like a beef stew.

I'm gonna slice it like

that and then put it in the oven.

It's kind of like a meat cake, isn't it?

Like meatloaf, maybe.

Add salt and pepper. It should already be

seasoned. I'll put it in like that.

I'm gonna have to figure out how to use

Um, on Siemens.

Oh, it's a very fancy oven.

4D hot air.

Top and bottom heat. Hot air grilling.

Grill large area. There's so many to

choose from. Which one do I do?

Keep warm, plate warm. Maybe there's like

a microwave function. Top and bottom.

I'm getting hungry.

Want it now, guys. Help me.

Don't grill. Where's the microwave here?

No microwave. This one doesn't open.

Am I going on the date? No, she said she

just stayed at home because she thought I

wasn't interested. Even though we've been

chatting all day, it's just I wasn't

chatting about the date. I don't

understand women.

Hot air grilling. What about that one?

Pizza setting. Low temperature cooking.

No. Keep warm. Plate warm.

Body hot air.

Hot air gridding sounds like the right

one. How do I choose it?

What's that?

Rapid heating.

Okay,

so remind me in— we'll check 20

minutes, maybe 20

minutes.

Whilst we're waiting, would you

like to sample some of the Fine Scottish

whiskies. Do you like my Scottish accent?

Would you like the Glengoyne whiskey?

It's an 18-year aged from

the Highlands single malt,

full-bodied, round and rich with

notes of marzipan. And a warm finish.

The taste of 18 years in a— so hard

to read this— generous proportion of—

what? Sherry cask.

Why'd they put red font on

top of a red background? Who the hell was

designing that? Islay Single Malts. This

one's got a skull, which is why I chose

it, because it's really cool. I like

skulls.

And this one is distilled and bottled in

Scotland by Ian

MacLeod.

Let's give it a smell.

Oh, it's smoky and woody.

I like the really smoky ones.

If you're having whiskey, it's got to be a

smoky one. Now this one's a marzipan sweet

whiskey. This might be nice.

Ow! Oh, it's hurting my finger.

Hmm, smells okay. I don't really smell the

marzipan.

Hmm, it's just like whiskey.

A bit disappointing. I like the whiskies

that have all the fancy flavorings and

wood and smoke and stuff.

Oh, I like this one much better. I like

the smokiness and the taste of wood.

And then we have Stella Artois.

Oh, it's a stupid bottle cap.

How am I going to open that?

Mila used to open the bottle cap with her

teeth. Weird.

Is that how you do it?

Becoming an alcoholic and connoisseur

of whiskey.

No, that's not how you open it. Let me see

if there's a bottle opener.

Oh,

we have bottle opener.

Why doesn't

it work? Is it like this?

Oh, there you go.

Oh, it smells like armpits already. Oh,

it smells like my armpit.

Hmm, yeah, I think the beer is much nicer.

Let's get wasted.

No hot girls to enjoy my haggis and

beer or my luxury apartment.

What a sad life. All this extravagance

wasted. By being alone.

So unfair. I walk down the street and I

see like these really fat and ugly guys

with beautiful women on their shoulders.

See these Asian couples, like really nerdy

looking Asian guys that look more ugly

than me, but then they got a cute

girlfriend holding hands with them.

There's no justice in the universe.

How come I have to suffer alone?

I can't even get a second date with

anyone. Ooh,

chorizo! Do you like chorizo

thin strips? Ugh, ugh,

it's like dog food. It's all crispy.

I thought it'd be chewy like jerky.

It's like those dog biscuits. Oh,

I don't like this.

Not good. I do not recommend the chorizo

thins Made for ryōja.

What's a ryōja?

I thought it'd be like beef jerky.

Idiot Roger reborn.

What use is this luxury and extravagance

if one must suffer alone?

I don't want to waste my appetite on

Check the hack, it's only been 5 minutes.

This is my most Scottish stream ever.

Mmm, I think this is one of my favourite

beers. Stella Artois 1366.

What else do we have?

Get rid of this. I think my mum and sister

should enjoy the haggis. I feel like

people who don't really know what it is or

they've only heard of it briefly They

might be a bit scared of it because I was

very scared of the idea of eating a

sheep's brain or lungs or whatever is in

it. Because people kind of joke about

haggis like it's this disgusting thing

that only Scottish people eat.

