Meeting Ladyboy In Bangkok Before My Girlfriend Comes Home

Testing. Was that a ladyboy?

I swear that brown-haired girl looked like

a ladyboy.

Is it lagging?

Let me see if it's working first before I

go. It looks like it's lagging on my

phone. Why is it lagging?

The hell?

It's like when I stand still it's okay,

but when I start moving— oh yeah,

it looks okay now.

Is that because I opened the phone?

Because it was closed earlier.

Let me close it, close the phone again.

Is it okay now?

I think it's okay. Look, I found the

street market already.

Let's go to the street market.

Well, it's more like an alley market. Oh,

it's all laggy again. Oh my God,

they didn't do this last time.

I don't know why it's lagging.

It looks so funny.

Let me open the phone up again. Oh,

Thanks King for the

£1.79.

I think when I flip— when I close the flip

phone, it starts lagging, and when I open

it back up, it doesn't lag.

Which kind of sucks because I wanted to

close the flip phone.

The only thing I'm doing differently this

time is I've put the stabilization on,

which might be lagging it. So I forgot

to put it on last stream, it was really

shaky.

What's that music?

It's only fine when I unfold it, but I

need to fold it, otherwise it looks too

obvious that I'm

streaming.

Unless— what if I just leave it unfolded

in my pocket like that?

Nobody cares if I'm streaming? No,

everyone's watching me. Oh, it goes laggy

Oh, I think I know why.

It's, it's when I lock the screen, it goes

laggy.

Look, it's fine now, isn't it?

Um, I don't know what to do.

Yeah, it's fine when I leave the screen

Yes, my plan failed.

Disable power save mode. I don't think

it's on.

scared. I don't know where to

go. Let me check the map.

Too many

people.

Am I walking too fast? I don't know where

the mic is. I think it's here.

Maybe I'll

go a that bridge.

I need to figure out,

uh, what to do.

Oh, I'm nervous.

The, the screen keeps flipping around. I

don't know how to stop it from— I think

I stopped it. Here is the traffic.

It kind of ruined my plan because I was

going to flip the phone in half.

Why is there nowhere to go without any

people? Maybe this side.

There's people behind me.

I need to find somewhere quiet to build my

confidence first. Pretty nervous. When was

the last time I did this? It was like 3

months ago, back in October.

October, I think it was October 31st.

Okay,

this area is quite

empty. Ah, so hard to,

um, not feel nervous.

Do something interesting, trying to. It's

just nerves getting me.

I don't know why I can't flip the phone.

I think it's because I turned

stabilization on and that uses CPU.

Last time I didn't have it turned on and

the stream was really shaky,

but at least I could flip the phone

without it stuttering.

I'm pretty sure that's why.

Look, I can do a test. I'll turn

stabilization off and I bet I can flip it.

Oh my God, it's so fucking loud.

Here. Okay, I turned stabilization off.

Now I'll flip the phone.

I bet it'll be fine now. I bet it'll be

fine, but it'll be unstabilized.

So either

I keep it unflipped but stabilized, or I

flip it with no stabilization.

See, it's fine now, isn't it? I told

Someone coming behind me. Yeah, it won't

do that stuttering now, but I have to turn

the stabilization off, which is a bit

annoying.

Oh,

it's still stuttering.

Ah, I don't know. No, why is it doing

this?

So I can't flip the phone, I need to keep

Ah, what do I do now?

Ruin my entire day.

This phone looks stupid when it's

unflipped cuz it's really long.

I'm using my phone in.

When I unflip it, it's fine. I think it's

when I lock this screen.

Maybe I have too many apps running or

What if I try now?

It's fine for a while and then it goes

back to stuttering.

It's so weird.

6-hour stream complaining about my phone.

This is IRL. Oh, it seems

okay now. I press close

all apps. I open the multitasker and I

close everything. Wow, look at

this hotel. Looks weird. Oh,

it's stuttering again.

Oh my God.

No, I can't, I can't fix it. I don't know

how to fix it unless

it's because I'm using Speedify.

I don't think I used Speedify last time,

did I?

I don't understand because I streamed a

few months ago and I flipped it, flipped

the phone in half, and it was fine.

I sit here? Am I allowed to sit here?

Maybe if I turn Speedify off. I'll try

Testing.

