Kick Livestreams/BIG BEACH DAY OUT 2025-08-15 18_42 [80336696-big-beach-day-out] 480p

Test, testing. This new kick icon looks so stupid. Oh, I hate seeing the beast's face plastered everywhere you go. You can't even go to Tesco without seeing a stupid dead-eye fake grin. Stupid dead-eye fake smile look is so annoying. It's like... It's just so annoying face. His eyes look dead inside and he's got this massive cheesy grin. Now I see his stupid face on my home page every time. It looks like a targeting reticule on his face. Stupid thumbnail grin. I don't know how much they paid him. If they paid XQC 100 million, surely Mr. Beast, they're paying like 500 million, 200 million.

Not gonna make much money this week because I'm, I don't know if I stream on Saturday. Depends how the date goes. If it goes really badly, I might be too depressed. Dating is really depressing and mentally depressing. Going on dates is like going, going to work. I dread it. I actually dread it. So if I don't stream on Saturday, it means I haven't streamed on Wednesday either. So I've only streamed Thursday, Friday, and then Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, five days. And I'm only making about 130 pounds a day now. So time's out by five, which would be about 700, 650 pounds. Oh my God. I'm only gonna make 650 pounds this week because I missed, because I'll miss two days out of the week.

Dating's expensive work. Yeah, I don't want to go on any more dates after this one. I'll try again with Spanish girl, but after her I'm done. It's costing me too much money. Hello? Can anyone hear me? Testing. No, I'm not gonna stream the date. That's just weird. 650 pounds, that's the lowest I've made on Kik. First week of Kik, I was making 1,400 pounds. I'm not streaming the date because someone could show up and cause trouble. It would just be weird. And how am I gonna film it? I should notice that I'm holding a phone the whole time. She'll be like, "Why are you holding your phone the whole time?" Yeah, it's kinda weird how the whole house has tiles. I guess it's easy to clean.

And it's nice in summer, but in winter it's not very nice. Floorboards would've made it cozier. One person watching you and Devin, I don't know, it might be more. There's at least two or three, I reckon. Maybe there's others, but I haven't said anything. AJ asked me when I was thinking of going to Thailand. Um, thinking of going to Thailand next week, every other day. <laugh> I don't know. The original plan was November. I still don't really know, like, what the overall idea is. I need to see what happens with these dates. I've got one date left and then maybe a Spanish girl.

And then I'm done because I got banned on the apps. Then... Hmm. I still can't decide if I wanna go there for a few months and come back here or just completely move there. I do like my car though. I don't know if I have enough batteries to get to the beach and back. Might have to go to Tesla Supercharger. I don't know. I've got two hours on the washing machine. There's still two hours. I started it 20 minutes ago. It's interesting how all the bits gather in this bit. Where does it go? All the hair.

That means I gotta wait about two hours until I can leave. I'll hang the laundry and then go. Tire EVs would be your biggest mistake ever. Maybe. There's a leak. I put a little plastic tup away under it so it collects the water. Wait, why is there nothing in it? That's weird. There's not a single drop. It's fixed itself unless you think the real estate agent did something. Maybe the real estate agent fixed it. I don't know if she did anything while she was here. How come there's not a single drop in there? That's really weird. Do you think she emptied it?

Unless it ev- evaporated. I'm sure there was water in it. I don't know if she did anything when she was in my house. Yeah, spending 15K on a visa is kind of risky. I mean, what ha - what happens if I go Thailand and I get harassed outside or something? 'Cause I've made enemies and then I can't stream in my condo because I don't dox it and I can't stream outside. And then all I can do is, I don't know, white wall streams. Imagine how boring that would be. Mm, you know, I'd probably try apply for DTV visa when I get the money.

I need 11,000 pounds, so I need another 6,000 pounds, really. Oh God, I could take two months to save up. If I sell the car to get the money, I'll be stuck here without a car for weeks, possibly months. I need to sell the car at the very last moment. Imagine being stuck here for weeks and weeks and weeks. I can't drive every day in the house streams. Oh, I max out my credit. Oh, you know, could just do that. I max out my credit card, get the 7K out of it. I pay the wise fee.

Print the state. I hold the 7K for like two months. Two months of 25% interest rate. That could be hundreds of pounds just so I print off the statements and then put the money back into the card. I don't know why I can't just say, "I've got this credit card, 7K limit, I've got this credit card, 5K limit. Add it all together. Why do I need to have it all in one account?" Maybe I should do that soon. What am I waiting for? 'Cause if I pull out the 7K, I would have 11K, and then I could start applying for a DT Visa now.

And just, I don't know. I've done it before on Wise. It's just sending 7K over to Wise. The bank's probably gonna freeze my account thinking it's suspicious. And then I've probably got a phone at the bank. Maybe if I do it in increments, like 1,000 pounds increments, I won't raise any suspicion. If I do it all at once, I think my bank's gonna block it. I start pulling out credit card money. I get DTV visa. I don't know why I haven't been doing it already. Yeah, but it's 25% interest for just two months, and it's not per month, it's per year. So over... If I, if I max out a credit card for a year, that would be 25% over the year.

But just ha - maxing it out for, like, a month or a few weeks wouldn't... It would be, like, maybe £150 interest. Plus, the application for the Visa is a couple hundred. Plus Wise fee is gonna come up to, like, couple hundred. So it's, like, five, 600 pounds just to do that. I mean, it's better than 15,000 pounds, isn't it? And once I've got the money, I'll have the statement, so I won't have to do that again. Should probably get BTV visa, because then I can spend six months there and then six months somewhere else. So it'd be nice to have a home base in Asia.

Hmm. It will take... If I do 1,000 pounds a day, it will take seven days. And then the bank... I don't think the bank will block the transaction. I got banned on Wise, because I did this, and they, they suspended me for fraud, suspicions of fraud. So I had to provide ID and everything. They unbanned me. It's weird. Maybe I can get a bank loan. The plans are planning. Yeah, but I don't really wanna go to Malaysia. Boring. Okay, I need my iPhone charge up. I'll start transferring the credit card money. iPhone died. I'll do 1,000 pounds a day.

Credit card debt back on the screen. Hm. Hm. Hm. Yeah, I'll pull 1,000 pounds a day out the credit card until I've got 12,000, and then I'll hold the 12,000 in my bank account for a couple weeks, maybe a month, so I've got statements. And then I print the statements, and then move the money back into the credit card. How much interest? I don't think I need to hold the money in my bank account that long. I've heard people saying, because they've had their money tied up in investments, they said they just sold all the investments to put the money into the bank account for a statement and put it all back in again. You don't, you don't need to hold the money in... The statements don't have to show you got 11k for the past three months.

That's what I heard. I really don't know why they care so much about having 11k savings. Who the hell has this 11k savings sitting around in a bank account? You'd have it tied up in investments, wouldn't you? Why would you just have 11k sitting in your savings account with no interest building up o- on it, just losing it to inflation? No one's just got 11K sitting in their savings doing nothing. I mean, if 11K is all you got, then you're not exactly rolling in money. So you wouldn't have it just sitting in your savings, would you?

And then if you were rolling in money, you wouldn't just have 11K in savings doing nothing. You'd have it in a savings account or stocks. Also, having a few months of kick earnings to print off and then show them my application would be good. Although I shouldn't need it, because YouTube would also be good enough. I did start applying for DTV. Let me see if it saved my application process. Visa. What was the website? A Thai E Visa. I've got to get weird deja vu. Remember applying for the tourist visa back in 2022. Can't believe that's so long ago now.

Incomplete. Ah, incomplete applications over 14 days be automatically removed. No, I'll do it all over again. Visa type. Apply for a new visa. Ordinary passport. DTV. Purpose of your visit. Workcation. Digital nomad. Foreign talent. Next. Mr... Oops. First name, Jason. Jason Daniel, Lord. Jason Daniel. Sounds so weird. United Kingdom. Oh God, how many times do I have to cite United Kingdom? Place of birth, nationality at birth, nationality. UK, UK, UK. Passport. Uh, where's my passport? I don't know why I keep losing my passport. Oh, where's my passport? My phone's broken again. City. Ah, why do I need to know my city? London, whatever.

London is my city. Occupation. Um, business owner. Kick. Annual income. 20 to 40K. What? England. Upload your passport. Okay. Uh, you can only upload a JPEG. What the hell is that then? Stupid iPhone. Why does it take photos in this weird format? I really fucking hate iPhone sometimes. Why does it have to try and do everything? What is a HEIC file? Why can't it just save it as a fucking JPEG? Stupid fucking Apple. Why they always go try and be special with this stupid lightning port and a stupid weird, like MOV file for videos instead of just MP4?

HEIC file for images instead of just JPEG. Why do they always go try and be special? Really annoying. My stupid website only accepts JPEG. I hate iPhone sometimes. Apple really shit company. They just try and make everything special with their own file thing, their own lightning thing. EU needs to get involved again and make them stop using stupid file formats. The hell isn't HEIC. Just use JPEG for fuck's sake, fucking Apple. No, I take another picture of my passport because I can't bother to convert it. See what, JPEG. You take a picture on Samsung, it saves its JPEG. Easy.

I hate really stupid file format. It's just an image. PNG, JPEG, GIF. Why can't you just have one... Image is an image, isn't it? Idiots. Okay, now I've got to take a portrait photo. Do I have one? My Tinder profile picture. Got loads of dick pics. Oh, that's pretty good. What do you mean? What's wrong with my photograph? Pretty good photo. Date of arrival. Uh, what? I don't know. I haven't... October 1st, whatever. Intended date of departure. Applicant should not apply for visa more than three months before date of intended arrival. I don't know. It's a five-year visa. I don't know what my date of departure's gonna be.

Oh, silly question. 2026. March. United Kingdom. I wish I just put UK at the top of the list so I don't have to scroll the way down. Flight... I enter my flight number. I haven't even booked a flight ticket. Well, they think I'm gonna book the flight ticket before I even apply for the visa. That's crazy. Obviously, I would wait until I get the f - the visa first and then book the ticket. And what's a random flight number? MU... MU200. Have you ever visited Thailand? Yes. Yes. No. Hotel, enter your hotel. Ah, I don't have a hotel. <laugh> They think I'm gonna book the hotel and play in everything before I even get the visa.

District unknown. Do I remember you? No. They think I'm gonna know the contact number for some random hotel. Do you think they're gonna phone it to confirm? Okay, so now I gotta do bio data of passport. Oh, I've done that. Document indicating current location. Uh, so I need, like, a bill. Financial evidence of 500,000 Thai bat. Employment contracts or employment certificate in country or professional prof - portfolio showcasing digital nomad work. Well, I gotta show my kick channel. Professional portfolio showcasing digital nomad work. Uh, show my YouTube channel. Why I hate my life. <laugh> See, this is why I hate the DTV Visa.

'Cause if you do this wrong and you pay and apply and get rejected, you don't get the money back. Professional portfolio showcasing digital nomad status. How to apply DTV visa. Hmm. I watched this guy's video because he's also an influencer. <sing>. All right, guys. I got some amazing news. I just got the DTV visa. If you're not sure what this is, this is hands down the best visa right now that you can get here in Thailand. So in this video, I'm gonna explain how as much as you want, and you can come to Thailand for... And it's been very, very stressful coming in and out of Thailand. You can go through the quizzes and the, the intimidation that alllong. Yeah, when's he gonna get to the point? You can virtually visit any Thai embassy before my've already printed out and everything. They were going through it.

After a couple hours later, they told me to come by again, so I stopped by around 4:00 PM, and then they had everything ready - I've seen people at Thai Immigration dress up in a suit, like tie in a blazer jacket and trousers and dress suits and everything. It said dress smartly. I think some people take it too seriously. They just don't want you to turn up in like a swimsuit. Then I paid the money knowing that I got approved essentially. I don't have to pay them and hopefully, you know - Imagine thinking your chances improve just because you're wearing a suit in immigration. I don't give a shit. Pretty much it. Now let me talk about the eligible foreigners. You can either be a digital nomad or a remote worker or a freelancer. Pretty much somebody who works remotely or makes money online. Or you can be a participant in Thailand's soft power areas.

This foreigner is anybody who's a spouse or dependents of D2B holders. Sky looks like the guy that make a, made a video about me. Obviously you're gonna need a photo of yourself. So a physical two by two photo of yourself cannot be a photocopy or a screenshot or anything. It actually has to be a legitimate photograph. You may or may not need a current residence document outside of Thailand. So this can be a lease, this can be a utility bill, or a hotel reservation. I know I have some friends who have had to have this. They went to Vietnam. They stayed at a hotel in Vietnam for like three or five days, and then they attached a - Can't tell if he's got like one really long white hair or if that's just the light reflecting on the black hair. His hair looks so wet, like the other guy.

The guy that made a video about me, his hair looked just like this as well.

Why would you center part your hair and make it look all wet? Is it grease or like hair product? Why not just wash your hair? I don't get it. Receipts of their hotel stays - Why is this hair looking wet? I know people who have used their United States lease if they're a United States citizen. For me, they didn't actually require that for me, but I would just have that just in case. Now to get to the important things, you're gonna need at least 500,000 Thai bought or around 14,500 US dollars in your bank account. So you're gonna need to provide bank statements showing that you have at least around $15,000 in your bank. Americans pronounce Benk like it's spelled B-E-N-K. The account. Benk. This does not mean that you have to spend that 15K or you have to move that 15K to your Thai bank account or anything like that.

You just need to show that you have proof of funds. This might disqualify a lot of you guys watching. You know, 15K is a pretty hefty amount to actually have, considering most people don't even have savings. But you know, if there's a will, there's a way. I would either like cash out some stocks or take out a loan or do something. Financial advice that getting the DTV is your biggest chance of actually living here in Thailand long term. So this bank statement, it can be a personal or business bank statement. I'm not sure if they're gonna consider like retirement accounts or stocks, stock accounts or like crypto funds. I'm pretty sure they're not gonna accept that, but you could ask, you could ask, um, some of the embassies and, and make a phone call and things like that. You're gonna need work documents. You're gonna need an employment contract or a letter from your boss, basically giving you permission, basically stating permission for you to be able to work remotely in Bangkok, Thailand.

And if you're your own boss, such as a self-employed business owner or a freelancer, you can essentially write this - God, this talks so ugly.

Letter and create a professional portfolio on behalf of yourself. So for me, because I'm self-employed, I wrote a letter as the founder to myself stating that I give myself permission - What?... To essentially work here in Thailand. So I could do that too. I w- write a letter to myself. To myself for... Oh, I'm to the sound. Why is it playing in 1080p? Because I'm self-employed. I wrote a letter as the founder to myself stating that I give myself permission to essentially work here in Thailand for the business. So if you wanna reference... So if you wanna...

And - Why do people love putting weird clips of their pet doing stuff in the video? Professional portfolio. Like I said, I basically given... Myself permission to work here in Thailand on behalf of the company. Join my global nomads club to get this template from me. But I can already see the template. I don't need to join it. Yeah, maybe I'll just copy that. Get a screenshot, ask AI to turn it into text. And I attached multiple screenshots of my revenue, of my websites, of my social media following, of my articles such as the CNBC article that they wrote about me. Pretty much anything that would give context as to what I do for work, uh, for the embassy officers reading it. Getting shipping quote - Ah, stupid ads. Your competitive shipping rate. Like - Right? You wanna have at least like five to seven photographs evidence that you're working.

So this could be client invoices or your upwork.com freelancer profile. I don't care about your dog. Yeah. So, sorry guys. Like do you like my dog in the videos or do you not? Is it a distraction or is it - Yeah, it's very annoying. I don't care. Uh, look at the dog's anus. Disgusting. Registration form. They might ask you for an L - Do you have to see dog's anus on the fucking video? Oh God. Or Airbnb host or whatever. I would go in and apply for an EIN. It's completely free in the United States, so I would go - Dog anus is completely visible in the... It's disgusting. Apply for that. If you're not from the United States, I would go in there. Isn't it weird? I can't show my anus on YouTube, but a dog anus is okay. For something similar - Get the fucking dog out the fucking video.

Have a legitimate business. If you're here in Thailand for pursuing the Thailand soft powers such as Muay Thai, cooking, et cetera, then you're gonna need proof of confirmation from these Muay Thai gyms or these cooking classes or hospitals, et cetera. You're gonna need that documents, and that's pretty much it, guys. So if you're wanting to pursue this but you don't getting a remote work job.

Fucking dog pissed me off now. So what? I just screenshot my YouTube channels and kick channel. My portfolio of professional work. It's just why I hate this and why I hate that. You go into my channel. <laugh> I sought by popular to make it look like I got loads of views. Why living in Japan sucks. <laugh> Maybe I'll change the title of that. <laugh> Um, good thing I took down the video where I said why I hate living in Thailand. My thoughts on living in Japan. My problem with Chris is my fourth biggest video. <laugh> My top five videos, Why Have No Friends, Do Not Buy Elden Ring. Hate Living in Japan. My problem with Chris and My Girlfriend's Face is Ugly. <laugh> And then my love dolls better a woman.

My work portfolio, how I became a sex addict. I changed some of these titles. Um, my little problem... Maybe I don't want the picture to be me in a jail cell. My problem with Chris. How about... Mm. No, that's fine. I took down the, my problem with PewDiePie's kid video. I was getting too much hate for it. I was scared maybe someone who watches PewDiePie would see it and then recognize me. My girlfriend's face is ugly. How about I change it to I love my golf, why I love my girlfriend. My Girk friend. Oh, I looked so cute and innocent back then. How much this cost? It costs 3,000 yen, which is like, that doesn't mean that I don't feel attracted to her. I do feel kind of attracted to her, but I just don't think that her face is very attractive. I didn't feel attracted to her at all.

When I got to the airport - Fucking lovely. I met her in person for the first time. My honest reaction was, I felt kind of disappointed. I knew what she looked like because we Skyped. We compared to the day when we went to eat sushi and I was a single parent. Kind of goofy, kind of strange. Just out on the tail and sit on airplanes. Why do they always want to take off their shoot? And I was liking her more and more. I don't know. It's really confusing. Thought it was from the in-flight mill, but it's fake. I think my dad actually though I brought that from the in-flight mill.

Oh God. Yeah, I got one million views in my olden video. 1.1 million. My top video is... Kind of glad none of my Thailand videos got any views. Don't really wanna get noticed or anything. Why I hated having chlamydia. So what I just screenshot... Screenshot this. And then screenshot my gaming channel too. Chef Daniel, my most viewed videos were, "Why regret buying Steam Deck? 800,000. Why regret buying Switch Overlead? Do not buy Boneworks. Do not buy Insta 360X3. Rachel and Jun are boring. Do not buy Mortal Combat 11. Do not buy Octopath Traveler. Expert analysis.

