Kick Livestreams/bad news 2025-07-15 20_05 [08048966-bad-news] 480p

Bad news, guys. Almost all my clothing has oil stains all over it, including my new white shirt. Look.

Oh no.

I should have worn the apron every time. It doesn't come out in the washing machine either. Apparently I need to rub soap into it and get baking soda, baking powder. I didn't realize— I guess it's obvious that the oil splashes, but I didn't realize it doesn't come out when you put it in the washing machine. When I fry my food, I'm getting splattered in oil, so I rubbed in some fairy liquid. My brand new shirt got oiled.

There's one.

Apparently you're supposed to do this, let it sit for 15 minutes. I don't understand why it doesn't come out in the washing machine. Surely the detergent is like a soap. I don't know if this is actually gonna work. I've got to wear the apron every time I cook, I guess. I thought it would just come out in the washing machine. Annoying. Yeah, so UPS came, took away the GoPro. Get that shit out of my house. Rubbish GoPro. Now just kind of waiting for the postwoman to come. I don't know if I want to go outside. It looks miserable. Look at the wind. Ah, times like this you really just don't want to do a 40-minute drive to go somewhere. Maybe a 10-minute drive. Times like this you really don't want to go outside, do you? But I want to test out this iPhone setup. I've got mobbling set up pretty good, I think. And I think, um, payday tomorrow, so today's the last day to make money before payday. So I increased my final payout. I think I should get like £1,100. Would be pretty good. Plus I get the £280 refund from the GoPro. Funny, I lost my black pen. I must have put it out here somewhere. That's the permanent marker. Do not want to use that. I think I put it in the drawer. Oh wait, this is a permanent marker. No, I want not the permanent marker. Oh, it's there, the white. Imagine put permanent marker on the whiteboard, it will never come off. Whiteboard marker. So I should be getting, hmm, 1050 and then 280. And then I've got 120 OnlyFans. So 3, 4, 1,450.

Yeah, okay.

I got cooking oil on my new t-shirt. Very sad.

Look.

I don't know how to get it out. I'll try rubbing dishwasher soap on it. Waiting for the postwoman. GoPro's gone out of my life. Look, this one's covered in cooking oil too. I don't know about this one. I think this one's fine. Yeah, I've got an apron, but I wasn't wearing it because I couldn't be bothered. I thought the oil stains would just wash out in the washing machine. Also, I didn't get my beer. I don't know if it's outside my house. I'm gonna wait until the neighbor— I don't know if the neighbor leaves. The neighbor never seems to go out. Doesn't he have a job? I feel trapped in my house. Weather's bad. Yeah, also that Canadian girl didn't reply to me. It's kind of strange. She lost interest already. Usually she replies straight away. I wonder if I said something. Yeah, the one that kept calling me her future husband, who was messaging me a lot, has now gone cold. Very weird. Plan for today? Hmm, I need to wait for the postwoman to pick up my hat and the magnet GoPro thingy. I don't know about going out. I want to test my iPhone, but I really don't want to go to Kit Hill again. And it's so windy. Look at this, it's not very inviting. At least it's not sunny. GoPro looks awful. Worst looking stream I've ever done. Would never use it again. Kit Hill again today? Might as well move to Kit Hill. It's annoying that everything takes like 20, 30 minutes to get to. I don't care if nobody cares. The only thing that matters is that I care. Because if I care and it's hindering my ability to stream, then it's got to go. Everything has to be designed around me wanting to stream. If there's an element making me not want to stream because it makes me look bad, then I don't want it. It's as simple as that. What you want is irrelevant. It's about what I want. I don't give a fuck about what you want. Imagine thinking I care about that. Imagine thinking I care because you care. Give me a break. It's all about what makes me feel good. I don't care if it looks better or looks worse. It's what I think looks worse and what— how it makes me feel. I don't give a shit if it looks better. To me, it looked worse, so it made me feel bad. And if it makes me feel bad, I'm not having a good time. And when I stream, I want to feel good, otherwise I won't want to do it. So it has to make me feel good to make me want to keep doing it, otherwise I'm going to start hate doing it. I'll hate doing it, and then it'll be hard. To do it, basically. So yeah, unfortunately, me first. But I have a new setup where it's stable and makes me look good, so we both win, which is the iPhone setup, which I want to test Next time. You're still claiming you're 5'7. What evidence? No, the GoPro is just not a flattering look, really. I think it'll make anyone look kind of bad. It also warps your face and makes you look weird. Hungry. I don't know what to make for lunch. Oh, wearing shoes with giant soles. Where? It's not giant. Maybe it's like an inch. But I measured myself without shoes, and I was 174 centimeters. With shoes, I'm probably like 175, 176.

Um.

Hmm, sausage and noodles.

Garlic bread.

I've already proved it before. I measured my height. I can't be bothered to keep doing it. I mean, just ask Peter. Pia's like 170. I can't remember. Pia's like 170, isn't she? And she met me and she can say that I'm taller than she is. So that's all the proof you need, isn't it? If I'm 5'7, then I'd be shorter than Pia. You got a tall girl who I've literally met before But you can just ask if you really care that much. Or people can just believe some retarded troll. Hmm, meat and fish deal. Oh, the sausage just expired a week ago. They must be really insecure about themselves. They need to desperately prove that I'm short when I'm not. They must be midgets then. They only do it because you react. Well, I've got to have something to talk about, don't I? Otherwise, what are we going to say? Oh no, my oil on my shirt. Thanks for giving me content, I guess. There's oil all over this too. But I'm not really gonna fall for the same rage bait over and over. It's boring now. Can't they find something new? Yeah, still no word from Crypt. I can't believe she just vanishes like that.

Really weird.

No word from anyone, actually. Canadian Girl gone. Got Kbug back. Okay, we got Japanese soba noodles, buckwheat with Does she not know anyone who has a passport? Like, she could have just asked any friend or relative to take a fake photo and like prepare it in advance. She didn't think very far ahead, did she? Didn't take much to capture the light, did it? I mean, why not just get the passport anyway, and then you would have it to take a photo of? And it could still be a lie. Like, you could still go— why is the sausage going weird color? Maybe I'll cook all of them. Like, you could actually just get the passport and continue the lie. To continue the joke or the lie, whatever. Unless there's some reason where she can't— like, what if she's like a criminal? Like, she's a convicted felon, she can't actually get a passport. I don't know if felons can get a passport or not. Didn't she say she went to jail?

Before.

Now maybe there's a reason why she can't actually get a passport and it's not because of money, cuz I don't see why anyone couldn't get a passport. She wanted money from you. Well, she didn't get much. She could have gotten more money if she actually got the passport or actually came. Maybe she thought she could get more money, and then when she realized she wouldn't get really any more, then she gave up on the line. That's a lot of work though. I mean, she was like in the chat all the time and very active for four months just to make a couple hundred dollars. Not really worth it, is it? Maybe she. figured out it's not really worth it and then disappeared. No, I didn't send her anything, but viewers did. She got about $150 in her PayPal. Probably spent it already. Oh, what's that in my pocket? What was that? Are these stones? Why are there little stones in my pocket?

The hell?

I have no idea how they got in there. Is Little stones. Oh, was it when I was sliding down the mountain? They must have got in my pocket because I was scared of falling over. How weird. I thought it was food. I thought it was like little dried up bits of chocolate. Little stones. Post lady's probably gonna come soon. I don't know if I go out after lunch. Could do, couldn't I? Just kind of late already. If I go out, I'd end up coming back at like five or six. Kind of late. It takes so long to boil water, doesn't it? Yeah, so if Crip's really not coming and me and K Bug are good, does she still want to come or not? Maybe we can give Crypt some time, like in a few weeks, to see if she has a reason to come back. But really, there should be nothing stopping Kbug coming now, unless she lost interest. Funny how they all lose interest. Interesting at the same time. The other Canadian girl's not really talking to me anyway anymore. All the— also, I can't speak. My mind is just numb. I'm really annoyed with all the oil in my clothing. I can't get it out. Maybe I need to get baking powder, but AI said all I'd need is washing liquid. Rub it in and then wash it under water. Oil is really annoying, isn't it? It's hydrophobic. Repels water, so it doesn't come out in the washing machine. But the washing machine has detergent, so isn't that supposed to get oil out? What if I just put washing? Why am I gonna put soap in with the washing? Yeah, I have an apron. I need to wear it. Being lazy wearing it. I thought it wouldn't matter much. I talked to my sister this morning. She keeps saying she wants to leave London because it's full of crime and people pooing on the sidewalk. I mean, the footpath. I did some testing with the Bellabox this morning. Yeah, I think it's pretty good now. Moblin, it's a really good app. I even got the chat on Moblin to work. I can't wait to Test it out. Maybe we'll have a stay inside day today and then go out tomorrow when I've got nothing to send back. Weird UPS came properly this time, but they just didn't seem to show up with the switch. Try what in Singapore? La la la la la la la la. Played some Mario Kart. Nice villages in Kent. Yeah, I said Devon and Cornwall is really nice. Don't have to stay in London, you don't have to move country. The rest of the UK is pretty nice. You just got to stay away from big towns and cities. There are lots of nice little villages. Get like a nice little village house. Kids can grow up there, have a nice countryside life, go to a nice school, don't worry about stabbings. I mean, we grew up in the countryside and we had pretty good upbringing. Sutton Valence was a very nice little village. Yeah, Sun Valley Primary School, really nice school to go to as a kid. Had a lot of good memories there. Surrounding area, I used to play with my friends in surrounding areas, messing around in the fields. I remember one time me and my friends were running through like a cornfield. And then the farmer started chasing us, and we were running through the cornfield, and we thought we escaped, but his friend or coworker, like, pincer movement, did pincer movement and caught us from the other exit. Told us off. Told us we should burn our clothing because it would be all covered in pesticide. You know, I had some We had some good times growing up in the countryside. I remember this one time there was this tractor with a trailer. My friends were sitting on the back of it and they were telling me, jump on, Daniel! And I was running to try and catch up. I couldn't catch up and jump on the back of it. We used to go to the woods and, and burn or cook toast. We'd make like a little campfire and use lighters and cook toast. I mean, imagine living in London trying to raise a family. Imagine being a kid growing up in London.

It'd be horrible.

It'd be so horrible. I don't know why you want to raise a kid in London. Like, I mean, they're having a kid in a month or two. Don't you think they should have like bought a house in the countryside already or rented one at least? So what, they're gonna raise the kid in London with all the crime and stuff and the stabbings?

Sounds weird.

Don't want to lecture or anything, but I'm just saying I would not want to raise my kid in London. Yeah, but they both work online, so they don't need a job. They don't need a job in London. They both work online, so Don't see why they can't move out of London. Sounds like someone really likes London for some weird reason and doesn't like the countryside.

Mm-hmm.

It's probably about networking. Hard to network in the countryside, but then all the people that are important, places of power that can get you higher up in life, will be in London. But you can just take a train or, I don't know, drive into London and meet them. Why would you want to live in London? Oh no, what was that? I wonder if it tastes better if I make it cold.

Spring onions.

I do like my raw spring onions. Apparently people found Moon's Instagram. They're saying she looks like a, uh, T-word. Maybe that's why Wallamo clicked with her so much. Do you think she is one? I don't know, she never sent me nudes. Whenever I asked for nudes, she would always say some excuse. Now I'm kind of suspicious. It's kind of weird that Wanamoe of all people would click so well with Moon. Maybe they have something in common. Yeah, I wonder. She sent me one voice message and it sounded like a girl. But anyone can just say, hello Daniel. You know, sometimes, because you know Cake, Cake sent me a voice message. No, Cake sent like a video where she talked in it and her voice was weird. It sounded like a guy trying to do a girl's voice. It was like, so I'm gonna make dinner today, this is what I'm having. It sounded like, I don't know, it didn't sound real. Yeah, I'm really suspicious now. Like, I, I don't know. I believed she was a girl because she said she was one, but now everyone's saying she looks like a guy. Well, she looks like me in drag. And also, Walamo got on so— like, had a special connection with her so quickly. I wonder why. But surely they wouldn't lie about their gender, would they? People say Cake looked like a guy. Hmm. Didn't they used to say Pierre looked like a T-word? I don't know, they seem to say everyone looks like one. Like anyone's got a bit of a jawline or something, or a nose. Oh, this sausage is so oily. Oh, I hate that metal scraping on metal. That's why I hate forks. Oh, voilà! You seem to attract long-faced females. Yeah, even Essex Girl had like a long face with a very Very pointy, slim nose. Sunny also had very pointy nose. The white girls I attract seem to have very prominent noses. Unless that's just all white girls, maybe. Mila didn't have a pointy nose. She had a kind of like a normal bit round nose. Oh, I've got so many pimples on my chin. They're still a bit swollen. I think another day and it will dry up. When Sunny was cold, her nose would get very cold, the tip of her nose. And when she kissed me, it was like really cold, the tip of the nose. Nah, I don't want to show pimples. Moon is T-R-A-N. Are you sure? I mean, I still would have banged. I think it would have been kind of freaky to bang someone who looks just like me, but like a girl version. That'd be kind of hot. That'd be like fucking your clone, wouldn't it? I wonder if they taste better now they're cold. It seems like rinsing it in cold water stopped them clumping as well. Mm, um, it's very cold now.

It's splashing everywhere!

I don't think it's leaking. No, it's a public account. How's it leaking? Like, if it's supposed to be a secret, why is it public where anyone could see it? Right, my Instagram's all public, so I can't really say, oh, my Instagram got leaked. Like, if it's supposed to be private, then why is the page public? That's what I'm saying. I'm gonna splash sauce everywhere.

Oh my God.

Yeah, her art's good. Not really my cup of tea, but it's done well.

Oh no!

Not sauce on my shirt. I'll say. Yeah, I don't really care about my art, so stop trying to like ragebait me. I don't think my art's good anyway. That's why I gave up on it. I like my style better than her style though, to be honest. No, she found me on YouTube.

Mm-hmm.

Finish.

Where's the post lady?

I want to try washing my shirt. Where's that plastic tub? So wash it in cold water, or is it warm water? AI said rub washing liquid into it, leave for 15 minutes, and then wash under warm water.

Okay.

I want to see if this trick actually works or not. I'm following the advice from AI. Now I can't see the oil stains.

Because it's all wet.

AI said not to use hot water, said use cold water. No, I said I've got oil stains in my clothing that are set into it. He said rub dishwashing liquid, dishwasher, leave 20 minutes, rub baking powder. And then rinse under warm water. This is definitely gonna work. Yeah, I've got detergent pods. I don't see them. The problem is you can't see it when it's wet until it dries. Now how am I gonna dry it?

Maybe I should not. How are you gonna get it dry now?

Sun's not out either. Oh yeah, I could do spin only.

Could do.

