shopping with japanese mum [PH-ULOEOO28]

I think there.

Is there—

Wait, I want to try and set it up again. Yes, back on.

Back on.

One viewer.

Anybody there?

No.

Dang.

Okay. Oh, so it's this way.

I got disconnected on the train, then it ended. Actually, it's not on this floor.

Up?

It's down.

Down.

I think— no, maybe up. This is the computer floor. Need the smartphone floor. Are you getting the Pixel? Nah, I like my Flip.

Your favorite phone.

I think we go up.

Here we are.

It's like a place. Nice.

I like this phone.

Yeah, it's nice.

S24 Ultra. Look at the cameras.

Wow.

Oh my God, it's like an octopus's leg.

I wonder if it'll be any different for streaming. Compared to mine. Oh no, it can't do this.

Oh yeah, this is very special.

Secret camera.

Oh, there we go.

It should say prepaid SIM. Oh yeah. Okay, I forgot which one I got last. It's probably this one. ¥5,000, 50 gigabytes.

If I had one of these in mine, would it work?

Yeah.

And would my chat come alive again?

Yeah. Okay.

90 gigabytes, ¥8,800.

These are expensive.

I didn't know SIM cards were that expensive. The problem is my SIM? Is that what's keeping my—

I think you might have run out of data.

Yeah.

And you're on limited speed now.

Yeah, in which, in which case this wouldn't change anything? Would the SIM card change anything? Yeah, I just don't know anything about this kind of stuff.

I think this is what I got last time. It's, um, Docomo.

Yeah.

Oh, does it depend on which thing?

I have AU.

Would that be Japan, or would it matter?

I don't think it would matter.

It's Thai.

On the speakers.

Oh really?

This computer. Why is this 50 gigabytes same as this, but it's double the price? It's 180 days, half a year. But I use 50 gigabytes in one month.

I wonder what the difference is. 日本人 or Japan. What's the difference?

Or Japan.

Yeah, probably get this one. ¥5,000. All of today's darn items.

Yeah, how about this be okay for me?

Yeah, five gigabytes might not last very long. I'm not sure how much you use.

Well, I just watch your streams. So by the same amount as you do, then she's right, right?

What's this? Said, oh, translator.

Oh wow, so if I put this in here, the chat will come back on.

Yeah, should they? Same, doesn't work.

So translate English US. Other bags.

But why would you buy this when you can just use Google Translate?

That's true. You're getting 50 gigabytes too?

Yeah, because I have no idea what I'm doing.

Uh, yeah, one more.

Okay, this one looks weird. では もう 一 緒 で いい ですか。 で こちら ですね。 はい。 と 今回 の テ ー マ コ ン セ プ ト は ご 一 緒 で お願いします。 こちら を 次 何 が ポ イ ント に では キ ャ ラ ベ ー ス。 はい。 続 き ま して 二 回 目。 Okay.

The steps that you're talking about.

What steps?

The nice steps, stairs or something.

What steps?

Um, what's it called again? That place you said you like to eat middag.

Oh yeah, thank you. Oh, you want to go there?

Yeah.

Okay, if you don't mind. You gotta help me with this.

Okay.

How do we get out?

We're still underground, aren't we?

No, I don't think so.

This is the Hankyu Daily Widget.

Um.

Just go out first, then look. Actually, I think we have to go to the second floor. Maybe this, uh, this way.

This is funny.

I live here and you're guiding me.

I'm just randomly walking. Why doesn't Daniel speak Japanese to Japanese people? Because he spoke to me in English.

He knew Daniel was a guy from Britain.

Yeah, because I'm so English looking.

Very British, very British.

Oh yeah, he used Google Translate. He typed in, we cannot accept refunds and returns. Oh yeah, and then he showed it to me. He spoke to me in Japanese, but the Owl Cafe man spoke to you in English. I know.

Like I'm Japanese American or something. I've never been to Grand France.

Really? No. It's nice. I'm watching your live streams to interact with locals. I'm with a local now.

Yes, I'm a local who does not know where she is.

Very local.

I do not know where I am.

Yeah, a bit annoying. I disconnected on the train for too long and then the stream ended.

How many viewers are left?

It's 100 now.

Do you like McDonald's or Burger King?

I prefer Burger King, but I see— I don't see many of them around. Oh, they have touchscreen menus now.

Yeah, that's something you could think about later.

Yeah, I should have come here when I was hungry last time.

Yeah.

I couldn't. I was on the other side where there was no food.

