Kick Livestreams/post dinner show 2025-10-14 04_34 [f7229d5f-post-dinner-show] 480p

So why don't they just leave me the fuck alone? If they want to make money, they're in the wrong business.

Get off my fucking bolter.

Let me stream how I want to stream.

And why do they care?

What even make any difference anyway?

If any of us here are pro streamers who have talent to become the next IShowSpeed,

not going to be here, are we? I'm going to be on Twitch or YouTube where all the eyeballs are. Like, why the fuck would we be on here?

Obviously everyone here is like failed wannabe streamer.

That's why we're here in the first place. We're expecting way too much.

So yeah, tomorrow when I go to Tesco, I'll probably do it at the lunch break. I'll stream in the morning until lunch and then go Tesco, have lunch, go Tesco, come back, have lunch, and then resume stream.

I'm gonna have to break up my day into at least 3 parts, mainly to create a safe— like a

safe— what's the word? Like a safe save state on computers. You know, like a computer have a backup where they restore back to a previous safe state. I don't know, that doesn't make any sense. I don't know what I'm saying. I need like,

um, I cannot have the entire day's VOD demonetized.

That would be soul-crushing.

I don't think they take the entire day— take the entire VOD if there's a violation in the VOD. They'll take the entire VOD, which is why I want to keep the VOD short to minimize the risk.

Well, hopefully I haven't done anything wrong in these streams.

I need to recreate a sense of stability.

Wow, market's ripping.

Hmm,

yeah, I am very unhappy. Everything's like out to get me.

Everything's trying to ruin my cushy life.

All sense of stability is getting taken away from me under my feet. It's like I'm standing on quicksand wearing a pair of stilts.

It's when you think, oh, life is stable again, something comes and whacks you up the backside.

Yeah, Christopher, lots, lots of bad news.

Kick are not happy with my streaming. They took away all my pay from Friday. Now I live in fear that they'll do it again.

Hey, Mommy, how's your day going today? They said I got to interact with my chat more.

Because I was doing a Rubik's Cube on Friday, so I wasn't talking much because I was concentrating on solving it. They said it was deemed a static stream where not much participation from the streamer. Yeah, because I'm doing a fucking Rubik's Cube.

No shit, I'm not saying much. Trying to

concentrate. Cost me hundreds of dollars,

that Rubik's Cube.

I soaked it. I soaked it again during dinner.

Quite enjoying it.

I'm not really a fan of how salty they are, but once you've like liquidated the saltiness and it's sweet again, it's quite nice. But I don't like the bit where it's salty.

Yeah, it's quite salty.

Oh, what a stressful week.

Only the filling? The filling makes up 90% of the whole thing. What do you mean? It's like the whole thing is filling.

It's only the edge bit has like a— I actually forgot now. Wait, there's no filling. The whole thing is just one thing. There's like no crust and filling. I forgot. How was the date? It was great.

Really nice.

I guess it's chocolate on the outside and peanut butter on the inside.

I nearly ate the paper. I thought the paper was like thin chocolate. I put the whole thing in my mouth.

Hello, Mommy, how are you?

If I just keep saying hello to the same people over and over again, then they can't say I didn't interact with chat.

Swear to God, if I go to bed tonight and I wake up in the morning, it's gonna fucking kick support email in my inbox. I'm gonna fucking rage. I tried my hardest. I didn't do anything wrong.

Don't you fucking take my money again.

I didn't not tour. Interested, chat?

Better not fucking take my money again.

The good thing about Tuesday is that as soon as it hits midnight and I've ended the stream, all the money I made should instantly get deducted, sent straight to my Stripe. So I don't think they can deduct it.

So maybe I can relax a bit on Tuesday. The most— I mean, Mondays are worse because then you got a whole 7 days. Of them that they could take it away.

I wonder if they can still take it away even if it's been shipped out to my bank account,

because you think they wouldn't have time to review it before it gets sent out. Before

12 o'clock.

Oh,

not allowed to doom scroll. All the things I was doing to speed up the streams now risk me not getting the money,

so now I gotta raw dog it.

It's just pure talking. Great.

It's like when you're on a date and

there's nothing else to do but talk.

Oh, so hard. I don't know what to talk about.

I think car journey is the hardest because either if I'm driving, I find it really hard to talk and drive at the same time, but then if I'm a passenger, I also find it really hard to talk because there's not really much to comment on apart from traffic.

Or like a weird thing on the road, like roadkill.

And then all, all the stuff happening around you, like the traffic and the speed and all that, it's very distracting. I just kind of want to sit there and like enjoy the ride. It makes it hard to find anything to talk about.

I mean, if the radio's on, it's even harder because now you've got to talk over the radio.

It's funny, this whole talking thing has been the plague of my entire life. So I started off as a kid in school, basically a mute. I got bullied for not talking. They used to make fun of me. My nickname was Motormouth.

