Alone In My New HOTEL

Pretty nice hotel.

Pretty nice.

Is it touchscreen TV?

No, it looks like it was. It looks like it

would be.

Hi everyone, I got Uber Eats.

Guess what food I got?

Japanese. Are you proud of me?

Finally got myself Uber Eats after whining

about it. Look at the view, completely

blocked by this stupid thing.

What is that weird fence thing wraps

around the building? Yeah, do you like my

new bedroom?

Very floral.

Wait, is I'm

still in Manchester. I'm just staying in a

hotel whilst I wait for my new apartment

to be ready. I really like this light. It

makes you look really good. Doesn't it

look really nice? The glow,

it just has a really nice natural orangey

glow, not like a really harsh white light.

No, this is not my new apartment, it's

just a hotel I'm staying in for one night

because my last place I had to check out

yesterday. But I can't

move into my new apartment until tomorrow,

so I needed one night somewhere else. And

I thought instead of extending the other

place, which is all dirty because I was

there for over 2 weeks making a mess, I

thought I'd just try out a different hotel

that's nearby to my new apartment. So when

I go and collect the keys, I don't have to

walk so far.

Genius plan.

Wait, let me eat my ramen before it gets

I don't know why, but I had this craving

for Japanese food. I don't want to speak

too loudly because I don't know how thin

the walls are. Hopefully they

can't hear me. I think most people are out

socializing and having fun, not sitting in

their rooms at 6 PM.

Can I do a tour around my new place?

Yeah, I'll do streams and vlogs in there

when I get there.

What's this?

Look, I got pork belly ramen.

What's this?

Oh, this is the soup.

I've got to pour the soup in separately.

Guess how much this cost? I feel like my

voice is echoing.

Yeah, this cost £10, which is £10

in yen. Well, more like £11.

What? ¥1,600? In Japan,

this would be like ¥500. Are you

taking the piss? ¥1,600?

I swear this would only cost like ¥600 in

Oh, I need my scissors. Yeah guys, I'm

back in Japan. Just walked out on my bitch

wife. In a hotel now, like the good old

days. Just walked out on my Bitch,

why? She said my armpits

smell like onions, and then I called her a

slag, and then she hit me,

and then she kicked me out.

I'm in

Japan. I just arrived yesterday, getting

back with Chihiro.

Would you believe that I'm in Japan right

now if I just said that? How would you

All right,

it's all wet. Give me a second.

Yeah, this area I'm in now is really nice.

The buildings look amazing. Everyone's

nice and friendly, having a good time.

I even went for a walk because there was

such a nice mood in the air, such nice

weather. Didn't want to come back to my

room straight away.

I had a walk, I listened to some live

music. I oogled at

the sexy women.

It's weird, they— well, I guess I

have to do it like this, otherwise it will

slosh around in the Uber guy's bag. Look,

it's all dry. You can just have it like

this, dry.

It's quite a lot of soup. Taste the soup.

Oh, Jesus Christ, that's salty. Wow,

is it supposed to be that salty?

It's pretty salty.

Maybe it's supposed to mix with the

ingredients.

Hmm, the noodles all stuck

together.

The menu said this is 900 calories.

Look, the noodles all stuck together in a

big lump.

Is this supposed to be like that?

This cost £11.

Hmm, not very impressed so far.

I can't get the noodles out, they're all

stuck together.

Why is it like this? Ah,

let's get my scissors.

See, always need scissors for dinner.

Oh no,

that's better.

It tastes

good, it's just the noodles were stuck

Oh, this is why I hate ramen.

Is the stream quality good? Because the

internet is really fast here. I think I've

got 100 download speed and 60 upload.

Doesn't this cost ¥500 in Japan?

I'm pretty sure if you went to like a

ramen place in Japan, it would only be

about ¥600. Why is

it 1,600 here?

Why is the chat so negative? Don't know.

Why are people so negative towards me all

What's in popcorn?

I recently found out this channel called

August the Duck made a video about me,

bashing me apparently. He was reacting to

my looking for a girlfriend video, and

then in the comments everyone's just like

calling me an incel. This is really sad.

I've had like 10 girlfriends and I got

married within the last 5 or 10 years.

How am I an incel?

Do they even know what incel means?

This guy is such a huge incel, can't

believe he had 8 girlfriends. If I had 8

girlfriends, then how am I an incel?

The 2 sentences cancel each other out.

What's the word? Oxymoron.

You have incel energy?

No, I'm just a man activist. I stand

up for men's rights. I don't like it when

men get walked over by women,

so when I complain about it, then

apparently it makes me an incel. No, I

just stand up for men's rights in

the dating marketplace.