The other side is just office buildings and shopping centers, but I find Midtown to be a little posh.

Yeah.

That's why bonding service is important. I have one. I mean, I have a bonding service, but both went down or something. No, the SIM card was still up, I think. I'm not sure why it ended. Yeah, they have to listen to that all day, every day. They must go crazy.

Yeah, the British people say, um, going around the bend.

Sometimes driving me around the bend.

Since I'm always secluded in my house, I'm not used to seeing so many people.

I think it's through there.

Are you planning on walking the way home?

No, I think I'll get the train.

Yeah, how long does it take from here to there?

It's like 2 hours or so?

Yeah, probably 2 hours. It's about 10 kilometers.

Walk off that hamburger.

I've never been around this way. This way you would see robots. Yeah, and where you had your bicycle.

Yeah, my bicycle was there. Yeah, nearly got taken away. You're not supposed to bring bikes up here.

Seems like it.

He asked me how did I bring it up. I said, yeah, I just carried it up. There's no signs saying no bicycles.

It's just very unusual.

Yeah, I thought maybe Chris and Connor would stop here.

Oh, I get it. Okay, but they're on the other side.

Yeah, because they always stop the stream in front of the station to take pics and stuff. I thought they would have come here, but it was the other side.

Yeah, the other side is like the forward front entrance, isn't it?

Yeah, this—

I don't know, this is like the back entrance.

Is this the green thing you're talking about?

Yeah, the green bear.

Green bear.

So this is Daniel's favorite spot.

Yeah, it's nice here. Why is it so empty tonight? Because it's cold. Oh yeah, the other day it was crowded.

Yeah, tons of people.

I mean, for me, I'm not that cold, but the wind is annoying. Yeah, it is. Probably blows into the microphone. Yeah, I wonder if I have hay fever. My nose is running.

What are these little things for?

For sitting on.

Very random.

Yeah.

Where is Daniel's favorite spot?

I like sitting on the steps.

Oh, they're lighted up.

Yeah.

You can do a little musical dance up there.

Where can we change my SIM card?

You need the— do you have the pin thing?

The pin thing?

The ejector key.

Oh damn, what's that?

It's like a little metal thing you poke in the hole.

Oh damn, no, I don't.

Is there anything that can—

Like a paperclip?

Paperclip?

Yeah.

Something short and something sharp.

Is that the only way to get it out?

Yeah. How about toothpick?

I think a toothpick's too thick.

Why did I get my SIM card? I thought I could exchange it without paying.

Hmm, maybe I have one in my bag.

I like the music here.

Someone's playing it, so it's not the original.

Yeah.

Which means you won't get—

No, I still get claimed.

You do?

But it's as it gets claimed as a cover. So I have to share. I don't think I have it, the little key thing.

No, where would it be?

Oh, there, bottom corner.

This thing?

Yeah, the little hole.

Oh, it's tiny.

Yeah, that looks difficult.

I don't know why they make it hard to open. They could just make like an SD card slot.

Cold, aren't you? That's because you don't have any body fat.

I've got 4 layers of clothing.

4 layers?

You must be kidding me.

I only have 2.

I'm gonna give it a go.

If you push it, it comes out.

Yeah.

Please come out.

Probably gonna clog it.

All right.

If you push it, it pops out.

Yeah, it's probably too thick.

Probably so. Damn.

There we go.

You got it?

Yeah.

Wow, I didn't know you could do that.

I got it. I have to keep this though.

I thought it'd be too thick.

I would have to keep this, right?

Um, yeah, yeah.

There we go. And then this would go in.

Yeah, yeah. Should I do it? Yes, bit fiddly.

Please do. You're more cute than I am.

Hopefully it doesn't blow away.

Tiny. And then when I get back, I'll put this one in. Shouldn't lose it.

It's just a tiny thing.

Hmm, you look blown away. Where is it?

Thank you so much. Now we know it's possible with the toothpick.

Yeah, stick it in deep enough.

Oh wow, thanks.

Lol, the Red Hood guy will stalk Daniel and beats him up at the guest house. Can't wait to see that, it will be hilarious.

Where is he? I don't need this, do I? No.

And Daniel's freezing, right? I'm back.

Is it working?

Yeah, it's working perfectly.

Nice.

Thank you. Dankeschön.

Where does Daniel want to go?

We're just gonna go.

Uh, Might head back. Not sure what else to do.

What else is there to do?

The thing is, around here, if you want to do something, it costs money.

Yeah.

They said no more animal cafes, please.

