Guesthouse and Mukbang Japan live stream!

This is a secret livestream.

Hello everyone.

What's the video quality like?

This is the guest house Wi-Fi. It's pretty

good.

Everyone hates me.

I don't like this guy. He's really boring.

I just came back from my girlfriend's

house. We had, we had cereal.

Oh, we had cereal once.

Everyone's scared

of me.

I'm ready

for that.

うんうんうんうん。 こ

ん にちは。 二 十 六 って 聞 いて、 二 十

五 ぐ らい から 二 十 八 ぐ らい まで が 一 年 生 です

けど、 完全 完全 完全 あれ が あ って これ が あ って ない

わ。 ない わ。

ただ お じ さん が まだ

元 の 中 学 時 代 は そ こ に 一 兆 万 円 ほど

貯 めて た んだ けど、 誰 年 齢 して 九 歳？ ラ スト

ラ スト。 I'm

reading. I'm reading a chat.

Thank you.

I don't like this guy. His voice is really

Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up!

僕 は 連 国 さん と思 って ます。 でも これ 多 分 絶 対 俺

以 外 の マ ジ ック は、 絶 対 み

んな 絶 対 み んな マ ジ ック やって る。 ちょっと 見 と。 で

く らい なんです。 さ っ き 七 で 合 格 点 が だ いた い

毎 年 三 十 一 から 三 十 六 ぐ らい じゃない？ はい。 で 三

十 八。 おお、 だ い ぶ 高 い。 七 とか 九 じゃない だ

ろう と思います。 すごい。

小 五 代 の テ スト、 例えば さ っ き 教 会 の すごい 意

地 悪 で 五 の 点 三 十 九 に 七 が つ いた。 三

十 九 ない です。 今 まで 一 番 高 い 三 十 七 が ない。

あ、 なんか でも 二 十 二 枚。 すごい。 変 わ る。

研 究 し ない じゃ ん。 出 て ない から。 そう。 So,

33, 32,

33, 34, 35, 36, 37,

38, 39,

40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49,

70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79,

80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89,

90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99,

大 学 から、

タ ク タ ク 車 でも 取 引 室 とか、 授 業 とか、 授 業

先生 言 わ ない。 先生 って まあ 関 係 者 呼 ば れて ます けど

ね。 タ ク 車 でも 取 引 主 任 者 から 来 て る から

決 して 先生 言 わ ない。 まあ 講 師 か か る んで 先生

に 呼 ば れる よう な あ ん ま でも 先生 に 言 わ れる

よう な。 なん て いうこと

ですか？ タ ク 車 昔 の こと だ った ら タ ク 車 でも 取

引 主 任 者 だ った。 今 タ ク 車 でも 取 引 室、 取

引 室 だ。 I

can't talk.

Okay, I think I can talk now.

Okay, we can spy on them from here.

I can't stand that guy.

That guy in the

Never stops talking.

He's behind me. That guy never stops

fucking talking. Drives me nuts.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Shut up.

Look, all we can hear is his

voice. No one else is speaking.

Right now I'm using the Wi-Fi from the

living room, so I have to stay around this

If I go outside, I think I'll lose

connection.

No one else is speaking, it's just him.

Shit, someone's coming.

She's really cute.

I've only got 4 45% battery.

45%. The Wi-Fi here is really good, so

hopefully the video quality should be

pretty good as well. If I use my pocket

Wi-Fi, it's gonna go into Minecraft mode.

Sorry,

what's the quality like right now?

If I could rewind time, I would do so much

crazy stuff. I would jump onto the table

and start spinning around and then rewind

it 5 minutes before I did it. Or I'd just

punch that guy who keeps talking and then

I'd rewind it. That'd be so much fun.

If you could rewind time, you'd rape

everyone. You know me so well.

The video quality is horrible? What do you

mean? There should be 40 megabits upload

speed.

い って ら っ しゃ い。 ど こ に 行 く？ 皮 膚 科 は

病 院。 皮 膚 科 って わか る？ わか ん ない。 皮 膚

科 は え っと 皮 膚 を ス キ ン。 うん、 ス キ ン だ

ね。 うん。 ス キ ン ク

ライ ニ ック？ うん。 なん て いう の 皮 膚 科

って？ ス キ ンホ ス ピ タ ル？ わか ん ない。

My skin condition is so bad. Nikki

B.とか。So,

I don't know why, but.

It's called a dermatologist.

What?

Dermatologist. The skin hospital.

Ah, really? Dermatologist.

Dermatologist. Dermatologist.

Dermatologist. Okay, thank you.

Dermatologist. I 'm

going to the dermat ologist. I 'm going

to. I 'm going to go dermat ologist.

