dreaming of my ex wife - sleep stream [eSrXmYVeN64]

Don't sleep.

No, I'm tired.

It's 11 PM.

Need to get my beauty sleep.

What would I dream of tonight?

Daniel, how are you?

I'm sleepy.

Had a hard day today.

Cycling, gym, KFC,

but at least I didn't get shouted at by an

old man.

I accidentally subbed to you.

How can you accidentally sub to someone?

What?

There are more black people living in

London than there are whites.

Weird tweet.

Did I miss anything today?

You missed me go to KFC and ride a

bicycle.

Missed all the action.

Oh, the last stream got demonetized.

Why?

Yellow dollar sign.

Maybe it's being checked.

I don't know.

Tomorrow I'm gonna do laundry,

uh, maybe get a massage.

Well, it's raining until 5 AM.

Friday

is gonna be

Raining all day.

What are we gonna do when it's raining all

day?

Hide in my room.

Maybe I'll just sleep all day.

I've got to pack.

I need to pack my bag, book a new hotel.

Don't know what to do.

I'm gonna brush my teeth.

That

bad?

Okay, ready to sleep.

Oh, thanks, Ed.

Rather watch a tree grow.

Would you rather watch a tree grow or a

Negro grow?

Is that racist?

Okay, I finished.

All of the quests for today.

Daniel is a noob.

What?

I made £1,500 over the last year,

actually.

Uh, £1,384.

That's my stocks.

My portfolio has not moved.

It's just a flatline.

It's like it— it's like it's dead.

Why do I quit OnlyFans?

I haven't.

I just haven't gotten around to editing

the new video.

I have a new video.

I need to edit it.

Not coughing too much recently.

Nearly better.

Okay, I can go to bed.

Busy day tomorrow.

My sunburn's itchy.

Is that normal?

Girlfriend update.

I just phoned her and she said she misses

me.

Okay, see you in the morning.

Good night.

Sleep, laptop.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Look.

Mm-hmm.

Oh

my God.

Oh,

fell asleep again.

Woke up at half 8.

I thought I was gonna get up.

My whole body aches.

I

guess going to the gym

did a good workout.

Legs ache,

this part aches.

Oh,

well.

Why does it look weird?

It gets choppy.

Is it choppy?

My

coffee.

It

says it's raining all day.

Rain,

rain

until 6 PM.

Message the Kringle.

Good morning.

Packed it with rollers.

It was a continuous process until the last

layer, the surface layer, was finished,

which was composed of carefully selected

materials of the highest quality.

On its surface moved the traffic of carts

and draft animals.

The final geometry of the road had

slightly sloping sides to allow rainwater

to be drained outwards and away from the

road.

And a relevant fact recently discovered:

about 20 meters from the road on both

sides sites, ditches were placed to

prevent access to the road from

unauthorized vehicles.

These ditches, the existence of which have

only recently been discovered, also

increased the visibilities of one's

peripheral view, avoiding any surprise

from wild animals, and they also made life

difficult for possible highway robbers.

Because to fill the gaps.

Finally, the surface layer, a mixture of

gravel, sand, and clay, was added until a

solid base was found.

Then on this base, the curbs were placed

up.

First, a wide area would be deforested in

order to clear all vegetation.

Then, in the strip where the track had

been projected, the topsoil would be

removed until a solid base was found.

Then on this base, the curbs were placed

appropriate to the chosen width for the

road.

Large stones were placed between the curbs

to serve as foundations.

And on top of them, smaller stone layers,

all mixed up with fine aggregates to fill

the gaps.

Finally, the surface layer, a mixture of

gravel, sand, and clay, was added.

Tipper carts moved along the already

compacted layers to deposit the material

for the next layer.

Mm-hmm.

After tipping out heaps of material, it

had to be spread out with planks, water

from barrels, and finally compacted with

rollers.

It was a continuous process until the last

layer, the surface layer, was finished,

which was composed of

Romans, so clever.

Who invented roads?

Building a road must be so boring.