Men need to be stood up for as well.

Wow, I'm getting full. This is already 900

calories in total.

No, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that.

Well, if I sit here, then you can see

me, your favorite YouTuber. This is a

great mirror, so big.

This mirror is great. I need to get a big

mirror when I move into my new place.

Oh, excuse me.

I'm so tired. I had to wake up at 8 AM in

the morning to get ready, have a shower,

clean the last apartment, get packed.

Take out the rubbish, and then I left at,

at 10 o'clock, and it took me about 30

minutes to walk here carrying that huge

bag. But luckily,

uh, they let me check in to the hotel

straight away because they had empty

rooms. I was worried I'd have to sit

around waiting until 3 o'clock.

Tastes much better now.

It's loosened up.

Am I able to squat?

Yeah, like this. It's pretty easy.

I don't know how some people can't do it.

What a

mess.

It's not

very comfortable.

Did you hear that? It wasn't a fart, it

was my bone cracking.

Wow, I just had 900 calories.

Oh, that's way too salty.

I think they made the soup too salty.

It tastes nice, but it's way too salty.

Maybe we need some water.

Oh, I think that's enough.

Oh, it's cold. I should

put hot water in it.

Where can I put the water? I put it

here, clean it later.

Okay, dinner is done. Do you want

to see the view now?

Wow, what do I do with this?

I went to Sainsbury's. They've got

self-checkout. It's so good. There's

mirrors everywhere here. Sainsbury's is—

why is this one called landfill? It's a

pretty cool bin. So I guess this is for

food, for the landfill, and then

this one's for recycling. You don't

recycle food. I guess you could send it to

Africa.

And then this one's for recycling,

but then—

oh, I get it. Aren't you supposed to put

a plastic bag inside?

Hmm, wasabi sushi noodle bar.

I give it, I give

it a 4.7 out of 10. It's just a bit too

salty, and then the noodles all stuck

together.

And it's a bit expensive, but it's

England, I guess. What am I gonna

do with this water? I'll put it in here.

And this is a shower.

It's got— oh, I don't like rainfall. Oh,

it's got 2 heads. I like this cubicle

thing for the shower. It's interesting.

Look, it's like a cubicle behind the

It's got sliding doors.

Look, UK is copying Japan now with its

sliding doors. They finally figured out

why Japan has sliding doors everywhere.

It's to save space. It is a really good

idea to have a sliding door. Saves so much

space.

Meeting my lady, she's coming at night.

I wish. Look at this view.

Manchester. And you guys keep saying I

don't show you outside of the hotel.

Look. Showing you

right now the

streets of Manchester. I'll give you a

tour of the city from my hotel room.

I can't really see anything of interest.

Oh, that's the building that you could see

from my previous apartment.

Um, the new building I'm moving to is that

way, so you can't really see it.

It's kind of annoying they put this metal

thing around the building. Maybe it's to

stop people jumping out.

I could still jump out, just go in between

the slits.

Yeah, not much going on here.

England.

Yeah, today's really hot. It was about 30

degrees. I had to wear my t-shirt only.

Wow, look at all these plugs.

Oh, you can see outside.

Not going to Greece. I am still planning

or wanting to go to Greece, but we said

September. She said September is better

for her, and I think September is better

for me because it'll be cooler. I'll have

my apartment sorted out, and I need some

time to get the vaccine, I guess, because

if I don't get the vaccine, I'll have to

self-quarantine for 2 weeks.

And then if I'm only going for 2 weeks,

then I'll just be quarantining the whole

time. So I should get the vaccine,

I guess. Otherwise, I don't know,

it'd be kind of annoying to arrive in

Greece and then I can't even— well, I

guess I could sneak her into my hotel,

couldn't I?

But I should look into getting the vaccine

after I get my apartment sorted. And I've

bought all of the necessary things like

towels, cutlery, kitchen stuff. I'm gonna

make it. I'm actually quite excited. I've

never had my own proper place before.

Like, I had the place in Rotterdam, but it

was never really long-term because Brexit

happened, and then I wouldn't be able to

get a long-term visa, so I would always

have to leave Rotterdam anyway.

But this is my own country. I can stay

here as long as I want to, and now it

feels more like a long-term permanent

fixture. I think it would be pretty

interesting having an apartment. I could

decorate it, get like

cool Japanese lights. Oh, let's make it

Japanese style. Let's get like a little

Japanese table and then, uh,

like Japanese-style lighting, like those

paper orangey glowing ones.

