welcome to my NEW APARTMENT -D

Very exciting.

Welcome to my new home.

You guys are the very first to see it

before the YouTube plebs see it.

The Twitch viewers can see it first.

Give you a nice tour.

Oh, it's so nice.

It's way nicer than I expected it to be.

I think because they got a new sofa.

Look at that sofa.

I didn't think they'd get me such a nice

sofa.

I thought they'd get me like some crappy

cheap looking one.

It's all right, not a bad sofa.

Ah, look at that.

Wait a few more minutes for more people to

show up,

then I'll start talking.

It's getting a bit cold.

Where's my black thing?

Point it towards the view.

Okay.

I was a bit worried because there was no

internet set up and the

cell phone signal is really bad up here.

I didn't think of that when I chose this

place, but yeah, I guess it makes sense.

The higher up you are, the worse the

signal is going to be because the

telephone towers are probably lower than I

am, and then they are pointing down at the

street where all the people are.

So I'm kind of above the phone signals and

it was really bad.

I could get 3G, but I could barely get 1

bar of 4G.

But somehow I managed to get a little

sliver of internet and I managed to phone

up because they already had internet here.

They got that box and I was looking for

internet providers.

I nearly got Virgin Media, but they said I

had to wait until like 31st of July, next

Saturday.

I can't wait a whole week without

internet, plus they would have to send an

engineer here to install it.

They might drill holes and I can't do that

because I'm just renting.

Then I just thought to myself, wait, I've

already got the box from the previous

tenant.

Why don't I phone up that company?

And I phoned them up and asked if I could

just switch and they said, yeah, that's

fine, no problem.

So that was great.

And the internet speed here is so good.

I've got like 400 upload and download.

It's supposed to be 500, but it hovers

between 350 and 450.

But that's so good compared to what I'm

used to.

I'm used to internet back home in

Harriersham that was about 15 download and

2 upload.

I've got freaking 400 upload and download

speed.

I can't believe it.

I've never had internet this fast, and

that's just the medium tier.

You can get a more expensive one and it's

like 1,000 download, but I don't need such

a fast one.

Did I get the other utility switch?

No, because I was busy doing other stuff

and now they're closed, so I gotta wait.

I think I can phone the energy place on

Saturday.

I don't know what the number for the water

is.

I asked the agency, but they haven't

replied.

So yeah, a bit annoying.

I have to set up the stupid electricity.

Why can't they just set that up before I

move in?

You know,

just— they should ask my bank details and

switch it for me.

Why do I have to do everything?

They should have helped me do the internet

too.

Why do I have to do everything?

Obviously I'm going to need internet,

heating, and electricity.

They should have like included it as a

package

and then say, yeah, we're going to do

this, so just give us permission to access

your bank, and then would have been great.

Uh, apparently all the electric is done by

one company for the whole building, so

that's easy.

I can just phone up the electric company,

say I moved in.

I don't know about the energy.

I mean, the heating the water because

they're called Energy, like E-N-E-R-G.

And then if you Google that, then pretty

much every single energy company comes.

It's a really stupid name for branding.

It's like the most generic keyword for

every single company.

At least make it unique so the— your

company comes right at the top.

I couldn't find it.

I couldn't find a company called

E-N-E-R-G.

So, uh, yeah, I contacted the agency to

help me, but everything's closed now

because it's evening.

I don't know who's playing music.

There's like live music performance going

on.

I think it might be in the bar below me

because I don't see anything on the

streets.

Also, I'm not sure where the surrounding

apartments are.

There's definitely not one there because

the hallway's there.

I don't know if there's one there.

Like, the next person's apartment might be

here, but I can't hear a thing.

I haven't heard any footsteps, any door

banging.

So yeah, so far it's good.

I had such a busy day.

This is probably the busiest day I ever

had.

In my whole life.

I don't know how far I can go from the

Wi-Fi.

It's pretty powerful.

I was really amazed.

