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Testing, testing, testing. Amazing news guys. Would've been at 6,700 pounds if I didn't book those hotels. But I'm gonna lose 900 tomorrow. Rent has to be paid. Hmm hmm. Okay. Call Phoenix. What to do today? Hmm? Dunno. Long road trip tomorrow. And then I've gotta take out cash to buy a cat and then buy 130 pounds worth of supplies on Amazon. Can I get to eight K under this month? Hmm. Depends. If my stocks do good, then maybe I gotta test out my date. Clothing. Well I hope it's not shrunk. If it's shrunk, not much I can do. Often go to test and buy another one. Make sure there's no stains. So maybe that one or my Volkswagen, Volkswagen shirt. I, I think the stains will come out. Who do I go with? The Volkswagen? Oh no, there's like blue ink smearing on it. I've really fucked up this shirt, haven't I? The blue ink from there smeared onto the sleeve. Well maybe it's the design. Maybe I just go and buy a new one. Oh God. Who fucks up this shirt? I felt this shirt's kind of cursed and it's gonna bring me bad luck. It fits fine. It's fine. This one feels a bit tight. I think this shrunk. The sleeves are so short now. Oh my God. I think I might go to Tesco and get another one. I think it shrunk. I don't know the length is the same as the other one. Maybe It was always like this. Was it always like this? I shouldn't have watched it at 60. Some idiot in the chat said, oh, I watched it at zoo. Probably TV giving shit advice. No, this has definitely shrunk. It feels tight. Your TV kept saying, oh we should wash it 60. Shut up. Maybe I can stretch it back. How the hell does it shrink? It was only five pounds. Maybe I just go and get another one. It does make my biceps look bigger though. My bicep of bulging out of it. It does feel kind. I mean I think I can stretch it back out. Ah hmm. Maybe it's fine. It makes my muscles look bigger. I maybe I go for the blue one. I think blue looks nice. This feels a bit tired. Blue or white. This feels a bit tired too. I think I like glue with my shot. Look smart but not too smart. I just hope it doesn't smell like Korean barbecue. My date clothing. Hey, I dunno about this white one. Yeah, this one's fine. I am not wearing sweatpants. I've got a proper trousers. This about, I'm not putting 'em on now. I already know what they look like. Spit. I don't know if I've actually shrunk. A stripy white shirt. It's a bit annoying. It seems like the the same length as the other shirts. It just feels tighter. Um, could go to Tesco and get a new one on the way. Stop by at Tesco on the way. So the hotel, it's only five pound shirt. Yeah, I shouldn't have washed it on 60. No, I'm going to a hotel tomorrow. I might go Tesco first take out cash to buy the kitten, buy a new shirt, then head to the Tesla supercharger. Well I might just go straight to the the other charger which which is nearby the hotel 'cause I should be able to make it there easily on a full charge. She says she wants to pay half the hotel. She doesn't know her book's a really expensive hotel or if her book's like a 500 pound hotel. So okay. Two 50 send it now. She probably thinks or expected I was just gonna get like a cheap uh, holiday Inn or Premier in only the best for my girls. I got a 250 for two nights hotel. Do you think it's expensive? One 20 per night? It's not that bad. It's like midrange. I think at Best Western something like that would be like 80 a month. I mean a day, a night. She doesn't know. I've booked two nights. She thinks I've just booked one night. I think I'm not gonna tell her that I'm coming tomorrow because Hmm. I don't know. It'll be too late to go anywhere. So if we were gonna meet tomorrow it would be like coming straight to my hotel, which might be a lot of pressure. She might prefer to meet the next day and do the date plan and I don't know if she has work tomorrow. She might be tired after work and I might be tired from driving. So it's probably best we have a fresh day the next day. Fully rested. I've also booked the hotel with my fake name so I'm gonna test out to see if that works. I changed my name in the app so I'm wondering, I'm guessing they're not gonna check Id 'cause it's not a hotel. It's not like a proper hotel. I don't think they're gonna check ID passport 'cause I'm British so I kind of wanna test this out. See how it goes. Now the other risk is we really like each other and we wanna spend a second night. Can I extend it another night or are we gonna have to book another hotel? Maybe she can book the next hotel. It's not like a check-in with a counter and stuff. I'll probably just give you a self, like a code to enter the building. Well I could just say, oh I can't do a second night 'cause I got work tomorrow. No, wait, that doesn't make sense. 'cause if I'm staying the night on Monday, obviously I can't go to work on Tuesday. No I can't say that. I could say okay but you gotta book the next hotel. Since she didn't pay for my hotel. She'll probably be happy to pay for the next one. One if we decide a second night. But then what if she says for two people and then puts in my name and then they check Id, oh shit, maybe I should have booked a third night. Now I'm getting way ahead of myself 'cause she would probably insist on booking the third, the second night. Or maybe I book this but then we gotta check in together. Oh fuck. Unless I say I'm gonna pick up the kitten on Tuesday, I've gotta cover every angle. Yeah. But if I don't wanna do a second night, she might think, oh he doesn't like me and he just pump and dumped. I could just sell say to her and nearly said say plus tell and became sell <laugh>. I could just say I only used my middle name for the dating app or I could get a fake Id made. Really wish I didn't put my name as Jason. If she wants to do a second night, that's um, being pretty ambitious for me. Might get lucky to even get first night. I don't know. I mean we could still go somewhere on the second day but I go home on the second day. Yeah, I could say I can't stay at second night 'cause I've got work on Wednesday. 'cause if I had work on Wednesday, which is believable, I wouldn't be able to stay a second night 'cause I've gotta go home. 'cause if I stayed on Tuesday night, I wouldn't make it home in time to go to work on Wednesday morning. Yeah that works. So I spend day with her on Tuesday but I go home and without staying the night on Tuesday. Sorted. It's not Random Pussy. This is my next girlfriend, my future wife. Okay. Yeah. I can easily say I can't do a second night 'cause I've got work on Wednesday. I mean she's pretty good work on Wednesday too. She probably doesn't have it on Tuesday. 'cause then staying the night means she would have to leave early in the morning. Okay. Yeah. I won't do a second night. Like I say, I've already taken Sunday, Monday and Tuesday off. I can't really take Wednesday off too. It makes perfect sense. Yeah, no, if you search hide in my room, my channel comes up. But who's gonna search that? I might make a hiding in my room. Video. The new ones have made about 15, $20 each. Not bad. Which is a couple thousand views. Silk Song video so far has only made 50 but it's not updated for the full view count. I also have my third channel called Lord of Gaming <laugh>, where it's got a bunch of Tyler and videos in it. One has 10,000 views. The Lord of Gaming <laugh> was stupid. Why'd I call it that? I've got 34,000 views. My six song sing song, video profit, made more profit than I've ever done in investing with that Silk song game. Yeah. Then Wednesday I go live, we go pick up the kitten. I wanna make a vlog from the stream footage. Yeah I played it. I'm not gonna play it again. It's boring. I never, never really liked Hollow Night to be honest. I like um, cult of the Lamb and Hades. Um, my Amazon debt is a two year finance plan. So 0% interest, two year plan. No need to rush and pay it all off. I'm getting a kit in on Wednesday. I, Hmm. Most of my savings is in my stocks and shares. Isa half of it is in 2000 is in gold. 300 is in s and p 500, 200 is in XLF. And then about 2,600 is just in cash making me daily interest of 30 pence. I'm not fully deployed waiting for a pullback for September or October. I sort of have a few other sellers message me. So I've got backups just in case the adoption center's a bit annoying 'cause they want written permission. I don't wanna bother the landlord again asking, oh can you write an email to the adoption center? He's gonna get annoyed. He already didn't really sound very enthusiastic when I asked him. He just wanted reassurance that I would pay for any damage. I've kind of already damaged the house though. I might have to get an electrician in. I don't really feel like I should be fiddling with the sockets. Yeah, I met him a couple weeks ago. He was nice. I don't think he knows about the socket. The, the estate agent didn't say anything about it. What's that noise like? A weird clicking. Did you hear it? Maybe it's my chair. No it's not. The socket still works. It's just that it's deformed and you can't put a plug into it anymore. But the other one works since the plastics melted a bit. Yeah, I heard it again. Maybe it's the sun coming out and making the Conservatory Creek. What is that? Is it for my laptop? A hundred pounds for the socket. Oh yeah. I do like my cat basket. Nice and big. The socket wasn't faulty. It was my EV charger. It was faulty. It was overheating. Yeah. I feel kind of excited for this month. I've got a lot of things going back to my mom's house. She the baby. I bring my kitten too. He can meet Pushkin. I don't have to fiddle with the wiring do I? It's just a plastic face plate. Oh. I like wearing T-shirts now. I don't wanna put on a jumper <laugh>. I want to get a new jumper. My ones are so baggy. I like the black faith one but it's just kind of big. I don't really want to touch the wiring. If I look up it's tutorial stupid. EV charger fuse failed I think. Well I don't even know what FUSE does really. Isn't it supposed to regulate how much power and then it didn't do its job and start overheating? Well I'm not in a rush to do it. I'd have to fix it if I left though four bits. Nice. And for some reason all the car chargers on Amazon are these Chinese ones. There's no official per charger. Which is weird. I should have used like a safety plug thing. Actually I should move that RFID thingy kind of hair. Get in here. Hmm. It has power. I plug in the microwave to it. Whoa. Why mess with it? Because it's burned and melted and the left one doesn't fit. Left one's wart. So you can't plug anything into it. Uh, what video should I make? Hmm. I really can't be bothered talking about traveling to Japan and why I don't want to travel anymore. There must be something else to talk about. Why I hate, I just don't think personal topics are gonna get me any views anymore. But they still bring in 15, $20 per video. It's still worth doing. I guess if the kitten is about $150, I would have to make 10 videos about it. The whole channel could just become a cat channel. I've seen people do A SMR feeding videos where the cat just eats unknown bit of food. The cat will pay for itself. Or people make these videos where they set up obstacles and then see the cat navigate through it like a load of tissue rolls stacked up. You just have to make sure it can't be perceived as abuse. Right. It's gotta be harmless. You are gonna get these stupid haters saying, oh he is making his cat do this. I know exactly what they're gonna do. Fucking lose this. They're gonna try and take anything out of context and then report me to the R-S-P-C-A aren't. They can tell exactly what they're thinking. They're such a bunch of basic bitches. Gotta be really careful. A 15 year commitment. Not really. You can sell it, give it to an adoption center. Give it to my mom. Yeah. Ideally it's a 15 year commitment but there's always ways to get out of things. I might die in 15 years. Who knows. Bet my mom would love another cat. You unblocks. My nu my nu my mom. She didn't ask me about money. Maybe she saw my new video. I, I've only got 5,000 anyway after I pay rent, which is tomorrow, I'm going to go in massive overdraft by. I've only got 370 in my bank account. I'll be an overdraft of 530 and then I've gotta take out a couple hundred in cash to buy the kitten. I'll be an overdraft of minus 700 until Thursday. Then I'll be an overdraft 200 because I'm not gonna make much from kick this week. Taking tomorrow Monday Tu I'll probably be back on Tuesday and I've already skipped Wednesday so I've only got four days, which I'll probably make like 400 ish for the Thursday payout. I should get out of overdraft. No, I actually don't think I will get out of overdraft next Thursday. It won't be until next, next Thursday. Plus I'm thinking of buying a tv but then should have 20 days of kicking. That's 2000 pounds. Making about a hundred pounds a day. Plus I've got a couple hundred only fans. A couple hundred YouTube when she want to meet soon after I guess. So if it goes well maybe I'll move out and move near to her and then we split the rent. She definitely seems like she would split the rent like she's already offering to split the hotel. Maybe I, I get two homes. No that's stupid. Hmm. If I move out, I can't stream the new place. I would not want to do it. I will have to do either. I set up a stream camera not showing anything and I just sit