Day 1 In MANCHESTER - New Life

Hmm, not sure where to sit. Sit at the

table.

Could sit here. Quite a

nice view.

Ow, stupid table.

I think the internet's really good here.

Shouldn't have lag problems, and I even

got 5G. But 5G sucks.

It drains your battery phone so quickly.

I had to turn my data off because it just

automatically joins 5G and then my phone

battery loses 50% in just 2 hours. It's

crazy. My iPhone 12

mini, the battery went from 100% down

to about 40% in literally 2

hours just because I was connected to 5G.

I was on the train and then I wasn't even

using the phone and it dropped by 10% Just

because it was connected to 5G. I had to

turn off data and then finally the

battery stopped draining. Why does it

drain the battery so quickly? It just

seems kind of pointless to have ultra-fast

connection if it just kills your phone in

a couple hours.

I've got a lot of problems. I'm a bit

About stuff.

Maybe some people know answers.

Did I meet up with a viewer? I met a

viewer just randomly. I was at the

supermarket and this guy came up to me.

He said he watches my channel. He said he

could show me around. Can't believe it.

This is so random.

I just— it was like the first time I went

out since I got here, and then in the

first hour in Aldi, in a supermarket,

I get recognized. He was nice,

no complaints. Oh,

thank you, Silver. Can I stream closer to

the window?

Hmm, but I want to sit at the table.

Loads of guys messaged me, no girls

messaged me. I swear, like 10

guys DM'd me.

Usually I sit here. I could sit

Welcome to Manchester.

I wonder if the internet gets weaker. The

internet's in this cupboard, but it seems

like it's pretty strong all over the

place. Yeah, this view is really

nice. I'll show you later when the sun

sets. Sun setting now, it looks really

cool. Last night The whole sky was red and

pink. It looks really epic. The sun's over

there behind that cloud. It's gonna set

like this, and then you can see all the

rays. It looks really nice. It kind of

looks like Japan from this viewpoint.

Those buildings in the background, they

look very Japan-y. They don't look

English-y. Look how square they look.

Yeah, the buildings in Manchester,

there's like a mixture of these really

ugly old brown buildings like this, these

ones, and then there's a lot of modern

skyscraper-looking buildings. And I feel

like there's more modern-looking buildings

here than they have in London,

but to be fair, I haven't really been

outside since I got here. I feel really

tired. My legs really ache. I feel

really heavy, like gravity has increased.

I didn't think my legs would be so out of

shape because I've been playing football

in the garden for 6 months, but just the

walk from my house to the train station

carrying my luggage Killed my legs. My

legs are so painful.

My back still hurts as well since like a

month ago from my weightlifting.

I can't believe I actually hurt my back,

and it's been over four weeks, and it

still hurts.

It hurts a bit less, but it takes ages.

To, um, get better.

Do I miss Rainbow Six? Not really. I

haven't been playing it recently. I've

been playing Chivalry 2, but that got a

bit boring as well. It was pretty fun and

cool in the beginning, and it looks really

nice, and it's like being in Game of

Thrones, but after you've played Chivalry

2 for hours and hours, it just feels like

the same thing over and over again.

Charge at the enemy, you dodge left and

right, you swing your weapon, you defend

some objective. It's just repetitive.

It's pretty satisfying though sometimes.

You can throw your weapon at people and

then you can get like a headshot with your

sword. It's pretty funny.

Get Wi-Fi? What do you mean? I've got

Wi-Fi. Streaming on Wi-Fi

now. Okay, so the problem I'm having

is I really like the place

and I want to rent it, and they actually

have apartments for rent in this building.

There's a real estate agent on the ground

floor and And they've got all these

adverts on the window, and they've got

several listings for these apartments.

And guess how much it costs?

£800 a month. That's so cheap.

And I'm paying £650 just for 2 weeks.

Not even 2 weeks. If I was going to book

this whole place for a whole month using

the booking app It would cost nearly

£2,000.

So I could rent it for only £800,

which would be amazing. But then I'm

worried if they would actually rent an

apartment to me considering I don't have a

real job. That's like the biggest worry

on my mind now. Because I managed to get

an apartment in Rotterdam, they didn't ask

anything about my job.

I should have phoned earlier. They're

closed now. I have to wait until Monday.

Oh, why can't they just give me the bloody

place? I got the money. What else do they

need? If I don't pay the rent, then they

can just kick me out. What's the problem?

Why do they need guarantees? There's no

such thing as a guarantee in life.

Anything can change. I could be working at

Apple now and then lose my job next week.

Is this kind of a stupid thing that you

need? I don't know if you really need it.

It just seems like they could be flexible

if you ask them about it.

