i moved to TOKYO - life update [F_i5Gw8_XbQ]

Welcome to my new home.

I'll give you a tour.

Talk to us about how you felt about Hong

Kong guy. Well, I was disappointed that

you guys didn't really seem interested.

I thought we'd get like 200 viewers. I saw

the viewer drop down to like 190.

And then I just felt like, oh my God,

this is a mistake. I want to go home.

I really thought— I don't know why, but

for some reason I thought you guys would

be really interested to see Hong Kong Guy

again and be full of questions and like

troll him. But it seemed like no one

really cared. I miscalculated.

But it happens, whatever.

Also, I barely made any money because it's

like he picked the worst ever yakiniku for

livestream in a basement. Lots of music,

really hot. My phone overheated.

Couldn't have been any worse for

a lot— for a place to livestream in.

Terrible. I didn't make any money. I made

like $9, I think.

The stream's monetized now.

Song edit thing, but it's too late.

Ads. Oh well.

I guess his video is fine because he

edited it and he put it out— edited out

the blank spaces where we weren't talking.

I think the problem with the livestream

was the bits when we weren't talking, the

music was very audible, and when we're

talking, the music got talked over. So I

reckon his video probably made more money

Yeah, I guess it was kind of a stupid

idea. It's like, imagine Keemstar and

Leafy meet up after 7 years

since the drama. No one cares anymore and

there's nothing to talk about that's

relevant. So, well, I thought it'd

be interesting to see him again. I thought

maybe it would reinvoke old feelings. It

kind of did, I don't know.

I just ended up losing $55 and only made

$11, so net loss.

Big mistake.

I had to pay for all the Akiniku and then

half of the round 1 players.

I think I'm about done with live

streaming. Now I've got myself an

apartment, I don't need to go outside. I

can't be bothered walking around outside

anymore. I don't think

I'm gonna do outside streams here.

I really can't be bothered to walk

Felt so tired. I was on the bullet train

for hours. I kept falling asleep on the

bullet train. And then these 2 people next

to me— oh my, I just don't get it. It was

this fat, ugly Japanese guy

with this really hot Japanese girlfriend.

I don't get it.

She was like really slim, long hot legs,

and I had a few peeks at her face and her

face looked pretty good too. And I looked

at him and he was like no chin,

underbite, fat Can't even afford to get,

um, reserved seats in the bullet train,

had to sit on peasant class. So how is he

rich? So annoying.

And then I had to sit next to her and she

kept like touching my leg when she was

fiddling with— I don't

understand why girls like that date guys

like that. It's so weird.

I kept nearly falling asleep, then my neck

was really hurting on the bullet train.

Didn't even get to see Mount Fuji.

But last night I had a good night's sleep

because the American guy luckily was

silent for my last night at the guest

house. He was really quiet.

Maybe he got told off, I don't know.

Lagging, am I? I didn't even check my

Wi-Fi. Pocket Wi-Fi is charged up.

Um.

I don't even know why I'm using the pocket

Wi-Fi. I should have just used the

apartment Wi-Fi.

Testing, is it working? Testing,

is it working?

I switched it to the apartment Wi-Fi.

I can't find the pocket Wi-Fi. Where is

it?

Typical. That stupid pocket Wi-Fi ran out

of battery just when I went live. Can't

believe it. Can you believe it?

I just— I can't believe it sometimes.

Zero. Why does this stupid thing always go

so— battery dies so quick.

I don't know if the apartment Wi-Fi is

good enough for streaming.

It's the stream. It seems like it's

lagging still. It seems like

it's lagging still. Or is it okay?

I can't believe I didn't check if the

pocket Wi-Fi was even on or had battery

before going live.

Oh my God, I've got to stop doing live

streams and

this stupid thing doesn't turn on. Even

when it's charging until it has like a

couple percent battery.

So this apartment's really quiet. I

haven't heard anything. I don't hear any

traffic. It's a

room not at the front of the building but

like the back of the building. It's really

nice. Finally feel like I've got a home

instead of just a room with a bunch of

other stupid guys.

Why won't it turn on? It's charging,

isn't it?

I really didn't

prepare well. Didn't prepare well.

Oh, it is charging.

The apartment is £700

a week, so pretty expensive.

Oh.

Yeah, it's like £100 a day,

so it would cost £2,800

for a whole month. I only booked it for a

week, so it's okay. I just

couldn't stand that stupid guest house

anymore. I hate that place.

I didn't really see Tokyo yet. I just got

to Tokyo Station on the bullet train, got

onto the subway. I noticed the underground

train doors are really wide here.