I like how in the word analysis it's got the word anal in it too. And then what, my Kik channel? $12 million. $10 million raised by Kik community. Mr. Beast is still live. He's only got 35,000 viewers. I though he'd get more, like, at least 50,000. Oh, he's with XQC and Aiden Ross. See, this is why I don't like DTV Visa. See, this is why I don't like DTV Visa. 'Cause I feel like they're gonna reject me. Oh, I just screenshot my front page, I guess. You can only upload JPEGs. Okay, what was it then? The screenshot not saving JPEG saves as PNG. Ugh.

I'm really pissed off. Is there not a website where you can just change it? PNG to JPEG converter. Oh, it wants me to pay to convert the stupid fucking files. Not paying, just convert a stupid file. MS pain. Oh, God, I really hate... Why can't the website just ac- accept any file? Why does it go to be JPEG? So irritating. Save as JPEG. Okay. JPEG, come on. Should take so long. What? You can, can only upload one picture. Okay. Maybe upload the gaming channel picture instead. So I need the bank statement and documents showing that I'm in the UK. Ah, I'll be bothered. Let's get Tylee visa.

Ah. Ask for so many stupid things. I don't know how that guy said he uploaded six or seven images showing this work. It only lets you upload one picture. Let me just go there without a visa. Two months. Where's my iPhone? Uh-huh. It cost me 34 pounds in fees to take out 1,500. I'd have to do that four ti - five times. The fees would cost 170 pounds. Oh, God. I still don't have enough money, even if I max out my credit card. 500,000 but is 11,365. I've only got 4,200 in my bank account at the moment.

No, I can't use overdraft. It's got to show that I've got more than 11,365 in my bank account. I'd only have 11,200, even if I take out all the money on my credit card. I needed another few more weeks of kick earnings. If I take out 800 a day, the fees would be 18 pounds. I'd have to do 8.75, 18 pounds. Huh. The fees are cheaper if I take out smaller amounts more often than one big amount. I take out the whole 7K at once. The fee would be 100... Oh, it's about the same, 160.

If I take out 800 a day, take nine days. Nine days. Mm, um, um, what do you think? Then in about nine days, I'll have 12,000 pounds. I can apply for it. I don't know. Why don't I just go there for two months and then go to Vietnam a few weeks and back Thailand get it for a few more months? By then, I'll have more money saved up as well. I could always apply for DTV outside of Thailand. 'Cause I'd have to pay 160 pounds in wise fees, and then the application is like 250. And then I'd have to pay some credit card interest. It could cost, like, five or 600 to get a DTV.

If I sold the car... I don't know really what to do now. There's three options. Thailt visa, DTV visa, or no visa. No visa is extremely low risk or zero risk. DT visa is slight risk that my application fails and I blew the money for nothing. Thailt visa is basically extremely risky, but easy to get, as long as I have the money. But it's like a big five-year commitment, isn't it? And you never know what's gonna happen in five years. Well, if I meet a Japanese woman, then I end up moving to Japan. Like I meet a Japanese woman in Thailand, forward and none. Spend half the time over in Japan. You never know what's gonna happen.

I think life is just so unpredictable. It's best not to get into situations where you're locked in and it's expensive to unlock yourself. I just don't know what's gonna happen in five years. I think no visa is probably best. Two months is pretty long anyway, and then you can always just exit for a few weeks and come back in. It's just tiring having to move about so much. I have my sushi. How long is on the washing machine? 60 minutes. And then we go to the beach. Big day out. Weather says, wow, 25, 26 degrees. High UV.

Okay. I don't know. I mean, anyway, I gotta sell the car. That's the first step to doing anything. But I like my car. I don't wanna zoom. If I wanna go to Thailand without selling the car, I've got to either risk leaving it here or take it back to my mom's house. If I leave it here and not use it for months, something bad could happen to it. Or trolls might start trying to mess with it whilst I'm not here. Probably taking it back to my mom's house would be the best idea. I could see the baby as well.

Or sell the car before going. And then if I come back, I go buy a new car. A new car could be fun. I'll just get a cheap banger. I think I'm good enough at driving now to not really... I mean, I could probably drive a manual, to be honest. I don't really feel nervous anymore about driving. A bit of practice, I could probably master getting the clutch, buying biting point and stuff. Just get some cheap banger. My biggest risks and fear is I sell the car and then I regret selling it because I'm never gonna get a nice car like that again. No way I'm setting that for 5K and I'm buying another one for 10K. That'd be so stupid. If I do buy another car, it'd be a cheap, shitty car, like 1,000 pounds.

Kinda fuck up the battery and tires. Yeah, and then I get back and I've got replace all the tires and then get someone to fix it. It'd be cheaper to just buy a new car, wouldn't it? Yeah, but my car's so pretty. Trolls would mess with the house whilst you're gone. What could they do though? If people show up, I'm not even here, so I don't really care. Maybe I'd leave the electricity on and leave the cameras running so I can monitor it from Thailand. Let's say, for example, I sell the car, decide I don't wanna stay in Thailand and come back here.

What kind of car would I get? Well, I have spasm. A shopping spasm. I get Tesla. Maybe I'll be rich from all the KCIP when I come back. Six months with KCIP. DS Automobile three. What the hell is that? Honda Jazz, 1,900 pounds. Well, what if I lease a car? 160 a month? Then I can just send it back when I'm done with it. You know, I don't know. Do you think leasing a car could be a good idea? If I'm only in the UK for half a year, I'd lease the car for like six months and then send it back.

Then I have to worry about buying a car or owning it. Uh, how much to lease a Tesla? Cash or finance? What about leasing? I guess leasing is finance. It's like renting a car, isn't it? How do I look for leases? Car leasing. Personal or business? 160 pounds a month. Vox or Corsa. MGMG4. 190 a month. Ford Puma. Oh, Tesla model three, 300 pounds a month. I get that. Hmm. <laugh> Tesla Model three, 369 a month. Long range. Oh. I need to poo getting excited now. Pozo 408. Is it electric? That's a big car. No, thanks.

Oh my God, I'm getting excited now. Why do I get excited shopping? I'm not even gonna do it. I sell my car. If I come back, I lease a car. I don't need to buy a car. Oh my God. Why they were so expensive though? I just want a cheap one. I need a toilet now. Bowel movement. You know, recently, I've really become anti-ownership. I just feel like owning stuff is just not worth it. Uh, in society, why are we led to believe that we should own stuff? Like we got own a house and we got own a car. Owning stuff is pain at the backside.

Imagine if I bought a house and I'd be stuck with it and then I'd, I'd have to sell it or try and rent it out and then have to worry about all that. Damn, look at the sky. Nice weather. Wait about 50 minutes for my laundry, then we go. Might have lunch. I would be happy if I didn't own anything. I own that car and I've got to get rid of it. And then if I come back, either... Well, what's the difference between renting a car and leasing a car? Renting is way more expensive, isn't it? 'Cause it's just for like a week whilst you're on holiday. But you lease a car for months, don't you?

I wouldn't wanna rent a car for months. You lease it, don't you? Why they only... Why do they only have, like, really expensive cars? Don't they just have, like, some cheap cars? 160 a month. Voxel Corsa, 1.2 turbo, Ultimate Auto Euro six. 2,000 pound initial payment, 24 month contract. 2,000 pounds for two years, but I don't want it for two years. Ah, two years is too long. Maybe just buy a banger. What features would I miss? Probably the, the parking camera might miss that. I mean, you could DIY your own parking camera, couldn't you? How?

Put a... Oh, no. GoPro on the back and then get a cheap tablet, put it in the front. Mazda two, 1,000 pounds, 120,000 miles. Imagine it breaks down whilst I'm streaming, then I've got a call for... I mean, that could be funny content. My banger car broke down. I can get a Chrysler for 2,400. What does co-sign it, consign it mean? I don't really care about stuff like cruise control, lane assist. I never use cruise control. I don't like it. I feel like I need to be in control manually. I don't like the little beeps, like the collision detection thing. Sometimes I'm nowhere near colliding and it beeps.

I can get it perfectly on whatever mile I wanted. So if it's like 30 mile per hour speed limit, I can get it exactly on 30 easily. Just requires a little bit of finesse. No, I feel scared using cruise control. Don't like it. If I don't have my feet pressing a pedal, I don't know, it feels like I forget that I'm driving it. I feel like someone else is driving it. No, I downgrade to this red Purge <laugh> 1,400. <laugh> It's like my car but rubbish looking. 900 pounds Ford Fiesta. God, that's ugly. Oh, look at this one. <laugh> I get that. It's like gamer girl car. Ford Focus looks quite nice.

<laugh> Gamer girl. <laugh> Look at that. Oh, Cat N. Does that mean it's wrecked or something? I don't know. Either I sell the car and then get a new one when I come back, or I keep the car and then it's gonna be wrecked when I come back. Deform tires and everything. Or I take it to my mom's house. Is that Mr. Miami? Oh no, it's the other one. I paid for a whole year of insurance. So my car insurance would last until March, because I've already prepaid it. Oh, God, I smashed my sushi with the tiger palm strike.

Oh, it's all melted ice water in it. I paid 850 for a year of insurance. Oh. Super peas everywhere. Oh, now it's gone under the fridge. I can't get that out now. There's spiderwebs everywhere. No, my sushi smashed. Sushi's pretty good, the Tesco sushi. Well, I mean, it's not Tesco, it's yo sushi sushi. The actual Tesco branded sushi was horrible. Bland and warm. Uninspired. What else? Knickknacks. Soul-shaking blonde. So underneath if the plate is all oil. I didn't wash under the plate. I don't have too much stuff to do. I think I would have saved 2,000 pounds if my mom bought the car for me in the beginning.

But when I bought the car, we were having a fight because of the clogged toilet. And I was getting frustrated because we went to a car dealership together. Hello, Mr. Miama. Look at his collar. Look at what they've done to my boy. Look. Oh, they took it off now. Look, they changed it. Yesterday he had this massive collar on, like, GPS tracker. I can't let you in. Not allowed. They took the, um, the big tracker thing off. Interesting. Can't let him in because the owner knocked on my door and told me not to let him in.

Maomow. How'd the owner know? 'Cause the viewer's been messaging the neighbors. It's funny they put the collar on now after everything. Maomao. Not allowed inside. The landlord messaged me too. He said, "The neighbor said the cat's missing and it's inside your house. Please let out the cats and any other cats." <laugh> I said, "Okay." No, not allowed in. Make me feel bad. Melanie. It's like being at the zoo. Mm. I wonder why they took the GPS thing off. Maybe they inserted a chip. High five. Well, I have to go outside in a minute, so I put laundry out.

Well, they can check my stream if they wanna see how the cat's doing. <laugh> The neighbors probably watch the stream. <laugh> I'm not allowed to let you in. I'm sorry. I got told off. Made me feel guilty. He's like headbutt in the window. Oh, if I go away, you might give up. My best friend. I gotta go outside in 30 minutes. Hang the laundry. Cupcake. Doing everything with one hand is kind of annoying. Perfect cupcakes. Fully cooked in the middle. Nice and plump. It just really sucks to have a nice car, and then you gotta sell it for a third of what you paid for it. And then if you wanna get a new car, it will never be as nice as that car. 'Cause selling... Buying a car for 15K and then selling it for 5K and then buying it again for 10K is dumbest thing ever.

Mama. And he thinks I'm gonna let it in. Cupcake. No, he didn't like the collar. He keeps scratching it. Poor thing. Oh, he keeps scratching the collar. Yeah, the stupid haters have put a clip in this. They're gonna send it to the neighbor. It's not the neighbor's fault, it's the stupid viewers sending them weird stuff, saying weird stuff about me. And the neighbor's probably freaked out because the weird stuff trolls are sending them. Yeah, my neighbor knocked on my door. He said that's his cat, asked me to stop letting it in and stop feeding it. And then the landlord messaged me, saying that the neighbor said his cat's missing and it's in your house. And he told me to let the cat out. Said, let, please let out the cat and any other cats. As if I've got like a, got a whole group of cats locked in my house or something.

Maomo. Oh, shit. Mou? Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why the, the neighbor came over and messaged the landlord. He didn't need to message the landlord as well. Also, the landlord messaged me after the neighbor came. Kinda weird. Why can't I make TCS work automatically? 'Cause someone keeps trying to spam the N-word. And I don't wanna risk getting in trouble. Do I get a donut? Oh, I got a donut. Thanks. Outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, outside, boom, outside, boom, outside, boom.

What's wrong? No, he keeps scratching it. No, he hates it. Hm. Breaks my heart. I got approved for the five-year Thailand visa, but downside is it costs 15,000 pounds. Hm. If I sell my car and max out my credit card, I can get it. I don't know if I wanna go for five years, though. That's nearly 20,000 U.S. Dollars. Maybe I'll just go without a visa. Imagine what I could do with 15,000 pounds. I could pay my mom back. Why does he wanna come inside so badly? What if I put the beanbag outside? No, I probably shouldn't.

I'm just trying to figure out if I wanna sell the car before going to Thailand. 'Cause if I don't have the car, I don't really care about this place. Well, the car is the biggest, um, expensive, single most expensive item I own. I can't just leave it here for months. Now, when I return, the car's gonna be fucked. The tire's all gonna be flat and deformed. The battery's gonna be messed up. I don't know. What would happen to it? I'd have to get a new car if I come back, when I come back. 'Cause if I'm going to Thailand, I'm not going for a short time. I'd be gone for at least until April. I'm not coming back here in the winter.

I come back in six, seven months when I'm bored. I mean, I know if I get a van and then I'll live at Kit Hill. I'd sell my YouTube channel for 100,000 pounds, one pound per subscriber. That's how much you guys are worth. <laugh> One pound per sub. The channel's not making 100K anytime soon. The channel was making about 10K a year. I guess if I sold the car, I could go anytime. I don't want to set it now though, because I think this is the good bit of summer. The rain should have eased up now.

August, September, and then winter starts maybe end of October. Plan for today. I wanna go to the beach when laundry's finished. Oh, you dropped it. Maybe I asked my sister to ask my mum, or maybe my brother-in-law might wanna buy it. Uh, he's probably not really the EV kinda guy. Well, I didn't say I want to shove sheep poo up my bum. Are you twisting my words again? I didn't say I want to. I said, maybe I will. Well, I said, "Why don't I?" You know, like a hypothetical way of saying... I didn't say, "I want to do it." I never said... I don't know why you guys always twist what I say.

Ken does it as well. I say something and then he retypes what I said in a different context, which is not what I said at all. I never say I want or I think. I'm always saying like maybe or if. I always do hypothetical statements. And then you guys make it seem like I'm making it a matter of fact statement. I'm pretty sure I said, "Maybe I'll or why don't I?" Well, if you're gonna quote me, you should quote the proper words I said, otherwise it's gonna get twisted. I think I've had enough food for my beach track. I think I'll go south from the car park this time.

No, it's rolling around everywhere. He's bored. He wants to play. Uh, I'm scared. I hate it they're gonna clip it and then send it to the neighbor again. I mean, they just said don't let it in the house and don't feed it. Didn't say don't. Well, I'm not allowed to go out in my own garden. Yeah, so I didn't say I want to shove it up my ass, did I? I said I'm gonna, but I didn't. But he's attacking the chair now. <laugh> He's attacking the chair. I can't get out the door. He keeps saying that. And as soon as I open the door, he comes running. No.

I'm trying to get this out. No. He literally came sprinting when I opened the door. I need to do my laundry. No. No. No. Oh, no, no, no. I can't get out. Well, if I scare him away, he trusts me too much. How am I gonna get this out? Oh, oh my God. Not allowed inside. He got in, but I got him out. No. I don't know if he's trying to follow me with his house. Oh, where do you scratch me? Maybe he's mad because I won't let him in. Look, this thing's full of water.

Weird, usually when I come out here, it disconnects. Oh, it's a nice day. The fly just flew right into the window and knocked itself out. <laugh> And it just knocks itself out. Oh. Oh, God, he's gonna eat the fly. Get that fly. Damn, look all the cobwebs on my door. Oh, look at the weather. There's not a single cloud. What's he doing? I get really sunburnt. I feel my neck burning. Ow, what's he doing? Very playful, aren't you? Oh. Oh, the weather's so good. Oh my God. I could pull some weeds, I guess. Dears are my suggested friends. <laugh> That's funny.

He's died. I think from the weed killer. Weeds everywhere. I hold this grass as well. The grass needs a cut. There's too many weeds. They really expect me to pull out every weed. I would say ages. No, I haven't heard anything after the inspection. I think they're probably reporting it back to the landlord. Do you think you can eat these? Uh, slug slime. And then these are nettles. I can't touch it. It'll sting me. I'll be bothered. I'm trying to pull out the roots, but it snaps. See, it snaps. Yeah, there's like a padding under the stones, but there's gaps in it and the weeds grow through it.

Maybe it's old. So that's where I chuck the oil, that brown patch. No, I really can't be bothered. Oh, the cat's calmed down now. I don't think it really wants to get in the house that bad. It just wants to say hello. It gave me a little bite, like it was angry at me. Why didn't you let me in? Uh, look, got my kitchen mat nice and clean now. Oh, there's a bug on my glasses. Just got blasted by a hundred mile per hour window. Okay, laundry and then beach. Get to the beach at one.

Bewd. Okay. Hang the laundry quickly. I'll put the camera. This window's all stoned. Okay. Laundry is done. Is that an ice cream van? Why is there an ice cream van outside? I don't think there's even any kids living here. Should go get ice cream. <laugh> I don't think I've ever seen kids here. Um, okay. Get ready for the beach. Put on my favorite shirt. Uh-oh. Ice cream man's leaving. Tough business. A one pound per ice cream. Go sell like 200 ice creams. The cat's still there under the chair. Seems like he's soaking. Okay, switch to Ira set up.

Should get there about one o'clock. I stopped dilly dallying. Diwi dally all over my face. Hopefully it doesn't take too long. Oh no, if the cat comes in, in the front. Ugh, it's hot. Oh God, it's spoiling. This announcement this week. I mean, we played August before. We have to talk about TS-12. It is coming, but we're gonna save it for the debrief. Uh, we've got some music from David Get on the world on the way, but this, it's turning great with. Oh, God. Boiling. I think I need sun cream to be in the car as well. Hello.

Oh, shit, the new post lady's hot. She's cute as fuck. The new post girl's fucking cute. You see her. The air con's not doing anything. I don't know if I should go to the Tesla supercharger first. I don't have a lot of battery. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the Tesla supercharger first. Oh, it's boiling. No, a single cloud sky. Oh, why there's so many fucking Teslas? How many fucking Teslas are here? Jesus Christ. It's working. That's a big cable. Whoa. 50 kilowatt. 62. 70. It's like, it's 10, 20 times faster than my house charger. Yeah, Tesla's charge way faster. Mine charges up to 70, I think. Teslas do like 150.

