everything has failed i lost it all...

Testing.

What's the latest on the trades?

Oh my God, today's been insane.

So first of all, um, I can't even remember

what I did last night.

I think I woke up and I was in profit, and

then I, I reopened the short.

And then the market ripped and then I lost

like 20% of the account.

And then it just crashed and I got all my

money back

and then some.

And now it's bouncing back up again.

Now I lost it.

I don't actually know what happened.

Why is it doing this?

Um, I guess I'll just let it run.

Let's see.

Um, it's always clickbait.

Uh, no, I did lose everything, and

everything, everything has failed.

Name one thing that hasn't failed in my

life.

YouTube failed.

Delivery driving failed.

Investing failed.

Being a boyfriend failed.

Day trading failed.

Literally everything has failed.

How can you say that's clickbait?

Happy BTC ATHs.

How's your crypto?

Yeah, Bitcoin hit all-time new highs, but

Ethereum

Ethereum didn't even do anything.

It is going down now.

It didn't go up when Bitcoin hit all-time

highs and now it's going down.

It can't get over $2,600.

And Barrick Gold, it can't get over $19.

It hit $18.99 and it just went flat.

Okay, let's see the comments.

Um,

I don't have any Bitcoin.

I've got like £5 in Bitcoin.

I've got most of my crypto, or all of it

is in Ethereum.

Reporting stream for clickbait.

Okay, you're banned for reporting my

stream for no reason.

So you get banned for saying something

stupid.

How about that?

You're aging so quickly.

Okay, you're banned.

Who else?

2 people banned already.

Why would I buy Ethereum?

Ethereum's up 60%.

Whereas Bitcoin's only up 20%.

So why would you not buy Ethereum?

Also, Ethereum sounds really cool, whereas

Bitcoin just sounds stupid.

Bitcoin.

If you got nothing nice to say, then you

don't deserve to say anything at all.

My Ethereum gain.

Well, I bought it at all-time highs and

then it crashed 50% and now it's back at

breakeven.

I mean, my Ethereum is still down.

I'm still down 6%.

My Ethereum is down 6.66%.

Even after this massive rally,

my 0.000088 Bitcoin is up 58%.

I can't believe I'm still down on crypto.

For me to be green, I need Ethereum over

$2,600.

What will bring you to my next

relationship?

Maybe extremely hot girl who was a viewer

or is a viewer.

Sunny 2.0.

Oh, I'm up £1.29.

You won't believe it.

The whole day the market opens, I stupidly

enter a short and it just rips and I'm

down like 25%.

I went from £105 down to £78 and I just, I

was like, screw this, I'm playing Kingdom

Come.

And then I leave it for a few hours and

the market just goes Gives it all back.

And now I'm back at £105 and now it's

dumping.

Holy crap.

Today was insane.

Every single time I do good over Asia

session, I take a few trades during London

session and do pretty good.

And then America sessions opens and I get

wrecked and then I've got to wait for

Market closed, although it's still pretty

early.

I think market tanks.

I don't even know why market tanked.

Something about the US had a Treasury

auction and it did really badly.

No one wanted to buy the 20-year bonds.

Damn, my hair looks good today.

Jesus Christ.

I didn't even do anything to it.

My hair looks better the day after I wash

it.

It looks

worse on the first day I wash it for some

reason.

What are these stocks you're buying?

I'm not buying stocks.

I'm swing trading the index.

NASDAQ.

Or I used to swing trade US 500.

Now swing trade

NASDAQ because you get a 20 to 1 leverage

with indices, but you only get 5 to 1

leverage on stocks.

What happened to my life in Japan?

Well, it ended when I got divorced, and I

tried making a comeback, but then my

ex-wife reported me to the police.

And then I got harassed on the street.

Also, the Japanese people are getting more

and more annoyed with nuisance streamers.

There's more and more of them now.

First it was that Somali guy, and then it

was like Ice Poseidon with his whole gang.