Okay, please be careful with the weirdo. Serious bad vibes about him. Getting stabbed by him would be good content, but then there would be no more content.

Okay, I'll be careful.

Anywhere interesting at the mid-hour?

Time to go home.

Not really.

Hankyu, right?

Yeah, which way is Hankyu? I think it's that way. It's like it's still winter.

It's only today though. Tomorrow it's gonna be warmer. Yeah.

Want to bum for you, Daniel? Wait till you are alone.

So windy.

Mm. Daniel has a goatee. Yeah, I didn't shave today.

Yeah, you've got a little bristle.

I have to shave every day, otherwise you see it.

See that?

People think I don't have any beard, but you do, you do.

In fact, you do. Goatee going on.

Hope you like the stream today.

What are you doing tomorrow?

Tomorrow, um, I have something to do in the morning, but in the afternoon there's nothing.

Nothing, nothing.

If you're retired like I am, yeah, maybe I'll do laundry.

That's a good idea.

It's going to be sunny tomorrow. They got a laundromat in the guest house.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thanks for streaming.

Your Discord tax account.

It looks so weird looking through it like this.

Thank you.

Hey, it's very dangerous to use your smartphone when walking.

Yeah, I'll take that.

Okay then, see you next time.

Bye-bye. Chat. Bye.

I'll be talking to you guys.

Okay. We thought you were gonna—

What?

What's next on your day? Maybe sit in the park for a bit, then go back.

皆 様、 ま も なく 急 行 線 に 電 車 が 到 着 します。 危 険 です ので、 緊 急 停 車 ブ ロ ック の 一 両 目 下 が り ください。 ただ い ま 急 行 線 に 到 着 の 電 車 は 六 九 五 で 新 大 地 駅 です。 停 車 駅 は 中 総 西 宮 北 口。 出 発 は 岡 本。 Okay, next time give her a hug. 本 日 も ア ン キ ュ ネ ー ショ ン を ご 利 用 いただ き ま して ありがとうございます。 あり がとう ございます。 お 客 様 に お 願 いい た します。 ホ ーム の 橋 を 歩 か れ ます と 大 変 危 険 です。 黄 色 い 展 示 ブ ロ ック の 内 側 を お 歩 き ください。 皆 様 の ご 協 力 を お 願 いい た します。 お 待 た せ しました。 八 号 線 19 号 高 尾 南 線 車 両 が 発 車 します。 8 号 線 の 駅 停 車、 改 め ま して 駅 停 車 で ございます。 ま た、 荷 物 が あり ました ら 乗 務 員 また は 駅 係 員 まで お 知 ら せ ください。 皆 様 の ご 協 力 を お 願 いい た します。 Where's my train?

Not allowed to talk on the train platform. This is Japanese culture. Are you sure my train's here?

本 日 も 阪 急 電 車 の ご 利 用 いただ き ま して ありがとうございます。 お 客 様 に お 願 いい た します。 車 内 には リ ュ ック サ ック や 大 き な 荷 物 は 前 に 抱 え た り、 安全 な 場 所 に 積 み 込 む こと。 I'm on the wrong side.

I'm on the right side.

進 行 方 向 左 側、 後 車 側、 扉 車 両。 Nearly missed the train.

Toda la salida. ¿Qué?

本 日 も 阪 急 電 車 を ご 利 用 いただ き ま して ありがとうございます。 この 電 車 は 各 駅 停 車 西 宮 北 口 行 き です。 Thank you for taking Bahamian Railway today.

This is the moment when we value your appreciation and appreciation.

Thank you for making the ride a pleasant one by showing consideration to others. Thank you for taking the Hankyu Railway today. This is the local bound for Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi. The next stop is Nakatsu Station number 8.

10 層、 10 層 です。 京 都、 嵐 山、 北 千 里 方面 は お 乗 り 換 え ください。 出 口 は 左 側 です。 We are now arriving at 10 層, station number HK 3.

Please transfer here for Kyoto, 嵐 山, and 北 千 里. Please exit from the On the left side.

Thank you. The next stop is Kanzaki-gawa Station number 8.

お 客 様 に お願いします。 電 車 から 降 り る 後 は 黄 色 い 展 示 ブ ロ ック の 内 側 を ご 通 行 ください。 お 客 様 の 安全 が 確 認 でき る まで 発 車 を 見 合 わ せ る 場 合 が あります。 安全 運 行 の ため ご 協 力 を お願いします。 神 崎 川、 神 崎 川 です。 出 口 は 左 側 です。 We are now arriving at 神 崎 川 Station number HK OR.

