Kick Livestreams/post unch show 2025-10-18 23_06 [8d66ff6e-post-unch-show] 480p

Is it

working?

Testing.

Guys, is it working? Fucking answer me. Hello?

Hello?

Testing.

Testing, testing.

I don't know why my charger was plugged in, but it was draining battery and it was like 5% battery left.

This has been a mess.

Been such

a

mess. Did the stream end again?

I don't think it ended again.

It says I got 30 viewers now.

Uh, I don't know if the ethernet is still on.

Uh, it says Ethernet connected.

I don't know why this— I don't know, it's weird because I got the Ethernet adapter and I plugged in the charging cable into that, but the battery of the laptop was still draining. Now it's going up 10%.

Maybe charging the laptop through the adapter was not a good idea.

Okay, viewers going back up. Oh, I didn't notice the laptop battery was draining. That's so stupid. Now it should be fine.

Hello viewers, welcome back.

Had a brief technical malfunction, but we are back in

60 FPS.

Welcome on back into the stream. Get settled in for some gaming.

Yeah, so I think what happened was because the battery's draining, performance mode wasn't working, and then it lagged the whole game. I'm back, 60 FPS!

Fuck it. Oh look, no lag. Oh, that's nice.

What does that say? NATO don't give a shit about Tajik people. That's racist. Oh, it's so smooth, buttery smooth. Melt in your mouth. He dead, he dead.

Amazing comeback. Oh, it's so smooth. I got 56 FPS.

Yeah,

performance mode wasn't working because the battery was nearly dead. That's why it lagged, because that's why it overheated. What's my temperature now?

You were saying you're blaming my laptop? We're at 79 degrees.

See, it doesn't lag because it's hot. It's supposed to get hot. I'm at 81 degrees now. Completely fine.

How are we winning so much? Are they all AFK or something?

Wow, 200 people couldn't wait for more Battlefield action.

Woo!

I'm at 52 FPS.

Where's my ladder?

I can't put it up there.

Oh, it's lagging, but this is internet lag, not hardware lag.

It's either internet lag or computer lag.

What is that? Yellow square beam.

Wow, amazing aim.

Hmm,

playing with controller really hurts your thumb because you're pushing the thumbstick in forwards all the time.

Ladder. Well, ladder's actually pretty good. Why can't I get my gun out though?

The ladder's pretty cool.

Where everyone tuning from, guys? Wow, we won! I didn't even do anything. Easy.

83 degrees.

Ethernet's running, Wi-Fi is running at the same time. Is that good or bad?

More funnier. Good grammar, idiot.

It's either more funny or funnier. You can't have more funnier. What kind of grammar is that?

Can't even speak English.

Wow, look at all the vehicles! Give me one. That was mine.

Oh, whoops.

Boom! Oh Christ.

Out,

out.

Whoa, was that red?

Why is it lagging?

Where everyone tuning I'm lagging.

It's so hard to drive. Ah,

he just ran me down.

My thumb hurts.

Am I holding it wrong?

Okay, that fixed it.

Slacking a bit.

Everything keeps blowing up.

I'm

gonna turn the radio on.

He dead.

Graphics card's at 83 degrees.

He dead.

I did.

We're gonna lose, are we?

And that again.

I think the numbers tick down, not tick up.

I think it means how many respawns we have.

How'd you get in the plane?

That's so unfair.

Where everyone tuning from today?

I got 660 views on my new video. It's doing well, actually. Number 2 out of 10. That's how the rich stay rich.

Chris Broad's jealous because he can't shit out videos in 10 minutes. He's gotta take 2 months to make his rubbish. He wishes he could make a video in 10 minutes.

Lada.

My thumb hurts.

I'm number 18. Why is it so bright? I can't see anything. What?

My thumb hurts.

Yeah, well, I have to keep talking, otherwise fucking Kick takes my money. Graphics card 85 degrees.

All these actions take so long to do.

I'm number 12.

See, they can never get me for not interacting now. I just randomly read off numbers. 83 degrees graphics card.