in the corner. It's gonna be tough. You'd have to wait months to move out. I don't think I have to move out on the day I move into the new place. They can overlap and then I slowly move all my stuff over there. I'd probably secretly rent a nu place but probably, maybe she'd want to be involved in looking for a place together. Viewings and stuff. I can't just go ahead and rent a place without showing it. I thought I secretly rent a new place 'cause I'd want it to be in my name 'cause if we break up or something then I've gotta move out and get another new place. <laugh>. So you can just move back in with her parents. I mean I could move back in with my mom. Yeah. I've seen a video of her looks nice but I haven't seen her profile. The profile is a big one. You can't see a lot of stuff if you don't see the profile. But it is fine. I'm not bothered. I'm more hoping that she likes me than I like her. Not her dating profile, I mean her side profile. I've been told I have a very nice profile. I I don't have weak chin or hook nose. I think I've got a nice chin. I don't like it when they got weak. Jaw put the filter on. It is on but I'll turn it off now. Now look, now it's off. Now it's on. It doesn't really do much apart from just brightens the image or does my profile say, I dunno, I to put looking for long-term serious relationship. Can you imagine how much more opportunity I have? I didn't keep getting banned on dating apps within just a week or two before getting banned. I got so many matches and dates. If only I wasn't banned. I've still got flip seven that I haven't used any dating apps on. Problem is I think my IP address would give me away straight away. I think they, they log the IP address. Gotta go and do a trip somewhere far and then recreate the dating apps. I'm worried they might be able to detect a VPN. Hmm. I made $135 yesterday. Not bad. Not great. Uh, I missed the days making 250. Oh God. Those were good days. Highest I made in the day was 280. Good times. Hmm. Should I make a video? I dunno what to make one about updates on my life in Devon? Nah. Why I hate my ex-wife? No. Uh, I don't know. I've got nothing to talk about. Apart from getting a cat going on a date summed up in four words. It is weird to have stuff going on in life. But then still feeling like you've got nothing to talk about. Old Daniel would've been able to make a whole video about it. About my feelings get all, I just get less excited. I mean I am excited. It's just What are you gonna say about it? Yeah, I'm going on dates I want. Yeah. I'm a bit nervous and I can't make a whole video about it. I can make a video Guessing the cat. Huh? I miss old Daniel where he would just, I don't know. He always had so much to say about the simplest things. What is trending today? I thought I'd get views in the novo go to but no one cares about it. Even the tech chap guy, he only got 60 K views. 69 K views and he posted it yesterday and he's got millions of subs. People just don't really seem to care about Lenovo go to when it comes to handhelds. People care about steam deck or the switch and maybe ROG ally stuff. Lenovo is very not cared about unless you already established as a handheld gaming channel. What is that? The size of that? Holy shit. Get the fuck outta my house. Just fly it out. That's massive. I've nearly dropped down to 47 kg look 48. I lost weight. Don't know why I haven't done a mega walk in ages. 'cause the weather's horrible now. Hmm. Whoa. One hour streaming done. That's $10. Nice. 130 to go. I've made seven pounds. Interest on my daily interest. On my cash free money. He thinks I've got a tape worm. 'cause I'm, wait, I mean I'm like wait really stupid for 50 viewers. I'm probably not getting more than $10 an hour. But later it might pick up and get me up to higher. 14 an hour and then I'll average out down to like 12 ish. Okay. I've got gammon. I've got this really old pork stir for it. I don't even know if it's still good. I don't even want it. Eh, it's probably fine. Maybe I eat it tonight. I should have frozen it. I hope the hotel has a microwave. Might bring my car. Right. I dunno why it smoked from the bottom of the get a new oh breakfast. What the fuck? I thought my house was blowing down. Mama. People cook eggs with chopsticks all the time. Are you talking about Jira? Does does? No, I didn't learn anything from Jro. Obviously I've been frying eggs since I was a teenager. I think I fried my first egg when I was 28. I've always had cooking chopsticks at home. Uh, what? I dunno why you like sitting on the conservatory? Maybe my one's warm. No cat's really dead on kick compared to YouTube. I look forward to the day. One day I might go back to YouTube, but for now I've got a grind. Click kick money. Um, I'd rather have a dead chat than idiots. Like mood dos spamming it up with hate. Dead chat is better than full of hate chat. Otherwise I'd just be raging nonstop. I don't like raging. How am I Oh hold. What does it look like? A frozen poo sort of blood bowel cancer. Frozen parent. Why I hate ice though. Lisa? Too cold. I played about 20 minutes from so song got bored. I got lost. I can't be bothered. Boring game. Yeah. I still play Mario Kart sometimes. Uh, cat's still up. What is it doing? It's just sitting there and the owner can't complain. If the cat's sitting on my roof, I'm not supposed to about it. Don't let the cat in the house. Okay. It's on my house now. Oh. I'm cold. I miss the summer. Yeah. I didn't even get to go to Cornwall. I was gonna go to that nice big beach in Cornwall. It looks really sandy. They hurt me. <silence> Why the bottom burn? It's got all this black stuff built off in it. Look, that's what's burning all this black stuff on the bottom. If I get the pressure washer, the steam washer out, I, I do not having a reason to get my steam washer and then reminiscing. I only want to clean my own house so I can enjoy my house. I don't wanna clean someone else's house. I don't get to enjoy it. I get paid to clean my own house and I get to enjoy my own house. Got kicked out for not cleaning up and now I make a living by cleaning up the ironing. I wanna get one of those laundry dryer things. I've seen them on Amazon. I'll show you. Laundry dryer. Hmm? 130 pounds. Oh my God. I don't understand how it works. It's like an electric blanket but you put it over the drying rack. I think the pipes on the rack are heated. I wonder if it's running out of water. They should put like a thing that tells you how much water is in it. This is white kid smoking. All this black stuff under the pan. Oh my god. Any difference? What's that? Maybe I just get a new pan. Oh, I don't like that. Is this the paint of the pan? I think I'm peeling off the paint. I thought this is like burnt on food and oil. I think this is the paint burning off. Oh. Oh. Nicholas Cage still at at at it. Making movies money. Must be tight. Wait, that's not Nicholas cage is it? I thought it was. Damn. 3000 pound gaming laptop. RTX 50 80. 32 gigabytes Ram 16 inch. Now that is a laptop. I need it. I need it now. Now. Uh oh. No stocks boring. A stainless steel cat litter box with charcoal filter. Should I get this <laugh>? It's got a little footstep thing. I'm getting a kitten on Wednesday. I need a litter tray. Toys and drinking fountain. 500 pounds. Oh my god. Pure bot max pro self-cleaning. Cat lift tray with ai camera and facial recognition. Health monitor, odor control. Look at that <laugh>. I thought I just call it Mr. Meow now buying the most expensive cat gadgets and then send it all back. What even is this? Is it a litter box? That's crazy <laugh>. It looks like a little space pod. Look at this. <laugh>. Looks like it's going to space. Why does it need a camera? It shows how many times it went to the toilet <laugh>. So weird. <laugh>. That's funny. Cutting edge. AI powered camera. Why do you need a camera for the toilet? Weird <laugh>. Look at this. The pure robot Ultra <laugh>. Like it's going to Mars. Oh my god. Wow. I want it. Maybe I use it as well. Maybe you can hook up the AI camera to my livestream. Poop Can Hmm. Talk about over-engineering to get a plastic train of scoop. Never had any problems. 600 pounds for this one. I haven't gone outside to those stream in ages, have I? When was the last time? Must have been the beach back when the weather was nice. Been Asia since I went to Kit Hill. I just found there's more things to do at home. Like cleaning and gardening. Mm mm Might plug my car in charge on my battery. Big road trip tomorrow. That uh, it's actually really warm outside. It's weird how much colder it is inside This good content. Best content on kick. Am I right? I've got some mail. What's this? eBay under. What? This is the hell let someone get me this. He wrote a book about dumbbells. I thanks. I guess don't even have any pictures. Hmm. Okay. Hmm. I'm sorry. Boring. Whoa. Burn cabinet everywhere. Should probably tip the carpet upside down. Oh. Oh my god. So many bits came off. Holy shit. There's so many bits in the rug. Look. Uh, and I thought everything was clean. Oh god. Jesus. Oh, there's so much stuff in the rugs. There must be tons of stuff in this great one. This So things smell weird. Look at this all came out of the rug. Oh, I really need a big vacuum. What? Why is it not working? Stop sucking. What? I think it's broken. I really need a vacuum cleaner. It's not sucking. Ah, buy a vacuum cleaner. This being shit. And now it doesn't even suck. Fucking hell. Maybe I need to charge it. Really? Gotta get a vacuum. Oh, I need a break. Oh God. Oh. Oh. You try and clean it and then it breaks. Now how am I gonna pick it all up? Hmm hmm. Kind of works. I already gotta clean this gray rug as well. Oh God. That's not gonna be fun. Uh uh Okay. Rug is clean. There's still bits everywhere. Oh my God. I need a vacuum cleaner. Bits everywhere. Still. Oh, endless Bits everywhere getting O tv. But how? There's still so many bits. Oh my God. Uh, why is this house so big? Walk up and down. Ah, now I've gotta clean this gray one. Oh God. I dunno. I think I just get rid of it. Uh uh uh. <silence> Yeah, I can't roll on the floor when I eat dinner. Ugh. Uh, I dunno what to do with the rug. It feels kind of bare without it. I thought I'd get another testo rug like that cream one and put it there instead. It's easier to clean. Huh? Huh? This floor just gets really cold in winter without a rug. Bits of coffee all over my shirt now. Ah. Ah. Too big. I gotta put it under the furniture. I ah, unless I fold it in half, I fold it in half maybe. Ah, yeah. Yeah. Ah huh. What? Only, only half fucking flip. Seven broken flips upside down. It is too big, huh? Yeah. It won't fold flat. Yeah. Oh on. Maybe. Maybe. I put the Tesco rug. I switch rugs. I think it'll fit in the conservatory. Oh, rugs are so annoying. Why are these like very heavy awkward shapes and move about? I think this goes in here better. This is too big as well. I don't know. I don't like the way it's the same color. That's the floor. Oh. Uh, okay. How's that? Why is the table not letting it flatten out? I'm gonna fucking flip this table bit nice and flat. Fucking table stopping me from fighting my rug. I dunno why someone got me these masks, but they're going in the bin. Sorry. Why? Why the fuck would I wear a face mask as if it's 2020 still? I don't know why someone got me a stupid face mask as if I'm gonna wear those. Waste. Your money should just sent me the money. Uh, why is everything's so hard to move about Stupid physics. Who the fuck wears face masks anymore? 2025. Fuck. From stupid people in Thailand. I guess the people in Thailand are still wearing fucking face masks. Bunch of retards. This stupid switch dock. This thing keeps popping off A piece of cheap plastic shit. Oh God. Oh, does that look better? I need a smaller rug so it doesn't have to go under the furniture and I can take it out more easily. And now I dunno if the gray rug fits in the conservatory. Okay. I don't even know if this rugs gonna fit now. It just fits. I dunno. I kind of don't like it. It's too, doesn't quite fit without bunching up. Oh no. I liked it how it was before. Oh my God. Oh, it was better how it was before <laugh>. I have done anything. Damn it. Now everything's too gray in here. I hate my life. Yeah, it is way better like that with the contrast. I but horizontally as well. Not vertically. Okay, now what about that big gray one? Maybe I just chuck it. Ah, imagine thinking the rugs fit in the washing machine. <laugh>. Oh god. Hmm. It's definitely bad like this. I hate how it bunches up so easily. You'll pull it from the corners. DIY is hard, isn't it? Now I know how my dad felt. Orange vitamins, juice and fiber. Ah, ah right. Oh, uh, maybe I put the rug across the room since it's so long and then the chair gets stuck on it. Let's see. Why is this carpet so fucking big, stupid XL size rug? Why is it so xl? Maybe I just fold it in half. Uh, fold it in half. Oh, just gotta flatten this crease down. That's making my ball swing about <laugh>. It's making my ball swing. Okay. Oh, I thought light is coughing. Oh, it just looks weird. I don't know why. I don't even know why I need a rug in the first place. I think the hoop is broken. It's sucking. But when I put the filter on, it doesn't suck anymore. Even though the filter's clean, I rinsed it under the tap. Exhausting work. Backbreaking, bone shattering. I dunno why someone got me this stupid book as if I'm gonna read. It could have just given me the money. Must have been at least 10 pounds. Maybe it was his book and he wanted free advertising. I dunno. I feel like men on that cover of the book who end up looking that big from working out, don't need to work out in the first place to look big. 