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Hello, look what I got!

And look, I can magnetically clip my mic

Oh, see, I don't even need the clamp

thing or whatever. Magnets,

baby! Magnets are so

cool. Look at this, I can even swivel it

around. So now it's pointing towards where

my sound is coming out. That's so cool.

Look at this, just clip my mic onto it

magnetically.

Yep, I finally got the mic arm. Don't have

to sit here like this for 8 hours holding

this stupid mic up. Ah,

the streaming desktop setup is improving.

Got my Switch here. I got a capture card

as well. Look at this. Got this

cheap HDMI capture card.

Costs like £6. Problem is

there's a bit of audio lag, and I think

there's like input lag a tiny bit.

But I don't really want to spend like £180

for one of those fancy Elgato capture

cards just to play Zelda.

I might try out tomorrow on Twitch, play

some Zelda,

which by the way, my Zelda video got

34,000 views. Haha,

YouTube paid for my Zelda. I made like

$100. Free Zelda plus like $30

profit because the game cost me $70. I

made it like $100. Probably make more on

Twitch.

Profit. That's how you get free video

games. Just make a video about it.

Why— about why it sucks. It's like a cheat

code. I feel clickbaited. Why? If it says

not clickbait, it means not clickbait.

Okay, check some comments.

Did he remarry? No,

not yet. What's the news?

Uh, I don't know. I got some news, I

guess.

He's copying Ice. Who? What, me?

By sitting in my house all day? I don't

think that's what ice does. I went to the

computer shop yesterday and they had this

ultra-wide curved monitor and it was so

nice. My dream is just to have a

really pimped-out desktop setup. Nice big

monitor, nice keyboard,

Nice stream setup with a mic. Got the mic

set up pretty well now, quite happy with

that. Nice gaming setup.

Uh, the curved monitor, it's like you have

a little window for YouTube and then a

window for streaming, window for your

calculator, all on one big wide monitor.

It's so nice, it's like the command

Am I back in the UK? No, I'm still in

Thailand. Why is it like everyone's in

Thailand now? Sus came to Thailand. Sam

Pepper's based in Thailand.

When's Ice coming to Thailand? Maybe I'll

snipe him again. Introduce him to my new

girlfriend. That'd be funny.

It's not clickbait. I'm gonna have a

serious talk with my fans,

people who are still here.

Yeah, I've been watching a lot of Sam

Pepper recently. I actually like the guy

now. It's funny because I used to really

hate him and find him annoying, but the

more I watch of him the more I seem

to like him. The guy's cool. Once you get

over the weird way he speaks, his funny

accent. I think I judged him

too harshly just based off of his accent

and based off of like the hate bandwagon

that canceled him all those years ago.

You find everyone annoying? Yeah, by

default I just find people annoying.

Because they are. But then the more I

watch of them and the more I listen to

them speak, I start coming to like them

more when you give them a chance. But also

it works the other way too. Like the more,

if I don't like them, the more I listen to

them will make me dislike them more as

well. So it's like a double-edged sword.

Damn, I'm looking good on today's stream.

My girlfriend said, how come you look so

good on stream? Do you use a beauty

filter? I don't use a filter. There's no

filters when you stream, but because I

stream at low bitrate, it makes me look

pretty. My skin looks perfect.

Hair's looking good, just came out the

shower.

Are you still with Ty girl? Yep, things

going pretty well.

Should I finish Breath of the Wild before

Top K? Oh, thanks, Dirt. I don't

think it matters. There's like no

connection between the 2 games. Tears of

the Kingdom begins as if Breath of the

Wild never even happened. I don't even

remember what happened in Breath of the

Wild. There was this thing called the

Calamity, and then there were these

machines, weren't there? There were like

loads of robot spider robot things and

lots of mech machines that you had to

fight, and like the pig troll enemies.

So I honestly don't remember what happened

in Breath of the Wild.

I remember something happened to Hyrule

Castle, like it was infected with some

dark magic. Then you have to do the

temples, fight some beast things.

I just completely forgot what happened in

the game. I didn't even recognize some of

the characters in Tears of the Kingdom

were like grown-up versions of characters

that were in Breath of the Wild. I don't

remember anything that happened in Breath

of the Wild. Maybe because the game was

shit story-wise, if you just forget what

happens. Gameplay-wise, it was okay. The

gameplay mechanics were solid. Why is

the PayPal alerts not working?

Chosen, did you see Chihiro has her videos

back on YouTube? Yeah, I noticed that. I

don't know why she only set 3 of them back

to public and then she disabled comments.

Really weird. I don't know what's going on

with Chihiro. Is she okay, like mentally?

But she set everything to private. Think—

making me think, okay, she's gone now.

