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Bonus footage from when I met Sam
2019-10-25 · 13 min
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This is a shady looking place.
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0:01–0:03 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_0I love it, dude.
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0:03–0:04 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_1There are lots of buildings.
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0:04–0:05 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_2This place is so shady looking. Yeah.
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0:05–0:07 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_3Oh, there it is.
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0:07–0:08 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_4Look at this place, dude.
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0:08–0:10 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_5There's a place on this floor that at night it just starts like boom boom boom. You come through and you just hear like boom boom. You roll over and it's like, oh, it's Bar Muffin.
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0:10–0:18 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_6Oh my God. Yeah, fucking just like—
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0:18–0:21 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_7this place seems abandoned. No. How'd you know there's a bar here? It's right over here. Is it like a secret bar?
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0:21–0:30 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_8No, this is just a building that's full of bars. There are lots of these in Osaka, dude. Like buildings, you just like fucking go up in them and they're like full of fucking bars. And then each door is like a fucking portal, dude.
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0:30–0:39 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_9So strange.
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0:39–0:40 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_10People get really into the atmosphere and shit that they build in there. It's like such a small space. Um, so I don't know, it's pretty cool. Like, check this out.
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0:40–0:47 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_11Oh wow, they have a pool.
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0:47–0:48 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_12You just don't fucking expect it and then all of a sudden— oh, maybe we're too early.
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0:48–0:52 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_13Maybe they aren't open yet.
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0:52–0:53 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_14Hello, dude. Shit, they open at 10. What time is it now?
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0:54–0:58 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_15It is probably definitely not 10 because I have to be— yeah, it's 8.
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0:59–1:03 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_16Let's ask him if we can play anyway. Fuck it. Do you know the guy here? No, I don't have—
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1:03–1:07 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_17I came once and I was like, what's in here? So many doors. DIY Cafe.
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1:07–1:16 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_18Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like a Hey, you fucking lay around up there. Is this AstroTurf?
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1:16–1:22 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_19What the fuck's going on here? I have to investigate.
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1:22–1:26 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_20Why is that AstroTurf up there? Yeah, I don't know.
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1:26–1:30 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_21If you want to go in, we can check it out. It's probably— it looks like it's mostly for eating, drinking.
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1:30–1:35 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_22If you want, we can grab a drink here. Yeah, I want to see what's up.
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1:35–1:37 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_23You want to sit up? Oh, you got to take your shoes off, dude.
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1:37–1:39 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_24I don't know, let's go somewhere else. It's kind of weird.
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1:39–1:42 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_25It's so weird. It's like, it's like a, like a, a bedroom fort or something. Yeah, right?
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1:42–1:48 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_26I didn't even go around this way.
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1:48–1:49 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_27Did we come this way?
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1:50–1:51 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_28No, we came from the other side.
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1:51–1:53 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_29Dude, like, I think I'm moving to Osaka. Holy shit, look at this.
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1:53–1:59 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_30Um, this building, in the basement there's a Satanist store, and in UC Nagoya he had this big fire because he was doing some rituals down there. But, um, then, like, now he only lets people in if you— before you go in, you say you're there to buy something, and you have to be able to speak Japanese.
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1:59–2:15 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_31I'd buy it. Supreme, baby.
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2:15–2:18 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_32Yeah, you can see me. I don't know some fucking kid robot shit.
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2:18–2:22 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_33Fucking dude, what a man. Close your—
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2:23–2:29 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_34We're going in.
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2:29–2:29 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_35超 疲 れて る。 超 疲 れて。 あの 超 久 し ぶ り だ けど 入 場 料 金 とか は あの 時間 制 限 ですか なんか あの 時間 で 一 時間 一 人 五 百 円 です。 Okay, that 's fine.
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2:47–3:00 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_36You see?
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3:00–3:01 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_37Here, let 's let 's get like uh let 's get like here or something. Yeah, let 's do that. I like the fucking middle one. Oh no, this one.
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3:01–3:09 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_38I like the turn.
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3:09–3:11 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_39Yeah, I like that design.
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3:11–3:12 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_40Fuck. Look at that.
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3:14–3:15 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_41All right.
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3:15–3:16 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_42What's this computer for?
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3:20–3:21 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_43This is a game bar. I think like we can just play whatever the fuck we want or something. Holy shit. I love this building, dude. How the fuck did you find this building?
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3:21–3:33 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_44Just wandering?
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3:34–3:34 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_45Yeah, it's just a big open building with lots of bar signs in front.
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3:34–3:38 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_46Yeah, but like, you know, like in Tokyo they have no place like this. They got like, they got like, well, I mean, they have like Korean or Okay, we're about to play the most manliest game of pool ever in our whole fucking lives. Hope your asses are ready, goddamn it. Right, Daniel? That's right.
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3:38–4:01 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_47Yes.
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4:01–4:01 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_48Okay, let's get a nice shot of Daniel doing this. So sexy, Daniel. Do it. Shatter them balls, baby. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! They oh oh ah!
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4:01–4:15 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_49I nearly got one.
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4:17–4:18 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_50Uh oh, did you go for recording?
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4:18–4:20 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_51Yeah.
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4:21–4:21 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_52I'll get mine. We get multiple angles. Multiple angles, Daniel. This will be a high production video. Here we go. I love this. Just a better one.