And now there's this— I don't know where

he's from, this white kid who walks around

with this massive speaker and he plays

that— he plays like Gen Z brain rot memes

on it.

Like Beta Boy, Sigma Boy or something.

And then he does a backflip.

Those are getting massive views and

Japanese people are getting pissed at it.

He's in Japan.

I don't know if he's in Japan now, but he

goes on the train and he just blasts this

music speaker thing, this massive thing

like a suitcase.

So yeah, Japanese people get more and more

irritated with all these streamer people.

So I wouldn't really want to go and do

streams outside.

I mean, I was already attacked.

Several times last year just for walking

around with a selfie stick.

He's German.

Yeah, something like that.

What is this stupid Gen Z stuff where they

like, they do this and they stroke their

jawline?

So lame.

It's so lame.

This is what the young kids do these days.

God, it's cringe.

And it's not just him doing it.

I saw this other girl doing it too, this

Asian girl with the same speaker walking

around in Japan blasting it.

This is what people do for content

nowadays.

They give up on making creative stuff,

just go and be an annoying nuisance.

God, I'm starving.

I went shopping today and I had— I went to

Tesco, but I didn't go to the Tesco I

usually go to.

I had to go to the other Tesco because

Someone very kindly bought me some food,

but I had to go and collect it, but they

chose the wrong Tesco.

But anyway, it was fine because it was

actually quite a nice drive there.

It's just last time I went there was with

Sonny.

Kind of brings back some memories I'd

rather not have.

Yeah, I had to drive past the

strawberry-filled farm shop where me and

Sonny went to for the butchers, and then

we went to Tesco on that day to go and buy

yakiniku ingredients for dinner.

So it's kind of weird going back there

again, this time broken up and alone.

So apparently you're supposed to park in

the click and collect parking spot and

then they bring the shopping out to your

car.

I didn't know that.

So I went inside the supermarket and I

went up to the counter and I was like,

where's click and collect?

So they said I was supposed to be outside.

And I said, oh, well, I want to buy some

other stuff first.

So I went and did my shopping.

And I spent £68.

I got so much stuff.

So I bought £68 worth of shopping, and

then I came back to the customer service

place and they had my stuff waiting.

I brought it to my car.

Yeah, I had a nice drive home.

That's it really.

Now I'm like glued to the market because

it's going insane.

It's like the movement is insane at the

moment.

What is this?

It's like going woo woo woo woo.

I'm holding firm.

I think it's gonna crash.

It bounced really hard just now.

Now it's like tanking again.

US 500, it just confirmed the CSD and now

it's retesting

CSD and FVG.

And oh my God, we got SMT as well!

Holy crap.

We got SMT.

No, we don't.

I thought we did.

I had different time frames up by

accident.

I don't know if it counts if one is on

30-minute time frame and then the other

one's on the 4-hour time frame.

No, not SMT.

But, um, yeah, we got CISC on US 500.

I think, unless I'm reading it wrong.

No, we do.

It closed.

I mean, it did close below

the weekly low.

That rhymes.

But Nasdaq hasn't closed, hasn't even gone

near the weekly low.

I'm going to take profit at weekly low.

If it gets there.

US 500 has.

So exciting.

I'll show you my Tesco haul in a minute.

I've got so much food.

It's so nice to have food.

Oh my God.

Did you know yesterday I had 1,500

calories worth of Huel?

I was in the toilet shitting myself all

morning.

It was so bad.

It was like this burning— I don't know,

like burning fumes feeling in my stomach.

And then when I farted, it smelled like

burning rubber and I just shat out brown

liquid.

It was like hot liquid just coming right

out.

It felt horrible.

Never have 3 servings of hule in a day.

I don't know why it did that, because I

thought it's supposed to be a

nutritionally complete, healthy meal, but

it destroyed my stomach.

I had to keep going up to the toilet and

then down again, then back down, up to the

toilet.

Never again.

And it's not even cheap, so you're better

off getting food every time.

Oh God, I'm thirsty.

I don't even need a coffee.

I'm so pumped with the market, right?

