sunday stream with daniel

We overtook the bus and

now he has to overtake me again.

Oh, I can

smell fish and chips.

Shabrarap tap tap tap tap tap.

Shabrapapaparapapai.

Shabrarap tap tap tap tap tap.

Rarararapaparapapu.

Tarararapaparau.

Taparapari. Taruduru.

I don't even know if it's streaming. Let

I think it is streaming.

Yeah, I've got 4 bars of 4G.

Oh, looking good.

What are people saying?

Um.

Yeah, not much.

Okay, let's keep going.

Wait, testing.

Testing. Yeah, we're fine. Okay, let's

just, just go. It's too noisy to

talk.

Okay,

now we've got a big downhill coming. Are

you ready for some speed?

Oh, it's not that big.

I thought it was big. Whoa, bus lane!

You just failed your driving test because

you drove in the bus lane. Can I drive in

the bus lane as a bike? Whoa,

I like that red car. Oh, and know

where, where we are.

I did so many driving lessons around this

area. He kept saying mirrors,

center right mirror for the merge.

He kept saying don't undertake. Daniel,

do not undertake. And I was like, what

does undertake mean? I didn't know there's

overtake and there's undertake.

Overtake. So you're not supposed to

overtake cars that on your right because

it's dangerous or something.

Seems kind of silly to me, to be honest.

Oh, not again, bloody traffic.

Green light, we can go down

this road.

We've got 2 lanes. Left lane.

Center line.

Whoa, this is steep. 40 kilometers per

hour.

Oh no, this is the wrong way. Oh no,

why are we going left? Fuck it.

The roads only went left. There was no

straight ahead, so we

got to go around here, I think, into the

town center. I didn't think we're going to

go into the town center.

Lalalalalala la la.

40 km,

40 kilometers per hour.

40 kilometers per hour.

I'm in the middle of the road.

This is not good.

Ew.

We're in the town center now.

Battery power,

battery power.

Battery. Better go home before all the

weirdos start coming out at night.

ちょっと出れる。わららら。 Hopefully

it's still streaming. Sounds pretty fun.

Pedal, pedal,

pedal, pedal,

pedal.

I should be using hand signals really.

A bit dangerous, but I

need to stay in the lanes, otherwise I

won't be going the right way.

So we're out of

the town center now.

I'm tired.

Lalalalalalalala.

Lalalalalalalala.

Lalalalalalala.

La la

la la Change

down the gears. Get ready to stop.

Brace.

Stopping.

Stopping. Stopped.

Oh,

hi.

Oh yeah,

oh God, come on,

battery power,

battery, battery.

Let me check the stream. Better be

streaming. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Where should I stop? It hurts when I stop.

Hurts my bum.

Oh my God,

it should be streaming. Oh wow, it's still

streaming. It feels weird for it to not

have connect— disconnected yet.

How's everyone

doing? It's me,

Daniel. Daniel outside next to cars.

Yeah, not a sight you would often see.

I nearly went 40 kilometers per hour.

Yeah, I think the connection

should be quite stable. We got 2 bars of

4G and we're

on the main road, so none of that

country lane stuff. We're entering

Bearstead. Which is where I did many

driving lessons.

Brings back memories.

Enthusiasts come out— oh

shit— they come out on the weekend to

show off their automobiles.

Yes, cycling is nice. I like it. I just

don't like the wind in my ears constantly.

Having the electric helps

It's just, I think the chaps are coming

out right now. It's getting late.

They're coming out for their fish and

chips. All right, mate,

go down the Look,

I've been to this pub before. My— I think

my sister and her ex-boyfriend did a live

show, live music here, and I went as well.

I was about 19, I think 20.

Her ex-boyfriend was like a musician,

guitarist and singer. I don't know if he

still does it. Or if he gave up and got a

normal job yet.