Is it working?

I'll try closing it again.

I think I fixed it.

Oh no, stuttering again.

Oh, I don't know.

Very annoying.

Oh my God, Bangkok's so damn loud,

but there's nowhere peaceful to go.

Get away from the road. I don't think

there's anywhere here where there's no

road.

I wish I had a smaller phone. Maybe I'll

end the stream and restart it on my

iPhone.

Nah.

People just sleep on their motorbikes

here. Weird. In Vietnam,

they just lie down on the motorbike seat

with their feet up on the handlebar.

Oh, can't find any ladyboys.

This is why I don't like doing IRL.

Why are you meeting a ladyboy? I'm gonna

lick his bum hole,

that's why.

Well, this is fun. Really enjoying

my time on the street.

I don't know how Ice does this all day

long, every single day,

and not get bored.

It's kind of interesting compared to being

Vietnam. Thailand's a lot different.

There's a lot less motorbikes and

the roads are much bigger, and they have a

train service. Vietnam hasn't got any

Hop on a bus, but then I can't talk.

Just be me on the bus.

Maybe if

I get my selfie stick out, it'll be easier

to hold it.

Oh, there's people over there.

Whoa.

I forgot to turn stabilization back on.

Is it shaky now?

I don't think it should be shaky now.

Oh, I'm bored.

I'm gonna go home. Time.

I think I can kind of half close it

without it locking the screen like that.

It looks weird.

Oh, thanks Jenkins for

Point of IRL is to talk to some people,

but I'm scared my

phone battery's dying as well.

No, I don't like my selfie stick.

I feel weird holding it.

It just looks weird.

I feel less weird with without the selfie

stick.

I don't know why this feels harder than it

felt last time. This feels way harder

than when I tried it last time.

Unless I put it on my strap again,

but then I don't know if you can hear me.

Yeah, this looks pretty weird as well.

I still like it. Oh my God.

Now it's lagging. Why is it lagging?

It's lagging on my phone, look.

I think my phone's just lagging.

Oh yeah, it does work fine. I guess it's

okay. Oh, I don't know what to do.

Oh, it's a shrine.

Indian shrine.

Oh, is it an Indian shrine here?

Massage aroma oil.

Do you think I have to get naked for the

Hmm, I can't get the screen

to look good.

It's like all choppy, the playback.

Oh,

because it was minimized on my bag strap,

I think. I think it's fine now.

Oh, it smells like sewage here.

Get a motorbike.

Yeah,

it starts lagging when I accidentally

minimize Streamlabs. Well, when Streamlabs

is open, it's fine.

Wouldn't be a problem if I could minimize

it.

I already lost 50% of my battery after

I just— how long have I streamed now? 1

hour. Oh, it's the most stress

I've had in ages. Oh,

I'm so stressed.

It's so stressful, guys.

I'm starting to feel a bit, bit more

confident though.

Just need to figure out the setup.

Oh my God, I feel so anxious.

Another market.

Is everyone making eye contact with the

camera?

Oh, what's that? What was that

sound?

It was

like Where

even am I? Doesn't look like Bangkok

Central.

Oh my God, I'm going in

the wrong way.

I need

to go that way.

Oh, it's lagging again because

my shoulder accidentally presses the

screen. And then it closes there.

I think the motorbikes with the orange

jackets, they are like taxis.

I'm going west, I should be going south.

Where are the ladyboys?

Do you want to get a tuk-tuk?

We could get a tuk-tuk. Tuk-tuk, but

they're really expensive. They're just for

tourists. I took

a tuk-tuk before, cost about— it

costs like 200 baht just to get a

10-minute ride. In a taxi, it'll cost like

40 baht.

They just overcharge. A charge for

tourists. I don't see the point of

tuk-tuks when you can just get a taxi.

I don't know where to go.

I mean, I could get a tuk-tuk.

Could be fun.

What's wrong? Wrong with

your hand, but don't like

my hand.

Oh,

look, cat in a basket. Oh,

it smells like fish here.

Smells so bad here.

Am I gonna get copyright struck?

Why are there markets everywhere? Oh,

this market.

Oh, is that a chicken?

Street market in Bangkok.

I'll just use myself this thing.

It's chicken feet.

This is good street market footage for my

street market channel.