And then I'm not sure about the guarantor

thing. Where am I going to get a

guarantor? I could just get a random

viewer to come and sign it for me, maybe.

Needing to have a job to rent a place is

the dumbest thing ever. What if I've got

like half a million in savings?

I don't know if I'd want to rent the

place, then I have to stay here. But it's

pretty nice here, I've got no complaints.

It's a nice apartment, look at the

It's got a big bedroom. This place is like

double the size of the apartment I was in

with Chihiro. Chihiro's apartment was like

just this bit and this bit almost exactly.

This apartment has this bit and the

bathroom. It's huge.

It's like 2 times Chihiro's apartment.

Actually reminds me a bit of Chihiro's

apartment. We had the bed there, didn't

we? Remember? And then the TV was in the

corner, and then there was a balcony where

we did laundry, and then the kitchen was

here, and then we had the plastic bin

thing over there.

It does remind me a bit.

Rent it weekly.

Hmm, I could book another 2 weeks, but

then that's like another £1,000.

But then if I rent the place, I'm going to

have to pay £2,000 anyway because they

want deposit. They'd want £1,000 deposit

and then £800 would be the first month of

rent. And it's fully furnished, but I

don't know if that includes all the bills.

And I don't know if that includes internet

and stuff,

but do I really want to stay here? I, I

want to stay somewhere until Japan

reopens. Basically, I'm just waiting for

Japan to reopen because Japan's

where I mainly want to be.

But if Japan's not reopening until like

next year, I really need to sort out

something cheaper than spending thousands,

$2,000 a month on hotel places.

It's just not sustainable.

Hmm, I feel like Japan's not going to

reopen until next year.

Yeah, I heard they've only vaccinated

about 15% of the population in Japan. I

like it here, it's nice. I haven't really

walked around the city yet, but Because I

arrived yesterday and I just came straight

here. But from what I saw, just from the

train station and the road, it, it had a

nice atmosphere. I didn't feel unsafe.

The roads are big and wide and the

buildings look nice.

Yeah, I went to Aldi, but Aldi's like 5

minutes down the road.

Aldi was nice, had self-checkout, my

favorite, and they take Visa card. For

some reason, half of the supermarkets in

Netherlands didn't take Visa. It was so

annoying. Aldi, Lidl, I kept having to ask

them, do you take Visa? And they kept

saying no. So I had to find a cash machine

to do any shopping. I don't know

why Netherlands is so against Visa card.

It's a pretty well-known card, isn't it?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure everywhere in UK

takes Visa. It's just after my experience

in Netherlands, I got a bit scared that

I'll take out all the food and I'm ready

to pay and then, oh wait, I can't pay.

So I think I might see some museums on

the weekend. Museums here are free.

They've got like a science museum, and

then I'll walk around the shopping areas.

I don't know why I keep getting recognized

though. Didn't realize I had so many

viewers here. Someone in the comments said

they walked past me with their girlfriend

because they were looking for flats. I

don't know if they're trolling or not. I

don't remember seeing a couple. I just

went to Aldi,

but I did get recognized at supermarket,

which is a bit random.

I never got recognized in the Netherlands,

but then I've only got like 2% audience

Dutch, and I've got like 16 to

20% audience in Britain, so I guess

there's a higher percentage. A higher

chance of getting recognized. I never got

recognized in London. Last time

I went to London was last year with Mila.

We walked around a lot. No one recognized

But I don't really know what to do now. I

was all stressed out and worried and

anxious about getting a place, and then I

got it, and then I'm here and I like it,

and then I'm like, what do I do now?

What do— what are you supposed to do in

life, really?

I guess I could meet some viewers. What's

the worst that could happen?

I don't know what I want to do. If I

rent the place, then I'm kind of stuck

here. But £800

a month is so affordable. I could easily

afford £800 just by uploading

one video a month on YouTube. It's so easy

to make £800 a month. I make

£800 a month in my sleep.

But £2,000 a month paying hotel rates,

now that's a bit trickier.

It's doable, but, uh, it's pretty

stressful needing so much money.

You can sign 6-month contracts.

Yeah, maybe I can pay it all at once, but

then I've got to sell some stocks to free

up some money.

I still don't really know what I want to

do though, apart from waiting for Japan to

reopen. I could travel to Europe.

Greece seems interesting.

Why did I go to Manchester? Well, to

experience the language and the culture

and the amazing food. Someone messaged me

on Twitter. She was like, I haven't

watched your channel in ages, but I

recently came back to it to a shocking,

disturbing update from you. I heard you

were in Manchester now. I lived in

Manchester and it was the most horrible

place I ever lived in. It can't be that

bad. What's so bad about it?

It seems pretty good so far. Haven't

gotten beaten up yet. But then I said the

same thing about Rotterdam, didn't I?