I think he's still doing music. He was

nice. I think his name

This was my favorite part of the road

during driving lessons, just straight and

wide and clear. I like it when there's

hatchbacks. Markings in the middle.

He always used to say, Daniel, did you

check your mirrors before the crossing?

And I'd say, yeah. And he was like, are

you sure? I said, yes. Like he was

accusing me of lying when I clearly

checked the mirrors. If I was actually

checking or not, he was looking at his

phone most of the time.

Oh, that smells so nice. I can smell fish

and chips. I don't

have any money. I left my wallet at home.

I didn't think I was coming into

Maidstone. Oh,

look at that Audi TT. Very nice.

So after trying driving and cycling,

I have to say I like cycling a lot more.

Driving is comfy but then also stressful,

and you don't really get to enjoy the

speed as much because it doesn't

really feel like you're going very fast

even in a car.

It's like you could be going 30 miles per

hour in a car, it feels like you're just

walking. And then even 60 miles per hour

feels like you're going a bit faster, but

you don't really feel the speed

like you do on a bicycle. You're on a

bicycle, you go 30 miles per hour

downhill, it's so fun.

I guess you need like a sports car with an

open roof, low down, to feel the speed.

But then I don't really want to feel the

speed in a car, so it feels

kind of dangerous. If you're going really

fast, because you could actually kill

someone. Not that I would.

We can go to Leeds Castle. My mum's

working now. I had a massive fight with my

mum yesterday because I wanted to get the

bike out of the garage, but she padlocks

the bikes up. So I asked her where the key

was, and then she was like, oh, it's on

the left. Left, you know where the wood is

on the left hanging? So I looked on the

left, didn't find it. I went back in to

ask her where they are. She gave me all

this attitude. She was like, oh, why can't

you look? Why can't you look around?

It's so easy to find. And then she started

going on about how I don't take care of

things and I'm not responsible. But what

does that have to do with anything? I

don't know where you hid the key. She just

hid this key in some random place behind a

plank of wood, and it expects me to know

where it is.

So I got really angry, and then I started

shouting at her.

Be funny if I saw my driving instructor.

His license plate— no, maybe I shouldn't

say. It? Well, it ends in ZFS and it's

a black Ford Focus like this one in front

of me, but black. I don't know, he doesn't

work on Sunday so he wouldn't be out. It

was really nice of him, he gave me a

4-hour lesson on Saturday and Sunday.

He was really, you know,

dedicated to get me to pass the driving

test. I appreciate it, I said thanks.

I thought, yeah, that's really a moment

where I need to say thanks.

I said thanks for giving me lessons on a

weekend because he didn't have to,

because usually he would not be working on

Too bad I probably

won't I just don't see myself actually

buying a car. When am I ever gonna need a

car? You buy a car when you've kind of

settled down, you've got your own place,

you've got family, got a girlfriend or

wife. I just don't see that happening for

me because, you know, I've got to keep

everything a secret, like my YouTube

stuff. I never get— I don't think I ever

get like a long-term partner who accepts

Whoa, look at

the black smoke! I need one of

those.

Listen to the engine. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

ba ba ba ba ba ba. Sounds like my mum.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Don't pull out on me, please. Oh, there's

something in my eye. Ow ow! Something in

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

La la la la la.

I don't think I want a motorbike because

you have to wear a helmet, and then it's

so noisy. But then wearing

a helmet would be nice to block the wind.

Hey, we're going on the. Single

carriageway, which is a 60 miles per hour

road. I came down this

road many times,

many a time, but I was always scared to go

up to 60. I'd hover around 50.

Lalalalalalalalalala.

40 kilometers per hour.

40 kilometers per hour.

30, 41, 40.

Ah, 32, 29.

And the battery kicks in.

Wow, I barely used any battery. I used

like 20% of the battery because the

battery isn't even being used most of the

time unless you're going up a hill like

Battery.

So this part of the road always used to

scare me.

