everything has failed i lost it all...

Okay, I think that was the last time I do

that.

I'll just keep streaming, whatever.

I'm not gonna keep ending the stream over

and over.

What if I just keep ending and starting it

for the next whole hour?

Well, we ended 2 streams.

Do they come back straight away?

Then I guess my theory of ending the

stream doesn't

actually mean anything.

I wonder if I do a members-only stream,

even though there'd be like one person

watching.

They're back straight away.

It's only been a minute.

Turn on subscribers only, but that's just

for chatting, isn't it?

嗯。

It's also weird because sometimes in the

analytics—

so all, usually all of the bots, they get

removed from the analytics after 24 hours,

but sometimes there's like a little spike,

like some of them got left over.

And when that happens in the geographics,

For some reason it says 5% Brazil,

but surely it would be more than 5% if

there were like 600 extra viewers that

weren't usually there.

Why Brazil though?

And why is it always third place and about

5%?

Because I usually only get about

in total like 3,000, 4,000 views when I

end the stream.

So if

it would be more than 5%, I don't know

what this 5% Brazil thing is.

Well, I guess I'll just keep this stream

then.

I'm hungry.

We got a lot of food to make.

We got 4 pork loins.

VCam.

Look, my stock money's gone up, hasn't it?

That's because Barrick Gold went up a bit,

SPY went down a bit, and Ethereum's been

doing really well.

So hopefully

get to £5,000.

Ethereum could get to $3K.

SPY could probably drop down to 5,700.

Barrick Gold, I don't know.

Wait, let me reset Wi-Fi.

It's all laggy.

Oh wow, thanks JP.

$120K.

Dollar BTC will hit $120,000 plus within

days, weeks, Danny.

What about Ethereum?

Struggling to get over 2,700, isn't it?

If you get to 5K, repay your debts, you

have no money to trade.

True.

Well, I have no money to invest.

To trade, I only need about £100 because

you can easily make— I wouldn't say

easily, but I mean, if you get the trade

right, you could make £15-20 a day with a

£100 funded account.

The thing with investing is you need a lot

of money for it to make any money because

it will move so slowly in such small

amounts.

But with day trading, because you've got

leverage—

oh yes, you could invest with leveraged

ETFs.

Leveraged— I mean, leveraged stuff It's

not really recommended for investing long

term.

Like, you're not going to hold a CFD for a

year.

I mean, you can't even, because I had a

CFD for over 2 weeks and then it just got

closed for some reason.

I think because I had it too long.

Use your Barrick Gold today, trade one big

one.

I mean, yeah.

With that much money, you'd only need like

a tiny movement to make hundreds, but then

also a tiny movement to lose hundreds.

You would have to have an extremely tight

stop loss, but then that means you'll get

stopped out really easily and then lose

it.

If you don't have a really tight stop

loss, then you are at risk of losing a lot

if it goes the wrong way and it doesn't

come back again.

Only go when traveling trader plays.

Well, yesterday he got destroyed, he lost

thousands, and then today he had a trade

idea but he didn't enter it because it

wasn't at his entry price, but I entered

it.

Okay, let's get cooking.

Chips with the pork loin?

I think so.

Boom boom boom.

All right, let's get the food out first.

Smart.

Okay, we got a lot of food to prepare for

my guests, my 4 hot girlfriends coming

over tonight.

Prepare the battle stations.

We're gonna make 3 different types of pork

loin,

3 different recipes.

Uh, where's the other bowl?

I don't understand the difference between

a white egg and a brown egg.

How are they different?

I always thought white eggs look kind of

weird.

It looks the same as a brown egg.

I don't know why it's white.

Which one's better?

I remember when I first went to Japan, I

went to a supermarket in Japan for my

first time ever and And I wanted to

practice Japanese, so I just went up to

some old guy who was working there and I

was like, "What's the difference between

white eggs and the brown eggs?" And then

he explained.

I didn't understand a word he said.

That's so funny.

I was like, "Hi, hi." Oh, so cool.

Didn't understand anything he said.

He's like explaining the membrane and the

bun.

Really?

Brown eggs come from brown chickens and

white eggs from white chickens?

No way.

Interesting, there's only 5K bots this

time, but on the first stream there was

nearly 20K.

Why are there not 20K this time?

Weird.

Why do you think there were nearly 20K the

first time?