And then we get like a floor cushion,

the zabuton, or whatever it's called.

Zabuton.

Whoops.

It'll look like a weeb's apartment.

Yeah, make it like Japanese aesthetic.

My hair looks good today, don't you think?

Back's getting long. I need to cut the

back. I could do a ponytail now.

My back's so thick.

Yeah, I have to shear some of the back

off. After I moved in, and then we're

gonna decorate it, make it look nice, and

then I'm gonna look into getting the

vaccine, and then we just chill out August

to plan our trip to Greece. Hopefully she,

the Greek girl, still wants to meet by

then. And then September we go to Athens.

Athens.

Hopefully by then, um, the COVID

stuff won't be so strict.

How long's the lease in Manchester? 6

months, and I can renew it whenever

I want to. So if I want to stay another 6

months, they said just make the payment

and then they'll automatically extend your

contract. If I

don't want to stay, then I just don't pay

and I move out. Oh,

ring light looks like a massive condom.

I don't like these lights on mirrors.

They, they make you look really bad

because what happens is

you get light around the edge of your face

and in the middle of your face is all

shadow. It's not a flattering look,

whereas this looks much more flattering.

I like this light, it's like a studio

Okay, what else do I have? I've got

coffee.

I got a sandwich.

Oh, I got wagyu beef

jerky,

and I got this bacon and egg sandwich.

But today I've already had 1,700 calories,

so I think I'm good. For the rest of

the day, I just had my coffee. I might go

to bed early today because I have to wake

up early to get my apartment keys.

So no sleeping in, but it's exciting.

You're recycling everything. Well, yeah,

plastic and tissue would be in the

recycling bit. And then glass goes in the

glass bit, and then landfill would be like

food and waste. Oh, who cares? It's not my

job. I'm not the bloody bin man.

Jesus, not even paying me to do it.

Yeah, I've got air conditioning. That's

why I'm wearing a jumper because I feel a

bit cold. It's actually very hot outside.

It'll be nice to have a normal

shower because my apartment, last one, it

had a bathtub and you had to have a shower

in the bath. So I kind of missed just

having a walk-in shower, but my new

apartment also has a bathtub. Where you

shower in the bathtub. Just feels kind of

weird standing in a bathtub.

How do I turn the light on?

Light. Is it on?

What? That's it?

You're saying I have to have a shower in

the dark? Oh my God, there's no light in

here. The only light are

these 2. Oh, that's shit. Look, I gotta

stand here having a shower in the dark.

Can you see me?

Oh yeah, you can. Turn the mirror on.

Hmm, that's weird having a shower in the

It's so dark.

Oh my God, back! Keep blowing hot and

cold. Hair dryer.

And then this is the bed. I hate it

when they put the pillows on top of the

blanket. Look, why? I have to

take it off. To get into the bed.

It's a silly way of making the bed.

These are nice pillows.

Am I still in Manchester? Yes, I am,

right in the center. I might

sleep in the middle like this.

And then these pillows are kind of

pointless. I don't

need— ouch, it pricked me.

Don't need so many pillows.

And I hate it when they tuck the end of it

into the mattress. I always have to pull

it out because I like scrunching the

blanket up and humping it in between my

legs.

Ah,

if you had a Switch, you could connect the

Switch to this TV. That would be so nice.

Why do people keep asking me how I make my

money? How do you think? I'm a famous

YouTuber and

I'm famous on Twitch.

Don't do anything creepy in the bed.

Well, I will later. Gonna get naked.

Ah, these pillows are really nice.

Gonna get naked,

hot and sweaty.

Kind of boring in a hotel.

I still can't quite put my finger on it,

why a hotel is so different to an

apartment.

I just felt like in the apartment there

were more things to do, so I could

do the washing up and I could do some

cooking. And I don't

know, when you're in a hotel room, it just

feels like you got the table and the bed

and you just sit on the bed.

Is an escort coming? No.

Yeah, I think anyone would feel depressed

if they were just living in a hotel for

long periods of time. It's a very strange

feeling. At first it feels exciting

because it's all new and it looks clean

and nice, and then after a few hours you

just kind of get bored, don't you? It's

good if you're traveling with someone,

then at least you can fuck in it after

walking around. That's the main thing I

loved about hotels. You're traveling,

you're tired, you reach the hotel, all you

want to do is have a nice fuck and

then get something to eat.

That was my favorite part of the Germany

trip.

It's really hot when you— as soon as you

get into the hotel, you just like strip

off and do it in like the first 5 minutes.

That's the best thing.