And then randomly she puts back 3 videos:

the Pokémon one, the USJ one, and her very

first one. The Pokémon one had

her boyfriend in it. I don't know if

they're still together. And then the USJ

one is the one that had lots of little

hints of her reminiscing about me.

She like— she put in the subtitles, I came

here with my ex, and then she was drinking

the Butterbeer and saying stuff like, Oh,

I wonder who I came with before. Hello,

pretty boy. Looking good. Oh, thanks,

Blood Bucket. Feeling pretty good too.

Apart from my tongue after last stream.

I don't know if it's because I was eating

the beer-tasted peanuts and I,

it scratched my tongue, I think, because I

bit into it funnily and then it scratched

my tongue. It was kind of painful, but I

got this tiny lump on that side and

there's like a little tiny white dot,

like an ulcer, and it's so painful.

It's been 4 days now. I got some Bonjela.

I'm surprised they even have Bonjela here,

but it's hard to get the Bonjela on

because you start salivating and then all

saliva washes it off. It's been so hard

to speak and eat because it's like a

painful lump under my tongue.

Getting wounds on your tongue is the worst

Put a Bondrella on. We went shopping

yesterday. I bought some cool stuff. I'll

show it to you later.

I got some hydrogen peroxide. I'm going to

make some Make some chemistry later.

We went into the pharmacy and then she

asked them. They gave us like oral

corticosteroids, and I said, "What the

hell is this? Give me some Bonjela." Oh,

thanks, Al. I appreciate that earlier

monster.

First Super Chat from Owl. Wow, YouTube

now alerts when someone Super Chats for

the first time.

How much in donos you made in Japan? I

think I made nearly 1,500.

It's mostly thanks to Blood Bucket. It was

thanks to like Blood Bucket, Rosetta

Stone, Kale,

Gerbert, who else? There was that guy

Zola, he donated quite a lot, who I've

never seen that guy before apart from the

Japan streams. And Jenkins,

I would like to give my thanks to. Should

livestream more often. Yeah, really, if I

want to make the most money, I should

livestream every day, but That's hard to

do when you're not doing IRL. IRL is

easier because I'm doing stuff. When I'm

not doing IRL, I'm just sitting here and

100% of the content is just me talking.

And I get tired of talking. I run out of

things to talk about. My tongue gets

tired. The IRL was easiest

to do nonstop because I was doing cycling

and doing some food stuff. Having shower,

so I wasn't 100% talking. But now I'm

very limited because I can't show you the

kitchen, I can't show you the apartment.

Damn, this mic setup's nice. I can just

move it like this. It attaches

magnetically. Look at that,

really cool. Look, I can swivel it around

like this.

Magnets. But after nearly 2 weeks, I was

getting really burned out with the

non-stop everyday cycling. I didn't know

what to do. After my girlfriend left,

it was nice just to stay in the hotel all

day long. IRL is number one, it's boring.

Number 2, it's exhausting. Number 3,

non-stop disconnecting and getting

technical problems, which stresses me out.

So I really don't like doing the IRL

stuff. The constant

effing was so frustrating,

and the cycling— oh my God,

cycling killed me. My knees still hurt.

It's like a dull ache in my knees,

even though I stopped cycling since when I

came Back to Thailand on the 4th. So it's

been— oh, it's been exactly 2 weeks since

I came back. My knees still hurt when I

bend down. It's going away slowly, but

very slowly.

I don't know what happened to the Korean

girl. I blocked her. I'd left a load of my

clothing there. Do you think she chucked

it away or stored it? Thinking I would

come back someday.

My sister, she went back to the street

food market me and my girlfriend took them

to on Saturday. She went back there on

Sunday night, the day before she left,

without us, and she said she got food

poisoning. Really badly. She said she

went back there with her boyfriend to have

dinner. They had some kind of meat skewer,

and then within 30 minutes they were

vomiting. And then she saw some Chinese

kids eating live crickets out of a bowl or

something and a chopped off crocodile's

head on ice, and it made her puke. And

then on the taxi ride home, she said she

puked again and she felt really bad.

And I messaged her if she was okay. She

hasn't replied and it's been like 4 days,

so I don't know if she's okay or not.

She must have arrived back home in England

by now. Number 1, I'm surprised she went

back to the same street food market. She

must have liked it. It was a nice market,

but now she said she got food poisoning

there, I don't think I'd go back to it.

I'm also have— I've been having bad poops

ever since I got back to Thailand.

I don't know what's wrong with my diet.

It comes out all— it's like not

as one solid lump,

comes out all flaky. Like imagine Weetabix

and you put too much milk and it all just

floats around in a cloud.

