Critiquing this girls makeup

So I have a few questions about makeup and

why girls do certain things when they put

on makeup. Now, I know that most of my

audience are male— men, actually. The

demographics on analytics say that 80% of

my audience are men. It's like a bloody

sausage fest in here. But there are a few

girls, so, um, it'll be great to hear your

opinion on these very important questions

I'm about to ask. So I was watching this

video by this YouTuber called Edwin and

this other girl called Mina, and they used

to be roommates with this Bigger YouTuber

called I Am Cyr, and all this stuff

happened. All this drama happened, and

apparently they got kicked out a few

months ago. And Edwin made this like

really long video, an hour and a half,

explaining the whole situation, all the

drama that happened, and it's really

interesting. I'm a long-term fan of I Am

Cyr or Cyr or Vincent Cyr, whatever his

name is. But after watching that video and

learning about what he's really like in

real life, it kind of lowered my opinion

on him. He always plays like this crazy

kind of character in his videos, like

this. Psychopathic, mentally unstable

serial killer kind of character, and I

always believed that was just like a

character, but maybe that character isn't

too far from his actual self, his actual

personality. So I took a screenshot of the

video that I was watching, and I want to

show this picture of the girl Mina because

there's a few things I don't quite

understand about her makeup.

So let's start at the top. Let's look at

the eyebrows. Her eyebrows look kind of

obvious that she's used some kind of

pencil to make her eyebrows look darker.

And I find this really strange why girls

use a pencil to like color in their

eyebrows or to draw on eyebrows. It's like

if a man didn't have much of a beard,

didn't have much facial hair, and he

wanted to have like a mustache, and he got

a pencil and like drew one in, wouldn't

that be really strange? How come it's

strange for a man to do that, but it's

perfectly okay for a girl to draw on her

eyebrows? Okay, so next let's look at her

eyelashes. Her eyelashes look kind of

strange because she's drawn like a line

that comes out here with the pencil. I

don't know if it's the same pencil that

she used for the eyebrows, but I think it

looks really strange when girls just draw

like one single line across here. I know

why they do it. They do it because they

think it makes the eyes look bigger, and I

don't really see this. I don't really

think it makes the eyes look much bigger.

It just looks like they have like a really

thick black line coming out the side of

their eye. It kind of looks like they have

just one really thick long eyelash coming

out No, it doesn't even look like it's

coming out of the eye. It looks like it's

stuck to the side of their face, and it

looks even stranger when they close their

eyes. I think it looks really

disconnected, like it's obvious that it's

just a drawn-on line. Okay, now the next

thing is something that really bothers me

the most, and that's her lips, her

lipstick. Now correct me if I'm

wrong, but I believe that lipstick should

be used for the lips. That's why it's

called lipstick. But if you look closely

at her lips It's kind

of obvious that she's drawn the lipstick

on this part of her face above the lips.

Now I know why she's done this, it's to

give this false impression that her lips

are actually larger than they actually

are, which I find kind of strange because

her lips look fine. They don't look too

thin. I don't really see why she felt the

need to make her lips look even bigger

because now they just look like really big

lips. What's that bloody noise? What was I

saying? So yeah, she's drawn her lipstick

on top of her lips so that she can make

her lips look bigger. And now they just

look like they're too big and they're too

red, and it looks really strange because

it just looks like she has lipstick on her

face. It kind of looks like when a child

gets hold of her, her mum's lipstick or

her makeup, and the child starts putting

the lipstick on and she doesn't know how

to do it properly, and she ends up getting

lipstick all over her face, and it just

looks really funny. Now don't get me

wrong, I think this girl's very

attractive, and I've seen her in other

videos where she has less makeup and she

looks 100 times better than she does in

that picture. And I would actually be

quite happy to be her boyfriend. But if

she wore her makeup like she did in that

photo, then we would have to have serious

words on how she does her makeup, and I

would have to step in and give her some

makeup tips. I'm not really a huge fan of

makeup. I don't really like makeup that

much, and I think that girls look 100%

better without makeup, without all that

stuff hiding what they really look like.

And if a girl's really ugly and she wears

makeup, it's not really going to hide the

fact that she's ugly. But if a girl's

pretty and she wears makeup, it doesn't

really make much difference. She's still

going to be pretty with or without makeup.

The thing I hate about makeup is— the

thing I hate about lipstick is it means

you can't kiss the girl anymore, because

if you kiss a girl that's wearing

lipstick, it means you get the lipstick on

your lips, and then you look like an idiot

wearing lipstick. And something else I

hate about makeup is foundation, because

it's like it's deceiving you, it's

tricking you, it's not showing you what

their skin really looks like. It's kind of

like when I use my soft skin filter on my

videos, people criticize me. You're a man,

you You shouldn't be using soft skin

filters. You should be showing what your

face really looks like. But it's perfectly

okay for a girl to wear foundation and

hide what their skin really looks like.

Also, if they're wearing foundation, it

means that you can't lick their face.

They get upset. They say, you're ruining

my makeup, and also it tastes weird. This

is what I don't understand about makeup.

How come it's okay for a girl to draw on

her face and cover up her blemishes and

deceive people to what she really looks

like, but if a man did the same thing,

everyone would take the piss out of him?

They'll say, That's not what a man does.

You're not a real man. You're a woman.

How come it's okay for a woman to wear

makeup and make herself look more

attractive, but it's not okay for a man to

stuff socks and underwear underneath his

clothing to make himself look more

muscular? I don't know.