Sad and lonely in osaka japan [FYQCAcLpEok]

Oh, damn it.

This poetry mood.

Hello and welcome back to a new stream.

Today I want to talk about nothing because

I'm going to bed.

Sorry you're feeling sad and lonely.

It's okay.

I shouldn't be surprised Chihiro didn't

want me back.

She doesn't want me back.

Take us outside, do something.

I just came back from being outside all

day.

Oh my God.

Why were you disappointed?

I just took an hour off.

The streams have killed your channel

algorithmically.

As if, as if the channel wasn't already

killed off algorithmically.

Yeah, because remember the last video I

made that got 5K views?

Wow,

my channels were so booming before the

streams, weren't they?

I'm not sad, I'm just drunk.

I'm sleepy.

Uh,

I

got some decent views with the dating

videos, like 15K, 14K,

but my live streams used to get like 10K

views until

Around 4 months ago.

Do you remember the UK live streams?

They have a completely different vibe now.

10K.

Do you remember these?

Pre-Thai girlfriend.

I'm not talking.

And then I gotta constantly message her

all day, otherwise she'll think that I'm

not interested anymore.

But it reminds me of when I was a teenager

and I used to have like 20 different

Japanese girls I'm chatting to at the same

Right,

it's so funny watching these old— oh no,

my mom's back.

Uh, I just don't care enough to, to be

able to learn an instrument.

I'm on the motorway and it was okay and

everything, but there was like a big

roundabout, big motorway roundabout.

The UK stream's funny to watch now.

Seems like such a different time.

Don't know if girlfriend's gonna call

tonight.

She said, am I drunk?

A little bit.

I was getting more views in the UK, to be

honest.

10, 12K views, 8K views.

I guess the Thailand are really bored

people.

Streams are too long?

There's no such thing.

It's the whole point of streaming.

They're supposed to be long.

Streams are long-form content.

It's not supposed to be like a 10-minute

video.

It's like all-you-can-eat buffet, just eat

As much as you want.

Where'd you get your white shirt?

I got it in Kuala Lumpur, like it says on

the shirt.

Kuala Lumpur.

If Asmongold or,

I don't know, xQc streamed nonstop, people

would love it.

I think I'm the only YouTuber who has

people saying your streams are too long.

Other viewerships would be like, oh,

please stream more.

I don't know why I have like these viewers

who say, oh, you're doing it too much.

You're supposed to like it.

I guess I don't really have a streaming

audience because I built the channel

making videos.

I wish I just had a streaming audience

from day one.

Imagine Ice's viewers saying, Ice, you

streamed too long.

No way.

Okay, I'm gonna make a bath.

I think she wants the phone.

I want to have a bath.

No,

I

think Thai girlfriend wants to phone now.

Oh, it's 10 o'clock.

I suppose I should go to bed by now.

Gonna go and make a bath before she starts

phoning me.

There, have a look at my fancy hallway.

It looks like a hallway.

Bath for you, lady.

Ready?

Hello.

Hello.

Have a bath?

Yeah,

yeah.

Not now,

when I finish talking to you.

Like what?

Yeah, a little bit.

Yeah, I

went to do shopping.

Clothing.

You need clothes.

Maybe.

No, secret.

You see when you come here.

No, surprise, surprise.

Maybe

no.

No.

Why?

Surprise.

In after my bath,

half an hour.

Maybe

why

talk now?

Yeah, once you sleep.

Why?

No,

I bought,

um, best shoes for you and you bought best

shoes for me.

Yeah, why?

I have no idea.

Why?

You told the, uh,

we are a couple.

The normal couple, you talk every day when

you see each other.

Yeah.

When you separate.

Yeah.

But you don't— you not

I did talk.

I'll show you my pizza.

Yeah, that's tall.

Yeah, talk now.

Yeah, what do you want to talk?

Yeah, but what do you want to talk about?

Yeah,

yeah.

嗯，钱。

No.

Yeah.

That's something special.

Because, uh, because you can keep our own

relationship by talk.

Yeah.

And I know you want to keep our own

relationship and develop it.

Yeah.

So, okay.

What do you want to talk about?