I just phoned them up, I said I wanted to

make a new account with the fiber optic,

whatever it's called, and I said it's

already set up.

Look, someone already came and installed

the thingamajig.

If I got Virgin Media, they would have to

drill a hole and add like a new thing,

wouldn't they?

So it made sense to just use the existing

one, and they just turned it on remotely.

It's amazing.

It was all red before, and then after I

paid, 5 minutes later, on.

Amazing

technology.

Wow, sometimes it feels like you're just

gonna fall off.

Sometimes it feels like, you know, in Game

of Thrones when Tyrion gets captured by

Catelyn Stark and they put him into the

sky dungeon or whatever.

It feels a bit like that.

You know, he was in that prison cell which

was on a cliff and it didn't have a wall,

so he was like exposed to the edge of the

cliff.

It feels a bit like that because you're

just like exposed to the edge.

How do I spend 6 hours just talking?

Well, I got a lot to talk about, so this

stream might go on for 10 hours.

Lots of topics.

Oh, I gotta sort out all my clothing.

Oh, I had a shopping nightmare.

I'm so stupid.

I didn't know House of Fraser is like a

really expensive premium

outlet place.

I got my bedding.

I had to get all the bedding too.

I went to House of Fraser to get it and it

was such a bloody rip-off.

And then I got the wrong size for the bed

sheet.

And then I tried getting scissors to cut

the corner because it's like elastic.

I tried cutting the elastic out so I could

spread it out.

It still was too small, so I just shoved

it in the closet.

Look, £20 this cost and I got the wrong

size and then I cut it up trying to make

it fit.

So I went to a different shop called

Wilko,

and they sell the same thing for like £5.

Ah, I got this duvet and bed sheet that—

guess how much all the bedding cost?

It all cost me £158 just to get a duvet, a

pillow, a pillowcase, and a bed sheet.

The duvet was like £40 and it was on 50%

sale.

So originally it was £80,

and then the bed sheet was like £30, and

then the pillow was like £40.

Oh my God.

And then I was— and I asked her, I said to

her, um, I just moved in, I need to get

everything like plates and cutlery and

stuff.

And then she just said— she said I should

go to Wilkinson because it's way cheaper.

It's not very good sales, but thanks for

being honest.

So I nearly bought all my, like, kettle— I

had to buy a kettle too— I nearly bought

my kettle, my plate, my cups from House of

Fraser, which would have been so

expensive.

The kettle at House of Fraser was like £50

for the cheapest one.

This one cost me £15.

It looks fine.

I got this from Wilkinson.

So I went to Wilkinson to get the rest of

the stuff.

I got this stupid cup at House of Fraser

too.

Whoa, shit, there's water in it.

Why didn't you tell me you put water in

it?

Stupid.

I forgot I put water in it.

Yeah, this stupid cup cost me £4.

I could have got a cup for £1 at

Wilkinson.

So I got this plate for £1.

Got these knives and forks— I mean spoon

forks.

You can't get just one fork.

They sell them in packs of 6.

£4 for a cup.

It's not even special.

And I've got these tea towels, and I've

got sponges,

and got food from Aldi.

Got sausage rolls, pizza, milk, protein

yogurt, apples.

Yeah, I need to do more shopping.

I'm a bit scared to use the oven because

it's in It's not new, but I'm new to it.

I don't know how it works.

I always get nervous now.

And then the stupid smoke alarm kept

beeping, so I put it in here.

I think it's a low battery beep.

It was beeping like once every minute, so

I pressed the middle button and it nearly

deafened me, blew my ears out.

But after you press the test button, it

stops beeping.

I asked the people downstairs to help and

they said The smoke detector is that one,

but then the landlord fitted his own one.

I don't know why he wants 2 smoke

detectors, but that was just bleeping all

day.

It was annoying.

I don't know how to take the battery out.

Look, it says— I'm scared to touch it— it

says

battery not replaceable.