I got this scarf. I wanted to try it on,

but I think it'd be nicer if it was still

brand new when I give— when I gift it to

my family. Oh, some of these snacks look

good though, like the buttered shortbread.

It's not pronounced like that. I'll

pronounce it however the hell I would like

to. If they spell it with an S, then I'm

gonna pronounce it S. Then it's their

Ugh, these chorizo things. The flavor is

good, but the texture— texture is just

utter garbage. There's no meatiness to

it. It's just like chewing on a piece of

cardboard.

It's like chewing on a piece of wood.

It's been 8 or 9 minutes. I'm really

excited to try it.

See if there's whiskey glasses.

Oh, there are.

We got whiskey. Is it good to mix whiskey

and beer? I hope

my mum and sister don't watch this. I want

it to be a surprise. I hope they let me

film their reaction so I could pay for it.

Chin chin.

Mm, I don't know when I started enjoying

whiskey. I think it was

when I was coding my game,

staying up until the late hours, 2:00 a.m.

in the morning, sipping on some whiskey.

Just puts you in that mellow mood.

Talk to chat. I am. This is how I talk to

people on my dates. This is how I talk to

girls on dates. It's probably why they

don't ask me for another date, because I'm

not showing any interest. I treat my dates

like I treat my YouTube audience.

I show them no interest and I just ignore

them, and then I just talk about myself

the whole time and then wonder why they

don't come back. Fine.

How are you? How was your day?

Mm-hmm, that's great.

Okay, I've got to check on my NASDAQ

short.

Yes, NASDAQ short's going well. We are £9

in the money. So I used my

technical analysis skills. Look at this,

NASDAQ is going down.

Using my technical analysis skills, I

identified that the NASDAQ has been

hitting a resistance 5

times now. Wait, let me draw it.

So as you can see, the NASDAQ has hit this

resistance line a 1, a 2,

a 3, a 4, a 5 times, and then

a 6th time again hit that resistance line.

Now we're coming back down. Now I'm

thinking of exiting my short soonish

because I think I'll take the money

instead of risking it. It might come down.

I reckon it'll come back down to this,

this level, so I'll let it— I'll

let it go for a bit more.

Where do you see yourself in 10 or 20

years? Hopefully in Japan with multiple

girlfriends in my bed.

That would be the dream.

I want to have my, my main girlfriend.

She'll be mature and stable, fun to drink

with and eat food. Then I have my hot side

girls in their 20s. I'll be their sugar

How long has Haggis been cooking?

So today I had a walk around Edinburgh one

last time. Had a look at the buildings.

Did some shopping. Those idiots keep

saying, oh, Daniel's on the Royal Mile.

That's the center where all the cool stuff

in Edinburgh is. But Daniel being Daniel

probably doesn't even go there. Daniel

just sits in his hotel room all day.

I mean, how dumb do you have to be to

think that just because I don't film going

to these cool places, you think I don't go

there? I just don't film it, and I only

stream in the hotel because it's comfy and

quiet and warm.

It would be so boring if I went streaming

outside. All you'd hear is the wind going

And then I wouldn't be able to talk much

because I'd keep getting interrupted.

Take the haggis out. Okay,

I'm feeling drunk. I need some food to

soak up that. It's been in there 15

minutes, but the tin said

half an hour.

Oh, this is such a fancy oven. Oh,

it's all black. What?

How am I gonna get it out?

They give me a towel.

It looks

quite done. It looks like it's starting to

burn. It's starting to burn.

You're going to burn it.

Oh, it's still pretty soft.

Are you sure it's cooked in the middle?

It just falls apart like it's,

it's all crumbly.

Hmm.

It's not firm, it's just like very soft.

I need to scoop it,

but it's not disgusting. It's very meaty.

Let's take it over to the table first.

Oh, you know what would be really good

with this? Some kimchi.

Kimchi would be really nice.

Yeah, I don't know if you've seen

Chihiro's Instagram,

but she's on some romantic tropical island

in Japan. Better not be with a man,

otherwise when Japan reopens Well,

we'll just have to have

some words, won't we? Okay, you're gonna

try the haggis now. I'm gonna have a big

mouthful so I can get all the flavors. It

just falls apart when I poke it.