Like when the Turkish girl came to see me,

that was hot. She just

came straight to my hotel. I took her up

to my room and then we effed in like the

first, like straight away. Barely even

said more than two words to each other and

we were just straight away at it.

That was so good.

Call an escort? No, I don't want to,

because they never look like what you

think they look like, and they always

smell— smell weird.

They're never cute. Always either

old or fat.

I don't know, have you ever had an escort

and then they just made the

apartment have a weird smell and then the

smell's lingering and it's not a nice

smell because you didn't find them

attractive?

I don't know, I just find the smell

to be not very nice when you're not

attracted to someone. That's weird.

I think feeling attracted to someone has

something connected to their smell.

She stole your wallet. See, that's why I

always hide my wallet in a special place.

Every time I get an escort, I always find

some really— where would I hide it here?

I've actually already hid it up there.

I'd probably put it in between the towels,

under the towels, or I'd put

my iPad and my Switch, my valuable things,

I'd put it under the mattress or under the

Maybe I put it here. Why is there a

curtain here? There's no window. That's

like the most pointless curtain.

And what's this for? If you put anything

heavy on it, it's just gonna bend.

How big is this TV? It looks like It

doesn't look that big. It can't be 60. It

must be 40 inches.

I don't know what to do now.

Didn't have a great day trading. It

started off well. I made £15 and then I

lost £10 trying to short the NASDAQ again.

Really gotta try and stop shorting the

NASDAQ. It would have been a nice day

otherwise. Nice little £15 gain.

Now I only made £5.

No, £5 is like $8.

No, it's more like 7.

The apartment costs you £30 to £35 a day.

Yeah, so if I made that £15 today, I would

have made half of what I need to pay for

the rent. So if I made £15 every day from

trading That's

like £300. That'd pay for nearly half the

rent. I made £30 Monday, £20 yesterday,

and then today £5. And then I don't think

I'll do any more trades because I don't

want to lose my gains.

Look, I made £13 and then I lost £2 and

then I lost £6. Not great.

Day trading is tough.

It's not that hard in the first 30,

40 minutes of market open, but then if you

try and day trade during the day, it's

really difficult.

Because everything just goes kind of flat

after the morning.

Yeah, swing trading's easier. Look at my

swing trade account. I've got

DraftKings and it's up £55.

It's up £55 and I don't even

do anything with it because I bought it

when it was quite low. I bought it when it

was like around here,

and I just kind of leave it alone to go up

on its own. But then with my day trading

account, I'm trying to do scalping,

and yeah, sometimes I

get good gains, like £9 here, £11 there,

£20 there. £13, but then I get some bad

trades and then boom, minus £19, minus

£10. So it's a bit hit and miss

with the day trading scalping.

The thing is to have discipline. I try and

make just a couple trades in the morning,

try and get £10 or £15.

£20 is kind of pushing it. So I

just want to be in and out and not get

stuck in it for too long. So the longer

you're in it, the riskier it is.

I'm scared to touch AMC again. It's too

unpredictable. I tried shorting it, it

goes up. I try buying it, it goes down.

Manchester girl. I haven't, I haven't even

heard from her. In ages. She hasn't

messaged me in like 5 days. So she

messaged me after I made that video

explaining herself. She said that she was

just a bit shocked that I actually came,

and she was a bit freaked out. And then

she was upset because I went on a date.

And then she said we could give it another

go if you like me. And I said, yeah, I do

like you. But then 5 days later, she

didn't reply.

So I think I'll just give up.

Give up on that one.

It's so annoying when they don't reply.

At least say something.

Can I hook my Switch to the TV? No, it's

Switch Lite, it's not the dock version.

My stock portfolio, it's not

really doing anything because Bitcoin goes

up and then it goes down and it goes up

and it goes down. So as long as it keeps

doing that, my portfolio is not going

anywhere. I need Bitcoin back up to $50K.

If Bitcoin doesn't go back up to $60K,

I'm not getting my money back from my

portfolio.

So I'm getting kind of frustrated with

Bitcoin because there's so many other

stocks that are going up like 10%,

15% that I could have been in if

I wasn't wasting my time on Bitcoin.

It's pretty loud when they close doors

here. I hope my new apartment isn't

like this.

I've just joined. Why am I looking at a

door? What would you like to look at?

Here's my foot.

I lost my life savings. Is all gone.

Elon Musk financially ruined me.

Hello.

I blew my life savings trying to sleep

with the Manchester girl and she rejected

me. She broke my heart. Oh no.

Do you like my pink socks?

What's on top of this? If I poke you up

there, can you tell me?

Is there anything up there?

Is there secret treasure?