So I'll stop at the top of this road and

explain to you what you've got to do on

this road. It's called a slip road. Don't

know if you have them in your country.

But you've got to match the speed of the

carriageway you're joining, and you've got

to do blind spot checks over your shoulder

as you're merging because you can't just

join the carriageway without checking

properly. One time— wait,

I'll stop here.

We're back over the M20.

Yeah, the M20 motorway joins

onto the A20 here.

Is it streaming? Oh yeah, it is.

It's not streaming. Yeah, so So

if you take the second exit on this

roundabout, you get up to the M20.

There's that man coming. That is the

motorway up there. But this slip

road, um, I nearly had an accident on one

time on a lesson. I just wasn't feeling

sharp and I was like, oh, I can't be

bothered to check. And there was a car

quite close in front of me on

the carriageway that I was joining and a

car quite close behind me. There's a tiny

gap. I managed to push myself into it.

Whoa, 40 kilometers per hour!

4, 2,

1. You're supposed to do center mirror,

right mirror, then do an over-the-shoulder

check, but cars

are going to be going 70 miles per hour on

this road. This is actually a dual

carriageway. You can see it's separated in

the middle with a barricade, so it's a

dual carriageway. But there's a roundabout

coming up soon, so people won't usually be

doing 70. And I squeezed

into the gap, and the instructor was not

happy. He was like, Daniel,

That was pretty dangerous.

Yeah, well, the car behind me would have

slowed down. What's he gonna do? He's not

gonna drive into me, is he? He was like,

Daniel, you've got to be more courteous.

And then you've got to check the

roundabout, make sure

no one's coming around it like that.

So here I would usually change down to 3rd

gear. Start slowing down,

check the right mirror, and then if it's

safe, just go. I hate it when you have to

stop on a roundabout. So annoying.

I think we rode past Leeds Castle. Yeah,

we did.

Yeah, Leeds Castle entrance. Is on

a different road. I think this is like

behind— oh no, here it is. Oh, it's over

there. Leeds Castle entrance. We go say hi

to my mom. Hello,

Mom. Mom,

I'm hungry. Imagine if

Mom, what time is it? I'd say it's 5

o'clock. She went to work around 11, so

she'd be back around 7, I think.

7. But we're not talking to each other

right now because we had a fight. And she

didn't say sorry. She was rude to me,

and then she says I'm the one who's rude.

She's the rudest. She's rude to everyone.

I wasn't rude at all. I just asked where

the key was. I literally just said Where's

the key for the, for the padlock?

And what's the point padlocking something

and then putting the key in the same

room? So if the key was so obvious

to find, then what's the point of locking

it up? If it

was in a secret place then how am I

supposed to know where it is? Like, no

common sense in that argument there.

Hello,

horsey!

Poor seahorse.

Whoa, look at that car.

The British person Love the automobiles.

Vintage, vintage classic automobile.

Hospital Road, where does that go?

Woodlands for sale. We can buy some

woodlands if I was rich.

If only YouTube blew up more for me

instead of peaking at 100K subs.

Maybe I could have made more money.

But no,

stupid YouTube doesn't

like me.

And then you go on Twitch No one's doing

anything interesting anyway. They're all

just sitting there. The girls are just

sitting there in their panties, and then

the men are just playing games, or they're

just walking around. I can do that too,

but I don't get thousands of viewers.

Love. Got a bit lost.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Whoa, high-speed train straight

to Dover,

probably going to France.

Is that the Uh, what, what's it called?

HS20? No, they haven't built that yet. Is

it the Channel Tunnel train from,

um, what's that station in London called?

Stavanger? No. Stratford?

Stratford International? No,

I forgot. Ebbsfleet? Yeah, I think it's

Ebbsfleet International.

Next stop Dover or Calais.

Oh look, is this a bicycle lane?

Finally, a bike lane. I think this

is a bike lane.

No no no no no no no no no no

no no no.