Hmm.

It's actually not disgusting.

It's, it's actually nice.

It's very meaty and very fatty. You can

see the little white lumps, that's fat.

Wow, I think I'm a fan. I can understand

why Scottish people love it. You can't

even taste the guts. I don't— I've had

guts before, and usually guts have this

weird aftertaste, but this doesn't.

Hmm, interesting.

I would rate it 6.9

out of 10. See the ingredients? It's got

lamb offal. What is offal? Beef suet,

oatmeal, onions, water, salt, and pepper.

I want to try the venison one now and the

whiskey flavor one. We can just add our

own whiskey. I feel like you need a

spoon, not a fork.

Oops. Oh, it's just dripping on off

the edge. What?

Oh, oh, when you add whiskey to it,

tastes like whiskey. It's kind of like a

cake made out of meat.

Yeah, you need a spoon.

Looks like dog poo. Maybe try

some.

I'm just wondering, what does it need? I

feel like it needs some kind of vegetable

alongside.

It's very good with beer.

Cute that Daniel thinks he's going back.

Japan says they're reopening in March.

I'll be back with my ex-wife in no time

with my new visa.

Hmm,

that was a pleasant surprise.

Lamb offal is unspecified organs. What if

it's penis?

Lamb penis.

And then I have these pork puffs as well.

And these are the finest pork

rinds, double cooked in small batches to

create airy puff— airy pork puffs.

Oh wow, that was good.

They taste like pork scratchings, but

they're not really fatty and thick.

Hmm, the flavor does

get very The flavor

starts to get very thick in the back of

your throat. You need something to wash it

down, something like kimchi.

Is there a reason why they invented

haggis?

History of haggis.

Haggis origins are shrouded in mystery.

There's no telling where or when it came

into being. Some believe it was brought

over by the Romans.

I think not proper original traditional

haggis is made— the skin is like the

stomach lining like this.

It's not supposed to be plastic.

That looks gross.

The color is just kind of green and brown.

How many calories in one of these? I'm so

full.

Only 200 calories.

It's like a meat cake.

Would you try haggis?

Or not.

Well, hope you enjoyed the Scotland

adventure.

I think we're going to set some new

records because I think Scotland's going

to be the first country I ever came to and

didn't have sex in it.

Every single country I went to, I had sex

in it. Vietnam— oh no, wait, Taiwan. I

didn't have sex in Taiwan.

I had sex in Vietnam. Did I?

Wait, did— no, I didn't. Oh, I didn't have

sex in Vietnam or Taiwan either.

I thought me and Chihiro went to Vietnam.

We went to Malaysia.

Very happy to announce that none

of my Scottish videos even cracked 10K

views. So rest in peace, my travel

vlogger career.

Back home to mummy.

When I was buying all these Scottish gifts

at the shop,

she was like, oh, have you finished your

shopping? I said, yeah, I'm just trying to

get rid of all this bloody cash, cuz I

withdrew about £150 back in Liverpool

so I could get a prostitute, but Ended up

not really fitting in the mood, and I

never used it.

So I just had £150 cash in my pocket,

burning a hole. I had to get rid of it.

Haggis is garbage food made for poor

people, but this is premium haggis.

It's royal haggis.

Wow, it's really filling.

Actually,

the flavor gets a bit sickening after a

Oh, I pre-ordered my, my Steam Deck.

Who else is getting a Steam Deck? I'm

gonna get the 512GB version with

the non-glare screen. I'm gonna make

a video about why it's rubbish. Do not buy

the Steam Deck.

Piece of rubbish.

Oh, thanks. This is like the time you

streamed daily on Twitch for hours. Why so

many streams? Because Because,

um, I don't

know, it's just I kind of feel like

streaming and I've got no ideas for video

Isn't that what YouTubers do when they've

got no more ideas? They just do a stream.

And then they answer questions. I saw

Chris and Connor doing a stream on Twitch.

They had 13,000 viewers. They got stream

sniped. I want to watch it,

but I chose to livestream instead.

Maybe I'll watch it tomorrow.

Oh, oh, the flavor just Starts getting a

bit sickly. Oh, oh, oh,

when you're full up, you just don't want

to taste it anymore.