Funny. I don't know what to do. I might

drink my coffee. What time is it? Oh,

it's only 7.

I go to bed at 12.

Getting my new apartment, very exciting.

Oh wow, AMC's crashing again.

How long is this AMC thing gonna go on?

It's getting a bit boring now. I thought

they said it's going to $100. Yeah,

does this look like it's going to $100?

More like going to zero. You know that

Matt Kors guy and that Trey Trades? Bunch

of scammers. Uh,

they're so, they're so snaky,

those pump and dump YouTubers like Matt

Kors. Remember he was getting like 50K

viewers on his live streams and then it

became less and less until it was like

only 20K people losing interest and he's

still sitting there going Yeah, AMC is

going to 100, guys. Everyone buy now. Bet

he's sold already.

Everyone buy now, it's definitely going to

100, you can trust me.

Oh, thank you. Existing is weird. What's

the plan now? Plan is I'm gonna

move into my new apartment, my bachelor

pad, tomorrow. Gonna pick up the keys.

Then I guess I have to buy some basic

stuff. Might buy some nice things to make

it look good. And then I'm planning

to go to Greece to meet a Greece— I mean,

a Greek girl. Nearly said a greasy girl.

A Greek girl. Planning to meet one.

I'm not 5'7, 5'8, I'm 5'9.

Why don't you tell her to come to your

apartment? Because I

don't think she would come because she

seems a bit busy with her

own life there. I don't know, maybe she

would come if I paid her, but I think

it'd be more fun if I went there because

then I could do like first day in Greece

You said 5'8 a couple days ago. No, I

didn't. I, I've always said 5'9.

Oh, thank you, Mark. No Streamlabs,

cuz it's a YouTube stream.

Don't really need Streamlabs.

Not what the Dutch girl said.

Yeah, well, she's wrong. I even got a tape

measure to show her she's wrong.

Mila was 172 and I'm 175,

so I don't— and she wore shoes which had

like these really thick 2-inch platforms,

so obviously she must have felt like

she was a bit taller than me wearing the

shoes, but without the shoes she was

shorter than me. Oh,

thank you. AMC will be 100 on Thursday.

Graham Stephan said so. Did you see Chris

Sain make a video recently addressing the

haters? Apparently Chris Sain has a

subreddit of haters too, and they're all

like telling him to stop being a

narcissist because he always says stuff

like, yo guys, I'm Chris Sain, I know the

stock market off the back of my hand,

I've been doing this so long. All my plays

are, uh, all my plays

are winners and we never lose. We never

sleep, we only eat. He's always bragging

like that, it's kind of annoying. And then

when he's wrong, he just, he doesn't say

anything about it. Like, he was

recommending GNOG since last November.

GNOG has just dropped by 50%.

And he's been recommending like a

bunch of other stocks. He recommended that

if you bought when he recommended it,

you'd be down like 50% for nearly a year

now. He just doesn't say anything about

it. He seems to be getting a bit of a

hate viewership. And then he revealed his

earnings. He makes like $100K a month.

It's crazy.

Yeah, Chris Sain doesn't have much

credibility. He just randomly appeared out

of nowhere when the stock market was

booming last year,

and then he just jumps onto trending

stocks and then tells everyone to buy it.

And then if they go up, he takes all the

credit. Like he says, "Oh, no one else was

into this stock before we were." I was the

first one to recommend it, as if he did

all the research and discovered it

himself, and he was the first one to talk

about it. He's such— he's such a bragger.

I don't take him seriously.

Yeah, there's only 2 stock YouTubers I

take seriously is that Jeremy guy and

Traveling Trader, cuz they've been doing

this for a living way before they became

YouTubers.

Leather handle on the desk. Oh yeah, it's

got a safe. That's where I keep my gold

bootyons.

So yeah, the plan is move in my new place

this month, and then August I'm gonna be

settling down, trying to make it nice, my

new home, try and do

some stuff here, I guess.

My plan for Japan? Well, hopefully they

don't reopen now because I've, I've rented

an apartment. It'd be kind of annoying if

Japan opens next week. Look at this

caramel macchiato, a chilled

blend of bold espresso. I wonder

how many calories.

I used to be addicted to these when I used

to go to Japanese language school. I was

so tired I had to have a Starbucks coffee

full of sugar to wake me up. And I became

addicted to it. I had to have

it, otherwise I'd feel terrible.

Why can't you say words? Because this is

not an English word. What the hell is a

mojito? I don't

know Italian or Spanish.

And I've got a café latte.

Is that how you say it? A latte.