When I was first in Rotterdam, I was like,

wow, this Rotterdam's really nice. And

then I moved into that shit apartment,

got beaten up on the first day.

Note to self, don't live in the shit part

of the city. Try not to

get beaten up this time.

I saw some Asian people, so I don't feel

so alone. I saw an Asian woman in Aldi,

and I think there's a lot of gay people in

Manchester, so maybe I don't, you know, I

don't stick out too much. There's even a

gay village nearby here. Maybe I could go

there. I think I probably look pretty gay

and Asian.

Oh, there's a Chinatown nearby as well. I

could go there. The only thing I don't

like about this apartment is it's so noisy

when people open and close the doors.

Bing bang, bing bong. Why can't they close

the doors Quietly. I close the door very

quietly because I know how loud it sounds.

Surely they must know how loud it sounds,

but they don't care, I guess. But maybe

this is just something that happens in

apartments. I don't remember getting this

annoyed in Japan though. I guess even in

Japan you could hear people opening and

closing doors. I just find it really

irritating when the door slams.

It's not a hotel, it's a residential

apartment block. It's just someone

has bought a load of them and then they're

advertising them as apartment hotels on

hotel apps, but the whole building is

not a hotel. It's like a proper modern

apartment with a concierge reception,

full security.

There's even a gym downstairs. Most people

don't realize how loud they are. Yeah,

most people don't care. I find that really

weird. Like, they'll just go driving down

the road with their window open, music

blasting out, and they think that's

normal. To them, that's normal. That just

blows my mind that to people like them,

That they think that's normal.

Just not a care in the world. They make as

much noise as you want. It's just such

a complete opposite way of thinking to me.

I'm like, oh, I gotta be quiet. I mustn't

speak too loud. I don't want to bother

people. But most people in the world,

they're like the complete opposite of

I find it very weird. I just don't like

being noisy. I remember getting

very embarrassed playing music at home,

and then as soon as my dad came home from

work, I would quickly turn the music off.

So I'd be embarrassed that he would hear

what I was listening to.

But the music I used to listen to was

pretty embarrassing back then. It was like

Japanese pop music from girl groups. And

then one time my friend from school came

to my house without telling me, and I was

playing Japanese pop music. It was like

Morning Musume or something cringy. And he

just came up into my room, and I was so

embarrassed. My face went all red, and he

was like, what the hell are you listening

to? That was the last time I ever saw him.

There's even cheaper apartments here if

you go on into the outskirts of the city.

This is the city center, and in the city

center you can get apartments like this

for only £800 a month. So can you imagine

how cheap it will be on the outskirts? On

the outskirts, it must be like £400, £500

a month. Manchester is damn cheap

compared to where, where I come from.

So that's nice because it makes me feel

like, oh wait, I can actually afford to

live alone. Because I always had it in,

in my mind that I can't afford it.

Because my sister was like a full-time

professional living in London, and then

she always shared a house with a bunch of

people. So I thought, wow, if even my

sister can't afford to live alone and

she's got a room share with like 5 people,

then what chance do I have? But you—

I can afford it, which is like

blowing my mind.

I don't know. I just—I never really felt

like anyone encouraged me to get my own

place. Everyone's always like, "Oh, you

can't afford it." I can

afford it, idiot.

Because I keep getting Airbnbs because I

don't know where I want to stay.

I don't have any reason to stay anywhere.

Usually people stay in one place because

they have a job. What do you do when your

job doesn't require you to be in anywhere?

I don't have to be anywhere to do what I

do.

So the only other reason to stay in one

place or go to a place is if I had a

girlfriend, which I don't. So I'm just

like a balloon floating around in the sky

with nothing to anchor me down. So I don't

know where to go. So I

want to go to Japan because it's cheap.

And I actually get matches on Tinder

there, and it's nice.

I still don't have any luck on Tinder.

Only matched 2 people, and they look like—

one had like half of her head was shaved,

and she was really fat.

I need to take new pictures where I look

more grown up. My current pictures, I look

like— I look like a teenager,

but I took them in 2018, so they are a bit

old. Maybe I need to grow a bit of

beard, maybe angle it so I look less

baby-faced. 'Cause I've got such a

damn baby face. Round features makes me

look like a kid.

I just don't have a very manly body.

What am I doing in Manchester? Well, that

is a secret.

Experiencing the culture and the fine

language. So yeah,

I got my Huel. This tastes disgusting.

Caramel coffee sounds delicious. I love

coffee, I love caramel. It tastes

like melted plastic. It's disgusting.