Mm, まあ ね 難 しい ね。 あ

電 車 に 乗 る？ 電 車 乗 ります。 私 も 乗 る。

はい 行 きます。 気 を つ けて。 う ん

うん うん。 気 づ き な かった んです か？ 酒。 え、 今日 も いい って

こと？ あ、 今日は ね、 うん。 戻 って く る。 ああ、 で 今 この

服 ですか？ 今 から ちょっと 洗 脳 実 施 から。 はい。 洗 脳

実 施 から。 誰 が そ こ だ？ いや、 イ カ リ を 燃 や

した い から。 違う。 違う。 では では、

来 た です。 はい。 はい。 どう も。 大丈夫 ですか？ はい。

I'm in love with her. She's the only

one who talks to me here.

This kind of hospital, I don't know

what, what do they call the hospital

I'm shaking.

Look at my hands. I'm literally shaking.

Oh my God,

he's the manager.

Man, that was

scary.

That's the Japanese girl I was talking

about that, that talks to me.

My heart's racing.

The dermatologist, the skin hospital.

I know what she said in Japanese, it was

literally skin hospital. I don't know what

you call it in English.

Guys, you saved me. I didn't actually know

It's called the dermatologist's.

Thanks, chat. The skin

hospital. I should have walked with

her to the train station, but I got

cockblocked by the other girl.

Is this girl cute? I can't really

see her face.

Let's change cameras.

She looks kind of cute. Can't tell.

I hate this guy. He's always sitting

there. He never talks. He's boring as

fuck. And he always speaks Spanish to this

other guy. Spanish sounds— Spanish

does not please my ears.

Do you like my new sweater? I bought it

yesterday.

What do you mean my sweater's gay? It's

not gay. It's— it's

cute. An old guy sweater.

I got it half price.

If only the Canadian guy was here, it

would be interesting. I think he's at

Japanese school. The only people

that talk to me is that Japanese girl and

the Canadian guy and the Italian guy.

I haven't seen the Canadian for about 10

days now. I messaged him online asking him

where he was, but he didn't reply.

Does anyone want to dare me to steal one

of those packages? They leave parcels over

there and then you can just take them.

You could literally just steal a package,

no one would notice.

Should I take one up to my room and see

what's inside. It might be a dildo.

Sorry.

Take the package. I wonder what's in it.

No, if it was like a heavy Amazon box,

then maybe, maybe it'll have an iPhone 8

in it. Guys, I think I can hear the French

guy behind me.

The French guy's talking to himself again.

What a loser.

What a loser.

The French— the French man's in the

toilet. Not in the toilet, but in the room

that has the toilets.

Viva la France! Shit, I said that

too loud. I'm not taking the piss out of

the French, that's just what they sound

Oh shit, he's coming. Viva la France!

Bring back Napoleon. Napoleon was the true

alpha. Napoleon would beat the shit out of

Hitler any day. Napoleonic France versus

Nazi Germany, who would win?

Napoleon was pretty much the same as

Hitler, wasn't he? He tried conquering

Europe, he tried invading Russia and

failed. He tried— he didn't even attempt

to invade England because he was too much

of a pussy. Pretty much the same.

They always make the same mistake of

trying to invade Russia.

At least Napoleon got to Moscow. Hitler

didn't even get past whatever that place

is called. Stalingrad? Stalingrad?

What's it called? You know that city where

they all died? Um, Straven— Straven—

I don't know. Stalingrad. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Straven-grade?

Stalingrade?

Stalingrade? Stalingrad.

Oh, I have an idea for livestream. I could

come down here in the middle of the night

when there's no one around and then just

sit in the living room in the corner in

the pitch darkness. Does that

sound like a good idea?

A skin doctor. I should have said to her,

I'll inspect your skin, come up to my

room. I'll apply some lotion on for

you.

I think people are just scared of me

because I don't talk. You see, just now I

asked that girl where she was going, and

then she kind of opened up to me and

she started telling me about things. You

just have to ask people questions like,

where are you going? What are you doing?

And then they start seeing you as less of

The French guy is still in the toilet. I

can hear him.

Who's this? Who's this? Who are these

people? Oh shit, I don't like the looks of

this.

Why are they wearing a uniform? Why are

they wearing uniforms? What the fuck was

that?

Trip them.

I've only got 36% battery. This is

draining my battery like hell.

We invented vindaloo. That's ours.

Why do I sit like a praying mantis?

I'm just protecting my package, keeping it

warm, body temperature.

We invented— is it— no, not vindaloo.

What's vindaloo? What am I talking— tikka

masala curry.

God, he's still talking. The hell is he

talking about?

I can't really hear what he's saying

properly.