I'm lagging.

Where's my ladder? I put my ladder up here.

Where everyone— look, I'm up here! Look, can't get up here without ladder. The ladder is pretty good.

No one would even know I'm up here.

Oh, he not dead. I'm dead.

I blew up my shelf. I'm still on the shelf.

I'm dead. I think I like the ladder the most.

My thumb hurts

when you click down the left thumbstick to sprint. It hurts my middle finger knuckle as well because you gotta grip it.

Maybe I'll go back keyboard and mouse.

Yeah, it's more comfortable keyboard and mouse. But then you can't like lean back as much.

I need my key bindings. I need to fix my key bindings.

Did the game crash?

Oh my God, it just Fucking crashed.

It crashed because I opened the menu.

I can't believe that.

It just crashed.

Now I've got to wait 5 minutes for it to boot up again.

Where everyone tuning from?

What time is it?

How many VODs we got?

There's, uh, there's only been 2 VODs today, so it looks like it continued streaming.

Why can't you skip this stupid intro thing?

I do my key bindings before I start a match.

I can't believe it crashed from opening the menu settings. Okay, so I want my ladder

gadget 1 to be

This is why I hate keyboard.

There's not many buttons that are nearby that you can press easily.

Gadget 1 can be— what about control?

Gadget 2 can be—

I don't know whether

My finger's getting itchy.

One time it got so itchy I just bit the skin off and then it hurt for days.

Okay, I want to drive the truck.

I want the helicopter.

Wait, I'm flying it? Oh look, I'm flying the helicopter.

Wait, how do you go forwards?

Wait, why is it going backwards?

Wait, what's going on?

No, it didn't go forwards.

It kept going back.

It kept flying backwards. What was that? Where's my ladder? What's this? Why do I have 2 guns?

My ladder's number 4.

Damn, it's so smooth.

What's this gun? Why do I have a shotgun and a machine gun?

There's my ladder.

Oh.

I wasted the helicopter.

And the airplanes look so— they're just like floating in the air.

Well, I did not press enter to get— great.

Oh, I kind of like how big the map is. It's ages to get anywhere.

Where's my ladder? Wait, I got a mine?

I got mines.

Wait, where's my ladder? Oh, I chose the wrong class.

How do I change my class?

Oh,

those panties.

What? I pressed Q by accident, didn't I?

So assault class has 2 weapons.

Is that why they're called assault?

I'm number 18.

Where's my ladder?

Got 62 FPS. Where everyone tuning in from?

Where's my ladder?

My ladder.

I do like my ladder.

I don't like how bright it is out the window.

Where's all the enemies?

Missed.

How do I do grenade? Oops.

Where are the enemies at?

I'll hide in the bush whilst I capture the base.

I'm number 12.

They're

getting destroyed.

Uh, uh, lie again.

What? I can't find any enemies and they just randomly appear

out of nowhere.

Where are they coming from? So fucking stupid. Getting bored of this game.

This is more fun than Darkest Dungeon.

Oh, you fucker.

Getting bored of this game.

I just spawn, die, spawn, die.

This does no damage, does it?

That was good.

At least it's not lagging.

What's going on?

The hell is happening?

I can't do anything.

Keep dying.

I haven't killed a single person. That's insane. At

least I'm not at bottom.

Left. I don't like this level.

All

you can do is hide,

really.

Somehow I'm still alive.

Look, you can't see out the stupid doors in this game because it's so bright.

What?

Didn't even get one hit.

Lag is getting a bit crazy.

I think it's internet lag.

I can't play this mode. This mode sucks. I can't. Like, it's just running across a big open area and you get sniped at and the whole fucking thing's lagging all the time. Try medium scale.

Where everyone tuning from?

Guys, hello Elliot. Then you'll be good in army, like shooting. Yes, I will be a great soldier.

Okay, this should be better. I think large scale sucks.

Yeah, this is way better. It's the same map, is it? Oh no, it's not.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

I want to change my gun. Have I played Splatoon? No, never.