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4:21–4:41 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_53Okay.
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4:48–4:49 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_54Cool.
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4:49–4:50 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_55Okay, let's, uh, I want color. Let's get the color. I don't need the solids. Let's see if I can do it, Daniel. Okay, get in here.
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5:22–5:35 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_56Okay, you gotta see.
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5:36–5:37 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_57What? I don't think you're gonna make any shot with that though. Oh, I am the winner! Oh, bow down to me right now, everybody. Feel free to bow down.
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5:37–5:57 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_58You still got the black ball.
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5:57–5:58 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_59Oh, is that part of the game? You gotta get the black ball too? Yeah, the black ball's the last one and then you win. Check this out. 8-ball, corner pocket. Ha! Oh, you lost. You pocketed the white one. Why?
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5:58–6:21 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_60I win.
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6:22–6:22 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_61Damn it, I win.
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6:23–6:24 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_62I got so far. It got so far. Yeah, did you do better? Daniel, you won this. This is not a, uh, not a fire hazard at all right here. Okay, it's pretty dark.
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6:25–6:48 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_63I can't see, but we'll see.
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6:48–6:50 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_64Open up the door. Toilet. Are you ready to get 三角公園 very high.
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6:52–7:24 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_65What's up here? Absolutely nothing.
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7:28–7:36 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_66Whoa!
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7:50–7:51 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_67Looks pretty cool on the GoPro. Oh, that's high.
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7:52–7:56 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_68Earthquake.
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7:58–7:59 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_69Not a good place to be during an earthquake.
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8:00–8:03 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_70What's on the roof?
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8:03–8:07 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_71Uh, we didn't make it up to the roof, but it's a decent view up there. You can see the Statue of Liberty.
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8:08–8:14 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_72Oh shit, I didn't even notice that was there.
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8:14–8:16 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_73Well, you want to take a look?
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8:18–8:19 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_74Let's take a look. Oh my God, it's filming with Daniel.
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8:20–8:24 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_75Explore— what's that channel? Exploring with Josh or something?
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8:25–8:28 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_76You ever seen, um, yeah, Elevated Mr. Newton? No, no, he does that. I mean, like, I don't know if he's on YouTube. I imagine it's on YouTube.
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8:30–8:39 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_77Oh shit, I don't know. There is a Statue of Liberty.
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8:39–8:42 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_78But, uh, he like trips out his videos and he just like walks around Japan, and they like edit the videos to get all like fucking trippy nice.
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8:43–8:52 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_79Okay, no more stairs for Sam. You boys feel free to go up though.
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8:53–8:56 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_80There's nothing up there.
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8:56–8:57 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_81Stairs. You got it.
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9:03–9:04 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_82You got it.
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9:04–9:04 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_83Only one floor.
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9:04–9:05 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_84Fucking robots that have internet on them or something. I don't know, it's fucking cool.
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9:06–9:10 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_85It's so cool though.
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9:10–9:11 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_86And like, uh, But in that one, like, it's all graffiti everywhere. They have like parts—
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9:12–9:16 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_87This is the nightlife in Osaka. Quite interesting. We're going to some kind of bar now to smoke stuff.
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9:16–9:29 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_88You can do it, Sam.
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9:43–9:44 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_89I hate you.
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9:45–9:46 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_90You got this.
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9:46–9:47 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_91I hate you. Hate stick. How do you know? My only one weakness.
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9:47–9:51 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_92It's exercise, Sam.
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9:52–9:55 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_93This is training.
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9:55–9:56 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_94Game bar cafe.
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9:56–9:57 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_95Train during your— when you're weak like this, dude, you're gonna be so fucking unstoppable.
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9:57–10:02 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_96Wait, this isn't the place we're going?
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10:02–10:03 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_97You're saying that's not the place we're going? What? It's not the game bar.
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10:04–10:08 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_98Why is it? Here, come. Where's the elevator? I'm taking an escalator. Guys, you know, I think you guys should just go on without me.
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10:08–10:18 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_99Yeah, okay.
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10:18–10:19 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_100Leave him behind.
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10:19–10:20 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_101Push him down the stairs.
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10:20–10:21 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_102Let's go. I'm just joking.
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10:21–10:26 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_103I'm totally fine.
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10:27–10:27 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_104How many more stairs?
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10:29–10:31 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_1053.
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10:31–10:31 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_106This is strange. Dude, why didn't you tell him to turn off the lights? I can't see anything.
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10:40–11:09 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_107I just—
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11:10–11:10 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_108I wanted to get the fucking blacklight shit.
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11:10–11:12 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_109This is the special wall of artwork.
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11:12–11:22 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_110Interesting music.
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11:34–11:39 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_111Can't really see anything. Oh, that's a nice light. Nice lighting.
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11:40–11:49 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_112I love how he's got some like hentai fucking pics like that. Metaphor of this place being very wet, like the pictures I bring here get so wet.
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11:51–12:05 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_113Water hotel.
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12:05–12:08 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_114Oh my God, look, see, see, this is what I'm talking about. Oh my God, I feel I don't know.
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12:08–12:24 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_115The pictures look kind of normal.
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12:24–12:28 · rev_621efffe4344b1f89c9ef379b2956347_116I mean, I think that one's probably really good.
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