Holy crap, I'm up £4.

I went from being down £25 to being up £4.

I made like £30.

Goddamn Sunny, she's got me hooked on

juice now.

Before I got with Sunny, I always drank

water and I was always like, oh, juice and

sodas, not good.

And then she got this big bottle of berry

juice Before she dumped me, and I was—

I've been drinking the berry juice

all the time.

I can't drink water now.

And then a viewer got me shopping, and one

of them was this Earn Brew, and now I'm

like hooked on it.

Oh, oh, that's so good.

There's sugar.

I don't know how I can go back to water

now.

Holy crap, I'm up 5 pounds.

I'm gonna take profit at £14, hopefully.

I don't want to push it though.

God, today was so bad and then became so

good.

If only I didn't— why do I do this every

time?

Every damn day I do this.

I take a trade in the opening session of

America market and I get wrecked.

Every time I get wrecked.

And then it takes all day for me to get my

money back.

And then to make any money, I gotta wait

overnight.

And then I make a bit of money back, and

the next day, and then American market

starts, and then I get wrecked again.

And then it takes all day long to get my

money back.

I gotta stop trading the American market.

I got to do nothing in the first half of

the day of America time.

Because I'm just getting wrecked every

time.

Because if I just shorted from the top,

I'd be up £30 right now.

I've got to stop doing this.

Holy crap, I'm up £5.

Oh my God, excuse me.

Market's tanking.

So I got so much food, I don't think I

have to go food shopping for like another

month.

I got 3 sacks of potatoes as well.

Um, yeah, it was nice going for a drive

again though.

I haven't driven for over a week.

So yeah, I was a bit, bit nervous in the

beginning, but then you get back into it,

put on your favorite music, it's nice.

Traveling— I'm gonna finish this in one

day.

I gotta stop.

Traveling Trader got wrecked in the

morning.

Traveling Trader went live in the morning

and then he tried shorting the NASDAQ, and

then out of nowhere this news candle drops

and it went and it stopped him out.

And he was like, what the fuck?

Some random news about a trade deal

happened and then he got destroyed.

My monthly food shop is 68.

Uh, so far it's £100.

Oh, I just lost all my profits.

I'm down 8 pence.

I'm up 3 pence.

I was up £5, now I'm up 7 pence.

This movement is insane.

Now I'm up £1.

What is going on?

I've never seen the market move so much at

this time.

Well, I mean, what even time is it?

2 PM?

It's like the middle random of the day.

I think CSD is holding.

That's why trading is gambling.

Well, yeah, sometimes there are random

events that happen that you just cannot

predict.

Usually when there's big news, it's on a

calendar and you know when it's gonna

happen, but this just was random.

And also Trump tweeting has created so

much randomness to it,

so it's been very unpredictable recently.

That's why you have risk management, but I

didn't.

I mean, Thriving Trader had risk

management and he got stopped out and he

lost, he lost thousands.

He lost like $650 per contract on his live

account and then he lost like $900 per

contract on his prop account.

He must have lost thousands.

I didn't lose anything because my stop

loss is so high above, it's not even going

to get stopped.

And then it came back down anyway.

See, sometimes not having a stop loss

actually saves you money,

as long as it's not too far away but also

not too tight.

If it's too tight, you get stopped out too

easily.

And if it's moving up and down like

that— oh, I keep burping now.

God, it's insane.

I just lost all my profits again.

Uh, I still think it's gonna tank.

After market.

This power hour is gonna be crazy.

I don't know, I feel like maybe I get out

until it settles down a bit.

It's just whipping up and down like crazy.

Now I'm down 20 pence.

Your accent changed slightly since you

moved to Devon.

Really?

I don't know.

I don't really talk to anyone.

I only talk to my stream.

Oh, now I'm up £2.

What?

Okay, it's definitely tanking now.

Why is the market so insane right now?

Where's Traveling Trader?

I need his insight.

Yeah, my insider info source is Traveling

Trader.

He travels and he trades.