So how do you— oh no, it's blinking red.

I saw it just blink red.

Oh, I hate smoke alarms.

They're so irritating and they're so loud.

Why are they so loud?

My ears were like ringing after that.

They're so unbelievably loud.

How?

I just want to throw it out the window.

Stupid.

Thing.

As if I need a stupid thing going beep

beep beep telling me there's smoke.

I can smell the smoke.

But if there's something smoking, I'm

pretty sure I could smell it straight

away.

Some have a non-replaceable battery.

Then how are you supposed to take the

battery out?

And replace it.

Otherwise it's just gonna beep all day.

Uh, yeah, a bit annoying.

I wasted a lot of money.

I could have gotten the bedding stuff for

probably £50.

I ended up wasting £158,

but I got fine Egyptian silk sheets now.

It's some Egyptian silk.

It just feels like any other bed sheet.

Doesn't feel any, any different.

I got an Egyptian silk pillowcase.

Uh, this is from Wilkinson because I had

to get a double size.

I, I thought this was a single bed.

It's a double-sized bed,

so I got the wrong size bed sheet.

I had to go back and get this one from

Wilkinson, which only cost— I think it

only cost £8.

And I got a mattress protector in case I

wet myself.

I don't want to ruin the mattress.

So I saw PewDiePie's video and they were

talking about how mattresses become

heavier after years because people's skin

and oil soak into it.

That grossed me out, so I thought I'd get

like a special layer mattress protector to

put under the bedsheet in case.

I don't know how they got this sofa in.

Look how big it is.

It's huge.

How do they— so narrow in here.

Um, yeah, and this is the bathroom.

Look at this bath.

I thought the tap was strange.

I thought, where's this tap?

Do you fill the bath with the shower head?

But no, you just

this and the water comes out of—

out of there, which is weird.

It doesn't look like a tap.

So I've got my shampoo.

I didn't buy any bubble bath.

I need to get some.

Still need to do more shopping.

Uh, it's my bed.

I've got a toilet roll.

Oh, they gave me a drawer.

Oh, why is it all damp?

So yeah, you wake up, go to bed like this.

Wake up,

got the view.

Thought you got a place with a balcony?

No, the bigger place that I was gonna go

and view, they actually phoned me, said it

was taken.

But I'm so glad I didn't get that place

because it's way more expensive and it's

south-facing.

And I talked to the building manager and

he said the south-facing rooms are like

ovens because the sun just cooks them all

day.

This is really good.

The north-facing building is so good.

So I did the calculations in my head with

the compass and I thought it would be

good, but so much better than the other

place.

Look at this, look at this, look at where

the sun is shining now.

It's shining this way.

I'm facing north, so I can still see the

sunset, but the sun doesn't come in

Because it's coming in from that

direction, which is, uh, I'm protected

from that direction.

So I don't get cooked in the sun in the

morning because in the morning it would be

coming up that way from that side, and

then in the evening it's coming from that

side.

So I'm protected from the back side and

the west side.

Isn't that great?

I don't have that problem that I had in

the previous place.

Where's the previous place?

The previous place is probably— I can't

see it from here.

Let me zoom in.

Where would it be?

It's probably somewhere this way.

I wonder if we can see it.

No, no, no.

If the other place was facing west, it

should be somewhere over there.

So the main shopping center is over there

and just walk down this main street.

And then, yeah, I think I was living over

there, about 20 minutes walk away.

Wow, it looks really nice.

Wow, look at those trees down there.

This street is like in Rotterdam, but I

mean, it looks like the street that was on

in Rotterdam where I was living, but it

actually looks nice and it's not full of

shady people.

So yeah, I'm really pleased with the way—

I don't know, maybe in a few hours the sun

will shine into here.

I'm just wondering, uh, what the sun's

angle is going to be, so I really don't

want to be blinded by the light.

Um, I don't know where my last apartment

is.

I guess it's over there somewhere because

it's small.

Oh, look at those!