One thing I hate is the Spanish J. I

refuse to pronounce the Spanish J the

Spanish way. So it's a

jalapeño and it's a— what

are the other J words?

It's just wrong pronouncing J like an H.

Look at that straw, looks like cardboard

straw.

Oh my God, that's so Freaking

good.

Wow, I could chug that in 2 seconds.

Well, I should savor it. Yeah, a fajita

is— oh, it's actually a fajita. Damn,

this is so good. It's like a melted

chocolate bar.

Hmm, it's like melted chocolate,

popcorn, caramel, and coffee.

I should have bought 2.

How much sugar is in this?

It's so sweet.

I've nearly finished it. There's hardly

Oops. Should I have the latte? I was gonna

have this for tomorrow. There's no kettle.

What did I eat today? I had sausage

sandwich. And I had those Grace barbecue

smoked corn things. And then for

lunch— I mean dinner— I just had ramen.

How am I paying for my new place? From

YouTube, OnlyFans, and stock market.

OnlyFans doing really well. I recently

made a new video And I sold it for $40

each, and 5 people bought it so far.

I think maybe 10 people might buy it, so

that's like $400.

OnlyFans is a lifesaver.

Who's spamming?

Yeah, they really liked the sausage in the

bum video, my best OnlyFans video.

They love it.

Look at this NASDAQ just going up

Did it get leaked yet? I don't know. Only

5 people have bought it, so if it's gotten

leaked, that means the person who leaked

it is one of those 5 people. And I'm

pretty sure 2 of them are trustworthy

because they always buy my videos.

But the other 2, I've never seen their

usernames before. It seems a bit

obvious when it's someone buying it to

leak it because it will say user

1236678122 has

subbed to OnlyFans, and then the next day

it will say user whatever the number is,

has deleted his account. It's really

weird. Why do they sub to me? I mean, why

do they pay for my OnlyFans for a whole

month and then delete their account the

Look, it shows you on the thing.

Oh look, the LA girl signed up to my

OnlyFans too. Have you seen the LA girl's

Pornhub? She's pretty hot.

Look, it says subscription from deleted

user. What?

Why would you pay and then delete your

user account? So there's

an LA girl I was chatting to. She said

I should come to LA and then we could make

OnlyFans stuff together and I could stay

with her. And she's really cute, but I

don't really want to go to LA. It would be

so expensive. And then what if she ghosts

me as well? I already got ghosted in

Manchester.

Manchester's not too bad because it's in

my country. If I went all the way to

America and then she just stopped

Her P-Hub is Y-U-N-A-T-A-M-A-G-O.

She gets a lot of views. She gets like

quarter of a million views per video,

and she's only like a very small channel.

She made a special one for me as well,

special private video.

I don't know if America are letting

foreigners in yet. I guess I could put

it on my list, but I'm more interested in

Greece because it's closer. I could get a

4-hour plane to Greece for only a couple

hundred pounds, and then the hotel's only

a couple hundred. It won't really cost a

lot of money to go To Greece.

So it's, um, it's lower risk. LA is very

high risk but extremely high gains because

she's really cute, plus she's into

OnlyFans and doing a P-Hub. Which I really

like, because obviously

if the girl is really against adult

work, then she's not going to like me

because that's— I also do it.

Yeah, if I met some girl and then she's

like really anti-adult work,

then I have to keep it a secret that I do

I feel like everyone in America has

OnlyFans and doing Pornhub now because

they're so strapped for cash and it's such

good money and it's so easy. You just get

naked and film it.

It takes no skill.

But then I guess there are negatives.

Like some people won't like you for doing

that. I think people should be more

open-minded. It's just a human body.

What's wrong with that?

So Greece is medium risk and

medium-high reward. LA is very high

risk and very high reward.

And then there's also Berlin, which I

would say is probably

medium to high risk and reward

unknown, because I don't really know what

she looks like, but she sounds nice.

But I don't think she's interested in me

in that way.

Yeah, it's kind of tricky to make

travel plans far away when I've got an

apartment now. I wouldn't really want to

travel for more than a few weeks because

then it feels like I'm wasting my money on

the apartment.

It would be pretty stupid to get the

apartment and then Spend two months in

Greece or someplace.

Oh, what's going on here?

Oh, I should have bought that here.

That would have made ten pounds.

Yeah, I might book one

week in Greece.

One, one week I think is long enough to

meet this girl and see if she likes me or

not, because if she doesn't like me, then

I don't have any reason to be in Greece.

I might as well just go.

Then I might go to Berlin because,

you know, that guy I met in Manchester

here in the supermarket,

he's going to move to Berlin, so maybe

I could meet him.