'cause they're already big. This is a normal sized man, unlike me who's like a stick insect needs to work out. So I don't look like I just came out of Auschwitz. Oh, I don't wanna fix the fung shui of my living room. Is there something I don't know, something I don't like about it? The rug is really pissing me off. But don't think me having bigger biceps would've prevented that. I need a, I need a new skeletal frame. I need a whole new skeleton. I might just get rid of the rug. Or I might have to fold it out again and put all the furniture back on top of it. Fuck sake. I think it looked better with all the furniture on top. Uh oh. Fuck. Uh oh. Jesus fucking crying. My voice is so hard. I want it move <laugh>. I wanna move this. Ah, I want this here. Ugh. Fucking stand up. Fucking ugh. Why minute? Fucking hell. Ah. Oh. Oh. Uh, okay. Uh uh. Uh uh. Oh. Oh. I so hard move moving that stupid rug. Everything gets stuck on top of it. Oh god. I'm looking for this cabinet. I don't know if I'm gonna work out today. This is already a workout. Or should I put this? Maybe I'll put it back upstairs. Which is where it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be a bedside table. I brought it down. So I brought both of them to put in the conservatory because I was gonna have the living room in here. I was gonna have the table in the middle and then the two cabinets side by side with the Japanese lanterns, the symmetry. But then it was really cold so I moved everything back in here and everything echoed in here as well without the furniture. Now this is a mess. Why is ugly? These wires? I don't think this is gonna work anymore. I dunno why it's broken. I moved the cabinet upstairs. Oh, I should I put it there. It's like resin evil. Camera angles. <laugh>. I put it in that corner or I put it in that corner. Hey there. Boiling hot now. Oh that's pretty good. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's nice having this space back here without all the bins. How are these stupid black bags again? Uh, I broke the table. There's a dent in the table now. That cheap crappy Ikea would. It's like cardboard. Turn it around. Okay. I don't want to do with this. Yeah, the rug looks way better like that. I think with the furniture on top. Could have just hoovered it. If I had a Hoover. I think I'm gonna get a Hoover rain. Get Hoover. Oh, maybe I get one when I go to Tesco tomorrow I get the Hoover and uh, get cash out for the kitten. Maybe I'll buy some condoms. You never know. I'm really excited for tomorrow. Ah, do you remember how mad I was when she said Next month we can meet. I was like, well, September. It was supposed to be mid-September. I'm glad we moved it. Made it earlier. mid-September would've been so annoying. Guess you couldn't wait. I, I remember getting mad. A Spanish girl saying can't meet until two weeks later. She got money to go to Spain but didn't have any money to even pay for drinks when we met up. Crazy isn't it? People say they're broke. Not broke enough to go on holiday. Spain though a Spanish girl date cost me a hundred pounds. She shared barbecue. Didn't even get a snog. You think I should wink in the morning? Oh do you think not? Wanking would make me more enthusiastic. I might not wank wank before sleep. But not when I wake up. This carpet needs combing now it's not as soft 'cause I took away the underlay foam or whatever. Too late now. I actually don't know why I took out the underlay. I thought I was gonna get rid of the rug. Eh? It feels the same to be honest. I'm really nice. Is it? I like the Tesco rub more. Don't those North Korean soldiers bend these metal rods with their neck? That's so stupid. It's not gonna stop a bullet, is it? So that's the point. Trainings to stop a bullet with your neck. Soldiers do such dumb, pointless exercises. Yeah, great. If you're like fighting with little metal sticks, it is all about discipline. Whatever. Discipline's not gonna stop. A bu blowing you up. Oh god, the wind is so noisy. Can't it shut up. I know how to fix the carpet. Oh, genius <laugh>. Wow. Look at that. Beautiful. Looks a lot better like that. Oh God. And maybe one day I'll tell you the story of how I got that stick. It's not what you might think. Ah, we girl's gonna get suspicious. 'cause you think surely delivery work doesn't pay this much <laugh>. And it seems like I only work four hours a day. She's gonna be like, how'd you afford a nice ev a house tv When I get it, do I look like I'm rich? I'll say, oh, I just do some. Oh, I had some profits on the stock market one day. That'll be true. Mark my words. One day I'll make more money than I've lost. I'm only 12,000 pounds away from breakeven. She said. I brought it over with me from my mom's house. Saw a nice 75 inch TV on Amazon. 600 pounds. Yeah. Well when I started investing, I didn't know about cycles and rotations. I didn't know the difference between value stock or meme stock. I just thought, oh, stock's a stock. I I am way more in tune with the cycles and what's going on now. Like I know gold, I'm not really gonna hold it too long. And then I just slowly build up s and p 500 and I stay away from picking single stocks. Warren Buffett's advice is boring. She says, oh, just get us to B 500. Why don't you get us B 500? Idiot. Ah, ah, the sofa Christians on back, back to Front Wong Way. Wound <laugh> Wong. Way wound. <laugh>. That's a good one. Hmm. The more zoo tiger given repurposed olive bounds. Imagine that thing just escapes. It just escapes onto the mos and ro roaming tiger. Well I don't think anyone would believe that a delivery driving job pays so well. You can live in a house like this and have a car like that. Most people would know it's a shit job. Yeah, I guess I could say my mom helped me. I definitely would be struggling if I was just doing every, I did every part-time. I made about 950 in my best month. But then you deduct expenses like I had to buy new wheel three times. I had to pay for electricity. Probably not even got 500 left over. I mean her job's not that great either. The thing the women I hate most with proper careers. 'cause then I feel really inferior. I like it when the girls got a rubbish job or a low skill job for like around the same level. Can you imagine dating someone who just, I don't know, has a way better job than you? Unless she's gonna be my sugar mama. I'm not really looking for a sugar mama though, unless she's like 45 years old. But weed girls a lot younger than me. Really gotta sharpen up my trading game. I slight my dream career but I keep doing dumb stuff like shorting into support, longing into resistance thinking I'm gonna catch the breakout. I think it's not a good idea to bet on catching the breakout. I just think the idea of it sounds so cool. Keep doing dumb stuff. Like longing at the top. Shorting at the bottom of channels. Here's your market tomorrow night. I wanna be like traveling trader my hero. Mm. Okay. What's next? The title of dumbbells Be nice. My family came visit me sometime I show them Bog hill. Okay. Wish I put this lamp. I really wish it was battery operated. Um, it'd be good if it goes here but there's no plug on this side. I've got no more plugs there. I need more plug sockets. I really dunno why my vacuum broke. It was fine before I emptied the filter. See wet tissues then two weeks into I can get rid of these unless I go to the dump. Yeah. Looking nice. What time is it? Two o'clock. What grout? What's grout? Why is it gonna stink? The rubbish is just underlay foam. Why would it stink? It's not food. Food waste is collected every week. Oh move that. Ah. I will write my book one day. Okay. I buy a lot of stuff of Amazon. I need more coffee cat stuff. A vacuum, a tv. Although, Hmm, I wouldn't, if weed girl doesn't like me, I won't buy a tv. I guess that would be the main point of getting the tv. What is that? There's a pole here. Oh. It's basically connected on that side too. Not ah, I see by Kaitlin's new home. Sit inside of the basket. It seems like I might be able to fit. Oh I don't wanna break it. It was quite expensive. Yeah. Good. Nice. Maybe I get the vacuum cleaner tomorrow on, on the way there and just put it in the car. Because I need to go to Tesco to get some cash out for the kit on I, this is, oh, I knew that was gonna happen. Okay. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Bubu. You think I should shave my bum? It's getting kind of hairy. Maybe I'll do that tomorrow night in the hotel. I go prepare my bush or he is gotta be prepared. I'll just pluck them all out that there's one. Oops. Underwear's in. Why does something sound off about me or her? Ugh. Uh, no. She wants a proper relationship. She seems to like me a lot. None of the other girls were like this and never got past the friend zone with the other ones. I don't have electric lawnmowers yet. This seems kind of old fashioned putting petrol in it. I'd definitely get an electric one if I had to get one. No, I don't see anyone else mow the outside lawn apart from that one neighbor. I see mow everyone's lawn. I've never mowed my lawn. I don't even have a mower. I've been here nine months now. In three in five months. I'll be here a whole year next February. That's crazy. I've been here a year. There were a few times I nearly ditched. Go back to my mom's house for winter. Sit in front of the fireplace. This can be my summer home. And then I go back to my mom's house for winter. If they wanna visit Devon or Cornwall, they can stay here for free. Bring a sleeping bag. I could put a little bed in the the other room. I charged my mom and sister a hundred pound a night to stay in my conservatory. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. Oh. Can't be bothered making a video. I made three videos. I ran out of steam already. So as many of you know recently <laugh>, I already sound like an AI script. I sounded like AI before AI even existed. I wonder how much money for you guys channel makes him now and probably still millions. I think I'm gonna leave the house tomorrow. Hmm. After lunch I, I don't think I need to stop at Exeter. I'd probably get all the way to the Insta Vault charger. Actually I don't even think I need to charge to get that. Definitely need to get home. Yeah. But I'll need the car for the next day. I don't be wasting time charging when I'm with her. Yeah. Might go Tesco, get a vacuum and get out cash. You know I've never in my whole life changed a vacuum bag for the Henry Hoover and I've never seen anyone else do it in my family. Does it just never get full? How do you know when it's full? Imagine all the dead spiders and flies in it. Probably hundreds. Do you think silk song would still get views? My last one didn't get any. No, I'm not streaming tomorrow. If I'm not streaming on Monday, it means I'm get in the cereal. Wish me luck that Thai woman's still messaging me. She does not give up. Oh yeah, she must be desperate. The other Thai woman messaged me too. The single mother one. I didn't reply. One's like 36 and the other one's like 40. Yeah. Not really interested anymore. It would be really easy to get multiple ty girlfriends at the same time though. That Ty friendly app is so easy. You get prostitutes on it as well. Just saying 5,000 but six. Yeah. I reckon it'd be easy to get multiple Thai girlfriends. But then the risk is one of them sees you with one of the other ones when you're out and about at the shopping centers. But is it really worth it? I just don't think so. Eventually you're gonna get aids if you keep doing that or you're gonna become infamous. They're gonna put your face all over the Facebook group. Imagine you date 10 women at the same time you're gonna piss off someone. I don't know. It does seem like the easy way out doesn't it? Cheap expenses can easily meet women. Nah, I'm not really interested. Maybe if I was younger. It is funny, I never tried Thailand when I was younger. In my twenties I just kept going to Japan over and over. I was so obsessed with Japanese women. Maybe Mila changed that for me gave me the experience of a Euro girlfriend. Well so I guess it is nice but families in the same country don't have to get on a plane. It was Pierre the first time I had sex with a white girl. <laugh>. I think she was. I never thought of that. That's kind of wild. Yeah. Mila's mum is half black Brazilian. Which is weird 'cause me's not even slightly brown at all. I want one of those Chinese phones that can fully charge in 15 minutes. I hate being stuck to the charger. Hmm mm-hmm <affirmative> only charges at nine watts. It's so slow. Oh I wanna put W in front of that so badly. What <laugh> funny logo, funny company name. Might have coffee and sausage. Roll your coffee today. No way. These white spots. I have tested finest premium sausage roll. This is second lunch. I use a lot of energy. Uh, cold in the middle. Um, bit weird. Uh, I don't like it. It's weirdly buttery. I like the cheap ones more. This one's trying too hard to be fancy. Uh oh. It's one of those pastries where it's all buttery. It reminds me of that 2022 British girlfriend had the really tall ginger one and she brought homemade cupcakes