Maybe he, um,

he only got 5K this time

instead of buying another 20K.

Oh yeah, it's been almost 2 weeks.

When's he gonna give it a break?

Okay, I'm gonna season the meat first, I

think.

No, don't season the flour.

Porky pork.

I might use my garlic salt.

Oh, damn it, I didn't buy any more garlic

salt.

Nearly out.

AJ got me garlic powder.

But there's no salt in it.

Okay, and then we do— I want to do one—

oh, I want to do one in batter as well.

How are we going to do this?

I'm gonna do batter, breadcrumbs, and a

flour-dusted one.

Yeah, flour first.

Sometimes I forget which order it is.

It's gonna be good.

And the eggy.

I took out too many breadcrumbs.

All right,

now with the remaining flour.

With the remaining flour, I'll make

a batter.

Put some garlic—

oh wait, I already put garlic on the pork.

Damn it.

Oh wait, I was going to do a flour-dusted

one as well.

I'll do the flour-dusted one first and

then I'll make the batter.

This one's a flour-dusted one.

That's just gonna be fried like that.

So that's that one.

And then I'll make a batter for this last

one.

Still got a lot of egg left.

Seems like a waste.

Okay, that's the batter.

All right, okay, put this one in here.

See which one tastes the best.

Okay, so we're gonna fry it in this pot, I

think.

No, I never get to see how many viewers

I've actually got now.

It's really annoying.

Travel and Trade is saying something.

What did he say?

I don't know, it popped up and then it— I

can't find it.

I need a lot of

oil.

Whoa,

so should I cook the breadcrumbs ones

first?

Uh, I think the dusted flour one will go

in the frying pan.

We'll focus on the fried ones first

because they're the most pain in the

backside to make.

And

also the chips.

Oh, I've got my tongs.

Oh, these are gonna be so much better now

for frying stuff.

Bot's over already, it's only been 17

minutes.

It's really hard cooking all these pork

chops all at the same time.

Bits of burnt stuff in here.

Vegetables, I've got a tomato

and maybe I'll make cabbage, I don't know.

Got a lot of vegetables I need to get

through.

What vegetables go well with the porks?

I've got broccoli, celery, onions.

Maybe onion.

I'll do them last.

I'll cook these bread ones first.

Also, it shouldn't be too hot, otherwise

the breadcrumbs are going to instantly

burn.

So I don't think we want to boil the oil.

That rhymed.

I don't want steam start coming out of

the oil.

Uh,

I think only one can fit in at a time.

Last time it cooked really quickly.

I need to burn the breadcrumbs.

Keep an eye on it.

Oh, the chips.

Yeah, fuel is not tasty, it's not cheap.

It's only good if you need a quick meal

and you're too lazy to make food.

It was good when I was working because I

could just drink it and Instead of

bringing food.

Smells good.

Yay, we lost the bots!

All I had to do was end 2 streams.

Damn, we only got 8 to 7 viewers today.

They only lasted 20 minutes.

That's weird.

I wonder why,

because if they were carried over from the

previous stream, you'd think they'd last

about an hour.

Just don't understand how.

Welcome back

to another episode.

Episode of cooking on the land.

In the oil.

What else can we fry?

Like, um, scampi balls?

Tempura.

Oh, it smells damn good,

not gonna lie.

I feel like I need more oil in the pan.

All right, it's burning.

Whoa, my

God,

I can't flip it.

And, uh, oh, the battered one.

Where's

my—

I need to, um, slice— oh, I saw this egg.

I've got slices.

Oh my God, oh, there's a sticker on it.

Get off!

Why they put a sticker on?

Oh my God, everything's burning.

Whoa.

I might fry them.

So we got to get this one out.

Burning.

Oh, I should

put rosemary.

I

think the chips are done.

Oh, I could not work in a kitchen.

This is stressful.

Oh my God, now imagine doing this for 8

hours a day in a hectic kitchen with

Gordon Ramsay screaming at you.

I would have a mental breakdown.

Okay, now for the battered one.

I've got a lot of batter left over.

Um, battered tomatoes?

No, tomatoes in oil, not a good idea.

All the moisture would make it explode.

What else can I make?

Ciao, bambini!

Nupola di pappa.

Ah, fucking hell.

Oh, it went right on my neck.

Oil flying everywhere,

and I don't have any plates to dish up.

I've used all the plates.

