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[2019-06-03] don't EVER message my wife [9yZ4LDxAx4w]
2019-06-03 · 11 min
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Oh look, it's Mrs. Mimo. What's she doing?
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0:01–0:05 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_0I didn't know this, but apparently the
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0:05–0:07 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_1shaver charging plug goes here.
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0:08–0:10 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_2Oh, it fits! I didn't know that.
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0:18–0:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_3Hi, this is a bit of an update video on
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0:28–0:31 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_4since from— I
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0:31–0:38 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_5asked my wife about the whole
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0:38–0:41 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_6dating website profile thing and she
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0:42–0:44 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_7admitted that she was the one who made the
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0:44–0:46 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_8profile. It wasn't a troll, it wasn't some
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0:47–0:48 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_9weirdo pretending to be her, it was
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0:48–0:50 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_10actually her. So it turns out my wife
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0:50–0:52 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_11didn't cheat on me and the reason why she
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0:52–0:54 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_12made that dating profile wasn't so she
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0:55–0:56 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_13could find other guys or to hook up or to
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0:57–0:59 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_14find a new boyfriend. The only reason she
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0:59–1:01 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_15made a profile on that dating website was
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1:02–1:03 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_16to spy on my profile. She said that she
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1:03–1:07 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_17thought she had to make a profile in order
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1:07–1:08 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_18to see my profile, but you don't. You can
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1:09–1:11 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_19see anyone's profile on Japan Cupid even
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1:11–1:13 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_20if you don't have your own profile. And
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1:14–1:15 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_21even if you did need your own profile,
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1:16–1:17 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_22why didn't you just make a fake profile
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1:17–1:19 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_23with fake pictures or no pictures? You
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1:19–1:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_24don't have to put pictures on your profile
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1:22–1:24 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_25to make a profile. I don't know, maybe she
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1:24–1:26 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_26thought she had to make a proper profile
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1:26–1:28 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_27that's fully filled out in order to see my
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1:28–1:30 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_28profile. I feel kind of relieved that she
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1:30–1:32 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_29said she's not on that website to find
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1:33–1:34 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_30other guys and she's not looking for other
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1:34–1:36 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_31guys. I also asked her if she slept with
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1:36–1:38 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_32anyone since we've been separated and she
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1:38–1:40 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_33said no. And I'm just going to take her
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1:41–1:43 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_34word for it. She could be lying and I
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1:43–1:44 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_35wouldn't even know if she was lying or
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1:44–1:46 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_36not. But sometimes, you know, sometimes if
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1:46–1:48 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_37it's a painful truth, I'd rather just be
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1:48–1:50 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_38lied to instead of knowing that painful
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1:50–1:52 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_39truth. And if she told me that she has
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1:52–1:54 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_40been sleeping with a bunch of different
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1:54–1:56 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_41guys, it would be very painful, and I
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1:56–1:58 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_42think I'd just prefer not to know. So I
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1:58–2:01 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_43guess if she really wanted to hurt me,
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2:01–2:02 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_44she could just make up a story about her
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2:02–2:05 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_45sleeping with a bunch of guys. She could
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2:05–2:07 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_46just pretend that she slept with a bunch
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2:07–2:08 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_47of guys even if she didn't. But luckily,
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2:09–2:11 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_48I don't think she's that kind of person.
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2:11–2:13 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_49She's not completely crazy. I suppose
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2:13–2:16 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_50admittedly I did overreact a little bit.
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2:16–2:18 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_51When I found that profile of hers. And I
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2:18–2:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_52may have accidentally doxxed her by
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2:21–2:23 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_53accident when I showed you those photos.
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2:23–2:25 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_54Somehow people found her Facebook and her
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2:26–2:27 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_55Instagram even though they're set to
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2:27–2:29 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_56private, and she said about 20 people,
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2:29–2:31 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_57random people, messaged her. And to be
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2:32–2:34 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_58honest, I don't like this. I find this a
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2:35–2:36 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_59bit disturbing. I don't like people
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2:36–2:38 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_60messaging her. I don't like having people
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2:39–2:41 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_61who know me from my channel try and look
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2:41–2:43 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_62her social media up and then send her
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2:43–2:45 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_63private messages and start Talking to her
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2:46–2:47 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_64and acting all chummy chum chum, and I'd
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2:48–2:49 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_65prefer it if other guys didn't try and
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2:50–2:51 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_66message her or private message her and try
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2:51–2:53 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_67and become friends with her because that's
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2:54–2:56 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_68just weird. If you have something to say
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2:56–2:58 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_69to her, I'd prefer it if you just wrote it
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2:58–3:00 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_70in the comments of my videos because she
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3:00–3:02 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_71watches my videos and she checks the
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3:02–3:04 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_72comments. She sent me a screenshot of this
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3:04–3:06 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_73guy who sent her a message called Greg.
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3:06–3:08 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_74Hello, I teach English. Ha ha ha ha.
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3:09–3:12 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_75You know you're kind of famous now,
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3:12–3:14 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_76right? Congratulations. Is the whole thing
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3:14–3:16 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_77real? Sometimes I think it's fake. If it's
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3:16–3:19 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_78real, it must be a nightmare. It's like
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3:19–3:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_79he's saying, oh, poor you having to put up
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3:21–3:23 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_80with the nightmare that Daniel started,
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3:23–3:24 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_81that Daniel caused. Here, here's my
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3:25–3:27 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_82shoulder to cry on. Piss off, Greg. No
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3:27–3:29 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_83one's crying on your shoulder, and I don't
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3:30–3:31 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_84give you permission to be chatting to my
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3:31–3:33 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_85wife. And no one cares if you teach
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3:33–3:34 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_86English. No one asked, okay? Oh wow, a
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3:35–3:37 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_87foreigner teaching English in Japan. How
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3:37–3:39 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_88original. When 99% of all foreigners
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3:39–3:41 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_89living in Japan teach English, it's not
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3:41–3:42 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_90really something to boast about, is it?
