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Okay, is it working?

So recently my phone number got

leaked, so I had to get a new

phone number.

I think it was the stupid Essex girl. I

only ever gave my phone number to 2

people, the Essex girl and German girl

number 3, and also Thai girlfriend. I'm

pretty sure it was the Essex girl. Who

else would it be? So I had to get a

new SIM card, and then I had to transfer

everything onto my new phone number and

then delete the old phone number.

It was a bit annoying. Cost me

£1 to get a new SIM card. I really misread

the Essex girl. I thought she was such a

nice sweet girl. I didn't think she'd like

join my Discord and then start being all

friendly with all the weirdo trolls.

She's just another one of those weirdos.

The only difference is she's a girl and

she's moderately attractive.

These people are just bunch of weirdos.

So I deleted my Discord server because I'm

fed up of all these weirdos. Sick and

tired of them. Kept having

to ban all these weird people who kept

coming in talking about stupid stuff.

And then I guess I just came to the

conclusion that they're all a

bunch of weirdos, so I just deleted the

whole thing. And then when Sunny got

dragged into it as well, that was the last

straw. So they were like

trying to bring Sunny onto the Discord so

that they could invite her to the other

Discords and then start I don't know,

trying to do something shady, like pretend

they're friendly to gain her trust and

then betray her somehow or turn her

against me somehow. So I

had to delete the entire Discord.

It's too difficult trying to explain to

Sunny who all these weirdos are. I know

all these weirdos because I've known them

for years. And I know who's who and I know

what they're like and I know what they get

up to. But it's such a hassle to have to

explain to someone who these people are

because they all act friendly. They're

also two-faced, like two-faced,

backstabbing, lying. All they seem to

care about is like who got doxxed,

doxxing this person, and then they have

these stupid fights all the time.

I just got fed up with it.

Just a bunch of drama-addicted, weirdo,

doxxing-obsessed freaks, and I'm sick and

tired of them. I just

wanted like a Discord, nice Discord with

nice community, chat about life and stuff,

but all that happens is all these Stupid

freak weirdos join it and then start

trying to dox each other.

Fed up with it.

We'll just have to keep the community to

the live chat, I guess, on streams.

I should have deleted it a long time ago.

I knew if Sunny joined the Discord,

there'd be trouble. I just— I knew it.

I should have deleted it before she joined

it. That stupid idiot Vlogfield,

he put like so much effort into trying to

get her onto the Discord. Hmm, I wonder

why. I wonder

why someone who runs a server that's full

of weirdos and freaks doxxing each other

wants to bring Sunny onto the Discord too.

I'm sure he never had any malicious

intentions. Not a bunch of fucking

annoying idiots. Wish they would piss off.

Gotta have second number for security.

Well, I didn't think I needed a second

number because I thought my main number

was secure. I didn't know Essex Girl was

another freak. She's such a freak, that

Essex Girl. She acts all nice, like, oh,

I'm a nice girl, and she talks all nice as

well. But actually, she's freaking messed

up in the head. Who leaks someone's number

like that?

I got her number too. Should I leak it?

I'm not gonna leak it because it doesn't

benefit me anyway. I don't care. I got

her pics as well. Should I leak them?

No, I'm not gonna stoop to their level.

It's called being a grown-up. I can't

believe, like, a woman can have a career,

be a manager at a hotel, own a house,

and have a daughter And still act like a

teenage stupid kid on the internet. Oh my

God. I feel sorry for a kid. Imagine your

mum's like that. Imagine your mum is on

Discord flirting around with a bunch of

weirdo internet losers and leaking

people's numbers. What an embarrassment.

Oh my fucking God. I feel so

sorry for a kid. Imagine that's your mum.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, and she's in her 30s.

30-year-old grown woman flirting

with Discord incel weirdos,

leaking my number. I can't

believe it.

No, I'm not talking about Sunny. I'm

talking about Essex Girl. Come on, keep

up. Jesus Christ.

Leaked my fucking number.

It's just so sad.

I have to change my phone number on all

the websites to my new number now.

I hate Essex Girl. I thought she was such

a nice person, and then she turns into

this, like her true colors come out.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't German Girl 3

because I never really said anything about

her, so she would have no reason to leak

it. Also, she's not really around anymore.

How do you know it's her? Who else was it?

Come on, it's not Thai girlfriend. She's

not like that. And really unlikely

to be German girl 3 because I barely said

2 words about her.

It's obviously the Essex girl who's on

Discord all the time and chats to all

these weirdos, and allegedly she's living

with one of them. So it's pretty obvious

who it was. Even my

own mum and sister don't know my phone

number because I don't talk to them using

phone numbers. I gave her my phone

number back in 2021 to Essex Girl because

she said she was deleting Instagram and

then she said, let's chat on Telegram.

