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The Australian guy forces me to sign divorce papers

2018-11-30 · 11 min

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  1. Hello and welcome to today's video. Today

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  2. I want to talk about my cuckolding

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  3. fantasies. Now, if you don't know what a

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  4. cuckold fantasy is, it's basically a guy

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  5. who gets aroused or turned on by the idea

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  6. of his girlfriend or wife cheating on him

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  7. and sleeping with other men. Now, as a

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  8. disclaimer before I start this video, um,

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  9. I'm not in any way saying that I want

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  10. these fantasies to come true. I don't want

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  11. to be cheated on. I don't want this to

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  12. actually happen. And I'm not giving my

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  13. wife permission to see other guys, and I'm

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  14. not giving other guys permission,

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  15. and I'm not, I'm not inviting them or

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  16. requesting them to hit her up in the DMs.

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  17. So stop any naughty thoughts like that

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  18. right now. Now, before I start telling you

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  19. the stories that I've created in my mind,

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  20. I want to tell you that this is not a

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  21. recent thing. And I think the first time I

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  22. started noticing I was having these

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  23. fantasies was about 5 to 6 years ago when

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  24. I was dating a Korean woman, the Korean

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  25. girlfriend. And I used to fantasize about

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  26. other guys sleeping with her, and I would

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  27. go onto the internet and I would look for

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  28. adult videos that had actresses in them

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  29. who looked like the Korean girlfriend. I

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  30. would look for Asian actresses, actresses

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  31. who had the same body shape, who had the

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  32. same hairstyle, similar facial features.

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  33. And this used to be, I guess you could

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  34. call, one of my hobbies— looking for adult

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  35. videos where the actress looks like the

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  36. Korean girlfriend. Now I feel like these

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  37. cuckold fantasies have become stronger,

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  38. or they've surfaced more, since the

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  39. beginning of my relationship with my wife.

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  40. And This is mainly because of the

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  41. Australian guy. So if you've been

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  42. following my channel since the beginning

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  43. of this year, you should know who the

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  44. Australian guy is. And if you don't know

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  45. who he is, let's just do a quick, quick

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  46. recap. He was basically my wife's toy boy

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  47. or serial friend. I'm trying not to say

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  48. the S-word to avoid demonetization. We

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  49. have to keep things family-friendly. Uh,

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  50. yeah, he was her toy boy. They were seeing

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  51. each other, hooking up. They weren't in a

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  52. loving or romantic relationship. It was a

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  53. purely physical, lustful relationship,

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  54. and it lasted for about a year, all the

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  55. way up until the very day before I met my

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  56. wife for the first time. And I know this

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  57. because when I secretly looked at her

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  58. phone and I snooped her— I snooped on her

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  59. chat history, um, I figured out from the

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  60. messages that the last time they met each

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  61. other was on the 2nd of October, and

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  62. that's the day before I met my wife. I met

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  63. my wife for the first time ever on the 3rd

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  64. of October, and he actually came here

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  65. of all places, right there.

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  66. And now I would like to tell you the 2 of

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  67. my— 2 of my favorite stories, fantasies

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  68. that I've created over the last few months

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  69. or longer. And usually I fantasize, I

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  70. fantasize about these stories when I'm at

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  71. the hotel, when I'm at hotels after I ran

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  72. away from my wife. Okay, so the first

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  73. story goes like this. I'm in a hotel

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  74. and I'm messaging my wife. Somehow she

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  75. manages to get me to come back home, and I

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  76. come back home and she's sitting there and

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  77. she has divorce papers ready, and she says

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  78. she wants to get divorced. And she

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  79. suspects that, or she's worried that I

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  80. might run away and that I might refuse to

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  81. sign the divorce papers so I could stay in

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  82. Japan for the rest of my marriage visa.

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  83. So as backup, she has the Australian guy

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  84. hiding in the closet or in the toilet or

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  85. somewhere where I don't notice him. And

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  86. before it's too late, as I come into the

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  87. apartment, he pops out from behind me. He

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  88. locks the door and he prevents me from

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  89. leaving. And my wife says that I'm not

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  90. leaving until I sign the divorce papers.

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  91. And obviously I'm shocked and I get angry

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  92. and I say, what the hell? I'm leaving,

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  93. you crazy woman! But as I'm about to

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  94. leave, as I try to leave, the Australian

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  95. guy grabs me and physically— he physically

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  96. prevents me from leaving. So I don't have

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  97. a choice. I have to sign the divorce

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  98. papers. I can't overpower the Australian

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  99. guy because he's bigger and he's stronger

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  100. and I don't have any weapons. So I have no

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  101. choice but to sign the divorce papers.

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  102. And that's what I do. I sign the divorce

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  103. papers and then my wife says, thanks, you

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  104. can go now. And as I'm leaving, the

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  105. Australian guy is sniggering behind my

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  106. back, laughing, and he says, thanks,

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  107. Danny boy. Now run off and make your sad

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  108. little YouTube video crying about it. And

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  109. they slammed the door on my back. And as

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  110. I'm about to go, I start hearing squeaking

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  111. sounds coming from the bed. You know, the

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  112. squeaking sounds that you would expect to

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  113. hear from 2 people making love on the bed.

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  114. And I start hearing the voice of my wife.

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  115. She's making sounds that a woman would

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  116. make when she's being made love to.

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  117. And I just stand there. I don't know what

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  118. to do. For some reason, I can't walk away,

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  119. and I just end up standing there

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  120. listening.

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  121. And I press my ear up against the door so

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  122. I could listen to it better, more clearly.