Well, truth be told, thanks to my Pokémon

video, I'm managing to crack 30,000

views every 2 days. I mean,

and I'm managing to stay above 30,000

views, which is pretty nice. So it's kind

of nice to just livestream and keep

boosting that number.

Did you watch Connor and Chris stream in

Sendai? Yeah, I did. I saw when Chris was

saying Pinocchio is shit. Chris completely

misses the point of Pinocchio. The core

message of Pinocchio is that you shouldn't

lie and lying is bad, and then you get

punished, and then you get turned into a

donkey and you get sold into child slavery

by that big fat man and get sent

off in a crate. That was my— I used

to have these dreams all the time about

Pinocchio when I was a kid. You know that

scene when the naughty boys, they get

lured into this amusement park where they

can just gamble and smoke and play pool,

and then they, they get turned into

donkeys by this slave owner,

and then he starts shipping them off into

these shipping crates.

I used to have all these weird dreams

about being turned into a donkey and being

dominated and being owned as a pet.

I think Pinocchio has a very, very dark

core message that the likes of

Chris obviously failed to interpret The

whole Chris and Connor dynamic is a bit

weird. It's just like the— I know it's

just banter, but I feel like they take it

a little bit too far. It just feels like

bullying. Maybe this is why I'm so

traumatized by Growing up in an English

school because I just misinterpreted all

the banter as just bullying. In my mind,

I was being bullied really badly every

day. Everyone else's mind, they're just

like doing just joking tongue-in-cheek

banter. You know,

like how Chris constantly makes fun of

Connor going bald,

going bald. Connor's going bald really

quickly. I didn't notice it when I started

watching him, which was just a couple

months ago. But yeah, he's like going—

he's losing his hair quick. I reckon next

year he's gonna be really bald.

Damn, I feel sorry for guys who are like

25 and they already start balding. I guess

I'm kind of— I'm fortunate and I'm blessed

that I'm 33. And I've still got all my

hair. I don't even notice that my hairline

is receding. I've still got really thick,

voluptuous hair.

I don't think I'm gonna go bald because if

I was, was going to, then it would start—

would have started by now.

Well, Connor's still going to look great

even without hair. Then he won't have to

wash his hair.

But if you watch Chris and Connor

together, it's like Chris is always trying

to take the piss out of Connor nonstop.

It's like the whole conversation dynamic

just revolves around Who, who can

humiliate the other person the best and

the most?

It's a bit weird,

but I guess it's British.

Oh, finished the whole haggis. Does that

make me officially Scottish?

These are really good. They're like

these puff fried puffy

pork skin things.

Did I try haggis flavored crisps? No,

that sounds nice. Sounds like they would

taste like beef.

Oh, gotta check the NASDAQ. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, I lost all my £5 gain.

I had a £9 gain, now it's £3.

Do you think it's gonna go down more or go

Chris is probably a little jealous. You

have to admit, Connor is getting life

handed to him on a silver spoon.

Yeah, I guess so.

Life does look pretty nice if you're

Connor. You get to live in Japan, you get

10K viewers when you livestream,

you do that Trash Taste podcast, which is

basically just sitting at a table chatting

to your mates for 2 hours and get millions

of views.

And then his job is voice acting,

and then he gets to eat Uber Eats every

And all the hundreds of thousands of

foreigners who live in Japan, who worked

hard to get to Japan and get a job and

teach English.

Connor just like strolls in thanks to

Trash Taste and the agency getting him a

I mean, yeah, you can say Connor works

hard to build his channel and his

reputation and to make content. I'm not

trying to discredit his, his YouTube grind

and his success,

but one can't help but be a little bit

jealous.

The kind of Um, thing I

get from Chris is that it seems like he,

he feels a little bit insecure around

Connor. Like, he sees himself as— he's

older, he's been around the block longer,

his channel— he's been doing his channel

for longer than Connor. He should be like

the top dog in the J-vlogging sphere.

I, I think he kind of sees Connor as like

an up-and-coming rising star that could

overtake him, and he probably feels

threatened by that. And it's like he wants

to take— he wants to take Connor down a

peg or two when they hang out to assert

his dominance.

Wow, this is all good content for my Why I

Hate Connor video.