I had cereal last night,

but she still wanted She won't let me

finish inside of her. She keeps saying

I'll get pregnant, which kind of turns me

on. Why didn't she go

on the pill already? I want to ask her if

she's gonna go on the pill soon, but I

don't want to pressure her into taking the

Should I ask her to go on the pill?

To be honest, the cereal isn't that great.

She's too small. I want someone who's

chunkier, taller.

I feel like 5 foot is just too small.

Look at this cunt.

I just want a girl who's a bit taller,

you know, who's thick.

Where's the Canadian guy?

I'm waiting for him. I'm waiting.

Manspread.

What do I think about Ryan Boundless? I

think he's weird. He looks weird.

He looks like his face caught on fire and

then they had to give him skin grafts on

We have to do a karaoke livestream soon.

It's just that I've been to karaoke so

many times over the past week with

different girls, I'm just sick. I'm so

sick of singing My Chemical Romance over

and over. I sung I Don't Love You

Anymore maybe 4 times last week at

karaoke.

I'm so sick of My Chemical Romance now. I

started listening to Disturbed. I

downloaded the Sickness album and I

downloaded— I downloaded

some System of a Down albums. What else

did I download?

I downloaded something else. I downloaded

Linkin Park, Me Too. It's your, uh,

Where you go,

would you even turn to say?

God is still talking.

Nonstop. Someone announced it in Discord.

I forgot. This wasn't a planned stream; it

was just off the cuff.

There's no

interesting here. Maybe we can

wait for that Japanese girl to come back.

French guy is still there talking to

himself. Bonjour,

je m'appelle Daniel.

Is this what I do all day? Pretty much.

See if we can get

over. Over 100 viewers. Someone's coming.

J'aime pas. Oui, oui.

How do you say I like something in French?

J'adore.

Oui, oui.

Jamie. I don't know how to pronounce it.

It just like— it looks like Jamie. Jamie

Well, I can't. Who else used to hate Jaime

Lannister? And then he got his hand cut

off, and then I started to like him.

Wasn't he supposed to be the second

greatest swordsman in Westeros after

Selmy Barristan? Selmy something

Barristan. I forgot his name.

He was supposed to be the second best

swordsman in Westeros, and you never see

him fight properly. The only proper fight

was with Ned Stark, and then Ned Stark

gets stabbed in the knee. And then his

second fight was with Brienne, but he was—

it wasn't a fair fight because he was a

prisoner for months and he was tired and

stuff. I miss

Game of Thrones. It was a good season.

Dickon, that was funny.

What kind of person names his son Dickon?

This is getting boring.

There's nothing to do.

Do some

Something that's interesting. Like what?

$100 and I'll show you my wiener.

Maybe I should sit down with that girl.

This one. This guy isn't

talking to her.

She looks kind of cute.

If I go outside, I'll lose connection.

What should I say to her? Hey, I'm Daniel.

I'm secretly filming you.

I think I'm lying.

Are we

at 6K subscribers yet? Can you believe how

quickly it went from 5K to 6K subscribers?

That was insane.

I could go outside, buy a drink, and then

just give it to her. Say, are you thirsty?

Here you go, suck on my nectar.

Should we go back inside? No, if I go back

inside, it's even more awkward.

Guys, if you If you want to see my dick,

then you have to send me £100 on PayPal.

Yeah, the Tomoko story.

I owe a lot to the Tomoko story. It

brought in a lot of new viewers, got me a

lot of views.

PayPal email is [email protected].

My current girlfriend friend

is 36.

[email protected].

H-I-M-R-P-A-Y-P-A-L at gmail.com.

@gmail.com is my PayPal.

No, it's wrong.

[email protected].

If you want to give me donations, it would

be better to give it to me on PayPal

instead of YouTube Super Chats because

YouTube Super Chats, they, they take 40%

or something of the donation. It's a

complete ripoff.

YouTube, Google,

greediest bunch of bastards in the world.

The donation's supposed to be for me from

people who want to send donations, and

then they have the nerve to take 40% of

it. People are donating to Me, not to

Google, and they just they deduct 40% off

it. Makes you sick.

Oh shit, something's coming.

Bunny. It's a bunny girl.

Oh,

she can.

I can't check my email if I'm

livestreaming at the same time.

She looked kind of pretty, but she looked

too skinny to be a white girl. White

girls, in my experiences, are pretty fat.

Did you seriously send me a donation for

my wiener? No, I said £100,

not Singaporean dollars.

But you have to promise me, if I send you

a picture of my wiener, you're not going

to share it with other people. I can't

show you it now.

24% battery. I'll turn down my brightness,

see if it saves some battery.

$20 to lay on the floor for 2 minutes?

No. How about $20 to sit

on this sofa? Does that sound like a fair

No, I'm not showing it on the stream.