I forgot it had spin only. But then I've got to take this stuff out, the dirty stuff. I've got rinse and spin. Should I do rinse and spin or spin only? What if I do rinse and spin? Yeah, the dirty laundry smells. Spin 9 minutes. Okay, washing machine content. Why is it using water? Why is it draining water or filling water? Just spin, come on. Okay, here we go. What's it doing? Just start spinning. Hmm, why doesn't it just start spinning? Might have banana.

Hmm.

Well, I want to test if the Fairy Liquid gets the oil stains out. It says I'm— my pay is expected on the 16th. I wonder if that'll be tonight or tomorrow. Why can't I keep smelly stuff in the machine? Oh, is this shirt going to be smelly?

Hmm.

Would I go out? Hmm, I don't know. I'm feeling kind of lazy. Postwoman hasn't come yet. A UPS man came, took my GoPro. It's getting kind of annoying having to drive. 30 minutes. It's like going to work, isn't it? It's like I've got commute to work. I'm gonna drive 30 to 40 minutes to go anywhere. I really feel like I'm commuting to work every time I go out to stream. That's why Thailand would be kind of nice if I just lived in the city, but then I might get all anxious because there's people. Hmm, I wish I just lived at Kit Hill. It's very hard to talk outside in Thailand because you gotta shout. Maybe I just force myself to go out. I can't wait for my Flip Seven to come. Today's fifteenth, so we've got seven days. I want my Flip Seven. I had a dream about Faster again last night. I woke up crying. I think that's why I feel a bit bummed out. I don't know, I keep dreaming about Faster and I start crying. Must be interesting spots a bit closer. Um, not really. Meldon Reservoir is 20 minutes away. That's closer than Kit Hill. Could go there. I don't know about the faster thing. It was pretty nice, wasn't it? It was nice having someone who cared about you that didn't come from the YouTube channel, so like you didn't have to worry that She's a troll or like some e-girl or something. You know she's a genuine person. I think it's done. Our neighbor went out. I wonder if my beer's outside my door. I'll have a look.

No.

I wonder if the neighbor doesn't even know it's there, because the neighbor didn't order it. So how would they know that it's there if the delivery man left it in a safe place? Why didn't he just leave it outside my door then? I think because it was alcohol, he needed a signature. I don't know, I'm not going to knock on the neighbor's door. Yeah, when I was with Buster, I wanted like wild random sex with random people, and now I seem to not be able to get that. I want a genuine trustworthy relationship again. I'm too lazy to try dating apps again, and I'm not getting any viewers who want to have sex. It kind of looks like this out. I don't know, it's all wet, so we'll wait for it to dry. Let me smell it. No, it just smells like washing-up liquid. Brent Tor is close. How many minutes by car? Oh, they signed for it. It's funny, their name is kind of like my name. Why aren't they bringing it over?

Ah.

Yeah, why would they sign for it and then leave it in the corner? Because I used to sign for it if I delivered, um, stuff that needed a signature. I'd just sign it myself and ditch it there so the neighbor wouldn't know it's there if they didn't actually sign for it. Maybe I'll go sneak over and then it looks like I'm stealing from them, and one day they'll notice it and they'll be like, oh. What's that doing there? I don't even know which neighbor it is. I don't know people's names here. Don't the bins have a number on it? All the bins look the same here. I don't know if it's going to dry like this. Do you think I should put it outside in the wind?

Oh God.

Sometimes delivery man, if they have to deliver alcohol, you need the customer's date of birth. And you need them to also— no, you just need the date of birth. You don't need a signature. Sometimes what they do is they just enter in any date of birth and the system accepts it. Not that I did that. I always asked every customer if there was alcohol. I would always make sure that they received it and I got their date of birth, and I never Just randomly entered numbers and left it by doorstep. I was the best Amazon delivery driver ever. A lot of people order stuff like a bottle of whiskey, wine, gin, so you ended up having a lot of— yeah, and they always make a joke. You say, oh, could I get your date of birth please? And they'd be like Oh, guess my age, or oh, do I look that young? That makes some silly joke. Yeah, I just need it so the stupid app lets me finish the job. Stop making the same joke over and over again. It's not even funny. I'm like, hello, yes. Brentall Village. Hmm, let's see then. Oh God, my short's not doing well. Market's ripping. Um, Brentor. What, that village? I don't want to go to a village. What's all this? Another hill with nothing on it, probably covered in bog.

Mhm.

Why are there all these tracks on it? Maybe the military uses it. Gotta find a car park. Back to Kit Hill, Brentall. Why is this all brown? Is this where they test missiles? There's like bomb craters. There's also like abandoned-looking airstrips. Oh, I think this is a firing range.

Brattor. 17 minutes.

There's nothing around me, it's just fields. And there's some trees, but I don't think you can walk in it. But there are these trees, but I think it's someone's land.

20 minutes.

Plan today is I'm waiting for the postwoman, and then I don't know. And then tomorrow I want to go to Ditworthy Warren House. Wind or rain, I'm going. But today, hmm, I don't know. I need to grind. Because I'm getting paid tomorrow, and this week I've only made 880. So I think today is the last day before the payday cutoff. So I'm hoping I make 150, I get up to 1,000. I made 230 yesterday. The weather's not nice. Where does it go behind my house? It's the neighbor's field. It's like a farm field. Brentall Church Car— it's just a village. Brentall Village. I don't want to go to some random little village. Might as well just walk out the door and just walk up the road. Could do. I've never walked out of my drive. If it's windy, won't it blow dry the shirt? It's a tour. Really? I just saw a village.

Where is it? 8 minutes.

Nothing there, it's just a road. Really horrible road as well. Look at that thing. Looks like a footpath, not a road for cars. Uh, I can't be bothered to get the beer. I'm not sneaking over to the neighbors. They're so lazy they can't even bring it over here. They'll be like, I'm not your delivery man, mate. Oh, this bit. St. Michael's Church. Oh yeah, it looks pretty cool actually. Why is the church on the top of the hill? Oh, Brentor. Oh yeah, yeah, 13th century church.

What was that?

Uh, Brental Church, Saint Michael de Riep. Is it open? It's got like a padlock on the gate. What? Why are there multiple copies of this man? It's like he's got a clone.

Look.

Why is it taking this photo? Are they actually 2 different men? Oh, it is 2 different men. Is it? He's got blue jeans and he's got like greenish. But they look almost the same. But their trousers are different. Or is it a clone? I can't tell. They got the same dog. Maybe they're brothers. Why did Google Maps clone him? Look, it's two different people.

What?

What about up here? Look, there's 2 different people wearing the same clothing with the same dog. They're up here too. Look, there's 2 of them. That's so weird. Why are they dressed the same? So you go further up and there's still 2 of them. This one's carrying his dog. I thought it was like an image glitch. No, there's 2. One there and one there. That's so funny. They got the same hair as well. Really weird.

Hmm. Car park.

Oh, nice car park. It would take an hour and a half to walk. Hmm, 8 minutes drive, could do. Oh, 6-minute drive. It would be cool if there was some kind of event, like, I don't know, historical knights jousting fair. Aren't there any events like a market or A festival matsuri. That would be cool. I could stream it. Damn, this church looks like an Elden Ring building. Yeah, I could go there.

What?

The fun day? That was ages ago. Well, if it's like a fair, an event, I don't think it's weird for someone to be filming, especially since I look like a tourist anyway. Only climb in good weather. Spectacular views from the church. Yeah, yeah, it's a good idea. Add that to my list. Get your beer. I want to help bring it over. I wanted to go here with Sunny. Secret Stable Pizza. But twenty thirty pounds per person. Whoa. Doesn't even look very good. Why do people take a video of themselves and put it on Google Map reviews? Weird. But they put the TikTok on it.

Hmm.

It's like, um, like a farm has just built some makeshift restaurant like Clarkson did on his farm. What is that? Is that a pizza? It looks like bubonic plague with warts on it. Fun day. Hmm, but what if the neighbors are there? And then I accidentally doxxed them all. Mary Stowe. Is that Mary Stowe? It's like 4 houses there. A church and one house. It's probably like 6 people there that all know each other. It's got 2 houses. Isn't it in some kind of village hall? Be so awkward. Where's the postwoman? Mary Stowe House. Land Rover, such an ugly car. It's like a box. So ugly. I hate these roads. Look, look at this.

Oh yeah.

If they just cut the bush back, they could have double the space. Why do they do this? Look, look, just cut back all this bit and you could double the road. This is just earth. Look, it's just like an earth mound with plants growing on it. Why don't they just double the road size? I don't get it.

What's that?

Wow, my stock's doing good. 4,380, ripping. I'm up £100 this week. See, people say, oh, you need loads of money to invest. No, you don't. You can make a couple hundred with a couple thousand by only getting 5 or 10% gains. Maybe I'll hang my shirt outside. It's not too bad. Yeah, yeah, maybe I will go to that church if the postwoman hurries up and comes. It is very windy, but it's not too horrible, although it'd be even windier up on the hill. I can test out the Moblin. Why does the screen say 45, not 19? Because I include my day trading account, which is at about 200. It's actually 178 now. Let's see if my main portfolio can rip harder than my shorts can tank. The problem is the shorts are on 20x leverage, so I don't know if the market rips, it's going to tank my shorts equally to how much my longs go up because the longs are not on leverage.

Mm-mm-mm.

When they come in? Didn't you add 200? Yeah, because the market keeps ripping. So it went—

it—

I don't even remember anymore. It went from 250 down to like 80, and I added another 200, and then it went down to 170. So I think I've lost like 300 on it. So the total I put in was 200 plus 200 plus 20, and now it's at 178. So I lost 240 so far. Yeah, well, when the market tanks, I'll get it all back, won't I? It won't rip forever. Today's plans, wait for postman to come, and then I might go to that, uh, church, St. Michael's Church on the hill.

Yeah, it probably won't tank enough for me to profit.

To break even, I need, I need it to get back to 400, don't I? Even if I break even on my current shorts, I'd be back about 320-ish. I mean, being down 100 is not bad. Yeah, well, it's my hedge. You're not supposed to want your hedge to win. The problem is I kind of overhedged. Yeah, well, um, my longs are doing really well, so technically didn't lose anything because look, the long portfolio is ripping. So I'm at 438 plus 178. I'm actually at 4,561 for the stock total. I think after this, I'm never trusting Canadian girls ever again. How is it that there were 3 Canadian girls and they were all flakes? Weird, isn't it? The new one hasn't replied to me. I messaged her yesterday. Usually she replies straight away. She hasn't even read it. Crypt, still nothing. Very boring. It's so funny how girls can be so into you, but if you don't message them for 2 days, they're like, oh, I lost interest. Bitch, if that's all it took, then you name never had interest in the first place. Imagine it only taking 2 days of no texting for you to lose interest. And you can't really say you were that very interested in the first place, can you? I wonder if I can see my beer from here. Maybe if I look upstairs from the window. I can see it from there. If they were going to leave it at a neighbor's, why didn't they leave it at the one next to me? Surely the one next to me would have given it to me. I don't see it. I don't know. Fucking annoying. Post lady's very late today. What's that little door? Um, it's just like an access shaft under the roof. I don't know why it's there. Open the box. Open my backside. I wonder what's in the attic. I wonder if I'm allowed up there. I can't reach it. I wonder if every time the post lady gives me stuff and I open the door, can she see my thong? I never noticed that. If she's standing here, looks like she's got a thong lying on my staircase. Took me months to get rid of a girl. All you got to do is talk shit about them online and they all disappear real fast. That's how I get rid of them. I say they're really annoying, stupid bitch, and then any, uh, remnants of likely liking you they had disappears.

Oh.

If I poke it open and I put you guys up there, can you look? Ah, if on Moblin you can turn this the flashlight on, but can I do it on here?

No.

I think I can reach high enough.

Oh God. Ah, one.

The whole lid is like shifting. I don't want it to fall out, but the whole lid kind of shifts. Oh shit, I think it's gonna fall down. I thought it was on a hinge, but the whole thing slides. If I do it like that, I'm not on IRL Pro, I'm on IV cam. Can you see? What can you see? Oh, my shoulder hurts. Did you see anything? I've got a headache now. I think it's just insulation.

Maybe I'll check on footage. Yeah. Hmm.

My mum couldn't open the attic for our house. She had to call my uncle to come over and open it for us. Uh, what, what is all that black stuff? Is that mouse poo? What if it's dead insects? They look like dead flies or something. They just stuff all the insulation up there. Does that actually help? What is all that black stuff? And what's that white thing at the top right corner? Oh, that's just the lid, isn't it? I don't know how my mum would have survived without my uncle helping out so much. My uncle even built like a little mini conservatory over my sister's balcony. It used to be an open-air balcony And now it's got windows and a roof on the balcony, so now it's like a little conservatory. She paid him— I think she paid him £10,000 to build it. My uncle made bank off my mum. My mum paid him like £20,000 to build the summer cabin as well. My uncle must have made like £30k off my mum. Yeah, my 2 uncles, the one next door and the other one, uh, built the cabin together. So I think, I guess my mum bought— well, she didn't do it herself, she gave them the money to buy the materials plus labor. She must have given them like $30K, I reckon. For a little cabin that adds no value to the property that isn't— well, I mean, sometimes it's being used, but I don't think you're gonna get $30K back on it. It'll take decades. Should just put the money in the S&P 500. Dave Gibson keeps going on about premium bonds. I have no idea what that is. It's not like treasury bonds, is it? He said you put the money in and there's 0% chance of losing it, and if you're lucky, you get the raffle bonus prize. What the hell is that? Sounds like a scam. How can something be completely risk-free? Then wouldn't everyone be doing it? So it's like an actual bond where you buy government debt, because that's risk-free, isn't it? Because the government will definitely pay you back what you put in plus the interest. So you're acting like a bank, aren't you? You're loaning money to the government. But it's not much, is it? It's like 4%, 4% interest. I know, I've never heard of premium bonds until Dave Gibson mentioned it. Yeah, just get a savings account. Why would you buy bonds? It's a windy day with nothing going on. Or do you want me to walk around on a hill getting blown about whining about my IRL setup? We lost 1-0, Nighthawk down. I'm so bored just trying to find things to buy, I guess. Temporarily kill the boredom and then send it back to Amazon. Oh look, it's getting sunny. Sunny, sunny, sunny. I hate that word now. It's getting brighter. Let's use that instead. Even Faster said she hates the word Sunny. She said let's stop using it. I would accidentally say it and then be like, oh shit, I just said Sunny. She'd be like, I hate Sunny. Yeah, I hate her too now. I hate Sunny Club. Now I've got noodle sauce on my white shirt. I did the GoPro unboxing and the Switch 2 unboxing. No, I'm not revealing her name. I don't leak people's info. I respect their privacy. My nails are getting long again. They get long so quickly. I don't see the point of saying their names. Number one, it's not interesting. And number 2, uh, feels wrong, like leaking their address or something. If they got a cool story, then that's fun to share, and they never said not to share it, as long as there's no real names or addresses being involved. I actually don't know Cake's name. Oh wait, wasn't it like Tyra or something weird on her Instagram? I thought that was just like a fake name as well. So what are we waiting for now? I'm either waiting for something to sell from my stocks Or for my kick money to come. I'm being charged interest now on the Amazon credit card, so that's not very good. My setup and software to get started. What, from home or IRL? You just need a phone, really. I have overcomplicated my setup, but I think it's good. If you're at home, just get Streamlabs. That's all you need. And I use iVCam so I can connect my phone to Streamlabs and use my phone as a camera like this. If you're going out, just use phone and IRL Pro. If you got iPhone, Moblin looks really good. I haven't tested it outside yet. I used OBS Studio before and I used it in Thailand, and every time I streamed from it, it demonetized my stream. You remember in Thailand I kept freaking out every stream because they kept getting demonetized. And then I stopped using OBS. I went back to Streamlabs and it stopped happening. It was really weird. Like, streaming from OBS made the stream get demonetized. I have no idea why, but that's what fixed it. Because I went to Japan, I stopped using OBS. Technically, I could sell all my stocks today, right now, and pay off the credit card. Could do. Can do. It is very nice not having to care anymore about monetized, demonetized. Damn headache, and you get paid peanuts. What the fuck was that?