Yeah, I've done video on Essex Girl. I met

her in London back in 2019 after my dad

died. After I came back from Germany to

meet Turkish girl, I met Essex girl in

London. We had one date, but then I

didn't really want to stick around, so I

flew back to Japan.

She's in the video. I think it's just

called Meeting the Essex Girl.

I didn't film her face because I was

trying to protect her privacy.

See, I protect her privacy and then she

stabs me in the back by leaking my phone

number. Thanks.

But you can hear her voice and she sounds

really nice and sweet, but she's not.

Don't know

what is with you people and doxxing.

What is so fun about doxxing people? I

just don't understand it. Like, oh wow, I

got so-and-so's phone number and their

address. Grow up. Are you 12 years old?

Jesus Christ. And that's

coming from me. People think I'm like the

sad man-child. These people are so sad,

like with all the doxxing obsession. What

is with it? I just don't understand it.

Such a bunch of losers.

Yeah, Carrie, can you ban these people if

there's typing Sunny's info.

So unfortunately I didn't warn Sunny

enough and she posted a picture of

her school on the Discord. This is why I

didn't want her to join the Discord. I

knew something like this would happen. So

she posted a picture of her school and

then obviously people found the school. I

don't know how because to me Japanese

schools all look the same. I guess I don't

know. How would you find what school it is

just from one picture? It's literally just

a corridor with doors on it.

Yeah, maybe reverse image lookup.

How does Sunny feel about it? She's a bit

freaked out. I had to talk to her about

it. But I

think she's okay now.

I said she shouldn't talk to anyone from

Discord. They'll act nice and friendly,

but they're a bunch of freaks,

especially that Vlogfield guy. If

Vlogfield shows up, ban him straight away.

He's the one who put the invite link in

the chat to get her to join.

Fucking weirdo.

Why did Sunny put personal info in your

Discord? She didn't. She put a photo of

her school thinking it was okay.

Why is it like even when I try my best to

do things right, I don't know,

and people end up doxxing themselves?

Like Mila doxxed herself, didn't she?

Well, actually, Mila's friend doxxed Mila,

didn't she? She put her Instagram on the

live chat.

I should have deleted that stupid Discord

ages ago.

Does she still go to this school? Why does

it matter? Well, she quit now. She's

leaving Japan soon.

But if the

school gets tricked and they give out her

information, then that could be a bit

I don't think the school would just like

randomly give out a teacher's info just

because you phone up.

Oh well, what's the worst that can happen?

Why are you so red today? I got this lamp

on, it's pink.

How about now?

Who will I talk to now? Discord is not an

option. I don't know, I keep finding

myself instinctively looking to press on

the Discord app when I want to say

something and then realize, oh, I deleted

it. It's kind of weird, like I've got a

missing phantom limb.

But I'm hoping that will mean I will now

build up things to talk about that I would

have talked about on Discord, and now I

can just unleash it on stream.

Yeah, I don't know why I look kind of red

today.

Ah, my face covered in pimples too.

Everyone keeps doxxing themselves, and

then I, for some reason, I get punished

even though I didn't do anything wrong.

I literally do nothing and I get the

blame. I don't— I'm I mean, I don't get

the blame, but I get punished somehow,

or I have to suffer consequences even

though I didn't do anything. Like, I

didn't leak my sister's wedding.

So no more Discord. I guess you guys are

all on one of the side servers. That's

going to be the main server now. I don't

care. Enjoy your toxic

doxxing fighting community. I don't want

to be a part of it.

Oh, thanks, Unrelent.

Doxxing my ex-wife. Well, did anything

come from it? Like, did anything happen?

I don't think anything happens. It's just

a bit scary if it happens suddenly

because you're like, oh my God, how did

they find out?

You need to protect your audience. Yeah,

I need to protect my audience from doxxing

each other.

Donos are working, it just takes a few

seconds. Watch, it'll be like 5, 4,

3, 2— what? Shinon deleted her channel

again. I thought she was making insect

eating streams.

Donated Super Chat isn't working. Try

sending another one. It is

so funny. I mean, I read the subreddit and

they're all whining about how I got a new

phone and how I'm stupid. For buying a

phone. They're so dumb. They doxxing and

harassing my ex-wife for years. They

called me stupid because I took— yeah,

they called me stupid because I took out a

3-year financing plan paying 15% APR.

As if I care about 15% APR over 3 years.

That's nothing. Do you know what 15% of

£1,800 is? I mean £1,500. So it

was £1,800 minus £300 because I traded

in my old phone. So plus 15% is £200.

Oh no, £200 over 3 years.

I'm so worried. Why do they think I'm like

gonna go financially broke because I'm

paying £200? Extra as APR

interest over 3 years.

So funny how dramatic they get over money.