Problem is

I'm walking too fast.

Who'd be interested in watching this? You

said on Discord you're meeting a ladyboy.

Well, if I find a ladyboy, then Smells

like raw chicken and fish here.

Are those

hats? Yeah, bamboo hats. Oh, I think it's

like a basket.

I wonder how obvious it is I'm filming.

I guess it's pretty obvious.

I can't tell which tuk-tuk is actually a

tuk-tuk or if it's just some guy doing his

shopping.

I'm back here again.

I got stabilization. It should be turned

on. I'm just not holding the phone very

stably.

I can't tell if they're actually

actually. Working or if they're just

sitting in the tuk-tuks.

The drivers are just sitting in the back

reading the newspaper.

And then where should I ask them to take

me?

Very weird country because

I'm already in Bangkok. I can't ask them

to take me to Bangkok.

Uh,

go to the red

light district.

Is that Nana Plaza? I heard that is the

red light district. Who's that man?

I am— I'm 42 minutes away from Nana Plaza

by car. It's pretty far away.

I think I need to

walk this way to get to the city

center.

$2 if I meet your ladyboy. Only $2,

it's not much.

Now these people just sit on the side of

the street all day.

Don't they have anything else to do, like

play Rainbow Six? I'm going to

get so sunburn from this.

Excuse me.

Yeah, I can see all the big buildings in

that direction,

so we just gotta walk For 1 hour.

No, Super Meow, don't leave.

I'll be sad.

What do you mean I'm testing the rating?

What does that mean?

Oh my God, it's so hot. It's not really

hot. It's just like the sunlight.

The direct sunbeams are

very strong. Oh wow! Thanks,

Domo. Domo arigato.

I made back the money I lost on the train

to get here now, so at least I didn't

waste my time.

Going into Bangkok. I don't

know if I get into a taxi and I say, can

you take me to Bangkok? And then he goes,

you're already in Bangkok.

There's a lot more motorbikes here in this

area. I feel like the more poor— the

poorer the area is, the more motorbikes

there are. This definitely feels like a

more poverty-stricken area.

It's funny because in Tokyo and

Japan you never see any motorbikes, it's

all just cars.

What's that place?

Can I zoom?

There's like creepy Bugs Bunny and bears

hanging from the ceiling.

Why are these pavements so high?

These pavement curves are so high.

Oh yeah, my hands have gotten a lot

better. I put this antifungal cream onto

it, which also has corticosteroids,

and my hand's healing. It's just still a

bit red from

the, the pox.

The handpucks.

Wait, why is there a message?

My own name pops up in the chat in big red

letters even though I sent that message an

hour ago. No ladyboys?

Well, I'm trying to find some.

But I don't think they hang out in this

part of town.

I should have gotten off at a different

station actually. I didn't think this

station would be so far away. Where the

hell is Bangkok?

Look at the buses here. Don't you think

the buses look really weird here? The

tires are massive. They're like monster

truck wheels on the bus. Why are they so

big?

I think it's in case there's flooding,

then the engine doesn't get ruined,

but they still look kind of weird.

Oh, I've been reading chat from like an

hour ago, not the chat that's coming up

now.

Go to Soi 4. Why are the streets here

called soi? Kind of weird, isn't it?

Let me try and find out where the city

center is.

Oh my God, it's like an hour away walking.

Um, maybe I will just get a tuk-tuk.

It's just I'm scared they

might rip me off. Also, isn't it like an,

an hour, like 40 minutes drive? I don't

want to be in a tuk-tuk for 40 minutes.

I need to go that way.

I'm going west, I should be going south.

I don't want to accidentally walk into

into like the ghetto part of the city.

Take a motorcycle taxi. No,

we got a motorbike in Vietnam. My

girlfriend friend rode it and I sat on the

back and it was so horrible. I hated it,

felt so sick.

Maybe if I stand by the side of the road,

someone will stop for me.

Nana Plaza.

Yeah, half an hour by car.

Do you want to sit in a car for half an

hour? I won't be able to talk.

I don't know.

Where to go.

Um,

I tried getting a Grab. Maybe I can get a

Grab. I tried getting a Grab before I

started the stream and they wanted me to

wait 30 minutes.

Let me try and get a Grab,

see if I have to wait very long.

Oh, it says no waiting.