and one of our dates, I thought it was cute. Maybe I'll steal her idea. And she was so tall. She must have been like 1 7 4. And she had a nice fashion though. And I liked her hair. She tied it up with ribbons. Shame about her face. I How many dates did we go on? Must have been like five, four or five. First one was at the museum in London. I took it to Korean barbecue as well. <laugh>, that's like my signature move. I take them to Korean barbecue. I took Filipino women to Korean barbecue as well. I like it 'cause it gives you something to do instead of just sitting there waiting for the food to come and then you eat it. And so many British women have never been to it either. Like the Spanish girl had never done it before. She said, oh I'll just leave it to you. So I did all the cooking. It's like they're scared to touch the raw meat and put it on the grill. I always end up doing all the cooking, which is fine since I know what I'm doing. But it's just funny that they look so intimidated by it. Yeah. I took the 2022 girlfriend to a Korean barbecue. I had to teach her how to eat it. Like you wrap it in a leaf and it cost nearly a hundred pounds. It wasn't even all you can eat. I got a bit drunk and then I touched her shoulder, asked if she wanted to stay the night. She said I can't. She was from Essex as well. Grays. She had that kind of Essex e accent. I kept saying, I kept saying no when she asked if she could come to my mom's house. There must must've been suspicious like I was hiding a girlfriend or something. Hiding a wife. We went to Heva. Heva Castle. I said she wanted to go to Leeds Castle, but I said no, my mom works there. <laugh>. So we went to Heva Castle instead. Where else did we go? Moat Park. Moat Park was the second date. That's when we first made out on the grass whilst everyone was walking past. It was weird. And then the third one was at the hotel. I took her to a hotel. I think the fourth date was at Heva Castle. And then the fifth date was the last one. I, well she took me but I suggested it. It was a deer park that she do all the driving. I rode my electric bike to the train station in 2022. And dating without a car is really hard And I get trains and buses and trying to get to Essex from Kent is a pain in the backside. There's no bridge going over the bit of water. You gotta go through that Dartford crossing. So you gotta go all the way nearly into London and then into Essex. Yeah. 2022 was interesting, wasn't it Three girlfriends and then Thailand. I getting a cat next week. Wednesday get back in cleaner tomorrow I'll go to the test. Go. How many club points do I get up by Henry Hoover? Probably 50. Maybe I get breath mints as well from Tesco. Yeah, they have Henry Hoover in the Tesco. I think it's a hundred pounds. How much is it on Amazon? 155 on Amazon. 160. The HVT one 60 Henry Turbo vacuum cleaner. Shark cordless stick. Vacuum. 170 Maybe I get that. Really? I don't know why my vacuum's not working. The fan thing spins and it sucks, but when I put the filter on, it doesn't suck. The filter must be blocked but it looks clean to me. Another look, it says there's an emergency alert test at 3:00 PM tomorrow. Great. Just when I'm probably gonna be driving my phone's going to do some stupid alert thing. I hope not. Just driving. So suddenly goes, I hated that in Japan when an earthquake happens, stupid phones starts going off. Well look, be livery. Hmm 25 pounds. Butler Lamber and Butler Bright 20 pack cast. Diablo Chardonnay, Kamala Reserve 21 miles away. Should I could do, where do they sell? Lamber and Butler. Tesco Lambert and Butler Bright 20 Alcohol and Cigarettes. Uh, okay, I took it. Get ready. Seems pretty easy. See if they cancel in the next few minutes. Once I get ready. 25 the money. Maybe I get the Hoover as well. Toilet time. Better not cancel. Change is stop recording Teco. Ah, 25 pounds. They're not canceling me doing a delivery 25 pounds. But cigarettes and boo. What's that? The moving in the back the morning. The fuck is this car doing 30 on the 60 road. So bad. Yeah. Hello? Do you have Lamber and Butler Bright? 20. Uh, that's all 14 five. Uh, yes. There you didn't ask my id. So, uh, Kamala reserve this one. I didn't ask my ID for buying cigarettes. I'm surprised too. A good time sub card accepted. You will need to approve this item when you pay. Please wait. Assistance is coming. Excuse me. Uh, do you need my id? Uh, if that's all right, please. Yep. All good. Thank you. Thanks. Don't forget to scan or please tap or insert your pin card. All right. See, uh, and then stupid incident's not working. Is internet not working? <silence> Fucking internet. Why is the fucking internet not working? Stop recording. Fucking internet. I don't know why. It's like being weird. Come on. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Got 37 minutes. God fucking out. Come on. Anyhow, turn left off Tavistock Road then at the roundabout. Turn right roundabout turn right, turn right the fucking way. In half a mile. Turn right onto St. Thomas Road. What? Come on. Go. Oh my God. Why stop than man? And this is the reason the sky is blue the again. And so be true. And I prepar I kiss him my cheek as he, it's broken just right the whole time. I put red lights that didn't even go green. Go past this street then turn right onto State Thomas Road. Turn right onto State Thomas Road. Oh my god. I, in a quarter of a mile, turn right onto Hudson Road as the roundabout turn right onto Dotson Road in about 13 miles. Turn right onto Windmill Road in one mile. Turn right onto Windmill Road. Turn right onto Windmill Road. In about four and a half miles, go so far away. Turn left in two miles. Turn right in one mile. Turn right. The, in a quarter of a mile. The destination is on your right. The destination is on your right. Arrive. Why does this map always tell me the wrong place? Stop recording. Don't go in. Yay. Finished. Oh, thank God. How long did that take? Two hours. 25 pounds. Guys easy. Yeah, the app's just really annoying because Oh. 'cause I did it on that phone and then I had to re-enter the prices into this phone 'cause the internet wasn't working. I made 25 pounds. Woo. Go home. Oh, the Internet's so annoying it wouldn't work. And I don't have any data on my Vodafone. I only had LA Bar. The hotspot didn't work. Oh my God. Irritating. 40 minute drive home. Just wait. Woo. 25 pounds. Stupid bird shit out my window. Can't fucking say. All right. Why going? Wait, uh, 40 minutes. Oh. Stupid fucking pothole. Come fix the road. Oh God. Get out the fucking the time. <silence> <silence> It took like three hours didn't it? Uh, what time did I leave? Better tax. We go three hours. Oh God. I was surprised I didn't ask my Id buying the cigarette. I'm getting old. Can't pass this teenager anymore. 10 pounds electric. I started at one 20 miles range. It's down to 85. So maybe 40 miles. Why did it take so long to just drive 40 miles? I think 'cause it was country lanes but still I was doing, I was doing 60 minimum. At least 80 the whole way. Pretty much <inaudible>. It says it's only 20 miles away. Why did it take three hours? I think I only used um, 40 mile, 45 mile range might have cost me two pounds. 60 for battery. Uh, payments are sent by 5:00 PM on the day after you complete delivery. So where is it? Oh, it can take one to two hours to arrive. See if it got paid already. No cigarettes expensive. 15 pounds for 20. Please provide a clearer image of the receipt. What? Put in the bin? Shit. Huh? What do you mean provide clearer picture? If I lose those receipts, I don't get paid for them. Signature is unclear. Could not be processed. And they're not gonna pay me until tomorrow then because it's gone past 5:00 PM now I want my money Now there was this motorbike guy who was going so fast. He was going like 80 plus receipt has been sent for random accuracy check. There's nothing we need to do. Okay. 8 8 50 plus 85 plus 1495. Yeah. Receipt pay 31 70. I put it incorrectly. Why are they accusing me? Who's phoning me? Congrats me. Yeah. A bit annoying with the internet thingy. Very stressful when you're trying to get deliveries done and stupid internet. It's making the lag app, the app lag. It always seems to send to wrong house. Well we, we have a top hub and Vodafone e's really rubbish. I should put three back into it. Wait, I've got three on this one. Oh, I should have just used three. Oh you don't think properly when I, you are under distress. Actually, when I, I took the wine out the car, the receipt blew out and I quickly picked it up. Good thing I did. I'm sure I lost the receipt. I dunno why they said the receipt picture was not clear 'cause it was pretty clear to me. Pretty damn clear. What's for dinner? Disgusting leftover pork stove. Right. I hope the hotel is a microwave. Lemme check. Uh, um, property microwave. Nice. I'm gonna bring my leftover tanori chicken. I'm not buying food there. I've already got loads of food in the fridge. I'll just put it in my hot bag, microwave it when I get there. I'll eat as much of my food as I can before buying more food. Yeah, there was a stupid, uh, traffic light controlled little lane, little road and it was just red the whole time. Like it was broken so people just gave up and then went through anyway. If it was me, I don't know. I think I would've ended up waiting all day. I'm always glad that, that I'm not at the front of the queue when that happens. 'cause I think I would just wait. I've seen that happen a few times before where it's just forever red. But it's really nice road, nice drive to holes worthy. Quite enjoyed that. It's like in the middle of nowhere almost. Look, it's like in the middle of all those big roads. But I had this nice B road almost just a straight line with a few bends. Mm-hmm <affirmative>. And Butler. Maybe I'll try some Cigarettes seem way more expensive than vapes though. I've been using this for like a month or two now. <affirmative>, no I wouldn't. I look like a rip off 15 pounds and they stink. Unlike my sour watermelon. Yeah, I will stop the vape when it's run out of juice. I'm not buying another one. Quite glad I found that be Livery app. It's pretty good. Very easy to pick up a bottle of wine or two. It's funny 'cause you make like 25 pounds, deliver two bottles of wine and a pack of cigarettes to make the same on Amazon Flex with a Morrison's run you make about 27 pounds but you gotta deliver like 20 bags of groceries to four different, five different houses takes around the same time because the houses bunch up closely. But you end up going to stupid towns like town housing. Not all the time but a lot of the time. But on B livery you can check exactly where the customer lives before you accept it. So if it's in a town, I'm not gonna take it. Also it is usually rich people who live in the middle of nowhere or alcoholics who live in a caravan park. People in a town would be crazy to use it because they could goco check my footage. Warp speed. Can you ever feel like you're far from town? Yeah. If you live in the middle of of town in some of these farm places or country houses could be like 25 minutes from just drive 25 minutes. No, Jessie said, I know it's expensive but my car broke down and she needs her cigarettes and wines. It looks like I'm gonna go into hyper speed. <laugh> could go look at me with my passenger seat floor mats as if I'm ever gonna get any backseat passengers. I did once with my mom and sister and then my mom and David Gibson. I put the camera behind me because I don't know, I don't want, if I, if something happens, I don't really want it on camera, I could put it out the back window. Maybe nice weather today you can get like a van conversion for the car where it's got no back windows and no back seats. I actually thought about looking up how to take out my back seats when I was doing Amazon more space driving is, driving is so much better here than Kent is. Great. Really nice views as well. 25 pounds is what? $34 plus pro? One 30 from kick. I might make 164. You see the Polestar? Damn. But that class like 60 K isn't it Rich people accept TE has to connect to the Tesco wifi. I couldn't get any signal in that which was weird. Usually I get signal. Hello? Uh do you have Lambda and Butler right? Temp? Yes. I I'm surprised here. The bottles wrestling got another long drive tomorrow there two hours plus. I'll do a full charge today. Exciting. I've got the warp speed badge. Complete a delivery in under 15 minutes. Nighting Shining Armor deliver nappies or baby formula. Show me the honey deliver honey deliver baked beans. <laugh> probably not gonna get paid until tomorrow. Then they're doing some kind of accuracy check. Ah, so they got their Tesco club points. About 15 points. Do you think they work on Sunday? What's a main coon? It just looks like a normal cat. Quite cute though. Five main coons 350 new links. I thought those were the really big ones. I dunno why Coon is banned <laugh>. What weird band is. Well what does coon mean? They're huge. They look kind of weird. They've got like the lion muzzle. That big lion fat mouth. What is that? A racial slur. Really. Oh everything's a slur these days. What if your name's Kevin Cooney? How do I get paid doing nothing? Um, I just did three hours of delivery work. Actually maybe I try and reactivate my Uber Eats only toilet. Huh? I pooped. Can hear an echo. It's weird. Maybe I have my stream running in