Please exit from the left side.

お願いします。 一 番 賢 かった。 マ リ ナ ご 両 親 や めて ください。 危 険 です。 The next stop is Sora, station number HK5. Sonoda.

Sonoda desu.出口は左側です。 We are now arriving at Sonoda Station, number HK5. Please exit from the left side.

使 う 口、 使 う 口 です。 見 た 目 の 方面 は 乗 り 換 え ください。 出 口 は 左 側 です。 We are now arriving at Tsukaguchi Station, number HK6.

Please transfer here for Itami. Please exit from the left side.

Thank you.

Ira sanimos.

次 は 向 こう 側、 もう 一 層 です。 The next stop is Mong Kok South, station number HK7. Thank you.

Station number HK7. Please exit from the left side.

Thank you. I'm safer.

Ah, I hate that train back, so, so long. Oh, it's cold now. Go back and make a hot tea. Blood bucket. When can I stay over again?

I'm scared.

Maybe if the weather's good tomorrow, stream again, go out somewhere. Need to look on Google Maps to find somewhere good. I hate this weather. I think maybe next time I come to Japan, I come in May. I think I'd rather just be here during the summer. This cold is just horrible. I'll probably come next time in May, June, July, maybe. I don't know, April kind of sucks. It's nearly mid-April and it's still freezing.

Don't like it.

You guys there or not?

Testing.

Whenever you want. Okay, on my way. If I can find that vending machine that sells ginger ale, I really like that ginger ale. Is that a free table? They just dumped it by the garbage, it must be free. I think that American guy he's been living in that guest house for quite a while because I looked inside of his room when he was in the shower because he leaves his door wide open, and there's quite a lot of stuff in there, like gaming stuff, uh, furniture, stuff like that. I wonder why he doesn't get a better place. If you have a visa, you could definitely get a better place. I don't know how much he pays. I'm gonna I'm gonna stand here and pretend to walk the other way. Because I don't like people walking behind me. And then I'm gonna stand here for 5 seconds. And then carry on walking. That is how you ditch people. What's wrong with the guest house? The room is tiny, the walls are paper thin, you've got to share with 3 other guys— 2 other guys. And for me, it's 70— I mean, 60 or 70,000 yen a month. You can get an entire apartment bigger than that Just for you, for like thirty thousand yen. So either he's paying really cheap prices because he lives there long term, or I don't know, maybe he just likes it. He there's no way he's paying the same as me because he obviously has a visa. I'm only staying there because I don't have a choice. Get one of these bikes, bike to Blood Bucket's house. I wonder if they sell ginger ale. Why can't you get an apartment-only visa? You need a visa to get an apartment. Why would they rent to someone if they don't have a visa? They're looking for people to stay there, live there for years, not just 2 months and then leave. It's not worth it for them if it's just 2 months. Don't know, I think he's probably paying way less than I'm paying. Must be. There's no way he's paying 70,000 yen a month like me. I'm only paying that because I've got no choice. That's the best I could find. Yeah, long-term visa, that's the only type of visa. I don't have a visa. I just have a tourist stamp in my passport. They don't give you a visa on entry, they just stamp your passport 90 days. All these pine cones on the floor. What are these? Oh, the conkers. There's so many of them. You have a tourist visa? It's not a visa, it's a stamp. A visa is like a document. It's called a non-visa waiver. It's not a visa. Is it time for sad nostalgia? Yes. I remember when I was last here, I was sad and lonely. It was 2 nights ago, and there were these stupid kids here screaming, disrupting my peacefulness. And then the day before that it was raining. What's in store for today? Stupid stream got demonetized. Look, yellow. So annoying. disconnected. Next time, I don't know, because me and Blood Bucket got the train from Umeda to Shinsaibashi and it was fine, wasn't it? So I don't understand why it disconnected going back there. Very weird. Unless my SIM card ran out of data and it was just using one connection. Oh yeah, yeah, I used over 50 GB now. Maybe that was why the SIM card— SIM card— the SIM card should have gimped speed now. Maybe that— maybe that was why. Well, having 2 connections really does help then. That's my only theory. You need guy friends? Uh, no, I'm good. I'm only friends with women and I only like meeting famous YouTuber men like Connor and Ice. I'm only interested in women. interested in cereal and money. But even if there's no cereal coming from a woman, I don't know, it's like, imagine you really like fish and chips but you're on a diet, but you still go to the fish and chip restaurant to enjoy the smell. Maybe it's like that. I think that makes sense. Sunny is like being allergic to beef, but you still enjoy the aroma, so you just sit at the restaurant but you don't get any beef That's a terrible analogy. I thought it made sense. You seem to enjoy the meetup with Tiki or Sam. No, I did not enjoy that. He kept telling me what to do, like put on this bandana, stand there when I film you, do this, do that. And then he kept taking my photo, and I looked pretty bad in them. And then he kept phoning his friends and then making me talk. I didn't even know who they were. That was a bit annoying. I was like, hi, I don't know who you are, but whatever. It was very tiring. I felt very exhausted after meeting Sam. Are you friends with Sabrina's husband? Uh, I wouldn't say friends. Friends? Because we don't talk unless we meet up with my sister. More like friendly, but I don't think we have anything in common.

