think I made a mistake -

Hmm.

Hmm. Oh my God,

you could make this place so much bigger

if you moved the furniture around.

If you move this chair here and

you move that table out of the way— wow.

Oh, I don't know.

Fuck.

Uh, I went to see this apartment today.

And I thought it was good when I was

there, but now I'm worrying

it might be a bit small. And then

I already paid the £200 to secure it, and

now I'm starting to think,

do I really want it?

It's like half the size of this place.

Fuck. Oh, I hate stupid apartment viewing.

What do I do?

Hmm, I feel sick and

I've got a headache and I'm hungry and

it's really hot today.

Okay, pretend this place is the new place.

Oh, it's so nice having extra rooms.

So the new place I went to has a really

nice view. It's really high up,

and basically the layout of the place is

half of this place. So it's like you've

got this bit Stupid

siren. So it's kind of pretty much

the same as, as this and this,

but the bed is here. So the

bed is here, and then there's like a, a

half wall separating it. And then you've

got the living space, which is pretty much

the same as this space, but then the

kitchen is like along this wall, so it's

just like a row. So the kitchen bit

would be here, and then you'd have the

sofa, and then this wall is like all view.

The whole wall on this side is just

complete window, 100% window. So it looks

really nice from the view,

but it's a bit small.

It's just annoying because I, I went

there, looked at it, thought it looked

really nice, and then I went ahead and

locked it in, and then I looked again on

the booking thing And I found out they've

got more apartments in the same building

that are bigger for only an extra $150 a

month. So now I'm starting to think,

uh, should I spend an extra $150 a month

to get a place around this size in

that same building? But then, then it's

going to be like £1,000.

It's gonna be like $1,600 a month. Oh,

that's way over my budget.

It was already way over— it was already

over my budget from that small one because

initially I wanted a place that was $700 a

month, and then the place I saw today was

$885 a month.

But then to get a slightly bigger one

would be £1,000 a month.

Why do I need so much space? It's just the

feeling. It's not that I'm gonna actually

occupy all of the space all the time

because I'm just one person. I'm just

gonna be in like one corner at a time,

but it's like the, the feeling of having

space. Is the whole point of having space.

So I don't really need space. I can fit in

the cupboard. Look, I can just go in the

cupboard, just stand in here.

I can fit in there.

I don't know, it's just the feeling of it

being claustrophobic is what I'm worried

about. I think it felt okay. It's just

hard to tell when there's the real estate

guy there, and then I feel social anxiety

and I can't think properly. And then the

guy was like really bubbly and positive,

made the place seem better than it might

have actually been. And then the other

bonus to this place is it's a 6-month

lease, so I don't have to live there for a

whole year. Most places say minimum 12

months, so that's the good thing about it.

6 months, it's got a great view, it's in

a nice area.

Um, I took a video as well,

but now I'm thinking maybe the video makes

it seem smaller. Than it actually is

compared to when I was there.

It's just I do a lot of pacing backwards

and forwards, if you haven't noticed, and

I'm just wondering how am I going to do my

pacing if the pacing area is like— so it's

like this, if we recreate the place,

because this, this is actually a bigger

space because it's like all one joint

Joined unjoined thing.

Hold on, I'll use the furniture here to

recreate it.

Okay, so the entrance is here, and then

you come in. And then there's

like a wall, and then this bit goes in

like this, and then this is all windows.

And then the bed is here, like in this

recess is here. And then you've got the

big view here, and then you've got a

bathtub— bath— little bathroom with a

bathtub here. And then there's a view, so

you can sit in the bath and see the view.

And then here you've got the toilet. So

then there's like a really narrow corridor

about this wide, and then here you've got

the kitchen counters and the kitchen,

and then here is like the living room,

and then you've got a sofa here, and then

this bit is all window too.

Is it a studio apartment? Yeah, it is.