Jesus Christ.

Oh God, I really don't want to go out. Look how damn windy it is. It'll just be the whole time. At my sister's wedding, I saw someone show up in a Tesla Model Y. Apparently it was my sister's husband's friend, and he's like rich or something. He's like a young guy driving a Tesla Model Y. Apparently it got vandalized because of, you know, people hating on Elon Musk. I thought that only happened in America. Isn't it so weird people start vandalizing a car because its owner is Elon Musk? So strange. I don't, I don't think just because you buy a Tesla Model Y it means you support Elon Musk or you agree with everything he says. It's like I've got an iPhone. Doesn't mean I love Tim Cook and I agree with everything he says because I like the product. It's really weird, people attacking Teslas. But then I guess Tim Cook is not controversial like Elon Musk. Yeah, but that wasn't really my point. I mean, my point was that I don't Have an iPhone because I support Tim Cook, and people just like the car, don't they? People are so stupid, aren't they? It's not like Elon Musk sat down on his own in his bedroom and designed the entire car himself. I wonder how much input he even had. I do not remember the weather being this bad back at my mum's house. I remember going outside in my garden almost every day, kick the football about, and it was nice. What the hell is wrong with weather in Devon? It seems to be rubbish almost all the time, and you get a couple days of sunshine and then it's back to a week of wind and rain. It must be because of the Atlantic Ocean. You know, you've got the moors as well, which is like a big barren wasteland because the weather's so harsh. Nothing can grow there. I swear, the weather at my mum's house, like, every day June, July would be nice, and I'd go out in the garden. Maybe this is why it's so empty here. No one wants to live here. There are a lot of wind turbines here. I never saw any wind turbines in Kent. I haven't seen any BYDs here. I saw a lot in Thailand. I start to see more BYD than Tesla. They should build a big wall around the coasts, block the wind. Me and Faster did a test drive in a BYD. I wanted to make a video, so we went there and I took B-roll footage, and I was gonna make a video called Do Not Buy BYD. I never did it. It was so rubbish, I just scrapped it. I thought it'd be fun, like we're in the car and I'm yelling, but 2 salesmen came with us and they were just talking in Thai the whole time, and I just sat in the back seat filming out the window, so I couldn't even say a word. I thought it'd be a fun video to do a test drive. If I did it live, it would have been better. I want to do like a Tesla test drive. I took Sunny to the Tesla showroom in Exeter when I charged my car. Remember, I charged my car at the Tesla showroom and then the Tesla charger got stuck in my car. I pressed end charge and it said finished, but it didn't unlock. So I went into the showroom and I asked for help and the guy came out He started just yanking the cable. He was like, like trying to rip it out. I was like, oh my God, you're gonna break my fucking car, you fucking prick. He put his foot on the on the side of the car and he was like, huh huh, and then he goes, yeah, it's not coming out. Really? So much help. I thought he could like use a special key or use an app and like remotely unlock it. I phoned up the Tesla hotline, and then I realized, wait, you just hold down this button and it manually unlocks the charger from the cable thingy. Who did that? I just said, the Tesla showroom man. And then I realized there's a button next to the charging port, and if you hold it down, It unlocks the charger. Then what's the point of it? You plug in the charger, it locks so people can't fiddle with it and pull it out, but all you have to do is hold down the button next to it. I guess they won't know that. I didn't know that, so I got it out myself. I thought it was going to break my car. Yeah, I took Sunny into a Tesla showroom. We sat in the Tesla Model Y Juniper. No, no, it wasn't Juniper. It was like the 2025 model or something. It was massive. It was like sitting in a truck. I've never sat in such a massive car. I'd be scared to drive that. I'm so used to driving my little tiny car. Postwoman's still not here. I swear it said 11:45 to 1:45. She got 40 minutes. Yeah, I've never driven a big car. It must be hard, like when you turn sharp corners, you got to drive like you're driving a bus so you don't scrape the side. Or parking must be annoying as well. Cammy's Honda. Yeah, I drove that, I guess. I don't know, even my driving instructor said Your mum's car is not actually bigger than yours. It's got the same footprint. It's just higher up because it's an SUV. And then I thought, oh yeah, she got a point. Same footprint, but just higher. But I think the Tesla is like longer and wider. Nah, I just stick with my car. Don't need to mess about fiddling with switching cars. When are these solid-state batteries gonna come out? 1,000-mile range. 15-minute charging speed or something like that. That's insane. It'll make current EVs look like ancient technology. Really want to test out Moblin. The stabilization looks amazing, and it doesn't make me look ugly. I can't believe I never thought of this before. Sometimes I wish my genius happens a bit quicker. We'll go back to all the places again but redo it this time with Moblin. Maybe I'll get the new iPhone. Moblin's got a lot of settings that you don't have on iReal Pro. Like little quick shortcuts as well. They're really nice, and it's got integrated chat. Yeah, look, the weeds haven't died at all. Oh, actually, some of them are going yellow where the grass is, but those ones are still green. Weed killer barely did anything. I think you gotta spray down at the roots, not on the leaves. Maybe I'd take the spray off and I'd like pour it on. Did I read the instructions?

No.

I do things my way. Imagine having to be told how to do stuff like a sheep. Can't even use your own brain. That's not how I roll. I use my own brain power to do things. Oh, look at the clouds just whizzing by. Natural weed spray with vinegar. I could spray it on my chips. I thought it smelled like vinegar. Yeah, Cheyenne said she was gonna light my barbecue. I thought that'd be fun. She could be like my little personal Native American chef. Was it all a lie? What about blowjobs under the desk? Tied up naked on my bed? Was it all fake? She even looked for this cat sanctuary that we could do a road trip to. Can't all have been fake. I can't believe she just disappeared like that. I don't know, I feel like she's in the hospital or something. I just can't believe she vanished like that without even replying or anything. So weird. Not even an explanation like, sorry, I got bored, sorry, I lost interest. Just nothing. She either lied or she died. I'm just so curious now. What about that corrupted mice person? They seem to know crypts. Don't they know what's going on? New prediction: lied or died. It's a shame the predictions expire after one day because I want to do long-term predictions like. Will Daniel go to Thailand? But I won't know until November. Yeah, maybe we've got to chase up this monitor. I haven't heard anything. They said they were going to contact me. Yeah, that's what K-Bug said. She's probably bedridden and recovering. Well, she was fine for like 4 days since she got back from the camp, unless she got home and did something and then Got knocked out. Who knows? What a weird mystery. Maybe she's enjoying the attention. She's finally getting the attention. It's like no one cares about you, but then you fake your death, and now everyone's. Missing you and sad. Like when Ross fakes his death on Friends and then this hot girl came to his funeral and he goes, I'm still here. I'd miss her. It's nice having a girl obsessed with you. It feels nice. You don't have to put any effort. You don't have to show interest back and they still are obsessed with you. It's nice. My favorite zero effort maximum outcome. Hail, hail, hail! I didn't think the postman would come so late. The email says, hmm, between 11:20 AM and 1:22 PM. It's 1:15. Is she really gonna come in 7 minutes? Really? Doubt it. Now I'm waiting for the postwoman to come collect my hat, not deliver me something. Get your beer. Oh, I don't even know where it is. Which neighbor? Why isn't there a door number? Well, they just left it at some neighbor's house and it didn't say. I don't know who Lloyd is. I think I know the neighbors' names. I already looked at the closest one when I opened my door. There was nothing there. And obviously that he would give it to me. Why would he just not give it to me when I'm right here? Go and ask. Ask who? What, knock on every door saying, are you Lloyd? Hello, do you have my beer? Sound like a retard. Prediction, will Dayu get his beer today? Everyone has bins like that. Everyone in all of Devon has those bins, the little green box. I've got them too. There's not even a number on the box from the image. They'll be angry if they don't collect. Well, why don't they just bring it over to my door? It'll take one second. Or are they just gonna keep it? I think the neighbor's going out. I can hear an engine. Your neighbor's going out. They might sneak over. I think they're both in the car. Yeah, but why would they? They're right next to me. Why wouldn't they just drop the box off? Oh, the post person's here. I see the red van. Yeah, yeah, time to do my ribs.

I'll give you that. Wait, they parked right next to my car.

Hello.

Hello.

You got a couple of items to give back to me? Lovely.

Thank you.

Um, no, that's fine.

Is it still there?

Yes, um, you stick your notes on whichever because there's different—

Oh, I don't know which one's for which.

Okay, um, it might be because they've got different order collection references and stuff, and I don't know Amazon's process, but I think it's quite important you get the right one on the right box. I don't know if you want to check your emails and so on whilst I fish that box out, just to see what your return things are. Can you look on the actual little guess what's in the actual parcel?

Yeah, I'll look on my phone.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah, I wonder where that went.

I hid it and I thought— I saw it though yesterday and I had the label and I thought, I'm not going to take that because I don't know if that's going back or not.

Yeah.

I'm really not sure.

So that's— that was really—

there we go, I'll get that one tidy again.

Oh, it's got this tracking ID.

All right, okay, so track yesterday with OS. So OS, let's have a look in there. So, all right, they've both got OS. So what's your first number, or next to those numbers?

Um, 8828.

Right, 8828 is that one then. 463212B.

Right, and that's for— it's for this one.

Cool, right, okay. Just make sure we get the right. That's that one. Super job. So that must be. I don't know if you want to check it, but that must be double, mustn't it?

Just this one there.

Cool. That's all good.

Okay.

Thank you very much.

Bye.

The bear was outside my door the whole time. Yeah, she's kind of cute, but she's like, I don't know, I'd say like 40 plus. She's got like a bit of an accent. Could you hear it? She's got like a little like country twang. Yeah, she looks old, but she's like, I don't know, she's got a nice smile and stuff. And she's got a small figure. Well, she's not that big bulky woman. Looks like she hurt her arm. She had like a cast, like an elastic skin color cast. Yeah, I thought, oh my God, I can't believe it was outside my door. She put it in the— oh, she's still there. She put it in the Recycling bin. Oh my God, I should have helped to lift it. It's pretty heavy. I got her to lift the whole crate of beer and she's got her arm Well, she said to sort out my return thing while she goes and gets it. How did I not see it? I think she hid it in the recycling box. She parked next to me. She's very close to my car. I don't know why she parked next to me this time. Usually she parks on the drive bay outside. My future wife. All the postmen here seem to be women. I've only seen 2 post people and they're both women. Usually they're men. Strange, I've never seen a postwoman that much before. This is a lot of beer. Jesus. Wow, 24 bottles. Jeez, thanks, Rainbow. Very much. I need to try not to drink all of it, otherwise I'm gonna get drunk and I can't work out. Did I buy a Switch 2? Yeah, ages ago. What do you mean? No, I need to be really careful. Last time I drank a whole bottle and I wasted it. Yeah, I could use some for batter. It's supposed to be an expense. I played the Switch today. I had a couple rounds of Mario Kart. I wonder if they, um, I wonder if they can tell I'm not from around here from my accent. Because I don't have that Devon twang. I wonder if they can tell I'm like Southeast, or they think I sound posh. Sometimes I do feel like maybe it'll be cool if I try and connect with the people here, like go to some kind of local thing. Try and mingle, feel more like you're connected to the place you're living in. Sometimes I feel like that's what makes life worth living, maybe. A sense of community. I can kind of understand that sometimes. Oh, but then you kind of got— you got to be a good person, don't you? Because if you're not, people catch on that you're a dick, and then they start gossiping, and then before you know it, the whole village hates you, everyone hates you, and now you run out of town. So by fear of being ostracized, you kind of Like, you got to be a good person. That's what I don't like about it. Like, you can't fuck people over if you, you want to be like part of the community or something. Not that I want to fuck people over, but it's just, you know, it happens unfortunately. We successfully collected your thingy. I thought I was gonna say I'll just guess which return label's for which. It's a 50/50% chance. I like my odds. Yeah, she's very helpful. Maybe there's an app where I can like hook up with older women. Sometimes you just have to take what you can get. Surely there's like dirty horny older ladies in here. These bottles are way smaller. Super dry. Hmm, depends how long I can hold out without sex before I start losing my mind. I've got a boner now just thinking about it. I'm just like horny all the time. I have to wank like 3 times before I get out of bed.

I should put my beer ice—

I can't be bothered to bang Bobby in the morning. Banging Bobby is like high effort. I gotta get the baby oil and get naked. You can't wear clothing because it just gets in the way. You gotta get completely naked. It's a lot of effort in the morning. So did she not ask for ID when she delivered it. I actually don't remember a thing she said. She said something about she put it there, didn't want to take it back.

I thought you needed—

I mean, she just gave me a box of beer without IDing me. I thought it's supposed to ID people. Could you see her on the stream? She's got that small build like a Japanese woman. The biggest thing I don't like about English women is a lot of them, so many of them are massive. Like big shoulders, massive arms, chunky. Yeah, but I mean, with Amazon, when I delivered Alcohol. Well, the thing is, she's Royal Mail, she's not an Amazon driver, but this is from Amazon. So when I delivered alcohol for Amazon Flex, I had to ask for the age of birth, date of birth, no matter how old they were, because there was a field that says enter date of birth. So I had to fill it with something, and I would have to get their age or just lie and enter a random number. I don't know how Royal Mail works. Maybe she lied. Maybe she's naughty girl, didn't do her job properly, needs spanking. Goddamn, that's a lot of beer. Very generous.

Hmm.