Oh, my back.

Thai girlfriend not try contacting you? Yeah, cuz I think she's fine today. We talked earlier. I don't think she's mad. Thai girlfriend resulted in you only having 100 viewers, but I've got 100 viewers now. With Sunny, you had 200. Yeah, it was nice. Although I can't really crack 200 anymore now. It's like 150. I need to do something new. Gets tiring having to keep doing new things. People get bored of sunny too. Wow, 111 viewers! Why are they taking the baby for a walk in the middle of the night? Sleepover with Bloodbucket and Sunny, you might reach 500. I wish. Probably 180. Why don't you do hiking stream with Sunny? I don't think— I'm not sure if the stream would lag if we go into the middle of nowhere wilderness. Needs to do something bigger. Yeah, it needs to escalate. Like, oh, we slept together. Oh, we got married. That's why the pineapple pizza was so good, because there was just more and more pineapple dropping onto it. But eventually you do everything, run out of stuff to do.

Why are there people in my park?

People in my park! Stupid kids in my park. Now I gotta leave. When did they go back to school? I don't like seeing these stupid kids everywhere. There's not really anyone else I want to stream snipe. Is Ice still in Osaka? I wouldn't snipe him again. He's probably fed up seeing me. I'm the king of non-tent. Why don't I like kids? Because they're loud, annoying, they don't respect people's boundaries.

Where am I?

Might just go back now, it's too cold. American guy just sits in his room all day talking. He just talks, talks, talks all the time, and he hardly ever goes out. My worst nightmare. Don't think I need to buy anything. Could buy water. I can't be bothered. You sit in your room, talk, talk, talk in UK. Yep, but I don't have a roommate. My mum's usually at work or she's downstairs, so she can't even hear me. No one can hear So I'm not bothering anyone. I don't like talking loud in my room because I don't— number one, I don't want him to hear what I'm saying, and also I don't want to bother anyone. So I try and whisper, but some people don't care. You're not gonna meet Chris for real this time? No, no, I wouldn't want to meet Chris. I'd be scared. He's definitely, definitely probably Hates me because he messaged me saying he, he didn't message me because he was scared the messages would be in the video, and then I just put it in the video anyway. And then I kept telling people where he's from after he said he's not happy with it, so he's probably definitely not happy. He kind of doxxed himself though because he kept saying When I was a teenager, I used to work at a castle. There's like one castle in Kent, I think. Wait, there's Hever Castle. Is that in Kent? I don't think that's in Kent. Wait, let me check. Where is Hever Castle in the UK? Okay, here's what I found. Eden Bridge. Where is Eden Bridge in the UK? Kent. Ah, fuck, I was wrong. I thought Leeds Castle was the only castle. Okay, there's only 2 castles then. I think Bodiam Castle's in Kent as well. I don't know, there's probably loads of— oh, there's Sutton Valley castle too, but that's a brewery in the castle. Did you really go to school with him? Yeah, I was in the class above him. I didn't know him, but I was friends with his friend. Where's the ginger ale? Damn it, I forgot where I bought the ginger ale. I couldn't tell if that was a woman or a boy. I think it was a boy. Where's my guest house? Oh, thanks.

S I Omicron Mercatus? Nay, Omicron Stephanos, Omicron Chose Amai. Tikanis keri pretane? Gea soh Stephanie. Na se rote so kati? Me tu cheri ste kar dia. Eh chis kati muzimo?

Ego Thanks so much. I think I go that way.

Just cross.