And then this is just a wall. And then the

other thing I'm worried about is, so in

this apartment when the sun comes down,

Jesus, it's blinding. If there's no

clouds, it just roasts you. It's like

sitting in an oven. And the place doesn't

have curtains, so I'm wondering how the

sun's gonna— so I'm facing I'm

facing east and then the building is to

the south of me, but the windows face

north, so the

room would be facing this way.

No, wait, I'm facing east now.

Yeah, so the room would be facing north,

so the room would be facing this way. So

then the sun would be coming down there,

should be hitting the east side of the

building. It should be safe from

the evening sun, but then where, where

does the sun rise in the morning?

Just get curtains. Yeah, but there's no

curtain fixtures.

I'm looking on Amazon for these suction

cup hooks. I could suction those onto the

steel beams And then get a blanket

maybe and hang it up.

Current apartment's facing west. Are you

sure? So I looked on Google Maps.

Hate the fucking sun.

I want clouds. England's supposed to be

cloudy. Why is it sunny? It's the only

good thing about England is it's cloudy.

Okay, I am facing kind of northeast.

Yeah, northeast I'm facing. Okay,

compass app. Isn't there a compass?

Oh, there is a compass. Wow.

Wait, it says I'm facing west. No, no,

this is north. See, I told you this one's

north. That's north. And then I'm facing—

the sun's coming down from the

northwest, more to the west side.

Never eats shredded wheat. Yeah, this is

west. What did I say? East?

Ah, so complicated.

The sun sets in the west, so I guess it

rises in the east. Okay, so I'm facing

west, and then the building,

the new building, is to the south of me.

Wow, I'm getting confused. But the windows

are facing the north.

So my new place, the windows would be

here.

That means the sun would be hitting the

west side of that building, shouldn't be

blinding me,

which is good.

So it's rising in the east means it hits

the east side of the building. Which means

the morning sun won't blind me. Actually,

this could be good if I'm facing north.

Okay, so maybe that's not really a problem

because I don't want to be sitting here

and then I've got this big view and I'm

being cooked in an oven. Okay, so that's

problem one solved.

Okay, now what else?

I just don't know if it's worth paying an

extra $150 a month so

I can have a bedroom that I never even go

into anyway apart from when I'm sleeping.

And then the beds here But

because there's a wall here, it means my

roaming area would be limited to through

the slim corridor in

front of the bed. And the bed's here, the

bed's like there, and there's, there's

barely any space in between. It's just

like very snug fit, the bed's in.

Um, so yeah, the bed's like in there, and

then there's a wall, wall,

and then I guess you go to bed like this,

and then the view would be there, and you

wake up and the view would look pretty

cool. And then you get up and you go to

the shower, would be here, and then the

toilet would be here. And then yeah,

I guess I could roam up and down this

corridor like this. Into the living area,

do a turnaround.

Excuse me.

I'm just wondering because in Rotterdam

the place was fairly big.

But I never used half of it. The only

point of having the other room was to have

it as a buffer between me and the road,

which is not really a problem because it's

like the 28th floor or something. I think

it's like 25th floor, so it's way above

the ground. You're not going to have any

problems with the public.

And also, I don't know where the adjacent

I think it's on the corner of the build.

I don't know, actually, it might not be.

You're overthinking it. Yeah, it's just it

feels like a big step for me. I got

to sort out bills and electricity stuff,

and I just want to make sure it's right.

And I'm just not sure if I'd be okay with

just this as a living area. It's not

really a problem because I'm just sitting

down like this, like 90% of the day I'm

just like this anyway.

I'm already over budget. I don't think I

should go even more over budget. Just to

get an extra bedroom. I mean, an extra

room. It just means all

that kitchen bit is going to be here, so

the kitchen and the living room is just

going to be all this bit. It's not really

a kitchen, to be honest, just like a line

of counters. One, one's an oven, and then

there's sink, a stove,

electric stove, and then dishwasher,

washing machine. It is £885

a month, and then he said council tax is

only £100 because I'm just one person, so

you get 25% discount. So council tax £100,

and then he said water and electricity

would probably be about £50 each, so

that's about £100. So it's like £1,100 for

1,100, but then it would

be like 1,250 if I got the slightly

bigger one. But the slightly bigger one

has an internal balcony. It looks really

The internal one has like decking.