Uh, I have considered Royal Mail. I applied for a job and they said, unfortunately, unfortunately, you have not been successful. Maybe they looked me up because you've got to do like a Submit a background check, I think. Yeah, Royal Mail have very high standards. You notice how Royal Mail post people are like very professional, very friendly. Every time you get a Royal Mail person, like when I was doing Every, the Royal Mail postman used to deliver alongside me, so we'd be delivering on the same street and we'd like walk past each other. I would watch how he did his job and He was so friendly. He's like, "Bum bum bum." Oh, hello! How are you? Oh, good. What are you? Like every door, he would be so chatty and nice. He wearing his shorts, his t-shirt. Like he looked like a pro. So I think they got high standards with every. They just take anyone, and every drivers are like, "I don't know." They just ditch the parcel and run away. They don't deliver it properly. I think with Royal Mail they definitely have higher quality of drivers. You know, I did apply but got denied. Well, it wasn't at the name, so Lloyd signed for it and then she left it at my door instead of— maybe there's a next-door neighbor Lloyd. That's kind of funny, they got similar names. Lord and Lloyd. Twenty-four bottles of beer on the wall. Twenty-four bottles of beer. We take one down, put it in the jar. Twenty-three bottles of beer on the wall. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Well, I didn't buy this myself. Rainbow bought it. Very generous. First I had the Monster addiction and Minions addiction, now I got Asahi beer addiction. I reckon I can finish one bottle because the other time it was like a big bottle, wasn't it? So this must be half a pint. I remember Sunny took me for birthday dinner at this restaurant, and I asked for a beer, and he said, pint or half pint? And I was like, how big is a pint? And he goes, just for reference, it's this big. I don't know what a pint is. The post lady came. She asked me if I got the box, and I said, "No." I was go. I thought I was going to explain to her that like a friend ordered it, and I thought it was at the neighbors. I was confused. I couldn't be bothered. Sometimes you just don't have to go into detail about things. Just say, "I actually don't remember what I said now." I think I said that I thought it was at a neighbor's door. Well, I guess I can go out now. It's already 1 o'clock. I don't know if I can be bothered. 1 o'clock. I've got like 10 hours until I end the stream. I could kill 5 hours. Or we could just wait for tomorrow. My stomach hurts. I might put— I don't know if I might have one tonight. I don't know. What if I did my workout before having dinner? It was really hard working out when you feel a bit drunk. I might put one in the fridge for dinner. Can it fit there? Oh, just kind of. Hmm, could go out now. I've done all my jobs. Where's my iPhone?

Uh-huh.

Could. I've never gone out this late. Wow, £27 for 24 bottles. That's pretty good. It's only about a pound per bottle then. You go out to a restaurant, they'll charge you £5 for that. Yeah, I want to test my not ugly, nice stabilization setup, but it's so windy. Could do. But really, the IRL part is just to kill 5 hours in the morning. But we've already gone past the morning, so what's left to kill? The part that I kill with IRL has already gone past. It's so I can do 15 hours. I can't do 15 hours sitting here. It'd be so boring. Maybe tomorrow I start extra early. Ah, my stomach hurts. Like I need to fart or something. Hmm, my only human interaction talking to the postwoman. I quite enjoyed it, to be honest. It's nice when there's actual things to say, like you don't need to make chitchat, but there's, there's something we need to get sorted out, so we need, we need to talk. It's natural, not forced. And necessary. Yeah, I quite enjoyed the little interaction. It's the most I've talked to a woman since Sunny left. I had a little talk with the post lady. She explained to me where the beer was. I did look outside. She must have hid it really well. She's too good at her job. She hid the parcel too well that I couldn't even find it myself. I swear I looked outside and looked around the corner.

Weird.

Yeah, well, young girls are very hard work, aren't they? They flake and they mess you about. Back to the guilds. At least the old ladies appreciate you. Makes them feel young again. Makes them remember their days when they were young girls messing about with young guys. I mean, imagine you're an old man, like you're 60 or 70, and you don't want to bang another 70-year-old woman, do you? But then here comes along cute girl, she's got like a fetish for old guys. It will make you feel like, oh, you're young again, like you're reliving your younger days. God, if I'm 70 and like a young girl comes in my life Makes me come hard like I was in my 30s or 20s again. Oh God, I'd leave my entire net worth and estate to her. I'd be like, thank you for making the end of my life actually interesting. Thank you for allowing me to die happy. She'll get my, my iPhone. She can get my Bobbi Brown. I'll leave everything to her. My Peugeot. Maybe hopefully when I'm 70, I'll be rich enough to be able to afford an escort or two before I die. I'll probably be living with a sex doll, like a full-body sex doll, because I probably still can't find a girlfriend when I'm like 50-something. The looks will be gone, personality probably would have gotten more toxic. I reckon I'll just become more bitter as the years go on. Unless I don't become rich. Unless I become rich by then or something. I'll be 55 and I'll be using S10 Plus. I'll probably need to downgrade back down to the S8 to hide all the aging. Unboxing my new streaming phone, guys, the S6 Plus. The iPhone X. It's got an 8 megapixel— I'll be downgrading the megapixels as the years go on. In ten years, we'll be using a five megapixel camera. That's the thing I hate about new phones is the cameras are so damn good.

Heyo!

I kind of admire people like Bold and Bankrupt and Harold Boulder because they're in their 40s and they don't give a shit. They got good video quality, they've lost their hair. But they still look good. They look older, but they look good. But I look weird.

Mhm.

Damn, I look like a giant compared to the post lady. She must be like 5 foot 3. Oh yeah, I got paid by BeLivery today. They approved my info and I got paid £41, so that's pretty good. I do not want to go outside. It's like a hurricane out there. I don't even get more viewers when I'm outside anyway. What's the point?

Hey, man.

Look, I look like a giant. What do you mean? Look how much he's moving. That is not a light breeze. What is the weather forecast? Look, I look like a giant. Really? The beer was— how long was the beer out there for? Oh yeah. Oh God, look at the weather for this week. Rain, rain, rain, rain, rain. Rain, rain, rain, rain. Wow, we're gonna have such a fun day of IRL. I can't stay in every day. In Bangkok, it's heavy rain. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. 21 mile per hour wind, gusts up to 36. Peak wind. So 26— no, 36 miles per hour. That's High Wynd. High Wynd. Maidstone? No, look for Harrietsham. Harrietshamn is also windy, but it seems like it's raining less than it is here. Look at the wind! 2 o'clock. Oh God, we got 10 hours left. Holding the door while talking to her. Was I? Yeah, well, that was my first interaction with an actual woman in 4 months. So yeah, I'm kind of nervous, especially when they're attractive. The only other interaction I had was when I got the beer at Tesco with that blonde girl, and then when I bought the sausage at the The post office person, she was not very good-looking.

Very flabby.

You could achieve so much in the time you're doing nothing at home. Yeah, but what? Like, what? I'd say she's— I don't know, she might be younger, but maybe the sun damaged her skin from being outside all the time. I'd say like late 40s, maybe early 50s. She didn't look too dissimilar to Blood Bucket. But I think Blood Bucket stays out the sun, which is why she doesn't look super old. What's so bad about Kick Rewind? Look, you just press minus 10 seconds and it'll go minus 10 seconds. What's hard about that? Or you get this little scrolly thing and you just scroll it and go 5 minutes ago, 10 minutes ago, look, 50 minutes ago, see, 40 minutes ago. They spray it off and I pour it on.

Yeah, today.

I look huge in front of the post lady. Okay, sent back the hat, the magnet thing, and the GoPro. Should be getting £320 back for that. Pretty good. Market opens in 29 minutes. Should I sell all my stocks? Pay off my credit card?

Maybe.

Kitty.

Kitty.

Yeah, the window's always been misty. That one there. What can you do? What can you do? Well, not my fault, not my house, not my problem. I wonder if my shirt's dry. I want to see if the oil patches are still there.

Hmm.

Yeah, most of them are gone now, apart from a few which I think I missed. Interesting. So to get rid of oil stains, all you do is rub Fairy Liquid onto it. So what I'd do is I just— I'd rub Fairy Liquid into the oil spots and then put it in the washing machine with the rest of it. That's all you have to do. My sweet coin's up 6%. Cripps must be having a good time. She's completely ignoring us now. Oh wow, Blood Bucket liked my recent Instagram thing. Blood Bucket likes your reel. My samurai outfit. I wonder if she'd let me stay at her house again if I go to Japan. I'd give her the D again. Free room in exchange for...

Sex.

I could go stream outside, go on dates, and then come home, bang Blood Bucket. And we could stream on Kick as well. 200 viewers. Could do. 10,000 points redeemed for kiss Blood Bucket. $50,000 for handjob under the desk. Yeah, well, Chihiro was going on dates on Tinder whilst banging Australian guy. You think I was— do you think I was Chihiro's first date on Tinder when I met her? She had been going on dates for months, probably. And then she'd go bang Australian guy until she found a boyfriend. She only cut Australian guy off when she started dating me seriously and told him she has a boyfriend now. He was still trying to hook up and fuck, so they were pretty much just fucking the whole time until she found a proper boyfriend, which was me. Daniel doesn't eat the puss. Yeah, but I eat ass. That's why I got pimples all around my mouth. Yeah, she did think of Australian guy when she was with me. She was messaging him saying she missed his dick. She's probably wishing that when I was doing it with her, she was with Australian guy and he was shoving it up her asshole. I didn't realize she liked that. I wonder if anal sex feels as good for women as it does for a guy. But they don't have a prostate. Holy shit, my day trading account getting wrecked. Down from 420. Maybe I add more money into it, double down on shorts. Look, my shorts are here and it's just going Market open in 18 minutes. Tesla's kind of ripping. $319 already.

Damn, main portfolio looking good.

Good thing I got rid of that 3-leveraged SPY short ETF. I lost $250 on it. I would have lost more if I kept it, if I didn't quickly switch long like I did. Oh God, I would have been down even more. I quickly bought Russell 2000 and Tesla, and I got rid of the triple leverage Sure. Good thinking. Can you hear the wind? It's insane. What happened to that Baby Haze guy that got knocked out? Baby Haze 69. Is there a clip of it? 2 days ago.

Knocked out.

What? Why did someone just come up to him and punch him? I don't understand it. Like my anger level.

Leave me alone! Leave me alone! Leave me alone!

What?

I can't hear what the other guy's saying. He's like saying, "Why did you? Why do?

Why?

Why?

Why do?

Why did you?" And then just punches him. What's the context?

Like my anger level. Why did you assault?

Oh, he said, why did you assault my friend? So he attacked his friend, then maybe he kind of deserved it.

I don't know.

Damn, I wonder if that punch would have knocked me out as well. Must have been a pretty good punch then. Some random old man just picks up his phone and walks off with it. Is he stealing his phone?

I don't know why.

300K per month at 50% rate. I'm getting 100% rate cuz I only stream on Kick. So if he only streamed on Kick, he got 600K. Well, maybe I got a stronger jaw. That's what jaws are for, to take blows in the face. I don't want to test it though. What if I punch myself in the face, see if I get knocked out? How big was the guy that punched him though? Because he would have to be a lot bigger, wouldn't he?

Like my anger level.

Leave me alone.

Leave me the fuck alone.

Damn, people have been killed from just getting punched once in the face, getting knocked out. There's so many clips of the punch. Yeah, that's not what I want to do if I go to Japan. Sounds like he attacked someone and that person's friend came for revenge and then knocked out him. Kind of scary. I wonder if he's gonna press charges or something. Yeah, I think I'll stick to Kit Hill. I'll stream with the horse and the sheep. Have I ever flown a kite? When I was a kid. He should have pointed the camera at the guy that punched him. I think it's just lame when people resort to physical violence. Like, yeah, maybe he was a dick. Well, he used physical violence first, I guess. I don't know, maybe he did deserve it then if he started it. Who was banned for 1 week? What, Baby Haze? For hitting the guy that hit him? His friend? Oh, the guy who knocked him out was streaming. Who's the guy that hit him? What's his name? Why would you stream yourself attacking someone? That's so dumb. It's like you incriminate yourself. Kurumo. Don't know who that is. Oh God, I don't want to get involved with these other Kick streamers. I just want to do my own thing, you know. Why are they all in Japan as well? It's like they're all in Japan mostly, and they walk around Shibuya and Shinjuku and all those bar areas with their selfie sticks. Oh God, my money. Market's gonna rip. Russell's ripping. Oh, Tesla's ripping. Someone needs to come up with like a very discreet camera so streamers can stream safely. What about those Meta glasses? But you could hook that up to a Bowler Box. Wow, they issued my refund for the magnet clip already. Yeah, that's why I'm hoping the Flip 7 is going to be good. GoPro would have been good too if it didn't make me ugly. Monitor? No idea. No word. I don't even know who to contact. It says return is in transit. Your refund has been issued for the hat and the mount, but the GoPro gotta wait. Repair exception. Check repair status for details and next steps. It just says cancel repair, repair requested. What does repair exception mean with a yellow tick? Well, I could say, uh, the monitor wouldn't fit in the box, so I tried flattening it because it was too curved. I, I could have kept the GoPro on my strap permanently and only used it as POV and switched to my phone for face stream, but then such a pain in the backside. I just want one camera. My new YouTube video flopped. 2K views, it made $6. But I'm— oh, I just got 114K subscribers. Channel's the most dead it's ever been. Look how much money I made on YouTube. $377 in the past month. It's dead. Making less than OnlyFans now. Yeah, the new video we made $6. $5.90. What even is the fucking point? Second channel made $135. So how do I message them then? Ask a question. Where's my refund for my broken monitor? Okay, who or what do I message? If Crypt came, it could have revived the channel a bit if I made some vlogs. But no one's one— no one wants to see me sit in my living room making a 10-minute speech in front of the camera anymore. They want to see something happen. I don't know, I can't be bothered. Customer service. Start chatting. Says you requested a refund, but we haven't received it back yet. Yeah, just connect me to a person. Request chat with associate. Okay, associate's joining. Shirinibus has joined. Okay, are they gonna say anything? They're not saying anything.

Oh.

My LG monitor I bought last year broke and I sent it for repairs, but Amazon said it could not be repaired. I haven't I haven't heard from Amazon in over a week now about what will happen since it's under warranty. Send. Hmm, I don't know. Crypt's gone missing. She's not replying to anything. I don't know what happened. Come on, not saying anything. He just said, I'm really sorry to hear that your item is broken and you have sent it for repair, but they said it could not be repaired. Yeah, that's what I just said. Sounds like an AI. Well, thanks for saying you're sorry that my monitor broke and I sent it for repair, but it could not be repaired.

So helpful.

Are they gonna say something else? Come on. They're not typing anything. Am I supposed to say something? They just said, "I'm sorry to hear that." Maybe he's looking stuff up.

Nothing's happening.