I'm not going to do the tour unless we get

over 100 viewers.

I'm not even in central Tokyo, I'm on the

outskirts.

I don't know how much central Tokyo would

cost for an apartment. You know, this

place probably costs like £600 or £700 a

month for a Japanese person to rent.

I'm on the east side.

Oh, shut up, Ollie. I just started

streaming like 2 minutes ago. All you do

is whine. All you do is say boring. Oh,

this is boring. Oh, I'm not watching that.

Oh, boring.

Irritating.

I just went live like 3 minutes ago. Give

it a chance. Don't tell me to

relax. You relax. You're always whining

like a woman. Getting annoying. Sick and

tired of you people whining all the time.

I tried so hard to get Hong Kong guy on

the stream. You guys didn't even watch it.

Had like 80, 90 viewers and I got

demonetized and I only got one donation

and I had to pay for everything. I can't

believe Hong Kong guy made me pay for both

of our yakiniku and I barely ate anything.

Still hungry later in the day.

I can't believe he was still waiting for

me to pay for yakiniku.

I didn't really know what to talk about

either, to be honest.

I mean, it's kind of interesting that

since 3 years ago he and Chihiro never

spoke. It's just like I was saying, they

weren't friends. She was just using him to

get back at me. Everyone was like, oh,

she can be friends, they're just friends,

Daniel. They're not friends.

If they're friends, well, how come they

don't talk since like 3 years ago?

She was only doing these videos and

livestreams with him because she knew it

annoyed me.

See, I'm always right eventually.

Wait, I need to put ads on my new

Helldivers video. I need

to make Helldivers videos. All these new

guns got released for the game, but you

need in-game currency medals to unlock

them, which means I need to grind the

game. I can't be bothered. I need to

get another 100 credits to unlock the new

weapons pages.

I wish there was a cheat code so I just

unlock everything.

I don't want to pay $6 to unlock— to buy

in-game currency. If I pay someone

to grind the game, then I won't make any

money. Wait,

I'll put the ads on my new Helldivers

video, then we do the apartment tour.

I woke up so early today. I woke up at

like 6 AM. I couldn't get back to sleep,

so I just woke up.

I thought I'd be really sleepy because I

went to bed late last night.

God, I'd love to live in a place— this

place is so nice. Japanese Modern

Japanese apartments are really good, but

old Japanese apartments suck. I don't know

what happened, but Japan's really improved

with their modern apartment making.

It's weird, the old buildings suck. They

got really thin walls, horrible fittings,

but then these modern ones are so good.

It's so quiet here. I don't know if that's

because no one's home and

when they come home it'll be loud.

Wait, I'm just posting my new video public

on my second channel.

Do you like my

new video? Helldivers 2 testing

explosive gun, insane damage.

I'm like a month too old to be talking

about these guns. These guns came out a

month ago. I can't catch up now.

I'm way behind in the game. I can't grind

it. I might spend tomorrow grinding it.

And I reviewed the Ghost of Tsushima PC

port. That'll do for now.

Imagine I got American neighbors. I was

sitting in the park because I arrived here

at 2 PM. They said check-ins at 3 PM, so I

sat in the park. All these mosquitoes

started coming for me. I saw a black

woman. I wonder what she does here.

Oh wow, thanks, Irene. Hi. Yeah, I'm gonna

do— wow, we've got 100 viewers. Let's

start the apartment tour.

I hope my phone doesn't overheat. I put

the air conditioning on to 24 degrees,

which is kind of hot for my phone.

I don't know if I want to do any more

meeting viewers. I'm tired. Can we get an

apartment tour? The Hong Kong guy meetup

kind of bummed me out.

I feel like just sticking to my 10-hour

solo monologue ranting.

Isn't reviewing games oversaturated

market? Yeah, but there's like

millions of people who want that content,

so you just have to tap into one point

0.0001% out of millions of people.

If I can just grab, I don't know, 5,000 to

10,000 people, then it will make better

money than this channel.

It's a lot bigger market than whatever

market this is. I don't even know what

this is anymore. Depressed British guy in

Japan.

Who's bored? Maximum viewership ceiling

5,000 people versus gaming market 10

bazillion people. Hmm, which one

could I get more views on?

Okay, apartment tour.

I don't know how to turn the bedroom light

on. I got 2 beds if someone

wants a free place to stay. I don't know

where the bedroom light is. Which lens

should I use? Uh, this one's

a bit more stable. Yeah, this one I think

is good. Got a little light. I don't know

what this is. I guess it's a light. It

looks kind of weird. Maybe it's nice and

orange. Oh, that's quite nice. No,

I'm not leaving Japan. I'm still in Japan.

