My New Look

Oops. Oh, I just turned it off. Why is it

making noise again?

Stupid thing.

Updating system.

Finally got some peace and quiet.

Oh, it's turned on again.

61%. Oh, it's doing an update.

Stupid computer.

Listen to that fan.

Very noisy.

Look, I got food for tonight.

Got lots of stuff.

Finally.

Okay, I think it's gonna be quiet now.

Oh, what are we doing today?

Did I shave my leg hair? Oh my God,

why can't it just shut off and turn off

and stay off? What is it doing?

Shut down!

Why does it keep turning back on?

If it turns on again, I'm gonna throw it

out the window. Well, I can't actually

throw it out the window. Stupid thing.

Sometimes I don't know if I regret buying

the laptop.

Do you think it was a waste of money?

Hmm, well, at least it's given me

something to do with video games.

Look, this is a knife. Someone sent to me.

It's so sharp. It's probably one of the

sharpest knives I've ever used.

You're not bald? Yes, I am. I shaved it

all off. I should have said in my new

video, if I get 2,000 likes, I'll actually

shave off all my hair.

The video got such low views, not even 5K

now. Jesus, I can't believe

people bored of me now.

So I did this new thing because someone

messaged me on Instagram after I made that

video. He said you should go to Ukraine.

So I, I changed my location on Tinder to

Ukraine and I got like 10 matches.

Within the first few hours, and they're

pretty cute girls. So apparently I'm

attractive in Ukraine for some reason,

and they're not ugly, they're cute young

girls and they're slim, and one of them is

even Japanese and she's quite cute. So

yeah, I'm seriously thinking about Ukraine

now. When I Googled it, it said in

order to enter Ukraine you need to

download some app And then you need— what

else do you need? Forgot now.

Um, some kind of form,

I don't know. But I

don't know how long— well, it says I can

stay for 90 days as a tourist, but that

policy only lasts until end of January

2022. So I don't know what's going to

happen after January 2022 because I'm

leaving here January 2022.

So I don't understand why women in

Manchester don't find me attractive and I

can— I can't get any matches. I barely get

any matches, but in Ukraine I got loads of

matches. It's just weird.

And I've heard a lot of good things about

Ukraine. Coach Red Pill said Ukraine's

great, and that other guy who has a

trading channel says he lives in Ukraine.

But then the thing about Ukraine is, you

know, they've got that whole Russia thing,

military buildup on the border. What if

Russia invades Ukraine and I'm there?

What's going to happen to me? It just

seems kind of unstable.

With all the stuff they have,

like Russian-supporting separatists

that they have clashes with and a lot of

protests. Just sounds a bit scary. I don't

know if the capital of Ukraine is, is safe

and nice. Maybe my

money is attractive in Ukraine, but how

would they know I've got money or not?

Just from some pictures.

Isn't Chernobyl in Ukraine? I know Bold

and Bankrupt loves going to Ukraine.

Maybe that's why. Maybe there's a reason,

because the women are not

so fussy like they are here.

So I'm thinking either Ukraine or Greece.

Maybe in a posh part of the Ukraine

capital would be nice. I don't know.

But then I worry because I look Asian,

I'm gonna stick out. Am I gonna draw bad

attention? Bold and Bankrupt looks like he

fits right in.

I need to become bold. Bold and— oh yeah,

apparently I'm saying the word bold

wrongly. There's someone in the comments

Told me off, and I looked up and actually,

yeah, bald is supposed to be pronounced

bald, as in like called

but with a B, and I was pronouncing it

bold like B-O-L-D. I didn't even notice

that. How many other words am I not

pronouncing correctly? Who knows? Bold,

bold, bold. See,

this is why I can't be an English teacher.

I can't even pronounce words properly.

How am I going to teach people?

Okay, what did I buy? I got some face wash

for all skin types. Got some chopped

tomatoes. Actually just got the same stuff

as last time. Minced beef,

taco beans. But I got this chicken that

I'm gonna make for dinner.

Where's my chicken?

I got these thigh— thigh

fillets. That should be fun

to make. And I got some cucumber.

Where's my cucumber?

Oh no! Use this

for OnlyFans.

Do you think that'd work for OnlyFans?

Fucking my cucumber. I mean effing

my cucumber.

What am I gonna make? Uh, I think I'm just

gonna season it, add some spices,

and cook it in the oven. Hopefully it goes

kind of crispy. That is the goal.

Could use it on OnlyFans. What, the chick—

the chicken can be like a Fleshlight?

That would be— what happened if you rubbed

your you-know-what on raw chicken?

Doesn't sound good. Maybe the

bacteria would get replaced with the raw

chicken bacteria.