The teachers would nickname me as Motormouth

or make weird comments like, oh, I wonder what Daniel's thinking, when I'm literally right there. Why don't you ask me what I'm thinking, you fucking idiot?

So all of school I got bullied for not talking. Much or at all, being a mute.

And then I found YouTube and then started talking too much,

tarnishing my reputation and getting in trouble. And now I'm penalized for not talking enough.

And then on dates with women and stuff like that, it's always plagued me. I don't know what to say. I'm not good at conversation. Like, this whole talking thing is such a fucking pain in the backside.

The ability to talk is the most annoying thing about being a human. Animals don't have this problem.

Why do I have to talk all the time? Why can't I just not talk?

I hate talking. I don't want to talk about anything.

It's best to just keep all your ideas and thoughts in your brain and not let it out. That way no one can get you.

I mean, all those other streamers and all those other YouTubers, they always have so much to talk about, don't they? Like, the stock market people can make a 40-minute video about the stupid stock market.

Adam and Gold can do an hour video talking about some stupid political thing,

why this is wrong and why this is right and why blah blah fucking blah.

Now everyone's got so much to say, don't they?

George Trombley can rattle on for ages about Japanese grammar. Why everyone's got so much to say.

No, I haven't lost weight.

49. I think it's because I'm wearing slippers. I hate having to talk when I don't want to talk.

Oh, 200 viewers! Where's everyone tuning in from tonight then?

So glad you made it.

I think I've barely had 1,000 calories today. I had a pot noodle, that's like 400, a packet of crisps, it's probably like 100, and then I had 2 bacon, a bit of garlic bread, and 1 hash brown, 2 Reese's peanut butter

things. Yeah, I don't know how I'm not looking skinnier.

And then I will go to Tesco tomorrow.

I don't know what to cook anymore. I can't be bothered with cooking anymore. I just want to chuck it all in the air fryer.

I can't— I don't want to buy steaks because it's too expensive, and to be honest, the flavor of steak gets kind of

repetitive. And it's always kind of chewy and a lot of work to eat.

I don't know what to make anymore.

It's either chicken, pork, or beef, or maybe a fish. Salmon's pretty easy.

Pork is either A pork loin or pork chop or pork belly. I don't like pork belly anymore.

Uh, and beef is either steak or minced beef for some kind of sauce meatball thing. I don't know. So I feel like beef is like out of the question. I don't want steak. And then chicken, you just got chicken wings. Drumsticks or the breast.

Not really exciting.

I had nice Indian last night.

So yeah, when you get naan bread from a proper Indian place, it's really nice. It's like fluffy and light. Tear it, you put it in the sauce. But when you get the naan bread from Tesco, it just— it It's like a bit of bread. It's thick and dense. Why is it like that? Yeah, I'm still working out.

The ones from the supermarket suck, but the ones from the actual Indian restaurant are really good. I got tandoori chicken with naan and pilau.

I dipped the naan in the sauce. It tastes so good.

I like how fluffy and light it is.

Okay, so time is 8 o'clock. I'm gonna try and do until 11

and get 3 hours in.

And then tomorrow we do 10, 10 to 12, and then break. I'll go to Tesco and lunch. I'll be back at 1, hopefully. And then 1 to 3, and then 3 to 5. No, maybe I can stretch it to 3 hours per stream. 1 to 4, and then 4 to 7, and then break for dinner,

and then final 3 hours. I think puts me at less risk

if I do a 2 or 3 hour per stream.

I'm not risking having just one long VOD for the whole day and then they just take it all away. It's insane. It's insane that they can do that.

It's just like heartless.

I think it's like borderline human rights violation.

So I think it's crazy that they have these, these rules. Like, on YouTube, things you're not allowed to do are things like, um, not allowed violence and gore, obvious. Uh,

not allowed to make like death threats or hate speech, it's pretty obvious.

Uh, not allowed to infringe on copyright, obvious.

And can you imagine YouTube penalizing you because you're not talking enough? That's insane.

Everyone kept saying, oh, if I go to Twitch, I'm gonna get banned instantly. Oh, I'm gonna get banned on YouTube. How ironic that I get banned on Kick first out of anything when Kick is supposed to be like the Wild West of streaming.

You think I'd fit right in on Kick with all the degens.

I never got in any trouble on Twitch. No warnings, no strikes, nothing.

So where everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

Uh, guys,

hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Anyone there?

Hello?

What if I just make random noises? Does that count? Interaction.

I wonder how my sister's doing with the baby. Has it been 2 months yet?

Must be about a month and 2 weeks. I wonder how quickly the baby grows.

It's funny you don't remember anything from when you were a baby.

Not even a single thing.

Hello, Sunny Side Up! I'm doing really well today. How about How are you? Where are you tuning in from today?

Where are you tuning in from today?

Wow, that's so great,

really.

Huge summer, streaming a lot recently.

Oh, what's the spend that's going on about now?