Then I'd know someone who's in Berlin.

Greece price tickets. I looked before,

said about £250 for direct

flight to Greece.

Why get an apartment in Manchester and go

to Greece for a few weeks? What happens if

you met a girl in Greece and you want to

live with her? Well, that's like my,

my dream fantasy come true, which means

it's very unlikely to come true unless

I've jinxed it into coming true by getting

the apartment like I jinxed England. To

lose the football by betting on them.

Look, it's not going to happen, is it?

In a perfect world, yeah, I'd love to meet

a girl and then we really like each other,

we move in together, but it's just

so difficult to find that.

So I, I just figured that it'll be better

to have my own home that I could retreat

back to in case, um, trips to

meet girls don't work out. Otherwise I'd

just be bumming around in Greece living in

hotels, being lonely and depressed,

and then I'd have to come back to England

and then look for an apartment anyway. So

I might as well get the apartment sorted

out now whilst I'm here and

then start slowly making plans to travel

and meet people. And then maybe something

would happen. And if not, it's okay.

I'll just fly back to my apartment.

The good thing about being in England is

it's very inexpensive to just fly over to

Europe. It's like £100 to fly to Germany.

It's like £200 to fly to Greece.

Very affordable. It's not like flying all

the way to Japan.

Explore other Asian countries. Well, I

already have. I've already been to Taiwan,

Vietnam, Korea.

I still like Japan the best.

Japan is my favorite.

Fibonacci.

Oh my God, it's a Fibonacci level! Look,

78%— I mean, 23.6%.

What does it mean?

Going to Taiwan? Oh yeah, I went to Taiwan

as well. I went to meet this girl and then

she didn't like me, but I crashed at her

family's house for like a month trying to

get her to like me. And then I finally

realized she doesn't like me and then I

I don't think I've ever just gone to a

country not for a girl, apart from family

holidays. I went to Vietnam with my

family, went to Malaysia with my family.

Oh, I've got a spasm of excitement.

I wanted to go to Hong Kong, but then the

whole China crackdown thing happened.

Oh no, I need the toilet.

Guys, can you watch my stocks whilst I'm

gone? If it starts going down,

make sure you sell so I don't lose my life

savings.

Oh.

Should have bought more coffee. They've

got like a coffee-making area down the

end of the corridor, but there might be

people there.

So what to do?

So many dislikes. People disliking my

stream already. But I didn't even do

anything. Didn't do nothing wrong,

governor.

Has he put on a thing to deepen his voice?

Who, me? My voice isn't deep.

I still don't know why people Why am I

getting so much hate still?

Look at my videos recently,

they still get loads of dislikes. Who are

these people disliking my videos? Better

own up, 'cause I've got a bone to pick

with you. Look at this, my recent video,

188 dislikes and

only 450 likes. Just talking about the

Manchester girl ghosting me.

And then look,

my I Got Scammed livestream, 150 dislikes

next to 250 likes. That's almost

a 50% dislike rate. Why are so many people

disliking my stuff? What are you mad

about? Tell us, let the group

know what your problem is.

And then even on my second channel, Chef

Daniel,

all I do on Chef Daniel is I make food. I

don't even talk about anything bad.

And then That's

not too bad. It's got like 16 dislikes to

66 likes. Let's say,

what percentage would that be?

10%? No, I don't

know, 20%? Who are these

16 people? Look at

this. I got banned on Twitch video. It's

got 46 dislikes to 81 likes.

That's like a two

to one ratio. Why are people disliking my

videos so much?

Look at this, my investment portfolio

video. 29 dislikes, 51 likes. Almost the

same amount of dislikes as likes.

Why are people disliking my stuff so much?

I always get like 200 dislikes every time.

What did I do that was so bad?

For example, you know Ice Poseidon? He

actually disabled his dislikes because he

was probably getting fed up, but he was

getting more than 50% dislikes

almost every time.

His— for some reason, his community really

turned on him. I don't know why,

to be honest. Because he stopped making

the edgy content they used to love?

I don't know. I feel like most influencers

or YouTubers, in order to get so many

dislikes, there has— they must have had

some kind of massive scandal.

Like they groomed someone or they're a

pedo. What did I do that was

so bad?

Cheated lots. Oh, come on, that was like 2

years ago. Get over it. Me and Chihiro

have gotten over it. Me and Chihiro are

like friends. We chat just like normal.

We chat all the time. Why are you guys

still all upset about it? Me and Chihiro

moved on and we're on good terms.

It's been 2 years, people. Come on,

it's all in the past.