Miles of miles of miles

laying material.

Is it raining now?

I don't see any rain.

Oh yeah,

just a tiny bit.

I thought it'd be pouring down.

Can you get a room massage?

I think I can.

A cat cafe woman.

Look at all the cats.

She'll look better with dark hair though,

and if she let her hair down.

Why do cats so desperately want to whack

things that move?

That little kick stretch they do is so

funny.

Look at him stiffing the camera.

That's funny.

Look at that.

That'll be such a good screenshot.

That'll be such a good thumbnail like

this.

Hmm.

I don't know if a massage would feel good

when your muscles are aching.

It's like they'll be pressing it.

When it's aching.

I hope the laundry doesn't take long

because I need to pack today.

They have a drying machine,

so it should dry straight away anyway.

Maybe I'll go down, do laundry, come

straight back up, and then we just wait

here for half an hour, or we wait down

there.

I don't think the signal's good down

there.

I'd rather just wait here.

What's happening?

Pude Pa, $417, 212K views.

Wow.

Oh, that is poop.

啊，好。

Legendary Zelda.

As an avid fan of Zelda, I just knew I had

to Play this game.

When is it coming out?

It looks like the first one.

Looks like the same enemies, stupid robot

golem things.

I see a big rock on a stick.

Oh, you can make weapons out of anything.

Oh, you can shoot anything with the bow.

I wonder if I should buy it.

It's probably gonna be like $60.

That means I need to get— I need at least

30,000 to 40,000 views to break even.

Bit of a gamble.

I wish, I wish there was a demo.

It's hard to critique a game unless you

actually play it.

Uh, May 12th.

Hmm, interesting.

So I guess May would be a good time to go

back to Thailand,

focus on some videos.

Yeah, new Zelda game.

How was your dream?

I forgot what I dreamt about.

What did I dream about?

I have no memory.

Ah, shit,

I had mobile data on the whole night.

Oh crap, I hope that wasn't using data and

it was using the hotel Wi-Fi.

I think I've used 10 gigabytes of the SIM

card so far.

When did I buy it?

40 gigabytes left.

The SIM card's pretty good though.

Since I got the SIM card, it rarely ever

Fs.

Like at Osaka Castle, it was Fing a lot,

and then I put the SIM card on and it was

fine.

If you get like 3 of those, plug it into

the live view.

You'd have pretty damn good connection.

Chris hasn't made a video in a while.

I haven't seen this.

Did I see it?

Biggest hot spring

abandoned ghost town.

Maybe I'll copy Chris.

I don't even know if you get stream

connection going to a place like this.

Why does he keep making that face like

this?

What is that face?

Yeah, he'll do this face

like that.

What's that face?

He bares his upper teeth a lot when he

speaks like this.

Chris is funny.

Oh, this— oh, they scoop those noodles out

of that bamboo gutter.

Weird.

Wow, the Insta360 looks cool when you're

driving a car.

Look at that, it's like a GTA game.

That looks scary.

Damn, that forest looks cool.

It looks like Sons of the Forest forest.

Abandoned house.

That looks creepy.

Who would live there?

Why would you build a random house in the

forest?

It looks like that game Sekiro.

Shrimp.

I went to Beppu.

Did they meet Dogen?

I went to Beppu to get tested for

chlamydia.

Didn't go to hot springs.

Dogen looks like a cancer patient with his

shaved head.

Actually, I can't next time I come to

Japan.

I feel like I'm stuck in Osaka because of

the bicycle.

Oh my God,

my whole body is aching for the last 2

weeks because of the non-stop biking.

Check my Steam.

I keep getting porn games on my Steam.

I need to hide it.

Nothing.

Make a video like Chris.

I don't know how to—

how would I make a video like him?

I need a sidekick like Connor and then

some catchy music.

I have to pretend to be like a TV

presenter.

Hey guys, today we're at the hot springs

with my friend Jimbo.

My channel is about trying to figure out

what to do in life.

Without going bankrupt.