I'm in Tokyo.

Um,

nice view. How do I turn off— turn

on the lights?

Maybe this one. But it doesn't—

oh,

is it— oh, oh, you got to keep pressing

it. That's really bright.

There's a weird orange

glow. It's really bright. I don't like

this light. These lights are

a bit better. I like the orange lights,

don't like the white lights.

Maybe wide angle.

No, I didn't book it on Airbnb.

Got it on this other website. Secret.

Got a fancy intercom thing. Says I have

one oshirase.

It's got like a little camera. It's cool.

I remember when I was married. We had that

camera door thing and I was flicking

through the different images. I forgot

why. I think I was scared.

Australia— oh, I remember! Oh,

I was trying to check to see if Australian

guy ever came and if he rang the doorbell,

his, his face would come up on the little

intercom thing. So I was flicking through

all the pictures because it saves the

pictures on here. So you can see who rang

the doorbell. I thought, I wonder if

Australian guy ever rang the doorbell.

No, I couldn't find his picture. So we

got the toilet. I like how in Japan

toilet's in a different room. Toilet. I

don't know if it's— oh, it's nice and

warm. And then we got the bathroom. I love

Japanese bathrooms, they're so nice.

This reminds me, this looks just like the

one when I was married. I love— I don't

know why they put a mirror in the shower

though. Do Japanese people just like

looking at themselves naked in the shower?

So imagine like Japanese girls in the

shower, they're like, oh yeah, I'm so hot,

look at my naked body. It's kind of weird,

put the shower— I mean, look at the mirror

in the shower like this.

And I've got laundry machine, could do

some laundry. They gave me 2 packets

of detergent. Got a nice

mirror here. Lots of pimples.

Nice bath. I'm gonna have a hot bath every

day. It's funny, they got this little

plastic seat. This is how Japanese people

have a shower. They get naked and then

they sit on this little baby's chair like

this. They sit like this, butt naked,

in front of the mirror, and then they fill

this little bowl up, and then they just

chuck bowls of water on themselves. It's

such a— I don't know why Japanese people

have such a weird way of washing

themselves. Why would you do that? Why

don't you stand under the shower? Why do

you sit on a little chair? It's like a

little potty. Don't you think it's weird?

Imagine sitting here in front of the

mirror and you're like shampooing, and I

guess you pour the shower water into the

bowl and then you like put it on top of

your head. Looks like that helmet from

Star Wars,

the Rebel Alliance.

Yeah, I think it's weird how Japanese

people have showers. You see in the onsen,

they've got rows of showers, the open

shower, and there are old naked men just

sitting there like this, chucking water on

themselves, like, and then

they have a shower before they get into

the bath. What's the point of that?

I don't really have a bath to clean

myself. I was just sitting there because

it feels nice. I don't really care if I'm

a bit sweaty or oily, don't I?

I have really weird washing rituals.

And then, oh yeah, I've got shampoo,

lots of shampoo. Good, good.

I love these Japanese bathrooms, like,

with a little unit All built into the

sink. And they have nice

shower rooms. I do like the shower units

in Japan.

Oh, the floor— the floor's like textured

so you don't slide.

Yeah, I don't really wash myself in the

bath. If I want to wash myself, I have a

shower. The bath is for relaxation and

warming up. I might, you know,

I wash my five skin, my toenails and stuff

if I'm in the bath. I guess I'm

technically washing because I put soap

into the water so it goes all bubbly. So I

guess I'm washing myself. And then we've

got the kitchen. I had to ditch

my mirror because it would crack in my

bag. But luckily they give you a mirror

here in case you need to do selfie mode.

TV is kind of weird. I'm not going to sit

at the table watching TV. Really weird

place to put a TV. They should have put it

there in front of the sofa. The sofa is

where you want to sit when you watch TV,

not at the dinner table and have it so

close. Weird place for the TV, but I'm not

going to use TV anyway. Got my laptop and

got microwave. I got dinner,

got curry katsu and a banana and milk.

Don't know what this is for. What's that

for?

Put liquid in it. Got pizza crisps.

And then the freezer. Yeah, I don't know

why I put the banana in the fridge. We all

cold.

Filipino banana, my favorite.

And then we got plates

and frying pans so I can do cooking. I

don't know if I'll bother doing cooking.

I haven't bothered. May— I don't know,

maybe I might just buy

some meat. I don't know if there's oil,

so I gotta buy everything. I gotta buy

seasoning, I gotta buy oil.

Get a knife,

chopping board. No, I got to buy cooking

oil then if there's no oil, unless it's a

new nonstick pan.