And I've had 4 bags of Huel and I love

them all so far. I had vanilla, I had

salted caramel, I had banana flavor. And

then this one that I chose to bring with

me is the worst flavor out of all of them,

but I have to finish it, otherwise it's a

waste. And this is what I got for dinner.

Got some apples, oranges.

I got Quicksters burger, which I thought

this was Rustlers. It's called Quicksters,

but it tastes exactly the same. I got

pizza, 2 pizzas,

got some coleslaw and ham for a sandwich.

I don't really feel like cooking. I was

gonna get meat and vegetables, but I don't

want to use the oven because remember the

last time I used the oven in Rotterdam? I

wrecked it. Stupid landwoman

was saying, you broke the oven. Why is the

oven covered in black stuff? That's what

happens to ovens, stupid. You're supposed

to clean it off using oven cleaner. I

didn't— she said the oven looks like it's

been burned on the inside. How can you

burn the inside of an oven? The oven

is designed to cook things in it. You

can't burn the inside of it. It's like the

dumbest thing I've ever heard. It looks

like you've burned the inside of the oven.

The oven is designed to withstand heats of

400 Celsius.

Unless you're going to melt the iron and

the steel, how are you going to burn the

inside? It was just, I don't know, oil

splattering, and then I didn't clean it

off, so it got stuck to the sides, and

then it turned black. I didn't burn the

oven, stupid person didn't give

me back my deposit. And then these frying

pans, obviously not nonstick,

so I need oil for this, otherwise it's

just going to stick to it.

Oh, thank you, Crypto Researcher. Go to

Thailand. Thailand's closed. Everywhere is

bloody closed. Apart from some countries.

My sister went to Albania,

which is weird because she just came back

from Portugal. She's going to a lot of

places. Seems like some places are open.

I don't know why she went to Albania.

Seems— I don't even know where Albania is.

I thought it was in Africa.

I'm interested in Czech Republic or Greece

because a girl from Greece messaged me,

but I haven't even met the girl here yet.

I didn't actually tell her I'm here, to be

honest. I just came here without

saying anything to her. I don't know if

she knows I'm even here. I'm not sure when

I'm gonna tell her. I'm just gonna see if

she realizes. I just want to see when she

realizes I'm here because I don't know how

closely she watches my channel.

But she saw my Instagram story, so she

knows I moved, but I don't know if she

knows I'm in Manchester.

Well, she should know now.

I have this problem on Tinder where I get

matches and then I chat to them and then

they find out I do YouTube and then they

unmatch me. It's happened 3 times now.

2 girls in London and they were both

black, they matched me and we discussed

meeting up and we arranged dates and then

they found out my channel There was that

one who I did a phone call with. She

ghosted me. I think she blocked me as well

because her WhatsApp picture has gone

blank. I'm pretty sure on WhatsApp when

the picture goes blank, it means they've

blocked you, doesn't it? And then the

other one, she was on my Instagram because

I could see her, her name viewing my

stories, and then she unmatched me as

well. And then I matched another girl in

Czech Republic, and then she asked me for

my Instagram. I thought, ah, why not? And

then I forgot I told her my Instagram,

and then I posted a story about my

YouTube, and I saw her name. She viewed

So I don't know if, um, She found

my channel and then changed her mind.

Don't know why girls see my channel and

then they change their mind. What's the

big problem with my channel? It's not that

bad, is it? It's just like me talking

about dumb silly stuff. Why is my channel

such a massive red flag?

Don't get it.

Your titles are depressing. Well, that's

your fault because it's what you guys

click on. If I made videos with titles

like cute fluffy bunny rabbit and it got

20K views, then I'd make more like that.

But you people don't click on that stuff,

do you? Be honest, if I made a video

called I'm so happy, cute fluffy bunny

marshmallows, you wouldn't click on it.

But then if I do, oh, my life's ruined, I

lost all my money, you're going to click

on it, aren't you? So I

click what I click. I mean, I make what I

make for the clicks. It's called the

YouTube game. Don't blame the player.

Blame Claim the system. I mean, blame the

system. Gotta do what

I do to make money, pay rent.

It's just weird in this day and age,

people— some people still don't realize

that, yeah, people clickbait and use

negative titles to get attention and get

views. It's not an actual realistic

portrayal of someone's life. Someone's

YouTube video titles are not a portrayal

of someone's actual life. It's just

clickbait, bro.

It's called content.

Why do I even have to explain this?

It's like seeing someone's Instagram and

thinking, oh, that's their whole life.

No, they just pick and choose what to show

people, like I do with my videos. And I

got this cinnamon bun coffee. It tastes

pretty good. It's got milk and sugar

inside, so I don't need to buy milk.

What else did I get? I got some bread and

Monster Munch. That's it really.

I might get Uber Eats.