Which is supposed to be like a balcony.

Oh, but I don't

want to cancel it because then I feel like

I'm messing them about. I've already

initiated— I filled out the application

and I paid the securing fee.

Then I have to pay another securing fee,

won't I?

If I get a different place, and then this

different place is a different agency,

and they might not let me do 6 months.

They might be like, oh, we want 12 months

rent all at once. So that'd be like, oh my

God, I have to pay like £12,000 plus

deposit. I'd have to pay like £13,000 all

at once. That would make me feel

Financially. The one I chose is good cuz

it's 6 months, means I only had to pay 6K.

How bad can it be? Ah, but the internal

balcony looks so cool.

And then 12 months, I might be going crazy

From being bored of Manchester.

I mean, I'm bored anywhere I go, so I

don't know where I'd go next.

So if I cancel this place, I'd lose my

securing fee, £200, and then if I get the

new place It would cost me an extra £120

a month plus another securing fee.

I had to wake up at 9 o'clock today to get

the phone call. Usually I wake up at 12 or

Oh, but then I'd have to— even if they

accept 6 months, I'd have to pay like

7.5K.

It's getting very stressful.

Maybe it'd be fine, the one I got already.

Do you think it'd be fine?

Is it temporary though? What if I like it

here and then I don't really feel like

it's worth going to Japan again?

That'll be funny because

I can only ever stay in Japan for 6 months

and then I have to move again.

If COVID was over, I could do 6 months

Japan, 3 months Korea, 3 months Thailand.

I don't know if I want to do that.

Japan versus Manchester.

Hmm, there were quite a lot of Asian

people actually when I was walking around

the area. Quite a lot. And there's even a

Korean supermarket right down

the street.

And then I feel like this area I'm in now

is not as good as I thought it was. I got

approached by some weirdo who tried

begging me. I just went to Aldi and

I was walking out and then someone said,

excuse me, from behind. I turned around

and there was like a chunky looking white

guy. He asked—

he said he needs help and I said, what

for? And then he pointed at his leg and

there was like this horrible wound. I

don't know what he did. But there was like

this big red scab or rash,

kind of like a gash. I don't know if it

was like a cut or like a massive thing.

It's just a massive red blood scabby

thing. I should have said,

you should go to the hospital, that looks

disgusting. I think he was asking for

money. I just said, I don't have any

money, and I walked off.

So I think that new apartment place area

is better than this area.

His teeth all yellow, like really yellow.

Why do people keep begging me?

Someone begged me in London as well when I

was waiting. This guy came up to me,

asked me to buy him McDonald's. What is

wrong with people?

Jesus, do some people really have such

hard lives they can't even get food?

Is there concierge? Yeah, 24-hour security

concierge.

They're useful when you order stuff

online. How does that work? So do they

bring my parcel to my room or something?

I don't know if I like the idea of a

concierge. Just feels a bit invasive, but

then also feels nice because it's like

you're living in a hotel.

Maybe it'll be fine just like this.

There's a whole 10-page PDF instruction

book on moving in to

the building and what they expect from you

and the rubbish stuff. Apparently they

have a rubbish chute on every floor and

you can just pop your rubbish in, it

shoots down, and then large

items of rubbish, you take it down, they

will get rid of it for you.

The view is— oh my God, the view is so

good. You can see all of Manchester. It's

like living on an observation deck. I feel

like I was just focusing on the view most

of the time when I was there, and I didn't

really pay enough attention to the actual

apartment. The view is

so nice. Maybe the amazing view will

make up for the smaller size. So you see

this place, I was pretty impressed with

the view, wasn't I? And it's just, just

that. This new place,

the whole wall is just view.

The whole wall is just complete glass.

It's so good, and you can

see all around you. I didn't even know

there were hills in Manchester.