188 baht. I don't

know if that's expensive.

188 baht is like $5.

Is the RLD even pumping up? What is RLD?

I think we just keep walking.

Oh, maybe I'll get my selfie stick out.

Red light district. Oh yeah, the red light

district's been closed now anyway.

Bit early for the red light district.

If I go there at night, they'll keep

trying to get me to come in to have sex,

and my girlfriend would not like that.

Do I know how long I'm staying?

Do you mean how long am I streaming? Um,

the timer says 5 hours, then I've got

to go home before my girlfriend comes

back.

I don't get this taxi.

I find getting a taxi very scary.

So many taxis. How do I get one?

I'm going in the opposite direction.

Where the hell am I going?

Oh,

that way. And then this road bends to the

left. Yeah, I guess

we can just walk aimlessly. That's also So

Who else likes to walk aimlessly? I wonder

how much it costs to get a motorbike.

I feel like I'd crash it. My legs are too

skinny to hold it up.

Okay, I've I

feel a bit more comfortable now.

I felt like I was going to end the stream

in the first half hour because I was

freaking out.

Don't feel so bad.

Oh look, there's a monk.

I keep tripping over on the pavement, so

uneven. Oh,

what's this?

Is there a temple?

Where am I? Why is there a temple here?

Oh, it's a Buddhist temple for funeral

services.

I don't really want to go into a temple.

They're just a bit boring.

How long do I plan to stay in Bangkok?

Uh, 2 months. I've got 45 days,

but I can extend it by another 30 days,

so legally I can stay for 2 months and

2 weeks. 2, 2 months and a half.

I wanted to go to Japan to do IRL,

but I don't think I can. It's too much

hard work. I have no idea how Ice does

this all day long. Well, he gets a

lot of money from it. If I was getting

thousands of dollars, then yeah, I'd also

be more motivated to do it.

But I can't be very entertaining like

he is because I'm too scared of

Getting hungry now.

You end up burning a lot of calories doing

this, and also you need a lot of drinks.

End up spending money.

So this road bends to the left, and then

we just walk southwards for

1 hour. Uh, getting back home is going to

be a pain. Either I spend nearly 7 $7

or $8 for a taxi back, or I go back on the

train, which would take me like an hour

plus multiple changes.

I don't live in the center of Bangkok

anymore, I live on the outskirts, so it's

not very easy to get into Bangkok.

I'm gonna have to plug in my battery

charger soon. 60%,

1 hour 20 minutes and I used 40%

battery.

Yeah, my girlfriend stays with me. We live

She was crying the other day because she

wanted me to pay her £200 to fix her car.

Her car broke down and then the repairs

cost about £700. She said she only

has 500. And then I said to her,

I can't pay because I already paid a lot

for the rent and the food and Vietnam.

And then she started crying. She said,

you don't love me, I thought you would

help me.

And then I said to her, are you gonna pay

me back if I lend you £200? She said yes.

But then we stopped talking about it, and

she didn't ask me for the money, so I'm

guessing she's going to find another way

to get the money.

I really don't want to have to pay for car

repairs as well as everything else. I'm

already paying for the petrol, the food,

the rent, trip to Vietnam.

I pay for basically almost everything,

and then on top of that, I don't want to

pay for car repairs.

She said she doesn't want to ask her mom

because she's embarrassed.

I don't know how someone can not have any

money. No savings,

nothing. You must have savings when

you're like 36 years old.

How do you not have any savings?

Oh, thanks, Vishy. Do I'm

trying not to. To pay it, but she keeps

crying and saying that I don't love her.

It's kind of annoying.

So she got the train to work today because

I won't pay for her car repairs.

£700 to repair her old car.

She said she wants to sell the car and buy

a new one. I said, how are you going to

afford to buy a new car? You can't even

afford to repair your current car.

She seems to be very bad with money.

She bought a house for like 40 thousand

pounds and borrowed loads of money

from her mum, her ex-boyfriend, her

cousin, and now she's

got no money because she spent it all on

this house that she doesn't want to live

She said wait until next year. She said

next year I'll have money because I'll be

renting out the place. Okay, last year you

said after December you'd have money.

And now it's after December and she's

still got no money.

And now she's saying wait until next year,

then I'll have rental income. It's always

something, isn't it?