the background. Can you hear it now? I really dunno why there'd be an echo. I having my club card. QR code on the home screen's really useful. Just get out my phone, scan it straight away. How's my parking? Nice and wonky like my dick. You are lying. Couldn't hear me far could you? I think you can actually hear the upstairs quite well from downstairs. It, I don't know if there's an Echo Mike playing from upstairs. Oh maybe it's my security cam. Oh yeah I think it's the security cam audio being picked up from Stream Labs because the security footage might be playing audio. Actually probably mute it. I muted it. Well it's muted now. I got so many mics in the house. The whole house is micd up. Oh yeah I was gonna start up my Uber Eats thing. Yeah, sometimes I do get in the mood to do some delivery. As long as you can start whenever you want and you don't have like 50 parcels to deliver all at once. Uber Eats is nice 'cause you can stop whenever you want after the next one. Amazon's annoying 'cause you, you book a block you're forced to do the whole thing. I forgot what my login thing was. <laugh>. I put Uber rats instead of Uber Eats. Oh my god. Update your motor insurance. Um hmm. Okay so where's my policy Policy policy booklet certificate here. I just need to get my policy reviewed that I can get back on Uber Eats. Bye. Maybe I download Deliveroo as well. Hmm Hmm. No I didn't get Hoover. I had to rush to deliver the wines. Not enough time. Maybe go on the way to the hotel tomorrow. Oh I've got 99 gigabytes. Uh, I've got too many sim cards. Okay I can use delivery now. Change area. Can't I just do my postcode? Hmm. It's like just Eats tells you what area to go. Like Plymouth free login. Huh? I don't like delivering Select just eat. It says your vehicle insurance doesn't meet our requirements. Update your policy and resubmit it. I can't be bothered. Include food delivery is annoying. I get it. Nah, I don't wanna do agrees anyway. Yeah Books the hotel going in tomorrow. I don't know where a good place is tore. I'm not going. Maybe taunt him. That's one hour drive away. Imagine driving one hour away to start doing work an hour and a half away from Jesus. I've tried doing Uber Eats outside of Plymouth before I got three McDonald's deliveries in three hours. I didn't make any money because you get charged one pound 40 per hour for insurance and then had to pay charging and then had to pay the bridge Total ended up not making any money. I lost money getting the cat on Wednesday. I wonder if I should tell her that I'm going tomorrow. She sounds like she might actually come. Should I tell her? I think if I am gonna tell her, I'll tell her once I'm there. Otherwise she might try and meet me at the hotel before I've checked in. I mean it would be nice if she came straight to the hotel and we could wake up the next morning and do the date plan. I think to make it to like break the ice barrier. Get rid of the awkwardness we should just bang straight away. I'm glad I've got no pimples too. Don't jinx it. Lip pimples are the worst. POV making love with Daniel. Maybe I've not been feeling stressed recently. I need to say by the way, I've booked the hotel for tomorrow night so I don't have to do an early drive on Monday. Makes sense. Does streaming all day make me feel tired? Um, I guess it is a bit tiring constantly having to try and think things to talk about. Otherwise I could just shut my brain off. I can't if I just sit here not saying anything, people get bored, click off. It's a kind of mental fatigue. That's why I end up just reciting my entire life story over and over again. It all started in certain violence when I went through the same school as Chris board or I talk about the future or World Warcraft. Otherwise I can just put on a podcast and brain rock playing Americat. No, I'm not playing Silk song. Done my videos. I don't like the game. It's boring. Does it even get better? Not really a fan of those games. I find them annoying 'cause you die and you'll go all the way back hun. I've already reviewed it. I've got 35,000 views made. About 70. I haven't seen Mr. Mimy in weeks honestly looked him up. I see the black cat. What? The first game I played was not wow. Again, this girl's hot. First game I played was Kirby's Dreamland. I hated that big tree. And then you have to suck apples and shoot it at his face. Okay, I'm talking about puberty out <laugh>. Such deep conversations. Hmm. I feel like I'm waiting for something but I don't know what. Hmm. Crimson Lightning. I'm an rest for his big trip out. I I need to pay no cold. Go, go go, go, go getting the cat on Wednesday. I don't want these plastic things. Well they even for why do they put them on the corners of their laundry rack? It's funny, my phone battery three percentage is the same number as the number of viewers I have. <laugh> jinx the warning message. I've got three phones. Are they all gonna go off? I'll be driving Sunny. It's gonna be be beep. No, I haven't bought the supplies yet. Do you think they sell them at Tesco? They need litter tray litter, A scooper thing. Maybe a bowl for its food. Unless I just use my bowl, I'm not gonna show her all my, I mean I'm a driver so it's pretty normal to have more than one phone. I'm hoping I'll be charging my car at that time not driving. That's really annoying isn't it? Can't you turn it off? How'd you turn it off? Emergency. What? I forgot what I was thinking about. Hmm. Yeah, my hobby is making cupcakes and cleaning my house. I've got brand new furniture. If it looked nice I decided to get it. Genius. I know. I am still wondering if I tell her I'm going tomorrow. Yeah, if she says Oh why don't you tell me I would've come then I'd be gutted. But then if I tell her, she says, oh no I think we should stick to the plan then I'd be a bit downfall and Crest fall and confident not. But if she, if I tell her she'll wanna know what the hotel is and if I tell her well she's like there before I get there. Maybe I'll tell, tell her once I'm checked in. I think she's working tomorrow. I think I'll tell her once I'm there. I don't know where she lives but I wouldn't think it's far. Oh she might have plans on Sunday like I don't know. Family Sunday roast. Hmm. Yeah I think I'll just wait. I might make dinner. I chuck that stuff. I haven't been got this curry and rice news. Nine microwave car parked in front of my car. Yeah, still cold. It's not doing anything. It's cold in the middle. Yeah. Hot enough what not warm enough. Papa Dom's gonna stale. Hey Daniel. What's new today? Who would win in a fight? 10 men or one gorilla in a fight? One gorilla would have the upper hand against 10 men. Gorillas are immensely strong and powerful with the ability to cause significant damage. They're also incredibly resilient and accustomed to fighting within their environment, giving them an advantage. What about 50 men versus one gorilla? Even with 50 men, it would still be a challenging battle. A gorilla. Strength and agility make it a formidable opponent. And coordinating an effective strategy with such a large group could prove difficult. The outcome would depend on many variables but it's not a clear cut win for the group. An encounter like that would be risky and unpredictable. Okay. How many men would it take to defeat a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat? There's no precise number. But defeating a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat would likely require more than 50 men. Gorillas are immensely. Okay. What about even 100 men? Even with 100 men. Okay, what about 1000 men with a thousand men? Sheer numbers could overwhelm a gorilla. Their coordination would be key in theory that many people could probably defeat a gorilla, but it would still be a risky and chaotic scenario. <laugh>. And how would they defeat it in hand to hand combat? In a hand-to-hand scenario? A thousand men would have to rely on sheer numbers using their collective strength to overpower the gorilla. It would involve a high level of risk and many would likely be injured in the process. It's not a scenario you'd wanna test out though due to the immense stage. Okay, walk me through the combat tactics. We talking punches, kicks headlocks given the gorilla's strength. Focusing on restraint would be key. Grappling. Using leverage and attempting to control the gorilla's. Movements would be the strategy. Punches and kicks would likely have little effect. So the goal would be to overwhelm and subdue rather than strike. It's still a dangerous and unlikely scenario though. What about karate? Kick in the face. A karate kick to the face of a gorilla would be risky. Gorillas have powerful jaws and fixed skulls so the impact might not be effective and could provoke a dangerous retaliation. It's not a recommended tactic against such a strong and resilient animal. What if a thousand men did a thousand karate kicks in the gorilla space? Would it knock out the gorilla? A thousand karate kicks might sound impressive. Gorillas are incredibly strong and resilient. It's really unlikely that even a thousand kicks would be enough to knock out a gorilla. They're built to withstand a lot more than that. What about 100,000 karate kicks in the gorilla space? A thousand karate kicks. No 100,000. Even with 100,000 karate kicks, it's still unlikely to knock out a gorilla. They're immensely strong animals with thick skulls. Yeah, rubbish. The hundred thousand kicks in the face won't knock it out talking rubbish. How they get so big and have such strong muscles just from sitting around eating grass all day. Do they even have protein? Ah, the amazing news is I'm pregnant. His name will be baby boy. One baby boy. One Lord Baby one. Can't believe I'm missing weed. Girl. Soon well name my kid. Larson <laugh> Gun Larson Lord <laugh>. There's another B livery. 22 pounds I think for two beers. Hu believe last year during Amazon flex I'd rush out at 6:00 PM in the middle of the darkness to go do a two hour, three hour Amazon block. I was nuts. I had the hunger for money. Do a 1:00 PM block, come home for lunch about three or four rest one hour go back out again. Six or five 30, freezing cold. It'll be dark by five or four. I can't believe I was so willing to do that. I wanted money so badly. Once I did two Amazon Flex Morrisons and then a logistics. I made about 110 pounds. Now I make that just sitting here doing nothing. It's funny isn't it? Maybe it's calmer. I put in all the effort last year and now I'm getting rewarded for doing absolute nothing. I was nuts. And I do Uber Eats at the same time. <laugh>, I switch on Uber Eats whilst I was doing Morrisons. So if there was a McDonald's or something on the way, I'd pick one up. I get so excited when the Uber Eats thing sound go and then the pound sign with the money pops up and then you press accept. It was exciting. Subway was annoying. Took so long to prepare it. And you get those test go whoosh orders as well. Yeah, I felt addicted like it was a video game. And then you get a little bonus if you deliver during certain times and then you get tips as well. That little game I I don't like doing high volume for little pay per delivery. I like beer delivery 'cause you just do one delivery and it pays out big. I hate doing every 'cause you had a hundred, nearly a hundred parcels. 50 p per parcel. Amazon wasn't as bad but you still get 30 to 40. I don't wanna do so many. I want to do a few deliveries for more money. Maybe do sofa delivery. Um, I remember when Victoria's dad died, me and my mom were doing an Amazon block and then my mom got the text. She looked so shocked. I felt bad for her but I had deliveries. Still couldn't had to keep working but I couldn't ask her to help 'cause she just got bad news. Sad. Both my dad and her dad on they were best mates. Must be sad seeing everyone that you've known your whole life almost start disappearing one by one. They're just gone one minute to there and then they're not. Yeah, Victoria's dad looked just like my dad but not as skinny. So the same bolding pattern with the middle and I mean you know like the middle of the head and the top of their head. But with like a crown of hair going around like the sideburns. Sideburns and the back bit was still there but like the top bit was completely gone. Kind of like Mr. Burns. Exact same bolding pattern. Both very nerdy, like nerdy about mechanical stuff. They worked at the same company, the company went. I think they made them redundant. That's how they lost their jobs. Ran out of money. And my dad got his job at the company he worked at for the rest of his life. He was there over 20 years. I saw her dad at my sister's wedding. I was, last time I saw him he looked really pale. Yeah, I think the redundancy package was good 'cause he was able to take a couple years off work to focus on fixing the house up. When we moved into that house, there was so much to do. My dad did it all himself. Me and my sister would help sometimes, but it's not like we're gonna do much just little kids. I still like helping. I'd help mix the concrete in the cement mixer. He must have been so busy. He should have seen the state of the house when we moved into it. It was awful. I know what my granddad was doing all day. He did nothing. Didn't clean, didn't fix anything. Let everything just break down and get all dirty. My dad knocked down so many things that were outside of the house like these. They're