I don't

know, that pan looks kind of old and

scratched up.

Yeah, it's gonna be my home for this whole

week. I reckon this place, for a Japanese

person, it would only cost £500

or £600 a month. What do you think?

I reckon it's like ¥70,000 a month,

but since I'm renting it— I mean, booking

it as like a hotel room— they charge you

like 4 times.

They charge you 4 times what it actually

should be. This would be a nice place

to live. I wouldn't mind living here if I

would have a visa and I could just rent it

at a normal price instead of a tourist

price. Yeah,

I wouldn't be able to stay here for very

long. For months, it would cost so much

money. That's the sucky thing

about traveling in Japan. There's cheap

accommodation, but they all suck. Slum

hotels, guest houses, capsule hotels,

dormitories. It's so horrible to live in

those places for months on end, but then

you save so much money you could use it

for good food and traveling, or you could

blow all your money on a nice place like

this and you've got no money left over for

travel and good food. I guess if you're

rich it doesn't matter, but I'm not.

That's why you need lots of money. Well,

this door's weird.

Why does it open like that?

Uh-huh.

I'm worried the guest house is gonna

try get money out of me because I didn't

clean the room. Can't be bothered. They

already have a cleaner that cleans the

whole place every week. Why doesn't she

just clean the room? Why do I have to

clean the room? Can't be bothered.

Well, what are they gonna do?

Hmm. Yeah, so I don't know if

I'm gonna go outside and stream. Depends

if I get bored or not. I would

have to get on the train for like 20

minutes to actually get into Tokyo.

I'm in the boring part.

It's not interesting.

How will they get money if you didn't give

card? Well, I did. I paid by credit card,

so I don't know if they can keep taking

money out my credit card. If they do, can

I phone up my bank? So annoying

when I try to buy stuff online. My bank

blocks me, but when some random company is

taking money on my card, they don't block

them.

So I don't know if I'm gonna be in

trouble. Oh, whatever, they'll probably

just take like £20. If they take more than

£20, then I'll have to phone the bank, I

guess, to try and get it back.

I thought you used bank transfer. I don't

know what it was. It was like a Flywire

thing. I don't know what that is. And then

you just enter your card details and

confirm the payment. Why isn't there an

option to not let people just take money

out your credit card? They shouldn't be

able to do that. You should need my

permission to take my money. Doesn't make

any sense. No, I didn't

pay a deposit. There was a ¥30,000

entrance fee. They said it's

non-refundable. Well, if it's not

refundable, then why am I going to be

bothered to clean and stuff? Give me back

It was kind of stupid. They said I have to

clean the room for the next person.

Shouldn't you get a professional cleaner

to clean the room for the next person? I

wouldn't want to move into that room after

I've cleaned it. You think I'm good at

cleaning? I left

¥1,000 on the fridge to get rid of my

bedsheets. They said I would have to

dispose of the bedding myself by

contacting the city. As if I'm gonna do

that. Just get rid of it for me. It's a

stupid place, isn't it? I've got time to

go around phoning up the city arranging a

pickup for some stupid bedsheets?

The hell do they think I am?

Paid so much money, at least do something

for me.

You're paying 70 ¥70,000

a month for some crappy guest house room.

At least do the cleaning for me.

Telling me to do everything myself. If I'm

paying that much money, I want golden

service.

No, this place is a high-end professional

place, so they got professional cleaners.

I'm talking about the guest house.

Trying to get me to clean it. I'll clean

it, okay? I'll rub my dick on the whole

place. That's what you get.

Clean the whole room with my knob end.

How about that?

I didn't even charge my battery bank. I

got 57%. Probably do 6

or 7 hour stream today.

So do you like the stream more like this

because it's quiet and peaceful, or do you

like noisy traffic and me getting angry at

every person who walks past me? Maybe

tomorrow I might go outside. I don't know.

I'm more kind of interested in doing some

gaming videos now I've got my own place to

live. So I think the other room is on that

side. That side is a hallway, and I'm on

the corner because there's windows here.

That's just outside the window, so there's

obviously no room there. And no, so I

think I'm actually quite well isolated

from any neighbors. It's so nice and

quiet. I don't hear that stupid fat

American. Stomping around. God, I hate him

so much. Ruined my stay in Japan.

But I did save a lot of money. £400 a

There's not much better options that I

could have chosen. I suffered those 2

months to save a bit of money so I could

blow it all on this place.

That's what life is about. You save some

here, you splurge a bit there.

Train station is pretty close.

Oh wait, did I set my videos public?

Oh, I forgot to buy bath soaps.