I'll wait till next year and then she's

still got no money, probably because she

blew it all on repairs for the house.

If you had 40 grand, would you buy a house

to rent it out? It just seems like it's so

much work. Why don't you just put it into

the stock market, get dividends?

She,

she doesn't want to live in the house

because, I don't know, the first week I

was going to live with her in the house,

but then she said her mum was upset,

saying that her mom paid a lot of money

for the house and she was not happy with

us living together. But now I don't know

if the mom likes me now or doesn't like me

still. I think the mom's okay with me now,

but she's probably disappointed that I'm

And also that the crazy X lives in that

area. It's a very small town,

it's not very big. Most of the towns

outside of Bangkok are not very big, and

he, he works around there too. So I

wouldn't really feel very comfortable

living so close to a guy who tried to

kidnap me in his fucking car. What a

psycho. Can you imagine how psychotic you

have to be to go to your ex's house and

then try and take her new boyfriend in

your car and drive him to the airport and

threaten him with violence. That's just

completely batshit crazy.

And to think this guy is selling medicine

to the, the public. He's completely

And people say I'm crazy. Where the

I will go down this shady alleyway.

There's no main— oh, there is a main road

if I keep going this way.

iPhone battery's dying. Oh my God,

why do these batteries die so quick?

These ladyboys.

If I

go this way, we get back to the main road.

I thought the small roads would be quieter

than the main road, but it's not really.

It's still freaking loud.

Uh, get back to the main road and then

we'll just walk south.

How about there? Okay,

my confidence has definitely gone up. I'm

now shouting very loudly. Ladyboy.

It's weird how confidence works, isn't it?

An hour ago I was pissing my pants.

Now I've got my selfie stick out talking

to myself. You've got to get into the

zone. I think you're like snap out of NPC

mode and then snap into stream mode. It's

very psychologically challenging.

I think I go this way.

How do I cross the road?

I don't think it's like in Vietnam where I

just walk into traffic.

Look how sweaty I am.

How do I cross? I think I think I just

walk into traffic.

Crossing the

road in Vietnam is really weird. No one

stops for you. You just walk into the

traffic and then they drive around you.

In England, you'd never do that. You walk

into traffic in England, you'll get beeped

at and you have like angry white man

going, what the bloody hell,

stupid foreigners walking into the

road. It's very strange

experience. Can you

show us your hands? Okay, they don't look

as bad as they looked. They're still a bit

There are these Buddhist things

In Vietnam, they didn't have any traffic

lights where we went. There was a

roundabout and all the cars, the

motorbikes, just go onto the roundabout

and then drive off it. And people are

walking into the roundabout and none of

it is coordinated with lights or anything.

It's just common sense. You just don't

walk into— I mean, you don't just don't

drive into people, and then no one dies.

This is

like a workshop area.

I walk so fast, I would make the

worst street walking channel. You know

those 4K street walking channels?

I'd be like walking at 20 miles per hour.

The video would would end in 1 minute.

Those 4K walker channels are like this,

walking really slowly.

I want to walk quickly so I walk past

I think I, I walk very quickly because I'm

nervous.

This is giving me vertigo. I'm trying to

hold it stable, but not easy.

I don't get it, why is it shaky? I've got

stabilization on.

I'm pretty sure it's on.

I think my steps are just very violent. I

need to have softer steps.

Let me

check if it's on. Oh!

Sorry about the super close-up. I

accidentally double-tapped the screen.

Yeah, it says it's on.

Where am I now?

We're nearly at Dindeng

Market. Oh, why am I in Dindeng?

Oh, keep going this

way and let me go back to those parks.

Parks I went to last time I went

Is that a police car?

I don't see many police here.

The police cars look kind of random here.

You don't see a lot of them around,

but you see different types of police

cars. It's like they're not uniform in the

cars. Get random Toyota pickups

that have the police sign on it. It's

black and white. I think they're Toyotas.

Every car's here Toyota. That's a Toyota.

Toyota. Toyota. Toyota must make so

much money from all these

Asian countries.

Roller and Toto Helix,

very popular here. Could go up there,

investigate, get mugged.

Look, Toyota Hilux. I've never

seen a Hilux in England. I didn't even

know Toyota did pickup trucks.