No no no no no no no no no

no no. Me me

me me me me me me me me.

Ah, we're nearly home.

We're about five miles

away. We're going thirty miles,

thirty kilometers per hour.

Whoa, I used half my battery!

I've only got 50% battery left.

It's been a nice day out, saw some horses.

I really wish I mounted

my phone on the handlebar so I could read

the chat, but maybe next next time. And

then next time we have to stay on the main

road for a stable connection, I think.

I don't know if it's still connected. I

might be just talking to no one right now,

but we'll

have to see. Okay, we're entering

Harrietsham, my home.

My home village.

Who knows this song? It's my favorite.

The singer died, I think 2018.

Died from alcohol poisoning.

Such a shame.

It's just funny.

One moment you're attractive and young,

famous, full of money,

women want you, and then just 20 years

later you're old, you're dead.

But not me. I'm gonna live forever.

Why is

this car waiting for me? You can go if you

want. I'm only going 15 miles per hour.

One time I drove my mum to the

Co-op shop, and then when we were pulling

out. I was waiting for a gap and she was

just screaming, go, go! Why aren't you

going? Come on, go! Like a 5-year-old

child. Why is

she in such a rush? Why is she screaming

at me to go? It's not really a big deal,

is it? Just wait for another gap so I feel

safer. You want me to pull out in front of

a car that's like 5 seconds away?

When I'm a learner driver. Yeah, great

idea. Oh look, Toyota C-HR, very nice.

Blue with the black trim.

Thing I don't like about the Toyota C-HR

is it's got that sticking out infotainment

screen sticks out in the middle of the

dashboard, and it kind of,

kind of obscures your vision of the road a

little bit because you've got the rear

window mirror hanging down from the

middle, and then you've got the

infotainment screen sticking out from the

bottom middle. It's like the middle of the

screen of the front view It's kind of

blocked. Okay, we're off the road now,

back into Harrietsham.

Excuse me. Whoa, that's a tight turn.

We need to do like motorcyclists, knee

down on the ground. Ooh, wheel,

wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel,

wheel, wheel.

I don't know, there might be kids on it

because it's Sunday. Yeah, maybe I won't

go on the field. If we turn left, it goes

up to my friend's house from school.

Got a bend here, car behind me.

Got to— you really have to indicate right

if you're going straight ahead here, but I

don't bother because technically we

didn't really go straight ahead. Straight

ahead would have hooked to the left on

that road. We did a right turn even

though really we did a straight ahead.

This is where those kids bullied me when I

was walking home alone. They said, why do

Chinese people sound like they're singing

when they talk.

And then they tried to follow me home, so

I ended up just standing on the road so

they wouldn't know where I live. English

kids are such little shits.

But these days, yeah, I don't really see

them around anymore. I don't know if it's

because back in my day when I was a kid,

we didn't have stuff like smartphones.

When I was a kid, if you were bored, you

went outside and you hung around the

neighborhood and you hang around with your

friends. But these days, I think kids just

sit at home on their smartphones playing

video games. I don't know, it's been 25

years since I was a kid. I guess

in a way, smartphones— if you're under the

age of of 15. I think it should be illegal

to let kids outside because they just

group up with their friends and then they

start trashing the place and fighting.

They should be under supervision of an

adult. 16 or 18.

Stupid kids threw a stick at me at the

petrol— I mean, at the train station. I

was waiting for a train. Stupid Cabs

threw a stick at me.

Okay, back home. Hello,

magpie.

Oh my God, oh my God,

oh my God, I'm so tired. Oh, that was

4 hours of cycling.

Oh wow, I'm still streaming.

Home sweet home. Do you want to see my

hair? Oh my God, my hair,

my hair looks like Einstein's hair.

So sexy.

Um, I could just connect to my— Did

you enjoy the bike ride? Oh, that was a

buzzy, a buzzy buds.

If I can switch to the home Wi-Fi,

it will be a lot better.