Connor's killing it on Twitch. Yeah, he's

on— he's streaming on Twitch all the time.

Every time I go onto Twitch, he's He's

always streaming. It's insane.

I like his IRL streams because I enjoy

IRL, and since Ice Poseidon quit

or retired, there haven't really been any

good IRL streamers to watch. Even Jake and

Bake, he's kind of gone now. He went back

to America, didn't he?

So I like watching his IRL with Chris

streams, but his gaming streams are kind

of boring. I don't know why he always has

these VTubers with him. I can't stand

the VTuber voices. There's really

high-pitched squeaky sounding American

anime girl kind of voices.

But if you look on Google Trends, you type

in Abroad in Japan, CDawgVA, Anime Man,

CDawg is just exploding in growth. I think

it won't be long until CDawg overtakes

Chris and Joey.

Rob CD. Oh yeah, I checked him out a

little bit, but you don't see his face

and you don't really get much of— you

don't really see much of his personality.

He seems very bland.

But he gets 3,000 viewers when he streams

just riding his bike around Tokyo.

Wow, I drank half the bottle.

Uh-oh, too much bubbles.

I feel like Joey's on his way out. His

views are really declining and he doesn't

even watch anime anymore. He keeps saying

in Trash Taste he hasn't really watched

much. It's pretty obvious that Joey is

losing interest in anime.

Connor has already overtaken Joey. He gets

consistent 1 million plus views every

upload.

I wish I was Connor.

Must feel so great. You wake up every day

and there's millions of people who are

interested in what you're up to.

Imagine just going on Twitch live and just

playing a game, you get 10,000 viewers.

Jesus.

Imagine if you had IRL friends to gossip

about. Yeah,

it's probably a good reason why I don't

have friends. Because if I had friends,

I'd just be bitching about them nonstop.

My friend Jim— Jimmy is so annoying. He

keeps rubbing his smelly foot in front of

me.

I should close this short. I only made £2.

It just doesn't look like it's gonna go

down a lot.

I'll take it. £2.50 profit.

But I lost like 20 pounds trying to short

Peloton. I tried shorting Peloton, it just

went straight up.

Friends hold you accountable. That's why I

don't want friends, because I get my— I

make my money from— I

make my money from having the freedom of

being able to say whatever the hell I want

to and doing whatever I want to,

including getting naked.

If I had friends, I'd feel embarrassed.

If I had a friendship circle that I

actually cared about, I don't think I'd

be able to do OnlyFans. They would just

take the piss out of you so much.

I feel like the main reason why most

people wouldn't dare to start an OnlyFans

is because The social circle

and the family and friends would just take

the piss out of them. They would feel

too much embarrassment.

Benefits of being completely alone is that

you don't have to worry about that stuff.

I had a very healthy dinner. Had haggis in

a can, and then I had a bag of fried

pork skin. Now I've got these dried

chorizos and a beer.

Hopefully my skin doesn't— hopefully my

skin doesn't break out in spots.

Getting very, very full up and

bit drunk.

I spent so much money here.

I think I spent over £3,000

in about 2 weeks. How long have

I been here? 2 weeks and a little bit.

Why is the oven still on?

Wow, I drank the whole thing. I thought I

was gonna drink half of it and have half

Is this one pint? It must be

Oh, my stomach.

Has the trip left a bitter taste in your

mouth? To be honest, I kind of expected

it. I would be more surprised if I

actually got sex.

I'm now at this sad realization that

it's not easy to get sex. It used to be,

but now it's just I turn up in a city with

promises from a girl that messaged me,

and then things just don't really go to

I honestly thought that Scottish girl

liked me because we would talk on the

phone for hours and she

would message me all the time and then

send me pictures and then say we can do

this and that. I didn't know this bloody

Alan guy is going to be there every time.

I thought it was just gonna be me and her.

But I kind of expected things were not

going to happen how, how I imagined.

At this point, I'm just kind of used to

being disappointed and let down.

That's just what the norm has become for

Scotland trip failed. Manchester trip

failed.

Scotland was nice. It is a nice city.

I'm gonna have one more walk around

tomorrow. I might go to the castle

tomorrow. I feel kind of stupid coming all

this way and not going to the castle. I

really should go to the castle. I went to

the gates of the castle with that Hong

Kong girl and I tried touching her up.