My OnlyFans is dying. I only made $400

this month. It's only halfway through the

month. Maybe it'll go up to $500 or $600.

Oh my God, all my revenue streams taking a

hit. What am I gonna do?

Gotta go back home to mummy.

Hey, why, why is this orange open?

Oh. See, this is why you should check

the produce when you go to buy it. I never

check because I can't be bothered. I

didn't check the oranges and I picked this

one. Why is it— oh, I don't want to eat

that. Should I

put it in the bin? It's probably fine,

it's just been squished a bit.

I should change my Tinder location to

Greece as well to see if I'm attractive in

Greece. It's so stupid that I have to go

to a whole other country just to be

considered attractive. Why can't I be

attractive in England? Why don't I get any

matches here? Where's my iPhone?

Look, I bet you I've got a load of

new matches again already.

No, the girls on Ukraine

Tinder are hot.

I mean, look at this one. What do you

think? 26. I matched her.

She looks quite nice. I matched like

10 Ukrainian girls and a Japanese girl in

Kiev. Isn't that chicken Kiev?

Maybe it's from there. But what if, what

if she's like trying to con me, or she'll

sleep with me in the night and then during

the night when I'm asleep she robs me and

runs away? I don't

Thailand, I'm very attractive. I got

hundreds of matches when I changed it to

Thailand. A lot of them were ladyboys,

but ladyboys don't look too bad.

Depends how, how masculine they look or

not. I just feel very

unsafe in Ukraine. I can't read anything.

And then how do they do shopping? Do they

have Aldi? The most important thing is I

need Aldi or supermarket with

self-checkout. It's a lifesaver

having self-checkout. I don't have to talk

to anyone.

They had self-checkout in Germany when I

went to the supermarkets, but then they—

some of the supermarkets didn't accept my

debit card. And then in Netherlands,

almost nowhere took Visa, which is really

weird. Every time we went to a shop, I had

to ask first, do you take Visa? And they

kept saying no, Mastercard only.

What about Poland.

Hmm, could try Poland.

Never really wanted to go to Eastern

European countries. Do they

have a lot of, a lot of immigrants?

Because my theory is that

immigrants wouldn't want to go to Eastern

European countries because they're kind of

not great. They want to go to France and

Germany and England. So maybe places like

Poland and Ukraine, they don't have like

loads of immigrants on the streets

and stuff, which I don't really like. It

makes me feel unsafe.

Also, it's funny because in England we're

having massive problems because

after Brexit Um, they didn't let

low-skilled workers come in anymore, and

now there's a shortage, a huge shortage

of, of jobs. I mean, of workers to do the

jobs. There's not enough people to drive

the lorries, there's not enough butchers.

They're having to cull thousands of pigs

because they can't butcher them and get

them delivered, so they're just destroying

them. It's such a waste. Why don't they

just, just kill them and then chop them

up, put them in the freezer, and then sell

them or give them away. They just

incinerate thousands, probably tens of

thousands of pigs just because they can't

find enough butchers.

What, didn't they think that this would

happen after Brexit? Didn't they like plan

ahead for this? And then English people

don't want to do these jobs because

they're all like, oh, I don't want to do

job that's dirty.

So then who's going to do it? I'm not

doing it. You do it. I'm a famous

YouTuber. I'm not being a butcher.

I'm not driving a lorry.

Also, another thing I started to wonder is

what if more and more people started to

catch on to the idea that you can make

money on the internet And you don't need

to get a job. That would not be good,

actually. Then who's gonna do the jobs?

Who's gonna work in the shops and butcher

the pork and sweep the streets? Everyone

just becomes famous YouTubers and no one

works and society collapses because

there's so many ways to make money on the

internet. I don't know why people don't do

it instead of getting a job.

You could like make a course and then sell

it, or do Fiverr freelance jobs, or I

don't know, just do YouTube.

I got, I got nearly half a million views

this month, my 2 channels combined. Suck

on that, Brexit.

It isn't sustainable. More sustainable

than some people's jobs. How many

restaurants and bars went out of business?

And how many people working in the travel

industry lost their jobs?

A lot of jobs are not stable.

Although being a butcher does look quite

fun. I was watching this butchery channel

where they show you how to butcher an

entire carcass. Uh, it looks quite fun,

but it's probably very difficult. You need

a very sharp knife, you need to know where

to cut and where the muscles are and which

part of the meat is what kind of meat it

is. It looks fun. I wanted to try it. I

couldn't find how to buy a cheap carcass.

Where'd you buy a a whole carcass from?

I think I found one website you could buy

a lamb carcass for about £200

maybe. How many lamb chops would you get

from a lamb carcass? And then you got to

store all of those lamb chops somewhere

because you can't eat them all at once,

can you?