Am I going to rent it? Well, I've kind of

already initiated the process. I sent off

my application. They said I can move in on

the 20th. Maybe I shouldn't say

the 22nd.

Was when I can move in,

and they

said they'll get me a new sofa.

Oh, maybe I'm just being negative. I mean,

I forgot the whole stupid grass is always

greener thing, don't I? Every time I get a

wife and then I start grass is greener

thing. Get a girlfriend, I start looking

at other girls. I get a new phone and I

start looking at new phones. I get an

apartment, start comparing it to other

apartments. I don't know if I'd want to

spend an extra £120 a

month, but then it doesn't seem like a

lot. It's like in 6 months, £120 times 6,

it's only like £700.

Surely I can scrounge up £700

extra for the internal balcony. Oh,

I don't know, but then I have to cancel

but then I could save £120 a month.

By sacrificing the balcony.

Oh my God.

So I'll draw you some layouts.

Where's my tripod?

The first place I looked at was way

cheaper and also bigger,

and it had a balcony,

and the view was okay. It was second floor

over some greenery. But they want me to

pay 12 months all at once. That's like

£9,000. Plus the area looks kind of

rubbish, just like a main road and full

of construction. This new place is in the

heart of Manchester.

Okay, so the place I saw today, it looks

like this.

Sorry,

Scott.

Entrance. It's got a toilet here.

So this is the sink, and then this is the

toilet,

and then they have the bathroom is here.

So you have a shower standing in the bath,

which I always found kind of weird.

And then the view— view's facing this way,

so you can sit in the bath and enjoy an

amazing view in front of you. And then

you've got this

weird wall Which I think would

be better if they got rid of it and just

had like an open plan.

And then the bed is here.

That's the bed.

So it'd be pretty nice to wake up and then

you just look to your right and you've got

this big view.

This is all a window.

And then there was a sofa.

A sofa would go here.

And then there was a tiny table here with

the chair.

And then the kitchen— I

forgot what the kitchen looked like.

Yeah, just like this.

And then there's storage,

storage cupboard here.

So as you can see, it's pretty small.

I'd probably just be sitting here all day

So this one is 885,

but then the one I'm kind of looking at

now, which I kind of want, looks like

this.

It's got entrance here,

and then it's got the bathroom here,

and it's got a wall here. And then,

so this is a door, and then this is a

door. So the bedroom's here like this,

and then it's got sofa.

Table, and then the kitchen bit is in this

corner like that,

and it's got internal balcony.

So this is like wood decking.

Which seems pretty nice. You could have

like a balcony chair.

And this one is 995.

There's only 110 more.

110 more, you get so much more.

So I could roam— there's a door

here connecting— so I could do a circular

roam flight path like this,

whereas here I'd be trapped in this bit,

and then I could go here Circle back like

this.

The balcony seems like it would feel like

it's outside because it's got these

windows and they're kind of open-ish.

It's a skyscraper, so they can't have

completely open balconies.

Hmm,

but then this one doesn't have the sky

view for the bathtub.

I mean, the bedroom's kind of dead space

anyway because you never— I never go into

the bedroom during the day.

And then the kitchen is— the kitchen,

yeah,

you got to put on bills too. So council

tax and then utilities.

I probably won't get internet because I've

got unlimited data. I don't

know if you could live with a girl in this

space. It's so small, unless you love

being glued to each other all day long. I

guess she could sit on the bed and do her

poetry or whatever, and then I could be on

the table with my MacBook Pro, sipping my

piña colada, trading stocks.

It would get pretty claustrophobic though

if you're like living— you would

definitely need a much bigger place. So I

feel like this place is pretty good size

for 2 people. But anyway, that's kind of

expecting— that's with the assumption that

I would get a girlfriend, which would be

like a dream come true. So it's not really

something I'm betting on.

Yeah, I'll worry about the size when I get

a girlfriend. Seems like pigs would fly

sooner.

Oh, I really want the more expensive one.