I'll get banned.

The only thing I'm worried about is

someone will send the picture of my penis

to my mom. I'll just say it's

No, someone might report the stream.

This guy, he's just given up on living.

He's just like, fuck this.

He's sitting opposite a cute girl and he's

not even saying anything. Oh, weirdo.

She's actually pretty cute, isn't she? I

can't see because half of the screen is

covered with the live chat.

If that guy wasn't there, then I'm Might

think about talking to her, but I feel

like he's cock blocking me.

She's too cute. She's way out of my

league. There's no point even approaching

those kind of girls.

22% battery.

She might not be single. She might have a

boyfriend. If, if I knew she had a

boyfriend, then I wouldn't even bother.

I can't really tell if she's cute or not.

My eyesight's really bad. She looks cute

from afar. She has a nice figure, nice

long hair.

Okay, we're zooming.

Oh shit, she's moving.

Something's coming, something's coming.

Something's coming, something's coming.

理 解 して ない。 この 問題 解 ける

けど 理 解 して ない。 じゃあ ひ ね ら れた ら どう なる？ この

組 み 合 わ せ た ら あれ が わか る けど、 あれ が わか

ん ない の ね。 これ と これ と これ 四 角 と 組 み 合

わ せ た ら わか ん ない の ね。 There

was nothing there. It was clean.

17% battery. Oh shit, someone's coming.

Fuck, that scared the shit out of me.

Sorry.

No one

gives a shit about me. Life goes 17%

battery.

He walks like a duck. What?

I really need to piss.

He ran like a penguin.

I'm the main character. How can they

ignore me?

Livestreaming takes up so much battery.

I've been doing this for an hour, 20

minutes. My battery dropped by about 70%,

60%.

Oh, $2! Thank you.

I love you. I love you.

I got a big pecker.

Oh shit, she's getting up.

What if I just quickly went inside in her

seat? $20!

Oh my God, Alexandra Cruz, I love you.

I love you even more.

Should I get my battery bank and then come

back? Guys, I want to run up to my room

quickly and get my battery bank, but I

have to leave my phone on this chair.

Oh, she's getting her stuff. She's getting

ready to go.

Fuck, 15% battery.

$2, thanks. Empty pocket.

$20 if I sit next To the C creation,

the Asian girl.

I've got 15% battery.

I need to get my battery.

Okay, I'm going to leave my phone here.

Don't steal

my phone.

Oh shit, my battery bank is like about to—

My battery's still going down even though

it's charging.

I didn't charge my battery charger.

Uh, sorry. I love Ice Poseidon. I watched

him today. He was in Las Vegas just

walking around. He said Seemed really

irritated.

I'm not sure if the battery is going to go

down or if it's just going to stay at 14%.

Super dashi.

Very nice.

Very nice. She definitely

has a Japanese boyfriend.

I always see her with the same Japanese

guy, the blonde girl. They always sit

together and they eat together, so I'm

guessing The

French guy's coming. Je m'appelle Blue.

Did you hear him talking?

At least he said konnichiwa to them. I

don't even say hello. At least the French

guy has the nuts to greet people.

Hey, someone just pledged $10 to me on

Patreon. JV, thanks.

I don't really have a reward for $10

though. I don't really have any rewards.

For $3, you can see my pictures from,

from my past. Sometimes I upload pictures

of my exes and I write. I used to

write blogs, but I haven't written any for

The battery's not going up, but it's not

going down, so we're stable at 40%.

The thing is, I've only got half charge on

my battery bank.

I wish I could be like Ice Poseidon. He

just says hello to Everyone.

I need to pee.

Yo, I don't know how to do ice Poseidon.

What does he usually say?

He usually makes up something or he says

something stupid.

I left this stream for an hour, came back

to the exact same thing. I moved from the

living room onto this sofa and we talked

to a Japanese girl.

My hand is hurting. I keep switching.

My balls are starting to hurt as well.

Maybe I should interview people.

I could pretend— I could say there's

thousands of people watching right now.

What? What's your reaction?

I need to keep my sperm at body

temperature. That's why I cross my legs.

Look, that guy over there, he's not

talking to her either.

Oh, she's getting up. Where are you going?

Marry me! Have my babies!

How was last night with my girlfriend?

Pretty good. We went to supermarket, we

bought food, we made soup,

we watched TV, and then we had cereal.

To be honest, the cereal isn't that

exciting with her. I have to come up with

some crazy scenario in my mind. I pretend

that she's still married and her husband

could be coming home at any moment.

I imagine she's— I'm in her apartment

where her husband lives and he's at work.

That usually turns me on more.