I became a member. Oh, thanks. If you

become a member, you get access to

hundreds of videos that I took down like

my classic, um, I got married and she

cheated on my wife series, and I got

kicked out my wife's place. I took— I set

those to private because it's kind of

embarrassing if, you know, I get a

girlfriend, she sees my channel and it's

full of my wife's a bitch and my wife

kicked me out because I cheated. I don't

really want new people to see that, but if

you guys want to see it, uh, you can sign

up, be a member, and then I get money.

I wonder if that's a good idea. I think

it's a good idea because number one, um,

it, it's not going to go viral if I set it

to members only. That means people

are less likely to find out about it, and

then the people who already know about it

will be the ones who would sign up as a

member. Maybe. I'm not sure if it's a good

What if my girlfriend becomes a member? I

don't think— I don't think she would know

about that kind of stuff. I don't know,

depends how nosy, inquisitive she is.

I kind of stopped caring about that stuff

now, you know, about the YouTube channel

thing. So I can't even get matches in the

first place, worrying about them finding

my channel. It was just making

it very hard to, um, make videos.

I just, I miss when I just didn't care

about what people thought. That was nice.

I felt like in my latest video I could

kind of feel a little bit of my older

self. There was like a little, little

sprinkle or a little touch of

the older Daniel, which Felt like

he died. I think

he's still in there. I think I can, I can

bring him back out if I,

if I try and get into it more.

Did your new member get timeout?

Oh, message deleted by Streamlabs.

Says spamming caps.

It wasn't me, it was Streamlabs. I thought

I disabled the Streamlabs thing. Why is it

Your social skills. Stay away

from Eastern Europe. Well, I put in my

Tinder profile that I'm a bit shy and

quiet. If I'm meeting someone on Tinder,

it's not really that bad. It's not like

I'm walking into a bar and going, hello,

nice to meet you, I'm Daniel. If it's

prearranged on Tinder, then it's not,

it's not really as bad or as awkward.

Not sure about it.

So this is what I believe, that I want to

have a good life. I want to, I want to

live in a place that's affordable and

where the women find me attractive, and a

place that's also safe. Unfortunately,

England ticks only 2 of the boxes.

Manchester's quite affordable and it feels

safe, but the women— I just, I don't have

Japan, Japan would be the perfect country,

but I need— I guess I need a backup

country in case Japan fails. Maybe there's

a place where I can get all my boxes

ticked off. That's in Europe.

I should try some of these Eastern

European countries.

I think in Brazil I'd be quite popular,

but Brazil looks rubbish. I watched Harold

Boulder's new video where he's in Brazil

now. He's all over the place. I guess he's

left America, North America, now he's in

South America. But he's in Brazil and he

was with this guy The guy sells ice cream

on the street on the beach, and he was

helping him. So depressing watching these

people's lives. And the guy

sells that— the açaí ice cream for like

$4.99 Brazilian dollars. And I Googled how

much $4.99 is, and it was like 60p.

Jesus. And he only sold about 20,

so he only made like $25.

And then that's not net profit because you

have to pay for all the stuff and the

ingredients. So net

profit would have been like $15, $10

maybe. All that work. I guess in Brazil,

$10 goes a long way. You probably get your

whole month's shopping done with $10.

Maybe Brazil

looks scary. I don't know how Harold has

all this confidence. He just walks around

these kind of shady-looking streets.

Yeah, I'm not really a Harold or

a Bold and Bankrupt,

and my leg pain My joint pain has been

aching for ages now. It still aches.

For like a week, I couldn't

even run. I could barely run.

Limped all the way to the supermarket. I

don't know why my joint pain's so bad now.

It didn't used to be this bad. It used to

last maybe a day or 2, and then it would

go away, and then it wouldn't come back

for a few months. But it's been almost

every day now. I don't know if it's

because of the vaccine or not. Did I

talk to Chihiro? I talked to her a

couple weeks ago. She hasn't said anything

about my videos about her, so I'm guessing

she doesn't mind. I want to make a new one

called My Ex-Wife Is Threatening Me with

Legal Action. If I

don't stop making videos about her,

that'd be a pretty funny title. I don't

know if it's worth doing this clickbait

trolling stuff anymore. I've been thinking

about this recently.

I feel like there's barely any hate

watchers left. You see the comment

section? There's hardly any hate comments

anymore, and maybe that's because I banned

nearly everyone who left hate comments

consistently. But I think they've just

moved on. I think they've gone, the hate

watchers. So I'm starting to think, is

there really any point of like trolling

and, and hate baiting anymore if

they're not there anyway? I'm not sure,

because I started with the whole trolling

stuff as like a defense mechanism against

all of this criticism and judgment and

hate I was getting. I don't really feel

like I'm getting it anymore, really.

