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Livestream With My Wife [5NFjzps0sQk]
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There's her face.
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0:01–0:02 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_0Hello. Not putting makeup, so I can't show you my face. Sorry.
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0:02–0:22 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_1Are you happy now?
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0:22–0:24 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_2Just a minute. The kochiko is a pain.
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0:25–0:31 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_3There's the bottom half of her face. There, you saw the top half and you've seen the bottom half now.
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0:31–0:50 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_437 years old.
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0:51–1:03 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_5They're gonna edit the face together.
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1:03–1:12 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_6Uh-huh.
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1:12–1:13 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_7バ レ ちゃ う。 フ ィ ル ター 使 ってる から そんな に わ から ない と思 う。 ス ッ ピ ン でも。 She has dim ples. Dim ples なんだ っ け? ニ キ ビ? 違う。 デ ック ボ。 合 ってる? うん、 エ ッ グ ボ。 エ ッ グ ボ。 デ ック ボ。 Screenshot. Don't— no screenshotting.
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1:19–1:50 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_8No screenshotting.
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1:51–1:52 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_9I need to fix my hair.
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1:54–1:54 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_10Sure, express. Thank you.
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2:02–2:05 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_11No cro pping.
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2:12–2:13 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_12何?
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2:13–2:14 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_13編 集 した ら ダ メ。 し て ない よ。 違う。 あ いつ ら が 編 集 する から。 上 と 下 を。 く っ つ けて も 違う 顔 にな ら へ ん 結 局。 Narwhal Toy Shop.
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2:16–2:37 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_14He's stinky.
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3:03–3:22 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_15Smells good. Thank you for letting us meet your wife. Thank you. Thank you for donating. Whose eyes are bigger? She makes you look less Asian. Yeah, when I sit next to an Asian person, I look less Asian. She's pretty good looking. Nice catch. Thank you. Hi from Malaysia. Hello, we're visiting your country soon. Oh, DJ Techman just passed 100, 100 knocks.
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3:22–5:29 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_16100 knocks?
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5:30–5:31 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_17Norway, Norwegian money. I'm not sure. Sangre, I don't know.
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5:32–5:40 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_18Mm.
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5:40–5:43 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_19Hi from Sweden, I love your channel. Thank you. Who wants to do a meetup in Malaysia? Malaysian people seem friendly. I feel like I could maybe do a meetup in Malaysia without being stabbed. If I did a meetup in America, I'd get shot. We're going to some islands, Pangkor Island maybe.
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5:43–6:14 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_20Pangkor Island, what is that?
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6:14–6:15 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_21Malaysia's island. It has nice seas, nice water.
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6:16–6:22 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_22Hello, everybody.
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6:25–6:27 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_23My face is going red.
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6:27–6:28 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_24す ご い ね、 一 気 に 増 え た ね。 よ かった ね。 顔 見 せ た から。 バ レ る。 My face is going red here.
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6:33–6:58 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_25Jason Crook, keep it up, Daniel, you're doing well. Thank you. This is very bad connection. She's so beautiful.
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6:58–7:47 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_26Thank you.
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7:47–7:48 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_27She's ugly.
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7:48–7:53 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_28I'm not ugly, I'm bitch.
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7:53–7:55 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_29She's not ugly. How dare you! I challenge you to a duel. Who looks better, Tomoko or wifey? Wifey, of course.
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7:55–8:14 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_30Mhm. I'm Japanese, 100% Japanese.
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8:14–8:33 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_31She's not Korean?
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8:33–8:35 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_32Yeah, not Korean. I challenge you. 私 も 日本 に います やって、 もう 顔 出 し した ら す ぐ 見 つ か る な。 Who 's living in Japan right now?
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8:35–9:00 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_33Be honest. We need to see how many people are actually in Japan right now. Oh, $4.99. Your wife is beautiful even if she has no makeup on. Take very good care of her, Daniel. Also kiss her.
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9:01–9:22 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_34Mm-hmm.
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9:22–9:23 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_35There.
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9:23–9:24 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_36Thank you.
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9:24–9:25 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_37Kisses for donations.
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9:25–9:29 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_38Oh, Kansai.
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9:34–9:34 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_39Kansai desu.
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9:34–9:36 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_40Eee.
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9:36–9:37 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_41I live in Osaka. Uh-oh.
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9:37–9:40 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_42Uh-oh.
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9:40–9:41 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_43It's okay, I don't go outside.
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9:41–9:45 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_44I often go outside.
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9:45–9:48 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_45Most Americans and Brits are in the chat right now. How long have you been streaming? About 2 hours. It's getting pretty late.
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10:12–10:23 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_46It's 1 AM.
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10:25–10:28 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_47It's 1 AM. I think we're gonna go to sleep. Sorry guys, it's just very late and she has to go to work tomorrow. And I also have to go to work.
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10:28–10:51 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_48Mhm.
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10:51–10:53 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_49I'm also extremely busy tomorrow. Thanks for the Super Chats, and see you next time.
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10:53–11:05 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_50Bye! Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
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11:16–11:17 · rev_0de05b2f5db6fe80de354886c9ef3b8c_51And— how do I end it? End stream.
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