There's a lot of Korean restaurants around

here and they do Korean chicken. That

would be tasty. But then

I'm a bit worried about how to get Uber

Eats here. Do I need to go down? Because

the entrance has a security number pad.

Or would they ring the doorbell and then

would they be let into the building and

then would they come up to my room? But

there's keypads and security things all

over the building. Even to access the

elevator, you need the, the wireless

contactless keypad thing to open the door.

So even if you get inside Yeah,

I don't think they could, because to get

out you need the key to open the door

that goes to the stairs or the lift.

So I'd have to stand outside, I guess.

Bit annoying. They should put like a

little mini elevator to every apartment,

and then you could just put it inside and

it comes up to your room. That'd be so

My depressing titles always get the most

views. Look at my recent videos. I'm

Financially Ruined, 27K, and then

just Introvert's Day in My Life, only 11K.

It got a third of the views, and it's like

a neutral happy kind of topic, but no one

cares.

And then I got 20K talking about how I

lost my life savings on crypto. I would

never get 20K views if I titled it

something like, oh, I love crypto, fluffy

bunny marshmallow up my bum.

You guys don't understand the struggle.

To get views. It all— I swear,

it all depends on the fucking title.

Excuse my French. The whole thing is

rigged. It doesn't matter even what the

content is. It's all about the title. I

just put in the title crypto crash and I

got 50% YouTube search results about

crypto crash.

Oh, thank you, Crypto Researcher. Do cold

approaching on the street? No, I could

never. It'd be so embarrassing. I'd be

like, excuse me.

I'd sound so feminine because when I get

nervous, my voice gets higher.

Your last video about crypto had so many

scammers. Yeah, every time I make crypto

video, it gets like 1,000 comments from

WhatsApp scammers. And now they're

pretending to be me, which I thought was

funny because that happens on all the big

crypto and stock channels. I thought,

wow, I'm a crypto stock channel now.

And they put in the title— I mean, in the

username— pinned by Hiding in My Room to

make it look like I've pinned it. And they

put a WhatsApp number. Contact me to get

free Bitcoin.

I didn't actually sell anything, by the

way. I didn't even have Bitcoin in the

first place. I had some Ethereum,

which I had about 1,500 in Ethereum,

which went up a little bit. I don't really

want to sell it. Because I feel like

it's definitely going to go up.

You'll probably go down a bit, like a bit

bumpy up and down, but I reckon it's going

to go up in the long term.

Yeah, the good thing about this place is

it's very quiet. I can't even hear the

traffic. Listen,

I can't hear it. At nighttime it is

dead silent. I swear it's even quieter

than back home in England because in

England you've got all the stupid dogs

from the neighbors barking and you've got

all the birds. Oh my God, there's no birds

in the morning here. It's so weird because

in Harrietsham back home You wake up in

the morning about 5 AM to like

a deafening orchestra of birds just going

for hours. Here there's just nothing.

It's great. I don't know if it's great.

Some birds sound nice and then some birds

just sound horrible. In Japan, all they

have are crows, and crows just sound

horrible. But we've got these new birds

now. They sound really weird and they look

creepy. They're really big. I think

they're called storks. They're going on

and on about it on the news. Oh, this is

the first time in 20 decades the stork has

been sighted in England. Yeah, well, the

stupid ugly birds that make horrible

sounds, can't they fuck off back to where

they came from?

They're huge. They're like flying

dinosaurs.

I'm sad I won't see the ducks grow up now.

They got pretty big,

the little baby ducks. Yeah, this place

would be really dangerous if you had kids,

but there's, there's a glass panel in

front of it, so the kid would just run

into that. But you can open this All

the way. Look at this.

I'm scared. Oh, I can smell the

outside.

The smell of the outside is weird.

You could easily jump out this window.

It's a nice window, and there's one in the

bedroom. Yeah, soundproofing is really

good. I can't hear anything from the

street when it's closed. It's got these

blinds.

Look, Uber Eats people.

The outside of this building looks weird.

It's like a brown-orange rust look. It

actually looks like rust. Why do they make

it look like rust? Or is it actually just

rusted? I think it is just rust. The

whole, the whole building can't be rust.

It looks like rust. And look,

there's plug sockets everywhere.

And then this is the bathroom.

Hopefully it's not like Grenfell cladding.

They used flammable material for that

building that burnt down in London.

Bathtub's really nice.

It's a very hotel-esque toilet,

and the whole building's like this because

if you look on apartment websites,

you can see apartments in this building

being listed, and they all have the exact

same furniture, the same sofa, the same

kitchen units.

A lot of storage, but the thing is I don't

have any stuff.

I don't need storage.