There's so many Teslas here. Model Y. Oh, rich people. 23 plate. Model Y with the carbon fiber spoiler. Look at me with my peasant perjo. It's already done 4% in a minute. Gee, the, it's done 1.5 kilowatts in one minute. That would take nearly an hour at my house. It would take an hour to see two kilowatts in my house. Here it takes like two minutes. Wow, they've got loads here. So far it's cost me, um, one pound. I can't even see the screen. I can't see the screen. One pound 15. Look. One pound 26.

One pound 40. Charging at 73. I'm at 45%. I might fully charge it. I might as well. It's pretty cool. I came here before I moved into my house to charge. It's way cheaper than, um, InstaVault and GridServ. Look, there's charging speeds going down. It's done nearly four kilowatts in three minutes. That would take four... No, that would take two hours at my house. Oh, what are you guys going on about? Where is this? I'm just at the Tesla Supercharger. Lot of Teslas. It's charging at 60 kilowatts. I think Teslas can charge at 150. I've already done five kilowatts. I'm at 51%.

Look at the size of this cable. It's 56P per kilowatt. Done five. That's two pounds 50 already. Uh, so many Teslas. What's that sound? Take this tape off. 410. Oh shit, this car's gone. Oh, I've got a big white spot on my chin. Uh. There's a new post girl. She was really cute. She was tall and slim. She looked like 20 something, like mid 20s maybe. I said hello. What happened to the other woman, the older lady? I haven't seen her. Maybe she's on holiday. I never seen that post girl before. She had kind of purply hair with a nose piercing.

Nah, I don't wanna sell my car. If I do go to Thailand, I'd probably take it back to my mom's house to be looked after. I like having an electric car. It's fun. Otherwise, we gotta go to a petrol station. Oh God, it's boiling. 60%. It's been eight minutes. Rich people. I've done nine kilowatts. Maybe I go up to 75%. Probably another five or 10 minutes. I'm surprised the stream works here. I remember coming here before I realized you need Labara or Vodafone and I just had no signal. I had three and 02, and I just could get no signal here. But now that the stream is perfect, I'm getting amazing signal from Vodafone Labara. It's crazy. I though there was no signal here. I can't believe it. I came here so many times, and I used to hate it because I could never get any connection.

I'd be sitting here trying to connect to the Tesla app for ages. I had to, like, stand over there and hold my hand up high to get a connection.

Black model white. Oh, why'd you get it in black? It makes it look so bland. They got a fly fishing and tackle shop, and they got a hotel. A lot of Tesla EV owners stay here because they can charge their car up. Put in the map. Bud. We are 44 minutes away. 70%. It's cost me... Oh, seven pounds. Holy shit. Double the price of charging at home. Oh, seven pound 50. At home, it's 23 pence per kilowatt. Here, it's 56 pence. 'Cause I gotta charge enough for my date tomorrow as well. 135 miles. I made Dutch. Sounds a bit Dutch.

Sometimes I envy Black people. They don't have to put suncream on. The black people put on suncream. Eight pounds at 73%. Yeah, hopefully the date goes well. But if she becomes my girlfriend, then I can't go to Thailand. <laugh> Or maybe I could sneak off for, like, two weeks without her noticing. But probably low chance we get a second date. It does show the percentage on the screen, yeah. 75%. I think that's good enough. Stop charging. 15 minute charge. What, what did I start at? I started at like 20%. I think I did about 50%. No, I charged 15 kilowatts, so that should be like 35, 40. Oh no.

Okay. Onwards to the beat. Charging my phone, charging my car. Ooh. Uh, I charge 15 kilowatts in 15 minutes. A full charge would take 40 minutes. 46 minutes. Why does everyone drive so slow? My God. There's mine, Devin. Where to park. Oh God, so packed. Shit. Oh fuck <laugh> I though he left because he was leaving a space. Nowhere to park. Nowhere to park. I don't know where to park. I want to go and surround it. People get the fuck out of the road. Cool. Oh my God, what do I do? Nowhere to park and nowhere to turn around. What the fuck am I supposed to do?

I can't turn around unless I was a park. I'm so glad I don't have a manual park. Shit. Wha-huh. Am I supposed to park here or what? Oh my God. I have people everywhere. Oh God. Jesus Christ. Fucking time. Oh my God, what a fucking nightmare. I think they were getting annoyed because I was so slow. This place is a nightmare. Why don't they make a turning circle in a stupid fucking place? People are everywhere, all over the road. Half an hour in the car park. Nowhere to park in here. Oh my God. For fuck's sake.

Fucking hell. No. Why don't they make the car park so you can go round and round? Oh God. I though there was a space in here. No, it's a park. No, it's a park. Are these people leaving? I think they're leaving. I think they're leaving. That guy's stuck in the sand. He's stuck in the sand. The whole car park's packed. <laugh> Stuck in the sand. Oh, shit, these people coming out. He's coming out. Come on, come out there. They fucking coming out. Uh, two people coming out. Oh, fuck. Oh, now I get in. Thank God I got the parking camera. Jesus Christ.

Slowly. Oh, God. I can't get a car without a parking camera. God, that's tight. That's tight. <laugh> Oh, yeah. Oh, thanks fucking Jesus. Oh, my God. Gotta get a parking ticket. Over there got stuck in the sand. Oh, thank God I've got a parking camera. If I don't have the reverse camera, I don't know how I'd get in there. Look, perfect. Nice parking. Got stuck here in the sand. Did you see what happened over there? I went up there and got stuck and this big Amazon van was there blocking the way and then I was taking Asias to do a three point turn. They were like, "Come on, come on." I didn't want to hit the products on the floor. Shouldn't have gone up that little lane. The problem with this car park is you can't go round and round it.

You go up to the end and then you kind of get stuck unless you reverse into one of these columns. So this car park sucks. They should make it so you can go round and round. You go to the end, you get stuck there. Dude. It seems better than Bantham Beach so far. Uh, costs, um, 10 pounds charging and then six pounds parking. I wanna go up that way this time. Discreet mode. Remember I came here two months ago when I started Kick, and it was raining. Why is it scary? Yeah, stabilization's not good when it's in my strap.

So many people surfing. I thinking that he hit me. I wanna go over there. There's no people. Ah, don't people go to work? It's a weekday at 2:00 PM. Why are there so many people here? D- d- d - last time I came, there was barely anyone here. Uh, it's all wet here. So deep here. My feet are gonna get soaked. Oh no, get. <laugh> Feet are soaked. No more people. Feet soaked in the seawater. I should've taken my shoes off. Oh, God. Why didn't I take my shoes off? At the beach. What would be about 30?

Damn, UK beach is nice in summer. It doesn't have that hot, humid feeling of Southeast Asian countries, but it's still blue and sunny. I mean, not cloudy. Why would you walk through that with shoe? Uh, no, I couldn't bug turn my shoes off. It'll dry. It's a hot day. Look at these boats. Oh God, I don't think I can get a car that doesn't have a parking sensor or a reverse camera. That would've been so hard to squeeze in there without a camera. At the beach. Terrible car park. It should make it so the cars can go round and round it, not go, go to the end and then get stuck.

Yeah, I like this beach more. Wow. I carried about 10 pounds at a Tesla Charger. Six pounds parking. Expensive day out already. Is the whole beach packed all the way down the coastline? I would take my shoes off and walk in the water. I don't think I brought a towel though. I really need to get sandals. I should have bought sandals. No, I didn't even use a towel last time because your feet dry off straight away. Drop the triangle in this room. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I think the tide isn't low enough to get to that beach anymore.

'Cause last time I was able to go all the way down there, but it looks like it's submerged. Waves are pretty rough looking too. Bud. So many people in the water. There's no one over there. Is the connection good? I don't know why they put loads of, um, looks like concrete and bricks, rock bricks. Must be some ancient ship launching area. Oh, I can see the satellite dish over there now. The other guy who was watching was telling me about it. I came here two months ago when I started Kick, remember? Weather was horrible then.

I wanna go up those cliffs, I think. I'd like a lookout. Okay, I see you at AJ. Have a good sleep. Oh my God. Oh, the staircase is scary now. I'd rather be alone than, for example, without Indian car. Yes, two days ago. That was horrible. I felt so miserable and uncomfortable. I'm much... I feel so much nicer alone right now than when I was with her. If you ever feel sad alone, try spending five hours with someone you don't really click with or find attractive. You won't be able to wait until you can be alone again. I feel so nice now. Like I don't have to put any effort into making conversation or... I just do whatever I want.

I feel so nice being alone. I was so miserable during that day. I can't find her attractive at all. So if you ever think being alone is the worst thing ever, then re- remember that it's not really. Could be a lot worse. Imagine you're stuck married to a woman you hate, but you don't have the guts to leave. These rocks are funny. Look, my shoes are dried out already. That's crazy. Just my socks are wet. I ha - I think I have bad... I'm not good at judging where the front of the car is, because I swear, the car looked like I was gonna run over that guy's shop products, but they kept waving at me too. They're like, "Come on, come on." And I was like, "Are you sure? Okay, if you say so." <laugh> My car must be way smaller than I think it is in my head.

<laugh> Why is there so much seaweed everywhere? The water looks nice. Just the seaweed ruins it all. Oh, stock market. I'm not doing anything. Good, good, good, good, good. I wanna take my feet off. Should I? I do kinda wanna. My feet are soaking and hot anyway. Could... Put my bag here. Should be safe there. I'm gonna pollute the ocean with my stinky cheese feet. <laugh> That's cold. Uh, sand and not stones. Oh, that's so nice. Look how clear the water is. <laugh> It's cold. I would not wanna swim in this. I don't know how they get naked in getting the sea.

Uh, it's so nice to get your feet up. <laugh> Cold. Oh, sandy. It's so nice. Better than the bands and beach with all the stones. Oh, it's cold. Oh, here goes the big one. Oh, it's cold. I like it. Everyone left when I came to hell. They all left <laugh> by beach now. Oh. Oh, oh. Oh, steps on a stone. Come on, guys. Get in the water. Being boring. Stop being boring. Old man took my place. Uh, so nice on your feet. I would carry my stupid shoes everywhere. Where am I gonna put my shoes?

Oh, I got an idea. It's almost G, oh no, I got water on my charging cable. Oh, fuck. Now it's getting on my wet sock. I feel like I'm in Thailand almost. My bag was in the puddle. Where's that little, uh, here in this little, this little hook? Got my shoes on. It could work. It could work, couldn't it? Look. <laugh> Bag's really annoying, isn't it?. Uh, I guess I'd go back there. As long as the tide doesn't come in. Yeah, I wish I could bring a girl here. I lost, I asked Gamer Girl too if she wants to go to the beach. She said it's too much for the first date. But if we click, then definitely. But I lost her because I got banned on Bumble. Our date was supposed to be tomorrow. But I, I chose Gamer Girl one for tomorrow's date instead.

Really annoying, I lost Gamergirl too. She was cute as well. Indian girl couldn't even walk 10 minutes. You think Indian girl could do it, do this? She couldn't even walk 15 minutes in the museum. Indian girls got Scaro - oh, crab. Is it dead? Uh, I think it's dead. Imagine it attacks your foot. I want a stick. There's no sticks on the beach. I think it's dead. Uh, oh, oh. It's top shell just came off and all this, see all his guts. Uh. Uh, it's top shell bit is coming off. Disgusting. Oh, there's another crab. Why are there so many dead crabs?

Now I'm a bit scared. I don't wanna step on a dead crab. Uh, third peak. Oh, Devon is pretty nice, I guess. I don't know if we have beaches like this in Kent. We just got pebble beaches like Hastings and Folkston. It's in the name, Folkston. Margate, Hasting. The waves are getting bigger. Oh, is it just my imagination? Oh, shit. Oh, no. Don't need Thailand. Oh, oh. It's what the water does all day, every day for billions of years. It just goes in and out and in and out. What is the point? Got nothing better to do.

These waves must have traveled thousands of miles to get here. Don't you think? It's funny how the ocean keeps moving like that. Check the stock market. Is it ripping? No. Day trading in the ocean. I might go long. I'm gonna go long, guys, all in. Long NASDAQ. I'm in. Day trading in the ocean. Is it even nice in the sea to be completely in it? I feel like it'd be a bit cold. Ah. When you get used to it, it's quite nice, but when it hits the skin for the first time, it feels freezing. Emerging from the ocean.

Oh. I like how your feet get all dirty in the sand and in the waves, wash it all clean. So nice to have sand and not stones. Oh, look. Sand so nice and soft. Oh, look at the crab. It's back's ripped off. It's purple on the inside. Disgusting. Put all the water in the sand. Dig a hole. Oh, I've got sand below my legs now. I think I took all my towels out of my backpack. How am I gonna get my shoes back on now? Oh. Oh, we guys getting deep. All the crabs are dead. I haven't seen any live ones.

I don't know why that old guy keeps walking by me. He's gonna steal my bag. Mm-hmm, uh-huh. Look at the sand. Yeah, do you remember in Japan, they were selling live crabs in those little plastic boxes? And you're supposed to grow them and then eat them. That's so weird. Remember all the live crabs in the supermarket? It's like cement. Maybe I'll bring my backpack closer. Oh, it's all rough. What are these? Like dead corals. Corals. Are these shellfish things all dead then if they're not underwater anymore? Otherwise, how do they breathe? Oh, it hurts. It hurts.

Oh, fuck. Oh, no, it's all wet. It's not what I wanted to do. Good thing there's nothing expensive in there. Like a feather box. Got cliffs. You never see Japanese people do this, do you? Have you ever been to a beach in Japan for people just running into the sea? I haven't. I wanna go up there, up to the cliff. You guys said you got splash. Hm. I'm down 15 pounds for my long day trading in the ocean is not going well. Down 16 pounds. Where's the ripping? Come on, mark it. Rip. You keep ripping all the time, making me lose money on my shorts. Rip then. You think you're soak good?

It's time king. I don't know if I wanna stay in the sea or go up to the cliff. Sea's pretty nice, but all you do is stand in the water, really. There's not much else to it. I just don't, don't wanna put my shoes back on. No, I didn't bring a towel, so I don't wanna get full wet. It's not hot enough, really. It's funny, humans seem to be the only ones fascinated by the sea. I don't see any other animals running into the sea and having a swim, do you? Maybe I'll walk along the beach, get my bag.

It's so nice to walk on the sand. Soft. Imagine it's like this all the way. Look how soft and smooth it is. It's just like a big pudding. Tiny little bits. It's a tiny little bit, isn't it? So it's just stones worn down. Like the little puddles. The water's so clear. It's salty. Yeah. You make it soup out of it. So salty. Really wish I had sandals because I could just put them on and then walk. Just don't know if it's worth getting some. Check the market. Oh, it just ripped hard. I was down... Oh, fuck, it didn't. I'm down 20 pounds with tanking.

I though it ripped. Tanked. Now I'm down 20 pounds. It will rip in seven minutes. Should I drive home barefoot? Maybe I go to the supercharger again, I don't know if I have enough battery to go to my vape. Another 10 pounds. Wow, look how smooth it is. That's so pristy, look at it. The be - big beach over there is all crowded. Look, this place is completely nearly empty. <laugh> On the beach, beach stream, that you never expected me to do a beach string. All the people saying I never leave my room. Look at us now.

And no one cares. You know what I realize? When you achieve the thing that people keep complaining about you for, no one cares anymore. Like people kept having to go at me or like criticizing me for not driving. Now I'm driving like a pro and no one cares. You always get people whining at you and then you finally do the thing that you're whi - they're whining at you for and at that point it's too late. That's what I noticed. No, I don't wanna go deeper, get my car keys wet, and then I can't get in my car.

Oh, I got a spare key in my backpack. Why didn't come up to me? It's like he came right up to me and then did a U-turn. That's weird. <laugh> Trying to fish on the beach. They're not gonna catch any fish on the beach. What's he doing? Fishing rod. Why the fuck you bring a fishing rod to the beach? There's no fish on the beach. Getting a bit cold now. Oh, my lung is down 32 pounds. The market is tanking. Oh dear. Did I long at the top? Maybe I close the short if it's tanking and let it bounce.

Surely we're not at the top already. I'm down 35 pounds on my lung. I hate so when people walk right up to me like they're coming to say something and then they don't. Why'd he come all the way? He walks back up there now. He came all the way down here, looked around there and went back. I wanna get up there now. Feel sandy. My dad never used to come to the sea, like the water. If we went to the beach, he would stand all the way up there. He wouldn't come... Maybe he was scared of it. Me and my sister and mom would like run to the beach, into the water. My dad would be standing all the way over there, not even coming close. I know why he was so boring sometimes. To the beach and he don't take the shoes off and get into the water.

Sometimes my dad was really, really dull. I don't know what his fear, maybe he feared the beach.

You know that, um, video of me to hear my mom at the beach and I'm running away from the waves? My dad wasn't there because he was sitting in the car. Oh, because fucking bee. They look like a weird bee. It's really yellow. Imagine the neighbor has a go at me because I didn't... Because I petted the cat in my garden. Well, I'm not allowed in my own garden just because the cat's there. Surely you can't get mad. It's up to me because we're best friends. The cat wasn't upset because I didn't let him in the house. The cat was upset because he wanted to say hello and I wasn't opening the door. He gave me a little bite, like, "Why did you do that?" It's funny.

He just wanted to, like, headbutt me, say hello, and then he was good. He likes me, not the house. We're best mates. I get on better with cats than I do with humans. I don't know how to drive my foot. I can't... Uh, I don't put my shoes on when my feet are wet. Unless I have a towel. 'Cause up further out the beach, it's just all stones. Mm, tricky. Maybe I have a towel. If he's so concerned about his cat, keep it indoors. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't do nothing wrong to the cat. Oh, I have a towel. Nice.

Are they warm? Oh, it's gonna be horrible putting these back on. I wash my feet in the puddle and then dry up nickel. Oh, that feels horrible. I gotta get sandals. I'm gonna do this again. Oh, sand everywhere. Heat sand. Oh, God. I just dried my feet and then I stepped into a puddle. <laugh> Oh, my feet are soaked. I need to get a sandal or something. Uh, sure like to be drunk. These shoes are wrecked. That Vodafone's ripping. My foot cheese is being disinfected by this salted. Grab a beep drop. Same. This one's kinda cool.

Go up the cliff now. This is streaming. Oh. Probably F because I was near the cliff and it was blocking signal. Sit back. I'm hungry now. Walking in the sea is hungry work. Testing. Wow, I can see all the satellite dishes. Can't believe it's been two months on kick now. Made nearly $10,000. I was down there. No, I'm up here. So it's streaming. Should get ultra speed back when I'm at the top of this. Wow. You got the beach and then you got the cliffs system. Wow, look. Maybe EE has better signal. Maybe I switch to EE over the photophone.