Why do I keep calling it cereal? Because

recently my videos have been getting

age-restricted and they've been getting

limited ads because I keep talking about

cereal. And it's

not against YouTube's rules to talk about

cereal, but you can't have videos

that are talking about cereal you can't

have them monetized.

So annoying. I've had about 30 videos get

not demonetized but have limited

advertising. It says this video may not

be suitable for most advertisers and has

limited ads.

So that's why I put like 5 ads onto every

video now, because after about 24 hours

the, the ads get demonetized and I don't

I don't want to sound like I'm greedy for

money, but I am. I don't have a job.

If I can make some money on YouTube, then

I don't have to go straight home. I can go

to a different country. And it's

not costing you guys anything, it just

takes like 5 seconds to watch an ad.

Oh, the French guy's gonna be on the

Japanese car.

Guys, don't adblock me. Why would you want

to adblock me?

Is it asking that much to watch a 5-second

ad?

I'm Cat from USA, half American,

half Portuguese. Thanks.

Yeah, the French guy said konnichiwa to

those guys, but he never says hello to me.

Am I not worth 5 seconds of your time.

What does apathy mean?

Wait, wait, guys, let me get this

straight. So the people who use AdBlock

are saying you don't have 5 seconds to

watch an ad, but you have 15 minutes to

watch my video? That doesn't make sense.

If you have 15 minutes to watch one of my

videos, then you must have 5 seconds to

watch an ad.

Who's this? I watch ads

on other channels. I always skip them.

French are just jealous because we beat

them in every war. The Hundred Years' War,

the Seven Years' War, the Napoleonic War.

Trafalgar Square. They're just salty.

They're so salty they had to team up with

the Americans to help them win the

Independence War. Without the French,

Americans wouldn't have stood a chance.

Isn't France America's first ever military

ally historically?

The French guy is wasting his white— his

whiteness. He needs to get on Tinder.

But if you think about it, the French

conquered England from 1066. You know the

Battle of Hastings? Well, it wasn't

technically the French, it was the

Normans, but the Normans spoke French,

right? They killed King Harold and then

they pretty much conquered the country.

You know, that's why, that's why there's

so much French in English. For example,

you know, you have 2 words for the meat

and the animal. For example, cow. Cow was

the, the Old English word, but beef was

the French word because the French people

ate the beef and then the English

peasants, they were handling the cows.

And there's like pig and pork, and there's

deer and venison.

But then if you think about it, where did

the Normans come from? They came from—

they were the Vikings, weren't they? I saw

this on TV. It was some dynasty

of Vikings that came from Denmark or

something. They invaded France and they

just took this portion of land called

Normandy.

So really, English people are Vikings

from 1066,

and then maybe 500 or 600 years later,

they go and colonize the world and make

America and Australia and Canada.

So if you think about it, Americans are

Vikings.

I'm a

freaking Viking.

Daniel the Viking. I would

be the best Viking in the world.

I'm not doing text-to-speech.

That stuff looks embarrassing. I don't

even know how to do it. I'm on my phone,

YouTube.

Who came before King Harold?

The British people were originally

Anglo-Saxons, right? The Anglo-Saxons came

from someplace in Germany,

Saxony, didn't they? They came from

Germany. But before the Anglo-Saxons, you

had the Celts, right? They were originally

living in Britain, the Celts or the Celts.

And then the Anglo-Saxons invaded,

and then they took over, and then they got

invaded by the Normans.

So if you think about it, the British were

originally German.

No, Anglo-Saxons are German. That's why

English sounds like German, because a

German tribe colonized England.

I'm not sure where the Celts came from.

Maybe I should make eye contact first.

That's why people don't talk to me,

because I always avoid eye contact.

Oh, my battery's going up. It went up to

16%. The thing is,

if I get drinks and I need the toilet. I

drink one glass of beer and I end up

pissing out 2 glasses. I have a bladder

the size of a golf ball.

If I go to the toilet, someone's gonna

steal my cup. This cup cost me ¥400.

That manager's Still talking. I'm gonna go

to the toilet. I might lose connection in

the toilet.

I can show you the women's shower.

I'm back.

Everyone left. Where'd everyone go?

I just went for a piss for 20 seconds.

Is anyone there?

Come back,

come back.

My double chin? I don't have a double

If you think about it, I am a Viking.

What did Vikings do? They went to other

countries, they pillaged, and they raped.

And they impregnated the local women.

That's pretty much what I'm doing now.

I'm a modern-day Viking, guys. You just

don't see it.

Modern-day Viking.

What's Streamlabs?

Oh, that guy won't piss off. He's sitting

there all day.

If I go to the toilet, then I lose

connection.

There's no people. So boring

here.

Even I'm getting bored.

Spy on this girl, I guess.