So I need to fix my diet. I bought a load

of broccoli, celery, spinach, kale,

cucumber, avocado. I've been doing some

research about pH levels in the body, and

I think my pH level is probably too

acidic. Too much oily stuff, too much

meat. I think that's also the reason why

my hands keep getting itchy and flaky,

because my sweat is too acidic. And when I

touch my phone, You can look on my phone.

There are these— look at the side of my

phone. It's where my fingers rest

naturally, rest here. You see the side of

my phone? It's like eaten away. My sweat

is eating away on the metal.

So I think my sweat is too acidic. So I've

been trying to find out how to alkalize my

body. And it said symptoms of—

signs of having a too acidic body is

bloating. And people pointed out for

months now I look bloated and also kind of

like getting chubby and fat because that's

like a sign of being too acidic.

It's funny,

every time I come back to Thailand, my

face starts bloating and I get a fat belly

and my skin on my hands gets bad. So it

might have something, something to do with

my pH level,

cuz I become very sedimentary when I get

back to Thailand cuz it's so damn hot. I

don't feel like moving much when it's hot.

You naturally just want to stay still to

keep your body temperature down.

I'm in Thailand, for people who don't

know. Gonna be here for the next 8 months.

Yeah, people said high sodium is another

reason why your face gets bloated. So I

think my diet is not good. So I went to

the supermarket yesterday, bought a load

of vegetables,

and I don't know,

it's not that I've not been eating

vegetables. I have. It's just I've been

eating the same kind of vegetables, Like

onions, mushrooms.

I need to eat cru— what's it called?

Cruciferous vegetables, like green stuff,

broccoli, celery.

I do go to the gym, but I just do

weightlifting. I don't do cardio. The

cycling was really good in Japan. I

noticed my belly and my face got a lot

slimmer. But now I'm back in Thailand,

I'm not doing cycling. No way. I could do

cycling in the gym, but I don't really

want to. I might go swimming.

I also feel very tired, low on energy.

Every day I just feel tired. I wake up, I

feel tired. Midday I feel tired.

In the evening I feel tired. I just want

to go to sleep. It has to be something

with my diet. Also, interestingly, when my

sister came to Thailand, she also got the

hand thing. She said she was getting these

little bumps on her hand, and I said,

that's what I got. If you stayed for a few

weeks, it'd probably start blistering and

going flaky and itchy. So I think me and

my sister have some kind of genetic thing

where we get these itchy hand blisters in

Thailand. I don't know what causes it.

Maybe it's the water. Maybe it's like the

sweating and the heat.

I do feel very— it's

like my mind is not sharp when I'm in

Thailand, and I don't know why because

it's not that hot in my apartment, but

still I just, I feel oily and sweaty and

tired all the time.

I don't feel this way back home in

England. In England, I feel sharp and

awake.

It's probably like 18 degrees in my

apartment, maybe around 20.

So what do you think is going on mentally

with Chihiro? Why does she set her videos

back to public and disable comments? What

is the point? Does she want to be a

YouTuber or not? She seems

like she wants to be a YouTuber. That's

why she made the videos in the first

place. But then she hasn't made any videos

in over a year, and then she set half the

channel to private, and then she disabled

the comments. None of it makes any sense.

What is she trying to do? Like, what is

the goal?

If you want to be a YouTuber, you got to

make some freaking videos, not just make a

couple and then disappear for a year.

Very strange behavior.

Can't believe you fell off. Yeah, I miss

it too. I miss the days when people

cared so much about what I was up to and

my videos would get like 30k views. Just

about my private personal life.

It is the thing that makes me the most

sad. But what can I do? People don't care

I'm still doing weird, wacky, interesting

stuff like I've always done. Living in

Thailand, got a new girlfriend. I don't

know how people can say, oh, I'm boring

now, but I can,

I can sense the interest is not there

anymore. That's why I don't bother making

videos anymore.

I'll do the streams for the loyal viewers,

but it's not like how it used to be when I

do like, oh, life update, I'm here now,

and then it would get 30K views. And then

it was just full of comments saying stuff

like, Daniel's life goes nowhere.

Daniel's going to be 40 and realize he

wasted, you know, all of the armchair

psychologist comments have kind of

disappeared. But what

can I do? I can only talk about my

divorce, my new girlfriend so many times.

I've already talked about it like 20

They're all gone, you know, that 20K+

people.

I miss— what would you call it— like

that feeling of being a YouTube

star, I guess you could say. It doesn't

hit the same when you only get 4K views.

It's like you were used to a certain level

and I was used to something like 30, 40K

views. Going from that, it's like I lost

90%. Going from that down

to 4K views just doesn't hit the same.

It just feels meaningless.

So, you know, I pivoted towards troll

gaming reviews, which gets me the views I

used to get, but it doesn't hit the same,

you know, it doesn't feel the same. Even

if I see the 30k views, it's nice and

everything, but I

don't know, there's no reaction from

people towards me on a personal level.