The hell is Hubes on today?

He's on the

Discord.

What do you mean black screen? No black screen.

I'm in a short trade. I'm up £1.45, guys.

And they say Friday is usually not the bottom.

Could be seeing more downside.

They say the market rarely bottoms on a Friday.

So I'm in a short trade at the moment

targeting relative lows of the day.

So what's everyone's favorite ice cream? I like chocolate mint.

How about you? I need to fart. Farting.

Now it smells like fart.

Did you know

that the oldest branch of mammals are known as the monotremes? Only 2 surviving species exist today,

the platypus and the echidna.

The echidnas share a common ancestor with the platypus dating hundreds of millions of years ago. Did you know that platypus lays eggs, lactates, has a venomous sac and uses electrolocation to hunt.

They still retain ancient primitive traits from leftover remnants of their reptilian days, bridging reptiles and modern-day mammalians like placentals and marsupials.

An ancient life form,

and it has penile spines with a cloaca. One hole to rule them all. Shitting, pissing, and cumming.

Just how God intended.

Have you ever seen Tom Lee on CNBC interviewed by that white guy. Why does it always look like the white guy is this scolding teacher

and he always looks disapproving of what Tom's saying?

Like, Tom will say, oh, Bitcoin's gonna go to a million dollars, and then the white guy's like, wow, really? Like, he's got this patronizing tone.

He's quite annoying.

The CNBC anchor guy is really annoying. He doesn't look like he knows anything about stocks.

If they did, I guess they'd be investors and they wouldn't be stupid news anchors.

Damn, Dr Disrespect still playing Battlefield 6.

Does he actually like it?

I love how he's still got 16,000 viewers even after all that getting cancelled thing happened. Yeah, really cancelled him good, guys. All the people who are like celebrating his downfall never even watched him in the first place. So whether they watch him now or anymore doesn't even matter because they never even watched him in the beginning. Like,

all the people going on about canceling him, and it doesn't matter as long as he's still with his fans. His fans still love him.

Yeah, he was playing Elden Ring when he got cancelled by his gaming company.

It was, it was funny watching him trying to carry on playing the game. His face was twitching, and then he had to just end the stream.

Yeah, it's tough when you get breaking news like that whilst you're live. You really should just end it and not pretend everything's okay and try and carry on streaming. It doesn't work.

And all those documentary channels like vultures circling around the next meal.

Whatever happened to, uh, Colossal is Crazy? Wasn't his name Oliver? He disappeared, didn't he? I thought he streamed on Twitch. I remember he was playing Cuphead a lot. Everyone loved that guy. He always had the correct takes on everything, didn't he? I hate people like that. They never say anything that's wrong. Everything they say is just completely

agreeable with everyone.

7% battery.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Guys,

guys.

Ah, even when I go into the shower room, it has some squishy sound. Maybe Nando will fall into the shower room, it's gonna sink. Why did Homeless break up with that Nana girl?

If I sit on the sofa, I get too sleepy and I zone out.

I can't believe they just banned homeless like that.

What's he gonna do for money now?

Did he know that the person was underage?

Because if the underage person said, I'm underage, and then he proceeded to grope anyway, then I guess that's a problem. But if he didn't know, it was a mistake.

Kik seems to be banning people for weird reasons. Like, they banned some streamer because he took a girl out for dinner and then left her to pay the bill.

Jesus, if you get banned for doing immoral things on YouTube, I would have been banned a long time ago. Like, all my content is immoral things, isn't it? Yeah.

Is that Nana sitting in the corner in Hub's room on his stream right now?

Yeah, Kick's gone ban crazy recently. I don't know what's wrong with them.

Well, I don't know who's on my Discord. And stop saying it's my Discord. It's not my Discord. I I don't own it. I didn't make it. There's just a bunch of people who used to watch me and they've stolen my channel name.

I do not endorse or give permission to use my channel name as the Discord server. None of them even watch me anymore. Like, maybe 2 of them do.

Now they've taken my, my channel name And branded themselves with it. I didn't— if I could, I would sue them.

I never gave them permission.

No, they don't represent me, so why are they using my chat? Don't, don't use my channel name. Why are they using my channel name?

I didn't say they use my channel name.

Stop saying it's my Discord. It's not my Discord. I deleted all my Discord for good bloody reason.

You know what, I think that Discord should just get banned, like the whole website. I think Discord and Reddit, I think, all need to be shut down. All it does is harbor weirdos.

The problem with weirdos is that in real life they are isolated. They keep their weirdness to themselves, but you give them a place to collect and gather and nothing good comes from it.

It's just a hive of scum and villainy.

I need to get the Death Star out and nuke the whole thing. No, it doesn't apply to me because I'm not on Discord,

and I would not want to associate with other weirdos.

I'm not a weirdo at all.

I'm pretty normal.