It's a money management channel and

trying to figure out what to do with my

stupid life.

Basically all my moves in life revolve

around women.

I

don't know if that clip of this stupid old

man made any money.

Where is it?

Probably made like $2.

Oh, I made $4!

Breakfast is on you, stupid old man.

Thanks for the 4 bucks.

Suck on it.

That means it made About $1.20 per

thousand views.

$5 CPM.

That's so shit.

Not good day.

I'm

able to upload the, the policeman trying

to take my bike.

I can pretend it's a policeman to make it

more interesting.

Well, maybe security guard is interesting

too.

People would believe he's a policeman

because he looks like one.

Okay, I need to find a new hotel today.

Let's have a look.

How about Saturday to Monday?

And then next week I'm gonna book a secret

hotel near the airport.

So I'm close by it.

I do not want dormitories, thank you very

much.

4 out of 10, 3 reviews disappointing.

Ah,

expensive.

Who was annoyed?

Not going on about the old man, just

checking how much the video made.

Would I feel alone if Sabrina gets

married?

No.

Why would I feel alone?

We don't talk much anyway.

I wanted to stay in first cabin because

it's interesting.

Fukushima.

Damn, it's expensive this weekend.

Da da da da da.

Da da da da.

Good morning, Daniel.

This is Mummy.

Make the most of your hikikomori day.

Price

0 to 50.

Oh, thanks, bud.

Make the most of your Higgy Komori day.

Okay.

Oh, thanks, stranger.

Click again.

In-room massage.

You really want me to get the room

massage?

For an in-room massage?

Yeah, I'm banned on Airbnb.

I don't think Airbnb would be cheaper

though.

Why do they show me rooms that are not

available?

Oh my God, there's none.

They all disappeared.

It's what happens when you book last

minute.

No results.

Hmm,

Henna Hotel.

The hell is this?

It's got dinosaurs in it.

Dinosaurs?

Well, there's no dinosaurs.

What's hen about this?

It's got dinosaurs at the check-in.

Why?

Henna Hotel.

Ice.

I'm trying to find a cheap hotel.

Oh my God, £200 for 2 nights.

Everywhere is £200.

The hell?

Hmm, I don't want

to

spend £200.

Okay, show me the dormitories.

£60,

£70,

mixed dormitory.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, why is it so expensive?

Sun Plaza too.

Not back in the slum.

Hotel Shinimamiya, £69.

Looks okay, I guess.

It's got a

shower.

Why do you book such short stays?

Uh, because I want to move around.

Oh, oh,

oh.

B&B Tsuruhashi, £68.

Bunk bed.

Oh, it looks cozy.

What do you think?

The only thing I'm worried about is like

loud, annoying white guys with big smelly

feet.

White guys are the worst,

like big European rowdy guys.

They're so irritating.

They snore, feet smell.

Hmm,

let me think.

Cheapest hotel is £100 a night.

There were cheaper ones last night.

There was that £100 apartment.

Should have booked that.

I'm hungry.

But hotels near the airport.

£62.

Oh,

so much cheaper.

Entire holiday home.

£200.

Never been down to Wakayama.

Never been down this bit.

Hmm.

£200?

Oh my God,

I can't book longer.

I need to go to the airport.

I need to stay a few nights at the

airport.

There's not a single cheap hotel

apart from Shin-Imamiya.

I really hate Shin Namamiya.

Why is it so crap there?

Uh, I think I'm just gonna book a £200

hotel.

Oops.

I mainly want to stay in Osaka because

I've got a date.

If it wasn't for the date, I'd go straight

to the airport.

26.

Hotel Aston Hotel,

£84.

No, I'm not leaving.

It's just I need to get a hotel near the

airport around next week for my

girlfriend.

Well, not for my girlfriend, for myself,

so I'm nearby.

Ah, shit, that won't work.

I need to book a hotel for us.

In the city and then check in by myself.

I want to be near the airport because then

I'm near the airport,

don't have to travel to the airport.