Wow, thanks for being sorry. That was so helpful. I'm sorry to hear that your item is broken and you have sent it for repair. But they said it could not be repaired. So what's the next step then? It looks like he's not going to say anything else. Please do not worry, I am here to help you.

Okay.

I don't know if the but the item could not be repaired was him quoting me or he saying it. Sorry that your monitor broke and you sent it for repairs, but it cannot be repaired. Yeah, I know, I just told you that. Says I've sent the details to the relevant team, they will contact you via email. Okay, thanks. He's gonna rage at me. All I get is nonchalant, dry as fuck, whilst I am going above and beyond. Is there something else? No, that's all for now. End chat. Okay, they said they sent the email to the relevant teams.

Okay, thanks.

God, it's like a hurricane out there. Maybe I should go get my shirt. Well, why haven't they contacted me already? Didn't they tell me last week? In my junk. Let me check.

Hmm. No?

Oh, market's open. How much money? Tanks a little bit. Mini tank.

Oh.

Tankin', I'm getting rich.

Oh.

La la la la la. Whoa! Oh, nothing. I read the wrong one. I thought Tesla was at 346. I read the wrong stock. I was gonna go, it's ripping. Whoa, whoa, 4,400! The bad news, Crypt's ghosting me. I got oil stains on my shirt. I can't go out because it's windy. I'll go out tomorrow. I had to stay in today to return the GoPro. I had a nice little chat with the post lady. Hmm, Barrick Gold's up 21%. Should I sell it? Sell it up here. Why does the chart look like that? Yeah, crypts has disappeared and ditched us. We all got scammed. I've got 4,600 in stocks. I could pay off all the Amazon credit card. Should I? Just seems, I don't know, market's ripping. What if I can make more money? Ah, four thousand four hundred. If I don't pay the credit card off, it's costing me like £100 a month. Hur hur hur. Not making £100 a month from stocks, that's for sure. In the past year, I'm up £560, so I've made £50 per month. Tessa looks like it's gonna rip. So I make— probably make another £4,000 this month because I've got 3 more payments of Kick plus YouTube, got some OnlyFans. That's like £4K. Got £4,600 in stocks. Even after paying off the credit card, I'd still be up like £4,000. I basically just buy back all the stocks again at the end of the month. Yeah, I might just sell it all. Hmm. Things do look like maybe they're peaking. Cup and handle. Like there could be a pullback before it rips more, but I don't want to sit through a pullback when I can sell now. Yeah, I'm gonna sell everything. We're at 4,400. I mean, we're talking about hundreds when I can make that in a day or two on streaming. Yeah, fuck it, I'm selling it all. Sell all my Russell.

Sold.

Barrick Gold. Sold. First time in 5 years I have no stocks. Crazy. The stock journey has come to an end. Tesla sell all. Sorry, but guys, the stock market arc sold. I got nothing. No chance.

I'm sorry.

So I've got to wait now for the unsettled cash to become withdrawable cash. It might take a day or two. That's £4,380. What happened to the £20? It said £4,400. Where's my £20? Maybe face delay. Feels weird not having any stocks. How long does it take for it to become withdrawable? Oh God, it could take days. Stupid free trade. You sell on Trading212, it's instant. Yeah, I put it all in the day trading account. $4K, 20x leveraged.

Short.

Gonna be rich. That's £4,380 plus £180 in my day trading account minus my credit card debt, which is 4982. I'll be in overdraft by 422, but then I get back 320 for my GoPro refund and also my new Kick money. I think I get paid like 1050 next payment. I'll be up 948, and then maybe I can make 110 for the next 2 weeks. Plus my YouTube, plus the OnlyFans. End of the month, I think I'm looking at £4K. I could just send that straight to my mum, couldn't I? Wipe out £4K of the debt. No credit card debt and only £15K owed to my mum. I'd say one week of Kick money is rent and bills. We've got £900 rent, probably like £150 electricity, and I'm driving a lot. I paid my road tax. I set up a monthly direct debit. £17 a month. End of August, £8K minus 2 months of expenses. 1, 2, maybe I've got £6K end of August. Now Crip's not coming, I can save even more money. But take a meter reading for my electricity as well. End of August, I could have 6K. It'll be nice. No credit card debt. I've got cash flowing in. So what am I gonna do with the surplus money? Rebuild my stocks or pay my mum? Didn't add $950 to Amazon payments. Yeah, well, I don't know if I'm going to keep the phone or not, because if I get good stabilization and good quality with the iPhone, I don't need the Flip 7. I just— maybe I'll do some dating apps on it until I get banned and then send it back. Well, I wouldn't really touch the stock market now. It's all-time highs, too hard to short. I wouldn't want to buy at all-time highs. I wouldn't want to start buying back in until there's like a big crash. It's obviously in like a melt-up mode, but there's going to be a pullback. I'll wait until there's some opportunity. There's always something. Yeah, so maybe end of August I'll have like 6 or 7K. I could put it all back into stocks, or I could Give half to my mum, half back in stocks, or all to my mum? I think the feeling of reducing debt would be better than getting stocks and staying in debt.

Wolf cat.

Hey, hello! You found your catnip? No, say hello first. It's like he's swimming. Last time it scratched my knee and I flinched and it ran away. Look, there's some here. Oh, fucking scratch me. Calm down, Jesus. I'm trying to get it to you. Mr. Meow Meow. Don't scratch me.

It does what Pushkin does.

His legs. A little more here. Scratch, scratch, scratch. Why'd you like to scratch? Should I give it some more? I'm gonna shut the door so it can't get in the bedroom. Lost something, went upstairs and went under the bed. I couldn't get it out.

Come back. Neck massage. There's someone more.

I don't want it to get in the house. It will go upstairs. Maybe it's finished.

Yeah.

Have some more. You want more? I think he doesn't want any more. Yeah, maybe the other time he hadn't tried it before. Now he's got like a tolerance. Do you want to go out? Meow meow.

Here. Hmm.

Look, it always comes back like that. Why does it do that? You come back or what? What, are you coming or going? Push it, push. My other cats used to know how to push the door open.

See ya.

No, I didn't get S25 Plus, I got the Flip 7. Look at it looking at the birds. It doesn't stay very long now. S25, I heard it overheats. People were saying it overheats easily. I've been playing Switch too. When I don't stream. I played a couple hours. Yeah, it's nice to kill a bit of time with the, uh, Mario Kart. Okay, well, I didn't really pay £400 for it because I made a bunch of videos. So really I paid £200. YouTube paid the other half for me. So basically I got 50% off my Switch 2 just by making a video, or more like 20 videos about it. I must have made at least $250 from my Switch 2 videos. So thanks YouTube, bye my Switch. I really love Mario Kart. The colours, the feeling, the sound, trying to aim for first place. Very satisfying. No, I'm not getting Donkey Kong. I don't like those 3D adventure games like Mario World, Zelda. I like games where it's got a simple mechanic with an easy-to-use interface and control system, where it's easy to learn but hard to master. I don't like— I'm not a massive fan of open-world questing kind of stuff. I just want something simple but rewarding, takes no effort. You can't get lost or get stuck on Mario Kart. You can't get stuck on a boss and bash your head against the wall. I don't like Donkey Kong. I might be tempted to get Assassin's Creed Shadow because it was quite cool. I've already paid for half of it. Stupid Sunny said, oh, do you want to split go half-half on Shadow's Assassin's Creed. I said okay, and then she dumped me, and now I'm locked out because she probably changed her passwords. So thanks for that, Sunny. Didn't even give me my money back. The utter nerve to make me pay half, lock me out, dump me, and not even give me my money back. When she makes like three K a month, just no class. Yeah, her plan to get me to pay half Shadow Assassin's Creed before she breaks up with me. Yeah, well, I got that. I got the eighty nine pound free dinner. Ha ha! And I got the whiskey. That's like fifty pounds on Amazon.

Can I have the weight?

49? Oh God, I'm not gaining any weight. Idiot Sunny. Do you think she got the Switch 2 as well? I reckon she did because she likes Nintendo and Switches. She had the Switch OLED, didn't she? Do you remember how shocked she was when I beat her at Mario Kart every time? She was like, I thought I was good, but you beat me every time. Yeah, well, I spent many, many months playing Mario Kart when I was depressed about Mila. What do you think I was doing all that time sitting in Germany in Airbnbs when I wasn't streaming or wanking? Yeah, I was playing Mario Kart whilst I was manifesting Mila back into my life. Do do do do do do do do do do. I don't know if I put money back into free trade. I don't like free trade. Number one, it's not free. Number two, it's not very liquid. So if I want to sell my stocks now, get the money now, I can't. I now gotta wait for them to give me my money back. Why don't they just give it to me now? Like, I could pay the— I could pay the credit card off now if they just give me my money. Literally, I could pay off now. I'd be in £400 overdraft. But, um, nope, gotta wait probably a day or two. I think the neighbor saw me by the window when I was shouting, I want it now! I've still got 180 in my day trading account. So as soon as I get that money, and then I've got to wait to withdraw it. I think it would be pretty fast withdrawing it from the app to my bank. It's just waiting for it to become withdrawable will take a day, maybe. Then what do I reinvest into? Maybe I just invest into content, like buy a plane ticket, fly a girl out. Probably get better returns on that. Unless I'm just drowning in so much money, I need to figure out what to do with it. I guess we'll wait until we get to that point. I bet Tesla and Barrick Gold's gonna rip now. Saw it all. What's up with the rental agreement? Nothing. I never said it was going to expire. Why would it expire? It's not an Airbnb. It's a house where someone lives. They want a tenant to pay them rent, not someone live here 5 months and then leave, and then they got to find another tenant. What's the point of that? Yeah, it's a 6-month introductory agreement where I have to agree to stay for a minimum of 6 months. Doesn't mean I have to leave after 6 months. Oh my God, it's not hard to understand. I don't have to keep explaining it. It's just so that They are guaranteed a minimum of 5 months of rent from me because I might move in and then be like, oh, I want to move out in a month, and then that would just waste their time and money. So they wanted me to agree that I'm going to be here for at least 5 or 6 months. Doesn't mean I have to move out after 6 months. I don't know why anyone would assume that. It's not an Airbnb, it's a rental property. Why would they want me to move out after 6 months? I don't need to extend it, it just automatically keeps rolling.

Oh God.

I've been explaining the same thing for like 4 months and people still don't get it. Why do people think it's gonna expire and then I've got to move out? Obviously it just keeps rolling on monthly from a monthly basis. No, they can't ask me to leave with 1 month notice. They gotta give me 2 months. And why would they— why would they do repairs now instead of before I moved in? Obviously, when the previous tenant moved out, they would have checked it to see if it needed repairs and then done the repairs whilst there were no tenants. Why would they wait until there's a new tenant and then do the— God, use your brains, for fuck's sake. Pissing me off now. This is the stupidest questioning I've ever heard. Are you all high or something? Why would they do repairs when they got a new tenant instead of doing it before they get the new tenant? And obviously they would have checked the condition of the house before looking for a new tenant. Jesus fucking Christ.

Idiots.

They're so fucking dumb sometimes. Where's my money? Maybe I'll ask K-Bug since Crypt is gone. So since Crypt is gone. Would you still want to come over? Or maybe give Crypt Some time to return. Yeah, I'll ask Kbug if she wants to come since Crypt is gone. Kbug, she's my— she was my 4th girl. 1st was Cake, 2nd was Moon, 3rd was Crypt. Now they've all gone, so I guess Kbug's my number 1 girl now. The second Canadian girl's gone as well. Didn't message me back. Maybe I just shut down my free trade account. Once I got my money out, stopped paying £6 a month for this stupid app. If I'm going to invest, I'd rather just, I don't know, use Revolut or Trading 212. At least Trading 212 pays you daily interest. You know that Alisa Chung person's also a guy, also does artwork, also into Japan and Asia. Do Revolut referrals? I did it with Sunny. We got £50 each. It was so annoying cuz I gave her the referral link she didn't use it and then started signing up to Revolut and then couldn't make another one because she already used her ID. So then she had to like phone or message Revolut to start again. And I was like, oh my God, why didn't you use the link? That was the whole point of sending you the link. Are you dumb? I have tried referring viewers, but you're all too lazy to sign up. There's too many steps and you all can't be bothered. Don't you want free £50? All you gotta do is sign up, add £15 to your account, and then spend it. You'll make 3 transactions, £5 each, and then we both get £50. No one wants to do it. You can earn £80 now. Earn £50 per friend, an extra £30 when they sign up for Pro. Oh, I'll give it a try. There, sign up. We both get £50 free. All you gotta do is sign up and put some money into it and buy something. Just, I don't know, buy some soap and shampoo on Amazon or go to Tesco and buy a sausage roll. So lazy, don't want to make free money. All you gotta do is click the link. Oh, it's not a scam. Look, it's Revolut. Let's say you were invited to Revolut, you put your mobile phone number. It's a licensed official bank. Oh, so lazy. I'm trying to help you make money for doing nothing. Where's my money? Come on, Freetrade, you made me lose £10,000. Cat had some catnip and then disappeared. There's too much stuff to do outside. Mice to catch. Look at the catnip patch on my carpet. Am I on good terms with Will at the moment? Uh, yeah, I think we patched things up. Just like I patched it up with Moon?

And Kaiba?

They all bent the knee. So it says, due to complexities of this process, UK and US stock orders will settle 2 working days after being executed. This is known as T+2. However, from 28th of May, US traded stocks will typically settle after 1 working day, or T+1. Oh, it's gonna take 2 days. I want the money now. Until cash settles approximately 1 or 2 business days later, you can't withdraw cash into your bank account. Annoying, isn't it? Oh, hey, Wallamite. Yeah, I might have to ban MMO. Been very annoying recently. Gonna have to give him a 1-week timeout. 10,000 minutes. No doxxing. Okay, I said to Kbug, now Crypt is out of the picture, do you want to still come over? She said, why? I'm 4th again. Moon is a T-word, Cake is gone, Crypt is AWOL, and I'm still last. I said, no, you're 1st now. They've all been eliminated. K-Bug's my number one girl now. The T word, uh, the one that keeps getting auto-modded, so I'm assuming I shouldn't say it. Tyrannosaurus Rex. Why is Kbug upset she's not number 1 when she wouldn't come meet me before I met Crypt anyway? Show some passion. Hmm, I don't know how. I already said she's cute. What more? I said she's cute and she's got a nice stomach. I don't really know what else to say.

She's got a nice stomach.

It's small and flat. I'm guessing Moon told Walamo to come tell us— tell me to ban people doxxing her. Sneeb was taking it too far, posting links and stuff. He exposed her completely public Instagram account. Very naughty. God, wind's crazy. If I went outside to stream, it'd be horrible. I want my stock money. I want to pay the credit card now. Probably take a day or two. Why would you watch the VOD when you can just watch me live now in the moment?