So all they're talking about is a stupid

video game, which I don't give a shit

about.

Seems like most of my viewers I managed

to get were from me baiting the armchair

psychologists. I don't know if they just

kind of gave up or got fed up. Or realized

I was baiting them, but they seem to be

mostly gone now, which kind

of sucks.

They were annoying, but they were like my

main source of income.

They pissed me off cuz they kept telling

me to like get a job and Go study this

when you should know by now my dream

job is to do this. I want to be a streamer

and be a YouTuber. That's my dream job. I

don't want to do anything else. This is

what I want to do. And they kept telling

me to stop doing it and do something else.

Didn't it ever click with you that this is

what I want to do? This is what I'm into.

This is what I'm interested in and

passionate about. Okay, maybe I suck

at it, hence the low

views, because I suck at making good

content. But this is what I'm into. It's

what I— this is what I care about.

Don't want to go to school and get a

stupid job, but that's what they kept

telling me to do. They just didn't get it.

That's why I hated them. They didn't

understand my dream.

They kept telling me to give up, get a

job. That's what angered me.

Anyway, I am going back to school. Gonna

start next month. I have to learn Thai

now. If I want to stay in Thailand, I

gotta learn Thai. To get a visa.

They wanted you to better yourself.

Yeah, but I

just felt like they were nagging me all

the time.

I am bettering myself. I go to the gym, I

exercise, I research about food, trying to

improve my diet,

research about how to get my views up on

YouTube. I don't know why they think I'm

not bettering my— I've always been

bettering myself,

just not in ways that they care about or

I try to improve my drawings. I try to

make videos with different

ideas and stuff. I don't know at what

point in my life can you say I've not

tried to better myself. I've always tried

doing new things. I tried making a game

and I tried to learn coding and I learned

to drive and I brushed up on my Japanese

skills and I Practice my cooking. I don't

know what they're talking about, not

bettering myself. What they think— they

honestly think I just sit around playing

video games all day, wanking and stuff.

But they don't— they don't listen. They

don't care. They think my whole life is

what they see in these 8-minute videos.

They're so stupid. I can't get, get around

how dumb they are.

It's like if it doesn't happen in a video,

then they just assume it never happens.

Oh, we never see you go outside, so we

just gonna assume you never go outside.

Even in Japan, they kept saying, you, you

go to Japan, you never go out and explore

the country. When I literally traveled

almost every week and went out every day.

I just didn't film it all the time.

I'm not going to film myself going, going

to the supermarket.

Those comments, they say, oh, Daniel goes

to a new country and just films and just

sits in the hotel room all day long.

Those comments used to piss me off so much

because I would go out and explore.

I just didn't film it because

I'm not a travel channel.

So then I started filming it and

accidentally killed the channel because

turns out no one cared about my travel

I only just made them to prove a point.

People would say stuff like, oh, I visited

Japan last week and I saw more stuff than

Daniel's seen and he's been there for like

2 years. And then they say, oh,

I went to the temple in Kyoto

and Osaka Castle. I've already been to all

these places like 10 years ago. I've been

to every place you can name tourist-wise,

like tourist attraction-wise in Osaka and

Kansai. I've already been to these places

ages ago.

Did I gain weight or is my shirt giving

you beer belly? It's just my shirt.

Is it my shirt? It's because I'm like

slightly— maybe my belly is a bit fat. I

don't know why.

Okay, my belly's a little bit fat.

Every time I come back to Thailand, my

belly gets fat. I I don't know why.

Last night I had a salad, like a

supermarket salad where you pick your own

stuff, and I put beans,

kidney beans, lettuce, cucumber, peppers.

One guy said in comments when I make this

sound, it pisses him off, so I'm going to

do it more now. He said, stop doing the

Annoying popping lip sounds when you don't

talk. That's just the sound I make when

I'm thinking. Get over it.

It's just bloated. Yeah, I bought some

cucumbers. I read that cucumbers are

diuretic and they reduce bloatedness.

The sound is annoying. Why?

What's so annoying about it? It's just

like bubble popping sound.

Drink more water. I try, but then I end up

going to the toilet every hour.

It's annoying.

I'm going to try and make more salads.

I'm going to pan fry the kale so it goes a

bit crispy, and then I'm going to chop up

all the celery, cucumber, make it into a—

might make like a big pot of salad. The

annoying thing is we buy meat and then we

forget to eat it. I had to chuck out a

load of chicken because it was so smelly.

Smelled like parts. Bought chicken

drumsticks last week, and because my

sister came and we had dinner with them

for 2 nights, means I didn't get to cook

it in time. It went off and I took it out

the freezer thinking I was going to cook

Just feels like in Thailand you constantly

have this battle of trying not to get

diarrhea. I've had such bad poops.