Wait, we're in a macro.

I think we're in a macro, that's why.

Where's my macro thing?

Uh, 1 PM to 1:40.

No, we're not even in macro.

It's 2:10 EST.

We're about— oh, he already said that.

He's fighting with someone at the moment.

Oh my God, it's tanking!

I'm up £5.

I think it's this treasury auction thing.

If no one wants to buy US Treasury auction

bonds, then they're going to get screwed.

I don't know what else it would be.

Why still bother with the video titles?

Because you can't go live without a video

title.

What do you mean?

Whoa, VIX is spiking!

VIX is up 10%.

I think it's like VIX expiration day or

something like that as well today.

If I could go live without putting a

title, that'd be great.

SPY, SPY is down 1.3%.

Everyone's crying in the chat thing on

Weibo.

It's looking good for the shorts.

I have to close below 15th of May low.

It's weird, gold is not moving at all.

It's completely flat.

Why is gold just completely stationary?

It's like a flat line.

It's really weird.

You think if the market was tanking, gold

would be going up.

Oh, you guys still going on about my mum's

debt?

Maybe if you dono, then I can pay her

back.

If I don't pay her back, it's basically

your fault,

not my fault.

It's your fault I had to get a car in the

first place because I needed money because

the channel died.

Sell the car?

Well, how am I gonna go Tesco then without

a car?

How am I gonna impress the ladies with my

Peugeot?

It's not my fault the channel died.

It's, um, Mila's fault.

And then it was Sunny's fault because she

nearly got me to nuke the whole channel.

And then it's all the other girls' fault

for not having sex with me.

Of course nothing's my fault.

Why would it be my fault?

I didn't do anything wrong.

We both lost our Toronto prospects.

Who was yours?

Yeah, I would have banged Cake easy.

I don't know if I would have actually gone

to Toronto though.

Because it would have been very high risk.

And, uh, just, I don't really want to

spend thousands of pounds just to go to

Canada for a week or two.

It doesn't really sound worth it.

I could spend months in Thailand on that

kind of money.

Barrick Gold's not moving at all.

It's crazy.

Oh, Apple's getting wrecked.

That's why the market's crashing, isn't

it?

Because of Apple.

I don't know what happened to Apple.

What a move.

Well, when it just goes sideways,

eventually it's gonna explode in one

direction.

Barrick Gold's been going sideways for the

last 3 years.

How long will the bots last?

Usually just an hour.

Not me doing it, by the way.

Some retard, I think it's like his new

hobby is to wait until I go live and then

he gets bots.

Really sad.

He's like, oh, Daniel's going live.

Oh, bye, bot.

Get a life.

I wonder what the 32 flavors, the secret

recipe of Urn Brew is.

Is it just Iron Brew?

Why is it spelled Urn?

It says secret recipe, but it literally

says the ingredients on the back.

Carbonated water, sugar, acid,

caffeine.

Oh, it's got caffeine in it?

Geez, I don't even— that's why I'm so

perked up.

Ammonium ferric citrate.

It's got E211 preservative.

What is the number of that, the bug that

gets crushed up for the red color?

Coquille coquille.

Sunset Yellow FCF Poncho 4R.

May have an adverse effect on activity and

attention in children.

What is that, ADHD?

It literally says on it, it may have an

effect on children's brains.

Contains a source of phenylalanine.

Imagine all the kids' brains getting

messed up, getting ADHD because their

parents give them this.

Damn, it's good though.

It's like that weird drink people get in

Thailand, kratom or something.

I've drank a quarter of it in a day.

This stuff's dangerous.

So I want— I just want to neck it all down

at once.

It's so good.

I don't know, like the sugar and the

caffeine with the fruity flavor.

Oh my God, I want more.

Oh my God, help me.

I feel my brain like going

Like that.

Is that the cure to depression?

Endless caffeine and sugar.

Holy crap, it's tanking.

Damn, what is going— it's like no one's

talking about it either.

I'm on Traveling Traders Discord.

