why my love doll is better than a real woman

Hi and welcome to today's video. If you

watched my last video, which 20,000 of you

did watch, thank you very much, then you

may know that I recently purchased a

rubbery girlfriend substitute. I would

love to talk about the experience of using

one, but since I like money and I'd prefer

it if this video stayed monetized, We'll

be talking about the financial benefits of

using a rubber girlfriend instead of a,

instead of a real woman. Okay, so first of

all, if you wanted to see the actual item,

product, toy, then unfortunately I won't

be able to show you in this video either

because we're trying to keep things

family-friendly. If you would like to see

it, I have pictures up on my Instagram,

and I might be adding more pictures onto

my Instagram. Rabbits ate my family.

Okay, let's talk about money. So first of

all, how much did I spend on the product?

Well, I spent £250, and you might be

thinking, wow, that's a lot of money. And

yes, it is quite a lot of money, but when

you think about it, it's quite

cost-effective if you compare it to

alternative methods of achieving physical

pleasure. Now, before we jump into the

comparisons, There's a lot of obvious

benefits of using a rubber girlfriend.

First of all, no pregnancy, no STIs,

no bleeding, no periods, no complaining.

She doesn't say no. You can do it whenever

you want to. You don't have to worry about

being selfish. You don't have to worry

about making her cry or bleed. And you

don't have to worry about doing 5-play

either. And then once you're finished,

you can just shove her back into the

closet and then get back to whatever you

were doing. In my case, usually Rainbow

Six. So first of all, let's compare it to

your bog-standard instant Cheerios. Now

usually for me, instant Cheerios would

involve me having to go all the way up to

London and booking a hotel for the night.

And a return ticket to London on the train

costs £27. And then I also have to pay for

the hotel room, which can cost between

£100 to £150. Now it would be great

if the girl that I'm going with pays for

her half, but since we live in a society

where the man is expected to pay for

everything just because he's a man,

unfortunately usually I have to pay for

everything. So that's around £27 plus £150

for the hotel, and that's just for a

couple of times for one night. Compared to

that, I think that the rubber toy, men's

toy, rubber girlfriend version is more

cost-effective because yes, it costs a bit

more, £250, but then you get to use it as

many times as you like. Okay, so next I

would like to compare the rubber version

to paying for cereal. And in my

experience, when you pay for it, it can be

quite expensive. If you want the cereal to

be delivered directly to your room, you

have to pay around £200, plus you have to

pay for the hotel room, and you might also

have to pay for her travel expenses. So

you could be spending up to £400 just just

for one time, just for, for a 1-hour

session. And that's not very

cost-effective if you think about it. One

time, £400, or £250 for the

rubber version, and you get to use it as

many times as you like. And finally,

let's compare it to my most expensive

method of achieving physical pleasure,

and that would be flying to Japan. And we

don't really need to do any calculations

because obviously flying all the way to

Japan, just the plane ticket alone, is way

more expensive than the rubbery version.

If I stay in Japan for a few months, it's

going to cost me thousands and thousands

and thousands, usually over £2,000 at

least. And then— and

then I'm not even guaranteed to find what

I'm looking for. For example, in 2016, I

went all the way to Japan and I stayed

there for a few months. And I couldn't

find anyone. Failed completely. Couldn't

find a girlfriend, couldn't find any girls

who were up for it. The closest I got to

cereal was sniffing some girl's armpit in

my bedroom, and then she rejected me

anyway when I asked if she was up for it.

So 2016, worst year of my life ever.

I spent all of that money going to Japan,

I couldn't even find a girlfriend after 3

months. In the guest house. Complete

failure. I guess my main complaint about

my cereal doll would be the lack of legs

and the lack of a head. It also doesn't

have arms, but I don't really care about

arms. I would love it if it had— it'd be

great if it had legs as well, mainly

because of the, you know. I would love to

be able to buy one of those full-body

versions that have arms and legs and a

head. But they're just so expensive. I

think they're around £2,000. They can cost

thousands and thousands. But I'd like to

get one eventually, so I've set up a

donation goal on my Patreon, which you can

check out. I'll link it in the

description. I also make— well, I try and

make Patreon-only content, but I haven't

really made much recently. But I am trying

to make more. And if you'd like to help me

achieve my dreams of obtaining and

purchasing a fully rubberized girlfriend

complete with a head, legs and arms, then

the option of Patreon is always there for

you, and I appreciate all and any support

that I can get. Thank you very much for

watching, and I'll see you next time.

Bye! Hello and welcome to today's cooking.

Whoops, that's my address. Um, today's

going to be a little bit different. I got

a special box from HelloFresh!

Thank you HelloFresh for sponsoring

today's video. Okay, so let's open the

box. I already opened it earlier to check

what's inside, but we can open it again

together. So inside the box we have this

plastic bag which has this furry

lining inside of it, and it's quite heavy

because it's full of ice. You get these

blocks of ice Which keeps the meat nice

and cool. And in here we have the meat.

We have chicken,

more chicken,

grated hard cheese,

and this is venison. I've never had

venison before, so that's quite

interesting. See what's inside.

We have a bag

of spinach.

No, it's kale. It says kale. We have— I

think this is a butternut,

butternut thing. Looks weird, doesn't it?

Never— I've never eaten one of these,

actually. We have Panko

breadcrumbs.

Um, I'm guessing this is a weird, weird

onion. It's so hard.

Hmm, doesn't really smell like anything.

It's like a piece of wood, actually.

And then we have seeds inside. Then we

cut it in half, I guess.

Oh, it's so hard.

Oh, oh, there's not many seeds. I thought

the entire thing would be full of seeds.

So we have to scoop those out. I'll just

cut it out actually, like this.

It looks weird like

Okay, I finished chopping the butternut

squash. What's next? Get a baking tray,

drizzle with oil. Drizzle the oil on?

Should I just pour it? Oh shit,

it wasn't really a drizzle, but we

can mix it around. Pepper.

And put it into the oven. It says it's

going to take half an hour. Oh, it takes

Cheese.

They could have chopped them for me,

couldn't they? Why do I have to chop the

stupid hazelnuts?

Ugh!

Stupid hazelnuts,

making a mess.

Oh, I forgot my mixed herbs.

Eugh, it looks weird.

This smells funny. This smells like— I

don't know what it smells like.

Smells like a pig's heart. Okay, let's put

some salt.

I'll put some pepper,

a couple

more crumbs here.

The venison steaks into the pan.

Have a look. Oh, it looks

quite nice. Bit brown. Oh, it looks quite

good. It looks quite good, doesn't it?

Kale. Water.

Ah! Although I splashed water all over it.

What are those beeping sounds? Oh,

there's nuts all over the floor.

My oven has broken.

Carve that up into little pieces.

Okay,

this one's a

bit pink in the middle, but I think that's

okay. Isn't that okay? Should be okay.

Maybe it's like beef, it's supposed to be

And now I just need the blackcurrant

sauce.

That on top. And here is the finished

product. We have kale, venison in a

breadcrumb mixture, and roasted butternut

squash. Let's give it a try. First, I'll

try the butternut squash.

Mm, tastes like potato.

And then I'll try some kale.

Mmm, quite good.

And then we'll try the venison.

I'm not sure if I like it because it

smelled a bit strange.

Mmm, I don't know,

it's a bit like beef.

Tastes like beef but softer. Yeah, not

much difference with beef. It's quite

good, not too bad.

Here's another piece of venison.

Hmm.