I put my hand on her shoulder and then I

gave her shoulders a bit of a massage.

She didn't really seem like she liked it,

so I stopped.

And then she never messaged me again.

I had a good time. That cocktail

bar, if you want to know which one it is,

it's called Cocktail Mafia.

Was it the Mafia Cocktail Bar? I'd

recommend it. It's a very nice bar. The

drinks were good. The service was really

good.

And the city is really nice. It's very—

it's got a very nice atmosphere. The

buildings look really nice. The castle

looks great. Arthur's Seat is really good

to climb up. It's a very

historical-looking, nice city to,

to take a bit of a romantic vacation to.

It kind of reminds me a bit of Heidelberg

in that way.

I don't know if I'd come here again.

Maybe I'd like to come again if I had a

girlfriend. I could come here to travel

I feel like it's one of those cities you

just come once to experience it, and then

you probably won't come again.

Has my chat frozen? Oh, oh,

for God's sake. I thought

the chat was— it's just kind of stopped

scrolling. I got to look at the chat on my

phone now. Streamlabs is so buggy

on the phone. Must be nice

to visit so many different places. Yeah,

I guess so. But then it would be nice if I

could experience it with someone.

Make videos in Japan again? Well, tell the

bloody Japanese government to open up.

Tell Chihiro to dump her new boyfriend

because I'm coming back soon and I'm

not really too pleased that she found a

new person and ditched my Apple Watch

gift, but I'm willing to let that slide.

I'm coming back as a more matured and

rounded person now

that I've F'd hot girls. I think I'm ready

to settle down back with Chihiro.

So the girl I'm meeting hopefully in

London, although I'm getting a bit worried

about it now because she hasn't messaged

me in 2 days,

she's coming from Bath. So she's gonna

come to London halfway to meet me, so I

think that's a good sign.

Still trying to think if I want to get a

prostitute. I'm leaning towards no.

The thing is, they don't reply. I messaged

a few, but they, they didn't even reply to

me. I think I'm too drunk now to have sex

anyway.

It just seems pointless because, yeah, it

would feel good for like 10 minutes,

and then you realize that she's got no

interest in you, and then she's gonna take

the money and then go. Then that just

makes you feel depressed.

I think I'll just get some lube, do it

myself, save some money.

Do it and film for OnlyFans. I wonder

if I would pay for it because then it's

like an investment. So you pay for it to

make the video and then set it on

OnlyFans. Just seems kind of dangerous.

I feel like bad things might happen if I

Thailand is nice this time of year.

Maybe I'll go this year. If Japan still

doesn't open, I'll probably start getting

sick and fed up of being home by— I reckon

until April. I think when I first get home

it'll be nice and I'd feel really relaxed

and chilled out. And I think around end of

March I'll start getting stressed out and

fed up, and then probably about April I'd

start thinking about somewhere new to go.

And then probably by May I'm just really

desperate to leave again. So I'm kind of

thinking of May for my next trip.

So I can stay home February, March, and

April. So I'll probably make— probably

be able to save If I make about this much

a month and I stay home for 3 months, I'd

probably get bored though and start buying

random junk like Steam Decks, Switch

OLEDs, and GoPro 10s.

If I didn't buy anything, I could save

$6,600 in 3

months since I don't have any rent to pay.

Filipinas don't like sex with condoms.

Wow, my favorite. It's my dream to finish

inside many Thai girls.

Cancel the Steam Deck. I already

pre-ordered it. I paid upfront.

Do you think the Steam Deck's going to be

good? Why would you want a Steam Deck

though if you've got a gaming laptop that

has an RTX 3060? 17-inch monitor

screen. What were you

saying about filming OnlyFans? Well, I

asked some ladies of the night if they

let— if they would let me film They said—

some said filming is £50 extra,

but I don't know if they know that I would

put it on OnlyFans.

I would happily pay £100 extra if they let

me film and put it on OnlyFans, cuz the

money I'd make from that video on OnlyFans

would just easily cover the cost.

So I'm going to go home for a few months,

try and recover some of these expenses

that I've paid for,

try and make some videos. We've got Elden

Ring coming out, Total War: Warhammer 3

coming out.

There's a new Zelda coming out, Zelda: