dont watch testing

Testing.

One.

1, 2.

Hmm, why is he hiding?

Wait, I didn't put the widgets.

Oh yeah,

welcome back to a new stream.

I'm streaming on YouTube, Twitch,

and Kick all at the same time.

Also, I put the bitrate up, so I don't

know if you notice if the quality is a lot

better. I put the bitrate up to 6,000

from like 800. Yeah, I put 6,000

Hello. I'm not sure how to angle the

camera so you can see me as well, because

the fish tank is kind of annoying because

it's got a rounded corner, and if the

camera points at the rounded corner, it

looks all distorted.

Wait, I want a text box. Text.

I've got a funny idea.

Text box.

Days alive.

2. The fish has survived 2 days.

Is that clear what it means? Days— how

about like fish Health,

days alive, 2.

Fish, days alive. Fish health,

days alive, 2.

Or a bit better.

How about just days alive?

What kind of fish did you get? I got a

better fish, better than what I

How many viewers I got on Kick? On Kick,

I mean, I'm streaming everywhere for

probably 5 hours, maybe 4 hours.

Girlfriend's downstairs melting.

Okay, let me post it on Discord too.

I can't believe I spammed out my Kick link

all across every social media I have and

only 88 people joined. That's pretty

embarrassing. 88 people out of what,

100,000 something?

Streaming now. Send.

Damn, I look sweaty in the thumbnail.

Ah, whatever.

Why you hide behind the fish tank? Uh,

if I sit If I sit here,

I have to sit here,

but then the mic's too far away.

I mean, I could sit like this. Interview

with my fish. Where is he? Why is he

hiding? Come out.

Introduce you.

Stupid fish.

It's hiding at the top of the fake plant.

It looks like a Venus flytrap. Do

interesting stuff? I can't be bothered.

What's the point? You guys don't find

anything interesting.

Not again after you abandoned those in

Japan. I didn't abandon them. That was

Chihiro's fault for kicking me out.

Chihiro was the reason why my fish died.

You know what she did? She went on holiday

and she forgot to put the heater on, and

because they're tropical fish and Japan's

very cold in winter, they didn't survive.

She said she came back and they were all

dead. I will be very careful with my

words. Every single stream is getting

demonetized, but then I request a review

and then it gets remonetized like 2 days

later. I don't know why it's gone so

sensitive. I used to be able to just say

anything I want and it would stay green,

but now it's like every stream is just

going yellow after I finish the stream.

It would be yellow, then it would go

green, and then it'll flip back to yellow.

Something is weird with the algorithm.

Your streams are pretty boring. Well, I

don't know what you expect from me,

really.

Since when has the channel ever not been

boring? Or when I was doing backflips off

of the Empire State Building in my

Superman cape? You guys have a very weird

perception of what to expect from my

channel. Keep saying

the streams are boring, but when they're

basically the same as a video, just

unedited. And then people say, oh, no one

has 5 hours. You don't have to watch the

entire 5 hours, okay? I feel like I need

to make a whole video explaining the

concept of a livestream. It's not so you

watch it from start to finish, you just

watch it You watch as much as you want.

It's up to you. Why can't you just decide

for yourself? You want to watch 10

minutes? You want to watch 1 hour? You can

watch 2 minutes. It's up to you. Just if

it's boring, maybe skip ahead or click

around, find a topic that I'm talking

about that you do find interesting. But

no, people are so lazy now. They want

everything spoon-fed to them in little

bite-sized chunks. And they see a big 5,

10-hour stream, like, oh my God, I don't

have 10 hours. No one's forcing you to

watch the whole 10 hours. What is wrong

with people these days? I feel like social

media and the internet's really rotted

people's brains where they've got no

thinking power.

Sound is hollow. What? Why?

Hello?

Hello? Wait.

Oh. Oh my god.

This thing's not even plugged in. Haha. I

don't know what mic it's using. Wait, it

is plugged in. Hello?

Hold on.

Hello?

Um, hello?

I don't understand.

Damn it.

I think it's using the mic from the

laptop. No, it's using

this mic. It's just not sounding good.

For God's sake.

Oh, oh, it's not plugged in. Oh my

God, the damn thing is not plugged in.

Look.

Hello? Hello?

No, still, I don't think it's plugged in

still.

Um, hello?

I might have to end the stream and reset

this. Oh my God.

I don't know where the mic— what mic it's

using. It's not using this. Hello?

I think it's using the webcam's mic.

Let me— I'm trying to fix it now.

It's using the mic here. Listen, can you

hear it clicking, or is

it using this?

What? For God's sake.

Ah, hello, hello,

hello. Okay, now it's working. I think

it's working now. Hello? Okay,

now it's working. For God's

sake. Hello? Hello?

Hello? Okay, now it's working. Yeah,

it's working now. God, so stressful.

I don't know why, it just— it doesn't show

the mic on the list of mics.

So I had to make a new input capture

thing. Okay, it's working now.

Oh, I really should test that before I

start the stream next time.

Why have I only got 40 viewers? The hell?

The resolution is bad. Oh my god, how?

I put the bitrate to 6,000.

It should be really good, like 720p.

Could be really good.

Are you sure you've set it to 720p?

I think the camera is just out of focus.

How about that? Oh, it's worse.

Maybe the camera is smudged.

Is that

better? I think it's not in focus.

It should be a bit sharper.

God, setting this up is such a nightmare.

Can you see him? It looks kind of— I don't

know. Kind of fuzzy, I guess. I think

because I've just got a cheap crappy

This angle's not great.

What about this? Uh, one Super

Chat equals treat for Fishy.

Uh, where should I put this?

This is what happens when you don't title

the stream right. Yeah, exactly, because I

didn't do something like, oh, my life is

ruined. When I just put a normal title,

this is what happens.

If I end the stream, make a new one, and

then call it like, oh, my girlfriend

kicked me out, probably have 100 viewers.

Do you wanna— do you wanna see?

Oh, thanks, Blood. I didn't notice your

donation 2 days ago until

after the stream ended. I forgot to say

thanks. I'm not sure about the angle.

Are you hiding behind the fish all stream

long? Hiding behind my fish tank.

That looks creepy.

Is the water right temperature? It says

betta fish need a temperature of 75

Fahrenheit. My room temperature is like 26

Celsius, which is about 70,

so it should be room temperature. It's a

tropical fish, so it needs warm water.

I think it's okay.

Should be fine. It seems okay,

although it looks like its scales are

coming off on its left side.

You got a fish. Yep. Got a better fish.

I used, um, bottled water and then I put

this pump to make it oxygenated, but

apparently these fish don't need a pump

because they can breathe air.

I Googled it, it says they have a special

lung-like organ and they can take Gulps

of air at the surface. They can even

survive out of water for like an hour or

something, as long as they are kept moist.

I haven't fed it anything yet.

Oh wait, I didn't feed it your Super Chat.

See if the angle was good for feeding.

I got this better

food.

Put one. The food's not very big though.

Is he gonna eat it? I don't

think it— see? Oh, oh, it ate it. Oh, but

you couldn't see. I'll put another one.

My room's pretty hot, it's like 30 degrees

if I don't turn on the air conditioning.

Put it here. Come on, fishy.

People paid good money. Eat it!

Where'd it go? It's there.

I haven't named it. I feel like it's kind

of pointless giving fish names.

I want to get the money shot. Come on,

come over here.

Why is it hiding?

Yeah, yeah, the money shot.

Yum yum.

Hehe. It poops a lot. It's pooped like 3

times today. I use a chopstick with a

sponge on the end to scoop up the poop.

Look,

I use this.

Might have to buy one of those vacuum pump

things sometime. I don't

have gravel. In Japan I had gravel and the

poop got in between all the gravel and it

was hard to clean. This time I'll just

keep the floor empty, I think.

I might get like a little barrel so it

could hide inside of the barrel. Seems

like it wants to hide in the bush,

or it's just kind of resting on top of the

We're watching a fish tank with one fish.

Well, it's a betta fish. If you put other

fish with it, it would attack the other

fish. Oh, it's moving.

Come here. It's not like a neon tetra

where they all like swimming together.

These ones would actually fight if you put

another one. Didn't you buy the boats?

No, I bought this green plant instead.

Haha, I feel like that patch on its left

side is getting bigger, but I don't see

any scales at the bottom of the tank.

What's wrong with it? I'm pretty sure it

was there when I bought it.

I'm not sure if I want to buy a bigger

tank or more fish.

I could buy a rabbit. They've got so many

animals at that market. You can just buy

anything. You can buy an emu, you can buy

a goat, you could buy a fox, you could buy

a parrot. I don't know who actually buys

this stuff. Imagine buying an emu.

I wonder if I can get it more in focus.

Yeah, they got these huge parrots that

look like— they look really weird, like

they've got massive heads and a massive

beak, like they could

stab you with it.

The webcam is just not very good.

It's a crappy $10 webcam I got off Amazon.

Do you remember that AI 360 webcam I got

for £200? Yeah, I didn't bring that.

It's not very good because I don't want

the camera to be tracking me, the dogs in

Put a camera in the water.

Don't think the webcam is waterproof. I

would need like a GoPro. I've got a GoPro,

but I lost the little flap that makes it

watertight, so it's not waterproof

anymore. It's a betta

fish. Never had a betta fish before.

I had neon tetra and medaka, which is

Japanese rice fish, before, and they were

very fragile. They kept DIYing,

and they got sick. I had some Medaka fish

and the spine was going bent,

and then they would lose the ability to

stay upright. They'll just end up getting

floated around the tank,

but I heard that these fish are much

stronger. And they can survive

even if the water's not great. I'm trying

to keep the water as good as I can, but

last time I had fish, I don't know why

they kept getting sick.

I was changing the water. I added this

thing into it to make it nice for fish as

well.

What's it doing? I think it's stuck.

I'm scared it's gonna jump out of the

tank. I made a little cardboard lid,

but it makes the tank really dark.

I heard that they're good at jumping. If

the water's bad, it might try jumping out.

I had shrimp as well back in Japan. They

all jumped out the tank during the night,

and when I woke up, found them dead on the

floor. Wish you got the bunny.

Yeah, it'd be funny to have the bunny.

The bunnies were cute.

You hide behind the fish tank. You want to

see my face?

I have to sit here then.

I need to cut my hair.

I guess the water was pretty bad if they

jumped out.

Don't know, maybe Japanese water is just

toxic.

My mic stand's not long enough.

I think the stream looks good.

If you did a planted tank— I tried before,

but the leaves kept rotting and kept

dying.

How many viewers does iShowSpeed have?

Probably like 50,000.

I wish I had 50,000 viewers. I can't even

get 50 viewers.

I'll try and make some videos tomorrow. I

think I'll have time. It's just, it's been

really hard recently because I have school

5 hours a day. I come home and I'm kind of

tired and my girlfriend's here a lot.

We had a fight actually yesterday because

I was stressed out about

not having time to do stuff. Why is it

going crazy?

I don't like it when it starts swimming

really quick. It looks like it's freaking

out.

Where is she now? She's downstairs. She's

downstairs in like the There's a

floor with gym stuff and swimming pool and

like a study area. She's in the study

area.

I think she's working all day tomorrow,

so I'll just make loads of videos, I

guess. I just don't have any ideas for a

video. People keep saying, yo, the streams

are boring, but I don't have any other

ideas of what to do.

If I had loads of ideas, I'd be doing them

instead of streaming. The streams are just

what I do when I don't know what, what

else to do.

Maybe it wants more food. Yeah,

I'll give it some later.

I don't want it to get fat.

It's called a betta fish.

B-E-T-T-A.

I got highly nutritious food, vitamin C

and E.

Promotes growth.

You're happier when you're working towards

something. Yeah, but it's hard finding

what that thing is.

I used to love it when I

felt like there were loads of videos I

wanted to make. Like,

oh, my wife is cheating on me. My wife

divorced me. Oh, now she's angry about the

SD card. What's on the SD card? I remember

having so many things to make videos

about. It would just flow from one video

to another. And now there's like nothing.

I had people pretty hooked.

We do have fights, but I don't really want

to make a video about it because I don't

really want to upset her more. I already

upset her quite a lot yesterday and

If I made a video about it, it would just

make it so much worse. Oh, thanks,

Junkers. Feeding time. Okay,

I'll give him a few pellets since

they're tiny.

Fish. Fish, come here.

It doesn't eat that much. I noticed after

giving it about 10 or 11, it stops eating.

Yeah, it's good when it eats.

Here you can see it.

You were trolling your audience for a

while. Yeah, it was so easy.

Oh, what's on the SD card? I mean, it was

real because I did have an SD card full of

you know what. Still do,

but I don't just leave it lying around

Fishy Fish says thank you.

I'm scared to, to make videos about drama

now because, because my life's pretty

comfy. I don't want to lose it. Like, if I

made a video about the drama and then she

got upset and kicked me out or something,

or she left, then that

would just suck.

I learned that trying to keep the peace is

better than just like burn everything

down, storm out and have a tantrum and

then feel stupid after a few days and then

crawl back.

How can the fish survive in dirty Thailand

tap water? I put bottled water. Not tap

water. Only the best for my fish.

He's swimming in Xinhua premium

drinking water.

Good enough for me to drink.

Did my palms heal? No, they're all scabby.

I mean, they're all dry and flaky still,

and it tries to come back, and I put cream

on it again, then it goes and then it

comes back.

But there are these dry patches all over

my hands still, and they don't go away.

Maybe I need moisturizer.

Do IRL stream with Ice? Maybe if he

invited me, but I'm not good enough. Not

entertaining enough. If I can't even keep

my own audience entertained, then I'm not

going to be able to keep his audience

entertained. I feel like his audience are

way harder to keep entertained because

they want IRL and they want drama and

they want interaction with strangers and

funny things. I can't really provide any

of that. Maybe I

can provide some drama because I'll just

say that I hate everyone.

Joel's annoying, Deepak's annoying, but

then they would all just hate me and then

kick me out.

I need some drama. I need like a new

character. Maybe I get them to make a

channel too. We stream together and

then maybe we talk shit about each other

behind each other's backs. I'm like, oh,

I hate that guy. And then the trolls go

and tell him, Daniel said he hates you.

That makes some, makes some interesting

content, but I can't be bothered.

Who's going to want to do that? Most

people have like a normal life, not trying

to make internet drama.

I quite liked doing the IRL a couple days

ago. That was fun. Maybe I'll

do it again doing something else.

But I need an idea what to do. Can't just

walk around aimlessly. Maybe I'll go and

get a haircut and then stream it or

something. Grow my hair long and then go

to a hairdresser. Problem is they'll

probably have music in the hairdressers.

I'm scared of music.

Do you ever drink kratom? No, I've never

heard of it apart from, from suspenders.

What is it?

I don't do any weird stuff like drugs.

Imagine they just jumped out of the tank.

That would be scary.

I don't do any kind of drugs. I just want

to keep a level head and stay in this

realm of reality.

No one really wants to start drama with me

anymore. People don't care.

It's like people have already established

that I'm a bad person. So what is the

point trying to expose me being a bad

person when it's already like common

knowledge that I'm a bad person? I think

people only started drama with me before

because people felt like I was trying to

portray myself as a nice guy.

And then when people realize I'm not a

nice guy, they were just really coming

hard for me to expose me,

clip stuff. Oh, Daniel said this, Daniel

said that. But now it's been established,

there's nothing to really expose, is

there?

And no one really cares to try and debate

me about anything because

I'll just be like, yep, you're right, so

what?

Do you like being a bad guy? Who's Jason?

No, I don't like being a bad guy. I wish

I, I wish I was great and everyone loved

me. But it's hard, you know. It's not

easy being a good guy. It's easy being a

It's hard to read the chat from here.

I get stressed out, and even if I know

it's wrong, I can't control my emotions.

When I get angry, I find it very hard to

control my emotions, even though I know I

should just pretend to care.

I find it hard, you know, I just I get fed

up. You can see it on my face that I'm fed

up. It's hard to fake the

caring anymore when you're too stressed.

Current favorite video game? No,

everything's boring. Even Diablo 4. I got

bored of it. I got to level 95 and there's

nothing to do. I ran out of sigil powder

cuz I kept dying on tier 50, so I had to

go back down to doing tier 30 to get more

sigil powder. But, but tier 30 is so damn

easy, I just one-shot everything. But I

need sigil powder to get the tier 50

sigils, and I don't know how else to get

the sigil powder.

So it's really dumb they make you need

sigil powder to create the sigil keys.

Because I want to do the, the hard stuff

like tier 50 and challenge myself, but I

kept dying. I lost all my sigils and

I can't be bothered anymore. I never get

any good loot. My loot— my gear is already

really good, so to be able to find gear

that's better than what I already have is

very unlikely or very rare.

And I've tried loads of different builds,

they all suck apart from one build on the

Barbarian. I can't be bothered making a

new class, so I think I'm done with that

game. I don't want to play the new season

because I don't want to start a new

I'm waiting for Starfield. Starfield looks

really good, like a Looks like a game you

could really get sunk into. Looks like it

has really good world, really deep story

and characters and stuff,

and the gameplay looks pretty good. Looks

fun. Looks like Fallout plus Cyberpunk

plus No Man's Sky.

Get your fish a bigger tank. Yeah, I might

get a bigger tank. I always regret buying

a small tank. I did the same thing in

Japan. I bought a small tank and I ended

up getting a bigger one. It's just hard to

carry home. I thought I'd just get a small

one. Yeah, maybe I'll get a bigger one at

some point. I want to get a light as well.

I guess it's a bit small, but he was

living in a little bottle in the market.

They were all in these tiny bottles like

this big. So this is a big improvement.

I think I'll just have one fish for now,

see how long I can keep it alive.

Having— I had like 20 fish in Japan. I had

about 12 medaka. And then I had about 10

or 12 neon tetra. I like

the neon tetras. They're cute.

What do I think of Rishi Sunak?

Uh, nothing really. It's funny because

sunak means dog in Thai.

We're learning quite a lot. We've learned

quite a lot of new grammar today, like

when and I must. I feel like it's

really coming along now. It's kind of slow

in the beginning. We're just learning my

name is, what is your name? But now we're

getting onto the good stuff. Like when I'm

at the market, when you're at the market,

what do you do? Or I go to

Phuket by train. Starting to get more

complex sentences, which I find really

interesting. Learning how to say all my

name is really boring.

Today's lesson went by so quick. 3 hours

finished and I thought it felt like only 1

hour.

We learned when. When is wēlà,

like that. Sounds funny. And then we

learned must. Must is dóng.

And we also learned directions.

I'm really enjoying it. I know you find it

boring when I start going on about Thai,

but it's— it feels really

satisfying learning the new grammar and

being able to use it. I think I quite

enjoy learning languages. I thought I'd

hate it and I'd really struggle, but I'm

really enjoying it.

Because I go on the train and then after a

lesson I hear the words I just learned and

I'm like, wow, I didn't hear that word

before, but now I hear it.

But Thai people speak, they speak too

fast. I can't catch it. I replayed my

stream. To try and understand what they

were saying, and I finally understood.

They were telling me not to stream. She

said, don't take video. To take

a video or picture is Thai. I thought she

was saying like Thailand, Thai. I didn't

understand. Take a picture or take a video

is Thai. So that was interesting.

Also, to put something down is wang.

And women say ka at the end of sentences.

So they're like wang ka.

But people in the classroom, they're

really struggling. Some people in the

class, they are still struggling getting

you and I right. They would say kun

instead of pom. I don't know how you're

still mixing up I and you. After 2 weeks

of learning Thai.

And this American guy was complaining to

me about the teacher being too

fast or something.

I don't feel like— I feel like it's kind

of slow. We only learn maybe 1 or 2 new

bits of grammar in the day, and then we

spend the whole day practicing the

sentences. But because the teacher goes

around the entire class one by one, every

student has to practice, so it just takes

a lot of time.

Oh, we learned birthdays as well,

and we were going around the classroom

saying our, our date of birth. There's

quite a few people the same age as me,

1989, and one's like 1980,

so that means that they're 40+.

The one next to me, she said she's 1995.

I think maybe a tiny sieve would be good

to scoop up floating stuff.

For the poop, I squish it against the

glass with a sponge and then I lift it up.

You gotta make sure you don't let go,

otherwise it disintegrates and floats

around everywhere. Try and squish it so it

gets stuck onto the sponge— sponge.

Only 59 watching. Yeah,

I wonder why. I think the title was not

clickbaity enough. Also, I got 10 viewers

on Kick, so maybe those 10 people

who would have been on YouTube are now on

Kick. I got to stream for 5 hours on Kick

to get the sub button,

and I got 1 viewer on Twitch. Hello, 1

viewer. On Twitch.

One viewer.

Got 10 on Kick.

Flush my fish down the toilet.

Yeah.

Or what about flushing

my fish down the toilet if I don't get

1,000 likes?

Oh, I need to take some frozen meat out.

For dinner.

It's kind of awkward when I get on the

train and I see one of the other class

people on the train. Should I go up to

them, say hi, or do I just ignore them? I

pretended I didn't see them and I just

looked at my phone. I didn't

really want to talk. I talked to one of

the Americans on the train a few days ago.

He's nice,

but I don't really know what to talk

For some reason, I just randomly told him

I was married in Japan and got divorced.

I don't know why I keep telling people

that. I get, I get nervous.

I don't know what to say, so I just say,

well, I was married and then I got

divorced in Japan, just in case you wanted

to know. I told that cat cafe woman

as well, didn't I? She randomly said, oh,

I was divorced and married.

Yeah, I don't know what to talk about, so

I just tell them Something very personal,

like I had chlamydia.

Because I'm scared of being boring to talk

to. So I just think, what's the craziest

thing about myself? I'll just bring that

up. Try and find a way to bring up that I

was divorced. Makes me seem like a more

interesting person.

I only talked to the— I talked to the 2

Americans. The Chinese guy talked to me a

little bit, but he talks to everyone.

I feel like the American girl wants to

talk to me,

but she's not sure how.

Oh, there were 2 Japanese people as well.

I went on to the elevator. And there were

2. They were like 40 plus, a man and a

woman. They were talking. Felt weird to be

able to understand what they were saying.

Don't remember. He was just saying

something about his wife at home being

sick or something. Didn't really want to

say hi. Maybe if they were younger.

They look like they're nearly 50.

Very short and kind of stocky built.

I think they're in the other class, like

level 2 or level 3.

Are you on good terms with your mum?

Yeah, she sends me pictures of Pushkin,

the kitten, the cat.

She wants me to come home for my sister's

wedding.

But I said it's too expensive and I'm

broke. She said, don't come for Christmas,

come for the wedding instead. But I'd

rather go to Christmas. I don't really

want to go to the wedding. No one came to

my wedding. The wedding is just going to

be loads of her friends and then

her boyfriend's family and friends. And

then the friend's family, and I'm just

gonna be standing there. Do I have to

bring my girlfriend as well? I'll just be

standing there being bored, and I'll just

go hide in my room, play Rainbow Six.

It's so expensive to go back to the UK.

It's like £1,000 direct flight,

and then October or November is still like

£800. It's probably £700

or £800 for next year spring.

She's known her boyfriend since,

I think, I think quite a long

time, but they didn't start dating until

like 2019 or 2020.

But they've known each other before that.

I'm not really surprised they're getting

married. I always thought that— yeah, I

think she's gonna choose him. He's got a

good job, he's quite good-looking, he's

tall, he's like 5'11 or 6 foot. He's

pretty tall. He's well-educated,

he's got a good job, he's got a good work

ethic. He's a pretty good guy to choose.

I mean, if I was a woman, I would find him

pretty appealing as a man.

No homo.

If you're a woman, I feel like, yeah,

that's the kind of guy you want. Makes

good money, works hard,

well-built, like strong build,

enjoys traveling, outgoing, social.

That's kind of guy you want really, isn't

it? If you could pick,

so I'm not really surprised.

Oh,

my hair looks stupid. I want to cut it.

Looks like Krusty the Clown's hair.

Do I like him? Yeah, he's nice. I didn't—

in the beginning, I didn't like him, to be

honest. But I,

I changed my mind. It's just, it's just

I met him after Mila dumped me during the

lockdown, and I was very stressed out,

stressed out and

moody. And I found a

few things he said Kind of annoying.

Like, I don't know, he says something

like, don't you get worried when Japanese

people— when you tell Japanese people that

you're Chinese? And I was like, what do

you mean? I tell them I'm English. Why

would I tell people I'm Chinese?

Triggered me a little bit.

Does he not think I'm English? Like, does

he think I'm Chinese or what? Just because

I'm half Chinese doesn't mean I

am Chinese.

I get very touchy about the whole, are you

not English, you're Chinese, or what are

you really? Where are you really from?

That kind of stuff I get annoyed with. I

just never— it never crossed my mind to go

around telling people, oh, hey, I'm

Chinese. That'll be so weird.

Then they'll say, "Oh, what part of China

are you from?" Oh, I never actually been

to China. Then how are you Chinese? I

know. That's what I mean. Imagine I go to

Japan. I'm like, "Uh, hajime mashite,

chūgōkujin desu." So I'd say I'm

Englishian because I'm from England. It's

just really weird to be asked that.

I got a bit annoyed.

Maybe he didn't mean it nationality-wise.

Maybe he meant ethnically. When you tell

them that you're part Chinese, do they

dislike you? So it's like a stereotype of

Japanese people not liking Chinese people.

I guess that's what he was getting at.

But I was very moody back in 2021.

Being stuck in the house. No,

he's okay. I think I just overreacted a

bit. And then he also

said that it would be impossible for me to

make £500 a month on stocks. I guess

he was right, but at the time that annoyed

me because I thought, what do you mean?

I'm making like £2,000 a week. I thought I

was going to be a stock millionaire, and I

felt like he was pissing on my bonfire.

But he was right. Yeah, I didn't make $500

a month doing stocks. Whatever.

I hate it when I'm wrong and people All

right.

If you were a girl though, everyone would

think you're amazing. Well, if you're a

girl, you just need to look nice and not

mentally ill.

Nice hair, nice skin, doesn't look like

you have a disease. That's all men want,

really.

But I think he's okay. Yeah,

he's fine.

My girlfriend met him when my sister came.

Do you still have to do your taxes?

Yep. Uh, they asked me— what did they ask

me? They asked me if I had a visa

in Rotterdam and Germany, and then they

asked me if I have a visa in Thailand,

and I took a picture of it and sent it to

them. And they want me to send bank

statements from 2021 and 2019,

but I don't have statements from 2019. My

online statements only go back to 2020,

so I'm not sure what to do.

It sounds like I'm lying. Oh, I don't have

the statement. Sorry. No, I go onto my

online banking and it literally does not

have 2019 on it. So I

might have to phone up the bank and then

they send me paper statements to Thailand.

I don't know what to do. I guess I could

go to 2019 on AdSense. Sense to

show my YouTube earnings. But I was in

Japan for like 9 months, so I don't think

I would have to pay any tax.

Hopefully, fingers crossed. 2021, I'm kind

of screwed because I was in the UK for the

whole year in Manchester and I made pretty

good money, like £20K, £25K. But I'm

pretty sure I reported it correctly or

close enough. If it's close enough, do

they still penalize you? Like, what if you

just declared £100 less than what you were

supposed to have?

Because I get little payments from Amazon,

£10 a month because of my affiliate link.

And I get like $5 a month from Patreon. I

can't be bothered. Like, who cares? £10.

Add up every single thing. Oh my God.

I'd rather just close down my Amazon

affiliates. I don't even know why I'm

getting money from Amazon affiliates. So

who's using my link? I haven't linked. I

haven't, um, shouted out

my link in ages. When was the last time

you remember me saying, oh, click on my

affiliate link?

I guess I'll do it. No, not tomorrow.

Tomorrow I want to make videos. Maybe

Sunday, start downloading the bank

statements.

They sent me another email saying We have

still not received your bank statements

for the year 2021. Yeah, because you said

I have until the end of July to send them

to you. So why would I be in a rush?

What's the point giving me a deadline and

then saying, oh, we still haven't received

it? Yes, it's still like 2 weeks away from

the deadline. They take weeks to reply to

Where did you buy the fish? I got it from

Chatuchak Market.

I think it cost 100 baht just for the

There's only one person chatting on my

Kick. Why girlfriend

doesn't want an extra job? She said she

wants to rest for this month before

looking for a new job. I would

do online classes. I like going to the

classroom because I like to have a bit of

social interaction,

and I like being able to talk face-to-face

with the teacher. And I like,

I like the classroom environment, and I

feel like there's a competitive aspect of,

I want to be the best in the class, so I

I'm gonna pay attention and not mess up.

So I like going to the classroom. I like

going out and experiencing commuting

somewhere. That's why I chose the

classroom instead of online class.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. I'll give the

fish a treat. Many treats.

Here's a treat for you, and give the fishy

a treat for me. Fishy,

stop hiding. Come,

come, come. Is he coming?

Yeah,

fishy says thanks.

That's probably enough. I've given him

about 10 or 12.

He's gonna be pooping all day.

You have a new buddy. Yeah, my son. I

should have called the stream I became a

father. My new fishy son.

Oh, wow. Thanks. Oh, wow. $20.

Wow. Huge grant. Tip $20.

You're not going to come back to jolly old

England? I want to. I miss my home,

my garden. But I'm scared if I go back, I

won't want to leave. I feel depressed

having to leave again. My house is so

nice, so big. It's not 30 degrees.

I felt miserable last time I went back for

Christmas in 2019. I felt sad to

have to go back to Japan.

But if I go back for Christmas, it's going

to be like £2,000 and then go

back again for My sister's wedding. Am I

going to have to get a suit? I went to my

cousin's wedding when I was— I think I was

19 or maybe 21 or 22.

Guess what I wore to my cousin's wedding?

I wore jeans and this gray jacket, like a

suit jacket. But under the suit jacket,

I wore black and orange checkered

button-down shirt. Buttered— checkered

button collared shirt, and I look

so stupid. I'm wearing these jeans,

like blue jeans, orange and black

checkered shirt with a jacket, gray jacket

that looks too big for me.

I'll give the fish treats for the donor.

Let's just give a couple. It's gonna get

fat.

Uh, its head looks stretched. The corner,

the corner of the tank is rounded. It

looks like his face is melting.

Hmm, maybe I'll try some fish food. It's

got vitamin C.

Anyone who is supporting having a fish

alone in such a tiny tank— it's

not that tiny, it's just because you can

only see it from the end. No, no, it's,

it's, it looks tiny because the camera is

at the end. It's like a rectangle.

It's a rectangle shape. I put it at the

end of the rectangle. It's not really that

big. It's long this way. It's long.

I should have rotated it.

Oh wow. 200 sex from

Nora. You are amazing.

You're amazing too.

Fishy's gonna get fat. Give him one,

one or two.

He comes for the, for the treats when he

I forgot to put

the mic on the table.

What if we do a donation goal to get a

bigger tank and then I go stream? Buying

it at the market. Market is

Đà Lạt. So you say Đà Lạt chát tú chác.

Do you want to learn some Thai? To ask,

what are you doing? You say,

คุณทำอะไร?

ทำอะไร? ทำ means to do.

Like, ทำอ่ะหัน means to make food.

So it could mean to do or to make. To work

is tam gan. To do work.

Arai means what, so do what, you do what.

Kun tam arai. Very easy language,

I think. I don't know how you could find

We learned days today. Monday is wan

jan. Wanjan.

Tuesday is wan— wanang—

wanakan or something. Wednesday is wanput.

Thursday is wanpruhan. Friday is

wansuk. No, wansuk.

Saturday is wansao. And then Sunday is

wanatit. Wanatit? That's what it literally

sounds like. Wanatit. And then Friday's

like wanna suck. It's such a funny

language. Wan suk.

And, uh, one— oh

yeah, day is wan ni.

Tomorrow's prung ni.

My favorite word is khao pat. Khao pat

poo. Means crab fried rice.

You like crab, uh,

pad khao pap poo?

There's a lot of funny words in Thai. It

helps remembering it.

It also sounds like the Jawa language from

Star Wars. To say stop is jót, and then

here is tini. But they say it like

that, like tini. So you say jót tini. It

sounds like the Jawa language.

Are they called Jawas? You know, little

hoodie— hooded midget things in Star Wars

on Tatooine who say hoo dee

dee. It literally sounds like that.

The tones make it sound funny, like,

chotini. It's a

funny language to learn.

I should make a video reviewing the Thai

language when I'm better. It's so gonna

flop. I wish it would do well though,

like 20K views. Make a video reviewing the

entire language.

Your betta will get brighter colors

because it isn't in the cup it came in

anymore. Yeah, but for some reason on one

side it looks like its scales are coming

off. It's got like a patch on its

other side is blank or faded looking.

Don't bite me.

I like its orange and blue mixture,

that's why I bought it. I wanted to

get a nice colorful fish. I like the red

and white better as well, but I like this

one more. Look, if it turns around,

you can see this other side looks— oh,

look, look, look, you see? It's like the

scales have come off on that side. That

looks kind of weird. Is that normal?

I like the blue.

Have I played PUBG? Nah, I don't

really like those kind of games. Isn't

that the game PewDiePie said the N-word?

PewDiePie had his kid recently, didn't he?

Baby boy. Do you

think they're gonna stay in Japan? Just

seems kind of weird because their family's

so far away.

Usually people want kids near their

parents so the parents can come and see

their grandkids. I feel like they might

move back to either Sweden or Italy. Are

they really going to stay in Japan for the

rest of their lives? I reckon maybe

they'll stay in Japan for a few years.