I haven't even talked about the marriage

in ages, apart from, you know,

occasionally in streams. But most of my

videos are not about the marriage or

You made the Turkish girl bleed. That was

an accident. I didn't do it on purpose.

Oh, thank you, Sober Sushi.

Thoughts on femboys? What's a femboy?

Is it like a feminine looking guy?

How did you make the Turkish girl bleed?

Um, apparently I didn't do enough

foreplay, and I thought she

was ready, but apparently she wasn't.

Maybe she was a virgin. Do you think she

was a virgin? No, I'm pretty sure

she said she did it before. Maybe that's

why she bled.

Do I like Chris Broad? He's my favorite

YouTuber. We went to the same school.

We were pretty much best friends back in

the day. Then he betrayed me, started

fraternizing with Joey, my archenemy.

He stole the love of my life from me,

Akidearest. I'll never forgive him.

He cockblocked me. I was about to make my

moves on Akidearest because I had a crush

on her for years, and he just swooped in

out of nowhere with his 2 million subs.

And wooed her, wooed her straight from my

I'll never forgive him.

Sorry, I'm just messaging someone.

Netherlands might be back on the menu.

Why does it sound creepy when I say that?

Just lining up my future travel

destinations. 2021 could be good.

You see, this is like what life is. It's

like a stock market chart.

You got these periods when everything's

great. And then you got these periods when

everything sucks, and then it gets better,

and it sucks again, and then it just goes

better over time.

Did Mina message you just now? No, but a

different Dutch girl did.

Boxing match with Joey. He would tower

over me. Isn't he like 5 foot 11 or 5 foot

10? I think I heard he's 185. He looks

pretty tall when he's walking around

He would destroy me like

he destroys Aki every night.

Where's my water?

Yes, I'm 175, but I think Joey's 185.

I'm 175. Why do you think I'm lying?

You watch the video with me and Elvis

Adian. I'm way taller than Elvis, and

Elvis is like 170, I think.

How would you know? There's no frame of

reference. If you just see me on my own,

then I could tell you I'm 6 foot, and then

you would have no idea if I'm actually 6

foot or not. This might just be a really

big door.

I don't have a tape measure. Do you want

me to buy a tape measure so I can prove it

Why would I lie about being 175? If I was

gonna lie, I would just say I'm 179 or I'm

180. Why would you lie about being short?

175 is not even tall. If I was

gonna lie, I'd say I'm 180.

What's happening with the stocks?

Ah, I should have bought some.

Nasdaq. Do you think I should buy a

No, I think it's gonna like come down a

bit and then go up a bit like a wave.

Did I pay £58 for this hotel?

Maybe.

Maybe I did.

It's gambling when you don't know if it's

going up or down. Yeah, that's why if you

don't know or you don't feel confident,

then you shouldn't place a trade.

And it's very hard to tell when it's just

kind of flat. It's why

you don't trade when it's just going flat.

I mean Oh, look at that. See, big fat red

candle. It's in an uptrend.

I see bullish pins. I see bearish pins

too.

Yeah, I don't know.

It looks like it could retrace back down

to here. I wouldn't touch it.

How long am I in Manchester? Well,

probably for a long time, the rest of the

year, because I've just rented this

apartment. Not this one, this is a hotel,

but I rented an apartment for 6 months

minimum. It's actually a really good price

considering it's 885 a month times 6.

That's like £5,000 for a proper apartment

for half the year. That's such a bargain

compared to the Airbnbs I was staying in

for 2K a month.

Yeah, my apartment might actually be above

the clouds. I can't wait to livestream

inside, show you the amazing view.

Yeah, I could have gotten it for £795 with

a different agent. Kind of annoying.

Is it really a big deal though? Saving £90

a month would be about £550

in 6 months. £550 I could use

on cheesecake.

They're trying to track you down. Who?

The building I'm moving to is the 7th

tallest building in the whole country.

And it was built,

uh, shortly after my grandmother passed

away. Dear Dorothy,

rest in peace.

Why am I doxxing myself? I'm not. I'm just

giving you some information about the

The building's pretty secure. It's got

24-hour security and concierge.

And it's got state-of-the-art fingerprint

technology. Oh,

it's going up. I should have bought.

See, the bearish pin doesn't count unless

it's below the moving average.

Oh, I just vomited the coffee back into my

Please don't be the Beetham Tower. I don't

want my apartment swarmed by crazies.

We're gonna be roommates, we're gonna be

neighbors. Wait, you don't actually live

in Beetham Tower, do you? That'd be so

weird having people who watch me live in

the same building.