Okay, I switched to EE. Definitely like to go in there. Compass point. Okay, this is cliff tracking. A walk one hour or... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, one hour back. <laugh> Get back to cart five. Back over six. Dinner. Seven. Didn't have dinner yesterday, I just wasn't very hungry. But I won't start eating food because it'll go off. I spent 70 pounds at, at Tesco yesterday. I need to make it last. Spending too much on food. Wow. Fee's so blue. Getting kind of weak signal up here. Oh, market rips. I'm only down 15 pounds, not 35.

The birds come up here. Probably seagulls. Maybe I'll put my hat on. Trekking mode. Looking good. Damn, if I had a manual car, I probably would have stalled it earlier. It was so tight, I had to like reverse a little bit, forward a little bit, reverse a little bit, forward a little bit. Imagine trying to do that with manual clutch. Would have been a nightmare. Imagine I keep stalling it in front of everyone. Sometimes I'm really glad I don't have a manual car. When you need, um, very delicate movements and precision, it's nice having an automatic.

Check my stocks. Down 17 pounds. Life by the scene. Yeah, you're with your wife after 30 years. You've done your duty, had your kids, done your work. So enjoying retired life. Imagine making it's a 60 plus in you with the same woman after decades. Sounds nice. Nice to have someone to spend your last 10 years on earth with. And you've done all your jobs like making kids, got your house. Yeah, then one of you dies and then the other one's left all alone. Must be depressing. That's why you get a younger girlfriend. So you die first.

What should I make for dinner? I might have a steak, steak and chips. Start cooking this food before it goes off. I find it kind of crazy that you just let people come up here right up to the cliff edge. No fences or anything. You could just jump off, couldn't you? Five steps away from death. Well, the thing could just crumble away. I think these cliffs are way better than the cliffs of Dover. The only difference is they're not white. The brown cliffs of Devon dev off. I never envisioned that I would just be spending my life alone, constantly talking to a random bunch of hundred strangers online. I though I have a girlfriend, maybe a family. I don't think I'd be walking this life of solitude.

Though I would have met my dream girl at this point. What are these? Yeah, I lost me though because she said I was boring or something. How's this boring? I'm walking on the cliffs, exploring the country. She's boring. She sits in her grandmother's house doing nothing. Call me boring. You're the fucking boring one. How's this boring? You weren't as fun as you are now back then. Yeah, well, you could have given me a chance. Get my license, get my car. These girls don't wanna wait. They want it all now, now, now, but they don't wanna put in the time to invest in someone.

So you got other options. It's like they say, women are like the queen in chess. They can move around all over the board, but the king has to move one step at a time to get anywhere. Queen can just flop around all over the place. Did Mila rule you out forever? Well, probably after all the shit talking I did about her afterwards. I made it so there was no return. The problem is when I break up with people, I shit talk them into a bolivion, making them never want to talk to me again like Jahiro. I talk so much shit about Jahiro, like bragging about cheating on her and stuff. There's no way. I mean, she did send me a happy Christmas message, didn't she? I guess when they have no feelings anymore, they don't care anymore. But then at that point when they don't have fittings anymore, then obviously there's no, they'll never come back.

They might get feelings again if they met up, but they don't wanna get feelings because when they had feelings, they just remember it as a terrible experience because I didn't treat them well. A girl catching feeling for me is like someone catching COVID in their 70s. It's just not gonna end well for you. I definitely enjoyed the sex with Jihiro more than Fasa. I never got bored with the sex with Jahro. Even the last time we did it was pretty hot. Sex starts to get really wild between us after the Hong Kong guy thing happened. Like she fingered my butt so hard.

It would make me arch my back and like thrust really deep in. And she'd make me cums by wigging the finger out. She knew exactly where to, uh, she knew exactly which button to press to make me go wild. It's not gay, this woman is doing it. Again, a massive hard one right now because I'm wearing two pairs of trousers. Look at the sheep. The sheep all on the edge of the cliff. What do they fall? No, they're just hanging on the edge. Huh? Why did bucket, blood bucket ban you from her house? Uh, maybe because I'm nut inside too much.

She couldn't keep up. I have a voracious sexual appetite. Unending. I can go five, six times in one night if I'm with, with Luke, if I'm with the right girl. I can do it like five, six times. This shape looks so miserable. I don't know if I head back. There's not really much to say, is there? I've done, I've only done 3,000 steps. It's rubbish. Well, the problem is Mayla was not supportive of my YouTube channel. She didn't wanna be in the vlogs anymore. She didn't like it when I streamed. I felt like I had to desperately find a new way to make money, and I started making good money on stock, so I got hooked on it. And I though if I wanna stay with Mayla, I gotta find a new way to make money, because if I do all this drama and trolling stuff, she's gonna leave me.

She kept, she kept trying to make me do wholesome content and then they would all flop. She said, "Oh, why don't you do a video about things that you're grateful for in life?" So I did it and the video got like 5K dude. I deleted it. No one cares about grateful things, things I find grateful in life. They don't wanna see me talk about weird stuff. Sh didn't wanna be part of it. And then she got all upset about the trolls and the haters. And then she was getting upset about my streaming because I'd be really negative.

So I felt like I was scared to do YouTube because I was gonna lose her. So I found stock because I thought this was my new way of making money. But then I got hooked and addicted, couldn't stop looking at it. I just stuck in this hole. What the fuck are you doing? It's my bench. What the fuck are my bench? Stupid shit. It's just shitting everywhere. Oh, I just shot out a load of chocolate balls. I shit out like cocoa puffs mess with choco balls. Mila wanted fun. I don't really know what Mila's idea of having fun is like getting wasted at the club and dumpster diving. Hanging out with a bunch of DJs and doing dumb stuff on the street. It's her idea of having fun. I saw her Instagram story. It's just like, like Djen teenage drunk stuff.

Getting in trouble with the police, being rowdy, vomiting on the street, jumping into canals. She said she jumped into the river in Korea, and I was like, "Wow, cool. What a rebel." Just lame. It's embarrassing. Well, she was 26 at the time and her stories were when she was like 23 or something. I doubt she still does that stuff. Who knows? I mean, she's still in Korea up until a couple years ago. Last year? Was it the year before? Yeah, that's not fun, that's just stupid. I don't think that's fun. I think it's retarded. I think fun is like having a road trip, going somewhere, get nice food, book a nice hotel, back all night, get breakfast off the buck again, and then you go out sporing. Like go somewhere nice, do a little vlog, like 50 KVUs.

That's what I think is nice. No, can't film this, can't film that. Wow, look. If the tide was lower, the beach would stretch all the way around. Imagine you walk down there and the tide comes back in, you get stranded. Just this plus sex, will you? The only thing missing from my life now is just easy sex. I don't really... I don't know. I feel like I'd rather stream alone. I don't really like streaming with people because then I've got to put on my mask and like be con- conversationalist instead of monologuist. I don't have to go back now. I get back about four and then it's an hour drive. I get home at like five-ish, which is late enough.

I feel like I spent enough time here. It's just an endless cliff, isn't it? Did I pay Mila? No. I paid four things for her. Like I paid for food, I paid for the hotels, I paid for taxis. I didn't give her money, but I didn't let her pay for things out for her own pocket in. I paid for the Airbnbs. I don't even know. She didn't really pay anything really. She was broke. She had minus 800 in the bank. She couldn't pay for anything anyway. She didn't have a job. All she could do is like part-time warehouse work, which she did for a bit, make a couple hundred euros. And then she'd blow it on something useless, like a new phone. She got Samsung S10 Plus so she could make YouTube videos, but she never actually just did it and made a video. And I though, "You can't even handle my viewers.

How are you gonna make your own channel?" You get one hate comment, you'd cry about it.

Do you think she ever watched the BBC video and then saw the comments from my viewers saying, "Me?" And then did she think she got upset about it or she though, oh God, Daniel's viewer's never gonna forget about me? Which flies on my phone? Oh my God. I'm getting covered in flies. What fuck? Weird little flies landed on me. What the hell are these? Oh, it's not a sheep again. Even if I wanted to, I don't know how contacts her. I don't know what her line or Instagram is anymore. And when girls move on, they don't ever really look back, do they? In my experience. This thing's humping the ground. What are you doing?

It's just breathing really fast. I've never had an experience where I got dumped and then the girl came back interested again. Uh, I mean, neither did kind of, but she only dumped me for like a month or two and then came back very short term. I meant like dumps for years and then came back. All the soup can do all day is eat grass. At least cats play and climb and have fun. They're endlessly shitting everywhere. They just eat the grass and shit it back out as a brown ball. I think maybe there could have been a girl that came back if I didn't talk so much shit about them. My trash talking ruin everything because I give my honest opinion after I don't care anymore.

Uh, I say some pretty, um, harsh things, I guess, but I think they're fair. Ding, ding, ding. Ding, ding, ding. Oh God, all these flies. Oh God. Oh, there's loads of them. Weird shit flies. Not house flies. Oh, so many. Jeez. There's like swarms of them. Mm. Uh, uh, all my shirt. Uh. There's a swarm of pooflies. Uh. I'm like revolver ostelot in Milgate when the B-man swarms them and he's revolving his revolvers, cutting them down. I was not killing them. <laugh> I was so dumb. It was like... And he was just cutting down the bees.

How would that possibly kill them and just knock them away? No, Faster's name's absolutely Faster. It wasn't given by reditors. She chose Faster because she likes driving fast. Uh, only this one. Get back to the car now. I feel like I use most of my energy playing in the sea. Got my date tomorrow. Huh? There you go. Uh, the most awkward thing is when you come into the end of the day and you've got to kind of end it. So we go to the thing, we finish seeing the thing, then what? Could ask her if she wants to go get something to eat, if I like her. If I feel like, eh, I don't know, so I'll probably just say, um... Well, I think we're gonna head home now. It's so awkward when you gotta end the date.

He'll walk around the thing for a couple hours and then be like, "I think we've seen it all now. So, why are you gonna head back home now because I gotta make dinner?" How about that? So, how do I go home now? Bye. Another awkward date. God save me. I just gotta get through it. It could turn into sex. After the game ago, I just got a Spanish girl and then I'm done. Ah, I can't do this dating thing. It's like hard work. I don't know what to talk about. I don't know if I should start talking about the thing we're at, or just start asking her questions about herself, because I don't really know much about her. I don't know what she does for work. I mean, what do you need to know about a person, really?

Why should I say sorry when I didn't do anything wrong? I was already stressed out because she had already been kind of annoying recently. It wasn't just a dishes thing, it was also the toilet clogging and then something else. Every time something goes wrong, she'll like, have a go in there. It wasn't just that one thing. It was many things building up. I should not have to say sorry. I didn't do anything wrong. Why am I being blind? It's not my fucking fault things go wrong, and it's not my fault if I don't know how to fix it.

Phone someone who knows how to fix it then. Stop attacking. Why am I getting attacked for nothing I did wrong? So why the fuck Should I say fucking sorry? Fuck off. You're the one should say sorry. I literally did nothing wrong. And then I get a barrage of insults that shot at me. And you think I should say sorry when you guys don't bend the knee when I tell you to. Not a single person says sorry to me when I prove you wrong. Can you just imagine how annoying it is when you go downstairs and then someone starts having a go at you for something you didn't do and then what are you gonna say sorry to them? Or are you gonna stand your ground?

So if I give you 20,000 then I can just hurl insults at you all the time and act like a dick to you, like I own you. Are you really gonna suck up to me just because I gave you 20K? Kind of pathetic. Eventually you'll snap. I've been dealing with this for years, decades. Love to see you live with me for decades whilst I berate you nonstop for things you didn't do and see you not snap. I'd love to see you try. For 20K, worth it? Okay, come live with me for 20 years whilst I insult you for nothing and treat you like shit.

And then gaslight you about the 20K thing. Yeah, I bet you love it. I can smell barbecue. It's hard to be a loving son when you're just constantly getting hate. How about being a loving mom? And that's more, it's not just giving money, it's other things too like saying nice things and not being horrible. Can't just erase it all just because you gave me some money. Can't just erase everything else just because you gave me a bit of money. Still said hurtful things and I don't feel like I deserved it. No, that's why it's coming in again.

She didn't need to kick me out years ago. I voluntarily left. You think I've been living with my mom for my whole life? I voluntarily left every year. You don't need to kick me out. I went to Japan every single year and then I spent at least half a year in Korea. Every year since 2010. There wouldn't be a need to kick me out. You realize I've been in and out of the country since 2010? Well, I spent at least half a year overseas. What's there to kick out? And then recently, I only spent six months back at home. I came back in June. I left in December or early January. So I'm never, I'm never at home for longer than half a year.

And I told the affair story because I didn't think it really mattered anymore because it's something that happened, uh, nearly 15 years ago and I seem to be still caring about something that happened 15 years ago. And I told it because it was a funny story. The story wasn't about the affair, it was more about the cringe email that I sent to him. I was mainly talking about the cringe email I sent, not the affair. Just the affair was the backdrop of the story. I told it ages ago, like five years ago I told it, it's not recent. I guess she didn't know that I told it until recently.

If someone told a story about me 15 years ago, I wouldn't really care. So if I don't care, I don't think you should care. Tell you my darkest secrets. I have. I don't have any secrets. 15 years ago I was 21. Let me guess how I was with Korean women. I cheated on her when I, I was already had, I had a girlfriend, Japanese girlfriend, I was cheating on her with the Korean woman and then I cheated on the Korean woman with the youngest Korean girl. And then I went on a date with these other Korean girls. Yeah, I cheated on everyone. That's my big secret on who fucking cares.

15 years ago. Yeah, I just though it was weird because I saw Kevin Guy again, uh, last year. That's why it came up again. Ah. Now I get down. Maybe this way. Cheating is a weird thing because everyone does it, but everyone's scared to admit that they've done it. There's such a stigma about it. I'm trying to break the cycle. I'm a revolutionary revolutionist. Oh God, I wanna get back in the car. I'm done walking. It's a wind, fucking wind. It's gonna be hard on the date tomorrow if it's windy like this. It's hard to hear what they're saying.

At least I won't be wearing a backpack and carrying a stupid soft instead. It looks ridiculous. I look like a school kid from Japan. Oh God. I hope it just takes a couple hours. If I don't like her, I'm not gonna try and extend the day. Yeah, that was really nice. So I think I'm gonna head home now. Really nice meeting you. See ya. The bit, the beginning bit and the end bit is the most awkward. Uh, try and talk about gaming maybe. I just don't really game anymore. I don't even know what's popular nowadays. Hadn't been anything popular.

That felt really inspired by Assassin's Creek Shadows. I can say it's really cool because you can go to the places in real life that are actually in the game. Wait, how do I get out of this place? Oh, how do I get to the fucking car? What? Uh, I don't know if I can go this way. Maybe I can. It's a nice gate. Nice. Nice yellow paint. This house is like a little castle. Nice road. Can we ban this red thicks guy? This is starting to get very annoying. No mods on. Fine, I'll do it.

Ban. Band. Imagine bringing up stuff from 2017 as if anyone cares anymore. Kerry B, worst mod ever. Doesn't even watch my streams. Same with that Mariano guy or girl. 'Cause the Reddit's talking about it. The Reddit loves that, don't they? They latch onto it. His license plate ends in CAR. I scratched someone's car with myself, isn't it? Where's my car? There it is. Yeah. Oh God. Boiling. My phone is overheated. Oh, no. I don't have sat now. Um, my phone's overheated. Crap. I don't have my lap. Shit. I'm gonna have to use road signs. I don't have to get out of here.

Um heated and now I can't see my map. Phone too hot. Fucking shit. Witching broadband should be as easy as flicking a switch. Friday afternoon, thank you so much for letting me know how you get your weekend underway. Hey Emma, get ready for our 30th birthday match tomorrow. Either way, it's your birthday today, happy birthday. I had some help as we kick our weekend together. Ah, fucking radio. This is the most boring drive ever. Shit, music, fucking idiom, fucking drugs is fucking fun. 40 miles per hour on a six road. Oh, thank God. It's so fucking slow.

How can you drive 40 on the 60 road? Running from so fucking road. Oh God, you look so shit. Uh, postmalone sucks. Music shit. Another slow ass in front of me. Oh God. How fucking slow you going? Oh my God. Why is everyone driving so fucking slow? 60 mile per hour road. Just do 60. It's not hard. Jesus fucking Christ. Slow fucking people. How are they driving so slow after the fact? Are they scared? The road is so easy. Oh, they're doing 40 on the 60 road. Unbelievable. It's so boring. And this is the biggest blueball drive home. I can't listen to my music. The stupid fucking iPhone overheated. Everyone's driving slow.

Radio sucks. Oh. Oh. I'm hungry. Yeah, he's going. Come on, turn already. So slow turning as well. Fucking right. If you're gonna turn, fucking turn. God, fucking hell. Get the fuck off the road. Imagine coming to a nearly complete stop to do a turn. Oh, God. Nearly coming to a complete stance or just a turn. We got here now. Vans. Van doing 40 on the 60 road. Bit of rage. Oh, God. I just wanna go fast. It's not my air con stop doing anything. I've also been fan of full blast, otherwise I can't feel it.

I think if they're too scared to go fast, because they're old, they, they shouldn't be driving. Like, if their senses are impaired because they're old and they're scared to do 60, then they shouldn't be allowed to drive, really. Look, so slow. 60. Their sense of speed is obviously warmed. Doing 45 on the wide open, straight road. Have you been checking the weather? Yeah, it's amazing. I think it might be a bit too hot for me, I'm not gonna lie.periencing right now in these countries. Doing the losing control and who's in charge of driving today? Even the van drivers drive slow.

So everyone drives really slow here. Like they're afraid to do 60. Why only just do 60? They scare me. Slow plane. Model Y, fuel motor that drives like a crack. That's not a UK license plate. It's a French license plate. French Tesla Model Y in Cornwall. Where are they going? But they're gonna drive slow as fuck. Come on Frenchie. Come on, it's a 60 road. You got zero to 60 in three seconds and you're driving fucking slow. Uh, this is my road, back to my house. It's a French license plate. Letter, letter. Letter, letter. Is that French?

Look how slow. 35 on the 60 road. Got money to buy a nice car that can't fucking drive. Oh my God. The whole drive home I'm stuck behind slow fucking people. Do 60? Oh my God. You're already going slow and breaking down to 30 now. Oh my God. Worst drive moment. Big accident. Oh, even the French can't drive fast, can they? Oh, thank God. Go turn left, low turner. Oh, I lost them. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Last roads metal. 60 miles per hour. I miss you. God, people drive so fucking slow. My way.