Well, today was very eventful, wasn't it? Maybe next time. Next stream I cook at Blood Buckets. What do you think? What should I make? It's got to be fairly complicated so it's not too easy. Maybe fish and chips? No, it's kind of hard because you need the deep fat fryer. Oh, we could get wine and put candles on the table. Definitely not a date I think my girlfriend might be mad though. She'll be like, you never did candlelit dinner for me. She never ate my cooking. She would take like one bite and say it's good. I cooked every night and I was like, try some. Yeah, we can do candlelit. Don't you miss sex? Yeah, but what you gonna do? Gotta jerk off like 3 times before I get it out my mind. Last night I was eating that chocolate éclair, custard-filled. It was looking mighty fine, but I felt like eating it instead of fucking it. I mean, making love with it. Last time I did that, it didn't work very well. Custard cream chocolate eclair. It's looking very nice. Check if someone's behind you.

Oh my God. Run!

I don't even know if I'm going the right way. Oh yeah, I am. Why do I not recognize the streets? They all look the same every time. Pop noodles by candlelight. Yeah, what should I make? Steak. I could make steak. What does Blood Bucket like? And I could try and make that. Make something British. I only know fish and chips and— oh, I can make Cornish pasty, but you need like an oven. Do you have an oven? Like a microwave oven? I'd probably ride a bicycle. I think getting a bicycle would be faster than getting a train to her place. Shepherd's pie.

It's kind of hard. It's good.

Feels like you're the chef at Blood Bucket and Sunny's date. Yeah, Daniel's Restaurant. I'll make sure to wash my hands and not make the food on the floor. Is this where the ginger ale was? Oh, I found it! It's like only this one sells the ginger ale. Should stock up. Wait, this ginger ale is so good. I need to poop. Oh my God, I think I've got diarrhea.

Quick!

Oh, they got this weird looking cola. 3-star Daido Cola. I wonder what that tastes like.

Yes.

Oh, my stomach hurts. Why do you prefer Osaka over Tokyo? Because Osaka has Blood Bucket and the memories, precious memories. Oh, my stomach hurts. Really hope the toilet's empty. I don't go in from the front entrance anymore, I go in around the I'm scared. Oh, my stomach hurts.

Oh my God.

I prefer the back door.

It's more discreet.

In through the back door, slip up through the steps. The secret passageway.

Oh my God, I got this idea. Look, what if I stream like this? What if I stream like this?

Testing.

Why do I stream like this?

Does it sound weird? Rest in phone— rest in peace headphone users. Rest in phone— rest in peace headphone users. It sounds weird, doesn't it? Why did you complain about your room? Because the walls are really thin. And the traffic noise is really loud, and when it's windy, it sounds like wind going— I miss my wireless mics. I wish I didn't sell them. If I had my wireless mics, I could sit over here without this cable pulling the phone. Should I buy the wireless mics again? Put it on the credit card? Thoughts on Meaningless? Thought he was a very nice young chap. I wish him good luck in all his endeavors. I wish him the best of luck and goodwill to all of his goals and wishes in life. Why is the toilet paper right in the shot? No, I wouldn't buy the mics because the problem with the mic is it disables the text-to-speech sounds. Otherwise, I might get one. Where's my ginger beer?

Ginger beer. Ginger beer opening.

Kanpai.

Kanpai.

I think this is more comfortable.

I don't know if American guy's here. It's very quiet.

Maybe he went out. Got no food. I think I'm full up from all the hambagu. I think you know what gave me a bad stomach? That noodle thing I had before I went out. It must have— must have been the noodle. See, Pot Noodle never gives me any problems, but it's Hot Noodle. That Japanese noodle was just rotting in my bin bag. In diarrhea. Yeah, tasted not great. Just tasted like cup noodle, like Japanese cup noodle. Very bland tasting. I think the rubbish comes on Thursday, so I put it out on Wednesday night. The gummy shoe. They don't play that. Well, they do play the melody, but when I was here before, there were lyrics to the jingle. I don't hear that anymore. There's a gym downstairs. Yeah, I mean, I could do weightlifting. Then some big room ripped white guy might come in and beat me up. I probably lost my muscles now because I haven't done— I haven't used dumbbells in weeks. I do push-ups still, but maybe I could have just bought my own dumbbells. 11 kg. I think my arms My arms got smaller now. Oh well, when I get back home to the UK, I'll start training again. That's the annoying thing about working out. Nothing lasts forever. Nothing's permanent. Usually you build something and it stays there. Like, you build a house, you finish building the house, and then it doesn't just crumble away. Or you plant a tree and then it just gets bigger and bigger. It doesn't just die. But with exercise, you gotta keep doing it. It doesn't matter how much work you put into it. If you don't keep it up, it goes away. That's what's annoying about it. Sometimes I just I can't work out. Because I move around and then I don't have access to dumbbells. I don't really want to go into that gym. Why did I just drop from like 120 to 70 viewers? What the hell? Is this not interesting?