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  123. And I'm half angry and half

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  124. aroused. And that's it. That's the first

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  125. story. Okay, on to the second story.

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  126. The next story is kind of similar to the

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  127. previous story. It's a slight variation,

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  128. I guess you could say, and it follows a

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  129. similar storyline, a similar pattern.

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  130. Okay, so I'm at the hotel and I decide to

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  131. come back to my wife, but I don't tell

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  132. her. I secretly come back in the evening

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  133. and I'm about to knock on the door. But

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  134. before I knock on the door, I can hear

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  135. sounds coming from inside of the

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  136. apartment. And I hear the bed squeaking,

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  137. squeaking sounds from the bed, and I hear

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  138. the same sounds of my wife's voice. The

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  139. sounds that a woman would make as she's

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  140. being made love to. And I don't know what

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  141. to do. Should I start hammering the door

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  142. in anger? Should I start ringing the

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  143. doorbell? Or should I just stand there and

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  144. listen? And this is what I do. I stand

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  145. there and I listen for a bit, and then I

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  146. send her a message on my phone. Now, I

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  147. don't know if she would actually notice

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  148. that I sent her a message because, you

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  149. know, they're getting busy. But let's just

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  150. say for this story she has notifications

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  151. turned on and she hears a little ding

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  152. sound when I send her a message, and she

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  153. reads the message a few minutes later,

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  154. and I tell her that I'm coming back now.

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  155. Are you at home? And she sends me a

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  156. reply saying that she's at work and she

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  157. asks me to come back in an hour or 2. So I

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  158. play along and I pretend that I don't know

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  159. what's happening and I say, okay, I'll be—

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  160. I'll be back in an hour. I'll come— I'll

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  161. come home in an hour. And what I do is I

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  162. hide around the corner or behind a bush

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  163. somewhere where no one can see me. And

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  164. then after about 5 or 10 minutes of

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  165. waiting, the door opens and a guy comes

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  166. out. It could be the Australian guy, it

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  167. could be a white guy, it could be a

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  168. Japanese guy, it could be a black guy.

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  169. It's up to you, use your imagination. So I

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  170. see the Australian guy coming out and he

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  171. just walks off. He doesn't notice me.

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  172. He's in a bit of a rush, in a hurry. I

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  173. wait for him to disappear from sight. I

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  174. wait until he's gone, and then I quickly

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  175. open the door to the apartment before my

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  176. wife can lock it. And I enter the

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  177. apartment and what do I see? I see

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  178. underwear, panties, clothing lying around

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  179. the floor, and I see my wife lying on the

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  180. bed or sitting upright on the bed

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  181. undressed. And she looks at me, I look at

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  182. her, we're both very shocked and

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  183. surprised. And I say to her, who was that

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  184. guy who just walked out of the apartment?

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  185. And she's umming and ahhing, trying to

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  186. think of an excuse. And before she can say

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  187. anything, I walk up to her and I

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  188. finish the job that the Australian guy

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  189. started. And that's it. That's the story.

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  190. Those are my 2 favorite fantasies or

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  191. stories that I like to think about or

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  192. fantasize over when I'm in the hotels— in

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  193. a hotel. And that's basically it.

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  194. It'll be, uh, be pretty

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  195. amazing if this video doesn't get

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  196. demonetized. I tried my best to avoid any

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  197. naughty words. We'll see. Who wants to

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  198. place bets? Do you think this video is

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  199. going to get demonetized? Find out.

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  200. Just a quick update on the moving process.

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  201. No, we still haven't moved. We're still at

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  202. the old apartment even though we have the

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  203. keys to the new apartment. And we could

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  204. just go there now, but there's no

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  205. electricity, there's no water, there's no

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  206. anything until maybe tomorrow or the next

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  207. day. They, they need to— I don't know what

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  208. they do. Maybe they plug in the

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  209. electricity after it's been plugged out,

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  210. because there's no point having the

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  211. electricity and gas running and on when

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  212. there's no one, no one living there. So

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  213. they probably keep that stuff off, um,

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  214. whilst they're looking for new tenants.

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  215. So hopefully all the electricity and all

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  216. that stuff will be up and running by next

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  217. week before we move in. Otherwise,

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  218. that'll be a bit rubbish. Just trying to

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  219. get my clip-on lens attached, but it's

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  220. useless. Waste of money. So these are

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  221. our boxes. Well, it's all her boxes. I

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  222. haven't even started packing yet. I don't

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  223. really have much to pack, and I've packed

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  224. my stuff so many times from leaving and

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  225. running off to hotels, I'm pretty good at

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  226. packing my stuff now. I'm just gonna use

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  227. my bag. All my clothes fit in my bag. My

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  228. laptop fits in my bag. I put my Switch and

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  229. my chargers into my shoulder strap bag.

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  230. And that's basically it. And it'd be nice

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  231. if people stopped telling me to help my

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  232. wife and stop filming and help her out,

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  233. because I did help her out. We were at the

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  234. apartment getting ready and doing stuff

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  235. for about 2 hours, several hours, and I

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  236. only filmed about 8 minutes of it. What do

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  237. you think I was doing for the rest of the

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  238. time? When I wasn't filming. You only see

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  239. the parts that I'm filming, so obviously

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  240. when I'm filming, I'm filming and I'm not

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  241. helping her.

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  242. Yes, I did help her do other things when

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  243. I was not filming, but because I wasn't

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  244. filming, you didn't see it. You only see

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  245. what I show you, just remember that. And

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  246. that's, that's my kitchen.

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