I literally spent £700 on one night in a

ryokan, as if I care about £200 over 3

years.

That's like It's

like £6 a month. It's less money than my

Amazon Prime membership. Oh no,

I have to pay £6 a month for 3 years.

Daniel's so financially stupid.

Whatever. They're jealous because I got

the best phone.

Samsung Fold 6. This is such a cool phone.

I can't stop using it. I use my laptop

less now because I just use this because

it's so nice.

It's like £40 a month. I make that in one

stream. As if I care about £40 a month

over, what, 3 years?

They can't even do simple maths because

they said he paid 20% on,

uh, 1,800, which is £500.

No, it's not. 20% of 1,800

is not £500, and it's not 20%, it was 15%

on 1,500. They can't even do maths

properly.

Yeah, I bought this phone last Friday.

Best purchase I've made in ages. Look at

this thing. And you know what it's got?

Dual SIM card. So I've got my old docs

number on it and I've got my new number on

it. So both SIM cards, but I deactivated—

well, I didn't deactivate, I just turned

it off because a few people tried to phone

it and now I know their numbers. So I

could dox you too. You phoned my number.

That means unless you use the withheld

number thing, it means I got your number.

Someone from Australia phoned it. I looked

up the number code. It was like 061.

I googled it, said Australia.

So I know your number now. Not very wise,

is it?

Splurge your money away. I don't splurge

it. What do you mean splurge?

How's getting a 36-month finance plan

splurging?

It's better to spread out costs over a

long period of time than just upfront

paying a large sum of money,

because then you can use the money for

something else whilst you pay the plan.

Over an amount of time. It's like renting

versus buying, leasing versus owning.

Pay back your mother. I will. As soon as

my YouTube check comes in, I'm going to

give her £800. I can get

the phone and pay her back. I don't have

to do one or the other. I can do both.

Like people kept saying, why do you waste

time making tech videos when you could

stream? I could do both. I could make tech

videos and stream. Why do I have to choose

one or the other?

I'm going to get the iPhone 16 when it

comes out in September, then I can review

it, and then I'm going to send it back to

Apple. It's called being an investing tech

YouTuber who invests in his channel.

Yeah, it's way better than an iPad

because, well, number one, I mean, if you

want a tablet, you could get the iPad Mini

6 and it would be way cheaper. How much is

it? iPad Mini 6,

uh, it would cost you about £480.

Get a 2021 iPad Mini, but it looks

rubbish. The bezels are so thick. It's so

ugly. It's only got one camera. It doesn't

have zoom. Imagine not having a zoom. I

mean, look at this thing. It looks

rubbish. Look,

it's got one camera. It's got massive

thick bezels. It looks stupid and

you can't put it in your pocket. Yeah, I

could have got an iPad Pro 2024 M4 chip.

And it would have been cheaper than this

phone, but it's too big. 11 inches? You

can't hold an 11-inch tablet in one hand.

You can't put it in your pocket either.

Yeah, iPad 13-inch M4 chip would be

£1,300, which would be cheaper than this

phone, but it's huge. You can't sit there

holding it all day. It would hurt my hand.

This is the perfect size to just hold in

And put it in your pocket like this.

Best of both worlds.

I don't want to hold a 10-inch iPad all

day.

Gaming kind of sucks on it though.

Android has no good games. It's all

rubbish, weird Genshin Impact games.

There's all these games like Genshin

Impact, Wuthering Waves, ZZZ.

They're all exactly the same anime art

style, run around some world, really

stupid dumb enemies that you just spam

attack at them. They're so bad. They look

good, the graphics are nice, and it's like

a well-polished game, but the gameplay

sucks. You just run around, you spam the

same attack over and over, and then do a

special attack. It's no Dark Souls,

that's for sure. Yeah, all copy and paste,

like all clones with a different skin.

Wuthering Waves and Genshin Impact,

they're exactly the same. I just

don't understand where all these anime

games are coming out from. Why can't they

bring Dark Souls onto Android?

It would be good for gaming if it actually

had any good games on it, like Hades

2. Hades 2 would run easily on that.

It's literally a 2D game. But it's an

actual proper game, not a mobile game.

Instead of £300, API could have spent the

money for something else. Well, yeah, if

you gave me £300, but I'm

not spending £300 all at once. I'm

spending it over 3 years, £6 a month.

What can you buy for £6 a month? That's

the question you should be asking. Oh,

instead of getting APR, Daniel, for 3

months— 3 years, £300, £6 a month,

you could have bought something else.

Yeah, like what? Toilet paper?

Phone will be obsolete in a year. Yeah,

well then I'm going to trade it in for the

Fold 7, or maybe the S26 Ultra.