I don't know, they're just joking about,

about nonsense.

Market's going insane and then the, the

investing Discord aren't even saying

anything about it.

I'm up six pounds now.

Oh, this is definitely going for my take

profit.

The weekly low was on Monday.

No, what was the nineteenth?

Monday.

I'm up seven pounds now.

Seven eleven.

I'm up seven twenty four.

Um, my account is £110 now.

God, that was insane to just sit through.

It was— I— it went up, down, up, down, up,

down.

I got £5, I lost it.

I got it, I lost it.

I got it, I lost it.

Is it done now?

Can you just tank?

Holy crap, holy crap, look at SPY!

It's going to breach 15th of May.

If it goes below that and closes, it could

confirm a CSD, a change in the state of

delivery.

I made more day trading than I did on

today's stream because I made £1 today so

far.

Trading just makes a couple of pounds.

Yeah, if the trade hasn't worked yet.

If it goes in my favor, I'll make £15.

Actually, I've already made— I've made £35

today.

It's just that £25 of it was actually just

going from minus back up to break even.

Because I was in the trade and then I lost

£25, and then I waited and it came back

down and I made it back plus £7.

So actually I made £32.

It's just that I was in it at the wrong

time.

I'm back at 7-Eleven.

If I put £4K in That'll be times 10 times

4 times 40,

so my gains would be

only £280.

You're risking thousands of pounds to make

£280.

I mean, I could have lost 20% of the

account today if it didn't Crash like

that.

What's this new IKEA line?

It's not new.

I've had it there for months.

It was for my bed and my mattress.

Have I lost weight?

Maybe.

Because I've been rationing my food, but I

went food shopping today and I got loads

of food.

I got steak— no, I didn't get steaks.

I got lamb steaks.

I got pork loin, pork belly, a big box of

chicken wings.

Sausages, bacons, eggs.

I hope I didn't forget anything.

When am I getting paid?

I thought I'm going to get YouTube pay

today, but it might be later in the day

because maybe it's American time

or maybe I get it tomorrow.

I don't know.

Sometimes it's late.

It's not always on the 21st.

Hopefully soon.

Now I can get out this overdraft.

Looks like it was a dead cat bounce.

It bounced pretty hard and then it just

sold off again.

It's over for now.

Bond market is in big trouble.

Japan started it.

Yeah.

So basically

it means that the yields would be going

up, which is bad.

And the only way to get them down is if

the Fed cut rates, which they seem to not

want to do, or go into recession.

If the Fed cut rates and inflation could

go up.

Trump keeps pressuring Powell to cut the

rates, but he won't do it.

So what?

I mean, do they choose to go into

recession?

I thought you go into recession because

the economy's not doing well, not because

they want to go into a recession.

Girls dry up hard when they hear you talk

about this stuff.

Uh, no, they don't.

Sunny said it was cool.

Sunny said it's hot when guys are into

finance.

It's better than being into, I don't know,

anime and video games.

And I got 0.5% cashback using my Amazon

credit card when I did my shopping.

So sad to borrow money for a large bed for

cereal, then girlfriend goes

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

And got a big sofa for cuddling with

girlfriend, then she dumps you.

This is why I got the Japanese futon,

because I thought, okay, we broke up.

Now I'll just get a lonely bachelor bed

futon, sleep on the floor.

And then she came back to me.

And so I was like, okay, well, now she's

back.

I'm going to get IKEA stuff because we're

going to be together forever.

That worked out not so well.

It's like you plan your whole life around

a girl and you make plans based on her

being with you, being together.

And then she still has the nerve to say

that you don't care about her

because you have texts like you do.

You do all this other stuff which kind of

proves that I'm like planning a future

with her.

And then she gets upset and doesn't think

I really like her enough because texts are

dry and I don't compliment her enough.

That's so stupid.

I literally got all this stuff based on

thinking we were gonna be together

and created this new life with her in

mind,

and then she gets all mad because of texts

and lack of compliments.

So it just doesn't make any sense.