Ah.

Ah, how many times you gonna die?

Come on, respawn.

I might change my gun.

Or maybe I get this one. I need a better scope, 4x.

I was doing really well and I don't know, I just couldn't be bothered anymore.

Now I just get shot from every fucking angle.

He dead.

Oh, really getting fucking sick and tired of this fucking game.

I think I need a break.

I can't see anything because it's so— look! It's so bright, I can't fucking see anything. Look,

everything's just bright,

and then you get fucking shot out of nowhere.

Why is it always all so bright? I can't see anything.

I'm going back to small scale.

The vehicles ruin it as well.

Now I'm playing small scale.

Uh, uh, how the hell do you enjoy this game? It's so fucking stupid.

Oh, this is right. Run here, get blown up. Run there, get shot by a tank. Run here, get shot in the back.

And then it's so bright everywhere you can't even see anything.

This game's shit.

I don't like this weird glitchy kind of effects with the weapons glitching in. Can't they just show the weapon? I don't want this stupid glitching thing.

And all these noises like the planes.

Oh, doesn't feel cozy. It's like standing on a motorway and all you can hear is— come on,

start then.

Have a Strepsil.

Headache.

Oh, not this level again. I'm so sick and tired of this stupid fucking sun. I can't see anything. Why is the glare so bad in this game?

World brightness, turn it down.

Now everything's really dark. Look, I can't see anything now.

It's like this weird lighting flare thing.

Okay, this feels a bit better. Whoa, stupid! Look at that! It's just blinding you.

At least this feels smooth.

He dead.

At least I can kill people. Why is it so bright?

You have shit ton of effects active.

There's so many settings. I don't— where is it then?

What's that? Jesus.

World brightness. I already turned that down and then it made inside really dark.

What's this? Screen space off.

That is so bright.

I can't see anything. Ah.

Oh, stupid sun.

He died.

You fucking idiot. Look, it's so bright.

Why does this guy rez so slowly?

Let's

go.

He dead. He not dead.

Look, it's so bright. What is this? It didn't used to do this.

Okay, a bit better.

Where's my ladder?

He dead, he dead. See, ladder kill. The ladder's pretty good though, even latches onto the edge. It's pretty cool.

What?

Where my ladder?

The ladder is really cool.

Can I put ladder up there? Oh, I can! No way, look, I'm up here now.

Oh, I missed me.

Who's doing that? What?

This game's so stupid.

Wow, I got a kill assist. Wait,

where's my ladder?

I killed 5 people though. Pretty good.

What?

Oh, this game's 60. Ah, fuck this. We've got 60 versus 200.

What time is it? 3 o'clock. I still got 4 hours until dinner.

No, I don't really understand the game modes. Just go to the objective and you capture it,

and then you get points. It's basically all the game modes are the same.

Oh, my back hurts.

Hmm, I might do one more hour and then break.

The big map with all the vehicles sucks.

It's like non-stop things just blowing up.

I'm gonna put my ladder somewhere.

Can't put my ladder

He

dead.

I dead.

I

can't put my ladder anywhere.

Ah, fucking game.

At least it's not like— I got 72 FPS.

You dead.

I

did hit

it.

I did.

I did.

That guy's killed me like 3 times now. I'll go in with the grenade.

I just blew myself up.

Wow, I've got 16 cores of CPU. It's that good.

Oh, I nearly got him.

He dead.

I did.

I kill 4 people.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

He dead. I dead.

Oh,

I got him.

What?

He dead.

Hit it.

Hey, hit

it.

What?

Ah, I don't know how you do that slide thing.

At least we're winning.

I did— at least I'm not bottom.

Where everyone tuning from? He dead.

He dead.

Easy win. I'm number 6. Damn, someone got 28 kills. No wonder we won.

See that time I got 7 kills in a row?

That was pretty good.

I did.

Easy.

I'm struggling to enjoy this anymore.

It's only 3 o'clock.

