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Kick Livestreams/I'M BACK AGAIN 2025-10-03 08_13 [27c5f368-im-back-again] 480p
2025-10-03 · 39 min
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Yeah, I don't know, I had a lot of problems today.
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0:34–0:36 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_0IRL Pro kept glitching, kept disconnecting.
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0:38–0:42 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_1I think there's something weird about the Wi-Fi here.
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0:47–0:49 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_2Because I don't have this problem in Devon.
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0:54–0:56 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_3Room and momentum now lost to my viewers.
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1:54–1:59 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_4Oh,
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2:41–2:41 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_5I love this
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2:43–2:46 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_6iPhone Air so much. I can't return it, it's too nice. Look at my wallpaper, look
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2:59–3:07 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_7at that. It's like it pops out the screen.
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3:11–3:15 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_8It's so nice and it's so thin.
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3:19–3:22 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_9I can't believe I'm actually going to keep it. But it's just— oh God, it's so nice.
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3:26–3:31 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_10No, I haven't really been playing any games recently.
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3:34–3:36 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_11No, I didn't sell my old phones.
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3:40–3:41 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_12I was just gonna buy it, mess about, make some troll videos, and send it back. It is such a nice phone.
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3:48–3:55 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_13The screen, it looks so nice and bright.
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3:58–4:02 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_14I love the way the corners shine. The corners shine.
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4:06–4:10 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_15Look, I wonder if it's all going to chip away like my iPhone 12 Mini. With my acidic sweat.
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4:14–4:22 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_16Yeah, such a nice phone.
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4:31–4:33 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_17I love the way the light reflects on this little bump,
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4:36–4:39 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_18the way it highlights at the bottom.
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4:41–4:43 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_19It's a shame they couldn't have made a flatter camera bump.
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4:49–4:51 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_20Imagine if this thing was just flat on the back, like just a slab.
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4:54–4:58 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_21But if they don't make the cameras better, people would be like, oh, the cameras are worse.
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5:08–5:11 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_22I wouldn't mind having a lower quality camera if it meant a smaller camera bump.
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5:13–5:17 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_23David Beckham lands £25 million payday. Jesus, that guy is just addicted to money. Have you seen the documentary about him? When he was a footballer and started getting popular, he'd get paid like £200K and then just spend it all. That very day, like buy a brand new car, buy Rolex. He would just spend all his money straight
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5:21–5:45 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_24away. He was such a consumer.
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5:45–5:46 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_25And now all he does is these brand deals where he advertises underwear or perfume or sports gear, and he gets paid tens of millions.
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5:49–5:59 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_26Guy must be loving life. It's funny, like, he gets paid tens of millions more than he made from being a footballer, and his football skills don't even help him. It's just because he's a good-looking guy.
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6:04–6:16 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_27If he wears it, people want to wear it too. He's a walking
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6:18–6:22 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_28product display thing.
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6:25–6:27 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_29It's like, you mean you put your product on David Beckham, it's going to sell? Like when he shaved his head, all these stupid fans shaved their heads as well.
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6:30–6:38 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_30He's like advertising marketing heaven for businesses.
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6:45–6:51 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_31He doesn't even do anything. He's like the ambassador of This brand, that brand. He just stands there half naked.
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6:56–7:02 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_32All these stupid tattoos.
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7:06–7:07 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_33What do you mean my stream is red? What does that even mean?
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7:16–7:19 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_34What, the camera? It's not red. What are you talking about?
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7:21–7:24 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_35It's not red at all. What do you mean? What do you mean it's red?
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7:28–7:31 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_36The hell does that even mean?
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7:37–7:38 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_37Your face is red.
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7:44–7:46 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_38This phone's so nice. I mean, look how thin it is,
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8:00–8:03 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_39perfectly balances on the finger. Oh, fuck, look at the wallpaper I got. Beautiful. Look how nice it is. Dynamic Island.
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8:05–8:16 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_40The plateau, the singular lens, 48 megapixel.
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8:21–8:26 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_41Amazing selfie quality.
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8:36–8:38 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_42Look at the video— I mean, the picture quality. Got 2x zoom
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8:57–9:00 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_43and you've got the slidey camera control. Look, only 1x for
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9:07–9:13 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_44selfie, 48 megapixel. Uh, slide it up, do zoom,
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9:16–9:22 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_45zoom up, down, up, down. Look at that, fluid.
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9:26–9:30 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_46Yeah,
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9:54–9:54 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_47I dribbled.
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9:58–9:58 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_48Where's my tissue?
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10:01–10:02 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_49Oh, it's dripping everywhere.
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10:08–10:09 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_50Uh, it smells weird.
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10:15–10:17 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_51Oh,
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10:26–10:26 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_52there's a big spider.
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10:29–10:40 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_53Oh, gotcha.
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10:46–10:46 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_54Why is it
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11:01–11:01 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_55not changing lens? Uh, disgusting.
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11:05–11:07 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_56Mm-hmm.
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11:16–11:20 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_57I don't know what to do with it. I'll just leave it there. Maybe Pushkin can eat it. I can't be bothered to deal with it.
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12:10–12:16 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_58That's what you get for coming in my room.
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12:19–12:20 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_59Should have stayed up in the attic, you boot.
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12:23–12:25 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_60No, I put my camera in my backpack when I went in there. What are you talking about?
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15:34–15:39 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_61I didn't film the polling table.
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16:45–16:46 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_62It was pointed at the floor the whole time.
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16:49–16:50 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_63What, pointing at the floor is illegal? Talking rubbish.
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17:07–17:11 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_64It was in my side pocket in the backpack the whole time, apart from the one second where it was at the floor.
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18:11–18:21 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_65You people talk such rubbish.
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18:45–18:47 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_66Oh, now the pushkin's slid in the chair.
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18:50–18:53 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_67Why is he always stealing my chair?
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18:58–18:59 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_68Well, it didn't say you can't film in there.
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19:02–19:04 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_69I didn't tell her who to vote for.
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19:28–19:41 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_70Well, if I have to pay a fine, it's my mum's fault, isn't it? Take it off her debt.
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22:03–22:07 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_71I think I can get jailed because I filmed 2 seconds of the fall.
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30:14–30:19 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_72Before I put the camera in my backpack.
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30:28–30:30 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_73It wasn't 5 minutes, I just watched it. It was like 3 seconds of the camera pointed at the floor.
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30:45–30:52 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_74Well, I'm gonna go to bed
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38:34–38:36 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_75very soon.
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38:47–38:48 · rev_6355d5de7fd18cdbe2ba9e711750fb17_76Good night.
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