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2023-04-21 · 18 min

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  1. 0:22

    Oh, stupid internet.

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  2. 0:29

    Oh my God.

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  3. 0:57

    Is it back?

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  4. 1:02

    I tried, um, using 2 Wi-Fi

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    now, so the apartment Wi-Fi plus the

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    pocket Wi-Fi. Let's see if it works

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    Using 2 Wi-Fi now, so they're part— why

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    is the internet so crap today?

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    Look, this is such a fiddly way of eating

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    noodles. So what you're supposed

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    to do is you gotta keep getting the

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    noodles like that, but they're all stuck

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    together, so I'm just gonna cut them.

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    It's just like a big lump of noodles.

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    What you're supposed to do is this, grab

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    them like that,

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    and then you dunk them like this.

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    And then you slurp them.

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    It was funny because we went to a noodle

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    place and everyone around us was slurping

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    like And just me and my girlfriend were

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    eating silently, cuz in Thailand they

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    don't slurp. They think it's rude as well.

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    It was funny cuz— but Japanese

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    people, they think it's weird when

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    foreigners eat ramen and they don't slurp.

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    I remember at the guest house, the

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    Japanese people were slurping, but the

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    foreigners would eat very quietly, and

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    then Japanese people would Laugh at the

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    foreigners and be like, oh, that's like a

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    very foreigner way of eating.

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    I don't know why Japanese people think you

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    have to slurp to eat the noodles,

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    but then when they eat spaghetti, they

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    don't slurp. They say, oh, spaghetti mitai

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    na tabekata, if you eat it silently.

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    I don't like slurping because it splashes

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    the sauce everywhere. The sauce flies all

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    This one for Blood Bucket, bro. B-R-A-H.

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    Cody Cody, Nintendo Gamer Energy, tongue

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    out, Viking. Oh my god, Rosetta Stone,

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    leafy green, and also for my new thick

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    Korean GF less than 3. I just splashed the

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    noodle sauce all over my shirt. Look,

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    now I need to wash this as well, but I

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    don't have another shirt to wear. Oh,

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    thanks, Seafruit. Very generous.

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    I just splashed noodle soup all over my

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    only clean shirt.

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    Well, I guess I'll put this in the laundry

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    too.

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    This one for Blood Bucket, Bro B, Cody

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    Cody, Nintendo Gamer Energy, Tongue Out

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    Viking, Carrie B, Rosetta Stone, Lee Leafy

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    green and also for my music Korean. T F

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    less than three. Thanks.

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    See, that's why I hate slurping.

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    I'm gonna save some sauce for the meat for

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    tonight. I don't think I have sauce.

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    What is wrong with this stupid internet?

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    I might just use a SIM card if it keeps

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    doing this.

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    Oh, damn it.

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    I'm wondering if I just switch the SIM

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    card and lose my data.

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    Ah, but my flip phone's not even charged.

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    Oh my God.

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    Oh my God, my flip phone still has 11%

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    battery even though I haven't plugged it

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    in for 10 days. Last time I charged this

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    was when I ended the stream last time.

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    Um,

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    now I got noodle stains on my shirt.

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    Yeah, how many calories are in my noodle

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    meal? Probably like 150.

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    A bunch of noodles, some onions, and one

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    slice of pork.

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    You think the apartment Wi-Fi would be

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    pretty stable for streaming. No idea

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    what's wrong with it.

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    Let me put the camera here.

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    That's funny, it's like I'm really far

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    away. I was

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    gonna say my cough's gone, but I think I'm

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    sick again. My ribs stopped hurting

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    too. That cough was so bad.

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    I think the cough is mostly gone.

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    It's effing again.

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    Why does it keep effing?

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    Fucking hell.

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  92. 12:07

    Unable to connect to this network. Why?

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    No idea what's going on.

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    What is going on?

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    I try connecting it to my SIM card.

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    If that doesn't help, I don't know what to

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    do. Why the

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    hell would the internet be bad?

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    Fingers crossed it should be okay now.

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    Is it working?

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    Oh my

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    God, oh my God, it's still going gray.

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    Stupid internet.

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    It was going gray again. The gray screen.

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    Oh, I hate stupid internet stuff.

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    It's like it's worse now.

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    I don't know how to fix this.

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    Oh, shut up.

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    It's like it's worse now. Uh, now the

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    audio is crackling. Great.

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    Oh my God,

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    I don't

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    know how to fix this.

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    Let me reset it.

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