My sister got food poisoning. What is

wrong with this place? It's like you're

constantly trying to stay healthy. I never

had to put so much effort into not having

diarrhea and not getting fat when I was in

England. There's something about this

country. It just seems very hostile to

people's bodies.

Now watching the Ice India streams, they

all seem to be suffering too. Ice hasn't

been able to have a good poop in days.

They all look like they're sick.

What is it with these places? Is it the

climate or is it the infrastructure?

Maybe humans are just not supposed to be

in these places.

I think I need more fruit and more

roughage, more green stuff. I bought

granola too.

Been spending so much money on shopping.

We went shopping on Tuesday, spent like

£60. Then we went shopping again

yesterday. No, I went— I

spent £30 on Tuesday and another £30

yesterday. The fridge is stuffed.

I don't want to go shopping for another

week. I need to eat all this stuff.

And then, oh my God, we've got pizza

because we went to a pizza place and there

was too much food. Now I'm probably gonna

get diarrhea again because I'm gonna eat

the pizza today. It's all just oily and

grease. I need to

eat it. It's a waste if I don't eat it.

So plans for the near future.

I don't know what to do this weekend. My

girlfriend asked me if I want to go

somewhere. I don't know. Where to go.

Feeling lazy. Her driving has

been annoying me recently. I keep needing

to tell her to drive properly. She, she

won't drive normally like a normal person.

I feel like I'm a nagging backseat driver,

which I didn't want to become.

But I feel, I feel like she needs some

driving lessons because her driving is

just— I don't know why she accelerates

into a queue of traffic that's not moving.

My teacher would say, foot off the gas

and just roll up to the stopped queue of

traffic. Why would you accelerate into it?

So, and then harshly brake. And then I'm

like, whoa, like that. We do that

like 3 times every car trip.

Shouldn't be harshly braking at all.

But if she's been driving like that since

she was a teenager, then there's just no

way she's going to stop. She has learned

all of the bad habits that you shouldn't

have. To unlearn these bad habits, And she

doesn't seem to want to unlearn the bad

habits. I'm like a nagging backseat

driver now, but I feel scared when

we drive. I'm always checking in the

mirrors and I'm super alert because the

minute I look down and take my gaze off

the road and I start looking at my phone,

something happens. Like we nearly drive

into a tuk-tuk or something.

I cannot relax when we're driving.

I'm like super on edge, on the edge of my

seat. I don't know if I would

be able to do a better job at driving.

Maybe it is just really hard.

Why don't you drive? Yeah, sometimes I do

think about it, but I'm scared. What if

the police stop us? I don't think the

police would because the police don't seem

to do anything in Thailand. We were doing

triple the speed limit in front of a

police car. They don't care because

everyone's breaking the speed limit.

They have like 30-40 kilometers per hour

speed limit signs, and I swear everyone's

doing like 80.

I'm thinking of renting a car in the UK

because I'm thinking maybe we go back to

the UK for Christmas and you can actually

rent a Tesla for like £300 for a

week or 8 days. That's not a bad price. I

could finally drive a Tesla. It's like my

dream. I'm thinking

it would be better than using public

transport. I don't know if the UK is still

striking with the trains, but that really

pisses me off. I was trying to

get around to go on dates and stuff last

year, and the stupid National Train

Service kept going on strike,

and I had to cancel some dates. I heard

they're still going on strike. The stupid

UK, always with the damn strikes.

And then if I'm going to take her around,

the trains are going to cost like £20,

£30 anyway. And you might as well just

rent a car. It's going to cost £20, £30 a

day if you rent a car. Then we can go

anywhere.

Can pick it up at the airport. Plus it'll

be kind of exciting. I'm a bit nervous

though because I haven't driven in almost

a year now.

I think it'd be fun to make a little vlog

too.

Do not buy a Tesla Model 3, they suck.

Pretend I own it or something. I don't

know why Putting the words do not buy in

front of random things gets views.

I've done do not buy with the Switch, the

Steam Deck, trending video games,

cameras. It gets views for

some reason. It's so dumb.

I just spam do not buy videos on anything

I buy now and it gets views. I got 75,000

views on my do not buy Insta360 camera and

it made like $300. The do not buy the

Steam Deck, I got— I made a couple do not

buy Steam Deck videos and in total it made

like a million views. Do not buy Switch

OLED made me nearly $800. People are so

stupid. They love clicking on this stuff.

And the algorithm pushes it out.

It's like a magic formula of

words.