You can talk.

Talk now.

Talk

now.

You said you want to talk.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I

talk to you every day.

No.

I'm not sure you were like, maybe you were

there, but maybe you were there at your

room.

No,

you have the instinct to visit someone

from there.

Yeah, and just to, just to

I did talk to you.

I don't know what to talk about.

No.

Why?

Okay, one

last run.

It's UK culture.

UK culture.

Why?

I love— if you live in me, you will do

what you call with me.

If you love me, if you're interested in

me.

You look like you're thinking.

Yeah,

don't need to understand.

Don't need to understand.

Yeah.

Yeah,

me too.

Yeah.

I talk to you every day.

Let's talk.

Yeah, and send picture and

send video.

I did.

I said, what about you?

I don't want to beg.

I didn't beg some people for me to do for

you everything.

And you make everything

Yeah,

okay.

Okay.

I think I said we walk out here.

Thai girlfriend not happy with me, so we

don't talk.

Butch, cuz there's nothing to fucking talk

about.

The baths here are so weird.

When you pull the plug, so much water goes

down the drain that it overflows,

overflows the pipe, and then the floor

starts flooding.

There's like an open pipe that the water

flushes down when you pull the plug.

And when too much water is flowing down

it, it starts overflowing.

So you have to put the plug—

you have to kind of like put the plug

halfway so the water is draining slowly

instead of full speed.

Weird design.

Check Tinder quickly.

Oh crap,

have I been banned?

It says verify your email.

What if I don't?

For shit.

Verify your email.

What was my email?

Ah, I thought I got banned.

It was asking me to verify my email.

Okay, quick Tinder search.

Uh, nothing interesting.

34-year-old.

Oh, the PlayStation 5 woman.

最最近ゲームしてないけど。

Sons of the Forestというゲームハマってたよ。今は。

大 阪 大 阪 探 検 で 忙 しい

から ね。 わ ら 猫

が 好 き ですか？ よ かった ら。

猫カフェに行きますか。I'll ask her if she likes cats,

and then I'll hit her with the.

You want to go to a cat cafe?

I know a good one.

Imagine I just bring all my dates to the

same cat cafe, a different woman with me

every time.

The owner woman would be like, what the

fuck?

This guy goes on like five dates a week.

Imagine I bring everything.

It's like psychopath behavior.

So silly.

Girlfriend whining because we're not

talking much, so I was like, but we're

talking now.

And she was like, but you don't talk to

me.

And I'm like, but I'm talking to you now.

What's the problem?

What do you want to talk about?

You can talk now.

It's like a stupid circle kept going round

and round.

She wants to talk, then talk.

I'm listening.

And then she says, oh, you didn't message

me.

And I said, but I messaged you this

morning.

Showed you my pizza.

What do you want?

Such a stupid conversation.

If you want to talk, then talk.

Oh my God, don't moan at me about it.

I've got nothing.

What am I going to talk about?

Oh, I cycled all day and then I bought

trousers.

And then I had a pizza.

She wants me to open up to her like she's

a therapist or something.

She wants me to talk to her like I talk to

you guys.

Only you guys get to hear my talk.

Not girlfriends.

Check Bumble.

Yeah, that girl I was chatting to a lot

before stopped messaging me now.

She just said, are you mixed?

She also ignored my Line request.

I said, do you want to add me on Line?

Are you

Japanese?

I put, hate you Japanese.

I wish— you know what would be great?

You know what would be amazing?

If Tinder and Bumble, you implemented

special— maybe make it paid for, but like

an AI that replies for you,

that replies things that women would like,

so I don't have to bother.

That'd be so good.

Tinder AI member.

Our sophisticated algorithm and AI will

talk to the girls for you with Specially

curated responses written by actual women

at our Tinder team.

That'll be so good.

Or just like automated responses I choose

from.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

I can't be fucking arsed.

I just want to get to the point where we

can exchange line and meet up.

I don't give a fuck about anything else.

All we need to know are two things: Do I

like you, and do you like me?

That's it.

We just need to meet and look at each

other in real life.

If you like me and I like you, then we

fuck.

Oh, thanks, Rosetta Stone.