Can you see that roof?

This roof of this building?

Look, 7 lucky people get a really nice

balcony outside thing.

Look at that, 7 like balcony things on the

outside.

Those must be the premium penthouses in

the building.

Only 7 people get that.

It looks really nice, it's like a little

patio on the roof, but you don't get any

view just from this way, from the sides,

just blocked from those walls.

Who's singing that live music?

And look, there's no windows, but you get

this—

you get this slit with this cheese grater.

I guess you could piss out of it if you

wanted to.

It's kind of scary though.

Look at this.

It's not very sturdy.

You can poke it and it bends.

Imagine you just kick it out and you can

jump out of this bit.

Maybe I'll shut this.

See how quiet it gets.

Whoa, well, I can't hear the singing at

all.

The singing just completely went.

Look, you can hear the singing.

I close this,

I can't hear it at all.

Wow, that's really well soundproofed.

Oh, I got this rod as well.

Got this extension rod so I could hang a

curtain.

It was a bit too long for this segment.

I wasn't sure which length to get, but

it's perfect for this segment.

I don't know if it's that important.

I don't think I'd need curtain.

The only thing I'm worried about getting a

curtain for is because the window cleaner—

I don't know when the window cleaner comes

down.

It would be kind of embarrassing if I'm

sitting here and this guy is cleaning the

window.

You can see the window cleaning thing on

YouTube.

They've got this huge arm, like a crane

thing, that goes over the edge and just

like suspends them down.

It's like one of those UFO catcher things.

Yeah, it's really nice.

The thing I didn't like about the other

apartment was it was kind of like an

L-shape, so you looked out to the side and

then the other part of the building was

there with windows, and I felt like people

could see into my place.

And there's nothing here, look, like the

side is just nothing.

It's just like a flat face down.

So cool.

Look at Manchester.

Have I made any friends?

Yeah, I guess that viewer who got me drunk

is a friend, and that guy at Aldi.

Maybe I can invite them round.

I'll offer them some sausage rolls.

So this window has like this funny

texture, looks like little circles.

I don't know why they do that.

The window looks kind of stained.

I don't know if that's from the outside.

And then there's like damp patches on the

ceiling,

and then there's this phone.

You can kind of tell this building's a bit

dated.

Look at the ceramic cream plastic.

It's like from the '90s, isn't it?

Back in the '90s, they made everything

tech back then was like cream ceramic

plastic.

So ugly.

All the computers back then were all these

cream, like yellow cream color, like this

phone.

So this phone is, I think, I mean, this

building was completed 2004, so not too

far from the '90s.

So it's not a really, really modern

building.

Also, the architect of the building lives

here.

He owns the top 2 floors and he has like a

massive penthouse with like 21 tree forest

jungle.

That's worth £3 million.

He lives up there with his wife, wife and

his kids.

That's cool.

He also designed some buildings in London.

Apparently also footballers and famous

people live here too, like me, famous

YouTuber Daniel Lord, the most famous of

all

YouTube— I mean, football players.

What do they have?

I got 80 viewers on Twitch.

Suck on that.

Suck on those.

And then I've got a view of the top of

this building, which is kind of ugly.

I think this is the Science Museum.

Might be wrong.

Or maybe that's the Science Museum.

And then there's also like this little

place called Castlefield.

And there's ruins, and apparently those

are the, the origins of Manchester, the

Roman castle ruins where the city first

sprung up from.

It was a Roman settlement, of course.

Yeah, pretty cool.

I walked past that and I saw the

foundations, the ruins.

Might have a closer look next time.

Also, when I was interested in the Essex

Girl, I was reading about Essex and

Colchester, and apparently that was like

the capital city of the Roman Empire in

Britain.

And then it got ransacked by Boudica,

and then Boudica tried uprising against

the Romans, and then she got fucked like

really hard.

She had like 100,000 men, barbarians,

Scots, and Celts, and then they got

wrecked by like 20K Roman legionnaires.