And that means, you know, I lost like

10,000-20,000 viewers that were only

hate watching.

Maybe they just got bored because,

because I banned anyone from insulting me,

which means— because before I had, I

always had like a very open comment

section. I didn't ban people, I didn't ban

certain words, I let people comment

whatever they wanted. And it just spiraled

into negativity because, you know, a few

people would leave a toxic negative

comment and then loads of people would

jump on and join in leaving their own

toxic comment. And then it was just like

Like a chain reaction of toxicity.

And now that I've stopped it from

happening, maybe they've lost interest

because they're like, oh, no one's hating

on him anymore. Boring.

So I banned all the— like, the people who

only left hate comments all the time, I

just banned them.

And it kind of stops now, which is good.

See, this is why you have to have

moderation. I had a very unmoderated

comment section because I wanted to

believe in free speech and let people

voice their opinions, but it just— it got

too much where people were just needlessly

attacking me and, you know, being rude to

me all the time.

At some point you have to draw a line and

say enough is enough, you know, just fuck

off now, okay? You're banned.

Time to grow up and fuck off, maybe.

But these people are not trolling. I can

tell when people are trolling and they

actually hate me and they kind of get off

on leaving a hate comment. And these

people are just sick. They're the

ones who need therapy, not me.

I'm against free speech? Yeah, I am.

I'm— this is not a democracy, my channel.

I am the dictator. You follow my rules or

you're banned. So yeah, no more free

Banned someone else today. He left a lot

of comments and they're always negative,

like always moaning and whining at me like

a stupid little bitch. Fuck off. Hate

comments. Get a fucking life.

Sometimes free speech is not good.

People, people abuse their free speech

rights and they, they don't have

politeness and civility to be able to be

trusted with having free speech. So

unfortunately, because of people like

that,

um, not everyone doesn't deserve free

speech. I mean, it depends, like, case by

Basis. I should have banned them earlier.

Maybe it would have, would have stopped so

much of the hate in the early days.

Instead, I used to reply to them. Oh, I

feel so stupid. You should never waste

your time arguing with someone who just

wrote like a massive paragraph of reasons

why you suck and then trying to debate

with them. It's a complete waste of time.

Just ban them, get them out your life

straight away. You're not going to change

their mind, they're not going to change

your mind. You're just wasting everyone's

time by trying to have a debate and try

and show who's more intellectually

superior. It's just stupid.

I wish I, I just banned people earlier,

but I used to feel bad banning people. I

don't know why I used to feel bad.

Why don't I show my face anymore? My last

video I showed my face because my pimples—

I keep getting bloody pimples. I've got

new ones now. Now instead of above

my lip, they've moved down to the bottom

of my lip. So now I've got like breakouts

around the corner of my mouth. I don't

know what to do. This spot cream stuff

doesn't do anything. Washing— stopping

Huel didn't change much. Washing my face

doesn't make any difference. So I got

this. Let's see if this helps.

I also got some cucumber because

apparently cucumber is supposed to be good

for skin. I'm gonna try and make it into

like a paste to rub in.

I don't know what's going on. I've never

had my skin so bad before. Sure, I had

like one or two spots every now and then,

but I've I've got loads now.

What's, what's different? I don't know

what's different. I'm eating the same

stuff I always ate.

Could be stress,

maybe.

Look.

Look, you got a big one here.

Got another one here.

It hurts when I smile now. So I got one up

here as well. They're all around my mouth.

I don't know why it's always all around my

It really sucks because I want to meet

people, but then I don't want to meet

people because I, I look bad.

Why is it so bad? Try not to

touch my face either. I just touched it

loads because it gets itchy, so I scratch

it. Sometimes I just get like

a random itch on my cheek or my nose or on

my lip. It's really hard not to touch it.

Don't know what to do. How can I stop

it? It's really ruining, ruining my

whole life. So I don't

want to meet people when I'm like this.

Okay, let's make food.

It hurts when I smile and laugh, and when

I meet someone, you know, I want to smile

and laugh, not just sit there with like a

dead face. I hate

it when it's around my lips, especially

when you eat. It also hurts.

So annoying. I don't know what I'm doing

wrong. I'm washing my face every

day now. I've got this—

got this dishcloth. I've got a limp

everywhere as well, so I'm in pain.

Got this to try and wipe

off the oil at the end of the day.

Got my second vaccine appointment coming

up in a few weeks as well. A bit nervous

about it. I was thinking about not going.

Does it really matter when you get the

second one? Do I have to get it 2 weeks— I

mean, 8 weeks after? Why can't I get it

later? Where's my phone? My iPhone.