So I spent £1,000 on the Z Flip 4 I sent

it to the post office. I mean, I got my

mum to send it to the post office

yesterday, and now it's gone. And it saved

me £300 off this phone. So really, it cost

me £700 for that flip phone, and I got a

lot of use out of it. Did IRL streaming,

bike streams.

Um, yeah, I guess it paid for itself

thanks to the streaming. The bike streams

were mainly possible thanks to the flip

phone, although not really, I guess.

Oh, uh, thanks. Uh, Gary, was your mum

angry when she found out you needed to

borrow money to pay the tax bill? I don't

think she was angry. She kept saying Don't

pay it and then just run away. Great

advice. Become a

wanted fugitive in my home country.

I kept saying, you can't just not pay it.

They're going to come to the house and

take stuff away and then arrest me.

I don't think she understood how severe it

is if you don't pay tax. You don't have a

choice. You have to pay it.

How's your sis doing? Yeah, she's having a

great time in Japan.

I think she's in Osaka now. I'm not sure

where she is. They seem

to go to bars a lot and talk to strangers.

Which is kind of weird. It's not really

what I would do, or it's not really what I

used to do.

I only did it a few times this year

because I wanted to experience bar

hopping. Well, I went to guest houses and

I met strangers, didn't I?

I thought she'd like travel and be a

tourist, not talking to all these people.

She didn't even go to Arashiyama. She said

it was too hot.

She said her husband David went

for a walk by himself. Hmm, I wonder what

he was up to. Hope they didn't stay near

Tobitoshinji. I did

warn her that it's like a red light

district.

Talk about having 4 phones. Well, I've

only got 3 phones now. I sent the Flip

back to Samsung. The other 2 phones are

worthless. I mean, this thing, who's going

to buy this? Look at it. So disgusting

looking. And then the S10 Plus is so old,

it's probably not even worth £50.

But I need, I need at least 2 phones

because look, I'm streaming with this

phone. I need my other phone sometimes. I

I use the phone to film the other phone.

Would you be mad at him if he cheated on

your sister? No,

I wouldn't be like, you bastard, you broke

my sister's heart, I'm gonna— I'd

be like, well, I guess I understand.

That sucks though.

No, he wouldn't. He's a good Catholic boy.

I mean, the idea of me getting mad at

someone like that is just kind of funny.

I only get mad if it affects me

personally.

It would mean— it would be kind of

hypocritical if I got mad over someone

else cheating.

God, I love this phone so much. Oh my god,

you know what I found out you can do? You

can put a video as your lock screen.

Look, put Pushkin as my lock screen.

Wait, why is it not moving? Oh fuck, I

didn't mean to— why did it unlock?

Look, a little Pushkin. I need

to take a better video. This one's a bit

blurry. Oh, it keeps

unlocking itself.

Look, pushy can. Also,

if you double-click the side button, you

can assign the side button to any app. So

I assigned it to the torch. Look, see,

that's so cool. It's basically the

same as iPhone's Action Button and

just turn the torch on so easily, or maybe

use it for the camera or the calculator.

The smell is starting to disappear, the

new smell. Oh, the CPM on my new phone

videos are so good, I can't believe it. I

got $100 CPM on my tips

and tricks video. It made— it made

like $20 from 1K views.

Can you believe that?

One— all it got was 1K views and it made

like $20. I get videos on my main channel

that make 5K views and only get like $15.

My CPM's rubbish sometimes on the main

channel, especially if it's like a racist

video or like about girls and cheating,

the CPM is rubbish, like $3 or $2.

You make a tech video, you get like $20

CPM. Even if you get 1 or 2K views, you

make like 5 times more than

I usually make. I just

wish they get some damn views, like 5K,

10K. It's exciting to get the high CPM,

but come on, I need the views too.

Because if I get 10K views and it's got

like $50 CPM, I'd make like $200

off of 10K views.

Excited for $20? Yeah, because it's 1K

views. That means if I make 10 videos

Listen, listen, you don't get it.

You make 10 videos all making $10 each,

you made $100. You make 30

videos that make $20 each, you made

$600 this month, plus the main channel,

plus all of the backlog of older videos.

You don't just count it one by one like,

oh, one video made $10. Yeah, obviously

just one is rubbish, but you don't make

just one, you make like 100 videos Simple

mathematics.

Why aren't you making more phone videos?

I made 2 today. I made 3 yesterday. What

do you mean? It just takes a long time.

It takes hours to upload it because

the file size is quite big, and then I've

got to spend all this time taking little

B-roll clips of the phone, and it's very

time-consuming.

Oh my God, I love this phone.

I only have to charge it once a day as

well. I've been using it all day and it's

only at 35%.

I haven't really done much drawing on it.

I think I should get my YouTube money

tomorrow and then I can pay my mum and we

can finally get this number down. Hate

seeing that number, 5 digits. We'll be

able to get it down to 4 digits. I took

out some money out my stocks. I sold, uh,

I sold some Tesla a couple weeks ago and I

took £200 out of it to put into my main

bank account. Have they changed

it? You used to be able to buy fractional

shares, so you could buy like 0.