Tell your girlfriend, posh la na hui.

What's that?

I want to get some water.

Tell your girlfriend poshla nawee.

I need to shave.

You

see my shaver?

That's there.

If I don't shave now, it's going to get

too long tomorrow.

Ah, fuck.

I'm realizing there were so many things I

could have talked— I could have asked the

cat cafe lady.

I could have asked if COVID— how— if COVID

affected her business,

or I could have asked her Does she do all

the cooking?

And,

and if she runs a place by herself or if

she has a husband, I don't know.

I feel like there's so many things I could

have asked her now.

My mind was just going blank.

She was telling me that she was going to

do an English, a UK working holiday visa,

and I just did not know what to

say.

I was like, oh, oh,

what could I have said?

She was saying that only a certain amount

of people per year can apply for

Could have asked her about her business.

She would have been interested to talk

about it.

I don't know why in the moment I can't

think of anything to ask, and then

afterwards I suddenly start thinking of

things I could have asked.

It would have been such an easy thing to

ask as well.

If she, if she runs the place by herself,

it would have just been like "一人でやってますか?"

Like that.

And then she might have said, yeah, yeah,

どんなさんがいる?

Or maybe she would have said, oh yeah, I'm

just here by myself, alone, single.

These seem like such simple questions to

have asked.

Damn it.

I wasn't really expecting to talk to her

though, and I wasn't really expecting

that.

It felt like a home, you know, like a— it

had a very homely feeling.

It didn't really feel like a shop.

It was like someone's house who just had a

lot of cats, and then she was busy cooking

and stuff.

The other cat cafe I went to with Chihiro

felt like a shop, just with some staff

members working there,

and they kind of kept to themselves.

But this one had a completely different

vibe, way more human vibe.

Oh well, I'm really bad at asking people

questions about their jobs and stuff like

that.

I remember I worked at the Brobuck Inn

when I was 16 or 17,

and there was something I was wondering

about, about the owner.

And I said to my dad, I wonder what blah

blah blah does, blah blah blah.

My dad said, you should ask her, she would

be happy to talk to you about it, but I

never asked her.

I forgot what it was.

There was something I wanted to know, like

something I was curious about the

business.

My boss was an old lady called Lynn.

She might be dead now.

I think she was like 60-something,

and that was 15 years ago.

She could be alive.

She could be like 75 now.

I'm kind of scared to ask people stuff.

I feel like I'm being nosy or it's none of

my business.

But that's how you make conversation, I

guess.

I feel very scared and nervous to ask

questions.

This bathrobe is really hot.

Okay, time for bed, I think.

Is that a good angle.

Is that bright enough?

Apple.

嗯。

嗯。

嗯。

Almost.

Who is it?

How do you say Thailand in Japanese?

Hmm,

I want to say hang out,

but I don't want to say asobu.

Asobu sounds like I just want to fuck

around.

What's a good word for

spending time?

I don't want it to sound like I'm trying

to kill time.

How'd you say something like enjoy each

other's company?

Japanese is annoying.

Like, I know how to say stuff, but it, it

sounds— it's got like a bad nuance to it.

Now let's just get rid of it then.

32.

Wow, she's cute.

休みの日はいつですか。

Damn, I should have replied to this one

faster.

I got too many replies to do.

Uh,

this one looks— I don't know, she looks

weird.

This one.

Oh, she looks okay.

What does demiromantic mean?

Hi,

it's

good.

When are you going to Melbourne?

Uh, girlfriend's annoying.

I feel like blocking her.

She keeps nagging and whining.

Imagine I block her before she comes to

Japan.

That would be so sad.

Oh,

I think even if I like, genuinely like the

girl, I still don't really care about

talking all the time.

I can't— what about Mila?

Even with Mila, I wasn't like phoning her

every day.

Well, we kind of broke up when she went

back to the Netherlands, so we weren't

even talking.

I went to Germany and then she just

randomly messaged me again.

But I've never had a girlfriend where I

felt like, oh my God, I want to talk to

her every day.

Well, just one, that was Sayaka, where we

would phone for like 4 hours a Why is the

water not coming out?

What?