People are so stupid. Look, my Steam

Deck video is still getting massive views.

It's up to 670,000 views now.

It goes up every month. Look,

I made this video 2 years ago and it still

gets views. In the last 90 days,

it got an additional 23,000 views. And

then this moron is like, oh, I'm surprised

you haven't removed the video yet. Why

would I remove it?

As if I care about what some random people

on the internet think of my stupid opinion

on the Steam Deck. Couldn't care less.

It's passive income. Oh no,

people don't like my opinion on my

deliberately trolling video where I say

stupid things to trigger people. I can't

believe people fall for it. And they think

I'm gonna be like, oh, should I take down

my video? I guess I was wrong.

Please forgive me, 670,000 people who

are never ever gonna come back to my

channel again. People are so

stupid.

The video made like $2,000,

I think. Uh, $1.8K it

made in total. That Steam Deck was

really a good investment. Look at that,

$1,800. Just for some

silly video about the Steam Deck that

took me 9 minutes to make.

I did the room tour just now, you missed

it. Okay, I'll do another room tour. This

is my living room.

Got some towels. What is that?

The towel? Why is it so small? Oh,

there's one down there. And that's my

kitchen.

Can Casey come back into your life? No,

I'm going to have to ditch Casey again for

the same reason I ditched him last time.

He doesn't bring in the views. He only

brings in the views when he steals my

wife. Without con— it's like he

said, without conflict is boring.

No one wants to see people just having a

good time and getting on.

Why I Hate Casey Part 2. He made me pay

for yakiniku and people didn't even find

it interesting and I lost my money.

Not a good idea.

Oh, what? Where is the

bed? Oh, I thought they didn't make the

bed and I had to make the bed myself.

What? I hate when they put these

pointless— what's it called?

Blanket over the bed to make it look nice.

I don't know if I sleep in the corner or

this corner.

I don't know. And then these pillows,

what am I gonna do with these?

And then you get a little closet.

Oh, vacuum cleaner.

You know when you're reading negative

reviews for places Some people put the

stupidest things for negative reviews,

like, um,

the room was too hot,

there were too many stairs, it was too far

from the train station, I had to walk 10

minutes, there was a bit of dust on

top of the cabinets. Who cares?

It's fine. This place is fine. I read

reviews for this place. They're whining

about the stupidest things.

Oh, one of the negative reviews were, um,

we didn't have any soap. Just buy some

soap then. It's like $1. Complaining about

stupid stuff. I would like some cooking

oil though. Because I don't have to buy a

big tub of cooking oil because I won't

be here long enough to use it all.

The couch looks kind of rubbish. I don't

know if I'm gonna sit on this.

Somehow managed to stuff everything into

my bag. I got too many things.

Uh, it's okay, but there's no TV.

Personally, I would have

put the sofa here.

I don't know where to put the TV though.

Yeah, so this is my new life hiding in my

overpriced Tokyo condo.

That's a rubbish place to put a TV. They

should put the TV there and then the sofa

could have gone in the middle. Maybe,

don't know,

whatever.

Yeah, it would be nice to live here if you

rented it like a normal person.

It's really not fair how they rip off

tourists just because we don't have a visa

and we can't rent a place.

Stupid charging cable.

I think if a place like this costs £700 a

month, for a week it should only cost

£200.

I think this cable is really busted. I

have to squeeze it and bend it to make it

connect, otherwise it keeps connecting and

disconnecting. I think it's broken.

So I don't know what I'm going to do. I'm

kind of burnt out trying to make content.

I think I'm done.

Is there a balcony?

No. Uh, actually, I think there

is. Oh yeah,

yes. There's a balcony.

God, I feel like I'm deaf. Can't hear

anything. So nice.

Gonna miss 12-hour walking streams.

Do you even— do you actually like the

endless walking? How is

it different to me just sitting in a room?

Sometimes there are interesting things.

To look at. Like,

um, I don't

I feel like we need to do something

different. You're finally in Tokyo,

you're not going to see it. Uh, I'll see

it when my girlfriend comes. What's the

point going around all by myself seeing

everything, and then she comes, and then I

gotta go around again seeing it again? I

might as well just wait for her. I'm just

gonna relax, enjoy the apartment life,

play games. We want to see it.

Well, that's just tough.

I don't even know where to walk to.

Let me look at the map.

I can't be bothered vlogging when she's

here because I know it won't get views.

And it'll make like $10 a video. I would

rather just not vlog.

There's a bonsai museum.

It's just like Osaka but bigger.

Tokyo Skytree.

Ueno Park.

Yokohama is quite nice.