And then the only examples of weirdness they come up with is gay stuff because they're all homophobic. So then they'll just say, oh, he did this with his bumhole and blah blah blah. Yeah, but if I was a girl and I was doing that with my vagina, that wouldn't be weird, would it? They're all such homophobics. It's

always like, oh, bumhole this and bumhole that.

Like, they think it's so funny.

There's nothing weird about being gay. I'm not gay, I'm just saying, like, doing gay stuff. Doesn't mean you're a weirdo.

It just means you're gay. Nothing weird about that.

I don't know why they use gay stuff as a way to insult me.

I don't really think I've done anything that weird, to be honest. I mean,

relatively compared to other people.

Yeah, what's wrong with gay stuff? It's not weird at

all. Why is performing sex acts on a sex toy weird? That's what it's for.

I mean, we're living in 2025. Guys suck off other guys all the time. It's pretty normal. It's not 1759 anymore. You guys are so like not with the times.

Imagine 2025 and you're still thinking it's weird for a guy to suck off another guy.

And homosexuality has been a thing since the dawn of humanity.

So it's okay to do cunnilingus on a flesh-like vagina, but it's weird to suck off a dildo dick. Why? Like, if I was a girl and I had a dildo and I suck it off, you'd think, oh, it's just normal because I'm a girl. So you only think it's weird because it's gay. So you're basically just saying

you're homophobic.

I'm not saying I'm gay. I'm just saying it's not weird to who do gay stuff.

So when I say I'm not weird and then you bring up all the gay stuff I did, what, you're saying gay stuff is weird? It's not weird, it's just being gay. Loads of people are gay. I'm not gay though, but if I was, I'm saying it's not weird.

It's like if I have a piece of broccoli, it doesn't mean I'm a vegan.

Oh, you guys just don't get it.

I don't know why you make such a big fuss about the gay thing.

I'm not even gay.

And yeah, there's poo up the bumhole. That's what it's for, primarily.

Wait,

wait,

what's your,

uh, the league? League? Your— what is it called? Your rump? Neck? Yeah, neck obliteration. Ah, right.

How are you supposed to clean the poo out first? Like, get a really long brush and scrub out your bum hole? Do you know how far high up the poo

stays, and it only comes out after you've got some lube up there and it liquidates it all. What, like an anal scrubber to get it all cleaned out? As if I'm gonna do that much prep work.

Now I'm pretty sure most gay guys don't even care that much. Like, you both wake up really horny and you just put the lube on and shove it in. I don't think you're gonna care that much if a bit of poo comes out when you're rock hard and you just want to get it in a hole.

I really doubt all the gay guys are like doing perfect clean prep before they do it every time. They probably just bang and then deal with it afterwards.

What got you onto the subject of gay sex? Because every time I say I'm not weird, you always get some stupid trolls bringing up some gay acts that I did, as if being gay in itself is weird. It's not weird, it's just called being gay.

Like, they can't name anything else weird I did.

Ah, fucking hell.

Now I've ruined it.

All right.

Yeah, my point was that I'm not weird like the Discord people are, because the Discord people are a whole other level of weird. I'm not weird at all compared to them.

What happened to Complaining Channel? I actually kind of enjoyed his videos where he made fun of me. They're quite funny.

He had good comedic timing.

What

is

another one?

Not really there.

Not allowed to do too much Rubik's Cube, otherwise they say not enough interaction. So where's everyone fucking tuning in from tonight, guys?

Imagine getting penalized for doing fucking Rubik's Cube.

Like, why can't you do a Rubik's Cube stream where I'm trying to fix or solve the Rubik's Cube.

Well, I don't understand, like, not talking for 2 minutes is okay, but not talking for 5 minutes not okay?

As if it makes any fucking difference.

Yeah, I'm just mad I can't just concentrate on doing my Rubik's Cube without the fucking Kick Gestapo.

Going, oh no, enough interaction.

Oh hey Andy, I'm doing mango vape, very nice.

TB says, I like it when you put pout doing your Rubik's Cube. Well, I would love to finish it if I didn't get fucking penalized for focusing on my Rubik's Cube.

Imagine taking away all my money because I'm doing a Rubik's fucking cube. Fucking kick Gestapo.

Yeah, if I keep talking while doing it, but it's hard to do whilst talking. I need to focus.

I lose track.

One does not simply solve a Rubik's Cube whilst talking

unless you're a genius, which I'm not.

Oh,

fucking hell.

Oh my God.

I don't think anyone can actually solve the Rubik's Cube without looking up how to do it. There's just no way you're gonna figure out how to do it alone.

I think it's impossible.

Okay, align it all up and then

Okay, I think I got it now. Watch this.

This is the final bit,

final bit coming,

and

done!

Look at that,

beautiful! All the same colors in their own little section. With the other similar colors all separated for complete harmony. Look how beautiful it is.

Look how harmonious it is when all the colors stick with their own color.

It's just some cheap Chinese cube. It's got a Chinese letter on it. Don't know what it says because I'm not Chinese, actually.