Worst drive home ever. So many slow things. Plus you can still get 50 pounds off your electric blind order. An easy way to control. Oh dear. God, people are so slow. What's driving? I can't believe how slow everyone drives. Everyone drives like a fucking granny. Oh, now what? Oh, I'm starving. Oh. Uh-huh. Oh. No. Oh, God. Oh, oh. Oh. The skin under my foot is just peering away. Uh. Oh, God. I just shedded a layer of skin under my feet. Okay. Yeah, well, the problem isn't the shoes. Is the problem is the shoes were full of sand, and I was walking barefoot in my shoes. It's like walking on sandpaper. My feet's skin got shredded.

Get the laundry. That was the most annoying drive ever. Every time I lost a slow poke, another one emerged in the distance. It was like, on the way there, there's at least one guy who was wa - doing like 40 the whole time. Sometimes he'd, he may, may be brave enough to do 45. And on the way home, there's like three people doing under 45 on the 60 road. These people are insane. Why can't they just do 60? It's not hard, is it? It's a fucking wide open, straight road. Why can't they just put their foot down? I can't overtake because the road's so bendy. It'd be dangerous. I'd have to do like 65 or 70 to easily overtake. I can't do that if it's bent.

Get the laundry. Gosh, people would suck at driving here. Maybe in Kent, people just drive way faster than usual. Wide open road. Are they scared or what? I don't know. I feel like it's so slow if you're not doing 60. I do 60 and I'm like, oh my God, this is normal speed. Nice clean floor. I never thought I would be the one complaining about people driving slow. I have red underwear, so anyone's still wet. Am I on Neat Bucks? No. I make $1,200 a week. Fucking famous live streamer. Imagine thinking I'm on Neat Bucks.

I made $10,000 in two months. I don't know where those bells are coming from. I didn't know there's a church nearby. Maybe someone's getting married. I'm hungry. What should I eat? I wanna eat Russ' burger, but really I should eat the fresh food first before it goes off. Uh, we got so much fresh food. It's only five o'clock. Early dinner. Steak and chips. Steak, chips, and, uh, broccoli. I'm starving. Starving, hungry. Where's my oil? Well, this food cost me 70 pounds, but it lasts for at least 10 days. I've already spent 200 pounds on food this month, and we're only halfway in. At this rate, I spent 400 pounds on food. It's insane. I don't know what I'm buying.

Junky steak after a hard day of work. The hell is government welfare? Well, unless I said it, don't believe what other people say is what I say. If I didn't say it, then it's not true. Otherwise, assume everything is either false or people can't get details right. Look, I clean my kitchen mats so nice and clean them. Nearly everything people say about me is usually completely wrong. I don't know what is wrong with people's memories and they just can't remember details properly. They'll be like, Daniel thinks this. Daniel said that. No, he didn't. I didn't say any of that. Rubbish.

You got the listening skills of an actual. So nice about having TV nagging and whining about my cooking. As if I don't know how to cook a steak. Imagine thinking I don't know how to cook. Yeah, the stupid iPhone overheated. It shut down my maps and I couldn't do my Apple Music. Silly, isn't it? All my other phones are fine. I sent past with seven times. <laugh> I must have put that on your Tinder profile. I like going to the beach. <laugh> Look at that perfect steak after day at the beach. Oh, shut up, looking.

Nice and pink, just like my pussy. The thing I hate about petrol cars is when they're just sitting there idle, the engine makes so much noise. Either go or turn the fucking engine off. The black on the outside, pink on the inside. Sound like my women. Mountain of meat. God, look that board. Speak lunch. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh, my jaw aches. A bit chewy. Oh, jaw aching. I'm gonna save this for tomorrow. I could make beef ramen with it. Oh, stupid flies everywhere. Where's the lid? That's a tiny box. I don't know where the lid is for that tiny one. Oh, it's there. Everything's sticky.

Might have some yaga weird magnum. Oh, is it green? Oh, it's not even frozen. What? It's still squishy. Why is it not frozen? What? How's it, how's it in the freezer and it's not frozen? Bow on ice cream now. It's green because it's mint flavor. Oh, it's boring. I don't understand why it's not frozen. Unless the fridge is too packed and the freezing air doesn't circulate well. Possibly. Okay, it's not even stuck to the stick. I'm gonna eat this. I've never seen this happen before. It melted in the freezer. Ah, fuck. I don't understand how the ice cream melted.

Hmm. Pretty good. Ah. Hmm. I wish I should fall asleep right now. What happened to the ice cream? I don't know, it's kinda melted in the freezer. Ugh, full up. Market tanked. Not good. Mm. <laugh> Uh, I feel like I fall asleep. I've been working hard since nine o'clock. Stuck my finger. Is a thumb a finger or is it a thumb? Nah. Oh, God. The beach was nice. I saw a lot of bums. Parking was a nightmare in the beginning. Oh, I nearly got my car stuck. Probably would've been easy if I just reversed all the way back out.

They should put a warning sign saying no turning or something. How long until they start playing that stupid Post Malone song? <foreign>. And you people think my music sucks. The radio is a whole other level of suck. I just play the same thing forever. How long have you been playing stupid Benson Boone and Post Malone? Such a shit song. Postmalone sucks. I had one good song, the Sunflower song, that was it. Uh, I can't open split apps, stupid phones overeating. 45 degrees. I don't understand why I can't open two apps when it's hot. Well, I couldn't listen to my playlist because my stupid iPhone overheated and shut down.

How many flies are gonna come inside here? Uh... Oh, fuck off. Stupid fucking fires. Oh my God. Oh, my God. It's a massive bee. Oh, God. Ah, bees are way better at finding their way outside. Why do they keep coming inside? I'm gonna go high, high flunting, fly hunting later. This phone's burning up. 47 degrees now. Why don't they give you a lid with the yogurt? A proper lid. Oh, God. I'm splashing yogurt everywhere. Why don't they put a proper lid with this? What do they think I'm gonna eat the whole thing all at once?

Are you wish? Coffee. This phone's getting hot. 47 degrees now. I feel like this house is too big sometimes. It takes ages to walk from one end to another. Uh, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 11 steps to get all the way here. Sorry for the wait. I was all wanging. Ew. Ew. I still can't open multi app. Did he make it to the beach? Yep, and came home. I don't know why the phone's so hot. I can't even open the chat. The house is full of flies now. Wow, this one's way stronger.

Well, I did not fart. Talking rubbish. Hm. Okay, what do I just do? Just relax until tomorrow. I've got my date. Big date. Gamer girl. I lost... I'm so annoyed I lost gamer girl too. Why didn't you just fucking add me to WhatsApp? I should have said, "I'm worried I might get banned. Could you add me on WhatsApp?" And she'll say, "Why did you get banned?" I could say, "Some girl was being racist to me, and I told her to fuck herself and eat a dick, and then they banned me." 'Cause if I explain to them I might get banned, they might add me.

I should have pre... She ignored me when I said, "Here's my WhatsApp." I should have pressed her harder for it. Now I'm banned. I lost her. Can't talk to her anymore. Unless I can find her on a different app. My French people have this really nice model Y, and they're driving 40 miles on the 60 road. Got money, but got no driving brains. My love language is sending memes. Why do people... Why do girls like sending memes? I don't get it. Moon did it too. She said, "Do you mind if I send you some memes?" I said, "Okay." So she sent the memes, and I didn't say anything because they're lame. And then she goes, "What's wrong? Memes not funny?" And I was like, "No, they're great." <laugh> There's no stupid memes about nothing.

Moon was annoying like that. Like, she would send me selfies. She would say, "Should I send you some selfies?" I'd be like, "Okay." And she sends them to me. I didn't say anything. And then she goes, "What's wrong? Selfies are not to your liking? <laugh> Pics not to your liking?" And I was like, "No, they're great. Great picks. How about some nudes instead?" I hate it when they send memes because I don't know what to say to it. Like ha ha, hilarious, great meme. They're not even funny half the time. More than half the time, they're not funny at all.

The only memes I find kind of funny are stock market memes, but I'm bored with them now. Game of girls are 27, I think. 5'5". I'm weirdly attracted to nerds who look as if they've never felt the touch of a woman. That's me. Mm. What's the T app I keep hearing about? Imagine banning vapes, but you don't ban prostitution. <laugh> My long is down 31 pounds. Everything's down. My shorts are down and my long's down. How can you be losing when you're both short and long? Doesn't even make any sense. Well, the internet really needs to be policed more. All this doxing and creepy weirdo subreddits and forums, I think it should all be banned.

It wouldn't be allowed in real life. And there needs to be consequences. People shouldn't be able to just make an account anonymously and say whatever they want. IP addresses should all be tracked and then they should all be punished, really. Harassment, stalking, targeted harassment, all these stupid shit posting forums and stuff. These people need to all get fucked. You wouldn't be able to get away with it in real life. I'm all for increasing the policing of it all. All for it. Track these people down, put the fucking dumb fucks back into jail, wherever. Oh my God, all the flies. There's like four flies.

If I knew the names and the locations of these people on the subreddit, for example, I could easily get a restraining order against them. They've been harassing me for years. Targeted harassment, doxing with malicious intent. They should be all in jail. The joke is they think I'm the one who's the scumbag and should be in jail when they're actually committing crimes and they only get away with it because they're hiding anonymously. They only get away with it because they're hiding their identity. If they, if their identity was known, they're literally stalking and harassing me for years.

And the problem is they live in other countries, so it makes it harder. They've been harassing my family, harassing people I know, harassing my neighbors, the scumbags. They said you haven't paid your car off. Yeah, see, they're just lying scumbags. I literally screenshot it when I paid it off and I put it on Discord because the wording of it was funny, so I screenshot it. It says something like, "We no longer have any interest in the car." They just make up absolute nonsense. Yeah, I got the car last September. Nearly had it a year now.

And then you can say, "Oh, but Daniel, you also do this stuff." Yeah, and I got in trouble, didn't I? I got taken to the police station in Japan. I got in trouble. I got warned not to do it again, so they should get in trouble too. The loan was taken out in June. Well, this June. I bought the car in September. I don't know what they're talking about. I bought the car in September, not... In June, I was in Japan, wasn't I? Or I came back for my sister's wedding. In the beginning of June, I was in Japan.

He's just sitting there. Yeah, but people are not here so they can see what I'm doing. It's like if Mr. Beast went live and he just showed his feet, he'd have 50,000 viewers, but they're not there to watch his feet. They're there because they want to hang out with Mr. Beast. Sitting here isn't the point of it. You're hanging out with Daniel. Why was it in Japan? Uh, my Thailand... Well, my Thai visa didn't run out, but Fasa, my ex-girlfriend, wanted to go to America. So I had to leave. Well, I mean, I didn't have to leave. I could have stayed in Thailand for two extra months alone, but I wanted to go to Japan instead before my sister's wedding.

Does America really do a tourist visa where you can be a waitress? <laugh> I think she was working illegally. She just went to her uncle's restaurant and then got paid cash in hand under the table. No way you just go to America and, like, get a job as a waitress unless you go through extensive visa processes. That's why the UK is really strict about Thai people coming in. Thai people are notorious for breaking the rules. They don't drive with seatbelt on. They don't wear a helmet when they ride a motorsbike. Oh, God, I'm so tired. The beach really takes it out of you. The heat, the wind, the relentless waves are cool at first, and then it wears you down.

The sea is a tiring, salty place. You get bastard by the sun, the wind. I really don't wanna spend too long on the beach. It's fun at first, and then your feet gets covered in sand. I'm walking barefoot in my shoes, full of sand. Feet got shredded. All the skin started peeling off. Well, maybe it was dead skin anyway. Otherwise, it'd be bleeding. Nice foot rub, foot scrub in the sand. Probably have early night tonight, 10 o'clock. Gotta prepare for my big date. If I get a girlfriend, AJ will be sad. No free trip to Thailand.

As long as she's good looking, I'll have a good time and I'll put in effort to talk and stuff. If she's fugly, then I'll be like, "Oh my God, there we go again." Ah, at least I'll only be stuck with her for a couple hours. She has not been very engaging. I've tried to make conversation with her, but she's just not... She's like, just let the con- conversation die all the time. I don't... I hope she's not gonna be like that in real life. I'm hoping she's just like that because she doesn't wanna invest too much time chatting before we meet.

Uh, maybe she's autistic. I kind of like autistic people because you can kind of subtly make fun of them or, like, be facetious and they don't, they don't have the ability to tell that you're being facetious. But sh - mentally sharp people, I don't know, they can be very bitchy. She likes gaming. That in itself is kind of autistic. I just... I don't like it when the girl's got kind of like a mean attitude, because then I feel scared to be silly around them. I like to be able to be silly. It's very stressful pretending to be normal.

Talking about gaming is so boring. All you do is you say, "What games do you like?" And then they tell you the games they like, and then you never like the games that they like because they're boring, girdy games that star Dew Valley. And then they go, "What games do you like?" And then you go, "Oh, Rainbow six." And then she goes, "Oh, I never played that." Yeah, because you're a girl. Girls don't play Rainbow six. And then the conversation's over, isn't it? I don't even know. Like, what do you talk about games? You say, "Oh, yeah, that game was really good. Oh, no, I hated this game." You either like a game or you don't like it.

What, what even is there to talk about? I play Marikart World. You race. I, I like Metal Gear Solid, but the combat in it is shit. The camera in Mel Gear Solid one is awful. It's like Resident Evil almost. The fixed kind of above camera, and then you just, like, aim your gun and move the character around in a 360 degree angle. And then the hands-hand combat is rubbish. You just stand on the spot and you do punch, punch, kick. There's no combos. The combat isn't fluid. You can't, like, bum rush the enemy and tackle him to the ground. You just run up to the enemy and you go...

And knock them to the ground. The combat's rubbish in Metal Gear Solid. It's just good because of the dramatic characters and dialogue, and it's got a cool theme. It's kind of like Resident Evil, but instead of zombies, it's all about nukes and conspiracies and secret undercover groups, which is... I mean, that's kind of like bio has... I mean, what's it called? Um, umbrella. It's kind of like the umbrella corporation. You're all... It's like nonstop pot twists. "Oh, liquid's my brother. Oh, we're all clones. Oh, big boss is our dad that we're clones. Oh, the president is sort of distinct. Oh, the colonel's deceiving us. Oh, actually, he's not. Oh, this guy is actually liquid. The real person was murdered three weeks ago. "That's nonstop dramatic plot twists. It's just funny.

I don't know. I don't really wanna bring up gaming on the date unless it's an emergency, because we've just both gone really silent. Worst case scenario is I just don't know what to talk about, so I start telling them embarrassing stories about myself. Like, I... My wife cheated on me and we divorced. "I was living in Japan. I married you, but she cheated on me. "And then she'll be like," Ah. "Or I'll bring up that I was banned on Tinder. I'll say," It was because someone was racist to me, and I tell them to fuck off and eat shit, and then I got banned. "Apparently, Tahiro's a tour guide now.

So if you ever book a trip to Japan, my ex-wife might be guiding your tour group. I don't know who, who books a tour group these days. Probably Japanese people. Japanese people like going on tours, don't they? Uh, old Japanese people feel scared to travel alone or just by themselves. So they want to go on a tour guide, tour group thing where everything's just managed for them. They just get on a bus and then sit there without having to book or manage anything themselves. It's like autopilot mode. I think it's lame. How boring to get ferried around like a sheep.

Remember my mom and dad went on the cruise ship when I was in Japan ages ago. They said it was so boring. It's just full of old people and you're stuck on a boat and there's nothing to do apart from go swimming, sit in the sun, and eat food. <laugh> Cruise ship looks so boring. You're just stuck on the boat like a prisoner, surrounded by old, boring people. I would never go on these stupid tour things. Just go by yourself, rent a car and explore. That's the whole point of traveling. Ah, it's so nice I've got the mute button on this app, so I can fuck whenever I want.

IV cam didn't have a mute button. This market ripping yet. I'm down 28 pounds. I guess that's a no. Ah, I'm so full up. Okay. Got to work out soon. And you were still talking about her? Yeah, I talked about Jahira for like 30 seconds. I'm so obsessed. We mentioned she's a tour guide for like 30 seconds. Out of a 12-hour stream, I mentioned someone for like one minute and people were like, "Oh, you still talks about her." Yeah, I talk about every single thing in my past. I got 12 hours to kill. Of course I'm gonna cover my entire life story at least once.

What else am I gonna talk about? I gotta talk about everything I can talk about to fill the dead air. Uh, people told me she's a tour guide, because it says on her Instagram. I don't look at her Instagram because she banned me. <laugh> She blocks me on Instagram, so I can't see myself. Yeah, there's millions of topics to talk about, and I don't care about any of them. Okay, let's discuss the splitting of the atom. Was it wrong or right? Who fucking cares? I can only talk about things I remotely care about. Uh, you think I care about every single thing in the world?

Big Bang Theory, real or not real? Obviously, I have to care about the topic, or at least have some kind of experience with it. I can't just start randomly talking about any old topic. What would I even say? Also, I have to pick topics that you guys might find interesting. Like, if I keep going on about stocks, you'll get bored. So I try not to talk about stocks. I'm bored of it too, actually. When I talk about better box, you'll find it boring too. Monodreams, an ancient branch of mammals. Ah. I had this weird dream last night. I was in a enchanted, magical forest, and there was a hut with a hot woman in it.

And I busted in, she was naked. And then I nut inside. It was really weird. She looked like a wood elf, pointy nose, pointy ears, long brown hair, red flushed cheeks. I saw some sandpepper clips. He's having fun with the whole ice and Kim drama, isn't he? He was arguing with someone called Gewn, G-E-W-N. I don't know who that is. Really annoying Nymph girl stops replying to me. Two double blue ticks means she read the message. Didn't even reply. So fucking rude. Myomaw girl unmatched me and blocked me on WhatsApp because I didn't talk to her.

I'm just so annoyed I lost Gamer Girl two. What if I go to the date spot tomorrow? She might still show up.Now girls won't show up if they try and confirm the date and you don't reply. Anyway, I've got another date instead tomorrow. So the problem is, if I still had Gamer Girl two, I would have had to tell Gamer Girl one that I can't meet tomorrow. It would have had to be a Sunday. So maybe it's destiny. Confirm before you leave. I don't think I will. I think I'll go anyway and if I get, if she says, "Oh, sorry, change your mind." I'll just go live from the place. I'll just do a stream there instead then.

Why not? I'm not gonna go all the way there and come all the way back because if I was streaming tomorrow, I would go out somewhere anyway. Oh, these flies are really annoying. It's like they're just asking me to swap them out of the sky. You really wanna die, do you? Keep buzzing around my face more than, and then you'll see what happens. They just wanna piss everything off as much as they can. Then they're like, "Oh no, why is everything hitting us?" 'Cause you're fucking annoying. Well, you just buzz around people's faces all day long going shut up.