Oh, there's too many breadcrumbs.

Yeah, I

think that's done.

Okay,

I got less worried about egg.

Oh, my eyes I think

that's enough.

Jesus Christ, God, my eyes are stinging.

How about open the window?

I don't know.

Um, I need some Tupperware.

I can use this tomorrow for something.

Don't want to waste anything.

Anything.

Don't know about the egg.

Should I save it or just bin it?

What happens if I put the egg into boiling

oil?

Still

got black

So much proportion.

Okay, Jesus Christ, I need a clean plate.

Good thing I've got more towels.

God, you really use a lot of tea towels.

I had to buy more.

4 was not enough, otherwise I have to keep

doing the washing.

Every time I use 4.

Okay, so where's one?

And then we're going to cut up the

different porks.

Let's check, see if they're cooked.

Oh God, my eyes are burning.

Uh, the flour one does not look great.

It's a lot of oil.

Okay.

Why is this all wet?

Oh, it's the chopped tomatoes.

Yeah,

I got cabbage.

Do you think— oh, it was shredded cabbage.

With tonkatsu.

See how this sounds.

Oh, looks pretty good.

Oh, looks pretty nice.

I wish I had tonkatsu sauce.

Oh my God, let's

try the battered one.

Mmm, the batter's coming off.

If I just chop it— this is the battered

one.

Not as good.

It's

okay.

I think, I think if you're going to make

batter You've got to find out how to make

it puffy.

My batter is always really flat.

And then we've got the dusted—

flour-dusted one,

which I think is going to be the most

boring.

I'd say it's a bit better than the

battered one.

I'm fed up already.

I could probably go for the panko one

first.

The panko one's always the best.

And these are for tomorrow, I guess.

So much mess.

Jesus Christ.

Put some Caesar sauce.

Oh, there's oil everywhere.

Look at that, pretty good.

I'm down £4.

My trade's getting wrecked.

Oh,

I forgot the

cabbage.

Nah, can't be bothered.

I'll do cabbage tomorrow.

Oh, hey Crypts, we missed you.

They were asking where you were.

I made crispy pork loin with chips and

tomato.

Do do do.

Parsley.

Salt.

Which way do you put the food?

Like that?

Maybe like this?

Well.

Oh,

thanks, Craig.

Very generous.

Where'd I get the Minion?

I don't know, someone sent it to me.

Joe Left's about to get banned.

Say it one more time, I dare you.

I double dare you,

imply that the sunlight is my gray hair

again and you'll get fucking banned.

Oh

my God,

I'm full.

Okay, Joel S Band Forever,

Infinite Band.

Oh yeah.

Oh, well.

There's a cat on the roof.

Look.

Can't he see me?

Where's he going?

Goddamn, I cleaned the outside door

a couple weeks ago because it was covered

in spider webs and now it's just covered

in spider webs again.

It's done.

See how my trade's doing.

Oh God, I'm down 5 pounds.

It's hit this level 3 times now.

Come on, just crash already.

Yeah, it was a pretty good meal.

I rate it 6.2 out of 10.

Now we're gonna have pork loin for 3 more

days.

Looks like it will break.

What?

How's Joel S back again?

They just banned you.

The fuck?

Banned again.

He's probably got like 100 accounts ready.

That's not going to break out.

That's a triple top, and that's also a

triple top into

an NWOG, a new week opening gap.

No way that's going to break out.

Traveling Trader said very bearish.

Wait, let me click on Joel S's profile.

Oh, I can't.

I want to see when he made the account.

Let me check here.

He made it on the 22nd of May, today.

What a loser.

I banned him and he made it again today.

LOL.

How sad.

What did he do?

He keeps saying when I sit in the sun and

the sunlight reflects off my hair, he

keeps saying my hair is grey.

When it's just the sunlight on my hair,

and he knows it, and he's just trying to

make it sound like I'm getting old or

something.

My hair is not gray.

You wanted to provoke a reaction?

Well, there's your reaction.

Are you happy?

Okay, time for washing up, I guess.

Obviously, when sunlight reflects off of

black things, it's gonna look grayish.

I mean, look, look at this.

Look at this frying pan.

It's a black frying pan, but when it

shines in the sunlight, it goes gray.

See,

it doesn't mean it's going gray, it's just

the sunlight.

Uh, okay, about this.

What we need is

a big container.

Who forgave who for what?