And then I just say the dumbest stuff

like, oh, I don't like the Steam Deck

because it's too heavy and it hurts my

little finger. And people think I'm being

serious. How dumb are people on

this website? Never ceases

to amaze me. Look at the rage comments on

my new Zelda video. They think I'm being

serious. Oh my God,

I didn't want to have to resort to this,

but the

views are so good. 33,000 views. Oh, it's

nearly at 34,000 views now.

My second channel, the entire thing is

just do not buy, do not buy, do not buy.

There's another guy that does it too.

Michael Does Life. He does don't buy and

he does better than me sometimes. Like

his, um, don't buy Jedi

Survivor, he got like 70K views.

This makes me think, why bother make

proper videos?

What is the point of even doing it

properly anymore?

Who cares about building a fan base or

whatever?

Yeah, ideally it would be better to have a

fan base who love me, give me donos and

stuff, but that's hard. How do you build

a fan base? I don't know. You got to be

likable and genuine and relatable.

So you need a video that shows how likable

and great you are to go viral.

A short, short 10-minute video that can

get people introduced into who you are.

But it has to go viral, otherwise it's not

going to work. And people have to feel

a connection with you,

which you're not going to get with the

troll reviews. So there's nothing to

connect to. Ideally, I'd do like

another super relatable video, goes viral,

and then people are like, oh my God, I

love you, Daniel. But I can't do it.

I'm so jaded and bitter. About YouTube.

All I can project is hate and my anger.

I'm like an angry YouTuber who's jaded.

I'm so angry. I don't even know how to put

it into words. I'm so bitter and jaded

that my YouTube career flopped and

my brand flopped, like Brand Daniel.

I'm so angry, full of hatred.

The one thing I really wanted was like a

big fan base. Kind of blew it,

didn't I? It's hard maintaining

a fan base because you have to keep

putting out good stuff. What happens when

you just run out of ideas?

Because I honestly ran out of ideas and

had no idea what else to do creative

content-wise.

Oh, thanks, Blood. Yeah, all I can do is

express my bitterness, but that's not

gonna grow any love for me.

It's just gonna make new people think,

wow, I hate this guy. Why is he so angry

all the time?

Bitter Danny, gotta go. Have a good

stream. Have a nice day. See you later.

Blood bucket. Why not just do a different

career? Because this is what I want to do.

I want to be a streamer. I want to be a

famous YouTuber.

This is my calling in life. This is what

I'm supposed to do.

Do I actually do YouTube full-time? Yes,

it's my full-time, what I do for a living.

I don't make money doing anything else.

Okay, I make a bit of money from the stock

market, but not much.

I mean, I get some dividend payments every

few months, but it's like Probably not

even $100.

Gameranx does Before You Buy.

Yeah, Before You Buy has a similar effect

as Do Not Buy because it kind of Hooks

someone who's thinking of buying this

thing and goes, makes them go, oh wait, I

should watch this video before I buy this

thing I'm going to buy. But it's less

negative than do not buy. It's like

warning before you buy. Got some

things to tell you. But his videos are

actually good and the things he says make

sense. Mine are like, This game sucks

because Link doesn't talk and just pisses

people off. It doesn't actually help

people. If I could make the video helpful,

then it might actually convert people into

longtime viewers. But I don't know, how

could I help people with

a do not buy video?

I've got nothing insightful to say about

it. Yeah, it's like Breath of the Wild.

So if you like Breath of the Wild, then

you're going to like this too.

I need to make the video 10 minutes or 8

minutes full of points. It's hard to make

points when you just say, yeah, it's all

okay, I guess. If you like the first one,

you'll like this. It's not even 10

seconds. I need to make multiple points

where I elaborate about it.

It's like the more I drink, the more

thirsty I get.

You don't plan out your videos? Not

really. I just think, okay, what can I

criticize? Ramble for a few minutes. Oh,

I know, the graphics. The graphics are not

up to my standards. They look rubbish.

It's really hard. You don't know how hard

it is to talk about something for 8

minutes when you've got really nothing to

say about it substantial.

8 minutes is a long time.

Oh, my tongue's killing me. So hard to

talk. Today's gonna be torture.

This stupid ulcer. This Bonjela cream does

not help. Getting cuts

or ulcers in your mouth is the worst thing

ever. Stupid tongue.

The mouth is a dangerous place.

Think about it.

The mouth is probably, as a human

being, the most weaponized

area of your body is probably your mouth

and your biting power. These sharp,

jagged rocks inside of your mouth can do

some real damage. And then the idiot who

designed the human body decided, oh,

let's put a tongue in there that's really

soft and vulnerable and can get easily

bitten by these jagged, sharp rocks.

Yeah, great idea. Now I'll keep

accidentally biting it.

At least make it out of some tough

material. A stupid tongue is so soft.

Hate my tongue.

The human body is so dumb.

Like, you get a cut and then it swells up,

making it easier to bite the same place

again because now it's swollen.