No matter how much people think I am, I am not Chinese. I do not speak Chinese. I was not born in China. I've never been to China. I'm only 40% Chinese.

Actually, I still can't believe this stupid idiot guy at Every said to me, your English really good.

How the fuck can you hear my accent and think anything else than I'm a native speaker. Obviously I'm a native speaker. Oh yeah, I'm from China. I perfected the British accent since I came here a year ago. Do you know, even when Chinese people speak really good English, they've got a thick accent. I obviously have a pretty

normal British accent.

Imagine being so fucking thick. You think my accent

is like something I learned and I'm from China? Oh yeah, I'm China, English is so easy, bruv.

Took me 6 months to learn a British accent, innit?

Imagine thinking I'm from anywhere but England. Fucking dumb piece of sack of Fucking shit. Probably never seen an Asian person in his whole fucking life.

Why so triggered? Because you have to be fucking stupid to think that I'm not a native English speaker. I must be some linguistic genius if I can speak English like a native British person when I'm supposedly Chinese.

How the fuck can you think I'm not British

just because I don't look white? I mean, if I was black or anything else, then no one would have any other doubts that I'm not British. That I am British. It's just because I'm Asian. They can't comprehend the idea that an Asian person might be born in the UK and have mixed parents. I don't know if he

was subtly taking the piss or if he was just that stupid.

I think it's just stupidly ignorant.

No, I just said I was born in England and he was like, oh right.

Yeah, I get very triggered when people ask me where I'm from after they've heard me speak. I mean, if you've never heard me speak, then okay, you don't know how I speak, so maybe you just assume that I'm not from here because of how I look.

But if I was Black, no one would say that, would they?

No one would ever dare say to a Black person, like, where are you from?

Yeah, well, I spent a lot of time dating Asian women, so I have learned to dumb down my English. To also speak with my mum. I had to dumb down my English.

Like, you use less words in a sentence to make it easier to understand.

Especially when I was with Fuzz, I had to dumb it down a lot because she just would not understand what I'm saying.

Yeah, I get annoyed people assume that I'm not from England just because I look Chinese.

I remember when I was, I was in Germany and I had a taxi driver ask me me if I was from Korea and if I was gonna go nightclubbing. Like, he thought I was like some K-pop guy from Korea going out clubbing. I said, no, I'm from England.

I mean, I don't look Korean at all. Korean people have very small nose, they've got very pale skin, they've got much smaller eyes. They've got much blacker hair. I don't look Korean at all. Like, no Korean person would ever think I'm Korean. Actually, when I went to Korea, they would talk to me in Japanese because they thought

I was Japanese. I remember at the airport, I changed my money from yen to won, and I spoke in English. I said, can I change my money? And then he spoke back to me in Japanese.

Even though he's Korean and I'm English. And then walking around outside in Seoul, like the nightlife areas, you get people coming up to me talking to me in Japanese. Even when I went to a clothing store, the, uh, salesman started asking me questions in Japanese.

It was weird.

Now when you're walking around with a girlfriend outside in Korea, you get a lot of people coming up to you asking if you want to go to their restaurant or bar.

So they would approach us and talk to me in Japanese

even though the woman I was with was obviously Korean. I don't know why they spoke to me. Maybe because they think, oh, I'm the man, I'm the one making decisions. Because in Korean culture, usually it's the guy decides everything.

They just like pull the girl around.

Although I did have that Japanese kind of hairstyle, I guess, which is not common for Korean people to have. So maybe they got confused. But my hairstyle was very Japanese-y. I mean, even now it's kind of Japanese-y. Korean guys just don't have this hairstyle.

Korean guys either have like a fade, very short, or they have the mushroom style.

Oh, shut up, TB. How's that for interaction?

Shut up, mummy.

Idiot. Imagine I get my, my money taken for being rude to the viewers. Rude to viewers, money redacted, forfeited. What's the word they use? Reverted. So when you finish the stream, it will say validated with how much money you made, but if they review the stream and see you've violated a violation It will then change from validated

to reverted,

and then you get to see how much money you didn't make.

Stream's up to your liking now. How I'm interacting.

I used to interact with the viewers a lot, like when I told them to shut the fuck up. You know, when I started ignoring the viewers, that's when I started to get in trouble.

Oh God, my short's not doing well, down 6%.

The adventurous young lad on Kit Hill.

Yeah, back when I thought I could make it as an IRL streamer.

I did stream all over Devon. I walked around the town, I went to all the hills, I went to 2 beaches— Bantham Beach, Bude Beach.

Do you remember the cliffs? Bog Hill,

Churchill,

Meldon Reservoir, the viaduct.

Good times. Yeah, Lydford Gorge. Last time Crypt was ever in the chat, I went to Lydford Castle. Said we could bang in the castle. I can't believe Crypt just ghosted us like that. It's insane.