Oh, someone came back.

He's back.

Look, look.

This is American guy when he comes back. When he comes back, it's like— Venus Angelic is homeless. I bet Venus would like Blood Bucket too.

We—

me, Venus, and Sunny live at Blood Bucket's. That would be so funny. Blood Bucket, do you know Venus Angelic? She's a raging alcoholic. Used to be a very big YouTuber. Too bad she ghosted me. She just left me on read. If she— this— if she said yes to meeting and we did a That would be so funny. And then I got her drunk. Does your sister leave you on read? Yeah, sometimes. So I'll say something and then she doesn't reply to it. I did. She ignored me. I can't believe she ignored me. She said keep in touch, and then she didn't keep in touch. I said, can we meet? And I said, I thought we were friends. Don't know why does she ignore me? Ah, fuck's sake! I got copyright thing on my previous stream. Copyright content has been detected.

Fuck's sake.

Latin auto-puff, pure music, content type melody.

Damn it.

Must have been in the cafe. Oh well, whatever. Sometimes you just got to sacrifice the ad revenue. When the whole stream was green, I made like $30 from ads on the sunny So I don't know if I got ads up until now when I just got the email, or up until when the music was playing. That must be why it was yellow. Oh well, that's the annoying thing. To do fun stuff, you have to go into buildings, and they usually have music. $600 if he could bum you. It's way too little. It would have to be a lot, like 20,000. Is that alcoholic beer?

No, it's just—

it's not beer, it's ale. Jinjo Airu, Dani Airu by Daido. I want to try that cola next time. Who would pay 20K? Yeah, well, hopefully not one, cuz I don't want to get bummed unless it's like a cute ladyboy. I'd only be up for being bummed if it was like really feminine, borderline woman-looking guy. If it was like a manly-looking man, uh, no, no, I don't think I could do it. No offense, it's just not my type. I'm into very feminine looks. Which is why I'm straight. But I wouldn't say no if it was like a very convincing ladyboy. Donation goal for Andy, what, $20,000? If the viewers want it to happen, it shall It shall happen. For the right price. I wonder if Japanese ladyboys are cute. Me and Blood Bucket, next bar, ladyboy bar. But I bet they'll all be manly looking. Adam's apple, big shoulders. You met one when? The BDSM woman? Was that a ladyboy? I guess it was good since I couldn't even tell. At the gallery. The one you hired? The one with the cape thing. I thought she was cute. That's a guy?

What?

You're joking. I thought that was like a cute Japanese woman. He's a dude, but his voice was like a woman's voice. I had no idea. Ah, stupid phone overheated again. Ah, when it overheats, I can't do split app. So that's why Sora uses a phone fan. Let's look on my phone. On hormones, would he be up for a live stream? Interviewing Japanese ladyboy. Sure, really? I must experience all aspects of Japanese culture. They don't call them ladyboys though in Japan. Ladyboys are like the Thailand word. I want some female ass, but with the dong attached to it. She is a lesbian. Ah, what if I dress up like a woman, or does it have to be a real woman for him?

Wait, I'll shut the window. Okay.

How much in donos to get pegged by Blood Bucket?

$1,000.

I'll put it on my OnlyFans. Imagine if American Guy could hear. Imagine he goes, I can hear. Have I considered a real willy? Yeah, as long as it's not attached to You're a man. Like a manly man. I think if my girlfriend saw what happened earlier today, she would probably never want to stream with me outside. I think I know now why my girlfriend doesn't want to stream. I don't think she'll see it. It was like she barely even noticed.

I Connor.

She only seems to notice when I say stuff like, oh, Sunny's gonna come to my house, but then doesn't notice all the other stuff, like the cool stuff I do. Is your girlfriend a top model or something? Not seeing a lot of upside staying with her. Well, it's not like I have hundreds of I don't have loads of new girlfriends lining up, do I? Tight girlfriend is best girlfriend I can get. Is that not a compliment? You said girlfriend's okay with me? Yeah, but I think she doesn't like it when I stay over. I'm not sure. She likes it when I stay in my room and don't meet anyone.

Ahem.