Pain is so dumb. Okay, I get it. I've got

a wound there. I don't need you to keep

telling me with this pain. I, I know.

So let me get on with my day, please.

I need to be able to talk.

Can't I just switch off the pain?

It's so painful.

Right under the side of my tongue. And to

make certain words, I need to move my

I think it might be like a lack of

vitamins too. And my

girlfriend got me these.

Zinc supplements randomly.

I didn't ask for it. She just got me some

zinc supplements and I Googled what is

zinc good for and it says it's good for

sperm mobility. What's she trying to do?

What's she saying?

I'm trying to mobilize my

My sperm is lazy like me, doesn't want to

do anything.

The worst thing as a YouTuber is when you

get something in your mouth that makes it

hard to talk, because I need to talk. I

make my money from talking. If I can't

talk, it makes my job really hard.

You don't make money? Tell that

to HMRC. I wish that's what they thought.

Tell that to the taxman. They keep

asking me for money.

Stupid tax.

Last year I was paying like £200 a month

installments of tax.

Did you see when Sus arrived in Nepal?

Yeah, it was wholesome. I saw Ice meet

up with the rest of them after the bus

trip. Seems like Ice genuinely likes

Sus. He seemed genuinely

excited to see Sus again.

Why aren't you on Kick? I don't know. I

saw the leeches go to Kick and get loads

of viewers. Like, Sam Pepper was only

getting 200 viewers on YouTube when he was

doing his Thailand streams. Now he gets

like 2,000, 4,000. Homeless was only

getting like 100 viewers on YouTube. Now

he gets like 500 or 800. Where are

all these viewers coming from? Ice was

only getting 2,000, 3,000 on YouTube. Now

he gets like 10,000 on Kick.

I don't think I'd have the same effects

because I'm not part of that sphere.

I would have to be a part of those

streamers and like be there too to get

some of— it's all Ice's community though.

I think it's like a pool of 10,000 people.

When Ice goes off, half of them go over to

the other streamers like Sam.

And I saw people found out who Homeless

is. Looks like the secret's out

the bag now. He was in a show called

Supernanny when he was a kid. The Ice IP2

people found out who he is and doxxed him.

Apparently his name is River McKeever.

River McKeever. And the McKeever family

were on this reality show back in 2008

called Supernanny. And then the whole

family was in it. Apparently that's his

dad and his mum.

So everyone calls him River now in the

comments. I wonder why he was so

embarrassed. I guess it is kind of

embarrassing. Your parents put you on TV

when you were a kid.

Must have been pretty embarrassing. I

don't know how I would feel because you

were just a kid. No one can really blame

you. I don't think I'd be embarrassed

if you guys saw me as an 8-year-old kid

screaming and having tantrums because I

was a dumb kid. So what? Who cares? Yeah,

as a kid, I used to scream and fight with

my sister and cry, and I was a little

brat. I don't know how I'd

feel if my parents put me on TV. It's like

they humiliated me on TV so they could

make a quick buck. Maybe I would have some

resentment towards them if that happened

to me. Maybe that's how he feels. I don't

know. I don't think I'd be— I wouldn't

hide it. I mean, I'd be sitting here

bragging about it. I'd be like, hey guys,

look, I was on this show when I was a kid.

I'd probably bring it up on, on the screen

and show it to you.

I think it's funny, honestly. If it was

me, I'd watch it with you guys live

together. I think it'd be pretty funny.

Super Nanny's a fake show, I think, so I

had to sign NDA.

Yeah, I don't know why he's scared of

people finding out about it. Either he's

super embarrassed and humiliated about it,

or there's like legal things that

he could get in trouble. So he could get

legally in big trouble if he talks about

it. So maybe that's why he's not talking

about it. Either he's scared for his life.

Or scared in a legal way, or he's just

embarrassed. Could be the legal thing,

like he could be sued big time. I don't

know, it's weird.

I wonder how much money he made from it.

He was also in some TV commercials.

I don't know how much a TV commercial is

going to pay a kid. I heard you get

royalties, but that was ages ago. Surely

they wouldn't pay more than a couple

thousand dollars. I don't know, I have no

idea about how much TV pays a child actor.

How much do you think Jake Lloyd got paid

for being Anakin in Phantom Menace?

Probably like $20K, I don't know.

And then maybe he'll get some royalties.

Who's gonna watch me on Kick? I've got a

A dead viewership on YouTube. I got no

content. There's like no point watching me

at this point. I just sit here talking all

At least all these other leeches kind of

have some kind of content where they're

all beefing with each other.

And I won't get any ads on Kick. There's

no ads. So I would need people to

subscribe to me for $5 to

make any money. What were

you doing before YouTube? I was working in

a petrol station or a gas station doing

night shift.