They just got butchered.

They had no idea what they were doing.

They just got squashed into this valley,

and then the Romans had their shields and

they were just like meat grinding machines

with their little short swords.

They got wrecked.

100K Brits uprising, and that was end of

Boudica.

But before that happened, Boudica

destroyed Colchester,

home of the Roman Empire in Britain,

in case you wanted some history.

Yeah, it's interesting how most of the big

cities and areas in England have Roman

history.

I suppose it makes sense.

Even the English are not English, they're

all like Romans and Normans.

All the true English got wrecked with

Boudica.

Where's the toilet?

Ah, toilet is in here.

There's no toilet paper roll holder thing.

Where's the light?

There's a light.

Quite nice mirror.

Lovely artwork in New York City.

Might have to get some toilet brush,

toilet cleaning stuff.

Um.

It'll be interesting waiting for night.

I wonder how good the city looks at night.

So hopefully you guys stick around for a

couple hours or come back later, maybe.

Up to you.

Wow, I'm in such a great mood.

I'm buzzing.

This is so much better than going to

Japan.

I don't know why, it just feels better.

Like, it feels like I've got home.

It just feels nice.

Plus I've got amazing internet and yeah,

this looks nice.

I like this.

Do I feel like an adult?

Yeah, I guess I do.

There's definitely a very different

feeling to just booking a hotel.

I hated booking hotels.

That last hotel I was in was so

depressing.

You've got nothing to do.

You just go in there and you like plug in

your phone, get a sandwich, and just sit

at the desk.

I feel like I've got stuff to do now.

Adult stuff.

Is the rent high?

Not really.

It's only eight eighty five.

Oh, and I did really well day trading.

I made another fifteen pounds today.

So five days of profit in a row—not bad

for newbie day trader.

I made one hundred and ten pounds this

week.

From day trading.

I know it's not very impressive, but I was

just trading very small amounts, taking

very small risk, only staying in the trade

for maybe an hour,

selling when it goes up by like 50 cents

or a dollar, taking profits, not risking

it.

Made $100— I mean, £100.

I guess I could have put a bit more into

each trade to get a bit more, but

I'm still kind of new to this whole, you

know, drawing trend lines, looking at

moving averages, looking at the

candlesticks.

Still kind of new to it, so I don't want

to risk too much.

I can hear the singing now.

Ham ham ham.

I hope that singing is not like a daily

thing.

Where's it coming from?

Look, there's also an Odeon right in front

of me.

This is an Odeon.

I can go to the cinema every day.

Look, Odeon.

Is there AC?

No, I have to keep the door open, the

window.

It's not too bad, the wind blows in.

I think it's going to rain maybe tomorrow.

This would look amazing when it rains.

Can you just imagine it?

The clouds coming in.

You can see the clouds so well.

Look at the clouds.

And you can see all the hills.

I didn't realize northern England is so

hilly.

I'm pretty sure Kent is just flat, but you

can see like the contours of the hills

going up and down.

You can just imagine the Roman

legionnaires marching across it.

Wrecking Boudicca.

Also, isn't Manchester the home of the

Industrial Revolution?

This is where it all began.

Civilization of the world.

Spreading of the English language.

Look, you see, some of the original

factories are still around,

but they've been converted into apartment

buildings.

Only problem is there's not really like a

big park anywhere.

It's a shame.

That's the main problem with the city.

I'm not sure where there's a big park.

Apparently there isn't one.

Where's the fridge?

Everything's there.

Got the washing machine, dishwasher,

fridge.

There's no bin though.

I have to get a bin.

I just felt so tired today.

I was just walking backwards and forwards

to the shopping centers with loads of bags

and stuff.

That's a dishwasher which I'll never use.

Got the sink cabinet.

Um, I don't like this surface, it's very

dull.

It's supposed to be oiled stone, just

looks ugly.

It's fine, I guess.

Yeah, what else I have to do?