I was watching— do you know this YouTuber

called ClickForTaz? She's pretty big,

um, English girl. Not— I mean, her

channel's big, she's a pretty small girl,

but She had videos recently because she's

also moving apartments, so I clicked on

some and she was just complaining all the

time. Oh, this place doesn't have enough

storage. I've got so much stuff. I need so

much storage. I just don't understand how

some people have stuff. I've got a bag

and I've got an iPad and I've got some

underwear. What, what do you need? What

stuff do people have?

I guess that's what normal people are

like. They get their own place and they

start accumulating furniture, don't they?

And then when they move, they have to take

it all with them. They need like a moving

service and they need storage. That's so

weird to me. I don't need stuff. I just

need my bag, my iPad, my phone.

I actually brought too much stuff. My bag

was stuffed. I might get rid of one of

these jumpers, but I don't know,

I bought it in Rotterdam. I feel sad

getting rid of it. Yeah, the Huel took up

a lot of space. I don't know if it's a

great idea to travel with Huel.

It does help boost my calories.

And I don't know how to turn the TV on.

It turns on and then it doesn't do

anything. I press all the buttons but

nothing does anything. I don't care, I

don't watch TV anyway. Look, you can spy

into people's apartments.

That's fun. Thought you said Huel tastes

good. The other flavors I got did taste

good. Vanilla But this one tastes

horrible. It tastes like plastic. It's

called Coffee Caramel.

So yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to

decide if I want to rent the place, phone

up the real estate agent, see if I can

rent it. But then do I really want to be

stuck here? Maybe I would really

like Manchester and then I don't really

feel like moving.

You sound bored already. I don't

know, I'm just settling in, I guess. I

haven't even seen the city yet,

and there's no stock market until Tuesday

because of Independence Day, so I'm gonna

have nothing to do.

No stocks to trade.

What is the point of staying in some place

though for too

long? Unless you

have a job or you're in a relationship

with someone who has a job in the place,

and then you have to stay because she has

to stay. Oh, the sun's setting.

I don't think we're going to get pink sky

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

What was the saying?

I don't know what it means. Red sky

in the morning means Chris

Broad is boring.

Shepherd's delight. What is the shepherd's

delight though? Is it

pussy?

I mainly want to be in Japan because it's

cheap and I like Japan. That's it really.

And the girls are cute. And it's

easy to get views by just clickbaiting

Japan stuff. I spent all day in a Japanese

net cafe. I spent all day in a Japanese

capsule hotel. It's like the most easiest

retarded content you can make.

That loads of people are interested in.

No one cares about Yugoslavia.

I guess Bold and Bankrupt viewers would

disagree. I saw this one channel,

he put so much effort. He does like travel

vlogs because I was looking up places in

Manchester and his channel popped up and

he had a really good video, places to see

in Manchester. The editing was great, the

music was great. Everything was great. It

was really well made. And then he had like

2K views and his channel has like 2K subs

and all his videos have like 50 views.

And I was like, Jesus, I feel bad for this

guy. He puts in so much effort and his

channel is going nowhere.

I don't get it. His editing's so good.

It was like a TV program.

And then he gets like 100 views most of

the time each video. Some people

put in so much effort on YouTube and they

get nowhere. It's really bizarre.

Oh, thank you, Cantona. Welcome to my

city, the friendliest city in the UK.

Really? Even my sister said she

thought Manchester was like grim and ugly

and not nice. That's the perception we

have of the north, I guess. Back home

in Kent, everyone in Kent, they kind of

think Manchester, Liverpool, Birmingham,

oh, it's all brown and grimy and the

clouds are full of smoke from the coal

factories, like Victorian Industrial

Revolution era. It looks really nice

though. I'm actually really shocked at how

nice it looks just from this window. All

I've seen of Manchester is from this

bloody window. I haven't even been out

there yet, but from the window it looks

really good. Look at all the cranes

building stuff. Is that a person?

Don't like it when the window's open.

Look at all the cranes and the

construction going on.

I feel like It's a,

it's a developing country and not like a

stagnated, full of ugly old buildings

place.

Well, maybe my mind will change when I go

outside. The train station looked really

nice when I arrived at Manchester

Piccadilly. It was really modern looking.

Compared to London Victoria, it looked

amazing. London Victoria is the ugliest

train station I've ever seen.

And it's so cheap. I can't believe an

apartment like this is only £800 a month.

Still not really Japan prices.

I think Chihiro's apartment was about 600,

600 a month, but it was half

the size. Chihiro's apartment was like

this bit and then that bit as well where

we had the bed, and my gaming desk used to

be here with the computer. But she didn't

have a whole bedroom and a whole

ensuite bathroom. Oh,

you can go around in circles.

Whoops.