Oh, stupid over-engineered kettle.

Oh, my fucking ribs still hurt.

Oh my God, I can't do push-ups like this.

Oh, is it a bad idea to do push-ups?

I could probably squeeze out 20.

Just after I spent so much time

focusing on Sayaka and then she dumped me

anyway,

feel like it's just a waste of time.

Why there's no spoon?

No spoon or stirrer.

What's this?

Tissue.

They give you a kettle, they didn't give

you a spoon.

What am I going to use?

Yeah.

Oh my God, one month of this stupid cough.

I just, I feel like talking is a waste of

time.

Girls want to talk because they think it

makes them feel more emotionally connected

or whatever.

Who fucking cares?

It's just stupid sounds coming out of a

hole.

I said to my girlfriend, sorry you are not

happy with me.

She didn't read it.

That was at 10:45 PM.

It would have been only 8:45 in Thailand.

She didn't read it.

The fuck?

She kind of abruptly hung up the phone

too.

I think she's mad.

She keeps saying we don't talk when we

literally talk every day.

Talk about what?

I didn't have a great night's sleep.

Had this stupid dream.

Had this dream

I was dating someone and their mum was

some kind of super rich

evil billionaire with multiple properties

and empire, business empires.

It was really weird.

It felt like that dream went on forever.

If I leave the girlfriend, I don't know

what my life in Japan's gonna be.

I'm gonna have to find somewhere to live,

like a guest house.

The only thing I miss about Thailand is

the comfy apartment and being able to see

my sister and May.

Unless you're making like 5K a month,

you live in some shithole in Japan.

Or if I can get a girlfriend, move in with

her.

Actually, this coffee is not too bad after

drinking it for a few days.

You get used to it.

Oh my God, I just got banned on Tinder.

What the fuck?

Guess I'll go back to the girlfriend then.

No,

there were some girls I was talking to

that looked nice.

Fuck's sake.

Am I banned on Bumble?

I'm still on Bumble.

How many lines did I get?

Fucking hell,

I got, I got 2, 2 lines.

The Korean girl and this other girl.

No, wait, I met the Korean girl on Bumble.

Shit.

Oh,

I've been banned on Bumble.

We've seen several reports about your

behavior.

On our platform.

I just got banned on both platforms at the

same time.

Well,

looks like the only way to get a

girlfriend now is by going to a bar or

something.

I am fucked.

How am I gonna get a girlfriend without

Bumble or Tinder?

Oh my God.

I don't know, I think the system just

found me.

It's interesting the bans happen at the

same time on two different apps.

Now, I don't know if the Korean girl is

going to be suspicious and be like, "What?

What happened to your Bumble account?"

I could say, "Oh, I." Deleted it because

I'm gonna meet you.

Have you tried a Japanese app called

Pairs?

No, but I'm gonna try it.

It's not owned by stupid Match, is it?

Match.com.

Fuck's sake, I had like 50 likes on

Bumble.

I had 12 matches on Tinder, but to be

fair, none of them were replying to me.

Face recognition.

Yeah, I messed up.

I should have put the photos through,

through the cloaking software.

Because they were brand new photos, I

didn't think it would be a problem.

I don't know how I'm gonna get Japanese

girlfriends without Tinder or Bumble.

That's how I did it last time.

I'm fucked.

I need to like go to bars and actually

talk to strangers now.

Pears.

Okay, I'll try this Pears app.

Tinder's kind of shit, but Bumble's good.

I like Bumble.

There's a fee for men.

I guess I could pay.

I mean, there's no point now because my

girlfriend's coming in like 2 weeks,

so I don't have enough time.

I got banned the first time because I was

just bored and I started trolling people.

And then I put my dick on my profile

picture.

Also,

BBWS.

It really is nearly impossible to get back

on Tinder

when you're banned.

You can maybe get a new account and then

survive for a week or two.

Longest I survived was about a month

before they found me again.

It's so fucking stupid they permanently

ban you just for some dumb thing you did

years ago.

Not even the second chance or anything.

I wish someone— I wish I knew someone who

worked at Tinder could delete me off the

database.

Hacking Tinder to delete myself off the

ban list.