Hmm.

No one signed up with my link. God, you don't want free money? Okay, waste my time. Maybe time for a second lunch. What's that?

Pot noodle?

I think I've eaten all the pot noodles. Okay, bug doesn't really seem very thrilled about the idea of coming to see me because I placed her at number 4. Well, she's number 1 now. There's no one left. Cake's gone, Moon's gone, Crypt's gone, the other Canadian girl's gone. Yeah, Threesome Girl's gone too. Didn't reply to me. Would I unblock Moon? Nah, um, there's too much— too much damage has been done, too much bad blood. Get a Devon girl from Tinder. I don't know, I can't be bothered to go on dates. Number one, setting up the app without getting banned is really Annoying. I've got fresh phone, fresh number, fresh IP address, fresh photos. What if Sunny is like checking Tinder to see if I'm on it and then she reports me? I've got to go on dates, I've got to figure out what to wear, and then my face got pimples. Imagine I show up to the date with my car and there's like red sticky tape all over it, and then I've got to take down my camera setup in the car, or she'll be like, why have you got a phone mount on a tripod sellotaped to your chair? Oh God, and then I got to make boring small talk. I can't be bothered. Be myself. Oh yeah, that works so well. Girls see how I am on stream when I'm being myself and they run a mile. I am like battling with the idea of getting back on dating apps. I mean, I probably could get some sex. Like back in 2022, had sex with 3 girls, but none of it was good. It was all awful. It was probably the worst sex my whole life, and I had to go on multiple dates with them, and I didn't even find them attractive. I'd rather just fuck Bobby. Like, with the massive fat girl, I had to like really put effort into cumming, otherwise I was going to go soft. She was like human version of Jabba the Hutt. It was a ball of flesh with two arms and two legs sticking out of it.

It was awful.

And then the two ginger girls, awful. And one of them made me use. They both made me use a condom. Well, the first ginger girl, I slipped it in without her knowing. That there was no condom. And then halfway through sex, she was like, do you have a condom on? And I said no. And then she made me put one on, so I had to pull out and put one on and put it back in. Rubbish. And then the other one was very insistent I put a condom on. So it wasn't even good, it had to have condoms. That was rubbish. As if I'm gonna get anyone pregnant. I don't need a condom. Blood Bucket didn't make me use a condom. She let me nut inside 3 times. Look, she said this a day before she went missing. Still running around looking for suitcases.

Really?

You're saying it's not possible for a 50-year-old woman to get pregnant? Hmm, I guess she didn't get pregnant. Maybe we try again. Yeah, I don't know what to think. Like, did she lie and she trolled us and disappeared, or is she actually in trouble or got hurt? Maybe she just got hurt and she's not lying. Lying in a hospital bed? Oh God, it'd be so annoying if she got hospitalized. Now I can't have sex next month. Maybe I go live on YouTube. The title will be Emergency Request for Crypt Mama. Do you think she subscribed to me on YouTube, her mum? We— her YouTube channel was called Crypt Mama, wasn't it? And she had like one video of toys. Oh, I found it! It popped up straight away. Crypt Mama. I'm gonna leave a comment on her video. Hey, this is Daniel. Should I put Crypt or Cheyenne? Cheyenne has not replied in days and we were worried. Is she okay?

Send.

I put a comment. This is Daniel. Shine is not required in days and we will Worried. Do you think she'll reply? What if she says, sorry, but Crypts has told me she doesn't want to meet you? Crip's mum was begging her not to go. Crip showed me the screenshots, DMs with her mum. She— her mum was saying, please don't go, Shy. What if he ties you up in the closet? Cheyenne Williams, where you at, girl? Her name's so funny. We were worried, not I was worried. We the collective would like to inquire the status of your daughter. I was promised pussy in August. Where is Sha'Ann Williams? She promised me the pussy, and I expect to be delivered what I was promised. Sha'Ann Williams. Your daughter promised me sexual intercourse. And I was very much looking forward to it. She says, sorry, Cheyenne's not interested anymore, and I would be like, well, are you interested? Wink. Cheyenne's mum can't be more than 50-something. She must be Blood Bucket's age. Well, if you bang the daughter, surely you'd bang the mum. Oh, is that Ice? Oh no, I thought Ice was live. Ice never goes live anymore. He never just like goes live for fun. It's always got to be some event or some stupid 100-day subathon. He never just goes live and like has a chat or does something quirky like the good old days. Oh, what happened to the days of, oh hey guys, going live at the Wendy's? Going to do some IRL? No, it's always going to be like some silly Hunger Games, Squid Game nonsense. Bunch of nobodies standing around in a room 24/7. God, I miss old Ice. Still, no one does what he does, or did, cuz Ice was a, like, a rock star. In the IRL community, he was like the king of IRL. No one did it like him. No one ever did it as good as him either, even nowadays. You just probably didn't watch him when he was at his peak. Like 2016 days. Yeah, nowadays he's a bit washed up and boring. Yeah, I used to wish I could just go up to people and say silly stuff like that. What, Mr. Bean's room? No, I didn't see that. Oh, market tanking. Maybe I sold all my stocks at the perfect time. I wonder if Crip's mum's gonna reply. It's funny she got her mum to call her channel Crypt Mama. That's so funny. She's got these 2 random videos of this video game of wooden tanks hitting each other. The hell even is that? Getting hungry. Might have a sausage. I like it when the sausage is cold because it's not so oily and wet. Oh yeah, cold sausage is best.

Mm.

All oiled up so it goes in easier. Oh, it's so greasy. What if Crip's mum never sees the message? How can I get Crip's mum's attention? I need a packet of crisps, something dry after the oil. Would be nice. And, uh, maybe an orange. Beer would be pretty nice. I should probably work out before dinner. It's just not really my routine, but if I have a beer, I'll I'm scared I won't be able to work out because I'll be too drunk. The fire's not dirty. Any bacteria will get killed by the heat. Someone keep an eye out on Crypt's mum's channel, see if she replies.

Finished. Finished.

Do you think that was actually Crypt's mum, or was it just Crypt? Do you think Crypt would really go through that length to those lengths to do a scam? Maybe it was all genuine, and then she just changed her mind recently. I don't believe the whole thing was a scam from the beginning. I think that was actually her mum, because you go on the channel, your videos are 6 years old. Well, she's been posting this for 6 years. Well, the mum's in on the scam. Channel doesn't come up. Really? It's Crypt Mama. Look at the top. You just type Crypt Mama in search, shows up first result. Crip's mum likes Ronan Keating. Coldplay, Bare Naked Ladies. She has another channel. What's it called? Um. Shy Crypt Cutie. Oh, that's Shy's, uh, Crypt's YouTube channel, isn't it? 15th of April. Oh, is that where that screenshot of her face came from? From the short? Moon was screenshotting this face and telling me, look, this is Cripps, Daniel. Is this who you want to meet? You can do better. Moon was savage. Yeah, Moon screenshot this from the dog video and sent it to me saying that I could do so much better. She's got a TikTok, Shy Shy Williams. I don't know, I think maybe I prefer Crypt over Moon if we're talking about looks. Sure, Moon's slimmer. She got that. Is that a bubble floating in my garden? Crypt uses a lot of filters, so it's hard to say. She doesn't just use the skin filter like I do, but she uses these filters that change the shape of your face. I'm gonna get my shot in. Hmm.

Oh wow!

Oh, it actually worked! Oh wait, this is the wrong side of the shirt. That's the back side. I thought all the oil disappeared. Oh wow, yeah, look! The oil stain's gone. All I did was rub washing liquid into it and then wring it under some warm water.

Look at that.

Yeah, I'll wear the apron, I guess. Otherwise I've got to dab washing liquid on every stain, rub it in, then put it in the washing machine, I guess. Look, there's one there that I missed. I don't think I rubbed liquid. I missed some here as well. There was just so many. Yeah, don't need baking soda or that fancy stuff. Just rub some liquid on it. Yeah, I guess I gotta wear the apron. Oh God!

I've got pimples all over my chin, look.

Oh, that's a sausage. Oh, I got one there. Oh, one there. Oh, one here. Oh, this one's red. My chin hurts when I open my mouth to eat.

Oh God.

Oh, it hurts here.

I should wear the apron. I'm gonna make wagyu tonight. Might have beer. I have beer, wagyu with some chips, garlic bread. I think I'm gonna be 50 plus and still have pimples. I feel like I will. I can't believe it. I thought, oh, I'm in my 30s, I thought I wouldn't have pimples anymore. Maybe it's because I've been more sexual recently. Yeah, I remember Chihiro, she— her skin was fine, and then we'd start having a lot of sex, and then she'd get pimples on her chin. Oh God, what time is it?

5:20.

Oh, dragging. Without IRL, the day drags. Oh God, it's not even 5, it's 4. At least IRL provides challenges, like trying to set up. Uh, what's all this? It's like bits of rice. At least IRL gives you this challenge of Figuring out how to get the stream to work properly. When you're in the house, everything's just easy. You never get disconnected. You don't need stabilization, really. You could grow a little plant in this, put some soil. A little tomato seed. What came in this? Was it the cock ring? Oh, what happened to my rosemary? Rosemary got crushed. I took this when I was with Sunny. I took it on the Nothing phone, 100-megapixel camera. Looks pretty good. I haven't tried the cock ring. Cock ring? I don't like it because it makes all your veins pop and it looks scary. I sent the Nothing phone back because I couldn't do wide angle like this. IRL Pro, IV cam, nothing. would work. You need a Samsung for these third-party apps to let you use all the cameras. All these Chinese phones, they don't have API access. Only the default camera lets you use everything. Chat's dead because I've banned a lot of people. I've banned four people who used to chat a lot. Three of them only just spam negative stuff, which was annoying. I banned M M O T I N G guy. Because he kept doxxing Moon. And then I banned those 3 other, other people because they kept— all they did was spam, like, troll hate comments.

Unban MMO?

Uh, I don't know, maybe, but if he starts doxxing again, I've got to ban him again. So it's your points on the line. All right, MMONO is banned— unbanned. But if he starts doxxing, I got to ban him again. Those are the rules. Is Kay coming? She said it's going to be hard. She said she needs some time. For us to get close again after what I said. I said, "Okay, I understand." I said some terrible things. Now she's my number one girl. Well, if K-Bug doesn't come before November, then I guess I will meet AJ first and then meet in Thailand, I guess. Maybe just go Japan now since there's no girls coming now. What am I sitting around for?

Mm-hmm.

I just thought I'd take advantage of UK summer before leaving. Because why would I leave here when the weather's not freezing? If I'm gonna go, I might as well just wait until winter so I'm not here during winter. Otherwise I might have to come back during winter and it'd be horrible. Tin to jolt. Probably next week. This week I want to go to Ditsworthy Warren and test out the iPhone setup, and if all that's good I'll proceed to Tier B locations, although I would place Tintergel as a Tier A location. But until we get the setup perfect, I'm only restricting access to Tier C locations. Well, I can't go out now because the weather's horrible and windy and it's too late. Half 4 now. Tokyo this time. Do you remember I went to Tokyo last year? I did one stream outside. I got fed up because YouTube had this Glitch where it said I only had ten viewers, and I thought I actually only had ten viewers. And then I got mad and gave up and went home. And I said, "I'm never going outside ever again." And then I got Sunny to come over, and I smashed her for like a week. That's why. Didn't you realize I went missing? I didn't stream for like five days. Yeah, I was so mad. I was walking all about and I start the stream and I didn't know where to go, and everywhere there's just massive buildings and traffic, and I got so fed up. I do not like Tokyo. It's got this weird feeling where everything's massive. The roads are huge, like airport runways. I went to the Emperor's Palace. It's boring. And I went home and started stream again. All I did was rant on and on about this glitch where it said only had 20 viewers. The hell was that weird glitch? So I only enjoyed Tokyo with Sunny and then Faster. Didn't really stream much, just streamed in the apartment. I don't even know. Remember when you had viewbotters? Yeah, the way I fixed that was I just set— I changed settings so you can't embed the stream, and then the bots stopped. I think they were using some kind of Microsoft SharePoint website to embed the stream and then send bots to it. So as soon as I disabled embedding, the bots stopped. No, I had like 20,000 viewers on YouTube.

With the bots.

Um, yeah, I don't know what to do in Tokyo if I stream there. I feel like the city's too big and there's nowhere interesting or relaxing to go to. Could go to Yo-Yo, uh, Meiji Shrine. It's quite nice walkabout. Well, am I just gonna go to Meiji Shrine every time? Go in massive department store and lag and get told off for filming. Maybe Kyoto. Kyoto has loads of nice places to walk around. You've got Arashiyama, you got bamboo forest, you got, um, that Inari Fushimi Mountain would be good for streaming. I just go up that mountain every day. I think Kyoto would be pretty good. I go back to where Sunny used to live. That'd be weird. I'll go stream at Sunny's old house. In Japan, I'll be like, "This is where me and Sunny banged. This was the Indian restaurant we ate at." She lived in. I mean, Obama's quite a nice place. Had some nice little like mountain trails. No, her apartment was massive. Actually, her apartment's bigger than my place. She had a living room the size of this and a kitchen, but the kitchen was like part of the living room, so it was that kitchen plus this room. And then she had a bedroom which was probably bigger than this conservatory, and then she had a spare room full of junk. And yeah, really nice bathroom with a nice bathtub. Yeah, the place she lived in was quite nice. Lots of places, you know, it kind of feels like here actually, but in Japan. So you've got the mountains, we got hills here, tors, and then it's just loads of old people and pensioners, which is like Devon. And driving is pretty easy there, like it is here. It's just, it's Japan instead of Devon. So, you know, I always say London's shit, but UK countryside is nice. Why don't I just go Japan countryside. Why do I always go to a city in Japan? Maybe I rent a car and then I just find some mountain. I go up there every day. Why does Japan have to always equal Tokyo or a city and walking around in big busy areas? Also, people outside of the cities are probably nicer. Could get a bicycle again. What happened to my Oriental Pearl interview? I never did one. What do you mean? What interview? I never met her. But can I get an apartment outside of the city? Maybe I'll just get a van and I'll sleep in the van. I don't know, it's hard doing Japan, isn't it? No, I didn't do an interview with any girl Japan content creator. Don't know what you're talking about. No idea what you're saying. I need toilet. If I go to Japan, I gotta do all this stuff like cat cafe. I don't know, but whatever is in Japan, I guess maid cafe. See what I see.

Dayo.

Yeah, Venus Angelic. That was 5 years, 4 years ago. She deleted it ages ago. She also fell out with the guy that we did it with. The, um, he was like her moderator. Yeah, it was really awkward. We did a Discord phone call and it was me, her, and this guy, her Discord moderator or something. And then we were like talk— he would ask questions and we would tell our story. It was really lame. It was like about bullying and getting bullied. It was really boring. No wonder she scrapped it. And she sounded like she was high on meds or something. She had no energy. And she never posted it.