The Snoopy Museum.

I don't know.

Literary Museum.

I don't want to go out

today. I'm tired.

I've been up since 6 AM in

the morning. My feet really hurt on the

bullet train. I had to loosen the laces.

I think my shoes are too tight on top.

Tokyo Station was really chaotic trying

to find where my line is.

Oh, I forgot to get a beer. Damn it.

Maybe tomorrow I might walk around

tomorrow, I don't know. I'm feeling

kind of weird. I don't know why.

Feeling a bit like

my air in my balloon deflated.

I don't know, I don't want to go to all

these nice places and then have to go to

them again.

Later. Oh, thanks,

Blood Bucket. Little walk around the

block. Um,

maybe check the weather.

It's cloudy,

5 miles per hour wind. Is that low wind?

Maybe if the weather's good.

I wish I didn't have to go back to Osaka.

I wish my flight just left from Tokyo.

I didn't plan well. I didn't think I'd

come to Tokyo, to be honest. A little walk

around the block later. Oh, thanks.

Um,

it just looks the same as Osaka, to be

honest. I already walked around when I

I haven't really noticed people

talking much yet because I want to see

what it's like not hearing Kansai dialect

anymore. Maybe it'll be nice.

What time is it? It is 7:30.

I might make my food.

Don't know, what am I gonna do for this

whole week?

Are there traps in Tokyo?

Tokyo traps.

Did you say goodbye to people from the

guest house? No, I cursed them. I was

like, fuck you, American guy. Fuck you,

Malaysian girl. Fuck you, new guy who

moved in. Screw all you.

Can you edit some of your walks down to

the highlights? There's never any

highlights. If there were, I would

highlight them. The only highlights was

that car crash, but I haven't said

it's public yet. And also the kids

screaming at me,

which didn't get many views, only got 3K.

What did Malaysian girl do? She didn't

suck my Johnson.

She didn't even ask my name.

How could you have such little interest in

me? I'm insulted. She didn't

ask what I'm doing here, what my name

is, what my line is, and we talked 2

times. A bit rude.

I can't believe I didn't make any friends

at the guest house. That was probably the

first time I went and lived in a guest

house and I didn't make a single friend.

Every other time I at least made a few.

I really became much more antisocial.

I'm too lazy. I'd just rather sit in my

room and put my laptop on, eat my bento,

make a tea.

I thought it'd be like the old times. I

sit in the living room, would come and

talk to me, make some friends. It wasn't

like that at all. I guess I didn't

put much effort. I only went down once to

have dinner and no one talked to me. I

just got pineapple cake from that

Malaysian girl, but she didn't talk to me.

She was just like, here's a pineapple

cake, and I said thanks.

Sad. I don't want to go to a guest house

again. If I ever come back to Japan again,

I'm gonna have to get an apartment,

even if it's more expensive.

The guest house was about £380 a month.

This place is £2,800 a month,

but I only booked it for one week. One

week here is nearly double the price of a

month in the guest house.

I don't know if I'll come back to Japan

again. I don't see the point.

It's too expensive to stay somewhere nice

for a few months. It's too horrible to

stay in a cheap place for a few months.

But then if you stay a few months, it gets

boring.

I don't know what to do.

I think maybe a week is enough in any

place if you're traveling.

I don't know what to do now. Japan's only

really good if you got a girlfriend or you

got a Japanese wife.

Otherwise, you're going to be bleeding

money. Getting ripped off.

Yeah, back to the UK for a while, but then

what?

Don't know. Now there's

no content in Japan.

I don't really like Japanese girls

anymore. They're attractive, but I

don't like their personalities. They've

got like 2 types of personalities. Either

they're really shy And like, well,

hazukashi all the time. Or they're kind of

fierce and scary and rude and they got

like bitchy. You can tell from their

voice. A lot of Japanese girls, they got

like this bitchy voice, kind of like

Yankee style voice. They got this annoying

tone. They either got like really squeaky

cutesy voice or they got like really

bitchy voice.

Those are the only 2 types of women here.

You got the ones who like trying really

hard to be really cute so that they can

attract a Japanese boyfriend. I kicked

this woman on the train by accident. She

was like that too. Her voice was like she

sucked a helium balloon. This woman and

a few guys came onto the train and I was

sitting on, you know, you pull down the

seat near the door. I was sitting like

this, cross-legged. My foot was kind of

sticking out, so I thought I could uncross

my legs and tuck my feet in. Just as I was

uncrossing my leg, because she walked— she

walks in front of my leg, she walks like

that, and she stood there by the door.