I got, um, washing up liquid, coffee,

Fancy kettle.

Maybe I shouldn't show that.

Where should I put this?

Okay, secret.

Uh, storage is up here.

Got lots of storage.

That's my kettle.

Oh, I have to get a microwave.

Do I sleep without blinds?

Yeah, there's no curtains or blinds.

Should be fine.

I could get like a, a light blanket and

then attach it to the extendable rod,

put one here.

I don't think it's necessary.

How's the stream quality?

I haven't changed the settings, so it

might be the same, but Uh, I could

probably bump up the quality loads.

I've got 300 to 400 upload speed now.

Gonna have a nice bath.

Look, you get in the bath and then—

oh, that's nice, that's nice, that's

pretty nice.

Shame about the tap being there because

then it'll poke you in the back.

I guess you could sit here like on the end

like this.

Looks pretty good.

I don't know how to see that angle.

Do a bath stream?

Yeah, I could sit here in the bath, but I

don't have very long baths.

I just stay in for about 10 minutes

because I get all wrinkly.

Is that my hair?

Yeah, I'm very happy with it.

I'm starving.

How many calories have I had today?

I had one of those protein yogurts, that's

about 160.

I had a sausage roll, that's 160.

So 320, I had a sandwich, that's probably

300.

I probably had 650, round it up to 700.

So I need another 800,

900,

but I'm a bit scared to use the oven.

I might just make something easy.

Oh, I got this pot.

Where's my pot?

So we can boil stuff.

I don't want to fry stuff because what

happened after what happened last time, it

kind of freaks me out.

I don't want to set the smoke alarm off.

Imagine I set the smoke alarm off and the

sprinklers go off and the place floods.

He said the sprinklers come on if it

reaches fire heat levels.

So hopefully that doesn't happen.

Bit scary knowing that these sprinklers

could just flood the room.

Feel— would feel a bit stupid.

Oh, I didn't get a knife either.

One annoying thing happened.

This stupid man bumped into me from behind

and then tutted at me.

He's the one who bumped into me and I said

sorry,

idiot.

I just walked out the store and then I— I

don't know if I stopped suddenly, but I

just stopped at the side of the walkway to

readjust my bags and then he bumped into

me and went

Tut yourself, stupid fucking idiot.

Bump into me and then you're tutting at

me.

Watch where you're going, maybe, stupid

fucking idiot.

People are so rude.

I said sorry, that's like my instant

reaction, but he was tall and black.

I wouldn't dare say to his face.

Why are they always black, these people

that I have problems with.

I swear, like, 100% of the time I've had

problems with strangers, they've always

been some darker color.

The English people are so polite.

I step aside to let them pass and they're

like, thank you.

Or if they almost bump into me, they say,

oh, sorry.

That's English politeness right there.

Lost on some people.

Some people just have no manners at all.

How were they raised?

Jesus.

If you bump into someone, you say sorry.

You don't tut at them.

Bloody hell.

That was the worst part of my day.

So yeah, I don't know if I want to get a

microwave.

I saw microwaves at Wilkinson.

I think I can— I think I can handle it and

carry it.

It's not too heavy,

shouldn't be a problem to carry it.

What else do I need?

Get it delivered?

I don't want to because I have to fuss

around.

I'm not sure how the delivery thing works.

I think he said You just put your postcode

and your room number, and then the

delivery guy will ring, and then we'll

take the parcel and put it by you.

We'll let you know.

And then I have to interact with the

reception people.

I'd rather just go out and get get it at

the shop and come back myself.

Wilkinson's nice.

Got self-checkout.

I love how.

COVID has kind of, um,

pushed businesses and shops to have

self-checkouts more.

I love the way you don't have to interact

with anyone, just go up, self-checkout,

beep beep beep, do yourself.

It's like I'm working there.

Oh, I have to get the drying rack.

I need the metal Plate drying rack.

I need probably chopping board if I ever

get a knife.