Oh God, I've got to do one more hour so the next one is 3 hours instead of 4 hours.

Oh, where was this controller?

It's just the same thing over and over again, that's the problem.

Um, I go back to support.

Might go back to shotgun.

Stubby,

5-round

tube-loaded magazine.

Which one's better?

Improved weapon handling.

Oh, I can have slugs. Well, it's got better precision but less damage.

Containing a single large projectile for greatly improved damage. I got too many. What? Why can't I use it?

Slugs. This one has More damage, but this one says large for greatly improved damage, but then it says it does less damage. I don't get it.

Does it just do one shot? It just does one shot, look, instead of like a spread.

Where is he? What?

I don't know what a slug means. Is it just one bullet?

I can't even shoot once.

Fucking hell,

I didn't hit anything.

Oh my God.

Oh, I got him! Oh, I did a lot of damage from this range as well.

Ah, they're hiding in the corner.

We're getting wrecked.

Kill him.

Where's he going?

You're dead.

Oh, so much harder with the controller.

It does do good damage though.

Oh,

I got him.

Ouch. What's that sound?

Uh, what?

What? What?

At least I'm not bottom.

Oh, one-shot kill! Did you see that?

I missed every shot. I'm going with the knife.

They keep fucking moving.

Keep moving side to side, not

even winning.

He dead.

Damn, this gun's good. He one-shot killed me.

He dead.

Well, he dead. Oh, did you see that? Right in the pussy.

He dead.

Whoa, I got all that way and died anyway.

I quite like this shotgun, the number 6. I got 9 kills. If I get a better scope,

because I can't see anything with this scope.

Oh, I got him!

This gun's pretty good.

So if I change the scope to— oh,

4x!

It's like a sniper now.

What?

Oh, I knew he's gonna come back.

Are you dead?

She dead. Oh, I was gonna res her.

What was that?

Whoa, she did—

ah, we lost. I killed 12 people though.

The amount of nicotine ads served up is cracking me up. I can't believe I got 3 nicotine ads on Pearl Oriental Pearl's video.

Hey,

seems like my girlfriend's at home because she's texting quite often.

She better be.

Like, if she's out doing stuff when she said she had no money, I'd be pissed, especially after she cancelled coming to see me.

Would be a bit contradictory if she went out anyway.

Thought you had no money.

I quite like this shotgun.

But those slug rounds take up a lot of placements. How do I make it better? What about this? Increases weapon draw speed.

It takes so long to get 16 players.

Everyone's playing this stupid large-scale map.

It's funny, humans love killing each other so much. We make video games about it and play it for entertainment.

He dead. Whoa, did you see that?

He dead.

I did.

I like this gun because usually you don't have much chance to shoot more than once or twice. So if you're gonna shoot once or twice, you might as well do maximum damage.

He's not dead.

Shoot, you fucking idiot! Why was he reloading? Ah,

thank

you, thank you.

Ew, I don't know.

Oh,

my thumb hurts.

I did.

Wow, open the score. I'm number 3.

What?

What? My keyboard and mouse.

What?

We're getting wrecked.

What?

I don't

like this game.

Oh, what? How did I kill him? That was crazy.

Oh, he dead.

Uh-huh.

Ah, ah, uh, what's my

I forgot the button.

Oh, what?

This is a waste of time. Look at these.

Why even play if you're gonna lose?

28 minutes left until

4 o'clock.

What happened with Twitch?

Some security thing with TwitchCon. The behavior displayed by the individual involving a high-profile streamer was completely unacceptable. Do you remember when that big black guy suddenly jumped up on stage and sat next to Joey on the TwitchCon thing, and then Joey looked like he was so repulsed? And then he made a video afterwards like he's about to

cry.

And that guy just went up on stage and Garn was like, mate, let's eat the pies. Joey was sitting there wetting his pants.

I don't like that game mode where it's only one zone and you gotta go for it. I like multiple zones.

I might change my grenade to frag.

What?

I

dead. I nearly dead.

I dead.

I want a frag grenade.

Die!