Mhm. I don't know about Japan.

I feel like it brings back a lot of trauma for me. It's now 3 painful memories. There's Chihiro, Sunny, and now Faster, all connected to Japan. I went to Japan twice with Faster. I went to Osaka in 2023. Everything just brings back bad memories. Sometimes I don't even know if to Thailand's a good idea, but I'm tempted by stuff like luxury condo, warm weather. Tobitsushinchi on loop. Put you guys in the backpack while I smash. It will only be 20 minutes, probably. Well, if I go again, I'm not cheaping out. I'm going to get a nice place for a month or two, get a condo apartment. Do I watch any shows when I'm not streaming? Nope, cuz I'm never not streaming. I've not never not been not streaming for a whole month. I started on the 19th of June, I think. It's the 15th of July now, so it's been nearly a month. I've made about $5,500, and my debt has not gone down at all. Maybe there's some, uh, maybe there's some unknown viewer in Japan lurking that we won't know of until I go back there. It's like Sunny. We didn't know about Sunny at all until I went to Japan in 2023. We only knew of Sunny because I went to Japan. If I didn't go to Japan, I don't think she would have reached out. Oh, actually, she did say that if I didn't— if we didn't meet in Japan, she might have reached out later when I was in the UK when she came back. But I feel like going to Japan triggered the meeting of Sunny. The meeting of the meat. So you never know what happens. Sometimes you just gotta go and then, don't know, someone might just show up. Hot girl, maybe. Ding ding ding ding ding. I was looking forward to making a vlog series with Crypt as well. Picking up my new girl at the airport. We planned out all the video titles on stream, remember? This new Superman show looks so stupid. Why does his suit look like, like it was just made by some cosplayer? And the guy looks really dull. There's something about the actor, it just— I don't know, like, he looks very boring. I never liked Superman. I think he's a really boring, one-dimensional character. He's just really strong and really quick. Wow. Look, if you stream around these areas, you get pressed by these Nigerian scammer people. Do you remember they started following Ice around because he was filming? They wanted him to delete the stream. Yeah, I would not want to go Tokyo with these people here. Look, Tazo pressed by Nigerians.

Damn it.

How about I get some, uh, Red Bull?

Bro, I'll teach you some lesson. Oh yeah, come on, I'll call the police on you if I'm in the Phone. I'll beat you anyhow.

Now it's a live stream.

I'll tell you, you make money from this, right? Let me call you police if you don't believe me now.

Okay, these people are scary.

You think I'm joking? I'll smack you here now.

It's a live stream.

You do live stream for making your fucking money. You brought it inside here.

Why are they so mad?

Like, they're mad because he filmed, but then they're like following him and walking Into the mall. Ah, I'd be scared if I was him. This is why I don't want to go to Japan. These Nigerian scammer people are terrifying. I don't know why the police allow it. Apparently that it was like in the '80s or something, the Japanese government allowed 4,000 visas to 4,000 Nigerians to like promote diversity or something. And then they all became jobless or something, started working for the mafia, the Yakuza, and then they had kids. And then these are the Descendants. And then all they do is like this shady bar work. Apparently they were so good, apparently the Yakuza used to use Korean guys to like hustle on the street and intimidate people, but then they got the Nigerians to do it instead because they were way more intimidating. But then the Nigerians just started their own like gang and left the Yakuza. I read something about it. No, I read this. I didn't make it up. Fresh imports, really?

Calm down. Hey, calm down. I hate white people, you know. Wait, why did you do that? Why did you do that? Why did you do that? Run, desert. Oh God, he's a crazy man.

Gosh, that hit my heart rate.

Anyway, have a good night.

He's just completely ignoring him. I'll be terrified.

What's wrong? He's angry because he's burned. I was fucking sitting down, you were videoing me.

Yeah, it's all right. Look how mad he is.

Being a white streamer. Why is it legal so well without this? It's allowed. You want to make money, right? Go find a police officer.

It's okay.

It's allowed. It's legal. It's legal.

It's a livestream.

It's you are making money.

It's in public.

It's fine, bro. It's not public. You know why, huh? They are putting you on your video.

So mad because he got videoed and he's making money.

All right, please come down. No, no, no. You talk like me. We can get the police if you want. Why you do this?

This is my job.

This is what you're doing. You are the one. This idiot is the one that put people on the street. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I will fuck you up now. Police tazo. Police tazo. Am I your friend? Why would you talk to me? Why you do that?

Why?

What do you mean? Why you take your criminal skin? It's allowed. It's not in Japan. This is how you make money. This is what you're using making money, right? It's legal, okay? It's not fucking legal, man. You are making money out of me. It's legal. What's wrong with you? Nothing in the camera vicinity, okay? Bro, bro, you just calm down. Please, please, please. I walk away from him. Why did you do that? It's so dumb.

They're like mad because he took the video, but then they're following him and they're getting in his video even more. Just walk away. Oh God, these people are so fucking stupid. Yeah, I don't want to go to Tokyo.

Live stream.

What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? In Japanese, in Japanese, being a violent savage. Okay, okay. You know, it's, it's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. Taser walk away from heaven. It's live stream. I need to keep going. And it's for my safety because he's going to attack me, so I need to have video evidence of it. So can you just like leave me alone? All right, thank you.

All right, anyway, where's Nick? He handled it pretty good though. He was pretty calm. I would have been pissing myself. I would have been terrified. He handled it really well, I think.

Okay, it's legal, don't worry about it. It's legal, it's fine.

He's lucky he looks like a big guy. How big's Taser? He looks like a normal-sized man, so he's pretty safe— further than I would have been. Like, you can, you can see his shoulders and like his pecs. He looks like a normal-sized man, which is probably what saved him.

Yeah, okay, do it. Tazo, walk away. What is wrong with you? Uh, yeah, I'm gonna meet Nick here somewhere. Why do they keep following you if they don't want to go on camera?

Yeah, exactly. They're like so mad because they're on camera, yet they still keep following them— him. Becoming more on camera. He's tall but skinny. He looks quite normally built to me. Oh yeah, I don't want to go to Tokyo.

They don't understand that it's a live stream. I'll teach you some lesson. Oh yeah, hey, come on, I'll call the police on you now. If I'm in your phone, I'll beat you anyhow. It's a live stream, I'll tell you, all over the internet now.

Oh God, I don't want to go outside and stream anymore. Seeing stuff like that puts you off it. Definitely wanted something like a flip. It, it did happen to Ice as well, I think, back in 2020, but they weren't that aggressive and they kept following him as well. They did the same thing, but Ice was with someone, I think, at the time. Ice had like a bunch of people with him. Yeah, I'd be scared to stream around places like that. Japan. The problem with Japan is they got a lot of shady businesses going on, like Yakuza stuff, bar girls, brothels. Like the Infomen place, they got brothels all over the place doing like adult stuff. So you walk around filming, they're going to get pissed. But it's hard to avoid because there's like adult stuff every fucking way in Japan. In these nightlife central area bits, and then you go into like the shady parts with these scam bars, and they see you're filming. They're going to be mad. I was doing a stream before I knew Tobitoshinchi. I accidentally walked into Tobitoshinchi, not knowing what it was, and I was streaming, and they started yelling at me. I don't know if any of you were watching me back then. It was like twenty. 2017, before— I think it was when I just moved in with Chihiro, before we got married. I was exploring the slum area and then I just took a wrong turn, ended up in Tabata Shinchi. I turned this— I went— once I realized what it was, I was like, oh shit, is this the brothel place? I turned the stream off and then I had a fuck. People like, where's Daniel? I turned the stream off and I just fucked one of them. I remember I tried minimizing the app. I tried closing the app for the stream and locking my screen and walking past, and they were yelling at me, no video! And I said, I'm not streaming, but they could see my phone was still on. I thought I locked it. I wish I had that footage. Yeah, and then you got these women in Japan. They see you filming, they they cover their face and run away. And then you got like these hostile guys who get mad at you as well. Japan's scary for streaming, especially the old men. You got the old men, the sex workers, the scam bar people, the Nigerian scammers, the girl bars who just stand at the side of the street holding a sign. Do you remember they would line up on the street when it gets dark? Advertising their bars. And when I walk past with my stream, they'd all turn away and hide their face. And I was like, what the fuck are you hiding your face for? Why are you ashamed that you're advertising some bar? Get a real job then. You're basically a human signpost. All hiding their faces like they think they're some special valuable celebrity that I'm Paparazzering. I'm just walking by. I'm not trying to film you. Get over yourself. Japan pisses me off. Yeah, didn't Blood Bucket get mad? Because that was the other stream. That was like 2023, not 2017. But yeah, I was biking home and I was on the way home and then Tobitsushinchi was like halfway in between my house and where I was. So I thought, I might drop by Tobitsushinchi, have a sneaky fuck. So I pretended I got disconnected. I just turned off Wi-Fi. I left it on the disconnected screen. Be right back. Half an hour later, I was back. Just nutted. Blood Bucket was not very happy. She was like, "He abandoned us. He didn't even explain." I had to take a nut break. Two hours? Really? It's more like half an hour. Yeah. Well, if you're on the way home and Top of the Trinity is just there, you might as well drop in for a.

Fuck.

Why not? You only live once. Just fuck some young Japanese girl at Tobu Shinji.

It was fun.

Blow all the money I made on the stream today on that 30 minutes. So worth it. I don't even remember what the girl looked like or anything. I don't even remember what the sex was like. It was completely forgettable. Yeah, I— it took me a while to find a girl. Like usual, you can't— no, you don't just— one does not just enter Tobita Shinchi and choose the first girl they see. There's like 50 girls. You want to find the girl that you find hot. Why would you choose the first one you see? You want to have a good look around, circle around a few times. The awkward bit is when you want to go up to the entrance and have a good look close up, and they keep talking to you whilst you're trying to decide. Hmm, they start posing as well when you stand there and you're like looking. They know you're looking, so they like sit up straight. Arch their back, pop out their boobs. They look forward, don't make eye contact. They're like, okay, he's looking. And then you got you got to decide. Sit there and decide. And then you're like, hmm, nah, I'll come back later. Yeah, they make you use a condom. They'll jerk you off without a condom, I guess. Yeah, and then when you decide on one, you go in, take shoes off, they hold your hand, they take you by the hand and lead you upstairs. It's cute. I don't know whose name was. And then they, they guide you to the room upstairs. They hold your hand, sit you down. I like to have a little hug before we start. Give a little hug, sniff the neck, make it seem a little bit less transactional. Then they go and have a shower. I think they do. They They don't come back wet or cold or damp. So they go— I think they go and take the money to the guy. There's probably like a guy in the back room counting all the money, and he's also there for safety, maybe. So if the girl starts screaming, he's going to bust in and kick your ass. They definitely probably have like a guy in the back room. Yeah, so they tell you to undress and put your clothing in the basket, and then they go off somewhere and they come back. They come back with like a glass of tea, and then they start applying lube. They tell you to lie down on the mattress, which I don't like because I don't want to lie down. I want, I want to like cuddle and stuff and do touching. They want you to lie down so they can suck you. So they start off with a blow— with a handjob, and then they go to a blowjob. But you have to tell them you want to be on top, otherwise they're going to ride you. I don't like it, so I always like— I take them by the arm and like guide them down. So that I'm on top. They always got this smell though. They've got this smell like, I don't know, like an artificial, synthetically made fragrant smell. They don't smell like a person. They all have that smell. I don't like it. It's also the smell mixed with the tatami mat, so it's like the smell of their shampoo or whatever plus the tatami mat. There's no meaty smell or like girl smell, so it's very boring. I think most of the time it was just bad sex. It was not worth it. Maybe like 5 times out of 20 it would be okay, but it's such a gamble. A lot of the time you pay the money and you fuck and you leave and you're like, well, that was shit. I want my money back. That was just awful. Like it smells bad, or she's really boring and robotic. I've wasted so much money on bad sex. That's why I like Sunny so much. It felt so good and so real and raw, and I nut inside every time. And like, we kissed and touched and did foreplay. It was so good. And we did it hundreds of times for free, not paying $200 per bang. That's why you want a girlfriend. This is so much better. It's the real deal. And yeah, okay, these Tobita Shinji girls conventionally looked better than Sunny, but the sex was terrible.

It was all rubbish.

What the fuck? There's a screenshot of a news article from 2024. Says 2 missing people found dead in Whitehorse, Shrewatcher Lake. One named Cheyenne Williams, 24, were recovered from a vehicle in Shrewatcher Lake. Where's that? Same name as well. Kind of weird. What if Crypt isn't actually called Cheyenne Williams and she like assumed the identity of this dead person? It's in Canada. I wonder where she went in Canada. She said 7 hours by bus or train. It could be anywhere up here, like one of these Northwest Territories, Saskatchewan. See if my mum replied.

No.

It says there's 3 comments, but the only one I see is mine. Oh, there's 2 replies. It's just stupid trolls. Fuck you, scumbag. You don't give a fuck about Cheyenne. You only want her for sex cuz you stank ass bean playing gay with the sex Stupid weirdo trolls. Who the hell talks like that? Yo, stank ass, been playing gay with a sex doll. Go back your mama house. Fucking weirdos. At least learn to type properly. Yo, stank ass bitch. Imagine people actually speaking like that in real life. Damn, Barrick Gold tanking 2%. Good thing I sold it. Barrick Gold tanking. Russell tanking too. Good thing I sold. Look, everything's tanking. Whole Tesla tank too. Damn, I'm a genius. I sold everything. Perfect timing. Her mum's YouTube channel has videos on it from six years ago. I really doubt it's an old account. Oh, I got my stomach. So it's five o'clock. Perhaps dinner seven-ish. Workouts half past six. Yeah, isn't Mice close with Crypt? How come Mice doesn't know? But if they're friends, maybe he would keep it secret. You don't know what Who's Mice? Uh, came with the Turkey Tom wave. Seemed like they were close to Crypt.

Very weird.

Windy the whole day. Why is mice annoying? Look at this. Look at all the weeds in my garden. They're starting to get long. I really need to pull some out. I can't be bothered. They're gonna get knee-high. Oh yeah, my overdraft is zero now because I got money from Bee Livery.

But that's zero.

Yay, zero again. Might get the refund for the hat soon. Just gotta wait for the GoPro and I'll be up £300 out of overdraft. I can put the £300 towards the credit card. Finally, we've stopped the insane spending for the IRL setup. Resisted temptation to buy a TV and a monitor. Unfortunately kept the Switch 2, but it's okay. Yeah, I put my chair out there when I used to sit in the garden and I couldn't be bothered to bring it back in. And I haven't actually sat in the garden since I got the chair. I think I've used the chair maybe twice. As soon as I got the chair, the weather got really bad and I stopped sitting in the garden. So last sighting, it seems like Mice hasn't talked to Cripps since she was at the camp. She came back. From the camp last Wednesday, was active for 3 days, then vanished. Last message was the 11th. When was that? Friday. Yeah, Friday was when she was supposed to post the picture and then didn't reply to me. That was Friday.