Can't you just, I don't know, sit down or go somewhere else? What are they even trying to do is flying aimlessly round in circles. How do they have infinite energy to just fly around, around circles over and over? I can't even walk around the house without getting hot and tired. All these bees and stuff are busy out there pollinating flowers or flies that fly around a stupid circle. Stupid creatures. Oh, it flies round, round, around, around. What is the point? What is it even trying to do? Get a fucking life. The whole existence, it should just annoy me.

Hmm, I've got a new match. Seems interesting. Uh, what does pansexual mean? It says weed, yes. She does weed. And she called me mate. That's kind of weird. I said, "How did you know I like pot noodle?" She said, "Psychic mate, but I only know people's food preferences." That's so cool. That's amazing. Um... Hey. Wow. I don't know. I hate these lame jokes like that. No very funny. That's amazing. It's funny how I'm using pot noodle for these conversations to start. Mm. What's your favorite pot noodle flavor? You seem like a chicken and mushroom girl. <laugh> Cringe.

You seem like a Bombay bad boy. Pot noodle ribs. So annoying, battery keeps running out. What should this girl be called? The pansexual girl. Her profile says, "If you're weird, we'll get along." Hmm. She's pretty cute. 28. Uh. Says, "We'll get along if you're also weird as fuck." I need to get her WhatsApp. I say, "Can I get your WhatsApp because I might get banned soon?" And then she'll say, "Why?" And I'll say, "I'll explain to you when we meet." That sounds kind of creepy. "What is going on in the hiding in my room verse?

I got banned on dating apps. Not allowed to let the cat in the house anymore. Got told off by a neighbor. Neighbors know my channel. They stitched to me, on me to the landlord. Landlord probably knows too. I got approved for Tylee Visa, but I don't really know if I want it 15K. It's a lot of money. What else? Real estate agent came to my house, did an inspection, made a bunch of weird, not impressed sounds. It's funny how people act differently in front of you compared to how they act when they think they're alone.

Everyone's putting on the mask. Uh, it's my sofa, so if I wanna shag it, it's my choice, isn't it? And I had to call the police because these weird people keep showing up at my house. Oh, this, like, drug dealer looking woman showed up and then pulled her pants down on my lawn and squatted. I don't know if she pissed. I think she pissed. And then after they left, the neighbor came out and had a look around to see what, what they did. And it looked like he was about to come to my door, but he didn't. Like, he seemed like he was about to approach my door, but then turned around.

And then I saw the other neighbor come home, and then she walks in front of my driveway to see the sign I put on my door. "Yeah, don't blame me though. It's not my fault. I didn't do anything. And the police said," How would you know they're drug dealers? "I said," I'm just guessing, based on what they look like. They look like crack heads. " Tattoos, short hair, looks rough. Definitely not a hooker. Otherwise, this is the worst hook I've ever seen. I wouldn't even pay 10 pounds. I drove a banger car as well. A black Volvo or something.

Yeah, well, I'm pro LGBT and I'm a minority ethnic, so can't kick me out. I'm paying the rent and I didn't do anything. There's no proof. The police kept saying," You must have leaked the address. "And I kept saying... I showed the inside and people found out where it was. And then the police kept saying," There's no way they could have found out where you live just by seeing the inside. "And I was like," Uh, I didn't want to argue with the police, but they didn't know what they were talking about. "Yeah, people on the internet with no fucking lives can find exactly where you live just by showing the corner of a building. I told him when I was in Japan, I showed outside the window and people tracked down where my apartment was. He kept saying," Unless your viewers are like MI6 special agents, I can't believe someone can track down exactly where you live in the middle of rural Devon.

"I didn't want to argue, so I didn't say anything. But yeah, they can.

And people on the internet can do this stuff. I can't believe they d - think that they can't. The police kept saying," Oh, it must be someone who lives nearby. "No. It could be anywhere in the world. Don't they know what, like, geo guessing is? So I just said," Uh, yeah, I guess I was careless. "And I was showing around the house, and they figured out where it was. I mean, I did show the Amazon parcel address, but by then, it was already too late, so I just gave up. No, I didn't give out. Yeah, I gave out the address after I already got doxxed. I didn't get doxxed because I gave it out.

All I did was show the inside like that and people found out where I lived. And then once it was already too late, I just though, oh, whatever. I'll show the address then if people wanna send me stuff. Yeah, I mean, what's the point being careful with my place if I've already gotten doxxed? If I already got doxxed, why would I not be careless? It doesn't matter anymore because I already got doxxed. I feel like we're missing something in this exchange. Like, you're not getting it. Yeah, I showed... I've said this, like, five fucking times now. I showed the addresses because I already got doxxed. There's no point trying to keep it a secret anymore. How is that hard to understand?

Keep repeating the same fucking thing over and over again, pissing me off now. If I'm already doxxed, why does it matter? Oh, God. Why do I have to say the same fucking thing 10 times before you get it? This is what pisses me off about you guys. Like you, you're thick or something. I s - repeat the same fucking thing five times. Oh, God. How many fucking times do I have to repeat it? Don't make me repeat the same fucking thing over and over. It pisses me off. Oh, God. She said, "What is this stupid knocks valid? Would you judge me if I said sweet and sour?" Uh, I said, "What's your favorite pot noodle?" I gotta try and be weird. She seems like she likes weird people, so I got to not act normal. Uh, hmm.

That's pretty good. Sweet and sour sounds like you, but I don't even know how. <laugh> Yeah, beef and tomato describes me because I'm beefy and tomato-y. Using pot noodle to flirt is kind of cringe. Would you judge me if I said sweet and sour? Maybe we can mix our flavors together. <laugh> No, I need to move on from this pot noodle thing. Well, I could use it as a date invite. No, it sounds great. Well, you should come over to taste my beef. No, that's fine. I love it a bit. I love... I love it. I love it a bit sweet and sour.

I love it when it tastes a little sweet and sour. Is that what it tastes like down there? Oh, God. Would you let me fork your noodle? <laugh> No, it sounds great. How often do you do weed? I think it would be kind of cool to get, like, a girlfriend who does weed, and then we just do weed and fuck each other's brains out. <laugh> Ever since I got high and had sex, I've been dying to do it again. If she says not that often, or, I mean, whatever she says, I can just follow up and say, "We sh - we should do it together sometime and then do wink. Do girls also... When girls get high, does sex feel really good for girls too? Or is that just a guy thing?" No, I don't do weed, but it does make the sex feel really good.

I... Sometimes I also do the weed thing. <laugh> Yeah, I only did it once in Thailand, and then in Netherlands, I had the space brownie. Yeah, I hated it until it wore off, and then afterwards, you get the enhanced feelings of sex and food. Food also tastes really good when you're high. I gotta get her WhatsApp quick before I get banned again. What about sex on nicotine? Is that good? I can get back on dating apps if I just use a new phone, new number, new pics, but I usually get banned again within a few weeks.

No, I don't just care about sex and free rent. I wanna find a girl that I find attractive and be her girlfriend. I don't know why it takes a couple weeks. That's usually how long. My dream is having sex with a girl I find attractive, not just with any random person. Yeah, I want someone nice and sweet and laughs at my goofiness instead of finding it annoying. I wanna just feel comfortable around her and not have to put up a forcade, and she finds my weirdness funny. Wow, she said most evenings. Does that bother you?

Damn, she does weed most evenings. That's kinda hot. Not at all. We should do it together sometime. Wink. Damn, she's gonna be high as fucking horny every night. You should see a profile pic. Like her hair's a mess. It looks like Venus. I've gotta get a WhatsApp. She sounds freaky. After her next reply, I'm gonna, I'm gonna launch the WhatsApp invite. I want like a high on weed all the time, horny as fuck, hairy, pussy girlfriend. And then I fuck our brains out every night. You won't see me streaming anymore. <laugh> Goodbye, kick money. I'm fucking my brains out.

Money always takes second place to the poos. She's gonna ask me if I do it. I'll be like, "No, but I'll inhale your fumes." I'll just say no, but I used to do it in Thailand. I've gotta get her WhatsApp. Come on, I'll reply faster. I gotta go for the WhatsApp. She hearted it and then said, "How often do you smoke it?" Oh, yeah, all the time. I haven't smoked recently, but I did when I was in Thailand. Can I... Do you have WhatsApp? God. Give me the fucking WhatsApp. I'm going in for the homing missile heat seeker.

I don't wanna say that I barely ever did it. Oh yeah, I did it all the time. <laugh> I do the weed all the time, babes. Yeah, I'm just scared. I'm getting banned off the app. Like I, I got banned before I got Gamer Girl two's number. Gamer Girl two was annoying because she was very cautious. Didn't wanna go on a beach date either. Hiking boots over hills any damn happiest on a mountain trail. Go for a drink. In Bristol, ugh. She didn't respond to the we should do it together sometime. She's put the heart emoji.

Uh, there's so many freaky girls out there, but how'd you meet them? There's like so many freaky girls out there, probably licking nuts and anus. And do all these wild things, but the trick is finding them. And it's hard when you don't have a job, you don't have friends and you don't go out to bars or anything. And you ju - you're surrounded by boomer towns where it's just like old people with pharma markets. Come on, fucking reply. It's so annoying because I feel like Devin could be way more fun if I could find some girls. I keep, I could easily find girls if I didn't keep getting fucking banned on these stupid fucking apps.

If I didn't keep getting bad, I would eventually match some freaky girls. Why are they so scared of exchanging numbers? Just block me if you don't like me. What am I gonna do with your number? Plymouth's new 20 miles per hour speed camera's not turned on for the past two months. <laugh> Imagine you're scared of these speed cameras and they're not even turned on. Come on, where's the reply? Get my underwear. I need toilet. And then exercise. Toilet exercise. I got her WhatsApp. <laugh> Girl number four. Weed girl. <laugh> Can't buy me now. I got her WhatsApp. Suck it. I'm not losing this one.

We got Gamer Girl one, Spanish girl and weed girl. She does weed every day. She definitely fucks. I'm gonna have sex with the weed girl. So I said, I did it in Thailand last year and she said, uh, your... I forgot what she said. She said, "What's your go-to munchies?" <laugh> I don't know. I did it once. I probably had a burger or something. I got the weed girl's number. Do you think weed girl has like bad impulse control? That could suppose well for me. Yeah, I should have said her asshole. <laugh> She said, "Hopefully the food will be the only thing fried." <laugh> What should I say?

Um... She's teasing me. I also asked her. I hate it when I, I don't ask her a question, but I don't know what else to say. Yeah. Okay. I got her WhatsApp, so no rush. I locked her in, kind of. The stupid phone's still overheated. I can't open the split app. That's so dumb. Won't let me open pop up. Stupid thing. Why is it so hot? Isn't there like a low power mode? Low power. Pow- power saving. Maybe she's high now. Ooh, she's asking me for a date. She said marijuana and munchies date. Is that a joke or real? She says she likes the texture of dried fruit. Is it a banana?

Is it marijuana and munchies date? Sure. Your place or mine? Texture is very important. Dried banana. Damn, she wants to do marijuana munchies date already. I'm gonna nut her brains out. I mean, you're not gonna do marijuana outside, are you? Or do you? Like in a park, that's kinda weird because you, you're kind of vulnerable. What's a panty? I bring pot noodle. What's pansexual? Attracted to people regardless of their sexual gender. So how's that different to bisexual? Bisexuality is attraction to two or more genders. Pansexual is an attraction to someone without a regard for their gender.

I don't get it. Well, I'm definitely not pansexual because I'm only attracted to someone if they look like a girl. If they don't look like a girl, I would not be attracted. Although I guess it bodes well in my favor if she doesn't, she's not attracted to only men, males, because I don't exactly look very male. She said definitely not mine. Shitty circumstances meant I had to move back in with the parents. Will she come to my place then? Or are we going somewhere else? I, or maybe go to like a bar where you do it.

I play Mario Kart. Well, sometimes. Why are they all game? I wonder what the shitty circumstances are. Oh my God. She lives fucking far. It would be like a four hour drive to go pick her up and bring her back here. Maybe she's moved in with me. One bang and I'm stuck with a high all the time weed girl. Could be worse. Why does she think I'm in Kent? Shit. It says my location is Kent. What? Why does it say that? How do I change it? Well, but I put my neighborhood as Chitterton. That's weird.

Maybe I get her to come tomorrow. I'll go on the date with Gamer Girl and then I get wee girl to come over. Oh, I can't. Oh my God. I gotta drive there and charge and drive home and then drive her back and then drive back here. Oh my God. I should send her a picture of how beautiful. Uh, what about the one with my feet? That's my feet. If she likes weird, I need to crank up the weirdness. Oh, no. How my kick money's gonna go down. I've got too many girls. Maybe it's a good thing I keep getting banned. Otherwise, I'll have like 20 girls on rotation. I won't make any money. I'll be date, have dates every single day.

She's not fat either. 28, five seven, white. Take her to Kit Hill, we get stoned and we're fucking a bush. Thailand, offer the menu. Don't tell AJ. The Bud Beach. Yeah, her WhatsApp pic does kind of look different to a dating profile pic. But as long as she's not too fat and doesn't have, like, weird things on her body, like, unknown, like rashes and lesions. Last day wasn't fat either. Yeah, but her face was weird. Well, the face looks bad. Okay, that's slow. Yeah, I banned TB, because he came back, and then he started telling everyone they should stop watching my stream.

He said you guys should all find better things to do. How about shut up? Trying to sabotage my online income. My streams are great, relaxing, fun. He's the only one who gets all depressed watching it too much. I know what he's talking about. We're all having a great time, aren't we? My stream doesn't make people depressed. He made himself depressed. Don't blame my stream. I'm great company. Oh God, my income's gonna tank with all these dates. Just having one girl is enough to tank your income. If I got three girls on the go, oh God, I'm barely gonna be able to stream anymore.

My streaming time's gonna be slashed in half, probably. I'll be making probably two to three K a month, not 5K a month. Ah, sometimes my ability to get girls easily does make me poor. Just couldn't stay single, could you? Maybe I can torpedo this one. Up the bum. Well, if I got fun things to talk about, maybe the view count will go up. I just, I don't know what you think makes more money. Longer stream, but lower numbers, or shorter stream, but higher viewers. She's not gonna be impressed if I go pick her up and then I'm like, "Okay, we've gotta spend 40 minutes at the charger now." <laugh> Oh God, sometimes EVs are so lame.

Just go and sit here for half an hour whilst we wait. I probably get their charge and then say I'm here. Imagine I go pick her up and she looks terrible and now, and now I gotta bring her back to my house. And now she's like stuck here overnight. Well, if I turn the lights off and I get higher, I could probably bang anything. I could probably bang you. There's a place called Chew Magna. Chew Magna, like C-H-E-W. That's so weird. No, I didn't sell the car. I didn't post it either. I love chewing magma.

Know of any cool caves. Does she wanna fucking a cave? Uh... I haven't found any caves yet. Do you like caves? I have never really seen a cave. Doing in a cave sounds kind of uncomfortable. Oh God, I really hope she doesn't live in Bristol. Should I ask her, show me your feet? How'd you reply? You have feet. Yeah, I'll show you. Yeah, you can see them. No. You have feet. You can see them in real life, maybe. Where's that smirky emoji? You can see them in real life soon. <laugh> Feet riz. I've got the feet riz and the pot noodle ribs.

She might be high now. Unless she's grossed out by feet, then I messed up. I go on a date tomorrow and then I pick up weed girl afterwards. How about that? My poor car is gonna get exhausted. She's probably highing out. Goddamn EV. It's gonna cost, it'll cost me, oh, probably 30 pounds. Drive there and back. No, it'd cost more because if I get there, I'll nearly have no battery. I'd have to charge publicly. Don't her parents get pissed if she's like doing weed. All these girls living with their parents. Indian girls saying. I said to Indian girl, how come you moved back on your parents? She said she broke up with her ex. I wonder what these shitty life circumstances are. This one probably also broke up with her ex. Girls only move back in their parents when they break up with their ex or come back from another country.

Most girls don't go living in another country.

Well, if I vomit all over her. Oh, I got another match. Damn. This one, Bristol. Tattoos. Oh my God. But she looks Asian. I can't tell if she looks Asian or like black mixed, like a bit of both. She got like a tattoo all over her arm, like Aztec style. Watching someone else play video games, her favorite thing to do. I said, "I play Mario Kart World." She said, "We definitely need to play that stoned. I'd be playing with something else if we were stoned." Like a bummer. Maybe I should trim my pubes. I don't know if she has no cart. If she has a car, that'd be great.

But usually if they live with their parents, they live in a city, there's a good chance they don't have a car because they're broke, aren't they? That's why they're living with their parents. If they're broke, they might not have a car. Yeah, I should ask, do you drive? That'll be my next question. After, do you like caves? Boring cave. I'll take you to the cave. We get naked in the cave and then the tide comes in and we're stuck. All you can do is bang. Like that scene in Game of Thrones, when they lock that big tall black man in with the slave girl who betrayed De Niris, do you think they just banged in there until they starved to death? The big guy probably ate her. Do you remember the scene? She... De Niris locks this big, bold, black guy with this slave girl into this chamber.

I always wondered what did they do? I was thinking they just fuck, and then the guy kills the girl and eats her to survive, and then he eventually starves as well. What Bong Bong testifying against Johnny Somali? Really? Oh yeah, she's Korean and it's in Korea. Is it gonna be on stream? Didn't Bong Bong also file a police report against homeless. What did he do? I remember there was a clip homeless asked her if she wanted to have sex. I do not wanna get involved with these people. She said, "I like exploring general, but feel drawn to caves for some reason.

Mm, she's switching the topic from weed and getting stoned. Okay. What's your favorite thing that you found spontaneously while walking? <laugh> We could definitely explore some caves together. I mean, it's true, but it also sounds like an innuendo. You can explore my cave. <laugh> No, she's 28. Um, what's your favorite thing you found spontaneously? Oh, the bullets. I found some, um, bullet casings on the mores after the army were training there, and I found a shirt covered in slime. Was that hmm emoji? I didn't take a, I didn't take a picture of the bullets. I said I was gonna screenshot the video.

Did I do that stream on the flip or did I not buy the flip yet? I think I had the flip already. I should've taken a picture. Uh, I don't wanna send this picture of the booger on the t-shirt. What else did I find on my travels? Do you drive? Would be really nice if she drives and could drive here. Yeah, but then she's gotta pay petrol. Petrol will be like 50 pounds, I reckon, for that distance. Two hours here and two hours back. That must be about 40 pounds. I said, "You can see my feet real soon." She said, "Such an honor." <laugh> I don't know why I said that.