The main thing that's stopping me is then

I have to phone up the new place, arrange

a booking, and then they probably won't be

able to book me for a viewing until next

week. So then I have to wait until next

week And then I probably won't be able to

move in until August, which means I'd have

to spend more on a hotel whilst I'm

waiting. And then I lose my security

deposit securing thing for the first

one because I already paid £200 now to

take it off the market.

And now I feel bad if I like ghosted them.

I feel like messing them around. I don't

like feeling like I'm messing people

around.

But then, how much is that in dollars?

$1,200.

It's actually the same price as paying in

Rotterdam.

It's at 1,658.

Damn, that's gonna be tough.

I'd really have to pump up the OnlyFans

stuff.

Because right now I pre-mate,

pre-mate about this.

I'm $200 short,

and that's not including food.

$1,439 in dollars.

So actually, this one, even this one's a

bit expensive for me. I was supposed to be

getting the $700 a month place. It's so

stupid because the $700 a month place is

way cheaper and it's Bigger.

Why don't I just get that like I intended

The current apartment, this place,

it's not really

an apartment. It's like a serviced one.

This place would cost me like nearly

$3,000 a month if I just carried on

staying here.

Yeah, I like this place. I think this

place is fine.

Actually, this place is the same as this

place because I saw this place on, on a,

on a sign. Outside because they were

renting it out, and I phoned up, but then

I checked again a few weeks later and it's

gone now. So I think someone took it,

but the view on this one is amazing.

It will blow your balls off.

What should I do? Maybe I could phone them

up tomorrow, and then maybe this agency—

because this is a different agency— maybe

they can do a 6-month deal as well. So

then I would only have to pay— probably

have to pay 6 months plus deposit.

I mean, it's only about

£1,000 more than I have to pay now.

If they said you have to pay 12 months,

I'd be Just too much.

I have to pay like 13,000.

I have to sell some, do some major stock

selling. And right now it's

a really bad time to sell because the

whole market is just going down the

Every time the Fed speaks, it always just

flops.

Nothing is doing well.

Did you see TechLead's, uh, crypto thing?

Apparently he's made— he, he's made like

$10 million from his crypto token.

That's just crazy.

It's just weird because

his whole YouTube persona seems like he's

trolling But he's actually real. Like, he

is actually all the stuff he says he is,

unlike me, because I'm just trolling all

the time. But I'm just bullshitting most

of the time. I don't know how to do

anything. But he's actually a freaking

genius and works at companies

like Facebook and whatever.

Even people like Graham Stephan were just

shocked what he achieved.

Yeah, pretty cool, I guess. Even Ice

Poseidon's making a crypto token now.

They're all making one. I don't

see the— what is the point of it? Is it

like everyone's buying, but then the

people who buy last are going to end up

losing the money, aren't they?

It's like a game of musical chairs.

Everyone's trying to buy before the rest

of the people buy it. I guess that's how

stocks work anyway.

I have— I'm— I don't know, I feel worried.

This is going to get banned. It's already

banned on TikTok. What if YouTube bans

this crypto stuff as well? So it seems

kind of scammy, doesn't it? It's like,

hey guys, you love me cuz I'm your

favorite YouTuber, buy my crypto coin.

I don't even know how to do it. No idea.

How the hell would you make a crypto coin?

Why does it even have to function as a

crypto? Why can't it just be a thing?

Like, make some cheap website that has a

counter that goes up every time more

people buy it. Does it actually have to

be a functioning cryptocurrency with a—

with a— what's it called? They all have

technology behind it that makes them

different to the other ones.

I got Dogecoin when it was about 40 cents.

Now it's under 20. I bought a bit of Doge

at 40, and then I bought a bit more at 32.

And 31, and then now it's at 18. So I'm

like 40% down on Doge.

Good thing I only put a couple hundred

Yeah, I'm 35% down on my Doge. I only put

$250, but it's made me lose nearly $100

now. And then I put— I've

got $500 in Ethereum, but that's down 18%.