I mean, if my hair's not going grey, then

don't say it's going grey because it's not

going grey.

Yeah, sometimes I get a few white hairs

here and there, but it's not visible

unless you comb through my hair.

But my pubes are kind of going grey.

I don't know if that's a problem with

crypts.

They're not like gray, but they're like

going from dark brown to a lighter brown,

and some of them are kind of grayish.

I'm not gonna lie,

it's weird my head hair is not going gray

but my pubes are.

Oh, the battered one's all soggy.

Oh, the batter's all flopping off as well.

Oh, battered pork loin, not a good idea.

The batter's like all

mushed up now.

Oh, there's oil everywhere.

Oh my God, look at that, it's drenched.

This bin bag's full.

This bin bag is full.

This bin bag is full.

Coffee in the morning.

This towel's got to go in the wash, I

think.

Hey, where's the lid for it?

Joel

is back.

Oh my God.

Now I don't know if I can fit the pork in

the fridge.

I think that's gonna fit.

Yes, it fit.

Okay, now we get a new cloth out.

This is why I got a lot of cloths.

And now we've got to clean that up.

Oven— I mean the stovetop.

Oh my God, it's covered in oil.

Why is steam coming off it?

It's still hot.

That's pretty clean already.

Uh, yeah, it's fine, I guess.

Well.

Wait,

wait, almost hot.

Che cazzo!

Che cazzo!

Okay, some good stocks still.

Not coming down,

and there's only 35 minutes left.

Market really hasn't done much today.

Travelling Trader said he's buying a new

round of puts.

That's reassuring.

Where's my trifle?

I mean my tripod.

My trifle stick.

Damn, I can't believe the market has

literally done nothing all day.

Barely did anything.

Um,

although he said he bets the market is

going to end the day red.

I don't know, it's still up 0.5%.

Look, today it's just kind of slowly gone

up.

That's all it's done today.

It was a flat line and then it dropped and

then it went back up and it grinded slowly

higher.

Where's the sell-off?

The crypts show me her dildos.

Why do you want a purple one?

I think it's hotter if it looks real.

Look at that baby.

Yeah,

why is it on your— what is that, a stove?

Uh, I don't like the pink thing.

Look at this baby.

It's like I couldn't find purple one.

I don't think I like the purple— I mean,

the pink tongue thing.

Is that a tentacle?

Is that like an octopus tentacle?

But that— the dildo you got looks pretty

good.

The one on the mount, it's got like a

pivoting suction mount.

I want one like that.

Yeah, the, the tentacle thing looks way

too big.

I wouldn't even try it.

No, I'm not a fan of like weird stuff like

monster dildos.

I just like— if I'm going to get a dildo,

I just want like a normal looking one.

But I'm really enjoying the one I got, the

torso.

That thing's so good.

You can ride it and you can fuck it in the

bumhole, and you can like grab its dick

whilst you fuck the bumhole.

Sometimes I even give it a suck.

Oh my God, you can hear my voice.

Oh, did you not want me to play your voice

on the stream?

Why don't you send a voice message for the

stream?

I'll play it.

It's not gay.

Sometimes, you know, I'm trying to nut,

but I'm having trouble.

So you gotta do whatever it takes, even if

it means sucking off a dildo.

Do you think my voice sounds old?

To be honest, Crypt's voice sounds a bit

like Blood Bucket.

Not gonna lie, it reminds me a lot of

Blood Bucket.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing.

Do you think the salt and pepper look

would look really hot on you when you're

older?

Of course.

And if you're like a silver fox, damn,

that'll be so hot.

Thanks.

I'm not sure if I'll go gray or if I'd dye

it,

because if I dyed it, it might look weird.

Well, maybe she smoked.

It makes your voice raspy, doesn't it?

These oranges, they're looking a bit

shriveled.

Not a great orange, not firm,

a bit saggy.

Lacking in luster orange.

Good thing about chocolate is it always

tastes the same.

More money for cocoa farming families.

Kit Kats here,

not to be sold separately.

Or else what?

What are you going to do?

Sell whatever I want.

Who's gonna stop me?

I'll sell it separately if I like.

Why did you smoke fent?

Isn't that really dangerous?

I saw a video of these fentanyl addicts on

the streets of LA or something, and then

they were just like frozen on the street

like a bunch of zombies.

I don't know why you do it though.