Absolute nut job.

I can't believe how much of a presence she had and then just poof, gone like that.

Not even a word.

Not even— did she even reply to anyone?

Just ignored and ghosted everyone, even AJ.

Thank God though, I was really dreading that she was actually gonna come and I was gonna get AIDS or something.

Or she would get me in trouble in the neighborhood. Like, I don't know, start doing drugs, smash up the place.

Dodged a bullet there. Now, I was really trying hard to get her to not come by showing interest in other girls, but she just never gave up until there were no girls left.

I'm just a troublemaker, and she and Venus would get on like a house on fire.

Yeah,

I did miss her a bit, uh, but I really didn't want to meet her, but I didn't have the heart to just say it. And even when I made it obviously clear I didn't want to meet, she kept going on,

started saying stuff like, oh, just show up at his house.

But it was nice, you know, when, when I took a break from YouTube and I came back and she was there with open arms welcoming me back. That was nice.

It's nice everyone was excited to see me back when I came back. I didn't think I was gonna come back.

Oh, such a roller coaster this year has been.

Uh, the cum lollipop's disgusting. Does she actually do that? That's gross. She said she wanted me to cum in her food. Oh, imagine the taste. Disgusting.

And I thought I was a はい。うんうんうんうん。

I don't know if this short is gonna work out. What time is it? Market's closed in 8 minutes.

I mean, if it closes this week, it might tank after market.

My stop loss is at £17.

And damn, Bitmine ripped. Wow, gold ripped. Double top, 4100.

Oh,

oh God, oh, stomach acid.

Oh, stomach acid and peanut butter.

I kept thinking, imagine if you got eaten alive by a giant Komodo dragon. Like, imagine it bites you to wound you so you can't really escape, but you're still alive. Because I don't think Komodo dragons have big enough teeth or strong enough jaws to actually like snap you in half. Like, they can like do some damage, but

I don't think it'll be lethal like a tiger. So imagine a giant one, and then like your legs are in its mouth and it's bitten you, so you just don't really have the energy to escape or fight back, but you're still conscious. And then you get swallowed.

At what point do you die? Because you'll be inside of its stomach. I guess you drown in the stomach acid.

Yeah, the infection, but it wouldn't be instant, would it? You'd still be alive for a few minutes.

I mean, does the stomach acid burn, or do you drown in the stomach acid? I think you would suffocate in the stomach,

and then you just get turned to mush inside of the stomach. I think you would still be alive in the stomach until you drowned.

That would be horrifying. If I'm gonna get eaten whole, I at least want to be dead before I get swallowed.

But those Komodo dragons, they're not like tigers or lions where they go for the neck and give you— give the prey a clean death. These Komodo dragons, they just grab you like a crocodile just grabs you

and then starts swallowing you.

Like the scene in Jurassic Park where the guy's on the toilet and then the T-Rex just just rips him out of the toilet and he's— he gets chomped. But you think, oh, his legs just broke, and then he gets swallowed headfirst into the stomach. Imagine being alive as you enter the stomach and knowing that, oh God, I'm

gonna get turned into food. But what are you gonna do, punch the stomach?

Not a nice way to go.

Oh God, it's the market gonna rip.

5 minutes until close. Let me like extend my stop loss. £20 stop loss.

Imagine a giant spider wrapping you up and then sucking you dry whilst you're alive.

Now my breath smells like garlic bread.

What are those vapes doing for you these days? I don't know, I don't even feel the nicotine anymore. I I don't even know why I'm doing it.

Like, I feel nothing when I do it. Like, there's no brain activity at all. I don't know, it's like a weird habit now where it's kind of like having a drink, but it's vape instead of liquid.

I like the flavor of the mango.

Oh, come on, it's not damaging my lungs. It's like people can have one packet of cigarettes and they're not going to get lung cancer straight away, are they?

And all my bacon and pot noodle consumption is probably gonna give me stomach cancer.

Some girl nearly died from them. Yeah, well, she was probably doing it all day, every single day for years.

I only do it after I had a meal to like cleanse my palate.

Okay, market closed. Now tank.

Markets cannot rip after hours because there's no liquidity, no volume.

God, I'm getting hot.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city.

Yeah, well, I'm not gonna vape for years because I doubt that person's gonna keep buying me vapes for years.

And once these are done, I'm not buying more. Just like when I was done with the beers, I didn't buy more beers. People were saying, oh, he's gonna get addicted to beers. I don't get addicted to substances. I only get addicted to numbers and sex, but alcohol substances don't really do it for me. I'm more of a

visual addict.

And like,

I mean, it's easy to understand getting addicted to sex because it feels good. It's the best feeling in the world.

But having a bit of vape, so I mean, I rank it like out of all the things that feel good, I rank it below taking a shit. Taking a shit feels better than vaping.

Having a piss feels better.