The only other reason I could think of is

maybe she just didn't really want to be

with me, and then she's like using these

other things as an excuse because it's

convenient.

When really she's— I don't know, maybe

there's this other reason, but she didn't

want to say what it was because it makes

her sound like a douche.

Could be that, I don't know.

Because then at least that way, at least

the way she broke up with me, it makes her

seem like the victim and I was the bad

guy.

Everyone wants to be the victim, don't

they?

Never listen to what women say.

Yeah, that's what I've learned from Sunny,

that

you— if you think everything they say is

something to be taken seriously, then

you're just wasting your time because

they never want to tell you what they

think.

They want you to figure it out.

For some stupid idiot reason.

They're like, if I have to tell you, then

it's not worth you doing it anymore.

Well, I like having the sofa anyway.

It's nice to sit down on it.

And I guess having a proper bed is

probably better than sleeping on the

floor.

I don't know.

I mean, it's not like the futon was

cheaper.

Actually, the futon was more expensive

because I think it was in total ¥380 for

the futon and the tatami.

Although I guess you don't really need the

tatami.

Make an apology video to Poppy.

Hmm.

Well, if that's all it takes for her to

turn against me, then better off without

her, I guess.

Didn't Poppy also donate a couple of

dollars here and there occasionally?

I gave a 24-hour timeout and then they got

mad

and haven't seen them in the chat since.

Am I easing off the scorched earth policy?

No, I already banned 2 people in the first

10 minutes of this stream.

No, market's going back up.

Don't do it.

Everyone banned.

You can buy ban immunity for only $10 a

month.

Oh,

it was only a one-day bat and didn't think

they'd get this butthurt about it.

Where's my YouTube money?

Oh, I got my OnlyFans money, £226.

Let's transfer that in quickly,

get rid of some of that overdraft.

Choose an account.

I've got £226.

I've got another £250 in there, but it's

processing.

Okay, so now my overdraft is only

1,350.

Finally making some progress.

Yeah, so

Overdraft 1350, we've got 1185 should be

coming either tonight or tomorrow.

1350 minus 1185, for God's

sake.

So that's minus 165, and then I've still

got another

How much?

One— no, I still got another $200 in my

OnlyFans.

Minus $165 plus

$200 times 0.75,

that means I'll be at minus $15, and I've

got like fifth— I got £11 in my PayPal, so

my overdraft will be minus £4 unless I can

make a bit more money.

And then beginning of June, minus £900

again, minus £100 and something for

electricity,

minus internet, minus Amazon.

I'll be back down £1,116 overdraft.

So annoying.

Like, it takes all month to get out of the

overdraft, and then beginning of the next

month I'm straight back in the overdraft,

and now I just lost all my gains.

£7 gains is now minus 15 pence.

What a stupid market.

I could have made £5 like 6 times now

because it keeps going down and up and

down and up and down and up and down.

It's really— I can't get out of the

fucking overdraft.

So

let's say I end the month £100 and I've

got £900 rent, £130 electricity, £31

internet, £51 Amazon, and I got the IKEA

loan, £100.

I'll be down £1,112 overdraft again.

And then, I don't know, £500 OnlyFans,

maybe £1,000 YouTube.

And then £150 PayPal.

At the end of June, I should be up £500.

And then beginning of July, minus rent,

minus electricity, internet, thingy, post

and food, and IKEA loan, I'll be down

£700.

And then beginning— end of July will be up

minus 719 plus 1.

I should be up £900 end of July, and then

beginning of August I'll only be in

overdraft a tiny bit.

So it's going to take until September

until I can

Begin months out of overdraft.

September.

Goddamn, that's 4 months away.

I'm gonna be in and out of overdraft for

the next 4 months.

Brutal, I know.

I mean, that's assuming that I don't spend

hundreds on other random stuff.

I've spent a lot of money this month.

Let me show you my spreadsheet.

My spreadsheet.

I've spent £2,500 this month on council

tax, sex stuff from Temu, barbecue,

beanbag, Kingdom Come Deliverance, new

tyre,

trading.