And I thought, I'll uncross my legs. I

went like that, and then she suddenly went

whoosh to come sit next to me, and I

kicked her in the shin. I didn't say

sorry, and the guy with her kind of looked

at me, he was like, what? Thinking I

kicked her or something. I thought I was

going to get yelled at. I guess

I should have said sorry, but I couldn't

be bothered. I was really tired,

and it's her fault anyway, not my

Yeah, she was Japanese. Slim, nice bum,

well-dressed, annoying squeaky cute

voice, trying to appeal

to her male friends.

God, I hate it when they're really hot and

they get on the train and you want to

look, but you don't want to get caught

looking. This girl got on the train, she

was wearing like kind of like a white-pink

maid-style dress, but the skirt was really

short and you could see up her thigh, and

her legs were really pale and

nice looking.

I kept trying to look but not make it

obvious I'm looking, but her socks smell

so good.

It's like torture, all these cute girls.

I bet

her sock smells like ramen.

Miso soup.

Hmm. Let's have a walk in my apartment,

my bedroom.

Why doesn't the light turn on?

Is it broken?

Oh my God, it doesn't turn on. It turned

on earlier. Oh, I got it. I think

you got to tap it twice. Yeah, maybe I'd

meet Sam, but I wouldn't meet— I wouldn't

do a stream. I can't be bothered streaming

meeting people after the Hong Kong guy

thing happened. I'm pissed off now that

people didn't find it interesting and I

got demonetized because of stupid music.

That's what really sucks, because when you

meet people, you You want to go and get

food and go to a restaurant and go into

bars. You'd stream it, you get copyright

claimed by the stupid music, and then I

don't make any money, and then I get

angry, and it ruins my

time hanging out with the person because

the stream affects my mood.

So then all we can do is just walk around

outside. I can't go inside anywhere.

So I don't really feel like streaming with

people anymore.

Number one, my viewers don't really seem

to care. Number two, I get demonetized.

And then number 3, I have to keep worrying

about things like my phone temperature,

my phone signal, my battery.

It's too stressful. If I meet

people, I want to have a good time.

The Hong Kong guy had the better idea to

just film a video and edit it.

His video is better than my stream because

he cut out all the boring bits.

Hong Kong guy wins again.

I could edit my stream, I guess, and then

post it again.

Oh, my gold stock's doing so good, and

China's up. Look at gold,

up 2% pre-market. I think I'm

actually gonna be right about gold.

Oh, did you hear? Um, the president of

Iran crashed his helicopter.

Why is the president flying in like a

crappy little tiny helicopter?

Isn't that kind of dangerous?

Imagine Biden just getting in a tiny

little Cessna plane.

So now they're saying maybe Israel or

America's behind the crashing.

Looks pretty bad.

Surely it was just an accident. Kind of

weird because also that Prime Minister of

Slovakia had an assassination attempt as

well. What's going on?

And then they caught some American

mercenary guy trying to start a coup in

the Congo. Very weird recently.

World War III is coming.

Better buy gold soon, guys, before it's

too late. Gold is what you want to buy

when people are fearing a crisis.

Smells fishy.

Iran's weird because they got a prime—

they got a president and a supreme leader.

So what if the supreme leader assassinated

the president and then blames it on

Israel? They just plant

some evidence. Oh look, it was Israel,

they did it. Launch the nukes.

Can't trust anything you hear on the news.

Who knows,

everything's a conspiracy.

It was very foggy though. Maybe they

seeded the clouds to make it foggy.

So I put a few things in the bin. When I

came here, I ditched the kettle.

They got a kettle here, and I ditched my

mirror and my towel. I stole a

towel from APA Hotel. Don't tell anyone.

And APA Hotel didn't notice because I took

a towel hanging on the door from a

different room. Hahaha. You know, in APA

Hotel, they put a bag hanging on the door

with new stuff in it. You just take a

towel from a different room, they won't

notice you.

Genius. I also put my Apple Hotel shampoo

in the bin. I used half of it.

It lasted quite long. Didn't have to buy

any shampoo here in Japan.

It's not illegal. I paid for

it. It's mine.

Kind of cold. I put the heater on 26

degrees, but I still feel cold.

There's a weird little table. What is

that? It's a tiny table.

Uh, is that my hair or someone else's?

I hope that's my hair.

The pillows seem nice, very soft,

bounces back when you press it.

Ah.

My new apartment.

Do you like it?

So glad you like it.

This chair's so heavy. I don't know where

to sit. Maybe sit here, it's quite nice.

Watch telly. I don't want to get

copyright. NHK will strike me,

strike me down.

I really wish I got a beer.

Oh well, I'll get one tomorrow.