Just a bit scared that— oh, I got a new

like! See, I need to go to Ukraine. I just

got a new match. 33 years old, woman.

What? Why do I get

matches in Ukraine but not here? Ah, why

do I not get any matches in England?

And I wouldn't have to go to another

When I got the first jab, I just felt bad.

I got a headache. I had like tightness in

my chest, and when I took a deep breath,

it was really painful, like a sharp

stabbing pain.

Hopefully it's not worse. If it's the same

again, then it's not too bad. But if it's

the same but also worse, then that's a bit

scary. What if I get a heart attack? It's

not a heart thing, is it? Some kind of

inflammation. Maybe it's lung related,

because I need to find a place to go to

end of January. First, I'm gonna go to

Scotland. I still want to do the sleeper

train thing, see if it'll go viral.

Probably won't go viral. Maybe I just need

to make a new channel at this point.

Nothing goes viral anymore.

I don't even know how to go viral.

I don't know if it's worth doing.

Maybe I'll just make a new channel and see

if— I'm not sure. I can

make 2 videos, one for the the main

channel and then make a new channel for

experimental stuff.

I got Pfizer, the Pfizer jab. I want to go

on this sleeper train in Scotland. It goes

from Scotland to London, so I could go to

Scotland, stay there for a few weeks,

maybe just have a look, not live

there, and then take the sleeper train

down to London And then go straight from

London Heathrow, fly to some other

either Greece. The thing is with Greece is

they keep catching on fire. They keep

getting these fires. And there's— isn't

there a volcano in Greece or Spain blowing

up? Why is everywhere in the world so

unstable? Either you got communist

regimes trying to invade or you got bloody

volcanoes erupting. Greece has

wildfires, don't they? And then Ukraine

has Russia— Russian military building up

on the border. Which one's better? But

Greece has a Greek girl. I don't know if

she still wants to meet. I haven't

messaged her in a while. I should message

her again. Otherwise people think— girls

think, oh, he doesn't like me anymore,

he's not interested anymore, if you don't

which is not true. I'm still interested,

it's just I got nothing new to say,

so I just feel like it's, it's not,

not important to keep messaging people.

Don't you? I think that Japanese woman

lost interest in me now. She didn't

message me for over 2 weeks. Before, she

was messaging me at least a few

times a week, and then she would ask me if

we can do a phone call.

So I messaged her a few days ago saying,

hey, how are you? And we just had like a

very, very short chat. She didn't even ask

to do a phone call. So I think she's lost

interest in me.

I don't really want to do a phone call,

to be honest, because I don't know what to

talk about. Nothing new has happened, and

it just ends up like, um, so what

did you do today? Oh, I went shopping and

I did cleaning. How about you? Oh, I just

made some food. It's so boring. I don't

want a phone call. All the time when

there's nothing to talk about, but I feel

like I have to. You know, like on The Sims

when you're leveling up a relationship

with another Sim, you got to do

stuff like talk to them to, to level up

the relationship level. So doing the

phone call is like you're building

relationship points with them.

No, I just can't be bothered. It's so

fucking boring.

What do you talk about? Like, oh, how many

COVID cases are there now?

Or how's Japan's COVID situation?

Mm-hmm, really? Yeah, we got COVID here

too. I don't know why I feel

so bored talking to people. Is that mental

illness? It's just

really boring. I don't know what to talk

about. I wanted

to talk about the snipers and the police

on the street. That was interesting.

Women don't really care about guns and

I talked to my sister about China. It's a

bit annoying actually. I asked her, did

you hear about China? China talking about

invading Taiwan.

And I wanted to talk about, you know, how

the CCP is terrible and they're going to

start World War 3. And then she said she

heard about the video game ban, then she

started going on about how it's a good

thing, praising the CCP.

Nothing the CCP is good. Nothing the CCP

does is good. They're evil. They only care

about staying in power, and banning

video games is just like their way of

tightening the grip on the population.

Do you think Xi Jinping— I think Xi

Jinping would rather see the destruction

of China than lose power, don't you? They

would do anything to stay in power. You

see how they're like rounding up And

silencing billionaires for becoming too

influential. You see how they're like

banning really famous pop stars and like

trying to stop them from becoming really

influential because they're scared of

losing power.

And then, you know, foreigners are pulling

investments out of China because they're

scared. So they've just— they're shutting

themselves off from the world. Just sounds

like a certain Austrian

guy with a mustache. I want to make a

video about it. I mean, there's going to

be loads of people telling me I'm stupid

and what I'm saying is wrong, but I feel a

bit worried about China sometimes.

They don't want to work with the world if

it means they lose power and influence.