Although I think I could just check into

the hotel for us, travel down to the

airport, then travel back to the hotel and

check in before she comes.

Hotel

Aston.

Where's this?

Uh, so far it's near the Emperor's Tomb.

I could book it.

What about this one?

£50.

Single room, shared bathroom.

It's not Shin-Amamiya,

but it's in Sakai City.

£50.

Japanese-style room, £55.

I like the Japanese-style rooms.

They look cute.

Oh, look at this room.

Oh my God,

that looks depressing.

I will book this.

What happened to the stream when Tiger was

here?

I will have to pause it, I guess.

Oh, probably end the stream and then have

a bit of a break.

I wonder if that guy actually works there,

or is he just a model?

Take the photos.

I hope the shower's not like that.

There better be private showers.

Imagine sitting there on these bucket

chairs butt naked

with a bunch of guys washing your dick and

stuff.

These showers are not private.

No, it doesn't have good showers.

£49.

Hotel Horizon.

Where's the shower?

4 shower rooms.

Hmm, as long as it's a private shower

booth.

It's got a kitchen as well.

This is like a guest house.

Where is it?

This place seems okay.

It's probably got loads of white

backpackers.

Hmm, £50.

Tempting.

Japanese-style room.

Only one left.

Okay, I'm gonna book this.

Pretty good price, got shower room.

They're all booked in.

My station I used to get off to go to the

top of the Shinkansen.

嗯。

Do you earn ad revenue?

Yeah, but not much because it keeps

getting copyright claimed.

The sleep streams make the most ad revenue

because there's no music.

I mean, it's about $15, $20,

and the music keeps screwing up my

streams.

£100 at a hotel in Sakai City.

Yeah, I might as well get the £50 futon

room.

It says you

get a

hair dryer.

Where?

I don't see it.

Okay, I'll get this.

I don't want to spend £200 for an Osaka

hotel.

Another slum hotel.

Dōbutsuen is basically the station next to

the slum.

Okay, booked.

£50.

At least we didn't waste £200.

How's my stocks doing?

I need to book the hotel for me and my

girlfriend next, because if I leave it too

late, the prices are going to go up.

My stocks are

barely

even raining.

Stocks doing pretty good.

My portfolio went up nearly £900 in the

last month.

Look at this,

it went from £9,600 to £10,400.

That's nearly £900 gain.

Look, I sold Rio Tinto right at that top

bit.

See that top bit?

Because it went— it hit that top bit 3

times now.

1, 2, 3.

So I sold it there and it drops.

I think it dropped like 30%.

I don't know whether to buy back in.

They mine copper and iron and stuff.

Okay, now do I book just one hotel for me

and my girlfriend, or do I book several

and we move around?

I have a look at hotels now for me and my

girlfriend.

Can't show this.

Okay, so this until That—

2 people.

Maybe we just do a few days in Osaka and

then I take her to Tokyo.

I think she would love to see

the bullet train or something.

Hey Siri,

bullet train from Osaka to Tokyo.

Getting public transport directions from

Osaka to Tokyo.

Well, that was

not

useful.

Shinkansen Osaka to Tokyo.

Oh, $150.

Is that single or return ticket?

2 people, Osaka to Tokyo round trip.

No, the whole point of Shinkansen is to

experience the Shinkansen, not go on a

stupid bus.

$155 economy seat, first class seat $200.

$155 per seat.

Oh my God, it's $300.

Oh, $620.

Oh, okay, no Tokyo.

Damn, $300 per person.

Fuck that.

Jesus Christ.

Yeah, maybe I'll take it to Kyoto, Nara.

Oh my God, okay, let me see.

Why does it say it takes 7 hours to walk

to Nara Station from here?

What, Nara is that close?

Seriously?

I could probably bike to Nara.

I didn't realize Nara is so nearby.

It's only 50 minutes by train to Nara.

What about Kyoto?

So 1 hour to Kyoto by train.

Yeah, you can reach quite a lot of places

from Osaka.

Also Kobe.