Why do it in the first place?

Surely you would know it's bad.

Yeah, I just don't get drugs.

Surely everyone knows they're bad, but

why'd you do it?

It's fun.

Yeah, but it's not worth it.

I like pleasure too, but only if it's not

gonna damage my body.

Well, congrats on being clean for 5 years.

For some reason, it seems like a lot of

girls I get with have a drug thing.

Mila was doing, um, I think she's doing

cocaine in America,

the one you snort, and then she has to go

to hospital.

Sunny does shrooms.

She still does them.

She did them for Christmas with her

family.

Sunny said on Christmas her family gets

shrooms and they just all go high on

Christmas and sit there laughing.

I was thinking, that's so degen.

Christmas is supposed to be wholesome

about family and giving and not sitting

there High off your high horse.

Imagine like for Christmas, sit there with

your family getting high on drugs.

That's so degen.

I thought this fucked up.

No, I'm very anti-drug, unfortunately.

Very boring.

I only do caffeine.

I did weed and it just made me feel

terrible.

But it did make sex really feel good.

Sex felt so much better when I was high.

But before you get to that stage, you go

through this horrible feeling.

I hate it.

It's like your brain goes all numb and you

can't think properly.

I think I'd just rather be depressed than

do any kind of dugs— drugs.

Yeah, and then Sunny also said she used to

do more hardcore stuff.

I didn't ask because I don't really want

to know, to be honest.

Yeah, I'm very dull when it comes to

smoking, drinking, drugs.

My only vice is sex and Kit Kats.

And staring at the stock market all day.

Now, I don't know why I'm not a big fan of

drinking.

I like to have a beer maybe once a month.

I have a few sips of whiskey,

but then I feel sick.

You drink daily on stream?

What, a couple sips of whiskey?

It's not drinking.

You had a beer every meal?

Yeah, because before me and Sunny broke

up, I bought a 10-pack of beer thinking

about all the yakinikus we're gonna make,

so I had to drink it.

I thought, well, I bought it already, I

might as well drink it now.

Oh, it's market tanking.

I'm only down £2 now,

not bad.

See, my entry wasn't too bad today, so I

didn't get wrecked.

22 minutes left.

Goddamn troll back again.

Channel made today, 22nd of May.

I

wonder when was the last time Sunny

watched my stream.

I wonder if it was before the police

threat.

This is so funny to think.

I went from thinking, oh, I can't do

YouTube anymore, thank God I've got Every,

that's my only source of income.

And now I lost Every and I'm now back to,

oh, thank God I've got YouTube, it's my

only source of income, plus OnlyFans.

Complete 360, 180.

Am I still game for you to come for a week

at the end of summer?

Yeah, I guess so.

I don't see why not.

But would you not have sex with anyone

before you come?

Just so you don't catch anything.

Because I met a girl in Japan, also known

as the chlamydia girlfriend, and I didn't

know, but she was like hooking up in

nightclubs a few weeks before I went to

meet her, and then she caught something.

But she wasn't aware she caught something

until we slept together, and then she

already gave it to me.

So if I met her like 2 weeks later, she

would have known she had it and then got

it sorted out before we did it.

And it was not fun.

I got arthritis in my joints because of

the chlamydia.

I had leg pain for years, hip pain.

For some reason, it affected my knee

joints.

My hip joints, I mean.

But it's gone now.

I was scared I was going to have it

forever.

For the first few years, I have— I had to

limp about sometimes.

It would just randomly spring up, flare

up, and I have intense pain in my hips.

It was so bad, actually, I couldn't walk

sometimes.

But luckily it's gone now.

I said to Chlamydia Girlfriend, why didn't

you use a condom with him?

And she said, we did at first.

And then he took it off.

Well then, what's the point?

Why did you let him put his dick back in

if he took the condom off?

It's probably why I can't have kids,

because I had chlamydia untreated.

For at least 2 weeks before realizing,

yeah, I need to get checked out.

This is not normal.

Come on, I want £120, please, please.

Traveling Trader said he's going to buy a

new round of puts tomorrow.

We have retraced 50% of the move up to the

FVG where we have a bearish breaker.

Fridays before a 3-day weekend are usually

green.

So I'll be looking for more of a move up

into the imbalance before buying puts.

No, not green!

What if it goes up until tomorrow?

Damn it, I wanted to close the trade

today.