What else do I need?

Drying rack,

chopping board,

maybe a bath mat.

When I get out of the bath, my feet will

be wet.

6-month deposit.

I had to pay 5 weeks deposit plus 6 months

rent, cost about £6,000 in total.

So my next payment will only be £5,000

because I've already paid the deposit.

So it means I've got until now— I mean,

I've got from now until January, end of

January, to save up another £5K to pay the

next installment if I still want to stay

here.

It's not hard to make that, but then I

guess you add in the other things like the

Wi-Fi, food bills.

Hopefully, um, I can find some extra

income streams cuz

the channel is really fucked right now.

I can't even get 15K views now.

It's a very sad state.

People don't even care about my journey

anymore.

Maybe I need to go back to slagging off

women.

That's the only thing they— that got their

attention, didn't it?

Well, OnlyFans is doing pretty well so

far.

I think I could make nearly $800 OnlyFans

this month.

Because I won't stop lying.

Because if I don't lie, they don't watch.

I need like clickbait, some kind of drama

to get them to click.

Otherwise they don't click.

So it's either don't lie and they don't

click, or lie and they click.

They're just not really interested.

In the whole moving stuff.

Very difficult now.

I don't— I feel like I don't have any

tricks left to pull out my sleeve for

clickbait.

I could maybe do one, but then it's just

one video after that, then what?

So yeah, I really don't know what to do

for the channel.

I think

Uh, we lost, guys.

The channel died.

Hmm.

Well, what can you do?

I gotta try and change, uh, my content.

I gotta try and use trending words, put

YouTubers in the title.

I can't get views based off my personal

life anymore because it's just not

interesting enough.

For me personally, it's interesting.

I mean, this place is great.

I love it.

This is the most exciting thing I've ever

done in my whole life, apart from, I don't

know, maybe getting married was quite

exciting, but I've never had my own place,

like a proper place.

I'm gonna do more stuff like Why I Hate

Chris Broad.

That got 200K views.

Drop a video every day, then they'll get

like 5K views.

Just spamming them out like that because

people, people are gonna get fed up with

all these videos about nothing.

I don't even know what to make a video

about anyway.

Just streaming, I guess.

I gotta try and find some more interesting

topics.

My Chinese massage parlor video did really

well, got 62K views.

For some reason, loads of people were

searching Chinese massage.

Yeah, the bathroom is separate to the

toilet.

Oh yeah, I got this bath towel as well.

Fine Egyptian cotton, cost like £50.

Could have just got one in bloody

Wilkinson for £5.

Oh, why did I get a stupid— why did I go

to House of Fraser?

I don't know why.

I didn't know House of Fraser was like a

really expensive place.

I thought, oh, I'll just go into this big

shopping center and then get like some

cheap bedding.

Nope.

Some of the duvets were £16,000.

So what do I need to do next?

Gotta wait until Monday.

I don't think these energy companies open

on the weekend.

So I'll try and get these utility bills

switched over to me.

Still don't really know how it works.

Uh, so maybe that'll be for Monday.

Saturday and Sunday, what should I do?

I might just focus on making a This is my

new apartment video.

I think I'll put a video on YouTube and

then just stream on Twitch.

Do an apartment tour video that'll

probably get like 8K views.

I know the apartment tour won't do well

because they never did.

Even when I was with Chihiro, 2000 and

18 when we moved into that new place.

Even when I did an apartment tour back

then, only got about 20K views,

which was pretty low for views back then.

Did you know Beetham Tower makes loud

humming sound?

I heard that someone else told me.

But it'll be fine.

It can't be that bad.

It's a bit embarrassing for the

architects, isn't it though?

He's supposed to be like this

professional, world-renowned, famous

architect, and then he couldn't even build

a building that doesn't whistle in the

wind.

Couldn't they do tests for that before

they built it?

They could have made a model.

And then got some fans and see if it made

a noise.