Maybe I'll do cooking tomorrow.

I don't think I'm gonna meet the gay guy.

I was really interested in meeting him to

do a stream with him, but I don't really

want to now after what happened with the

I don't think I'm even going to tell him

I'm in Tokyo unless he watches and finds

out and then he invites me.

I've kind of lost— I lost my motivation

to make content now. I feel lazy.

Just want to relax until I go back

to the UK.

I don't know, the Hong Kong guy stream

just really bummed me out.

It's not his fault. It's your fault. No,

I'm just kidding. It was just

a bunch of different things.

I had no idea what to say.

I don't know what I expected to want to

say. I don't know why he doesn't tell us

what job he does. He keeps saying it's a

secret, and then he said Daniel

said told all his secrets, now look at

him. What does that mean?

Nothing bad has happened because I told

you guys my secrets, apart from

the cheating stuff that I should have kept

to myself. But there's nothing wrong with

saying what kind of work you do. What's

gonna happen? Oh wow, thanks Dante.

Is Foster coming? No, not yet.

Not until next week.

Maybe he's doing something shady, or maybe

he just works at McDonald's and he's

Yeah, maybe he's ashamed of his job. It's

either illegal or it's kind of

embarrassing. If it was cool, he would

have said what it was. Maybe it's like

care— care home nurse. Is Faster coming?

Thinking face. Oh wow, thanks Dante.

No, she won't be coming here. This is just

My place.

It's for me.

Would you meet him again? I don't

know.

Probably not.

Nah, I don't think so.

I only meet people a second time if they

can provide one of two things, or two of

two things. I think you guys know what

He kept making little discreet digs at

you. Yeah, I noticed that.

He looked really happy beating me at

things at the arcade place.

Yes, I beat him! I am superior at

punching. I nearly got his score when

I put a little bit more effort into the

punch. I got like 90.

I started off really weak, I got 60, and

he got 110 from one punch. But my second

attempt, I got 90. I think if I improve my

technique and put more anger into it,

might be able to get 100.

I have no power. I probably punch like a

woman. But I can walk

endless amounts.

I have, um, I have endurance, not power.

Yeah, well, let's see if he can keep up if

I did a 10-hour walking stream.

I have no idea how to throw a punch.

Just swing my fist and launch it?

I've never punched anyone. I did like

a backhand punch, kind of like this,

like that, one time when I was a kid.

'Cause this other kid was being annoying

and racist, and I

just lost it and I went smack in his mouth

and he shut up. He didn't punch me back,

which is what surprised me, 'cause he was

always acting tough, and I thought if

I punch him, he's definitely gonna punch

me back, but he didn't. I guess bullies

are cowards, and when you stand up to them

They— I mean, I don't want to say that

because someone might take that seriously

and then punch the bully, and then I'm

wrong and the bully knocks them out. But I

think a lot of bullies, if you stood up to

them, they might not attack back. A bit

risky though.

But yeah, that shut him up good when I hit

him in the face.

Felt good as well. Why am I itchy?

I think something bit me.

Oh well, thanks life.

Why no onsen if you show your willy on

camera? What?

Oh, why don't I like doing onsen?

Yeah, I don't mind showing it on camera,

but I don't want to be in a room full of

men. It's kind of gay, isn't it?

I wouldn't mind a bunch of women. I

wouldn't mind going to an onsen where I'm

the only man and it's a bunch of naked

women. They can look if they want, but I

don't really want to look at other naked

men. It's gross, especially old men.

Imagine old Japanese man dick and balls,

gray pubes.

Floppy. No thanks.

I don't understand why you're not allowed

to put something around your bits when you

go to onsen. Apparently it's against

the rules or something. So you're not

allowed to show tattoos, but you can show

your dick? Why no onsen if you show your

willy on camera? Oh wow, sorry. Japan

doesn't make any sense. It's like in porn,

you censor the dick and you know what,

but you can show bumhole.

How's that any different?

And then in onsen, you're not allowed to

show tattoos because it's so heinous, but

you can just walk around showing— I mean,

you can't show your dick in porn, But you

can show it in onsen. It makes no sense.

Logic doesn't exist in this country.

It's like you got to separate plastic

bottles and other waste, but you put the

plastic bento waste in a bag.

You're not allowed to mix that with the

plastic bottles. Why?

Yeah, well, if you get an erection in the

onsen That'd be embarrassing.

What if you're gay? If you're gay,

then you should have to go in the women's

onsen, but then guys would just pretend

they're gay so they can see naked women.

But what if there's a gay guy in the onsen

and he's like looking at my dick?