these sheds and these coal storage things. It was like a concrete, my granddad had this obsession with making concrete structures like concrete block here, concrete block there. He had these coal bunkers. Had to knock those all down. Had these outhouse shed things. My dad knocked down. He had a greenhouse as well. All notched down. Too much to do for an old man. My granddad was what, over 75 years old. Can't really do much but maybe he did a good job maintaining it up until a certain age and then just couldn't do it anymore. You know, my dad had to rip out the doors and the windows. The windows were rotting single pane windows. Disgusting and old. I had to rip them all out, put bin bags to temporarily cover them. Get these nice new windows and doors fit them all in. I remember me and my mom and sister were scraping the wallpaper off the walls with these metal scrapers. Had this ugly like purple wallpaper, scraping it all off and there was no heating. We were huddled around this little plugin, electric heater before going to school. I don't remember a lot of it. Like the little details of daily life. I just remember hating it. I like my home in southern vales and I had friends there. I was really sad when we moved into this ugly, disgusting, dirty house. Dead insects everywhere. And my granddad had so many machines. He had a lathe big machine with all these knobs and gears. I didn't even know what it did. And he had like a weird tractor thing on Caterpillar wheels, caterpillar tracks and a trailer. And he had this old rusty car, like a Volkswagen Beetle and it was all rusted up just sitting there. He had a cat called Peepee. Peepee lived quite long actually after he died. He died in 1999. We moved in I think 2000 Peepee died about 2006. I think she lived until over 20 years old. She always looked very irritated with the younger cats. Can't believe they're all gone now. Yes, you only have, you can only have like four generations of cats in a human life span if you get a new one when the other one dies. So like 15 years and then 15 years and 15 years. Yeah. That house has been like the center point of our whole family history. I do admit it. It had character. It would be really sad if we had to sell it. Well I just dunno how we would not have to sell it. It would make sense if my sister got it and moved in there since she's got a kid now. I don't really know how it works. So we would have to pay inheritance tax of what the threshold is. Like 300 K. So anything over that you pay 40% of. So if it's worth like 800 K, then you'd pay 40% on 500 K. So then we'd need 250 K to pay the inheritance tax. I don't have 250 K. Who the hell has 250 k just lying around. Can't you pay it off in installments? So stupid. So you would have to sell it and then pay the inheritance tax using the money that you sold it for. So dumb. Why can't just sell it to ourselves for like 10 pounds. I sell you my house for 10 pounds. Deal. What? So you can't even set the price of your own house. What if I want to set it for a hundred K and then they say no it's worth 800 K. Yeah, well I mean even if we had 250 K and we split it 120 5K each, why would I wanna spend 120 5K to keep the house when I'm not gonna live there Unless, well I'm gonna live there with my sister. That'd be weird. I live in the garden shack and bring my girlfriend over. Kind of weird. So really, I mean why would you not set it if I had 250 K? I don't even know if I'd wanna live there. I mean if money's no problem then yeah I would wanna live there 'cause it's special. I don't know. They do like some weird loophole where you hand over the house to a fund a trust. So they technically own it. So if the owner dies and then the trust would just hand it to the to the next of Kim. I don't really know how it works. All I've got is 5K. It's so lame. Inheritance tax. Like your family worked hard all their lives to create this home and then the stupid government just comes in and says, oh <inaudible> fuck all your hard work such a dick move. My grandmother sold her house to my dad. So I don't think they had to deal with inheritance tax. Why not just do that? I guess the only way would be if the parents saved up money to give to the kids to pay the inheritance tax. But then the kids will be taxed on the money given as a gift, wouldn't they? You can't move money around without it being taxed can. You don't really know how you get around. It can't just sell me or my sister the house 'cause we don't have any money to buy the house with and sell me the house for 5K <laugh> maybe AI knows. Hey there. What's on your mind if a house is worth 800,000 pounds? How much inheritance tax would have to be paid if it was passed on to next of kin in the uk? Inheritance tax is usually 40% on a state above the threshold of 325,000 pounds. So for an eight pound house, subtract the threshold and apply the tax. 40% of and 75 that would result in 90 in inheritance tax. Can you pay that in monthly installments? You typically need to pay inheritance tax as a lump sum. However, if the estate includes assets that take time to sell like property, you might be able to arrange installments. Best to check with HNRC or a financial advisor for specifics on your situation. Is there a way to get around it? You often have to pay inheritance tax upfront, but if the estate includes assets like property, you might be able to arrange installments. It's best to consult with HMRC or a financial advisor for guidance tailored to the situation. So we'd need 190,000 pounds and if me and my sister split it, it'll be 80,000 or 85,000. Actually, if you and your sister are splitting the inheritance tax, it would be half of 190,000 pounds, which is 95,000 pounds each. The figure of $80,000 might be coming from a currency conversion. But it's important to make sure you are comparing in the same uh, nine. I mean 90,000 each doesn't seem that much. You know all these British people are painting the red flag everywhere. The Red Cross. I saw one on the way home, it was on the roundabout. This big red plus sign. I didn't think it was happening here. And then in Plymouth when I was on that date, there was this car and it had all these English flags flying out of it. <laugh>, imagine they get pulled over for that. What's the flag called? St. John's or something? St. George's. Mm. How's going on a date? Desperate for sex. It's just going on a date. It's like if mood is saying making a YouTube videos 'cause you're desperate for views. Why does everything have to be you do a thing because of desperation? You just do a thing. 'cause you want to do it. Why always you gotta bring the desperate word in. If I have an opportunity to have sex, why would I not take it? I guess someone I blocked is saying something 'cause I can't see it. What do you mean it's no different to getting an escort? It's completely different. You really can't tell why it's different. God you must be so stupid. It's not just for sex. If you pay two 50 to a prostitute, you get sex once and then she leaves. She doesn't like you. You don't go on dates. You don't get more sex unless you pay again. You don't get the intimacy. You can't cuddle and watch movies. What do you mean it's the same? God, you're so fucking dumb when you get girlfriend you can have unlimited sex. I had sex with your hero like 5,000 times. How much would that cost per 250 pounds? Plus you get way more than just sex. You get a relationship and create experiences and memories. Can't believe you need someone to tell you this. You must be fucking retarded. It's an investment into creating something meaningful. It's not just for one time sex. Okay, your band dumb, stupid and irritating and negative. You sound like an insult. Get the fuck out here. Fucking loser. The second time you've been banned. Now you sound like such a fucking loser. The first thought I ban you was 'cause you were saying fucking loser stuff. Now you're saying intel stuff. Get the fuck out of here fucking weirdo. Imagine thinking paying 250 pounds to meet a girl is the same as paying for a sex with a prostitute. Sorry dumb. Have you not had a girlfriend ever before in your life? Because it sounds like it. I have the most retarded viewers ever. If people actually piss me off. Also in a normal situation you wouldn't have to spend 250. I'm only spending 250 for some extra insurance 'cause I have a unique situation. Otherwise I would've just booked one night. Actually I wouldn't even booked it at all until I had confirmation. I can't believe how dumb you have to be to think spending 200 pounds to meet a girl who could become a girlfriend. It's the same as spending it on a prostitute for one time only and then she's gone. It's not even close to being the same. Not how you can be so stupid and imagine thinking it's only about sex. Oh you people are so dumb. Some of the best times I had with girlfriends were not having sex. It was like going somewhere, doing stuff together, going on a trip. I dunno why you think all I care about is sex. Well 'cause I talk about sex, it means all I want is sex. It's just one thing I talk about doesn't mean it's all I want as such. Brain dead people. People. Yeah. I say you people 'cause I don't see anyone in the chat backing me up. In fact, it seemed like you were agreeing with him. I don't see anyone in the chat going, oh Daniel wants a girlfriend. Daniel wants more than sex. Oh 250 for one time is on the same silent girl and see anyone in the chat backing me up. So yeah, you'll get tired with the same brush. 'cause you're probably all thinking, oh yeah, who's stupid? Spending 250 for sex. So yeah, you people. Are you people? 'cause your brains are too small to understand the reasoning behind it. I just can't believe how dumb people are sometimes. I've heard that line a lot over my years of doing YouTube. Why doesn't he just pay for sex? You fucking dumbass. Oh God. Like I paid how much money to go to Japan to meet your hero. I didn't even go there to meet her. I just randomly met her on Tinder. But I spent probably a thousand pounds on tickets and a guest house to go to Japan. So some idiot like Kim would say, oh he's spending a thousand pounds for sex. He could do four times sex with prostitutes. Yeah, but I had jhi for like three years. I had sex with Jiro than four times, didn't I? So that's way infinitely better value for money than spending it on a prostitute. I had sex with her probably thousands of times. What stupid thing to say? Plus I got content which basically paid for itself. Prostitute is just worst value for money. I like having a girlfriend and I like having sex. Prostitute's not gonna be your girlfriend. Yeah, it is expensive going on a date and you're not guaranteed anything. But it's worth the risk isn't it? The reward, the potential reward makes the tiny risk of a couple hundred pounds. Way worth it. Most like buying stocks, you buy a bunch. Most will not do much. Some might go up but then you might get that one banger that goes parabolic. I've already spent how much? Probably a couple hundred on dates and missed out couple hundred on lost income. I'm going to the hotel tomorrow. Yeah, I told too many liars I shouldn't have lied about my age. That was completely unnecessary. And it was only by two years as well. Well I was just trying to make sure that I didn't use any data that was in the band list. So I thought my date of birth might link to my name Daniel and they might find me quicker. So if I change everything, I would avoid detection longer was my theory. Also, I didn't actually think I was gonna get anywhere. <laugh>. My pictures are awful. I'm surprised anyone matched me. At least they, they, I don't know. At least I didn't like pick cherry. Pick the best picture of a hundred. I just put some pretty bad looking pictures. I didn't even edit them. Left the pimples in <laugh> <laugh>. This crypto ripping tip. My sweet coin. Sweet coin's. Not doing anything tanking. Got 20 pounds in three coin. Uh, I don't know, maybe I just say I wasn't comfortable putting my real name on the app but it's actually my middle name. But my real name's Daniel. But do I wait? Do I like preemptively tell her or wait until she finds out? It might be better if I preemptively strike. She'll know about your channel. Yeah, that's why I nuked all of it. Why'd you think I took it all down? Apart from the gaming stuff and don't say it's on the Reddit. No one finds a Reddit. Reddit has no discoverability. And also, um, it wouldn't even come up if you search my channel name. 