Stop watching Sir Pencer. I've been

watching Sir Pencer and Lao White

non-stop. I binge-watched the whole

channels and now I'm like anti-CCP,

but they're evil. Look what they did to

the Uyghurs. They Oh yeah,

even on the BBC News they had a Chinese

whistleblower talking about what they do

to the Uyghurs.

Sounds like a certain mustached person

with a certain minority

group that starts with a J.

Oh, thanks, Caleb. Very generous.

Do I watch any anime? No, I do

not. Anime bores me. And now

my favorite anime, Welcome to the NHK,

has now become my most hated anime because

I've just realized what the core message

of the whole show was. It's give up on

your dreams and just get a job. That's

literally the message of that stupid show.

The end of the show, Sato gives up on

chasing money-making schemes and he just

gets a job, and he's supposedly

fixed because he becomes part of society.

What a load of bollocks. I'm not getting a

job. Suck my nut,

whoever made that anime. Who made that

anime? Burn the studio down. Telling us to

get jobs.

You should have made OnlyFans with that,

Misaki.

Become a famous YouTuber with Yamazaki.

Even Yamazaki gives up on his dreams of

becoming a video game developer and goes

back to work on his parents' farm. And

then gets a wife. Boring ending.

Why couldn't Sato find success doing

something like some business,

or I don't know? The problem is Sato is

like me, he's not really passionate about

So what can he use to make a business

with? I use my depression and loneliness

to make To make my money, to make my

content. Because I'm

not really like really passionate about

anything either. Maybe I'm actually

happiest when I'm depressed and lonely.

Have you ever thought of that? Maybe the

reason why my relationships keep failing

is because I'm not actually happy in them.

I actually feel happier being depressed

and lonely. That'd be a weird, a weird

take, wouldn't it? Good in it. Maybe I am,

I just don't realize it.

Because I, I was not happy with Mila

either. I wasn't happy with anyone in

the beginning. I was, but then after a

while it just gets boring and frustrating,

and they keep trying to get you to do

stuff you don't want to do, like talk to

the parents. When I just want to stay

home, play video games.

I don't miss having to do this stuff I

didn't want to do.

But that's the thing with a relationship.

You can't only do what you want to do

because I don't know unless you get a

slave. Then you can, but then you go to

jail.

You should get new glasses. I've been

thinking about it because my eyesight is

so bad I can barely see anything, and it's

really, really awkward when I meet someone

new and I can't see their face from a

distance. I'm not sure if it's them, and I

probably look unfriendly because I don't

want to be standing there smiling and

waving at anyone— everyone. So I

might have to book an appointment when my

damn skin clears up. I don't want to go to

the optician when I've got all these

pimples. I can't get anything done with

these pimples on. I just want— I don't

care if I got scars or freckles, I just

want my face not to look gross, and then I

can start getting some stuff done, like

going to the opticians maybe. It's so

frustrating.

What kind of glasses should I get?

I like my glasses. Do you remember my

old glasses? They were square, little

rectangle shape. But I like these because

I feel like they make my eyes look bigger.

See, my eyes are actually much bigger

without the glasses because the lenses

make my eyes smaller.

See how much bigger my eyes are?

See, my eyes get so much smaller because

of the glasses.

Okay, what if I take my glasses off?

Do I look better or worse?

Hmm, I guess I look a bit better without

glasses.

I hate contact lenses.

But the thing is, if,

if I got onto good terms with a

girlfriend, I would stop wearing the

lenses because then I'd feel like, oh, I

don't have to try anymore, just go back to

wearing my glasses. Because I don't want

to wear the lenses on a daily basis. I'm

not going to wear the lenses to go

shopping. So when would I ever use the

lenses? Just seems like I would not

use lenses very often,

so I might as well just get glasses.

Then what kind of glasses? Do you remember

my old glasses? Do you think those were

Because I, I liked my new glasses more.

Because I, I like the feminine look, but

then people keep saying the feminine look

is why you can't get a girlfriend, and

maybe they've got a point. I don't know

why I'm so against embracing my masculine

side. Maybe it's because I never had a

strong masculine figure in my life to

like toughen me up.

Okay, what seasoning should I use? I got

quite a lot of new seasonings. My shopping

was £200— I mean, not too—

it was £20. I don't know why I nearly said

£200. It was £20. I got shampoo, I got

face wash, I got toothbrush, new

Dentitex. What a stupid company name.

Dentitex. I wonder if

it's a Procter Gamble company.

Aldi. Maybe it's made by Aldi. I don't

know.

The feminine look doesn't cut it in the

West. Yeah, that's what I'm learning.

But in Ukraine, I seem to be getting

matches.

And then they say, why don't you find

Asian girl in England? It's because the

Asian girls don't like Asian guys either.

Even my sister has never dated an Asian

guy.