3 shares, but now you can't. You can only

buy 1. I mean, you can only buy whole

numbers. They changed it because the tax

people, HMRC— I don't know, something

about HMRC trying to stop fractional

shares. I don't know why. Also, HMRC were

trying to tax people's stocks and shares

ISA, but I think people

fought back and they got them to back

down. Otherwise, what's the point having a

stocks and shares ISA if you're gonna get

taxed on it? The whole point of it is so

you don't get taxed on it. It would be

annoying if I got taxed on my stock gains

because then I'd have to add it to my

earnings. And yeah,

I made quite a lot this year. Well, I

mean, not a lot, but I think it's quite a

lot, like £1,000.

That's like 14% gains over the year.

Stock's doing pretty well.

Um, but yeah, I can't buy fractional

shares anymore because I wanted to buy

Domino's Pizza shares, but I can only buy

one because I didn't have enough money for

2. It's going to buy like 1.5.

Daniel, why live like this? What, in a

massive house surrounded by a massive

garden with no neighbors and

buying stuff I am interested in? Wow. Why

would I want to live like this? I don't

know.

Performance still rubbish, -52%. Yeah, I

mean, if you include the 2 trades I did

which completely went bad, then I'm down

52%. But if you don't include those, I'm

up like 15%.

Drinking lots of water. Yeah, cuz I keep

talking, my saliva keeps building up in my

mouth. Don't know why

this happens when I stream, cuz when I

normally talk, it's not like I'm frothing

at the mouth, but then I livestream,

it's like bubbles of foam all coming out

Yeah, so my, my phone videos,

the CPM has been amazing, but the views,

it's only like 1,000 views, 2,000 views.

I'm hoping they'll climb. I'm hoping they

keep climbing up to like 5 to 10K. Might

get some 5Ks, I don't know.

But tech CPM is so much better than

gaming. I don't know why gaming CPM is so

bad. Anything that's about games gets

rubbish CPM. Yeah, I'm gonna

make more phone videos. I'm gonna do like

a camera performance test. Phone Fold

6 camera test video, and then I'm gonna do

like, uh, can you use the Fold 6 as your

main computer? And then I'm gonna plug it

into my monitor, use Samsung DeX, plug in

my keyboard, and then I'll show how you

can use this as your main computer.

What else can I do?

I might do some stuff like why the Fold 6

is the superior handheld gaming device,

better than Steam Deck, but I need to find

some games to actually talk about.

The problem with tech though is you got to

buy the tech unless you keep refunding it.

No company is going to send me tech for

free, unfortunately.

Markiplier CPM, I'm pretty sure it's bad

because his stuff's gaming. Gaming gets

really bad CPM, like $6. So he probably

made like $2, $3 per 1,000 views. But tech

stuff's amazing. Tech and finance products

gets really good CPM. And stuff like

insurance, like a video about insurance

where you get great CPM. Top 5 health

insurances in the UK. That's so

boring. I don't know about insurance.

Yeah, Marcus Brownlee must make so much

money. Or any of the financial channels.

Oh, like super dumb stuff. Yeah, the

finance channels, they make so much. I saw

this one channel. He was only getting

about 2K views a video, but he made like

$6,000 a month. It was insane. I thought

there's no way this guy makes any money,

2K views per video, but he showed his

analytics and he made like 6K that month.

So if he's making 6K, imagine what people

like Graham Stephan make. They probably

have like millions of dollars every month.

I tried making stock videos before, but

they just I never get any views. I get

like 100 views.

So I can get the new iPhone because Apple

is pretty generous with the refunds,

but I have to send my mum to the post

office to send it back. So yeah, I'll get

the iPhone 16 Pro. How many times

can I buy and refund from Apple before

they ban me? Surely they won't just let

you keep buying stuff and sending it back,

because I want to get the iPhone 16 Max

when that comes out and then compare that

to the Fold 6.

Goddamn,

this foam coming out my mouth.

I missed the juicy beginning of the

stream. Okay, I'll repeat it for Blood

Bucket. Uh, basically my phone number got

leaked by the horrible

Essex girl. She's such a backstabber,

two-faced liar. And then

they're trying— I don't know if they

successfully did it, but they said they

doxxed Sunny. And they— I mean, they did

find out which school she went to, I

think, but I don't know if they got any

info out of the school. They're saying

they did, but I don't know, they might be

bluffing. So I deleted

my entire Discord. Damn, that's a nice—

Jesus Christ, what car is that? Did you

see that car? It looked like an EV. It

looked like a Tesla but an SUV shape.

Those Irish people doing well.