'cause my channel's name's not hiding my room anymore. Genius channels dead anyway. Who cares? Can't even get 2K views. The one about Japan did the best but still didn't even crack 5K. I can't believe some people think the chance of getting a girlfriend is not worth a 250 pound punt. 250 pounds is nothing. I spent 250 on two nights for a hotel and then someone was saying that I'm stupid. Wasting money can get a prostitute for 250. Yeah, I don't want a stupid prostitute though. This is what makes life worth living. The excitement and the thrill stopped being boring over 250. Well the first day cost me nothing 'cause we went to a museum and I bought a five pound milkshake and then the second day game ago cost me 40 pounds for the classical tickets. So that wasn't too bad. And then the third date cost me nearly a hundred 'cause I went to Korean barbecue and shisha. They getting progressively more and more expensive. Most expensive date. Probably me that Korean barbecue in London was, must have been at least a hundred. And then karaoke must have been like 20 or 30. And then the trampoline park, I don't know, probably 15 I forgot. And then a hotel in London must have been at least a hundred. Probably cost me nearly 300. And then train tickets from Harriet Shi to London. Yeah, but I had sex with Mila hundreds of times. We dated for how long? Nine months did it. At least three times a day when she was at my mom's house. And then probably, uh, I don't know the frequency went down when I was in Rotterdam 'cause she came over less. She was only at my place maybe three nights a week, 20 maybe we just did it 30 times a month when I was Inda. Probably 250 times. Imagine paying for it 250 times. That would cost you $200,000 or more. <laugh>? No, $62,000. Imagine if I met Meter again. But she looks so different that I'm not even attracted at all. That it'll be crazy. Yeah, no stream tomorrow. I can't dock the hotel. Yeah. Well how many girls were really into me and then they see me now and think, uh, how was I ever into him? But now I don't have my beauty filter. Imagine what your hero must be thinking now that I've done bum holes suffering. OnlyFans. You must be thinking how did I ever want to marry this guy? Do you hate us all? No. Only if you disagree with everything I say and keep trying to argue, then I kind of hate you. I seen a recent photo of a guy banged. No, not that I can think of. Yeah, I don't know if I can think of a girl who's gotten hotter with age. Every time I see the older pics I think, oh they look so much better back then. But back then they wouldn't have dated me. Would they like faster? Look pretty nice In her twenties she had sleek black hair and she looked nice. Probably wouldn't have dated me though 'cause I was a weirdo when I was in my twenties. I was like really skinny, dorky, no money. Unless they were, I don't know, drug addicts and looked terrible. But then they cleaned up over the years. Like Venus EDTA could easily improve how she looks if she got clean. But she's just completely mentally deranged. She's like completely psycho. She thinks she'll ever grow up. I I feel like she won't. I mean look at her mom. She's just nuts. And she's completely lost it. No, she doesn't talk about me anymore. Thank God I do not want her attention at all. Her sub-Reddit's gone a bit dead recently. I guess she's not really up to much. Then last I heard she made a discord and then they were just spamming racial stuff. Sometimes I'm really glad I'm so boring. All these people can just go away and just bored them away. Like I probably bored off crypt sometimes. Being interesting is not good. I don't want to be interesting. I'm boring. I just sit here, do nothing. Leave me alone. Crucified minion. No, I don't really like Jean. Why? I don't like her chin for some reason. I don't know why the date's not tomorrow. Just checking in the hotel. No, I don't like am amru. I don't like any of these girls. I don't like poker main. Don't like Amber Ranch. I don't find any of them very attractive. I don't know. I don't find celebrities or influencers attractive. But then I see some random girl at Tesco and I think she's like the most beau beautiful woman ever. Like the woman at the self checkout in Tesco I think is more attractive than any celebrity I've ever seen. Just, you know, like the girl next door kind of look. Yeah, it is hard to get my savings up and my debts down now with the kick money drying up and with dates going on, I'm probably just gonna make 400 pounds this week. Yeah. Then I've gotta get the cat and cat supplies and a Hoover. But then the Hoover is gonna freak out the cat 'cause it's noisy. So now I'm not sure about getting the Hoover or the Hoover will scare it. Yeah, I've got permission and someone's agreed to sell me their cat. The great news is I've got a girlfriend meet her on Monday. She's in her twenties. What do I need to take tomorrow? Deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush in case the hotel for some reason doesn't have it. You never know. Maybe I take toilet paper to underwear and socks and my tandoori chicken. I'm gonna bring some battery bank. I guess I'll bring my tripod just in case I end up alone. I wanna stream the neighbor's. Guests have parked their car in front of my driveway. Thanks. Why don't they park in front of the driveway of the house servicing not my driveway. I feel like the layout of this cul-de-sac wasn't planned out very well. Why are the driveways so long but narrow instead of wider? Cars have to park in single file so the car in the back can't get out unless the person moves the car in the front and there's not really anywhere to park without blocking a driveway. If you're visiting whatever. I already cut my hair a week ago. If you like it, look can shop. I am bored. No, I'm not saying happy birthday. Never. You can't make me. That doesn't count. You get the et middle finger. Yeah, I might go home for Christmas or maybe with my new girlfriend. Maybe I get invited to Christmas there. What are they gonna send? The clip of me flipping off Pushkin to the R-S-P-C-A animal abuse. He gave him the middle finger. You wanna see what again? The middle finger. Suck it. One time I was filming Pushkin, he ran up and jumped up onto the table towards me and waxed my hand like he knew I was filming him. It was really weird. Like he was saying, don't film me. How does he know? It's like he knows. Didn't I put it on Instagram? I was secretly filming him like that. And he jumps up on the table, went it was funny. I wonder if he remembers me. I hmm. Might go to bed at 10. Nah, I should keep going. Make up for the lost days of streaming. I saw a motorbike today. It was doing 85 miles per hour and I thought I was going fast. I got him on camera. Should I report him to the police? <laugh>? That'd be such a thick move. How do I know? Unless I was also in for 85. Well, I just have a very clean eye. I can tell. Speeds just with my eye. Yeah, the car in front of me was going really slow and then he slowed down, I assume to let me overtake to which I did very kind of him 'cause he was driving slow as fuck. And then this massive wide open straight road just opened up ahead of me. Yeah, I might go back for Christmas. Since me and my mom are in good times again. I blocking her is probably unnecessary. Maybe I overreacted. Maybe. Uh, I might just stay there though. Oh, I got headache. I had sheha the other day. It's weird how you can just fully inhale it and you don't feel a thing. How come vape's not like that? I've got such a head rush. How's SheHer? Differe into a vape? We got strawberry flavor. Why is baby oil kind of associated with gay sex? Do straight couples ever use it? Man, woman. It's kind of got this smell. Hmm. Oh god. Break from streaming would be nice, I guess. Um, any new games coming out? Six song Kronos The New Dawn. <laugh> a stupid game name. Kronos the New Dawn. Hmm. Anything good on YouTube? When's the iPhone 17 coming out? Tuesday. Really? Really? Ugh. Ah, spasm. Ah, it's got iPhone spasm. I don't even want it. I dunno why I care. Oh. Oh. How do I simplify my research? It's basically what, um, reality. I mean, reality met even. That's watermark. Tell me about that scene. <laugh>. Actually it's one of my from. Yep. He just hung up. And where did he go? Walked into the movie set. It was very, um, very dislocated. Was it was down. Christian Bale was very handsome, man, that's the only two times. But I didn't really wanna be on the set the one time that I, I was down in the, oh, shocks his English. I didn't really wanna be on the set the one time that I wanted talk <crosstalk>. When's he gonna talk? Other people shut up. And um, does he not talk in this whole thing? What do you like about Patrick Ba? What do I like? Yeah. Um, I like nothing about him. <laugh>. I mean, he's a completely unde character, you know, and I attempt to make him sympathetic at all. But what makes him entertain is the fact that that, that, uh, he has no redeem. No you, that you, but but at the same time, he finds himself in so many ridiculous situations and reacts in such a ridiculous manner. You know, he's certainly somebody that I wouldn't wanna, you know, be, uh, at a table with meeting. But I certainly want to eavesdrop on this conversation. Uh, roll take. Just want to give a one sense of, of what this film looks like and, and Christian in the role of Patrick, like here he is. Scene. What was that nigger, nigger nigger, nigger, nigger. No. Not allowed N word. New card. What do you think? What do you think? Oh, very nice. Look at that. Picked them up from the Cris yesterday. Good coloring. That's bone. And the lettering is something called Cian rail. It's very cool baby. But that's nothing. Look at this, it looks the same. This is really nice. Eggs. Shell with ramal and tape. What do you think? Nice. Why? Jesus, that is really super. Seems so funny. I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Pattens card. <laugh>. Wait, you ain't seen nothing yet. Gray's, lettering. Pale nimbus. White press. Bright nuts. Mm. Let's see. Paul Allen's car. They all look the same. That subtle off white gallery, it's just white. A tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a water mar. Oh my God. Tell me about that scene. Mary <laugh>. <laugh>. Well, I'd say it's one of my very favorite scenes in the book. Yeah. And I have say we really lifted it straight out the book, isn't it? It's hardly been changed. It's placed in place in the office instead of the restaurant. But it's that's right. Yeah. But you know what? But it just goes to show you though, that you read that scene in a book and you might imagine certain people playing it, but when it's actually played out and it's visualized for you, it has a different sting to it. There's something funnier. The ominous music, the editing shifts. I don't know, it's really, I really did not think initially when I wrote that scene that it was, you know, one of the funnier scenes. But when I see it in the movie <laugh>, I still even now totally cracked up at it. Yeah, I mean, to me it was one of the things that made really love the book. The idea. Oh, but also the idea that these guys are so obsessed that the minutiae of status that they're basically have breakdowns over such tiny things. Uh, what was the difficult challenge for you in terms of making this? Was it the violence? Was it something else? Was it, you know, how violence, um, I-man came out making sure that, that you caught the spirit of bake. Well, I think, I think, I think there's a, a, a tonal thing, which I, I want, one of the things I liked in the book I thought was very interesting in the book was that it shifted totally abruptly from a social, social sapphire comic scene to something, you know, horrifying or upsetting. And I wanted, I wanted that abruptness that you would just in a way you wouldn't know where you were. So I promote you like in the business card scene, the next scene. This is what is a disturbing scene. Um, so it was, it was making that decision to go with those abrupt shifts in tone. And then I guess the, the sort technical problem. I've never seen him in anything apart from what it called American Psycho. Oh, he, he's Batman as well, isn't, I don't like Batman boring. I never like Batman. He's such a boring superhero. All he does is punch and then swing around on his bat thing and drives that car. I don't get the appeal of Batman would've happened. And then why did Batman fight Superman? It's not even close to a fair fight. What's the mechanist about? Sometimes I wish I was a hot, tall, white guy with a nice little beard. They do look kind of cool in Met. He sold when snake gets solved by the boss, then given a range of different dispensing animations depending on what weapon you are using. Look, probably the funniest one however, is when you tried to fight her with a magazine in hand, she actually looks cata flabbergasted. Like a disappointed parent. Subscribe a poll from all MGS videos. Do Asian women capture foster online friendship or Okay on video on the iPhone, the, uh, see those dots, A little constellation of stars right there that's not supposed to be there, that is spent baked in damage to this, of this stone that's been in everything that I've taken. You might even noticed it in s that I've published shot on this phone, which is really annoying. I've been trying to figure how this happen. And I settled on my final theory. Lidar. See it's been documented in cases that lidar, which is quick bursts of labor and actually permanent damage, a smartphone camera sensor in a very specific way in real time. This video here shooting a car. And the thing is, I shoot every single auto focus channel video on a smartphone camera. And these dots started showing up ous really close to when I got my video of all the vote, which does have lidar. It seems like those regular lenses are simply protected from ir. They have smartphone spin on all ir. I have a note for your sleep shop Look. Yeah, so because I why this child can play video games for hours and cannot do homework for more than a few minutes because the video game provides external, continuous a hundred percent consequences for acting with it. And the homework does nothing. When a problem is solved on a sheet of paper, nothing happens. The consequences