Apparently it's because they've got these

metal fins on the top, and when the wind

blows, it makes a noise.

I don't know if I'd hear it inside.

Yeah, I don't know how long I'd stay in

Manchester.

What if I just really like living like

this and I like the city,

why go to Japan?

What would be the reason apart from, you

know, just smashing some call girls in the

hotel room?

For your channel?

Going to Japan is not going to save the

channel.

People don't care about my travel stuff.

They just want stupid dumb drama like

getting back with Chihiro, confronting the

Hong Kong guy,

boxing the Hong Kong guy by the river

where I fucked Chihiro on the grass.

I'm kind of past that stage of my life.

I've kind of grown up and matured, and I

don't want to make that stupid dumb kind

of content because it just attracts the

worst kind of people.

It's— it doesn't last.

You gotta keep doing it for the rest of

your life if that's how you want to get

views.

Look how Ice Poseidon turned out.

He had like mental breakdown from doing

that.

And then you surround yourself by these

irritating toxic people constantly trying

to cause drama.

No thanks.

I'd rather just learn how to do day

trading and investing.

And then be happy with my dead channel at

10K views.

I swear, if I went back to Japan, I'd

probably get 20K views on the first video

because people would be like, yeah,

Daniel's back in Japan.

And then after that, it would just be 15K,

then 10K, then 8K, and oh, Daniel's

boring, he just sits in his hotel, doesn't

do anything.

Yeah, because there's no Chihiro anymore,

duh.

Who am I supposed to make videos with?

Unless you want me to secretly film people

like David Bond and then get arrested.

No thanks.

Depends what you do in Japan.

I would just sit in my room all day

trading stocks and playing games and then

probably go and smash some J-girls and go

on Tinder dates.

But I'm not gonna film it.

I would just do it, and then I'd come back

and do a stream and be like, hey guys, I

just smashed the J-girl.

Yeah, it was really nice.

I finished in her PSY.

That's not gonna blow my channel up, is

it?

I just don't think Japan is the magic

bullet.

I've got to find a different way,

because if I get comfy here and I really

like it and I find it

a reasonable price of living, cost of

living, then I don't see why I should

sacrifice all this just so I can go to

Japan for 6 months and live in a hotel.

Where it would be way more expensive.

Well, I don't know, depends what the

prices are like.

Hotel prices seem pretty cheap now, but

when tourism reopens, who knows.

And then 6 months will be over, I won't

have a visa, I'd have to leave, and I have

to go to Korea and then somewhere else,

and then

This sounds like a lot of moving.

There's no girls messaging me over there.

Yeah, maybe I could do better on Tinder, I

guess.

But again, they're just going to be old

women, aren't they?

Like 40 years old.

Am I getting matches here?

I got a few.

I matched like some nice gamer girls.

Yeah, I guess there are gamer girls out

there who are not— who are in good shape.

One seems quite nice.

She seems really into Japan and games,

which is cool.

Maybe I just— maybe the reason why I'm not

doing well on Tinder is because I'm not

really

giving a good impression of my hobbies.

So if I put I love games and Japan, then

people who also love games and Japan would

be more likely to like me because we've

got something in common.

So maybe I should try and emphasize that

more,

emphasize my personality more.

'Cause my profile's pretty bare, it

doesn't really give you a good idea.

I just need like a kind of nerdy geeky

girl who

is not really serious.

I think that would be a good girl for me.

Also someone who has their own job and

their own house so I could live for free

with them.

Also not fat and also has not short hair.

Did you know you can go to Japan via South

Korea?

I thought that was just for Korean people

going on business trips.

Oh, stop asking that stupid question.

What do I offer?

What do you think I offer?

I offer me.

You don't choose— you don't get in a

relationship because the girl— because the

girl wants what you have to offer.

That's just stupid.

So what does the girl offer?

Why always these like creepy Reddit

neckbeard incel types always say that?

What do you have to offer?

What do you bring to the table?

Like, that's not what is important.