I put £100 into my trading account.

£75 Traveling Traders Discord

and £10 overdraft.

Electric was £130, but it should be

getting cheaper now.

Um, I won't have to pay council tax again

until November.

I'm not buying the sex stuff again from

Temu.

I'm not buying another beanbag or another

Kingdom Come or another tire.

So I'm hoping— so if you exclude all of

those one-off purchases My food was $100,

rent was $900.

Um, I don't know if I'm gonna get a 3rd

month on Trav and Trade's Discord.

And then overdraft, Amazon card, internet,

and electric altogether was $1,229.

So I can get my expenses down to $1,100

something.

Now that my internet— I mean, my

electricity is going to be much cheaper.

I'm barely using any electricity now.

No heating, no car.

It's just for the computer, I guess, and

cooking.

I reckon electric bill is going to be like

£70.

It's just that it's still expensive every

month because I built up a lot of debt in

my electric account.

From the 2 months where I was just

blasting the heating.

You'll come up with more one-offs.

Yeah, I just wonder what though.

Unless I need to get another tire again,

which is unlikely.

The other 2 tires look fine, and I'm not

doing delivery work.

What would I get?

A new game?

A new bit of furniture?

I feel like I've got everything I want

now.

I've got the sofa, I've got the bean bag,

I've got a garden chair, I've got all the

kitchen stuff I need.

What else do I need or want?

I don't really care about TV or projector

now.

Problem is I might get bored and then buy

something stupid,

or I might blow my trading account and add

another £100.

Oh yeah, Switch 2.

Is it worth the gamble?

£400 is pretty expensive, plus games.

I don't really want it,

although it might be cool to sit on the

beanbag and play it, but what am I gonna

play?

Why would I play on a tiny little Switch

when I've got this massive monitor?

I just— I would need so many views, and

unless I can get it off Amazon and return

it, the risk of not getting views, which

has been what's happening recently, has

not been getting any views.

The risk of not getting views It's too

high.

I would need 200,000 views, I think, to

pay for it.

How much did my Switch OLED video make?

The problem is I need so many views just

to break even.

Although if I can get it and then sell it

or send it back, then I mean, that would

all be profit, wouldn't it?

And my Switch videos have always done

well, like Switch Lite, Switch OLED.

It's a bit of a gamble, isn't it?

I got 526,000 views on my Why I Regret

Buying the Switch OLED video, and it made

$1,600.

That's £1,200.

I could buy 3 Switch 2s, so I would only

need a third of that.

That's insane.

I didn't realize it's got so many views.

526,000.

It's just been constantly going up over

the last 5 years.

Uh, 526,000.

Divide by 3.

I would need 175,000 views to make £400.

Hmm.

Tricky.

Or 7— I'd need 17 videos with 10K views

each, or 100 videos with how many views

each?

One, I need 100 videos with 1,700 views

each.

I could pump out 100 videos.

Why Switch 2 superior to Steam Deck,

ROG Ally, and then the reverse, and Steam

Switch 2 versus my gaming laptop.

You just do loads of stuff like that,

performance tests.

I can't be bothered.

I'd just rather not do it.

Although if I did do it, it'd be nice if I

just made one video and it got half a

million views.

If I can get it off Amazon and get a

refund after using it for a month, it

might be worth doing.

Oh no, market's bouncing.

Oh no, do you think it holds or— I don't

know.

When it sells off hard, it always rips

back up equally as hard.

Unless Trump comes out and says something

to ease it.

If there was a game on Switch 2 that I

actually wanted, then it might be worth

it, but then it's kind of expensive.

£400.

Put it off as— put it on as a business

expense.

I used to get some massive views reviewing

Nintendo games like Pokémon Arceus got me

100K views.

Zelda Breath of the Wild got me,

I don't know, 100K views, something.

Triggering the Nintendo fanboys is quite a

good market.

They get so triggered.

They're so defensive over it.