I read something like the American

government banned Toyota Hiluxes because

they wanted to give an advantage to Ford.

Ford pickup trucks would, would sell less

if people were buying Hiluxes.

I guess the American government want

to give a boost to their own companies.

The Confederate flag? Where?

I don't think I saw it.

It's funny because you don't see any

European cars here. You see a few Fords.

You never see any Peugeots, Volvos.

Don't see any Teslas.

You don't see any Volkswagen.

I read that tuk-tuks were made from

abandoned army jeeps. Or is that

Philippines?

The cars in Japan look weird, don't they?

They always have those very boxy looking

square cars.

Many tiny trucks in Japan. Like, they look

like Lego trucks, like toys.

I hope this stream hasn't been demonetized

from the ladyboy title.

And they're selling lottery tickets. I

don't know why they sell lottery tickets

on the street. We don't do that in

England. You just go to a shop and you buy

a lottery ticket.

In England, just go to a petrol station or

a corner shop, but here they have like

briefcases full of lottery tickets.

Where are the tourists? Oh, they'll be in

the central Bangkok, which I'm heading to

now. There's no reason to come here

as a tourist.

Also, a big difference is in Vietnam,

people constantly kept coming up to me

trying to sell me stuff, but in Thailand,

no one comes up to me to make me

buy stuff.

I don't like Vietnam. I feel like the

people there were very— they're too

desperate, they're too aggressive trying

to make me buy stuff. Me and my girlfriend

were walking down the street once in

Vietnam. This guy selling coconuts started

following us. He took out a coconut,

started chopping it, handed it to me.

So we had to pay for the coconut because

he already chopped it. It's kind of

annoying. That would never

happen in Japan.

I'm getting tired.

There we get a tuk-tuk.

We're nearly at Nana Plaza. It's like

actually 56 minutes. It's still pretty

far. 30, 30 minutes.

I don't really want to sit in a tuk-tuk

for 30 minutes.

I think 10 minutes would be fine just for

the experience, but 30 minutes is long

and they're really loud.

Why does it say 1 hour?

Although they have these fancy vending

machines here,

it's got like a big touchscreen on it.

Who's spamming in the chat? Stop that.

Anyone watch Ice Poseidon streams?

You know that Japanese guy called Shou

that follows him around? He made a YouTube

channel and he was streaming too. He only

got like 40 viewers.

Turns out sniping Ice for clout

doesn't get you many viewers.

I'm interested to see how many viewers

that suspenders guy gets without ice.

Are you just walking around or going

somewhere? I'm going to Nana Plaza where

I hear they have ladyboys.

Herbal massage,

400 baht.

Oh, I'm tired.

Have I been to the top of Mahanakhon?

I don't think so. I don't even know what

Oh, ow,

I just walked into that. What's that

yellow? I just hit my head on it. I

thought it was like a flag,

like a piece of cloth.

Big bit of plastic.

Is it

like a dick? Yeah, like a big yellow

plastic didgeridoo.

Drive me crazy if this was my life,

sitting on the side of the street all day.

On the way back home, I'll show you the

Skytrain. It's really nice.

Most of the Skytrain was only recently

finished in 2015 or '16,

so they're very new stations and very

modern.

I wonder if Vietnam will ever have a

Skytrain. They really need to sort out the

transport because all the mopeds just ruin

the place. Look at the bus Buses here.

The only thing— the buses are really

weird.

Look at them, they're like random slabs

of metal bolted together and they have

these massive wheels. They look so like

they're made out of a scrapyard.

They look so weird. Never seen

a bus like that. The buses look like train

cars. Yeah. Oh look, this is a more modern

looking bus. Those old buses, maybe they

are actually old train carriages. They

just got turned into a bus.

They look like monster trucks.

Monster truck buses. Look.

There it goes.

It's actually not too hot today. I can

wear 2 layers. I went to the gym last

weekend. My arms are still hurting,

so I think I did a good workout.

Oh my God, are we going up

there now? I need to

cross this massive road. I can start to

see the Bangkok skyline.

Look how steep this is.

Did you see those steps?

Oh my God, I'm so tired.

Oh.

No one can hear me.

Oh look, there's Bangkok. You'll see all

the big buildings,

the streets of Bangkok.

Actually, there's big buildings there and

there's big buildings there.