Oh, thanks, blood.

Made you waffles and bacon.

Enjoy and cheer up.

Oh, this is such a big problem because

I can only get girlfriends through dating

apps.

Says my ex-wife doesn't want to get back

together with me stream has been blocked

in some kind.

This is blocked in Russia.

I made you waffles and bacon.

Enjoy and cheer up.

Blocked in

like this one.

Stupid music companies are stealing my $10

ad revenue.

So the risk is now that I got 2 girls

online before I got blocked, banned.

I don't know if they're going to be

suspicious now my Tinder's gone, but they

probably— my Tinder messages have probably

been buried by now with other men.

So unless they go and search for my

profile, they might not notice.

Well, I guess I gotta learn pickup.

Maybe we go to a bar tonight.

We go to Hub or something.

I bet you guys would find that

entertaining.

Daniel is a nasty cheater.

Uh, excuse me?

I am in a loveless relationship.

Um, mail address, you there, sign up.

I

can't believe I got banned.

I thought I didn't care if I got banned on

Tinder, I just use Bumble, but I didn't

know they were owned by the stupid same

fucking company.

Whose pair's owned by nickname?

Danny Boy.

Danny Air.

Danse.

Put my real age, I guess.

1999.

1098.

I'm 1,000 years old.

1989, March 20th.

Oh yeah, gold stocks did really well last

night.

Holy shit, I'm up 5% on my biggest

holding.

But China stocks went down.

It's okay, I've only got 1,000 in it.

Stock portfolio is looking good now.

どこにお住まいですか?

Osaka.

The country for Osaka is basically just

big hill, I think, like big.

Heyo,どんなお仕事をしてますか?

YouTuber.

I wonder if that's on the list.

Bengoshi.

Damn, imagine if I was a lawyer.

The girls would be flocking to me.

お 休 み はい つ ですか？

うん、 I don 't know.

Every day.

タ バ コ 吸 わ ない。 今 まで 結 婚 した こと あります か？

Mikon.

When do I want to get married?

Wakaranai.

Genzai no shu nen shu wa.

How much do I make?

I made like $2,500 this month.

Hey Siri, $25,000 in yen.

$25,000 is 3,286,025 Japanese yen.

320,000.

Put between 200,000 and 400,000 yen.

I'm balling.

Profile picture.

Uh, where's my Tinder pics?

The pics I use for Tinder works really

well.

And Bumble.

I had 50 likes.

Okay,

next,

Stato.

Okay, it looks like a decent app.

I just— there's so many shit apps out

there like Plenty of Fish, TanTan,

eHarmony.

They all suck.

They copy the Tinder look, but you never

get any matches.

The women on there are all ugly.

They're either really ugly or they look

like bots.

Damn, that Mina Bell girl's hot now.

Do you remember that girl Mina Bell who I

made fun of her makeup?

She was dating that Edwin guy.

I follow her Instagram.

She's got such a nice flat stomach.

She, she's got these weird photos of her

in a bikini.

Look.

Her stomach's so flat and nice.

She's got nice hips.

Damn, that Seer— I Am Seer guy locked out

with her

and Edwin.

Edwin—

Edwin, what's the word—

outplayed his hand getting her.

I don't know what the phrase is.

Shot above his level.

Yeah, she seems like a bit of an e-whore

though, like completely mentally fucked.

I bet she's on OnlyFans.

Why are the pretty girls— they always seem

like the ones who are mentally fucked the

most,

and the ugly ones are more grounded.

Oh, thanks,

Ed.

Dono is in honor of Stacy D.

Why is Stacy D

raging in the comments?

Maybe she needs to get some D and chill

out.

Are you into fat girls?

No.

Who's actually into fat girls?

This dono is in honor of Stacy D Clown

Face.

I

think if the girlfriend keeps nagging me,

I might actually block her and just be

done with her.

I hate being nagged.

Maybe I could try Meetup.

Do people still use Meetup?

We can go to like a Meetup thing and we

secretly stream it.

That'd be pretty funny.

I'm just going to get banned on Meetup

too.

Add more picos.

Profile henshousen.

Uh, I like this one.

The hanami picture is nice.