are delayed and therein lies to trouble. So the corollary of this is if you want to see an A DHD person fail, you put 'em in any environment where there the work will not get done because the person cannot self-motivate. And this is not a choice and this is not willful. And this is not a child who just, if they wish, wake up tomorrow and smell the coffee and get and do the work. They cannot. This is an internal neurogenetic that's like me. I find it really hard to do anything unless there's an outcome straight away. Ironic thing about life is that you're a different person to everyone you meet. To some you're quiet to others. You never stop talking. Remember you for your kindness. Others, the time you walked away, you are a villain in someone's story, A hero in another. And to most you are just a passing thought. A name they once knew you don't exist as one person. You are a listen to this. Doesn't it sound like me? Different person to everyone you meet. To some you are quiet to others. You never stop talking. <laugh> some remember you for your kindness, others, for the time you walked away, you are a villain in someone's story. A hero in another's. And to most you are just a passing thought. A name they once knew you don't exist as one person, but as countless versions of yourself shaped by fleeting moments and personal perceptions. And here's what's unsettling. You will never truly know yourself the way others do. You will never hear your own laughter the way someone else does. You will never see the way your absence lingers in a room you used to fill to yourself. You are just you. But in reality you are a thousand different stories. None of which you will ever get to read The ironic thing. So true, take you out practice. We can make you believe we know what we're doing. Did you know a metal gear, solid delta? If you are ever having a hard time against the fury and his tendency to Jesse, did I talk at all about trying to read? Trying to read, not to read at all? Can do it. I believe in you. Um, see, I talk at all about trying to read say So we hammer books. I can't remember if I yes, do scrolling for me, the need is to tune out. Oh, that's not the need. What is the need for tuning out sir? Oh, the ladders. So one those classic shots you can see it's a headset. You'll look back and see a painful truth. Your dreams faded because you chose what felt easy, over what felt hard. All those small, comfortable choices added up to a life smaller than what you wanted. This kind of regret cuts deeper than most. It's not about bad luck or outside forces. It's about the choices you made, the safety you chose, the risks you avoided each time you picked the comfortable path. A piece of your dream dimmed. Not in dramatic moments, but in quiet, everyday decisions that seemed small at the time. The hardest part you'll know. It was you who let those dreams slip away. Not circumstances, not other people. You this understanding that you created your own limitations becomes the regret that follows you. The question that keeps you awake, the knowledge that your comfort costs you. Everything you truly wanted today still offers a choice. Your future self is watching what you, your belt. It's been six weeks since my father passed. I was in Los Angeles. Oh, is that Jack Osborn up to a knock on my house door at around. He looks so different now in the morning. Someone who's worked for my family for 30 years now was, was knocking on my door when I looked through my window and I saw it was him. I just knew, I knew something bad had happened. I'd been back in LA for about a week after my dad's show in Birmingham. I stuck around, hung out for a week with the family at the house, my kids. And you know, it was a really amazing week. My family and I were scheduled to go, uh, on vacation. We were supposed to. When you wait for someone for a few minutes, it's your need for a few hours. It's your trust for a few weeks. It's your friendship. But to wait when you know the person will not come is your love. People say never expect anything in return from anyone. But the truth is, when we really love someone, we naturally expect a little care and love from them. Everyone you meet is a part of your journey, but not all of them are meant to stay in your life. Some people are just passing through to bring you gifts, either their blessings or lessons. And in this journey you must learn to appreciate the transient nature of relationships. Understanding that each encounter has its purpose. Shaping your character, teaching you resilience, and preparing you for the deeper connections that lie ahead. Fuck. How is he maintaining his balance? So well what the fuck? Yes. Hello everyone. Best thing to do right now, I do have other things to do. Oh, where are you going? I'm so sorry about that. It's okay. Where are you going? It's not lunch. I promise you it's not lunch. You're not gonna have lunch. I don't think so. No. No lunch. Sad, isn't it? You're meeting with the president. I can't remember what the change is. It's possible you can't remember if you're meeting with the president, I'm being very polite and I'm not gonna tell you what I'm doing this afternoon, but I can assure you that. But this the free speech hearing. You're not gonna tell me what you're doing this afternoon. Oh, there's, oh, free speech is one thing. Discretion is quite another too. Okay, I do have other things to do. Oh, where are you going? I'm set. I definitely think copy other people will. My goal is, see the first thing that I see in people is to what degree does this person feel like they are not enough? What are, I'm curious when you know what, this man came up. You are toxic. It's actually very attractive to ask for clarity instead of pretending you are cool with things being confusing. It's actually very okay. For sure, man. I know this playing school proof. First of all, you and me, why am I always late? Well, let me ask next Sandy party. I might go to bed big day tomorrow. Hopefully don't see you on Monday. Maybe I do one more hour since you'll insist so much it's funny or kind of sad. How will this o Beside and drama never gets any views. Even with all these clip channels. Even this big drama with his ex, Kimmy doesn't even get 5K views. No one cares. One point it's so popular. And then next minute no one cares. Like even this clip channel here, oh, this suspenders clip got 500,000 views two years ago. Suspenders, puking is the most popular clip. So today at Cross we're gonna asking people what exactly do they love about Y? We love Ys because it's a hairy, little hairy Liddy. Doesn't really matter to me. I got options, baby. Don't matter to me. This girl Liddy talking so much smack about you. I, she's saying you're a piece of crap. She said, you're not a human. She is so wack, bro. I never do for the things that I can provide for them. That's the difference. So yes, girls can find guys as well, but they can't find guys who want to date them. They, I'm the guy with the value. I can do whatever I want. Okay? I'm the guy with the value. I can do whatever the I want. I'm make dude, I'm the one like bro, the man in any relationship, if they're providing all of the value in the relationship, they can do whatever the fuck they want. How about that? If the man is providing all the money, all the power, all of everything. They can do whatever they want. Straight up, bro, you creepy, flirt. They can get rejected and go all insult ment mode. Kimberly, you're gonna post our PMs and Discord and then block me and then immediately unblock me to show like some weird bro, you're really that insecure about what the viewers think when I'm just trying to defend you. Protect you on your shitty ass. On your shitty ass friend. You don't want make Kimberly, you really don't wanna, I still blocks <laugh>. Keep talking about Discord. You don't, you don't wanna make Kimberly. I mean is this the route you want to go down? Because I can go down that route and it's irreversible. If I go down that route at the end of the day, I'll still be a streamer. You're the one that's gonna come out of this looking real weird. You're gonna come out of this looking real bad. Get real for a second. We've all seen you out with friends, girls that don't know you want nothing to do with you. Streamer world is your only home. Oh welcome back Bobby. You prefer to save your friend. I can't believe a week's gone by so quick weak ass friends than me. The guy who's done a lot for you. You really don't want to go down this route Billy, so just unblock me and just talk to me in private. Otherwise it's gonna be irreversible damage, new law. The only girl interested in you was Arab girl and you block, I see her consumed with fear and insecurity to leave Kim, it would hurt you more seeing her with another man than her seeing you with another woman. No I wouldn't because here's the thing. Huh? They fin country folk ride. Don't watch telly don't shop on. Dunno. Some random synth wave played this. Why does it all sound the same? Your business is only using 20% of its data. Sure. You could search for the other 80% all over the place or you can find Remind. Yeah, I'm kind of, we run it down my vagina Remind. Yeah, I'm kind run it down my vagina. Remind Yeah I'm kind wet. Run it down. Oh wow. Kind wet. Run it down my vagina. Yeah, I'm kind of wet. Run it down my vagina. My, that's nice. Oh hmm. So let me rewrite this. Oh wow. Thank. Hi it the toilet. I bought many donuts and loads of garlic bread with money I want in court. Enjoy your time with Bobby Brown. Meanwhile, I have a new boyfriend, BBC immigrant from Nigeria. I'm arming in with him. The kitten? Mm-hmm <affirmative> Yeah. I should have said I'm so sorry not <laugh>. That would've been funny. Imagine crying. I don't know when I'm put on the spot, I just do as I'm told. That's how I was raised. I still, only until later my rebellious self comes back dot. You think Mexican? Andy's married with kids. Now where are all these people like the vaping guy, Bampton Hampton or whatever his name is. <laugh> in jail. Really? What about Greek God ex, he looked like he was going through a rough time. Uh, last time I saw a Greek stream he had just a couple hundred viewers and he was working out and being all Andrew Tati. Does he even post anymore a month ago? 5K views two months ago. He looks weird now. Yeah. Won't any of the clip channels clip me more famous than all these other stupid randoms? Didn't even clip the hotel thing. Shit. Useless idiot. Wonder what he does now You think he got a job? Surely you can't be making enough off Twitch unless he's got very generous viewers. It just gets boring after a while. You're doing it for like 10, 15 years. I dunno how you don't get depressed doing it unless you can stay going strong without falling off. You just lose the hunger. It's exciting At first you wanna become famous and you blow all your energy trying to become as famous as you can get. And then you hit a ceiling and you realize you've hit the ceiling and it's all downhill and then you just don't really care anymore. Once you stop caring, it's over. It's a thing where you need to care and you need the hunger. It is not a job where you can just mindlessly do it. Then people leave. I like this song. I like the chorus but I hate the bit with the weird robot voice. That's why I can't add it to my playlist. This fits really good and they ruin it with this. So stupid. Don't wanna fear show, wear it dark but have no fear. It needs a second course. It gets a bit repetitive but you, there's something inside you. It's hard. Explain while they were saying what you're saying. I am Ryan Gosling <laugh>. It gets a bit repetitive. Helen's confused com You I see the signs. You always changing s you always, this one's quite nice. I might add it. I don't know where it's from. Running in the night. How about this one and need some new music for Tamara's Drive. Yeah. It sounds like Doctor disrespect. Yep. I'm gonna meet Weed girl tomorrow. This is the beginning of meditation. I like this guy. She messed it up. Whisper, whisper, heartbeat. Could try to sell his car privately What you feel so know what you expecting. I you, I used to really like this as we go thought free entertainment is something show I what to do. We X, y and really matter to me. <laugh> I at I at this contest not off looking on TV shows Phil 15 to figure out what stream it all. Who's singing that? The guy who posted it to I'm at, I at, at I at. So it's and I need new music. Uh, at Sky Vegas. It's a long ad feeding the plane, fire fuel. What is it like Dave Gibson? David? Well I might go to bed 13 hours done. Dunno if I buy her gift because if I give her something then she's gotta put it away or carry it around the whole time. Get her a cupcake from Tesco. A bag of donuts. She did say she liked dried fruits. I gives her some raisins. Then she'll say, oh you remembered where? What kind of dried fruits? Well, like stuff you put on a cake. I get a bag of raisins. Oh that was a good one. Well think let me go to bed now. See you hopefully not soon. If I see you soon it means didn't go well. Wish me luck guys. If all goes well, I see you on Tuesday. Prediction or Daniel get lucky. Maybe I'll start the prediction on Monday morning. I think you can take part in the prediction even if I'm not live. I'll just start it in the chat. Yeah, I'll start prediction Monday morning from the chat. See ya.