Really?

Fridays before a 3-day weekend are usually

green?

Damn it, next Monday there's no market

opening.

What do you mean, do you know his history?

What, you think I've got an STD?

I've only had one girlfriend in the last

No, since, since last June I've only done

it with one girl, Sunny.

And then before Sunny I did it with like 5

women, but that doesn't count.

Your debts are not getting any lower.

It's because the stupid YouTube hasn't

sent me my money, and then the stupid

stock market won't crash.

Ah, where's my money?

They should have sent it either yesterday

or today.

Better come tomorrow.

I would like him to get checked out as

well.

I think I would know if I've got

something.

I haven't had sex in 2 months.

I can't be bothered trying to find someone

to have sex with.

It's too much work.

I've got to download dating apps, I've got

to make a photo.

And then I've got to try to match people

before getting banned again.

And then I've got to go on a date,

probably in Plymouth.

I mean, where else are we going to go on a

date?

In some village in a field?

Things can lay dormant.

Uh, really?

What are you saying?

Sunny was cheating on me and sleeping with

another man, then she gave me something?

Really don't think Sunny's that kind of

person.

No, Sunny was in love with me.

She would not sleep with

another guy.

No, I, I honestly believe Sunny was really

in love with me.

You don't do the stuff she did unless you

weren't in love.

Like, you don't dump someone, then go back

to them, dump them, and go back to them, I

don't know, 5 times.

Oh, oh, market's crashing!

I can see it from here.

Oh, one of my shorts is in green.

I'm back at 117.

I'm a bit scared of holding these shorts

now if Traveling Trader's not opening his

until tomorrow,

because what if it does?

I mean, look at that.

I might close it down.

I was hoping it would get down to there,

but I'm not sure.

I was hoping I'd get down to these green

ones.

Oh, we're crashing!

We're crashing upwards.

He didn't take any trades today.

He wanted to do a SPY short, but he

couldn't get filled, so then he just

entered anyway, which was kind of

unusual for him because he's usually very

strict.

He just jumped in, and then he jumped out

because the market was chopping, and then

it went down anyway, and then he was like,

fuck.

So he kind of messed up the trade.

He didn't stick to his entry rules.

He jumped in and then he jumped out

because the market was chopping, and then

the market went down anyway and then

bounced back up.

And then I don't know if he jumped back in

or not.

It's just really resilient today.

So I went short at that red line.

I went short twice actually at these 2 red

lines.

So I went short there and I went short

there.

One of them is going green.

Wait, let me zoom in.

So one of them is green.

The other one's red, and then it keeps

like hovering around there instead of

just— I just want it to crash back down

there.

Is that so much to ask for?

And then I'd get out.

I'd make £15.

It nearly did.

Look, once, twice, it nearly went down.

It bounced.

It went down.

It bounced.

Now I want it to come down and like finish

going down for good.

Might make £15.

The problem is if I hold it overnight, I'm

gonna be charged probably 20p interest.

You know why?

You know why the interest is so high?

It's because I've leveraged it.

So I've actually got £2,000 available and

I've spent £1,000 on my 2 shorts.

So they're charging me interest on the

£1,000, I'm pretty sure.

So it would be like £1,000, I think,

because I get interest if I have cash in

my trading account.

I get 4.6% interest.

So I'm guessing if I hold CFDs overnight,

they're going to charge me 4.6%.

I don't know if that's true or not.

Maybe a bit more.

I'll stay celibate until I come see you if

you're serious about me coming.

I mean, if you can use a condom—

I mean, it feels weird though.

I mean, not using a condom feels weird.

I mean,

you sleeping with other guys before you

come and see me feels a bit weird, but I

guess if you're going to, couldn't use a

condom.

Because I'm just scared you're going to

catch something before you come.

And I'm not saying she has diseases.

Maybe her friends with benefits do,

because maybe her friends with benefits

sleep with other women, then those women

sleep with other men, those men sleep with

other women, and then you never know.

That's why I'm not into poly— polygamy.

What's the word?

Polygamy.

Yeah, people keep saying, why don't you

just become polyamorous or be in an open

relationship?

This is why I don't want to be polygamous,

because I don't like using condoms and I

don't want to get a disease and I don't

want my girl sleeping with other guys,

which is why I'd never be interested in

polygamy.

Oh, market's crashing!

Holy fuck, both shorts in the green!