'Cause I took a picture of my feet and she said, "Wow, you have feet." I said, "You can see that was weird." All these girls broke living with their parents in no cart. I've been going on about how I wanna have high sex again for ages. Maybe I will get a new cart, one that can do 400 miles without taking hours to charge. I charged from about... I think I started at 20%, ended at 75%. It took about 15 minutes. So that's 50% charge, isn't it? Half an hour would charge it nearly fully. You end up having to memorize where all the chargers are. I like the Tesla supercharger and lift them.

Uh, the other one is in Exeter. I don't... I think there's one near Bristol as well. I've gotta find some DJ girls, whether they hang out like Shisha bars or something, like hipster bars where it's all dark and gloomy and they play reggae and they got tattoos. I just stand at the bar. I need like a freaky girlfriend, not one of these normie girls. Would I date a child who has kids, smokes weed, benefits? No. No way. But this one looks nice because she... I don't think she's got tattoos and she's not covered in piercings. I hate all the face piece - piercings, like lip and nose and all that. Noses... I mean, the post girl this morning, she was fucking hot. She had a nose ring.

Did you hear me? I said hello to her. I couldn't not look. All the post women are like middle-aged women usually. She looks young, like 20, mid - 20s. I really don't like the face piercings. Tattoos, I'm not really a fan either. What did I do today? I went to the beach. Had fun in the sea. The good thing about drug girls is not that... I don't like that they do drugs, but they make bad decisions, which is what I'm all about. Someone who's extremely cautious and very, like, sharp-eyed. Ew, tough cookie to crack. 'Cause they'll be looking out for red flags everywhere. They'll be asking these questions and doing shit tests. Why this and why that?

I like impulsive girls with bad impulse control and make bad decisions. Like let me nut in them. <laugh> Imagine I'm trying to inhale it and I just keep coughing all the time. She's replying kind of slow. Maybe she's stoned out of her mind. No, I would not date heroin addict. That's why I was scared of Crips. Fentanyl is no joke. That stuff's scary. Like that scene in Breaking Bad when Jesse falls in love with that drug girl, and then she suffocates from her vomit. That, that would be tragic. And then Walter just watched and let her die. That was cold. Poor Jesse. He just took ow after L in that series.

Jesse just never had any wins, and then he got chained up. Surprised that Todd guy didn't bump him. That Todd guy looks so creepy. Like, he's... I don't know. Like, he just seems like a robot, like an alien. Psycho. Like, dead, dead inside kind of eyes. I guess you would have to be dead inside to do the stuff he did. Jesse was too soft for the underworld. Wasn't he dating that single mother as well for Latino? They should do another series where Jesse's older and he's living in Alaska. But Alaska's boring. It's just snow. Come on, why is she so slow replying? Better not be chatting to other guys, but lock her in quick.

She also says she's spiritual. I kind of like the hippie types. Spiritual hippie types. Happy-go-lucky. I like those types. I don't like super serious people. Boring. Market did not rip all day. My long is down 30 pounds. Is it because it's Friday? Uh, now we'll go on that date tomorrow with Gaber Girl. Maybe I can date Gamer Girl and Weed Girl at the same time. I'm all in on Weed Girl now. Oh, when's the Trump meeting? Maybe Market's gonna rip. They're gonna announce a ceasefire. Ceasefire announced, market rips. I just don't like it when they start talking about ayahuasca and they say, "I wanna go South America, do Ayahuasca." And they say, and they say, "Come with me." And I say, "No." And then they go, "Oh, you're boring." "No, I just don't wanna go to a stupid jungle in South Af - South America and get chopped up.

People have died doing that. People have died going to South America and doing Ayahuasca. That stuff's scary. I would never wanna do that.

"She said," Was the slime black? ""No, it was green." <laugh> This is disgusting. This is not... Why did I bring up the slime? I drive too. I need to change the topic. She says, "Yeah, I do. Yeah, but do you have a car? Um, would you drive to mine or I can pick you up? I gotta trim my pubes. After I use the hair removal cream, I just let it grow. Yeah, I could offer to pay for petrol. Or maybe she wants to go on a date first. Yeah, well, she, she did say marijuana and munchies date. You can't really do that outside, can you?

The hair remov- removal cream smelled like egg. It was like weird, um, was sulfur kind of smell. And then it made my ball sack area look like a plucked raw chicken. Did not look good. <laugh> It looked way better when the hair started growing back in a bit. It's like a beard and you shave it all off, it looks weird. You need a little bit. Problem is I don't have a TV. Well, we gonna watch. I bring that monitor. Maybe the monitor was a sign. 'Cause I said I'm not gonna get a monitor or screen unless I got a girlfriend, did I? I was only gonna get one because I though Cript was coming and then she didn't come, so I decided not to get one. And, but then I got one anyway. But that one's kinda small.

She takes so long to reply. I've got loads of socks. Cripped bought me a whole pack. Cript bought me underwear and socks, remember? No, don't send me stuff. Shouldn't have given out my address. Crip said she bought me another gift when the moon thing happened and I said I'm not gonna meet Cript. She said, "Oh, damn, what am I gonna do with this gift I bought him?" What did she buy? Like, weird gay sex toy or something. Let's see if she wants me to pick her up or she'd be happy to drive there, because it would be silly if I pick her up because I would go there, come back, and then drop her off and go there and come back again. Whereas if she drove here herself, she only has to come here and go back.

She's typing. Well, she, what if I give her the money and she ghost me? Hm. She says she doesn't mind driving. Says, "Do you still have the casings?" Um, what should I say now? Should I ask when she wants to come? Tonight. Mm-mm. Fuck. If she comes tonight, I mean, it's Friday night, but I've got a date tomorrow. Fuck it, girl. When do you wanna come? I'm coming now. Dammit, I should've taken a casing. I could've shown her it. Oh, I knew I should've taken one of the casings. No, I decided not to take any.

But wish I did. I really should've taken one of the casings. It would've been an interesting thing to talk about. I could bring it on dates. Oh, I put it around my neck on a string. <laugh> Part one. One, Solidstake spent his childhood being raised by a number of different foster parents in the US before joining the military - Why does he wear a bandana?... Kept strictly confidential as a metro of. Why do I kind of like the art style of the first game? I don't know, like, it's got this charming look. The Japanese versions even share the same faces. Three, Nistachio was originally supposed to have a bigger role in MTS, however, her being more of an addition was complicating the story to. I like the pixelated code. If they're not careful. Four, Colonel Campbell initially served in the Marines, specialized... How are the voice access for all the characters so good?.

I think only the first game is nostalgic for me, and second game, maybe. When you meet with Meryl, if you call Mae Ling or - I don't care. I wanna hear Snake talk. This is Snake. Colonel, can you hear me? Loud and clear. What's the situation, Snake? Looks like the elevator in the back is the only way up, just as I expected. This is Snake. I don't know why the voice acting combined with the green of the Kodek and, like, the anime avatars look so cool. And Snake is popular's camera. <laugh> Nice to meet you, Snake. It's an honor to speak to a, a living legend like yourself.

What's wrong? Nothing. I just didn't expect a world-class designer of military technology to be so cute. <laugh> You're just flattering me. No, I'm serious. Well, I know I won't be bored for the next 18 hours. Come on. I can't believe I'm being hit on by the famous solid snake. But, uh, I'm surprised. You're very frank for a train killer. Looks like we both have a lot to learn about each other. Yeah. Each other. I'm looking forward to learning about the man behind us. His voice is so funny. Nice. Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around. Well, that's not wrong. This is what happens if you... We're amazed by how many people do not... It's a cart you're paying.

A sad story. We shouldn't have turned our backs on the Kurds after the Gulf War. Listen, we're not responsible for her choices. Everyone decides their own fate, no matter where they were born. Words like fate, karma. It's just an excuse for giving up if you ask me. I don't agree with you. Have you got an opinion every - If she hadn't been born on a battlefield, she might have had a happier, more fulfilling life. She might not have turned into a killer. Well, these lines are great. She said, "Are weekends easier for you?" Um, um, any time's fine, really.

My... I can choose when I work. I said I didn't take the bullet casings. She said, "We'll have to find something else interesting for you to keep. Yeah, like your underwear. We can exchange each other's dirty underwear. When's good for you? To find something interesting for you to keep. Maybe you can help me find something. Maybe you can leave me with something when you go, like, herpes. Like, maybe you can... Maybe you can help me find... What should I say? She's, like, subtly flirting, but I don't know what to say to her. We'll have to find something else interesting for you to keep.

Maybe I keep you a little bit strong. Maybe I keep you in my bed, and I steal your panties. It's so nice I already had dinner. Now I don't have to worry about making it. It's horrible when it get late, gets late and you're tired, and now you gotta make dinner from scratch. Mm-hmm. Damn, she though I lived in Kent and she was still willing to chat with me. Kent would've been so far. How do you know she's real? I don't know. Intuition? Baby, I get her. Where does she live? Near Bristol. I don't want a chav. I just think I wanna chab.

It's not like you, snake. Master, what is it? Sorry for eavesdropping, but I just couldn't listen anymore. Master. Snake. Master. How does he talk like that? It's only natural. Master. You can't keep attacking yourself for things that happened in the past. That road leads to madness. Believe me. That was too close, Snake. Yeah, that was quite a surprise, all right. Hiding a bomb in your items. That's a despicable act. He should never... Well, and forget it. You better hurry to the underground base. You're almost out of time. A native Alaskan American, huh? Probably Athapasca. They're originally from the same tribe as the Apaches and Navajos of New Mexico. Anthropologically, they don't related to the Japanese. There are even linguistic similarities between Athapascan languages and ancient Japanese. Really? You and he probably shared many of the same ancestors. Yeah, I feel like playing out with your sonic now.

I was part Japanese.

Is snake part Japanese? Hurry to the control room. That's the last key. Master, I've never heard you so excited. Booking an apartment with good Master. Thank you, snake. Now the detonation code is completed. Nothing can stop metal gear now. Master, what's going on? You found the key and even activated the warhead for us too. I really must express my gratitude. Sorry to have involved you in that silly shape memory alloy business. What are you talking about? We weren't able to learn the DARPA chief's code. Even with Manta's psychic powers, he couldn't read his mind. Then Ocelot accidentally killed him during the interrogation. In other words, we weren't able to launch the nuclear device and we were all getting a little worried. Without the threat of a nuclear drive, my assets would never be met. What do you mean? Without the detonation codes, we had to find some other way.

That's when we decided you might prove useful Snake. What? First, I though we might get the information from you, Snake, so I had Decoy Octopus disguise himself as the DARPA chief. Unfortunately, Octopus didn't survive the, the encounter, thanks to Fox Dye. You mean you had this plan from the beginning just to get me to input the detonation code? Huh?

You didn't think you made it this far by yourself, did you? Who the hell are you? In any case, the launch preparations are complete. Once the world glimpses the power of this weapon, the White House will have... Oh my God. What? Mid-September. Uh, what the fuck? You don't have weekends off. Uh, how the fuck can people not be free until a whole month? Uh, five fucking weeks. No, four weeks. Oh, for God's sake. Uh, is it because it's summer holiday? Surely you got weekends off. You can't be working seven days a week. Oh, suddenly I just got sinking feeling in my chest.

Who is me thinking she's gonna say tonight? What the fuck kind of jobs do people have where they can't even... Oh. Just come now, for fuck's sake. How the hell can you not have any time free for a whole month? Snake, there's something I forgot to tell you before. What? There were five stealth camouflage prototypes in my lap. She said because of summer holiday. Um, mid-September. Oh my God. Oh, okay. Got big events in September. I can wait. Just a shame. Summer will nearly be over when we meet. Oh, so disappointing. Goddamn people in their goddamn jobs.

She also says a hella. I though that's American. Hella busy. Oh my God, I'm fucking annoying. Anything could happen in four weeks. You could find a new guy or I find a new girl. Well, I'm in Thailand, I don't know, mid-September. And then what am I supposed to do? Text her every day until then. Stupid summer holidays. Why the fuck are summer holidays so fucking long? Two months. Stupid kids go back to fucking school. Ridiculous two month holiday. No wonder this country's falling apart. Stupid dumb kids messing about for two months, not studying. Summer holidays from what? July until September. That's insane. Japanese kids be going to school six days a week, ruining us adults' lives.

Summer holidays is such a piss take. What kind of stupid job? She says she works like six days a week with the odd one day off here and there. Well, come on the day off then. Why can't she come on the one day off? I can't ask her that or tell her that, can I? She'll just be like, "Oh, I'm too exhausted." 'Cause then she'll have to come over straight after work. Yeah, is it six weeks? She said autumn is better anyway. Got the odd day off here and there. Uh, if you're too busy, then why bother going on a dating app?

Oh God, I'm so bummed out now. Now I sit around until mid-September. I'm never gonna get to Thailand. Never gonna get to Thailand, am I? I said, "When do you wanna come?" She said, "Are weekends easier for you?" I wasn't expecting it to be weekends next month. Mid-September. People in their stupid jobs. I dated a lady boy in Thailand. She took Viagra. Jesus. Uh, women too busy with work are the worst. I'd rather have a girl who doesn't have a job. <foreign>. Remedy helps you be there even when you don't. Snake, great job. You stopped metal gear. No, it's not time to celebrate yet. I can't move. Snake, can you turn your neck? Take a look around.

Snake, can you turn your neck? Take a look around. Meiling, I don't think I can go through all that again. Please save the mission. Okay, Snake. I'll take care of it. Snake. You killed Wolf? Yeah. What's the problem? I find it like strange ASMR listening to these Kodak calls. That weird static kind of sound. That's so disappointing. A month. Oh, God. You'll have to destroy that Heinz snake. Use your ear Snake. You should be able to tell where he's coming from by the sound of his rotor blades. Huh? Snake, you're not using a stereo TV. It can't be. A mono TV. Well, Colonel, there's nothing we can do about it. I guess you're right. Snake, don't worry about it. There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television. You can do it just the way you are. Mono TV.

Fed up trying to find the best deals on taxis. You need Mini Cabin, the UK's best ca - Snake does an old Chinese saying, "A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar." Einstein said it another way. He said that only a life lived for others is worth living. That's why I entered MIT instead of Princeton or Vassar like my friends. I wanted to do applied physics, not just a theoretical stuff. I wanted to make things for people. The solar con radar system or the Kodek system. I just wanted to make something that would be useful for people. I think that it was the same for Dr. Emrick too, but he was used like a tool. Used to make a horrible killing machine. Maybe it would be better if engineers like us just stop making things. I don't know.

You. No, you're wrong. There's at least one person whose life has gotten better as a result of your inventions. Me. Hm? Without the Kodek, I wouldn't be able to talk to you like this. Thanks, Nick. Uh, I'm so bummed out now. I though she would come this weekend or tomorrow night or something. A month. And if she works near Bristol, then it's not like she could live here because then she'd have to drive two hours to work every time. So either she'd have to quit her job, which I doubt she would, or I've got a move close to her. <laugh> Why can't people just live near, nearby?

It seems like it just wouldn't work. Because she could come over for the weekend, but then what? Longer, thinking longer term. She couldn't live here. She'd do a two-hour commute. Or is it one and a half hours? No one's gonna do that. I mean, faster than it. That's the problem with the younger people. They gotta get jobs around cities, so they end up living either in the city or around it. I live in the middle of nowhere where it's just old people or people who are already married. This is why no people who are young live in the middle of nowhere. This is the reason.

People are chained to their jobs, otherwise they can't survive, even if it's really nice here, and they need to make money. They all live so far away, either Plymouth or Exeter or Bristol. And I'm equally far away from all of them, because I'm right in the middle of the triangle. I know that post girl where she lives, because she works around here. If you want to live here, you could work at the pub, be a driver, or in one of the towns like Tavistock, Tavistock Callington or Lawrenceton. Not a lot of job opportunities. I don't know. I found a job in Tavistock. It was, uh, for the Gourmet Burger Company as a driver, but I didn't reply to them. They asked me if I was still looking for a job.

They give you one of those black and white striped gourmet burger cars, or you can drive your own, I think. I'm so bummed out now. I feel depressed now. Is she really gonna make me wait a month? Uh, a month? I want it now. Yeah, I've got a date tomorrow. But I like weed girl more. Remember I shot where she works. Surprised bought you dried fruit. I like weed girl because she's weird. Why does she take like 15 minutes to reply? Weed girl high again. Stupid idiots put ads on these Kodek clips. Oh, it's so simple.

It's also important to be able to control your bodily functions. You never know when a long demo is about to begin, so make sure you're prepared to sit in front of the monitor for a long time if necessary. It's never a good idea to fight on too full of stomach. It'll make you low-key. Maybe it's sleepy. Logi, what's that? You should wait 30 minutes after eating before you play. Soldiers that have been forged in the fires of battle. I don't like this guy's voice. I like liquid snake's voice. I mean, the good thing about when they're high is you don't have to worry about having a proper conversation, you can just be silly.

Colonel. Damn this stupid fake one. I stop trying to be funny. I just wanna see the clip. Why is it so hard to find Kodek clips that are good? All Kodek calls, one hour. There's a snake. Konel, can you hear me? Loud and clear. What's the situation snake? When, when you were a 10-year-old kid, this sounded so cool. The music, the voices - elevator to the surface, but make sure nobody sees you. The way it looks is really cool as well. The frequency is 140.85. When you wanna use the codec, push the select button. Now remember this came out when I was in plaing school. The codec will beep. When you hear that noise, press the select button. The Kodex receiver directly stimulates the small bones of your ear. No one but you... Excellent snake. Age has to slow you down one bit. How's that sneaking suit working out?

I'm nice and dry, but it's a little hard to move. Bear with it. It's designed to prevent hypothermia. This is Alaska, you know. Take it easy, I'm grateful. If it weren't for your suit and your shot, I would've turned into a popsicle out there. An anti-freezing peptide snake. All of the genome soldiers in this exercise are using it. I see.

Oh, they got Halo suits in Fortnite now. Oh, dismantled warhead. That game's just going through every franchise. The warheads, they just leave them here. It's like President Baker said, totally careless. They're working on a limited budget. They try to put on a pretty face for the... Colonel, I'm sorry. Listen to me. I wasn't able to protect her. Snake, she's a soldier. I used to find it already boring when I was a kid. I just wanted to do the fighting. She said she doesn't cope well with the heat, especially when it's muggy. Just 25 degrees in English, people melt.