There are not many things feel

less anticlimactic than vaping, which is why I don't know how people get addicted to smoking

or drinking. I don't understand. I like a beer, but after I've had half a beer, I'm done. I don't really want any more. Any more just makes me feel sick.

But I mean, you never get sick of sex, do you? I have sex 5 times a night,

and then I still want more the next day. Unless I just don't really feel attracted to the girl anymore, and then I'm done.

But that usually takes a while.

When my willy doesn't work anymore, then I won't care anymore. It's like if you, if you cannot feel the pleasure of having sex, then you don't care about having sex anymore.

It's like back when you were a kid, before puberty, before you knew what sex was. I never cared about sex. I only started caring about sex when I was like 20. No, maybe when I was about 18.

Before I was 18, I didn't care at all about women or having sex.

I'd just be like that again.

Yeah, I played with my willy, but I didn't really associate that with having sex because I didn't know what sex felt like yet. But once I had sex for the first time, I was hooked. I just wanted more, more, more with different different people. Because it's like you do it with a different person, it's like a different

flavor. It's the same but completely different, like different shape, different smell.

It's like a hot dog and a hamburger are kind of the same things but in different shapes, so the experience is different.

I always used to play with my willy. I used to like how soft the foreskin felt. I used to like rubbing it like that. I found it soothing and relaxing.

And then at some point it started to get hard

and I was scared.

I used to think that if you pulled the foreskin back too far, the head of the willy would fall out like it wasn't attached to anything. It was just held in there by the foreskin, so I never pulled it back very far because I was scared. Like, what happens if I keep pulling it back? Or do I

turn it inside out or what? So I never pulled it back, which is why when I finally found out, oh, you can just put it back all the way,

and I found all this white buildup because I never washed it. I'd never washed my foreskin until I was 14 years old. So 14 years of buildup. It was like wet tissue dried up and paper mache.

And I was in the shower just like picking it off.

I had no idea you could pull it back so far.

It was very scary.

And then I never realized you can put objects up your bunghole until I was in my

probably early 30s. I always wondered how gay guys had sex because I kept thinking

it's so hard just to put a finger up there, how the hell does a whole dick fit up there? It took me ages, like maybe my early 30s, until I realized, oh wait, you can put large things up there.

Because the hole is so tiny and the dickhead is so big, and I thought, how the hell does the dick go up there?

There are many things to discover. As you get older.

No, don't really want a real one up there,

although I do sometimes feel like it's something maybe you should experience once in your life?

And why do girls never want to have anal sex?

I never met a girl once who is willing to have anal sex.

Why are they scared?

No, they all seem too scared to even monitor it, even if they want to pleasure the man, because they love him. They just seem too scared to do it. There seems to be a lot of fear around the anal with the women,

and sometimes they don't even like it if I touch it.

Damn, my Stocks and Shares ISA is ripping. I'm up £550 now. Bitmine is back up. I've got a £100 gain on Bitmine. After I added more. I initially bought at 51, I added more at 53, I think. No, wait, I added more at 54, so my average cost basis is 53, and now it's at 50— it's at

57 now. I'm up 7%. I should have bought more. It dropped all the way down to 47. I was too scared to buy more.

Everything I lost from that tanking on Friday, I got back plus more now.

Now if only the market can tank so I made some money from this short. Would be nice.

That's the thing about investing. You really want to buy when it's ripping, but then when it tanks, it's really scary to, um, buy more because you think, oh, it might go down more.

Hi, hi.

嗯嗯。

Market's in a very tight range.

Really hope I haven't violated anything tonight.

Looking good so far, interactions good. Wow, TB, I like curry too. Hello, Hunterlicious, how are you doing?

Where everyone tuning in from tonight?

Hey, Mommy, how's it going, my bro

or sis or whatever the fuck you are?

What is everyone's favorite color? I like blue.

No interaction, pay reverted.

Low levels of interaction. Activity from the stream.

Who fucking cares?

Why?

Why? I don't get it.

There you go.

Hello, Kansai Beats. No, I am not worried about being gay with a guy friend.

I'm worried about if I had a guy friend, he steals my girlfriend. Like, if I had a guy friend, I would never ever ever introduce him to my girlfriend. No fucking way. I need someone to bounce

Yeah, but I wouldn't risk having anyone on the stream. They might say something that

jeopardizes something.

No, I would not want to institute. If I had, I would not. Really want to introduce anyone if I had a girlfriend. I mean, maybe my mum, but then even then, I don't know really. My mum talks too much about things I would rather not

Be known.

What happened? Let's start.

What? Okay, green and red.

Green and red? No, I guess green and orange.

I need green and red.

Daniel used to be fearless. Yes, I did.

And look what happened.

I got a right bollocking

up the backside.

Did the landlord say anything else? He just said,

um, just checking you're okay. I said, is anything wrong? He said, Everything's fine, just checking if you're okay. Bit strange,

but thanks, I guess.