My Baidu's up 24% with my

leverage. Actually, Baidu is the only

stock that seems to be not doing too badly

Look, just making a cup and handle.

I'm getting wrecked on my DraftKings.

Look at DraftKings. I got DraftKings when

it was about 48 and I thought 48 was a

good deal and now it's all the way back

down to 44. Annoying.

I didn't charge my phone. I've only got

30% battery.

So yeah, this is what the new apartment

would look like. Very narrow

corridor like this into the living room.

Here is the kitchen. Amazing view. I could

sit here like this looking at the amazing

view.

I always buy stuff at the wrong time. Why

don't I buy bloody Doge?

And then I go to bed, I'd be like this.

Go around the corner and then bed's here

and I go to bed like this and then the

window's there. Pretty small though,

uh, but having to change it would be such

a hassle.

To change to a new one, first I have to

cancel my current

application,

and then I have to phone new place,

and then I have to, have to ask all the

same questions every time, like, can I pay

rent 6 months? And then

I have to do the viewing.

And then I have to pay securing

deposit.

Oh my God, I just want to play this. Why

does it take so long?

But the— what are they doing now?

She says,

we're in the process of dealing with your

Okay, I'll show you the video tour they've

got. I don't know,

what if something bad happens?

Oh, whatever. Who's put this stupid music?

They should leave the original audio.

So that's the living room, kitchen.

And then that's the internal balcony.

Doesn't it look really nice?

It's got like wooden decking, and that's

the bed. I like how the bed's on the

but it's facing the south side.

Which is not as pretty as the north side.

I'd prefer facing the north side, really.

Facing south is like you're turning your

back on the city.

And then the smaller place, which is what

I'm on track to get,

is this one.

See, it looks okay, I guess,

but there's just that room that you'd be

See that view? Oh, that view is so good.

When it rains, it will look amazing.

Imagine the rain and the lightning.

It looks alright, doesn't it? Look,

that's the kitchen bit.

Honestly, I don't give a shit about the

kitchen as long as it's got an oven and a

sink.

And then you walk down this corridor,

it's got the bathroom here.

Kind of looks like a public outhouse

toilet though. And then the bed is here.

So that's what I'm gonna get as

of now. And then you got the bathtub

Yeah,

there's some really nice— if you go, if

you bump up your price range, there's some

really nice places in that building too.

Like this one. They've got like huge

penthouse suites which are ¥1,300

a month. Could just

blow my life savings on it.

Damn, look at this! ¥1,350 corner—

I think it's 2-bedroom. Look at that sofa.

Oh, that'd be so good. If only I didn't

fail as a YouTuber.

Look at that.

Look at it.

Oh, why can't I be rich? Everyone else is.

I guess this is fine. It's fine, isn't it?

I think it's fine. Look, you can get a

little desk, sit in front of the window.

Oh, he's, he's using PowerDirector.

Good minds think alike.

PowerDirector, the best video editing app.

Oh my God,

my new bachelor pad.

Yeah, maybe it's fine.

Maybe it'd feel different if I was there

by myself and I had my shoes off

and I was in my comfort— my comfort

mode. Because when I'm in there, I'm

wearing my shoes and I'm fully dressed and

I've got the real South Asian guy, it

doesn't really feel like I'm in relaxing

mode. I can't imagine very well what it

Oh wait, the light in here has been on the

whole time. Why? Yeah, that's why I don't

show myself anymore in streams, cuz I'm

naked right now.

Imagine if I was completely naked.

That would make streaming exciting.

Yeah, look guys, I'm completely naked.

I'm just wearing socks.

Remember I did that video with Chihiro and

at the end you could see my dick in the

reflection of the metal And I was

panicking, taking the video down, and then

thousands of people accidentally saw it.

Probably didn't notice it. That was funny.

That was a really nice place. That cost

$150 for one night, but it had a Japanese

traditional spring bath.

I'm starving. I have a splitting headache.