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3:42–3:44 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_91Piss off, Greg. I'm sorry, I just really
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3:44–3:47 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_92don't like it when people private message
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3:47–3:49 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_93her and then start talking about me in a
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3:49–3:51 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_94negative way. It's none of your business.
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3:52–3:53 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_95Leave us alone. Leave her alone.
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3:53–3:54 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_96Sometimes I feel like people on the
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3:55–3:56 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_97internet don't know how to respect other
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3:57–3:58 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_98people's personal boundaries, and it's,
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3:59–4:00 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_99it's not okay. It's not okay to start
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4:01–4:03 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_100messaging some other guy's wife and say
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4:03–4:05 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_101stuff like, oh, your life must be a
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4:05–4:07 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_102nightmare now because of your husband.
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4:08–4:09 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_103No, her life is great, my life is great,
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4:10–4:12 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_104our lives are great. Thank you very much
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4:12–4:14 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_105for your concern, but it's not really
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4:14–4:16 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_106needed. So in conclusion, my wife's not
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4:16–4:20 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_107seeing other men, everything's great. She
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4:20–4:22 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_108made the dating profile but not to find
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4:23–4:24 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_109other guys, she only made it so she could
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4:25–4:26 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_110spy on me. And, um, going to Japan
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4:27–4:30 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_111soon. Bye! Hello and welcome back
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4:30–4:34 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_112to another exciting episode of Cooking
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4:34–4:36 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_113with Daniel. Today we're going to be
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4:36–4:37 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_114making Smoky posh sausages. For
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4:38–4:41 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_115ingredients, we have hickory smoke
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4:41–4:44 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_116barbecue sausages, streaky bacon
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4:44–4:48 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_117rashers, and a brown paper bag.
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4:49–4:51 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_118Wow, a massive cucumber! I think 2
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4:58–5:02 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_119should be more than enough.
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5:02–5:03 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_120Chop, chop, chop,
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5:07–5:10 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_121chop, chop,
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5:11–5:13 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_122chop.
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5:13–5:14 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_123We need a little bit of oil like this,
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5:18–5:22 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_124or samon, and then we need to mix it
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5:23–5:26 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_125around. Get it all nice and
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5:27–5:30 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_126covered in oil. Now we have to do the
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5:31–5:33 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_127These are weird-looking sausages. They're
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5:39–5:42 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_128very slimy. I think I'll just have one.
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5:42–5:45 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_129Oh, it's quite easy. You just twist it
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5:50–5:53 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_130around. You might need another one.
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5:53–5:55 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_131And now we just have to pop my sausage
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5:57–5:59 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_132onto the baking tray, move these potatoes
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6:00–6:02 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_133out of the way,
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6:02–6:03 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_134and then whack it in the oven. Do do do do
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6:07–6:10 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_135do do do do do. Cooking is so easy.
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6:11–6:14 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_136Next, we have to fry the onions.
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6:16–6:18 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_137That's very easy to
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6:21–6:24 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_138do.
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6:24–6:25 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_139First, put some oil into the pan
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6:53–6:58 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_140and then the onions.
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6:58–7:01 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_141Okay, so the onions have started to go
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7:12–7:15 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_142brown. Now we're going to add the mixed
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7:16–7:17 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_143beans and the passata sauce.
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7:18–7:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_144Look, there's juice coming out.
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7:39–7:41 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_145And then we add the passata sauce.
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8:00–8:03 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_146Like so. We're going to give it a bit of a
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8:07–8:10 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_147stir,
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8:10–8:10 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_148and we also have to add the chipotle
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8:19–8:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_149sauce.
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8:21–8:21 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_150Chipotle sauce, not sure what it
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8:25–8:28 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_151smells like. Smells like ketchup,
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8:28–8:31 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_152actually. Put some of that in.
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8:31–8:33 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_153Tastes exactly like ketchup. Give it
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8:39–8:43 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_154a mix,
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8:50–8:52 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_156Now we have to put the buns in the
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8:57–9:01 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_157oven. Cut it in half
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9:12–9:16 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_159then put it into the oven. Oh, it's very
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9:16–9:19 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_160hot.
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9:20–9:20 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_161Quick! Oh, it's in too deep.
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9:25–9:27 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_162Then we can put the chili.
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9:29–9:32 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_163Mixed beans and onions can go here.
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9:33–9:36 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_164Looks very good, very, very good.
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9:58–10:02 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_165And then we can also put on some grated
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10:03–10:06 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_166hard cheese for
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10:06–10:09 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_167some extra flavor.
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10:10–10:11 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_168Place the hot dog bun here.
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10:16–10:19 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_169Oh wow, the sausage looks really nice,
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10:20–10:22 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_170golden brown. It's beautiful,
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10:23–10:28 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_171look at it.
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10:28–10:29 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_172Hmm.
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10:32–10:33 · rev_bd804971fd15c0b8328a4522071a23fd_173Unknown cares.
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