I have pocket Wi-Fi, but it's in my room

and it's raining. It's still raining.

It's been raining all day. I don't really

want to go outside. I want to make a video

I'll title it, my YouTube channel is in

danger, just like The Anime Man,

and then I'll start whinging about

demonetization, and then I'll say, hey

guys, I have a Patreon.

Streamlabs is an app people can donate

there, and the fees are less than

on Super Chat. Can I do that on my phone?

Are there any alternatives to the YouTube

app for streaming? Is there like

a third-party app that has more features?

If Japan and Korea disappeared, where

would I go for cereal? No, I don't mean

different websites. I mean on YouTube,

but apps that have more features for

streaming on YouTube. I have Twitch.

I have a Twitch, but no one follows me. 6

people followed me on Twitch even after I

made an announcement. My Twitch is

DanielHIMR on Twitch.

Switch. Show my face.

There's my face. My hair looks funny

today.

I think I would go to Singapore.

Singapore, Hong Kong. If Japan

disappeared, I'd go six-patting up in Hong

Kong, Singapore.

My hair looks pretty cool today, I think.

I don't see the point in streaming on

Twitch when I can stream on YouTube

though. I don't like tight Island.

I really liked Singapore. It was nice and

clean and modern. It had nice public

transport.

I don't like Malaysia. I could go to

Malaysia for free because my relatives

live there. I could just stay at my

relative's house. I have no interest

in Malaysia.

It's my anime May hair.

Someone's coming.

If I pull down the notifications tray, it

hides the screen. You can't tell I'm

filming.

Did he look? I pulled the notification

tray down so you can't see what's filming.

I look old. I don't look old.

What are you saying?

I look like an 18-year-old.

A bald guy wearing a wig.

I don't have bags under my eyes. What are

you talking about? What bags?

Where is

he going?

And okay, any, any questions?

Ah, yo, can you move up a little bit? Ah.

It's the Spanish guy.

It's the Spanish guy.

Someone's coming.

Oh God, now the Spanish is starting.

The Spanish guy and the Peru guy, they

always talk to each other in Spanish.

They go on and on. Who speaks

Spanish here?

Buffer.

A buff roop. That was

harsh.

Bloody Spanish guy, he talks too much.

Look, he's just sitting there saying—

look, he's not even looking at his face.

He's thinking, oh, shut up. I'm trying to

study.

Why is he so happy? Spanish guy drives me

nuts. Talks too much. Sounds like a

machine gun. People keep making fun

of my face. I don't have my beauty filter

on livestreams. You can see all my

The Spanish guy never talks to anyone

apart from the Peru guy. This guy,

he's the Peru guy. That's the Spanish guy.

They never talk apart from to each other.

Can you hear them speak? What are they

The Spanish guy is no pussy. The Spanish

guy was talking about prostitution to the

Italian guy.

Why, why do you need to use a prostitute

if you're white and you're in Japan? Just

get on Tinder.

If I can find girls on Tinder, then a

fully white guy could easily find a girl

He always wears that same shirt. That

shame, sir.

I don't know if he's Spanish. He might be

Mexican or one of the other

Spanish-speaking countries.

I tried grind And, uh, it wasn't very

good. Tinned is way better.

I find it interesting they have different

accents, like a Spanish, Mexican Spanish,

and Spanish, Mexican Spanish, and Spain

Spanish. They must sound different to a

Spanish speaker, the same way Australian

and American English sounds different.

But to me, Spanish just sounds like

Spanish. I have no idea what the

I tried Grindr, I tried Scout,

I tried OkCupid. Tinder's the best.

I paid for Tinder Gold. It's about £40 a

year. Worth the money.

I didn't match with anyone on Grindr. I

matched about 200 girls on Tinder, but

most of them don't talk. A few

of them have conversations, and then a

handful will be up for meeting.

But the thing is, with Tinder,

you pay just once for Tinder. You pay £40.

Hold on.

If you pay for Tinder and then you meet a

girl, then you can have sex with her as

many times as you want. If you pay for a

prostitute, you only have sex once and it

costs way more. I met my current

girlfriend on Tinder and we've had sex— oh

shit, I said sex, didn't I? I mean, we had

cereal 5 times already.

I wouldn't want to pay a prostitute for

cereal 5 times.

You have to think about it long-term.

Prostitute, you pay once, you get it only

one time, and there's no passion.

£40 for unlimited cereal, it's a pretty

good deal to me.

Guys, I didn't say it.

I said it by accident.

Spanish have a lisp. Yeah, he definitely

has a lisp when he speaks. It sounds like

his mouth is full of saliva. Gracias.

I miss that Mexican girl, Dani. Does

anyone remember Dani? The Mexican girl who

used to flirt with me on livestreams.