So I deleted the whole Discord because I

got fed up with all these doxxing weirdos

obsessed with doxxing and fighting each

God, the livestream chat is so nice

compared to my Discord.

This is what I wish the Discord was like.

The Discord was so toxic, full of horrible

people.

I guess we just keep the

community side of the channel on the live

chats and not take it off-site.

Bloodbucket, you're wise for not coming to

the Discord. I tried to keep Sunny off it,

but that guy shared the link.

I warned everyone, but no one listened to

me. I told you.

And someone else got doxxed as well.

Their name came out and their number, so I

had to delete the entire Discord to keep

everyone safe. But unfortunately, there's

loads of other servers that people made,

Splinter servers, but I don't have

any control over it.

It was so annoying. I had to get a new

phone number and then I had to go onto

every website deactivate my old number

and then enter my new number.

But I finished it all, so I feel safe. I

felt very unsafe knowing

my number was leaked.

Yeah, I wouldn't recommend Discord. For

some reason, Discord attracts these people

who are obsessed with doxxing and

doing weird stuff.

No, I'm not inside of any of the splinter

I'm only in one server now. I'm in

Japanese from Zero, but I don't talk on

it. I used to be in Ice's Discord, but

they all— they started hating on me, so I

left it.

Maybe I'll make a new Discord. $50

entrance fee. If you want to join, you

gotta pay up.

No, I can't be bothered anymore with

Discord. It was getting annoying anyway.

I had to keep banning people. People kept

being annoying.

Yeah. And then the stupid subreddit kept

screenshotting my conversations and then

posting it and then twisting what I was

I don't know why they keep saying I'm bad

with money. I think I'm pretty good with

money. I don't

think I've wasted too much money on

pointless things.

Maybe the LiveU Solo was a waste, but I

thought that was going to make my

livestreams better.

Should I stay away from the Reddit? Yeah,

I wouldn't recommend going on the Reddit.

It's just a bunch of toxic people who have

the mental age of a 12-year-old.

Right now they're all just making fun of

me because I got a new phone that costs

£40 a month and they're like, oh,

Daniel's in debt and he bought a $2,000

phone. He's so stupid. Yeah, it's $2,000

over 3 years. It's nothing.

It is a nice phone though, look at this.

And it's got my cat on the wallpaper.

Gotta be careful because I didn't change

the notifications.

As if people don't spend like $100 a

month on coffee going to Starbucks or

Netflix or haircuts.

So I make my own coffee, I probably pay 20

pence per cup. People go to Starbucks and

they pay like $10 to get coffee. And then,

I mean, the people on the Reddit probably

go to Starbucks and get a $12 Frappuccino,

and then they make fun of me because of my

spending habits.

Or they probably got like $15 Netflix

subscription, or they probably go get a

haircut and spend $60 when you can do it

yourself. So I save money in lots of

other areas, and then I spend it on things

I'm interested in. Imagine spending money

to get someone to cut your hair when you

can just cut it yourself. I cut my hair

yesterday. It's looking good.

I haven't cut— I mean, haven't paid for my

hair to get cut since 2007.

Imagine how much money I saved.

I cut my hair a month ago before the

wedding, and it was getting long again,

so I had to cut it again. My hair grows

back very quickly. It takes like a month

before it starts mushrooming, so I would

have to go for a haircut every 2 months

probably. Imagine getting 6 or 8

haircuts a year. That's like $1,000

probably. Get mum

to do it. I really doubt she knows how I

like my hair to be cut.

Debatable if your hairstyle looks good. I

think it looks good.

I mean, right now it doesn't look great

because I just cut it. It will take—

usually I cut it it looks bad, but then a

few days later it magically fixes

itself. I don't understand why, but it

always looks really bad after I cut it,

and then a couple days later it looks

good. And then I just spend the next few

weeks tweaking it because I can't cut it

perfectly the first time. It takes many

weeks of finding bits that I missed that

need to be trimmed and stuff like that.

God, it's getting hot. Stupid country.

It's freezing and raining, and then

suddenly the sun comes out, and then it's

hot again. It can't make up its mind.

Tedious way to cut your hair. I kind of

enjoy it though. It's like trimming a

bush. You look in the mirror

and like, oh, I cut that bit. Oh, this bit

looks a bit too long. Cut that bit.

There's something relaxing about it.

Yeah, therapeutic.

I just spend maybe 10 minutes.

Well, I want a break from the computer,

so I just go to the mirror, just do a bit

I wonder what the back looks like. It's

funny because the back is the best bit.

For some reason, I'm best at cutting the

back. Look,

I can't see.

There's a wedding photo that the

photographer at the wedding took, and she

took a picture behind me and you see the

back of my head and I thought, wow, the

back— I cut the back of my head pretty

bad. It's more socially acceptable to

spend lots of money when you have a job

and are not living with your parents.