I don't like the scope.

Oh, what?

Change scope to

maybe that one.

Oh, he dead.

Oh no, he dead.

Real.

I said I got a new unlock.

Was it that? Oh, I got a green laser

and I got a light.

Oh, you get a suppressor. Oh, that's not the shotgun. Where's the shotgun? Oh, there it is.

Oh, I got a new shotgun. Warfighter.

Is it better? I'll put the slugs on it.

Improves draw speed.

Red laser.

Maybe this sight, a little underbarrel angled.

It's quite a good sight. The whale.

I'm dead.

What was that? I missed every shot.

He dead.

I'm dead.

I missed every shot. I had like 5 shots.

Why? Oh, I'm doing so bad.

Hit it!

What was that?

Oh, we're still losing.

How good. I'm getting so bored of this.

Oh, I'm getting so bored of this.

I can't fucking hit any shot. Nothing is hitting.

What even is the point? I can't even hit a single thing.

He dead.

Ah, I got 14 kills. I mean deaths.

Are you dead?

At least I got 5 kills now.

We're gonna lose. Screw this.

Still got 20 minutes left. Oh God.

Oh, I've got 18 minutes left of this hell.

The nicotine ads, that was pretty funny.

Uh, so bored of this game.

That's what I like about Rainbow Six, is that the whole game isn't all about shooting. It's about trap placement and strategy and setting up traps,

observing the cameras.

So where everyone tuning in from, guys? 200 people here, smash the like button.

At least it's not lagging.

They just came to— they seem to slide sideways like they're on ice skates.

And I can't get hit.

Ah,

Forex.

Every time he's got to press Escape.

I scan everywhere and then he shoots me there.

Oh God, I'm so fucking bad at this game.

Oh God.

I hate this game. I really hate this game. I think I do better with controller.

I really hate this game.

I don't think the shotgun's working for me anymore.

It requires too much accuracy.

Oh, I changed my gun again.

SMG.

Yeah, see, when I change my gun, I do well for a little bit, and then I'm like, I love this gun, and then it starts sucking.

See, look, I changed my gun, now I'm getting killed. I don't get it.

Allez, je vous vois là.

What?

Uh-huh.

Ha, you dead.

Oh, you dead.

I did.

We have secured the drop point. I hope that you're enjoying the fight. Died 14 times.

I think they disabled cooking grenades because you could just cook it, throw it, instantly explode, and it was OP.

Fire.

He

did.

Hit it, hit

it.

We win. Ah, 8 minutes left. Thank God.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

What's everyone's favorite color?

What's 2+ 2, guys?

Guys, hello? 10

minutes until 4 o'clock and then break.

Oh God. Oh,

and then I'll come back with some words of wisdom.

I quite like SMG. Oh, I got a suppressor. Nice. Oh, I want a bigger magazine. A 40-round would be nice.

Cayó.

Ah, I wonder if suppressive is worth using.

Wow, number 3.

Oops.

Ah,

you fucker.

Whoops, I shot my gadget. I shot my grenade thing and then they grenaded me.

It's like an air gun.

I keep shooting my gadgets.

Hit it,

hit it,

hit it. I did it! Damn, I'm doing good.

Um, they're winning,

but I'm doing so well.

Yeah, how do they spawn behind us?

You dead.

I'm dead.

Play the campaign

because I don't want to fight bots. I want to fight people.

I'm dead.

Not dead.

Yeah, graphics quite good.

I'm getting more points from healing people.

Might as well just give up shooting and keep my defibs out.

He dead. He dead.

I'm number 2. What? How am I number 2? Oh, you got 9 kills. That means pretty good.

Ah, if he came 2 seconds earlier, grenade would have gone—

hit it.

He dead. I dead.

Should I get number one?

What? What? Uh,

they got double our points. No wonder I'm at the top. The whole team must suck.

I mean, if I'm doing that good, everyone else must suck really bad.

Oh, it's been 2 hours.

I might quit. It's been 2 hours.

This game's so boring.