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My Tinder Date UNMATCHED me because of my ONLYFANS! [YES6JPHYI7k]

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  1. Hi, so I kind of have some bad news. You

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  2. know, in my last video I was talking about

    Segment details0:03–0:05 · rev_a7e6c327245219a2cd6334c2df85caa5_1
  3. how I'm worried that girls might find out

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  4. that I do OnlyFans and then they won't

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  5. like me anymore. Well, um, I recently just

    Segment details0:11–0:15 · rev_a7e6c327245219a2cd6334c2df85caa5_4
  6. got unmatched on Tinder by a pretty cute

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  7. girl who I was supposed to be meeting

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  8. tomorrow because she randomly found my

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  9. channel and then she saw my latest video,

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  10. which is me talking about OnlyFans And she

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  11. doesn't like guys who do OnlyFans, and she

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  12. said she wouldn't feel comfortable going

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  13. out with a guy who does OnlyFans, and then

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  14. she swiftly unmatched me. And I'm just

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  15. feeling really devastated because she was

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  16. really pretty and I felt like we had a lot

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  17. of things in common, and I was looking

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  18. forward to meeting her, and I'm just

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  19. starting to lose hope because I don't get

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  20. many matches here. I don't exactly have

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  21. the right look that the girls here are

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  22. into. And it's hard enough to get matches,

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  23. and then when I do get matches, half of

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  24. them end up finding my channel. It's just

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  25. really weird because the YouTube algorithm

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  26. doesn't even recommend my videos to my

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  27. actual subscribers and my own viewers,

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  28. and it never makes any of my videos go

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  29. viral. And my channel just stopped growing

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  30. because it's not really pushing my videos

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  31. out to people anymore. And then just by

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  32. chance it decides to recommend my videos

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  33. to a girl who I'm chatting to that I want

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  34. to meet. So thanks, YouTube algorithm,

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  35. for cock blocking me. You know, if that

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  36. doesn't prove to you that law of

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  37. attraction is real, then I don't know.

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  38. I've never really been much of a spiritual

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  39. person or someone who believes in stuff

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  40. like karma, but I literally said in my

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  41. last video that I'm worried that girls

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  42. would find out that I do OnlyFans and then

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  43. they're going to unmatch me. And then

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  44. guess what happens? Not even a few days

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  45. later, the girl that I managed to agree to

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  46. meeting up with me manages to find out my

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  47. YouTube channel just by pure chance and

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  48. then sees my last video and then decides

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  49. to unmatch me. So according to law of

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  50. attraction, if you believe that stuff,

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  51. the feelings and energies you put out into

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  52. the world get sent back to you by the

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  53. universe. So because I was harboring

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  54. feelings and worries of getting rejected

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  55. by girls if they found out my OnlyFans,

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  56. um, that actually became true, and I

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  57. managed to manifest that into reality. I

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  58. managed to manifest that into reality by

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  59. sending those feelings and energies out

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  60. into the world, and then the universe sent

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  61. it back to me making it come true. And

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  62. maybe it sounds kind of silly, it sounds

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  63. kind of crazy, but bad things keep

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  64. happening to me because of my videos and

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  65. my YouTube channel. And now it's like the

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  66. 4th time that I've been unmatched and

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  67. ghosted by a girl after she found out

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  68. about my YouTube channel or my OnlyFans.

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  69. It's kind of like actions might have

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  70. consequences. Or, or maybe it's just the

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  71. universe trying to ruin my life. Because

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  72. what are the chances of the YouTube

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  73. algorithm just randomly sending my videos

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  74. out to a random girl who I've

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  75. matched on a dating app and I was planning

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  76. to meet up with? The odds of that

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  77. happening are statistically insanely low.

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  78. How is that even possible? I feel like I

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  79. have the worst luck sometimes. And yeah,

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  80. I'm getting kind of worried now because I

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  81. don't really get a lot of matches here. I

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  82. don't exactly have the right aesthetic

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  83. that the girls here are into. And then the

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  84. very few girls I do match are usually into

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  85. stuff like Japan or, I don't know,

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  86. trading stocks. And then if they are into

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  87. that stuff, they might be searching that

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  88. stuff on YouTube. And then because I've

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  89. made videos about those things, my channel

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  90. gets recommended to them. And then they

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  91. find out about me and they see I do

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  92. OnlyFans and they're like, No thanks,

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  93. unmatch. And she didn't even want to be

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  94. friends. She just unmatched me almost

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  95. straight away after saying she wasn't

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  96. interested. Good luck, have a nice life,

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  97. goodbye. She didn't even know what was on

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  98. my OnlyFans. Maybe it was just innocent

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  99. pictures in funny outfits. But no, it's

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  100. just the idea of me doing OnlyFans was,

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  101. was such a bad thing for her that she

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  102. didn't even want to talk to me ever again.