And my wisdom tooth is flaring up and

I need coffee. I'm starting to feel

better. Maybe I made the good choice— a

good choice choosing that place. Come on,

because it's cheaper and I

only pay 6 months. So if I really, really

don't like it, I can just say, yeah, 6

months is good enough. And then in 6

months, maybe Japan will be open.

See, you gotta think on the bright side.

What should I have for dinner? Don't

really feel like cooking because I feel a

bit tired. I might just be lazy.

I don't know why I'm stressing out about

it so much. Like, this is gonna be my home

for the rest of my life. I've got to pick

carefully.

I never knew apartment hunting was so

stressful because there's so many choices

and then it's so time-consuming arranging.

I actually got another viewing on Monday.

I completely forgot I got another

apartment viewing in that building. I

actually walked past that building on the

way and I looked at the windows and

they're quite high up. So even on the

ground floor, it's not really the ground

floor, it's like slightly above ground

floor because it's got half basement,

it's 2 floors, and then the living

area is above the half basement. So you'd

have to be like a 7-foot-tall giant to

peep into the windows from the pavement.

So maybe it's not too bad on the privacy

scales, and it's actually the same price

as the skyscraper place I saw today. And

it's, it's way bigger. So it's got

basement bedroom, living room, kitchen.

But then the view is shit because you look

out the window and then it's just like

across the street and you can see another

building. There's no view.

But they accept 6 months too, so that's

quite affordable. It's pretty much the

same price as the skyscraper one, but I

like the skyscraper one.

I think you should be able to stay a

night. Yeah, I think that too. They should

give you a trial week to stay there

and then you pay whatever,

but then whilst you're staying there they

can't do viewings for other people.

I extended my stay in this place until

next— no, the week

after next, I think. It was damn

expensive,

but I need a place to

stay whilst I'm looking.

No, I'm not going back home.

You just have to think, what do you want?

What's important to you? Do you want a

bigger living space, or do you want a

killer view? If you want a killer view

plus large living space, then it's

obviously going to cost way more.

And that location is like the

really good high premium area of

Manchester.

Yeah, I guess I don't really need a huge

space.

I would rather have the view than the

space because

the view Especially if half of the walls

are not walls and they're just open

windows with a view. It would make the

small space feel way bigger, I think.

Yeah, like I said earlier, the point of

having a big space is not to actually use

it, but to feel like you're not in a

coffin. Basically, having the huge view

accomplishes that, doesn't it? So I

might actually be in a shoebox, but it

would feel like I'm in a lighthouse with

the whole world visible. Yeah, maybe this

is a good idea because, you know, when I

was in Korea in that really tiny, tiny

Airbnb, I was so depressed because it felt

like a prison cell and there was no view.

There were like slits for windows.

And then we can get telescope and spy on

people. Five points for anyone who spots

someone having cereal.

Okay, make dinner already. I'm starving.

Wow, this looks delicious.

Watery.

What would I buy? So I feel like the

advantage of having an apartment means I

can buy stuff instead of only

carrying my bag. I don't really want to

buy anything really. I just need a comfy

place to sit and a table like

that over there. That's fine really.

I'd love a gaming setup. Get a curved

monitor, get a computer chair,

get weights. Yeah, I could get some

dumbbells, start lifting again.

I could get a cat, couldn't I? I wonder if

you're allowed cats. Imagine I get a cat

and then I just ditched it when Japan

reopens. That's evil.

Evil weevil.

I completely screwed, screwed myself with

the Manchester girl. She messaged me

again. I don't think she is a troll or

a catfish. I think she was just genuinely

upset to hear that I met another woman.

And then I feel really dumb now because I

said I wasn't going to talk about other

women. And if I just kept

to what I said, then all that fiasco

wouldn't have happened. So I don't

know if it's salvageable.

And she said she was a little bit freaked

out with how I just suddenly appeared in

Manchester. Without a lot of warning.

I thought it would be a cute, funny

surprise if I just one day turned up in

Manchester and I said, hey, I'm here. I

guess she didn't think so.