I wouldn't want you all sweaty. She doesn't look big unless the pictures are old and she gained weight. Uh, it has been pretty hot recently. Um, I don't know, I feel bummed out now. I guess I keep chatting. Um, I don't know what to say now. The momentum's dead. I could ask her about her job. It won't be free until mid-September, but she has days off here and there. Why not just come on the day off? Maybe she wants to spend the whole weekend here or something. Well, I know what job she does because it says in the profile, but I don't really want to talk about jobs.

So you, so you'll have weekends off in September. I don't know. I've got to let go of this whole when your days off thing. The sound too whiny. Mid-September, I can't believe it. Just come now. What a bummer. Should be allowed to make someone work six days a week. What about Spanish girl? She said won't be free until after the 15th, but she doesn't even reply to me. She's probably work tomorrow morning. Imagine I go on a date with another girl and I go to the place where she works. That would be awkward. If you work a lot means you can stream a lot.

Yeah. But it makes regular banging hard if they live far away. I mean, if she lived close by, it'd be fine, but she probably doesn't want to drive an hour and a half after work as well. I said I've booked a week off as soon as the event is over. Nice. We'll have plenty of time then. Assuming she's gonna spend the whole week with me, that's a bit too much. Imagine she stays for a week. A week of kicking come gone. Thousand pounds gone for a week of shagging. Money and girls really don't go together well, do they? It's either one or the other.

I'm not gonna nut my brains out for summer. So close. That young blood guy, I don't know, he's really annoying. His mouth is so big and he looks so stupid. He looks so weird, I can't stop looking at him. How are you all? His voice is annoying as well. In conversation, you're dom. Yeah, uh, yeah Dom, don't call me Dominic. My mom calls me now when I'm naughty. Okay. Sounds almost as bad as Sam Pepper. <laugh> Well, you've been very good tonight, so - I've been very good, yea. And because that way, there must be... It must be nice back on the stage, but how weird to kind of summon up that energy for... I know, to be honest, I'm just like, I'm burning off my Christmas dinner. I'm like, whoa. Normally I do like two hours of that, but like I can't even get through two minutes.

<laugh> I'm sweating. And so that is from the album, uh, Weir. Here it is. Number one album. Mental. Number one album. Mental. I love your sleeping. Thank you, babe. Look at MJs, sick. Well, they all sitting so far away from each other. Like they're doing social distancing. It hurts a bit. I keep getting stabbed, do you? So if I'm falling asleep, you know what I mean? It'll wake me up. <laugh> And, and what was that like for you watching someone else before? Graham Norton hasn't aged at all. I'm so relieved. I've, I've got so nervous doing that. He looks the same always. I was a bit nervous. I was coming up. I was like, oh. Dreaming of an adult only...

Uh... Well, I guess you'll have a lot of time off after the holiday. I don't know why she doesn't wanna come on her one day off. Why not just come on the one day off? It's not that far. But I can't say that, can I? If she wants to come, she'll come. I can't whine, can I? I mean, it is two and a half hours away from Bristol. Ooh. If it was an hour and a half, maybe she would. Stupid Bristol. My expectations for tomorrow. I don't know. I don't even care anymore about tomorrow bummed out.

She always say it's my only day off, the only chance I get to do house chores or reading my book. And I won't have the energy. I need to rest all day. Be some stupid excuse like that. I can't go and see her because she lives with her parents. If I say I can get a hotel, it sounds too desperate. Well, I'm in such a rush. Well, at least I got a WhatsApp. Now she says, "What are we gonna do first?" Uh, I thought you said marijuana. Or does she want a real date? What are we gonna do first?

So you don't wanna c- come to my place first? Um... What are we gonna do first? Fuck. So what? She wants to meet outside first. Do you want to meet outside first before coming over? <laugh> What are we gonna do first? Get naked in the conservatory. Uh, please don't say cafe or coffee shop. Please, no. At least I don't have to go into Plymouth. Hate Plymouth. Market didn't rip. Why Market not rip? Kim sounds a bit skanky. She cheats on Ice. Why would you wanna date a girl who just cheats? And then messages people like Sam Pepper about all your drama. That sounds horrible.

Imagine your girlfriend texting Sam Pepper, telling him all your gossip. I'd be pissed. She's got a screw loose. What's wrong with my boy, Ice? Why is she going to cheat on him? He's crashing out hard. Well, Ice. Is he live? I don't know. It seems that Ice, being a pretty good boyfriend, hasn't cheated as far as I know, apart from when they're on a break. He's going through that horrible phase where, oh god, like you break up and then you feel like your whole world is over and you're just laying in bed hyperventilating now that you've got to survive without them.

Getting through that part is the worst, because you get so used to being with them and then now you gotta be alone. Ooh. I said, "Do you wanna meet outside first before coming over?" She said, "I don't know. Make it harder to harvest your kidneys. Yeah, it can do if you prefer. Itchy." Well, so she doesn't mind coming over. I don't mind if you wanna come over first and we do munchies. She thinks I wanna meet outside first. No, I'm just asking in case she wants to meet outside first. I think you're nice. Damn, she wants to come over straight away without having a date, like coffee shop me up.

I though that was, like, not serious when she said marijuana munchies date. I'll get you dried fruits. She's not gonna say banana, is she? <laugh> No, I won't let her do it in the house. Obviously, outside at Churchill, and then once she's stoned, I'll driver back. Definitely not in the house. I'll offer her my dried fruits. What does D-S-O-I? Don't D-S-O it, what do you mean? DSO, what does that mean? In the integral version of Metal Gear Solid, there are two hidden codec - But the Japanese version of Metal Gear Solid sucks. There's no way it's better than the English voice acting. Unfortunately - Imagine not having David Hater as the voice actor. The second one is 140.66, and... I wanna hear the Japanese version.

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Hm? <foreign>. <foreign>. I always always put my games into Japanese to learn it. <foreign>. I grew up with these games, not even knowing they were Japanese games. I just though it was American. I had, you know, Pokemon, Sonic, Melgate, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy. I had no idea these were Japanese games. I though it was American, because they had American voices. The Dubs are so good though. Even the theme tune for Pokemon is really good, but it's not the same in Japanese. It's rubbish in Japanese. She says, "I'll probably want a shower after driving a few hours, so yours first might be a good shout." Damn, weed girl's gonna be in the shower naked.

But I would like her sweaty. No, I don't want to be too creepy. That's a long drive. I wouldn't want you all sweaty. I couldn't help with the petrol. I, I don't mind. I don't mind helping with the petrol. Petrol costs... Wouldn't you all sweaty? <laugh> Wouldn't want you all sweaty. I hate it when you're saying something kind of embarrassing that you make a typo and it seems confusing. Really? You got a shower? Oh, I mean, you're not really gonna get all sweaty from driving two hours, are you? Probably want a shower after driving for a few hours.

And then I'll take her out to that pub that I saw earlier, the funny looking one. If you drive here, I'll do all the driving if we go out anywhere from mine. I drive my weed girl around. She, her armpits must smell like weed too. She does it a lot. I'm liking weed girl. She's got a car. She's willing to drive here. I take her to Kit Hill and we get stoned on weed on Kit Hill and then bring her back here. I didn't do my washing. Kit Hill gonna be Weed Hill soon. Having a girl take a shower in my shower is like a dream of mine.

See, that's what I don't know about Thailand. I feel like I can find what I want here with a bit of effort put into it. It's just that my fear is without dating apps, I can't find anyone. Not having dating apps to fall back on is gonna have to make me push myself out of my comfort zone. Dating apps really are like easy mode. But you don't get any growth with you. I don't have to like go to like seek out where they hang out. 'Cause I've already established a few things here, like having a car and a house. Leaving it all to go to Thailand, be like one step forwards, two steps back.

We need progress, not regress. Asia's always been like the easy option. But you trade off other things to get another thing. So you get the thing but then you lose all the other things in order to get it. Damn, I really am just eating one little date out. Well, I still have one dating app. No, I've got two dating apps left, but the other one's rubbish. Yeah, Crip, really annoying what Crips did. Really fucking wasted all our time and money. Your guys' money, not mine. She said it's all good. My car's really good on fuel anyway. Wow. Maybe she has an EV.

She said definitely a gentleman, her hat. I try sometimes. Okay, what else should I say? So with Establish she's gonna drive here. I don't have to pay for her petrol. I'll let her have a shower. Although it's kinda weird having a shower after driving. It's not like she ran here. Why do you need to have a shower after driving? My car's really good on fuel, on what car she got. Toyota Prius. That's what all the taxi drivers have. Don't let her have a shower. I don't want people to think like I'm not nice or I don't care or I'm like selfish because I do go out my way to like give Lyfts or pay for taxis.

I like to be fair. I paid 150 pounds for Mina's taxi to the airport. I'm like my mom, maybe I'm not very good at giving emotional caring, but I'm like good with financial caring, like making sure they got a taxi or making, making sure they're not paying more than I'm paying. I think maybe I get that from my mom. Transactional caring, but not good with like emotional. Too bad we don't live near each other. Ah, imagine if she was just 15 minutes away, it'd be amazing. Although if they live too near, I might accidentally bump into them at Kit Hill or someplace that I go to a lot. Imagine they see me walking around streaming. They'd be like, "What are you doing?" I'd say, "Oh, I'm on a video call with my mum on my cupcake." Maybe I take a picture of my cupcake.

It's got dried fruits in them. Cupcake's really good now. Spongy, firm. I'm a slow learner. If I put the weed in the cupcake, then it doesn't need to be smoked. <laugh> Yeah, imagine I pay 15K for a Thai visa and then suddenly, I know, I meet some girl local and I like her and I'm like, "Fuck, I just wasted 15K and sold my car." <laugh> Good thing I didn't sell my car. The smoking part, I hate it. It feels horrible. Prefer to eat it. Maybe I ask her, "Do you like smoking it or eating it?" Do you eat ass?

<foreign>. <foreign>. Snake's Japanese voice is really generic sounding. David Hates' voice is iconic sounding unique. It just sounds like any other anime character. <foreign>. Yeah. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. Is that how I say <foreign>? <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. I don't sound like they use jap and they got a zap sound in Japanese. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <laugh> They call the character deep throat. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. This is an ad on YouTube. <foreign>. <foreign>. I'm a refugee from Ukraine, and I'm glad I'm in the USA. I'm lonely and sad here. I want to find the love for life. <foreign>. <foreign>.

<foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. And then liquid snake, come on, he's got the coolest British accent in the English. What's he got in Japanese? Same generic Japanese voice. <foreign>. Where's liquid snake? Oh, there he is. <foreign>. <foreign>. He's got the same Japanese voice. <foreign>. It's so much better in English. <foreign>. <foreign>. They found the same. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. They always say it like that too. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. And what's going on about as well? They said that so many times in Naruto. "Fast game is actually. <foreign>. <foreign>. <foreign>. I wish my voice memory.

This is a boring anime when you watch it in Japanese. Liquid. <laugh> Liquid steak. In any case, have you heard from your friend, Kenoserge Golukovic, at the? Sounds so much better in English. He still has doubts about the ability of metal gear. He said we can talk after metal gear's test launches. A snake. Liquid. You're still alive. He just never died. He kept getting blown up and killed and kept coming back. Too bad. It looks like your revolution was a failure. Just because you destroyed metal gear doesn't mean I am done fighting, fighting. What are you really after? A world where warriors like us are honored as we once were, as we should be. As we should be. It was his dying wish. It was his dying wish. His intonation's so good. The world needed men like us. We were valued then. We were designed.

But things are different now. With all the lines and hypocrites running the world, war isn't what it used to be. We're losing our place in a world that no longer needs us. A world that now spurns our very existence. You should know that as well as I do. It's so good. Dinkson. What?

Have you ever heard of the asymmetry theory? Nature tends to favor asymmetry. Those species which have gone extinct all show signs of symmetry. The genome soldiers suffer from the same problem, signs of symmetry. So do I, as do you. That's right. We are all on the verge of death at the genetic level. We don't know when or what type of disease will occur. That's why we need the old man's genetic information. You want Big Boss's DNA so you can save your family? It's very touching. In nature, family members don't mate with each other and yet they help each other to survive. Do you know why? It increases the chance that their genes will be passed on to a new generation. Altruism among blood relatives is a response to natural selection. It's called the selfish gene theory. You're telling me that your genes are ordering you to save the genome soldiers?

You can't fight your genes. It's fate. All living things are born for the sole purpose of passing on their parents' genes. That's why I'll follow what my genes tell me. Who's the voice actor?

Imagine if it was Jeremy Irons who did scar. No way. Voice actor, liquid snake. Does a good David Hater impersonation. Cam Clark, never heard of him. Never heard of this guy. Oh, he's American. What? I never heard of an American who tells you a good British accent. He's American, really? Though he was British. He does sound a bit like Stewie from Family Guy sometimes. Dear brother, look at you working here at Master Miller's. Do you have a... What is his place? It's funny because when he does the accent, he looks British, but he's driving on the left side, so he's American.

Yeah, Americans think British accents are like evil sounding. You notice in a lot of Hollywood movies, they make the bad guy British. Like, um... I can't think of a single example. <laugh> What about Star Wars? Darth Vader sounded... No. James Earl Jones, or whatever his name is, was American too. But he sounded kind of British when he did Darth Vader. No, he looks British. Oh, talented. Tacos are us. <laugh> Anyway, this, this uniform thing. You, you have it very well, just like a big boy. And that, and that, that hat, what's that supposed to be? Such a taco on your head. Very jaunty. He's got a YouTube channel. No, no, no, no. I won't be eating. I've got more subs than him. 35K subs.

What's his normal voice like? Buy stocks and ETFs. Zero commission. Join over four million clients and trading 212. 212. Yeah, in Star Wars, the Imperial officers always had a British accent to make them sound evil. And then the good guys had American accents. I hear about this, this Florida man, this new villain. <laugh> He thinks he can steal my crown of infamy and villainy. Well, sir, the gauntlet has been thrown down. I have been handed just now, which I have not seen until just now, some of your most heinous crimes. Let's see who is the true king. Florida man throws pancake batter on...

Don't you know you can get the... I wonder how much he was paid for Liquid Snake. Couple hundred K? Jim Cummings. Not yet, Snake. It's not over yet. Did you like my sunglasses? Not yet, Snake. It's not over. Liquid Snake is not yet. What does he do? We need the poo. What about... I haven't heard him. What else is he in? What about David Hater? Oh, wow. He was Leonardo in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Liquid Snake. And served as Proderick's singing voice of Simba in Lion King two, really. He sings as well. He's gay. Survivor of HIV.

He's done a lot of work. Jesus, look at that. Aladin, what do you do? Man. Some man in Aladdin. Timone and Pumba, Simba speaking voice. That's so much work, Jesus. Star Wars: The Clone Wars. What about David Hater? He's Canadian. <laugh> It's kind of funny. He looks like a fruity snake. He was a bit like Snake, but fruitier. What about David Hater? Vinny, this is solid snake. I'm told that you play a lot of metal gear games and that you've developed a joke of telling Ryden in Snake's voice to squeeze your hog. Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.

Must be cool being a voice actor. Probably gets annoying if people keep telling you to do the voice. Do the voice, do the voice. Do I look older than when we started? Anyone mind if I look like this? Don't this, it's just you and I. Right. I wonder if there's normal voices like that. I think weed girl's gone to bed, not replying. I might go to bed soon as well. I've got to prepare for my date. Gamer girl. Metal gear. Big date. Tomorrow, I really think or hope it should be better than the Indian girl date.

I've got to practice how to get out of the date, end it after we've finished seeing everything. So, well, I guess we've seen everything. Well, I better head off home soon. Um, I need to feed my cat. Nice meeting you though. Oh God, it's so awkward trying to end the date. Well, so when, when do you, when are you thinking of heading home? So I better go home now. Oh, I've got to practice. Otherwise I just end up, I just, I end up sitting there dragging the whole day out until she says it. Well, I bet, well, well, I'm gonna start, well, well, I gotta go home now, but it was ever so nice seeing you. Thanks for coming out all this way.

And then I'm like, oh my fucking hell. So my whole face just drops. After doing the fake smiley face for hours, my face just goes back into dead face. Resting bitch face. I'll do my fake smiling face the whole day like this. Yeah, the car park being expense. Better leave, better go before the car park becomes insanely expensive. Well, once we've finished seeing everything at the place we're going, it's either go home or be like, go get something to eat. I don't know. I, I think it's best to just end it after seeing the thing. And if she's interested, she'd want to do a second date. You know, keep, keep it short, keep them clean. Don't need to drag it out.

You got to create scarcity. Don't make yourself too available. She's the problem I do with you guys is I'm too available. Back in the day, I spread my videos out. Like I spread my, ah. I used to spread my videos out. Didn't oversaturate my channel, didn't overstream, just like gave out a video here and now. Twice a week, made them good videos. People kept coming back for more. And then I broke my rule and I just streamed every day, all day, doing nothing, boring everyone off until my whole channel died. The thing that you should never do... Yeah, well, once you've run out of content and you don't know what else to do anyway, then you don't really have much choice. It's a great theory when you've got interesting content prepared and you've got loads of it to release it slowly.

And then eventually you just run out of stuff, don't you? You run out of material. Can't tell the same story over and over again. I did 12 hours, 40 minutes. Yeah, his advice was good. Mm, if you have content, if you don't have any content, then you don't really have much choice. You can't just not post anything. And streaming's a good source of income, especially with Super Chats and stuff. The problem with TK Sam is he never had any real content apart from like these random interviews with people that no one cared about. I remember he, he hung out with Max Mofo with a video. I don't know if he got views.

I don't know. Something was missing with his channel. I can't quite put my finger on it. He just didn't really get this sense of being part of his life. Maybe he kept a lot of things private. Does he still upload? I haven't even checked his channel in years. Oh yeah he does. I don't know Wyatt. And my channel's dead too. He seems to do React stuff now where he sits in the corner with the green screen. Why doesn't he just do Kik and livestream? He'd probably be a better live streamer than a video maker because he's not scared of talking to people.

He should just go around Tokyo and stream or interview random people in the street like that. Those other people do. His highest view video was young Japanese lesbians kissing and Japanese toilet. He took down the GoPro one. What happened to that black guy who was really good at Japanese? Let's give me a break man up too. Is he not doing Johnny's Somali stuff? I feel like he would do well doing that. His channel's dead too. Everyone's channel's dead. Didn't he get threatened with lawsuit from the sushi place? <laugh> Stupid Japanese companies. It's free advertisement. No one in the video was upset either. They all look happy to, to see the camera. And they also stopped doing the conveyor belt thing for a while because people were saying it was unhygienic. Are they doing it again? Well, I'm going to bed... I've got to keep the weed girl keen for the next four weeks.

I don't know if I should message her every day. She doesn't seem to be put off with my blunt advances like my heavy handed flirting and she wants to come over straight away and do a stoned date. Oh, I'm going to bed.