Oh look, there's the really tall building.

I think it's called the Baiyoke Building

Sky Tower.

I think it's one of the tallest buildings

in Bangkok. Look at all these cables.

Jesus Christ, look at that.

I think we're gonna go that way. Yeah,

that's where the action is happening.

My God, look at these cables.

Dirty building. Yeah, love old

ugly buildings. Asian cities are

not exactly aesthetically pleasing, are

they? They gotta

knock down all this old stuff. Look at

this, like concrete apartment blocks,

but they're covered in black— I don't

know, it's like black smeared all over it.

Asian cities are either very modern

looking with lots of skyscrapers Or

they're really ugly looking with loads of

concrete block buildings.

There's no in-between.

At least in Europe, the cities look

historical.

So I went to the gym last weekend and—

excuse me. I can do about 5

reps with the 12.5 kg.

I do 5 reps on the 12.5,

and then I do about 10 reps on the 10 kg,

and then I do about 5 or 10 reps with the

7.5. I work my way down from the heaviest.

And then I do some bench pressing with the

machine. It's kind of like you sit down

on it and then you push forwards and it

lifts weights. I can do about,

um, 50 kg. I do

a few 50 kgs and then I peg it down to

about 30, do about 20 reps. My arms

are killing me, so I think I did

a good workout. The hell is this footpath

so small?

Some of the roads don't have a footpath

here in Bangkok, and they're like 8-lane

roads, and the only way to walk along it

is you go under the road. It's really

sketchy.

And I don't do squats. That's why when I

went to the war tunnels, my legs were

really painful for like a week, cuz you

have to squat through the war tunnel.

Also, when that crazy ex was chasing me,

I was carrying 15 kg in my backpack and I

was trying to sprint. My legs was just

destroyed for the next week. I really need

to work on my thigh muscles, I think,

because every time I need to use my thigh

muscles, I end up pulling all the muscles

for over a week, and then I don't use them

again for months, and then all the muscle

I gained disappears.

Then I've got to rebuild it. Someone

crashed here, look.

Jesus.

I do bicep curl reps, bicep curls, and

then I lift the dumbbell over my head, do

overhead curls. I don't know what it's

called, overhead lifts.

And then I do— I kind of do shadow boxing

whilst holding the 5 kg dumbbells. So I

just extend my arm outwards and backwards

until I get too tired.

How does the city smell like? Smells like

sewage here. I think because I'm walking

over these drain covers, it smells really

Do warm-up sets. I don't know if it's a

bad idea to start off with the

heavy weights and go down, or start off

with the light weights and go up,

because I think if I start with the light

weights, I'll run out of energy to be able

to do the heavy weights.

Going to get hit by a car. No, I'm on the

footpath. See,

my hand's getting so sweaty now holding

this selfie stick. Look at that.

My theory is I got some kind of yeast

infection on my hands because when I think

about it, the only thing that changed when

I moved to Thailand was I became sexually

active and I was getting a

bit of itchy dick.

And I think when I finger her, the vaginal

juice gets on my fingers, and I don't

usually wash my hands after sex because

that's not what I usually do. So I think

the rash started because of her vaginal

juice Because you got a finger to make

sure it's wet before you put it in, don't

you? Can't just stick it in dry.

So now I have to wash my hands after sex

because I'm scared I'm gonna reinfect my

fingers again.

I swear, when I'm single and I'm not

having sex, I don't have any problems like

itchy dick, weird rashes. It's only when I

become sexually active I get these weird

skin problems.

I had it with Chihiro as well,

really bad dick cheese.

So you don't wash your hands? I only wash

my hands if I have a poo,

otherwise I don't see a reason to wash

them. But if there's

candida fungal spores in her vaginal

juice, then yeah, I guess I should be

washing my hands.

Good job I don't, I don't use my tongue.

Imagine I got it all over my face.

Sometimes being

an incel is actually better than getting

laid. You don't, you don't have to worry

about this.

I guess I have to walk on the road.

Shabadoo. She's not a random

girl, she's my girlfriend. Been dating her

for 4 months now. Well, nearly 4 months.

Hello, it's another police car, but it

looks completely different to the other

one we just saw. Wait, do I go down there

or do I go up here? I guess I go down

here. This is kind of shady.