The Spanish guy looks like that yellow

bird from Angry Birds, you know, the

triangle one who's really quick.

I don't think anyone remembers Danny.

You know, when I used to livestream 80 in

isolation, there was like. Cute Mexican

girl, Yusuf, love.

Oh yeah, $5. I love you,

big pecker.

I'm not showing my pecker on YouTube.

Follow me on Chaturbate if you want to see

I'm on Chaturbate. I think my username on

Chaturbate is Wanking in My Room. Can't

I'm on Chaturbate, I'm on Pornhub, I'm on

everything. I'm like a disease just

Guys, I'm 6 inches. It's not small. It's

just that recently I've had problems

getting an erection.

I had huge problems with the American

girl. I can't believe

it went soft during cereal. It was so

But the American girl was really annoying

because she kept moving her hips at the

same time I was moving my hips, and it's

really hard to get the rhythm to match up.

When I'm having cereal, I don't want the

girl to be moving. I want her to just lie

there still. I hate it when they try and

move their hips along with you. It's

Something's coming.

It's the Korean

guy.

That guy's

Korean.

2-hour livestream.

It's not like we have anything else to do.

We're having a Halloween party and I'm

gonna livestream it for you guys.

Hopefully the Canadian guy will be there.

What should I dress up as for the

Halloween party? I could go

as a naked guy. I wouldn't

mind getting a pink guy suit. I wonder

where Pink— I wonder where Filthy Frank

got his pink guy suit from.

The Canadian guy, he looks like a white

guy. He has a beard, short hair. He's a

bit chubby. Who's this?

It's the Taiwanese guy. It's the Taiwanese

guy. That guy is the Taiwanese guy.

I usually talk to him.

I could dress as

Jack Skellington from The Nightmare Before

How am I funding this trip? From

livestream donations.

Livestream Super Chats are funding my

The thing is, I can't see who donated to

me. It was— someone donated $20.

Who was that? I can't remember your

username. Alexander.

Alexandra, and I Love Big Peckers, and,

um, who else donated?

Thanks to those guys, I can have dinner

tonight.

Wait, there's a chat setting. Super Chat

sponsor and Super Chat messages.

Oh, here it is.

Rochi donated $5. Say hello to the girl in

white. I got a big pecker, $2.

Alexandra Cruz, $20.

2EmptyPocket, $2. I got a big pecker,

$5.

Thanks.

Maybe I

should say something to him.

How much do I get to keep? I get to keep

about 60 or 70%.

YouTube takes a huge chunk of it.

The duck.

Oh,

he's gone.

I think the guy with the backpack was the

person who stays in the room next to me

who accidentally He came into my room. He

opened the door. He nearly came into my

room, and I gave him—I gave him this—this

death stare. I looked him right in the

eyes.

I gave him the look of death.

How dare you come into my room?

There's some

sea urchin.

I didn't

know there's a ginger guy here.

Do I use a fisheye lens? No. The LG G5 has

2 cameras, a wide-angle and a normal-angle

camera. It's pretty cool.

What does the French guy remind me of?

He kind of reminds me of the fat kid from

Family Guy.

This guy never stops talking.

Who's Chris? Why are you saying Chris?

Oh no, my battery charger ran

out of battery. We're losing battery.

Shit, what are we gonna do now?

Oh, Chris is the guy from Family Guy.

I forgot to charge my battery charger when

I came home.

If I

get up, someone's gonna take my seat.

Why is life so difficult? Preparation.

Preparation is important for livestreams.

Come on, charge, for fuck's sake. If I go

to my room, I'll lose connection.

23%.

If I change my battery, then I have to

lose connection and then everyone will

leave. I'll come back and there's like 5

people here.

I talked to a girl already.

Her name is Rina. She's cute.

I wanna know what love is.

Do do. I want

you to show me.

I wanna know what love is.

Do do do. I want you to

show me. See Spanish guys coming.

Spanish, Spanish guy is coming hard.

Oh, the ginger guy is coming back.

He was wearing white underwear.

Which one?

Mindset. It's like, it's like that

FBI drama. Ah, that's a big drama, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. C-C-I-P-S or

That guy's pretty cool though. He's a

pilot. He flies planes.

He used to live in America.

He always goes outside.

I'm starving.

I wanna know what love is.

I want you to show me.

Oh, why doesn't anyone talk to me?

I need content.

What do you mean I'm not good at singing?

Come on guys, I'm good at singing. Aren't

I? Pitch perfect.

I wanna know what love is.

I want you to show me.

The most I can do is I could whistle

really loudly.

That's the most noise I can make.

Someone's coming.

$2. Thanks. Am I a jukebox

now? Whistling jukebox.