Wonder why. I wonder. I remember there was

this one time I showed my sister— do you

know PDR Duncan? He's a Japanese YouTuber.

Well, he's not Japanese, he's half

Japanese, half British,

and his native language, native language

is English. And I used to think he looked

quite cool. So it was ages ago when he was

younger. I showed him to my sister

wondering what she would think, and then

like her face screwed up and she was like,

he's not exactly hot.

I mean, he's not hot, but I think he

looks cool or not ugly.

He's not like Mr. Macho Manly Man.

But it just goes to show, Western women

don't like that look with the glasses and

the kind of anime hairstyle and the kind

of soft look. But in Japan, they love it.

I don't get it. Why is it so different?

Asian women like Asian men. Yeah, but they

also like white men. I guess Black men

would— I think Black men would have the

same problem I'm having if they went to

Asia. Not just Black men, but Black women.

I think Black people would have some

frustrations and a little bit of

difficulty trying to date in Asia because

so many Asian people just would not date

Black people. I think that's the

problem I'm having as an Asian guy

in the West. You know, being Black would—

you'd have a better chance being Black in

England than being Asian.

Oh, it just sucks. If you're white,

you are attractive everywhere in the

world. So great. I mean, is there one

place in the world where Being white

actually makes dating harder. I wish I

was white sometimes. Seems like life would

be much easier.

What am I looking for? Oh, my knife.

Literally every girl in the West here

wants BBC.

There was a Black American guy in the

guest house in Japan, and he was always

like trying to flirt with the girls, and

they would always reject him. And 2 of the

girls he flirted with, I ended up fucking.

One— they both became my girlfriend. So

there was a French girlfriend who was Thai

of origin, Thai origin, so she's not

white. And then he was like massaging her,

trying to get into her room and stuff.

And then she ended up dating me. And then

he— I heard when I started dating

Chlamydia Girlfriend, who also lived in

the same guest house, she used to tell me

stories. And she said one time that Black

American guy tried on with her as well.

And that Black American guy was really

rude to me. He would make fun of me for

being not alpha and stuff.

Yeah, well, guess who got They, not you.

You got to play to your strengths.

So as a black masculine-looking man, what

can you do to improve your chances?

Dating in Japan, maybe you have to like

soften your look, not look so masculine.

Get get an anime haircut.

Okay, so let me think how to make these

chicken. How much did this cost? I think

this chicken was like one pound fifty or

maybe two pounds for all this. Do you know

how much all this would cost at KFC?

Probably £12. 10 times more.

Oh, oh, oh, don't you hate it when you,

you swallow too much water and it hurts

and you can feel it going down?

Can I go to Korea? I'm not really sure.

I think you can, but you have to pay like

$2,000 to stay in a government hotel for 2

weeks and you're not allowed to leave.

2 weeks and you're not allowed to leave at

all. You can't even go shopping. They

bring you the food, they leave it by your

door. You're not allowed out of the hotel

room for 2 weeks. I don't know if it's

changed, if, um, you get vaccinated.

Why is there like a whole circle thing?

I hope this doesn't stink as well. Every

time I open a pack of chicken, it smells

horrible. I bought this today, so there

shouldn't be any problems.

Maybe I could go Greece and then Ukraine

and then Korea. By then Japan should be

open again. There's no way it's Japan.

There's no way Japan stays closed all of

2022. No way.

Damn, this knife's sharp. Look at that,

no effort. I'm not even putting any Any

force is like— just

cuts so easily.

We got to start planning cuz January is

going to come faster than you think.

October is just— it's

only got 2 weeks left and then we've got

November, December, and then January.

That's it. Got to find a new home.

The hermit crab must find a new shell,

cuz I don't want to stay here for another

6 months. So boring. Got nothing to

complain about apart from how boring it

is. I want to go— maybe if I go to Ukraine

it would be really shit and then I can

complain about it loads.

I could go to Chernobyl, couldn't I?

Maybe Bald and Bankrupt is there.

Chicken.

Hmm, don't smell anything. Sometimes it

smells like fart when you open the chicken

box. Thailand. I'd go anywhere in

Asia if it was open. I just don't know

what— there's so many things you gotta do

now. You gotta fill out some locator form,

you need to get a PCR test within 72 hours

of arriving, you need to get the vaccine,

you need to download an app, you need to

do this, you need to do that. Fuck's sake,

they're just making it difficult to try

and deter people from traveling. They

don't want people traveling, really.

Bloody Boris Johnson says you shouldn't—

no one should be traveling, and then he

goes off to Spain for holiday.

Wow, this is a lot of chicken actually.

Damn, that's a lot. Look at this,

£2 for all this. How are people

starving when food's so cheap? How could

you not afford to just get a box of

chicken?