I don't like these weird little back alley

things. What if I get robbed?

Uh, looks kind of safe I guess. Uh,

look at this water.

Are these the slums of Bangkok? Is this

like a slum area? How do I get past this

massive— uh, why? Where's this road

taking me? Oh my God, look at this!

That looks weird. Well, I guess it's

safe. This is weird.

I can't walk on the road, can I? This

guy's going down here.

Can you imagine living here? Jesus Christ,

the rent must be like $20 a month.

I bet

The food here is really cheap, like 20

Look, they even ride motorbikes down here.

Oh, don't stop!

I'm scared of dogs.

I think this motorbike guy is waiting for

me. Is he waiting? Oh, it's a girl.

Tight squeeze.

These are people's

homes. Hello, hello little

boy. My name is Daniel.

I'm from England. How do

I get out of here? Oh my God,

some motorbike.

They don't even say thank you here.

How do I get out of this place?

I'm scared.

Try not to make eye contact. I'm hoping

this alleyway takes me back to the main

road.

Looks like me in 50 years' time.

Jesus, did you see how skinny I was?

See, follow me.

There's a boy lying on the floor. He had,

he had like a window.

Why do they have chickens here?

I would like to get out of the weird slum

area. I'm so clipping this and putting

onto my second channel. Slums of Bangkok.

I hate

those stupid little dogs. Those little

dogs are the worst.

Oh, this is going to make a great second

channel video. Got to clip this. Wow,

that was a nice little side quest,

side adventure. That was pretty

interesting. Bit scary though.

People live here. Whoa.

Um, how do I get out of this place?

I'm guessing it ramps up back up to the

What if it's a dead end?

Oh, this looks like a promising route or

route. People with

money live like that? What about dead

YouTube channels?

Look, is that a bird?

Um, I seem to be lost.

Um, maybe I should ask someone.

How do I go there? I want to go to

Bangkok. I put here.

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feel like she's escorting me out of here.

Maybe she's just going the same way.

I thought she's talking to me.

This way? Okay, okay.

She's telling me to keep going. Where the

hell am I going? I thought I could

go over the river,

and I'm going— I'm going east.

Wow, I had one human interaction. I should

have given her kop khun krab. It means

thank you. I don't know if it's crab or is

it krab or is it crap. Oh, why can't

a big girl just say kop khun ka? So much

easier. I guess they know what thank you

means. Oh my God.

Don't show fear. Don't show fear. Don't

show fear. Don't show fear.

Hate dogs.

Oh my God! Oh, I thought it

was chasing me. Ah.

Dogs are terrible. Crap out of me. All

they would have to do is bite my ankle and

then I'm done. Rabies infection.

Oh my fucking God, the fuck is that?

There's a freaking dinosaur!

Oh my God, oh my God, it's eating like a

massive— Jesus Christ,

it's a freaking Dinosaur.

That's freaking huge.

Oh my God, there's one over there too. Oh

my God, what the— what the hell is

that?

They're like weird lizards.

Jesus Christ, the size of that thing! Oh

my God, there's one there!

Oh, oh, fucking hell!

Oh my God,

it's huge! It's like the size of a

dog.

Wait, let me flip the camera.

That is huge.

Oh my God, it's moving! Jesus Christ,

it's going under the car. I think,

I think it's fine.

I'm just walking.

Oh my, it's like a freaking crocodile.

How do they just let those roam around?

It was huge. The other one was massive.

It was eating like a, a dead badger or

something. What are they?

Oh, why did I come here?

I'm supposed to be in Bangkok,

modern City.

The hell is this?

This place is creepy as fuck.

Komodos. Komodo dragon.

And they say the dinosaurs

went extinct. I wish.

All the creepy animals we have today

descend from dinosaurs. Snakes,

crocodiles,

uh, birds.

Oh my God, I thought that was one piece of

plastic.

How do they just let them roam around?

Pickup truck coming up behind me.

Oh,

I'm safe finally.

Back to the road. That was weird.

Some good footage though. Put that on the

second channel. Actually, I might put it

on the main channel. I feel like that was

good main channel content, apart from the

shakiness.

The mark.

Do you see what I'm saying? Sometimes

these big roads, there's nowhere to walk,

so you gotta go down under,

and then you get all these slum-looking

areas.