How do you know your girlfriend isn't seeing other guys? Uh, I don't know. I trust her, and I won't even know. So the problem is, um, she knows everything I do because I do it on YouTube, but she doesn't do YouTube, so I wouldn't know. But if she had a YouTube and she was like doing date stuff with other guys, maybe I would be mad. Maybe I'm not really thinking of this from her perspective. Johnny Somali is arrested in Israel now. Oh my God, why is his content just him trying to get arrested? Daniel only does dating content. Yeah, I do like to do dating content, meeting women. That's the most effective thing, and I enjoy it. Is Sunny gonna stay the night at Blood Bucket's house?

Uh, uh, where is she gonna sleep?

With you in your room.

What?

Everyone's getting all the action but me. How's my day going? It's okay, not bad. Saw some owls and had hamburger. Not sure what to do tomorrow. It's hard being a content creator. Gotta think every day what to do. Did it disconnect?

Testing.

Testing, testing. I think I disconnected. What's that noise? I think it's just my phone playing the stream. Is it okay now?

Mm-hmm.

Oh wow, thanks.

Guys keep leaking Daniel's guest house address so that people like the Red Hood guy that stream sniped him earlier could show up and beat up Daniel. Haha, now Daniel can get a taste of his own medicine for stalking people.

Haha.

I didn't stalk anyone. Well, if I don't feel safe here, then I have to move in with Blood Bucket. Then I'll be safe. Blood Bucket will defend me. Why don't you feel safe? I had a knock on the door by some scary people beginning with the letter P. Shut down the— what are they called? The shutters. The house would be fully bulletproof. Raise the fences. This is not the last visit to Japan. What are you talking about? If I had infinite unlimited money. I would just live in a hotel. Big hotel. Uber Eats every day. Maybe I won't stay in this part of the town next time. Maybe I'll stay north of Osaka.

This is the guest house J and F House Kanzai 2, the 4th of March 10, Minami Mukanos.

No.

A secret.

No dots seen.

G&F Hausgernseiten. The 4th of March, 10, Minami Mukanoso, Amagasaki-shi, Hyogo.

That's not where I live.

Completely wrong. Very wrong.

No, I'm not buying a gimbal. I think it's stable enough. Maybe if I got 1,000 viewers, I'd invest into some better stuff. Will we see 2017 content or just endless rambling for the next 2 years? Why only the next 2 years? Maybe I'll make some videos when I'm back home and I'm feeling safe. The problem is people are gonna be over the house, my Malaysian relatives. They're gonna come stay for like a month, but I think my mum's gonna take them traveling. The UK is so boring for traveling. It's just endless green fields and then some towns, and then the only thing in the town to do is go to a pub or a castle.

Does old hag Blood Bucket takes her denture before she goes to sleep? She might give you a good Boris Johnson, Daniel, with those teethless gum. Blood Bucket, the Hunchback of Canzai.

Turn up. She has very nice teeth.

Are you Dana Lord, ex-husband of Chihiro Kubota? We need you to stop stalking your ex-wife Chihiro and doxxing her location. Why are you living very?

I'm not living close to anyone. I chose this place to live near my dear friend Blood Bucket. Yeah, when I'm back home in England, I might feel more creative. Right now I'm just—

Why is the hunchback of Kanzai Blood Bucket walks around all hunched up? She's an old biatch.

I can't really make videos here because of— it's hard to make videos here because of the thin walls. I need to feel confident and relaxed. I just, I don't feel confident or relaxed here. It's so damn noisy. I need peace Peace and quiet to be able to think creatively. For now, all I can do is livestream myself doing nothing. Damn, look how sunburned my hand's gone. Oh my God, my hand is actually going orange. Jesus Christ, the right hand is more brown than the other one. I really got to put on the sun cream. It's like aging my skin as well. God, Japanese sun is really strong. Even on a cloudy day, you get sunburned. That's the problem with doing 6, 8 hours outside streaming. I didn't notice how sunburned I'm getting. Why didn't you use the sun cream you got? Because it wasn't sunny. But you still get sunburned even when it's cloudy. I didn't get this brown. I mean, I wasn't even outside in Thailand much, so that's why. God, I'm so brown. Look at my finger. How can it be so cold and then you get sunburnt?

Don't get it? No.

I'm not sniffing my socks. I just got a runny nose. It's the best smell ever. Second best smell next to the smell of ass. Why I love the smell of foot. You smell more than me, just in specific places, like feet and armpit and bum. Each one has a unique odor. So what should we do tomorrow?

Dunno. Don't know what to do anymore.

I might go to bed though. So maybe see you tomorrow if I can think of something.

Bye-bye, bye-bye everyone.