I look wholesome enjoying the hanami

alone.

I like the one in Thailand.

I look like a world traveler.

Maybe I'll cut off the picture below my

knees since a lot of people say I look

stupid with my trousers rolled up.

People are asking why do I keep rolling up

my trousers?

Because it's hot.

Why do you think?

So I asked him, why do people wear shorts?

And then you ask, why don't you wear

shorts then?

Because you can't roll shorts down.

Trousers, you can roll them up or roll

them down.

They function both as shorts and trousers.

Duh.

I'll put hajimemashite.

イ ギ リ ス から 日本 に 引

っ 越 して 一 ヶ 月 にな りました。

友達募集中です。Is that good?

I

think my main selling point is that I'm

from England

and I speak Japanese.

If I was seriously going to do NAMPA, I

need to create some opening lines and just

repeat the same thing over and over again.

Should I go number on my bicycle?

Hmm, I'm from England.

日本 語 でも 大丈夫 です。

Okay, I wrote too much.

You can only write.

Can you write twenty letters?

Let's put "イギリスから来ました." Fine.

血型 blood type.

I don't even know my blood type.

出身地

English.

日本語、韓国語。What else?

Type.

Wait, is that my type or the type I like?

No, it's my type.

My性格。

What about shy?

Mame?

What's mame?

I thought that means bean.

Who's Shouwa?

Why did he create me?

Uh, where's my pace?

I kind of like my pace.

I think that describes me.

Oh, I can choose multiple.

My pace.

I'm not really Akarui, am I?

Maybe優しい。人染みやすい。Is that what it says?

I think it's—I don't know what染みやすい.

The first kanji is like親下見やすい。インドは真面目。

Does that mean shy?

Isn't that shy?

Jitensha, Neko Cafe,

and, uh, what's my other shumi?

Um, what

would you guys say my hobbies are

cycling, cycling, gym.

How do you say gym?

It's just gym, isn't it?

See, just gym.

How do you spell it?

Gym.

I put gym.

Okay,

see if I can get matches and actually have

conversations on this thing.

I hope they're not all bots.

Says I have 30 likes for free for the next

20 minutes.

Oh my God, how much do I have to pay?

I probably need a better looking jacket as

well.

Those Uniqlo sweat hoodies are not great

looking.

Well, I think they look nice, but

I'm now the perfect age range to date

30-year-old women without being too young

for them.

Got 19 likes left.

I need to use them carefully.

Only like women who I think would have a

chance with.

Yeah, I missed the buffet.

I'm not really hungry right now.

Damn it, I had a cute match on today.

Cinder, 38 years old.

I think I have a good sense of the type of

woman who would match me and the type of

woman who wouldn't match me.

Next time we come to Japan, I want to get

a car.

Do you think I'm crazy?

I think we get the international driving

permit.

When we go back to England, come back to

Japan, we get a car.

That would be funny.

We could like live in the car or

something.

Imagine living in the car and then just

randomly driving places.

That would be hilarious.

I would be so scared.

Plan for today?

I don't know, I'm a bit bummed out I got

banned on Tinder.

I thought maybe we go to a bar or

something, try to talk to someone.

That's such a big challenge for me.

Another phone and SIM.

I'm out of phones.

I don't know if factory resetting the

phone would let me Try Tinder again, or

would it detect my device?

Don't you talk when you've had a few

drinks?

Not if I start falling asleep.

You saw me last night drink the beer.

Had one can of beer and I was falling

asleep.

Imagine they make an AI that scans your

face

and it gives you a score of your attract—

attractiveness and then matches you with

other women who have similar scores.

That seems so evil.

Imagine you get like 1 out of 10.

You are ugly.

Here's some other ugly women.

I don't see a cute girl ever matching with

an ugly guy,

or even an average-looking guy.

4 lights left.

Imagine I find Chihiro on here.

Do you think Chihiro still uses dating

apps?

One light left.

Who shall I give it to?

I choose you.

Okay, see if anyone matches me.

Damn it, Tinder.

Wow, look at my earnings now

for the last month.

1,566.

700 more than usual.

Nearly doubled my earnings from doing

these streams.