Ouch.

Oh look, my sister's messaging me on

Facebook. I'm gonna message my sister.

Come on my livestream.

I'm streaming now.

I love

her. I love her. Come back.

Sit with me.

Sit with me. Is she Japanese?

No, she can't be Japanese because it's too

late to say konnichiwa. It's konbanwa now.

It's evening. It should have been

konbanwa, not konnichiwa.

It's 5:30 PM.

You see, all I have to do is sit here and

the ladies come. I just have to sit

here for long enough.

She was so nice. Tall, slim,

long hair, feminine.

Acknowledges my existence without me

having to make any effort. That's my ideal

woman. Ideal woman right there.

I should have asked her name. I can't

remember what she looked like. I didn't

look at her face. I was too shy. Oh, the

French guy's making a move! Oh my God,

the French guy is making a fucking move.

Come on, zoom. The French

guy is making a move.

Oh shit, someone's coming.

I need to change battery. 17%.

The French guy made a freaking move,

guys.

Look, he's talking to her. Jesus Christ,

it's a new person.

あ、 傘 は 外 の 傘 に も ら って も いい ですか？ あ、 はい。

じゃあ 先生 出 して ください。 これ

その ま ま 持 って 行 こう です よ。 はい。 はい、

じゃあ 案 内 して きます ね。 え っと 玄 関 が あり ま して、 各

階 各 部 屋 に 一 つ ず つ 靴 箱 が つ いて 二

足 入 る にな ります。 で、 え っと 靴 の シ ェ ル フ が

あ って ここ は もう 誰 でも 使 って ください ね と。 ま 特 に

女 性 の 場 合 は 靴 の 数 が 大 き い と思います。 はい。

で ここ は 僕 の オ フ ィ ス にな って いて メ ッ セ

ージ ボ ード が ございます。 はい。 で こちら の メ ール ボ ック ス ね

これ も 同 じ く ね 部 屋 はい。 リ ビ

ング ちょっと 今 な かな か い っぱ い 人 使 って ます けど、 ちょっと

見て ください。 こんにちは。

It 's a

new, a new lady, new Japanese lady. He 's

giving a tour. She was cute.

She She was cute, wasn't she?

She looked really cute. I give her a solid

7 out of 10. Up to my standards,

definitely.

My sister says she can't watch because

she's at work.

French guy's

talking to the cute Japanese girl. The

hell? I thought the French

is a weirdo like me, but he can talk to

The French guy gives me inspiration. If he

can do it, then I should be able to do it.

Look, look at him. He's got the attention

of her and the Peru guy. Is that the Peru

guy? The Peruvian.

I didn't know what he said to her because

they're in that room.

No, Josias Valencia, don't go.

Fanyuls. Do you want to be called the

Fanyuls or the Hiders?

Fanyuls. We lost one,

and now her watch has ended.

Come on, this is getting interesting. 2

girls have spoken to me and we

saw the French guy make a move. This is

real-life drama. But I need battery.

I've got 14%. I think I can go for another

20 minutes or so.

I need to make eye contact and then hit

them with a konnichiwa in the face.

Konnichiwa.

He is Napoleon reincarnate.

Hit them in the face with a konbanwa.

They did. The first one talked to me. We

talked about the skin hospital.

I really wish I asked the second girl

where she was going.

Where you going is usually a good

conversation starter, and then I could

say, why don't you sit next next to me.

Why don't you sit on my lap? I can stroke

your hair. Your smooth, straight Asian

hair. Oh yeah. Oh,

someone's coming.

A Korean

tie.

What did

he say in Chinese? Xie xie.

Something foreigner watching foreigners.

How do you say foreign? Is it wai guo ren?

Wai guo ren. Xie xie.

Thank you, watching foreigners. What does

I already had cereal last night, so I'm

fine.

That guy was really gross.

Why is he wearing a vest tucked into his

shorts?

Baldi. That Baldi looks really gross.

Who tucks their shirt into their trousers?

Only people who are 60 years old do that.

I have amazing fashion. What are you

talking about? Look, I'm wearing a knitted

sweater with a nice jacket with black

sweatpants.

Trousers. Jogging trousers.

Trousers.

The duck's coming back. I can hear his

voice. It has a high frequency decibel.

Oh, shit, they're coming.

こちらがリビングです。She's really cute.

She's really cute. I need to give her

konnichiwa soon before it's too late,

before the French guy gets in before me.

Oh, he just looks right in her

face. She's super cute.

There's someone fighting out there. Did

you hear that? He said, うるさいな黙って。

Konnichiwa, right in the face,

right in the money box.

I've got 7% battery,

6% battery. We're going down,

we're going down hard. 5%.

I'm back.

I'm back.