Stop ignoring the rules of society and

acting like they don't exist or you'll

stay miserable until you die.

Shut up. It's only £40 a month.

It's all wonky. Well, yeah, I haven't

finished cutting it. I cut the main bulk

of it off yesterday. I told you it would

take weeks of refinement to get it all

balanced up. Rome wasn't built in a day,

guys.

Obviously it'd be easier if I had a clone

and I could see the back of my head, but

I'm doing it from feel. I know it's not

perfect yet, but it's the beginning.

I'm just glad I'm not bald because when I

have a shower, after I finish having a

shower, there's so much hair that came out

and I think, geez, how am I not bald every

day? The shower floor is covered

in hair after I finish washing it. Maybe

20 strands. And then I have to get the

shower head, I have to rinse it around,

take it out the drain. I'm surprised

I'm not bald.

Do I get hair everywhere? What, when I cut

it? Yeah, when I cut it, I take my

clothing off so it doesn't get stuck on my

clothing, and I just like, I get the

scissors and I go choo choo choo choo

choo, and I let it all drop to the floor.

And then when I finish, I grab, I like

bunch it all up, use my fingers, and then

I get the vacuum to get the little bits

stuck in the carpet. Thanks for the recap.

Nice of you to bother. Oh, thanks, Blood

Bucket. No bother at all. I'm probably

gonna retell the story like 10 times

tonight.

My dad used to get so mad when I first

started cutting my own hair. I was very

messy and I would just leave the hair on

the floor and he would come in and be

like, Daniel, can you tidy up this hair

please? And I would just ignore him and

then he would just come in and clean it

himself. It was funny because when I was a

teenager, my dad would still

come into my room to clean it even

though it's my room.

It wasn't until later when he stopped

coming into my room, just let me do what I

want, but I became much tidier anyway. I

was pretty untidy when I was younger. I

was gonna clean it eventually, I just was

busy at the time watching anime probably.

But my dad was very OCD.

He used to turn the electrical switches

off at the mains before going to bed,

like the TV and stuff like that, because

he was scared it was gonna catch on fire.

So to watch TV, you always had to go and

switch it back on at the mains. It was so

annoying. It's not gonna catch on fire,

and then everything else is plugged in,

like the fridge has to be plugged in,

so that was left plugged in. So what's the

People have such weird habits that make no

sense. And they won't stop doing

these habits even though it makes no

sense. I think everything I do makes

complete logical sense.

Oh, my mum said my room doesn't smell

anymore because I got this. Oust.

One, one new thing I learned from going to

Japan this year. These deodorant sprays

are great. You don't have to clean

anything anymore. You spray it with this.

Don't even need a shower. Just go pshh.

It smells so nice.

No more smelly room. Spray my carpet.

I do open the windows in the morning

because I exercise and I get hot,

but when I shut the window, the smell

comes back again. And I changed the bed

sheet, so I don't know where the smell is

coming from, so I just spray everywhere

That stuff is toxic.

Are you sure? It says fights odors without

masking. Special formula neutralizes bad

odor molecules in the air such

as smoke, bathroom pet, musty, mildew,

leaving your home smelling clean and

fresh.

It says It's extremely flammable.

Hmm. May burst if heated.

Pressurized container. Flammable aerosol.

Before spraying, remove birds.

What?

Ventilate normally prior to returning

birds to treated area. What is it talking

about, bud?

Solvent abuse can kill instantly. Yeah,

I'm sure it's fine.

I've sprayed a bit too much though.

Just let it disperse.

Oh.

You're supposed to spray it and let it

settle before coming back into the room,

I guess. I sprayed it up too high and it's

floating around in the air. I need to pee,

hold on.

Does Thai girlfriend live there now?

What, the apartment? Yeah, I guess so.

I thought you meant here in my house. No.

Hmm.

Birds' respiratory systems are super

sensitive. Huh, didn't know that.

Why though? I guess cuz they need to

breathe a lot from all the flying. They

need a lot of oxygen, so they've got

high-powered lungs

for all the oxygen. They're like— that's

why they don't have a nose. They just got

a hole in a beak so the oxygen goes

straight in.

Do I still watch anime? Nope, I don't

watch anything. I watch Recently I've been

watching videos about the Fold 6 so I

could learn about it, so I can copy their

videos. So I've had to do research about

my phone.

Oh, I watched that Fun for Louis guy. I

completely forgot about him, and then I

just randomly searched up his channel.

He's doing like a video series Driving

an electric moped powered by solar panels

to Italy, and I thought it was quite

interesting. That guy's still going. That

guy used to be so big back in like 2012,

2010 era, back when all the British

vloggers were famous, like Alfie Deyes,

those Finn Brothers. Sam Pepper's

in a load of Fun For Louis videos as well.