People like, oh, why are you doing these

streams?

I'm only, uh, $870 away from making $100K

on YouTube.

Look,

that's how much I made on YouTube in

total, $99,000.

I nearly made a sweet $100K.

Oh my God, look at this picture of Biden.

That's so good.

Look at his teeth.

Oh my God, that's such a cool picture.

He literally looks like a demon.

Do you have 99K in your bank?

No, I think I spent nearly all of it.

I've only got 25K.

Spent it on hotels, traveling.

Prozis Tech.

Plan for today, I want to try and

challenge myself.

Go to a bar, maybe see if anyone talks to

me.

Those stupid comments.

Ex-wife deleted her social media.

Poor guy can't get over her after treating

her like crap.

She got off social media to get away from

you.

These people are actually triggered.

They think I actually care.

I'm just making videos to get them to

watch.

I don't really care about Jiro anymore.

It's just she's the only thing that gets

the people viewing again.

Just leave her alone.

She moved on.

Morons.

So dumb.

Which bar, Daniel?

That way I can go and we can kiss.

Basically all the streams get copyright

claimed and blocked now because of the

music.

I don't— I barely make any ad revenue now.

Make like $10.

Oh, thanks, Gerbert.

Which bar?

I don't know, have to look for a bar.

It's got to be kind of open, not too

cramped, maybe on the street.

Not like down a basement or up staircases.

Oh, did I get a match on pairs?

I got match.

Thirty four year

old.

Beer が 一 番 好 き です。 こんな 時 期 です が 落 ち 着 いた ら

飲 み 歩 き とか でき る 人 だ と 嬉 しい です。 She wants

to drink a beer or

Damn, I need to write a longer profile.

Hashigo sake.

I think that means bar hopping.

She likes bar hopping.

Let me write a more filled out profile.

This app seems promising, actually.

It's not owned by Tinder, is it?

Fucking Match with their monopoly.

Someone needs to break up Match.com.

自己紹介。こんにちは。

ダ ニ エ ル です。

イ ギ リ ス から 引 っ 越 して 一 ヶ 月

経 ち ました。

できたら、うん、どうしようか。

Do you think the word asobu has bad

connotations?

Like, I just want to have fun, not

serious.

Because I want to say hang out.

I want— I'm looking for people to hang out

with.

I don't know what other word to use apart

from asobu.

Asobu sounds bad, doesn't it?

Because they're like, oh, yari tai dake de

shou.

友 達 を 作 る こと が な かな か でき て なく て、

ここ で 登録 して み ました。 Make them feel pity.

日本 語 でも 英 語 でも 大丈夫 です。

Maybe say something like, if you're

interested in English in England,

then message me.

英語に興味ある方、ぜひ連絡して。

I don't know if you count it as cheating,

but when I was in Germany, I slept with

this German viewer

before getting back with Mila.

Does that count as cheating?

Show me what

サイクリングとジムに行くことです。I don't know if putting

gym is good because Japanese girls don't

really like muscular guys.

They might think, oh, I'm trying to get

ripped or something.

I think it's a

good sign guy is interested in going to

the gym.

It shows that he's not lazy and he wants

to improve himself

and he's active.

趣 味 は サ イ ク リ ング と ジ ム に 行 く こと に ハ

マ って ます。

Got banned on both platforms because they

're both owned by the same company.

That has the same database.

So they probably just did an image scan,

found my profile.

I don't know why my leg's so skinny.

I've cycled hundreds of miles in the last

week, last 10 days,

with a 15 kg backpack on my back.

好きなことは猫。うん。

Neko beer.

No, I don't know if I put beer.

I think that's fine.

Should I message her now?

Do you think it's too early?

10 AM in the morning.

Maybe I should wait until the evening.

Maybe I could ask her if I can meet her

tonight, go for a beer.

Maybe around lunchtime.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh,

pairs dating app owned by who?

Eureka Inc.

Facebook-based dating and marriage hunting

app.

But then this website says Pairs owned by

the US's Match Group.

Uh-oh.

What does associated with match mean?

Are they owned by it?

Mm, bit scary.

Really shot myself in the foot.