Oh my God, look at that!

Let's watch it together.

Come on, tank it!

This is the third time now.

Went 1, 2, 3.

Come on, third time's the charm.

I want it to get down to that.

Yes, we got 5 minutes left until market

closes.

Ho ho, 119.

We up 1.4%.

Oh, 120.

Ah, 119 again.

120.

No, no, 119 again.

Yeah, 120.

We've got 2 shorts.

Oh, 121.

Yeah, yeah, I waited all day for this.

Drink it.

Yes, yes!

What are we at now?

122.

I'm at £4.50.

I'm at £4.85.

Traveling Trader kept saying today with so

much confidence that we're gonna reach

that point there.

End of the day,

is he gonna be right?

They kept saying, oh, we were definitely

going for those equal lows.

He said that all day and it never touched

it.

Whoa, look at that!

Sorry, I keep vomiting.

If we can get to those equal lows today,

I'd make—

oh yeah, look at that!

Yes!

Why is it I got to wait until the very

last minute of the market session to

actually get what I want?

It's made like an expanding megaphone

pattern that is going to bounce here

because it's exactly on that line.

There's that expanding megaphone.

You see that pattern?

I don't know if that's bearish or bullish.

Whoa,

here we go.

First take profit is down there.

The second take profit is there.

What are we at now?

It was still 122, but it moved down so

much.

I'm only up £4.

God, it's slow.

I have the same number of viewers in my

trading account.

Now I've got 122 viewers, I've got £122,

I've got 120 viewers.

Oh, 112.

Oh, I'm at £4.40.

Oh, 122.70.

Whoa, look at it,

it could bounce a little here.

But I think we're going for the lows.

London low.

That was yesterday.

That was crazy, that spike.

I wonder what Travelling Trader is saying.

They said, will NASDAQ turn red?

He said, after hours, yes.

How is he so confident?

He thinks after hours it's going to turn

red.

I mean, SPY has already turned red.

Look.

Oh, green.

Turning red could be anything though.

0.01%.

Oh, market closed.

We're in aftermarket.

It didn't close red like he said.

What about Barrick Gold?

Did nothing as usual.

Ethereum can't get over 2,700.

You're up 20% on the new account.

Yeah, I made back all the money I lost

from the £20 account in just 2 trades.

It's easier to make £20 when you're

trading with £100.

I mean, trying to make £20 with £2 is

impossible.

You would have to get a 100% gain.

It's not going down.

I really want £130.

Why would it bounce after market?

It is bouncing off this level.

This is why.

Look, look at this line.

It was bouncing off that line

there.

It consolidated.

And then it expanded, and then we

reversed, and then consolidated again,

tried to expand, and then it reversed

again.

Just wonder how low it goes.

Hasn't really moved much today.

It just went down, up, and then down

again.

God, if it comes down to there or there,

I'd make like £100.

We could wait until Asia session, but I

really would like to close it before I go

to bed.

Now I'm not up 20% in this trade, I'm only

up

We're already up 2.6% in these trades,

these 2 shorts.

Yesterday I made £15, didn't I?

No, I made £22 yesterday.

Yesterday I took 2 shorts, one in the

morning and then one later.

Remember, I was like jumping up and down

screaming.

What are you getting me for my birthday?

Oh wow, it's your birthday today.

Happy birthday, Kate.

How old are you?

Happy birthday to you.

299.

Which number goes down faster, my

viewership 107 for my trading account.

God, the market would have to rip for it

to drop down to

107.

It would have to rip all the way back up

to there for my account to drop down to

107.

You're 20?

Wait, what?

You mean you were 19?

When we were chatting a couple days ago.

Not pedo.

I just thought with the job you do, you

would be older,

because it seems like a job someone older

would be doing.

Shut up, Joel.

I'm 20— I mean, I'm 36.

Do you have YouTube videos?

You got one short.

Maybe I won't play it.

Come on, why is it not tanking?

Oh, it's going green a little bit.

The SPY is not red.

Traveling Trader said it was going to end

red.

Hmm, I don't know why it takes an entire

day for my trade to play out.

Supposed to be in and out, not sit here

all day waiting for it to play out.

Joel S banned again, spreading lies about

me.

I'm a healthy 50 kg with

hardly any wrinkles, no receding hairline

or gray hair.

It's all lies.

My eyes are stinging from all the frying.