So yeah, I'm not sure what to do. I've got

2 weeks here. Do I book another 2 weeks?

It's gonna be expensive.

Do I try and find out how to rent the

place? But then I'm stuck here.

But what's so bad about being stuck here?

Can still take day trips, couldn't I? If I

really wanted to like visit Liverpool or

Edinburgh, I could do a day trip.

It would get a bit boring though if I was,

if I was just here every day for months

and months. I do like the view.

It's just so nice to sit here.

This is like my dream. I've always

dreamed— have you seen that guy called

Joma? Joma Tech or something? He's got a

channel where he does kind of vlogging.

He has a really nice apartment in New

York. That's like my dream, to live in a

big city On the 50th floor in a big

high-rise with amazing view and a nice

safe place.

That's my dream.

I don't know if I'd say my dream came

true. It's not a bad-looking view.

It's not New York though. New York

isn't safe. Well, I'm sure some areas are,

the expensive areas.

But my dream has always been I want to

live in a nice apartment with a nice view.

The view is very important. I don't want

the ground floor with people walking past,

and I want to be able to see the people

walking on the streets and I observe them.

Would I be uploading more regularly?

I guess I have to pull my finger out if

I'm gonna afford this. The stocks have

been doing well, but how long is that

gonna last? Seems like people are getting

very scared now. The whole just buy and

hold mentality, people are starting to

question it. What's the point of holding,

holding, holding, and then you get an 80%

crash? I think a lot of people are doing

what I'm doing now, which is you sell and

then you take profits when you get 10%,

15% gains. It's not worth risking your

gains all the time because it, it goes up

10%, it crashes back down 20%, then it

takes weeks to go back up 10%.

It's like, like that. You might as well

sell when it does a rally, otherwise you

just— it just feels like a waste of time.

Yeah, if you're willing to wait 5, 10

years, then that doesn't apply. But come

on, I'm not waiting 5 or 10 years. I need

the money now. Most I'll wait is a few

weeks, a couple months if it's like

a high conviction stock. But I

missed out so many gains because I got

suckered into the whole Warren Buffett,

oh, you just buy and hold.

Buy and hold is stupid. Buy and sell when

it uploads. Just take the money and run.

Buy and then sell and then rebuy when

things drop down, because they always drop

back down after they've gone up.

Oh, there's the ambulance. Oh, thank you.

Entourage. You hear about the apartment

building in the US collapsed, killed

everyone? Isn't that the one in Miami? I

thought just 10 people died.

It's also really nice that everyone speaks

English here. I don't really feel nervous

about talking because I did have to talk

at Aldi because I couldn't scan my beer.

Ended up not buying beer because he said

I'll have to buy it as a multi-pack. Then

why was it on the shelf as a single can?

So I didn't get any beer. A bit annoyed.

I should have just bought the multi-pack.

Did I go out today? I went to Aldi's. I

bought Bought

a burger.

I heard a story that this company tried to

sell a third pounder to, to compete

with quarter pounders, and then the third

pounders didn't sell because people

couldn't figure out that a third pounder

is actually bigger than a quarter pounder.

They thought it's smaller because number 3

is smaller than 4. They had to scrap it.

That's pretty funny. But then a third

pounder doesn't sound very catchy.

Oh, thanks, Underground. I'm doing well.

I'm starting to get in a good headspace,

I think. I was in a really bad headspace

back home. It was just so toxic, the

atmosphere. Me and my mum,

we just, we do not get along. We're just

constantly butting heads. It's like that

girl I was chatting to said, we have

completely opposing energies.

Yeah, well, that's the problem, isn't it?

When, when a woman or a man comes from a

different culture and then raises a kid in

a different culture to theirs. Because

I've grown up in England and I

have Western values, and then she has like

Eastern values, and I just don't agree

with the whole— what's that Chinese

thing, Confucianism? Filial, filial piety

or something, where you suck up to your

parents. I hate that. I think that's just

a load of bollocks.

I don't know if it's a personality clash

or a culture clash, maybe a bit of both,

but it's just really weird when, when the,

the parents and their sibling— I mean,

the parents and the offspring have like

different cultures, cultural values,

because they were brought up in a

different country. I was brought up in

England, in the West, and then she grew up

in Malaysia in a Chinese family.

I'm not growing. I'm not, I'm not— what's

the word? I don't agree with Asian and

Chinese culture and their

values. I think it's all a load of

stupidity. Might be a culture clash.

Yeah, probably. I don't identify as

Chinese at all culturally.

I, I can't stand it, the whole entitled

Asian parent thing. It makes me vomit

in my mouth, to be honest. You know, like

those Indian parents who say stuff like,

oh, you're going to become a lawyer or

else we're going to kick you out the

family. That's just sick.