Damn, you just think about it, like all

those homeless shelters where they give

out free food, those people can't even

afford £2 to get some chicken.

Why don't they get a job? Then maybe

they'll have some money.

Okay, where's my fork?

Oh, oh,

who saw Walgreen Boots stock? Haha,

Walgreens did really well. It went up like

9%,

making good money. Apart from Corsair

Gaming, that's just tanked. So my 4 major

stocks— I'll try and keep it short since

you guys don't like stock talk— my 4 big

stocks are Walgreens, Amazon, Ford,

Corsair, and Altria. And they're all doing

well apart from bloody Corsair. Even

Amazon's going up. I'm gonna get rich

Ford is doing so well. I sold half my Ford

just in case.

Okay, so I want to make scores

like this. Like that, so it cooks in the

middle. Yeah, I got Walgreens Boots

because I heard a lot of good things, and

the CEO of Walgreens, she used to be a COO

of Starbucks, and she was also on the

board of directors for Amazon, so she's—

she knows her stuff.

And then Walgreens recently invested $5

billion into this medical company called

VillageMD, MD, because they

want to become more of a health clinic

place that you go to.

So everyone go to Walgreens, support my

company. Don't go to the other one.

Where's Walgreens' competitor? CVS or

Do we need salt for this? I think we

do. Okay,

how am I gonna do this?

I don't really want to put the chicken on

the foil because then the oils come out

and then it all collects on the foil and

then it kind of boils the chicken. I want

the oils and the fats to drip down.

Okay, uh, should I put oil on

the chicken? Yeah, why not?

Maybe it'll go crispy.

Delicious. Okay, so we've got chili

powder, Cajun chicken seasoning,

and mixed herbs.

Should I put all of them?

Oh, garlic powder. I'm nearly out

of garlic powder. Oh, I am out. All right,

no garlic.

Eat it raw. In Japan, they eat raw chicken

and raw beef. It's a Korean dish.

They, they get raw minced beef and they,

they put a raw egg on top of it and they

eat it like that. And then there's one

time About 10 people died from a

restaurant because it had— they got food

poisoning. Sounds disgusting.

Raw egg and raw minced beef? No thanks.

What is Japan's

obsession with eating things raw? I don't

get it. Everything tastes so much better

if you just cook it.

Raw salmon tastes pretty good, but that's

it. Raw tuna is not bad, but everything

else is just horrible raw.

What does Cajun smell like?

Hmm, it's like barbecue,

zingy kind of smell. I wonder what chicken

seasoning smells like.

Broke my fingernail on that stupid fridge.

You see, there's no handle on the fridge.

You gotta grip the top of it. It snapped

my fingernail off. It's grown back now.

It's a bit scary. I'm really scared of,

you know, the connection between the skin

and the fingernail there tearing.

It is so horrible, that feeling.

I really try hard to protect my nails.

Oh, oh, that reminds me. Mida,

her big toenail was like

black for months because it broke

off somehow. I think she said she hit— she

shut it in the door and then the nail kind

of fell off. It was disgusting. For months

it was all black and gross as the nail

regrew.

I hate when people don't look after their

nails and their nails snap off.

Fingernails are weird.

It was a close one. Luckily it didn't snap

off hard enough to tear anything, it just

broke the tip off. But it was scary

Let me see, how do we compopulate

this? Um, oh yeah, I was gonna smell the

chicken seasoning. Should I use

chicken seasoning or Cajun seasoning?

They smell the same, actually.

The Cajun smells stronger.

I want, I want Cajun.

Okay, it's got— what's he got?

Maltodextrin, ground chili, cayenne

pepper, dried garlic.

Yeast extract. It's making my voice go

funny.

She had hairy armpits.

Don't tell anyone.

Sprinkle, sprinkle. Oh,

how am I gonna do this? It's gonna make a

mess. Why doesn't it have like the holes

for sprinkling?

Ah, it's going everywhere.

I'm gonna use half the bottle just from

this at this rate.

Dutch sounds like— Dutch sounds like The

Sims language. It sounds a bit like

English, but all the words are different.

I don't want to use too much of it.

Okay, that's enough.

Cinnamon challenge with the Cajun

seasoning. That's such a stupid thing

people used to do. The chubby bunny

challenge. Oh, chili powder smells

good. No, I don't want chicken powder.

Aren't people, um, eating that protein

shake powder dry and then they're getting

heart attacks because it's like having 16

coffees all at once?

What do you got? Mixed herbs.

Why would this give me acne? It's just

chicken and seasoning. Oh yeah,

people saying my diet is bad.

Look at Nikocado Avocado eating 10,000

calories of Domino's pizza. His skin looks