Barely anyone wanted to come to Twitch.

No one's going to want to come to some

weird shady website. The only reason I

would go to Kick is to

grow a new audience on Kick, and maybe

there's a better chance of growing on

Kick. There's zero chance on YouTube.

And people don't even know what Kick is

here.

I want to stream on Twitch tomorrow. I'm

going to play Zelda. I got capture card.

Zelda's pretty fun actually. You can make

these random contraptions using the

levitate ability, and you can attach

things together. You can make— people make

all kinds of weird engines and stuff. I

made this thing where a wheel spins around

and I attached sticks to it and a weapon

on the end, and it spins around hitting

anything that comes close.

Could make hoverboards, helicopters using

the fans and the jets and stuff.

Well, I need to make like $5 on Twitch so

I get the money. Because on Twitch you

need to make a minimum of $50 to get the

payout. And my current balance is like

$45. So they're not sending me my money

until I get over $50. So I need to make

like $5.

Yeah, the good thing about Kick is if

someone subs to me for $5, I get 90% of

it. On YouTube, YouTube takes like 40 or

30% of my donations.

But YouTube gives me ad revenue, which is

I need, I need to get the ice community to

watch me, but they won't watch me if this

is what I do. I need to do IRL and be like

part of the gang go there, which you all

know I don't want to because I don't like

these weirdos. I like watching them

because it's funny, but I wouldn't want to

be there.

And then imagine having to go hop from

hotel to hotel in India and Nepal. I hate

doing that. I'm a very lazy person.

I don't like traveling. I like

settling down and being in a nice comfy

apartment.

It's a lot of work. That's why I came

running back to Thailand. Why do you think

I ditched everything in Japan and came

running on the first flight back, back to

Thailand? Because I hated the lifestyle in

Japan, going from hotel to hotel. And

that's what would have happened. I can't

get an apartment because I'm not Japanese.

I'm not rich enough to get a nice place.

I'd just be living in the slum hotel,

hopping from capsule hotel to youth

hostel, still wasting like thousands a

month because even youth hostels and

dormitories would cost like $700 a month.

My apartment in Thailand is not even $300

a month and it's freaking huge. Has a

swimming pool, a gym, a kitchen, a

bedroom, privacy. It's in a nice place for

$300 a month. You can't even get a

dormitory for $300 a month in Japan. You

think I want to stay in Japan spending

like $1,500 a month on shitty hotels?

Being lonely, cycling all day? No thanks.

I was exhausted.

Yeah, it sucks because I make less money

because people are bored, but I'd rather

just make less money, have an easier life,

and just clickbait some you know, Zelda

videos or whatever, than do the whole

vagabond IRL streamer thing.

Plus I gotta pay $100 a month for this

stupid server. I canceled that now. I

canceled Speedify, canceled all my SIMs.

I was paying like $150 a month for all

these SIMs and streaming server services.

So I can get disconnect protection.

I just want a nice place to live that's

affordable. I don't want to live in

hotels. It's a horrible way to live.

It's expensive. It's uncomfortable. It's

like 90% of the time you're just worrying

about where you're going to stay the next

week, and then you don't have any time to

focus on things you actually care about,

like gaming, tech, my art.

That's what I want to focus on. Not, oh,

what hotel am I going to stay at next

week? Oh, I need to find like a cheap,

crappy hotel. That's not a way to live.

That's like surviving, not living.

I bought some art— what's the word?

Art equipment yesterday. I'll show it to

you later. I got a canvas, you know,

what's it called? An easel, like a wooden

thing where you put the paper on. I'm

gonna become Bob Ross. Bob Ross art coming

soon. If you're on my Instagram, you might

have seen my new artwork.

So yesterday my girlfriend randomly took

me to this cafe, like a cat cafe,

and they also had paint.

Paper, and we were just painting. It was

my first time— it was acrylic paint, I

think, not water paint. It was my first

time using paint to do art, and it was

pretty fun. I'll show you what I drew.

Where is it? I think it's in her bag.

I painted this,

and I found it quite relaxing actually,

and fun. And we went to the art store

after we left the cafe, and we bought some

art stuff.

Would you consider doing art commissions?

Oh, thanks, Gerbert. Uh, maybe.

Maybe I'll do some painting on the stream,

and then if you want to buy the finished

piece, you can like PayPal me $30 and then

send me your address, and I'll sign it.

Get an original piece of Daniel art.

I think I feel like it's more satisfying

than doing digital art because you're

using actual physical material

to make an image.

But it's hard because if you make a

mistake, it's hard to fix it. And I

cheat a lot with my iPad because I'll mess

up the face. I'll just use the lasso tool

and then make it bigger or smaller or

stretch it or something to make it look

good. I can't draw a good face.