It's kind of weird because Sam Pepper's

like— have you seen Sam Pepper now? He's

like a stereotypical degen white British

guy in Thailand sleeping around with Thai

girls. That is

so cringe. I thought it was kind of, kind

of respectable when he was with Hannah,

but now he's like white, getting old into

his 40s soon. I think he's same age as me,

but he looks rough, like covered in

tattoos. His face all sagging. He looks

way older than he actually is. White guy

in Thailand vaping, hanging out

with young Thai women. It's just kind of

like that cringe stereotype of British

white guys in Thailand. He's literally

that now. FunForLouis, on the other hand,

okay, his views have fallen as well, but

he still gets way more views than Sam.

But he's got a kid and a wife, and he

does sponsored videos, and he's an old

degen. My sister saw FunFun though in

London once. She sent me a picture.

He's like 6'5 white guy with dreadlocks,

and he was famous for being a vlogger. He

used to get millions of views. Now he only

gets like 50K to 100K.

But I was watching his videos recently,

and he's camping in French farmer fields

charging his solar panels to charge up his

Sus selling his house and ran away. I'm

kind of jealous of him because that was

fun when I was married. All that, like,

I'm running away, running away, running

away from my wife. All that stuff was kind

of exciting. Why are these views

full? I think he just got old. 10 years

ago. I mean, 10 years is a long time.

People get bored and they move on.

He was like an OG from the early 2010s.

I wonder if Chris Broad— because Chris

Broad wasn't really like an OG of the

2010s. He really became popular in like

the mid-2010s. So I think Chris has like

another 5 years left until he reaches OG

status. I wonder if Chris's channel is

gonna fall off as hard as some of these UK

British vloggers who are really famous

like 12, 10 years ago. It will be

interesting.

He's a millionaire. It doesn't matter.

Yeah, but I still want to see his channel

fall for schadenfreude. It still feels

good when you see like this big YouTuber

fall back down to nothingness. Come on,

it wasn't it satisfying when you saw my

We're sad. Oh well, thanks.

Well, fun for Louis. He's super PC

advertiser friendly, never swears, but his

channel still Kind of died.

Your channel was never big. Well, I still

lost like 90% of my viewers from,

what, 30K down to 4K now.

God, I'm so hot now. The sun's coming in.

Chris's last video only has 400K views,

so you never know, in a few years

he might only get 200K views. CDawgVA's

channel is kind of dying.

Oh, that's nice. That jumper's so

hot. Why is my face all red

today? I don't know.

I thought I would check who this was.

What happened to the message? It

What do you mean you don't know who I am?

I'm Daniel fucking Lord.

How much money do you think 400K gets,

Chris?

Probably— I don't know what his CPM is.

Maybe like $5 per 1,000

views. Like, maybe he gets like $2,000 for

400K views.

It could be possible. I don't know how

good the Japan travel CPM is. Mine's

usually rubbish.

CDawg keeps doing these charity auctions

like he's got nothing better to do with

his life. All he does is just stream

giving away money, or he does those

cycling streams where he just gives away

hundreds of thousands of dollars. It's so

It's not what I would do, to be honest.

If people were giving me hundreds of

thousands of dollars, I'm buying myself a

Tesla first of all, and then I get a new

iPhone. I'm gonna give it to charity.

I am the charity. Give it to me.

What a waste of money. As if it's gonna

make any difference. If there's a cure

for some disease, they would be working on

it already. Don't need money from the

peasants to fund it. Well, the money just

goes into the pocket of some millionaire

and then he buys a Tesla with it or a

Lambo. Charity is scam.

Your cheeks look bloated today. Yeah, I

think I'm getting fat again. It's all the

British food and the not exercising apart—

I mean, I do my dumbbells, but I don't do

any cardio. I need to go on a long walk.

I walked around the garden for like 20

minutes and then I got bored. I need to do

some gardening. I think gardening would be

good. When the weather gets good again, I

might go out and do some gardening.

I keep eating pot noodle and burgers,

crisps. I had a bacon sandwich again

today.

I feel like my face is getting fat.

Wasting our donations on stupid APR

purchases. No, it is a business investment

for the channel. This will create content.

If I make $10 a video, I need to make— I

need to make 200 videos to break even.

The problem is the trend is going to die

and no one's going to care about this

phone anymore after maybe 2 weeks.

My sedimentary lifestyle.

Yeah, all the walking in Japan was good

for one thing. It did make me lose a lot

of weight. It's so weird, the idea that

I get fat. I mean, look at me, I'm like a

stick. But then I get fat in 2 places: my

stomach and my stupid face. Why can't I

get fat on my biceps? That'd be nice.

Signs of old age, but plenty of people get

old and their faces are the same. I mean,

look at Russell Brand and Fun for Louis,