They value their own happiness over their

children's happiness. They just want the

child to become a lawyer or doctor to make

them happy, not to make the child happy.

It's like, fuck your happiness,

I brought you into the world to make me

happy. That's like the Indian strict

Indian family mentality that I hate so

And then they say, you owe me, I brought

you into the world. I didn't ask you to

bring me into the world, you brought me

in. Against my will, I didn't have any say

in the matter.

I watched Dr. K's video about entitled

parents, and I was like, yeah, I relate

to this a lot.

How much is the flat a month? Well, I'm

not really paying flat prices, I'm paying

hotel prices, so I paid 650 for

about 10 days. But if you're renting the

place, it would only cost 800 a month.

Oh, thanks, Underground. Be yourself,

can't please everyone. Yeah.

But I don't think I've ever really tried

to please anyone. That's why I always end

up getting dumped, or I don't get on with

Yeah, I took a picture. Where's my phone?

Because I walked past the real estate

agent and I was looking at the listings

and I saw my apartment in the listings.

It was funny.

Yeah, this is the place. Oh shit, I just

doxxed myself. Okay,

don't look at this bit under my thumb.

£800 per month. That's my place.

£800 per month. I'm paying nearly £800

just for a third of the month.

Oh, thank you, Nicholas. Here's a tip.

Oh, very kind. That'll pay for my

burger. It says contemporary specification

concierge service, 12 floors, double

bedroom,

gymnasium for residents on the 2nd floor.

I'm tempted to phone them and just ask

them to see what they would say about my

job. What would

I say my job is? I do OnlyFans and I trade

stocks on the NASDAQ. I trade Tesla

stock. I lost $10,000.

They'll be like, how much do you make?

Well, I haven't actually made anything and

I lost $10,000. Since February,

but I'm making it back.

No, I'm only down £7,000 now, so it's

getting better.

I'm a stock market analyst working

for NYSE.

I'm a famous YouTuber.

I collab with the likes of Elvis and Ice

Poseidon and Jimbo Baggins.

Bet they don't even know who Elvis the

Adian is. I'm famous.

28 million people know me.

That's my job. A famous

YouTuber.

No, seriously, what should I say if they

ask me? I make videos and then

I livestream making burger and

pizza.

Hmm, and I

trade meme stocks for fun. Or I could say

I'm a crypto— a crypto millionaire.

Where's my crypto?

See how much my crypto made.

I made minus $66 on Ethereum,

minus $40 on Doge.

Oh, I bought Doge at 30 cents, now it's at

like 22, 23.

I already had a burger, I'm gonna have

pizza for dinner, and I got ham.

To put on top.

Italiano.

Got too many pieces.

I don't know what to cook. I got this

whole kitchen, I didn't buy any proper

food for cooking. What did I used to make?

I used to just cut broccoli into pieces,

didn't I? And then Fry

some pork. That was my cooking. I don't

want to cook rice and pasta. That's so

I don't want to make Italian food.

Italian food's always like lasagna and

pasta. So much preparation.

What am I up to in Manchester? Well, I

want to meet this girl, but I haven't told

her I'm here yet. Because I'm trying to

find out if she realizes I'm here.

I told her I'm coming in July. Maybe she

didn't think I was serious.

Is it legal if I rent the place and then

go to Japan and then rent this place out

to one of you guys? Is that legal? Can you

rent out a place you're renting? I thought

legally you had to own the place to be

able to rent it.

You moved only to meet a girl? Well, the

girl isn't the only reason. Number one,

it was to have a break from my mum.

Number two, I was just really bored at

home, being home for 6 months

now. Number 3, I wanted to go somewhere

new. So there were several

reasons. And then I also want to see what

it feels like to live by myself in my own

apartment. Feels pretty nice.

Look, just lounging around in my own

house.

How's the language? The accent,

I've not really noticed it.

It, it's not as strong as I imagined it.

It's not like Liverpool or Birmingham.

Birmingham. I guess I haven't really heard

many people, but the people I heard so far

didn't really sound that different to

where I'm from. Just a slight difference,

not a huge one.

I think they, they tone it down, don't

they? Yeah, I think the northern accent

people, when they're with their mates and

their friends, it comes out, but then when

they're talking to strangers, they kind of

tone it down. Kind of like Japanese keigo

when they have polite speech and casual

Maybe they tone it down to speak to

southerners.

Must be interesting having to learn how to

tone down your accent. I never had to do

Does it mean they're all good at doing

different accents?

Like that guy I met at Aldi. I only talked

to him for a couple minutes. He was a—

he's a viewer, and he just sounded like

the people sound like where I come from.

He didn't sound northern.

Yeah, I don't, don't really notice the