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  103. I didn't think people were so against

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  104. people doing OnlyFans. And now I feel kind

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  105. of worried because I can't keep my channel

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  106. a secret. People keep finding out about

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  107. it. And then if the girls I'm meeting up

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  108. with don't find out about it, what if,

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  109. what if I get recognized outside in

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  110. public? Because that keeps happening as

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  111. well. Just yesterday I went to Aldi, and I

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  112. don't go to Aldi many times a week. I go

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  113. maybe twice a week, and then at maximum

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  114. I'm outside for about 2 hours. And

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  115. yesterday, 3 people recognized me. I

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  116. crossed the street and this one guy saw me

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  117. and then said hi, and we had a little

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  118. chat. And he was nice, he was perfectly

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  119. okay. I don't mind chatting to viewers if

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  120. they want to come up and say hi and

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  121. they're nice to me. And then the other 2

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  122. people, they left a comment on my video

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  123. when I came back. I checked my comments

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  124. and I saw 2 new comments saying, Daniel,

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  125. I just saw you in the city center. Was

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  126. that you? And yeah, it was me. I was

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  127. outside in the city center just now. So it

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  128. kind of been a coincidental troll comment

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  129. pretending they saw me because I was

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  130. actually outside just now. So 3 people saw

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  131. me and said something. I don't know how

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  132. many people saw me outside in public and

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  133. did not say anything. What if every time

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  134. I'm going outside, potentially there's

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  135. dozens of people who recognize me but

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  136. didn't say anything and I just didn't even

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  137. know. I didn't realize that so many people

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  138. would, would recognize me in public, but I

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  139. guess it kind of makes sense because my

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  140. second largest demographic of people, of

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  141. viewers, are in the UK and now I'm in the

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  142. third or second largest city in the UK.

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  143. I'm not just in Harrietsham anymore where

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  144. there's no people and yeah, I guess it

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  145. makes sense that I would get recognized,

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  146. but then it's also a bit scary because

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  147. what if I'm on a date and I haven't told

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  148. her that I'm doing YouTube. And then some

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  149. viewer comes up, says hi, and then she's

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  150. like, what the hell is going on? Why are

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  151. these people coming up to you and saying

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  152. hi, Daniel? So that means basically I have

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  153. 2 choices. I either be completely upfront

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  154. and honest and just tell them from the

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  155. beginning that, yeah, I do YouTube,

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  156. here's my channel, check it out, and I

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  157. also do OnlyFans. And then that'll

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  158. probably result in 100% getting unmatched

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  159. and ghosted. Or I try and keep it a secret

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  160. and just hope and pray that they don't

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  161. somehow find out about it. First, we got

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  162. to make the mashed potato. This will be

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  163. the soup thickener.

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  164. Okay, I don't want too much water. 'Cause

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  165. we're just gonna boil it.

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  166. Oh, it's too hot, it's burning my hand. I

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  167. need something with a flat bottom to mash

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  168. it. What has a flat bottom? I found

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  169. a flat bottom. This has a pretty flat

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  170. bottom. Oh, that works really well.

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  171. Haha, look! Oh, I'm a genius.

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  172. That would have taken ages with the fork.

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  173. Haha,

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  174. genius.

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  175. Oh no, I didn't wash them. Oh, it'll be

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  176. fine, they'll get washed in

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  177. the soup.

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  178. Wow, look how fast I am.

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  179. Just put all of it in.

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  180. That will add flavoring. Add the

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  181. carbonara.

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  182. Get my potato.

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  183. Base. Add the potato back.

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  184. Going creamy.

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  185. Oh wow, it looks pretty soupy. It looks

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  186. like cream of soup, cream of mushroom.

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  187. Get some garlic bread.

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  188. Oh, it's all stuck together.

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  189. Stupid.

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  190. It's stuck. Why is everything so

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  191. difficult? Oh, this one came apart.

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  192. I would like one more.

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  193. Okay, we got garlic bread.

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  194. Oh wow, I actually made a good soup. It's

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  195. a bit salty though, not gonna lie.

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  196. A tiny bit less salt would

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  197. have been better.

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  198. Voilà.

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  199. And that is how you make mushroom bacon

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  200. soupino.

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  201. Mmm, wow, this is better than tinned soup.

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  202. I wonder if I can eat the whole thing. I

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  203. think that's 2 meals in there.

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