Yeah, very odd. Don't really want to dig into it though. I mean, if everything's fine, then just leave it as that. You don't need to start pulling on the wool, unraveling the jumper.

Sometimes you don't need to dig. Just let things be. It was strange, okay, but if he says everything's fine, then everything's good. That's all I need to know. All I need to know is, am I in trouble or am I not? If not, then great, it's fine, whatever.

I just don't want to get in trouble anymore.

Keep my nose clean.

And all was good.

Don't want any more trouble. Thank you very much.

So where's everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

Hello, TB. Thank you. I am very pleased for being a good boy.

That's great.

So nice.

Ah, I fucked it up. Fucking hell, I didn't do one twist.

Did you know the monotrain are one of the most ancient forms of mammals.

Only 2 species exist to this day, the echidna and the platypus.

How are

Differences between echidna and platypus.

Echidnas have sharp spines for protection, long claws for digging.

Echidnas are terrestrial, but platypus semi-aquatic.

They both lay eggs and nurse young with milk, but echidnas have a temporary pouch where the egg hatches and the young develop like a marsupial. Platypus lay eggs in burrows, incubate them with body heat.

Hmm, so echidna is kind of like— maybe it's like a link between the monotremes and the marsupials.

Deliver high content enriched with interactive elements. Yes, my chat is

the most interactive out of all the chats.

Oh, I messed up my Rubik's Cube.

Green and red goes here,

and then blue and red goes here,

and then green and orange here,

and then orange and blue

This Rubik's Cube cost me hundreds of dollars in lost revenue because I wasn't talking enough whilst I was solving it.

Took my money.

Same thing tomorrow. I think as I gain confidence, I might be able to stretch it to like 3 hours per stream.

What time is it now?

9:30. I want to do another 2 hours.

I still can't believe they took all my money.

Fucking daylight robbery. Just because I was zoned in on my Rubik's Cube.

I can't, can't believe it. Actual scumbaggery right there.

But they just take your money like that.

So unfair.

Unbelievable. Okay, now I've got it.

Now I do this here.

Now we are aligned.

And then the final move,

and then we are done.

Ta-da! Easy.

The echidna, sometimes known as spiny anteaters. Are quill-covered monotremes belonging to the family Tachyglossidae living in Australia and New Guinea. The 4 extant species of echidnas and platypus are the only living mammals that lay eggs and the only surviving members of the order Monotremata. The diet of some species consists of ants and termites, but they are not

closely related to the American true anteater. Or 2 hedgehogs. Their young are called puggles. Echidnas evolved 20 and 50 million years ago, descending from a platypus-like monotreme. This ancestor was aquatic, but echidnas adapted to life on land, where a single individual can move 7 tons of soil each year, making them important for the environment.

Echidnas are possibly named after Echidna, a creature from Greek mythology who was half woman, half snake, as the animal was perceived to have the qualities of both mammals and reptiles. An alternative explanation is the confusion with ancient Greek echinos,

also known as hedgehog sea urchin. Echidnas are medium-sized solitary mammals covered with coarse hair and spines. The spines are modified hairs made of keratin, the same fibrous protein that makes up fur, claws, nails, and horn sheaths in animals. Superficially, they resemble the anteaters of South America and other spiny mammals such as hedgehogs and porcupines. They are usually

black or brown in colouration. There have been several reports of albino echidnas with pink eyes and white spines. They have elongated slender snouts, or proboscises, that function as both mouth and nose, and which have electro sensors to find earthworms, termites, ants, and other burrowing prey. This is similar to the platypus, which has 40,000 electroreceptors on its bill,

but the long-beaked echidna has only 2,000, while the short-beaked echidna, which lives in a drier environment has no more than 400 at the tip of its snout. Imagine having electroreceptors, like you can feel electricity. It's weird. I wonder what feeling electricity feels like.

Stream up to your liking, viewers.

Imagine if the dick had electroreceptors and people would be sticking it into plug sockets.

Put your dick in the toaster.

Echidnas have short, strong limbs with large claws and are powerful diggers. Their hind paws are elongated and curved backwards to aid in digging. Echidnas have tiny mouths and toothless jaws. Feed by tearing open soft logs, anthills, and the like, and licking off prey with their long sticky tongues. Their ears are slits on the sides of their heads

under their spines. The external ear is created by a large cartilaginous funnel deep in the muscle. Echidnas also possess the second lowest active body temperature of all mammals behind the platypus. Despite their appearance, echidnas are capable swimmers as they evolved from platypus-like ancestors. When swimming, they expose their snouts and some of their spines and are known to

journey to water to bathe.

The first European drawing of an echidna was made in Adventure Bay, Tasmania by HMS Providence's 3rd Lieutenant George Tobin during William Bligh's second breadfruit voyage. The hell is a breadfruit voyage?

Who else likes echidnas?

I love them so much.

Well, I'm gonna end the stream and have a 10-minute break. See you in a minute.