Wait.

I forgot now. Wait, when was she on the stream? It was when I was at Oakhampton Castle. It was the Lidford Gorge stream. When was that? I should rename my stream VODs so it's the actual place I went to. It must have been— I can tell because it's got the cryptic Out from on it. Maybe it was this four days ago. No, that was just the Tesco stream when I was looking for a hat. I think it was this one.

No.

Maybe it was this one. Yeah, Gorge and Saxon Castle. It was, um, 5 days ago. Oh, maybe there's another one. I forgot now. Was she in the chat on Friday? Maybe that was the last time. When was Friday? Today's Tuesday, so it'd be 2, 4, 5 days ago. So yeah, last time she was on Discord was also on Friday.

I—

it's like she disappeared from everywhere at the same time. Where was I when she was in the— I think I was outside, wasn't I?

Eh?

Gefällig. I was at the cheese ring place, wasn't I, on that delivery day? I don't think Cripps was in the chat when I went to Daniel Gum Cave.

Very mysterious.

Who's this weirdo Jim? He likes Death Note and Foo Fighters and Dark Souls. Sounds like some edgy teenager. And Cody Cody. Joined 2017. Losers and weirdos. It's just kind of weird because to be completely gone and banished from everywhere instead of like admitting it was a troll, being like, haha, look at Daniel, got him good. But to just be like completely gone is kind of weird. Maybe she got arrested. Do they let you have your phone when you're arrested? Surely they give you some time to like let your friends and family know what happened. You know, I always wonder, like if you say you got arrested for murdering someone, you're going away for 20 years. Okay, what happens to your car and your house and your job? Do they give you some time to sort Sort everything out, and how do they make sure you're not going to do a runner? Because you got to sell your car. You got to tell your landlord you're going to be in jail for twenty years. What about all your stuff? Sounds like such a hassle. Unfortunately, I will have to move out because I am going to jail for 20 years. Yeah, what about your pets, your projects, your plants, everything you're working on? Like the work you were doing at your job where you were part of it? God, sounds like such a hassle. And then you gotta sit in a room for 20 years or more. You walk out and then you're an old man. Whole life just wasted. I can't imagine what that feels like. I'd be, I'd be so mad. I'd be like, fuck, I really shouldn't have done that thing, wasted my whole life in jail. Why would I leak Kbug's info? I don't have any info, and I'd never leak anyone's info. I mean, I wouldn't mind getting banged. Being in jail must be so boring. The only fun thing to do would be Getting banged. Well, I'd be worried about getting injured because they don't have lube. I heard they just put some spit and shove it in, but then you can get anal damage. And do you think they'll give you a break just because you got anal damage? They'll probably shove it in anyway. You get ripped, and not in a good way. Like, if the prison are just going to allow it to happen, they should at least provide some lube. That's the least they could do. Vaseline in every— baby oil in every room. I don't understand why they allow multiple prisoners in the same room. Just put a divider. Or is that part of the punishment?

What the hell was that sound?

It sounds like an air raid siren. The wind blowing is making all these weird sounds, wheezing and whining. Well, just don't do the crime. It's not worth it. 1 hour until workout sesh and then dinner with Biru. I'm a bit worried they put the Exynos 2500 in the Flip 7 instead of the Snapdragon 8. I hope that's not gonna make it bad. Why don't they just stick with the Snapdragon? Flagship power or foldable flop? Ah, doesn't quite match the Snapdragon 8 Elite in the S25 series. Nah, I don't care about monitors anymore. I'm too busy streaming to be at my computer anyway. 7 days until I get my flip 7.

嗯。啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦。呃。 What is that?

Why is he parking on my drive? Why'd he park on my drive blocking my car?

Bit weird.

The driveway here is so annoying. To let one car in, the other one has to come out and let him in, because if he parks in front of the other car, then that car can't get out if they're going out first. The driveways here are really silly because it's like single file, room for 2 cars, so you constantly have to shuffle the cars backwards and forwards. Thank God I've only got one car. I don't know how you do a 2-car household with a single file driveway. It's such a pain. We found crypt. Where? Mice is saying she has a sick mum and work. Uh, I never heard that she had a sick mum. And what work? I thought she just finished that camp thing, so how does she have work now? I've never seen her say anything about her mum being sick. Well, she could explain it, like just say, oh, my mum's sick, busy now, it'll take one second. What does ATE mean? She said I can start my ATE for entry to the UK this week. Oh, ETA. No, start my ATE. Start my ETA would be weird. Not desperate, I'm just curious. So weird. I'm intrigued. I like a good mystery. It's like a murder mystery. What happened to Crypt? We must put the evidence together. Very strange what possibly could have happened. Like, something massively catastrophic could happen in one's life where you go missing from the internet for days. Like someone died. Not me though. My dad died. I went livestream straight away. Made $500 super chat. Terry TV was telling me I should turn off super chats because it's disrespectful. Isn't the TikTok just same as a YouTube? It's got the same videos on it. Crypt disappeared for a week before. Yeah, I remember, and Mice messaged me saying to me— I got the DMs at the time, I didn't care. Where is it? Yeah. I don't know, it is Mice. Also, Cheyenne is going to be gone for the week, but she wants to make sure you don't forget her. That was in April. Yeah, but at least that time she said something. This time she said nothing, even to Mice. Yeah, the timing is strange with the passport pic proof thing. Maybe if the pic proof thing wasn't at the same time, it would be less weird. Very mysterious. I thought the whole wanting to do a voice chat because she thinks I'm a catfish or a troll— I mean, or an AI— was kind of weird as well. Why would you think I'm a catfish or an AI? That was the beginning of the weirdness. Yeah, I'm basically on a voice call right now. Don't know, like, she's— she did say she was really scared of flying. Maybe the idea of flying since August is getting closer and closer, and now that maybe she did get the passport and it's like freaking her out. Because now she actually has to fight, and now she's like really freaking her out or something. Because she was like full of bravado. I'm gonna see him even if he doesn't want to meet blah blah blah. Now. Things have shifted. Don't know. Very strange. I have a feeling it's like cold feet, maybe changing her mind. She doesn't know if she wants to come or not, so she's just ghosting for the time being. Because she doesn't know the answer. 6 o'clock. Might start my workout regime. I can't drink after— I mean, I can't exercise after I drink. It's too hard. I don't think I'll get that wasted from one bottle, but I don't know, I don't want to risk it. I need to keep up with my biceps. The beeru is a rewardo. Rewardo for the beeru. Get the biceps out. Let's get active. Get on your feet, guys. Join me.

Workout. Warm up.

Damn, 12 kg is so light compared to 15.

Good.

And massive.

Oh, it got bigger.

See?

It's funny how a couple months ago I was thinking of banning Crypt because she kept scaring all the girls away. And now I feel kind of sad she's gone. Weird, isn't it? A month, maybe a month ago and a bit, I was sick and tired of her. Now she gone.

All right, one more. All right.

Yeah, look at the bicep. Years of training honing this muscle.

Ah, I'm done.

Done.

Did she really say that? That she'll go MIA to see how I cope? Kind of sounds like she would say that. Do you have a screenshot? Post on Discord.

Oh God.

That's how you train them. My biceps get massive. Look at the size of it. Look, I'm not even flexing. Now I am. Look at that, massive. Look, not even flexing.

Flexing.

Massive bicep. I already did push-ups. I did push-ups in the morning.

30.

All you need are biceps. I don't know why you care about other ones. Like, Quads or whatever. I do my pecs and I do my triceps when I do my push-ups. And also I do my pecs when I do my bicep curl because I'm using my pecs as well. Who cares about my legs? As if I'm going to sit here going, wow guys, look at my legs.

Hoo!

Hoo!

I'm not flexing my legs. Boring. Couldn't give a shit about my legs. Why do I have so many beers? Because someone sent them to me. No, I'm not trying to gain weight. I'm trying to increase my strength so I could lift heavier objects, like 60 kg girls. Lift them, bounce them off my dick. Look at the size of my bicep. My legs are fine. I can do 25,000 steps in a day. I can do 15— I can probably do 16 kg One rep, maybe. Look, my bicep's getting massive.

Look.

It's too early for dinner! But I need my protein now! How long until I should take protein after I've done my workout. Look, looking huge. Tech stock market. I know how I just randomly went from 120 viewers up to 153 viewers, but there's no one new in the chat.

Okay. Okay.

Hot market's tanking. Did I sell at the top? Holy shit, I'm a fucking genius. It's gonna tank. Russell tanked. Tesla tanked. Barrick Gold tanked. Oh my God, I sold everything just before it started tanking. I'm gonna be rich. I mean, I am rich. I got £4,400 on its way. I sold all my stocks. Look, 4,377 unsettled, waiting for it to enter my withdrawable cash account. Then I can pay off all my Amazon card. I get my Kick pay tomorrow, 1,100. YouTube pay in 5 or 6 days, so probably next week. And then another kick pay next week. The money is just flowing in. Ah, I thought she'd be sad if she died. She has been a consistent presence in the streams and the community. Yeah, I know I do care about people. I don't know why people think I don't. I've shown many examples where I cared about people, like when Total Biscuit died. I was very sad and I cried. My dad died, I cried. And when my cats died, I cried. So I don't know why people think I don't care unless I'm having sex with them. Didn't have sex with Total Biscuit, did I? But stupid haters want to believe that I only care if it means I'm having sex or not.

So stupid.

I feel great sadness and pain when things I care about die. Yeah, and I cried at the police station when the police told me off. I cried because it was at that moment I knew it was over with Chihiro. Maybe I thought there was some chance. Maybe. Could rekindle with Chihiro last year. But when I realized, yeah, she reported me to the police. Look at me sitting in this interrogation room. It's really over. That's why I cried. It was like maybe a moment of closure. Maybe it's like the final. Realization that, yeah, it really is finished. That's what made me so sad. Yeah, why does she message me Merry Christmas after that if she wants me to leave her alone? Maybe I go back to Japan and report her to the police for harassing me. She keeps messaging my mom and she keeps messaging me Merry Christmas. Yeah, I keep ordering stuff on Amazon, I keep returning them, I get to see the postwoman every day. Don't give me ideas. That wasn't my intention, but I kind of been enjoying A little bit of interaction with a cute lady. Post lady, probably same age as Chihiro right now. She must also realize that I'm new here, cuz I guess she would I guess she used to deliver the post to the previous tenant. I wonder if she used to chat to the previous tenant and knew that she was moving out. But she didn't say anything to me like, oh, welcome to the neighborhood. I just started getting post and I recognized same woman every day. I don't get post every day though. I get post like twice a week if it's bills or junk mail. Who is Mice? Apparently it's a guy, but it seems like they were close to Crypt. I think they both came from Turkey Tom. Don't know if they knew each other before the Turkey Tom video dropped. I thought Bitch Sensei or Rosetta Stone phone was obsessed with Vichy. Is Mice a different person? I thought Mice was a girl. I don't know, I'm confused. Yeah, she kept calling Crypt Mom. She would say, Mummy, Mummy's here. The name was Corrupted Mice on YouTube. I could probably find the Super Chat message. Wonder why the mum's sick. What do you mean, like chronically sick with a disease, or just ill with a cold or flu? I never heard anything about this mum being sickly. Four people killed in plane crash in London. I want to take you straight to Southend Airport, where there is a statement being. It's aeroplane. Why are British people saying airplane as well now? Aeroplane.

What?

He's saying airplane. The fuck? It's aeroplane. Aeroplane. Why are you saying airplane?

Yesterday.

Yesterday afternoon, an aircraft which had landed here earlier in the day took off bound for the Netherlands. Shortly after takeoff, it got into difficulty and crashed within the airport boundary. Sadly, we can now confirm that all 4 people on board died. We are working to officially confirm their identities. At this stage, we believe all 4 are foreign nationals. Our thoughts are with the The families and their colleagues at this tragic time. I can promise that those— I grew up, everyone around me said aeroplane. The only time you hear airplane is from Americans. And the wider public for their patience and their understanding. I know there will be a lot of questions about what happened here yesterday. We are doing all we can to establish the facts. He's got that funny accent. We will provide Unfortunately, four people died in a plane crash today, and we are doing all we can to find out what happened. What is that accent?

Thank you.

Care and dignity. Our detectives and forensic teams are working in parallel with air accident investigators. Our detective teams are working in parallel. Sounds funny. London Southend Airport to build an accurate.

Picture of what happened, and air accident investigators to support their work.

See, this guy sounds way posher. Thank them for all of their hard work during this period.

We are in constant dialogue with our operating airlines, and as I'm sure it's Simons, and I'm principal inspector at the Air Accidents Investigation Aircraft. Operations to our facility, individuals alike.

Part of their investigation into that crash on Sunday just beyond the runway at. Oh no, I'm watching the BBC. Oh, pay the license. Uh oh. You have to pay the license if you watch the BBC YouTube channel. What if I use the BBC weather app? Holy shit! Men who cut down UK's iconic sycamore tree sentenced to four years. Four years in jail to cut down a stupid tree. Was it worth it? They're like, yeah, we cut that fucking tree down good. Well worth four years in jail. Imagine thinking a tree is worth 4 years of your life. Stupid idiots. Why would you cut a tree down? People need to find hobbies, don't they? Colombia's coffee harvest.

Well, we have heard from the Kremlin in the last hour or so saying that Ukraine has been given a signal to continue the war. That's after President Trump approved billions of dollars of new arms sales. This is Dmitry Peskov. Who speaks to the media, he described that announcement as very serious. In Ukraine—

I like it when they do deep breaths on the news. In Ukraine.

And in Russia, meanwhile, Russian officials are saying a Ukrainian drone attack overnight on regions near the border have injured at least—

She sounds Australian. Like she's Australian, but she's trying to make the accent less obvious.

Is eighteen people in Ukraine. A strike on Zaporizhzhia by Russian drones overnight injured two, and several buildings were badly damaged. More Ukraine also high on the agenda in Brussels. You can see them here: foreign ministers who are meeting there from the 27 European Union member states. They're in a meeting today.

We've heard boring. Ah, nothing on YouTube to watch, is there? It's all boring. Imagine being able to build anything just by thinking about it.

Meet Base 44.

I don't think 50 days is very long, and it could be Sooner than that. I don't think 50 days is very long.

You should have asked that same question to Biden.

Why did he get us into this war?

You should ask that question. Yeah, and what did he tell you?

Why did he get us into this war?

You know why he got us in? Because he's a dummy.

That's why.

He's a dummy. I thought he was going to say something clever.

He's a dummy.