But I just— I don't want to pay £80 for

these stupid games and then I can't even

refund it because I don't want to play

Donkey Kong or whatever, Mario Kart.

These are stupid kid games.

I don't know why adults love it so much.

Oh, the nostalgia.

Yeah, I have nostalgia about Monkey

Island, but I wouldn't want to play it

anymore.

Yeah, I figured out where these bots are

coming from.

On the demographics on the stream that I

didn't take down, that hasn't removed the

bot views yet, it says 3rd biggest

demographic, Brazil.

I never get Brazilian viewers,

so these are coming from Brazil, not

India.

Usually it's India.

If you see like load of views that you

don't usually get and you see India, it's

definitely bots.

I definitely don't have 5% Brazilian

viewers.

Did I get paid?

I got some OnlyFans money.

Well, I don't know what my stock money is

at.

Let me just— because Barrick Gold's gone

up actually.

Portfolio is at 3959 plus my Ethereum.

My Ethereum is worth

probably 380 now,

388.

So we're at 4347 on the stocks, so that's

gone up a bit.

Just change it.

Quickly.

3, 4,

7.

We're still £550 away from having enough

to pay off the Amazon card,

but my SPY short should be going up nicely

tomorrow with this sell-off.

They're not coming from Brazil, otherwise

it'd be number 1.

True,

but I never have Brazilian viewers.

Why would it be number 3?

What about this one?

It says not finished processing.

Brazil, 4.1%.

I don't notice Brazilian people.

In the chat?

Who's from Brazil?

United States, United Kingdom, and then

Canada, and then Germany, Australia.

Weird.

Maybe get some new Brazilian fangirls.

Oh, I'm up £6!

Goddamn, today's wild.

I went from being down £25 now to up £6.

I just need it to tank a little bit more.

Come on,

US 500 has already broken below Uh, the

weekly low, way below it.

NASDAQ is still not even touched the

weekly low.

I should have shorted US 500.

God, if, uh, NASDAQ dropped as low as US

500 has, I'd be up £20.

Why is it not dropping?

I mean, on percentage scale,

uh, SPY is down 1.5%, NASDAQ's down 1.9%.

So it's down more, but it, like, in

percentage terms, it's down more.

But on the graph, the SPY has moved down

more below

a key level whilst NASDAQ's still above

this key level.

Which isn't that bullish divergence?

We already had the bullish move up

earlier.

We're gonna be entering the

315 macro in

8 plus 15 minutes, 23 minutes.

It's gonna be wild.

Power hour.

I wonder if it rips or it tanks.

Looks like it's slowing down now.

I think once it calms down, slows down, it

will just sell off.

The buying activity is crazy.

Oh, I got to put the rubbish out today.

I got loads of cardboard.

Food waste, plastics.

I think I can put cardboard out as well.

What happens if it's raining though and I

put the stuff outside?

Won't it get all soaked?

I left my box table outside and it got

rained on, now it's like all deformed.

Yeah, I leave my camping chair outside

because it's, um, it's made out of

waterproof material, so I think it's fine.

I still don't know who got me that.

Oh, I'm up £7.50.

Come on, we're going for a weekly low.

Damn, the market shot up over nothing.

And then just tanked.

Typical power of 3.

We've got consolidation, got manipulated

up,

wrecked everyone going short, and then it

came all the way back down after grabbing

all that liquidity.

I'm up £9!

My account is at £111, £112 now.

I'm up £9!

Don't need a job because I'm a pro trader.

Wait, we're— oh no, we're not.

We're still not at the weekly low.

It's definitely the draw of liquidity.

I think if we can get down to weekly low,

I'll lock in that amount and then let the

take profit move it down, let it run.

Wow, SPY has gone way past the weekly low.

It's tapped into the 15th of May weekly

low, which was the week before this week's

weekly low.

If it closes below that weekly low And we

get a CSD confirmation.

Market's going down.

Bond yields going insane.

No way to bring them down unless they have

a recession.

You only like it when I'm losing money.