So maybe there's still a chance.

I'm not sure.

She said she thought I wasn't interested

anymore because I was going on dates. And

then I said I thought— I thought she

wasn't interested anymore because she

wasn't coming to see me already.

So we both think we're not interested in

each other anymore. When I— well, I'm

still interested in her, obviously, but I

don't know about her, what she thinks.

I did say I was coming in July in June. I

don't know what else I was supposed to do,

give her 5 months notice.

Tell her the exact day I was coming.

Okay, let me find out how to make this.

Uh, 8 minutes. Do I take

the plastic off?

But we've been talking about meeting up

for, for months, and I mentioned

I could come to Manchester to meet, and

she said sure. So why

is it a surprise that I came?

Slimwell. Why is it called— oh,

it's only 300 calories. I was hoping

it'd be 500. I ran out of fuel as well,

so I'm having difficulties eating more

Don't they sell fuel in a shop so I can

just go and get some without ordering it?

Um, how I made stupid thing.

Remove from sleeve and pierce film lid.

Okay. Oh.

Why is it so loud?

Smells good.

I'll try 3 minutes first cuz it might

blow up. I've got a massive headache.

It's called— I didn't even notice it was

called Slim Well. They should make one for

skinny people called Fat Well. We need

high— they— this is the funny thing, all

the supermarket and food chains are making

low-calorie calorie meals now because

everyone's so fat. What about us skinny

people? Make some extra

high-calorie food for us.

Oh, I got raiders.

Thank you for raiding. I always end

up just losing everyone, like in the first

2 minutes they will leave. I think that

happens anyway, usually.

So I never stick around when the person

I'm watching raids someone else. I just

close it. So that's fine.

Not bothered.

Not bothered. I ain't

bothered.

Still too

sunny.

Oh,

we got some.

Thank you, Foxy, and thanks for all the

raids. Very kind of you.

Oh, I got this ripoff pot noodle as well.

It's called snack noodles because

I went to Aldi. They don't have the fancy

brands.

Which apartment did I go for? I went for

this one.

What's that?

I went for this one, although I kind of

wish I went for this one. It was only an

extra ¥100.

Good thing

I didn't put it in for 8 minutes. Would

have melted.

Hmm,

I still don't know if I made the right

decision. That balcony

does look quite nice.

Damn it. Maybe I could phone them tomorrow

and book a viewing to

check it out.

I put £200 down on a deposit for a flat

that I don't know if I want anymore

because I didn't know they had these

bigger rooms. I paid the securing deposit

and then I checked for bigger rooms and

then there were loads of different rooms.

I thought they only had that room.

Food looks cold. No, it's pretty hot.

What's this?

You don't need steam to come out. It can

still be hot.

Crunchy. The meat tastes funny.

The meat just tastes really Weird.

I'm not sure how to describe it.

I need a spoon.

It's a

bit bland.

I guess it would be because it's low

calorie. The beef does not taste good.

It's like boiled beef instead

of fried beef. I'll try and finish

It's just not very flavorsome,

flavorful.

Uh, uh, oh,

don't like Oh,

nearly killed me.

Are you sure it's good to move into?

You could set up a TV there.

Could be quite relaxing for And

the science museum is right next to it,

so I can finally go to the science museum,

which I've been too lazy to go to.

I love science so much.

Pick up some ladies at the science museum.

Look at that bed, looks quite nice.

Not much of a bedroom, it's just like a

corner. It's good enough.

What else do you need in a bedroom?

I guess if you're one of those people who

has loads of stuff Like a desk and

plants and— yeah, well, where'd you put

your clothing? I didn't see a wardrobe.

There's like a closet. I don't think

girls would like this because there's

nowhere to put shoes, there's nowhere to

put loads of clothing. There's this closet

thing, but it's probably just like a

utility cupboard.

And then where'd you put all your stuff.

It's good for me because I don't have any

stuff. I only have 2 t-shirts because

great minds like Mark

Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs, we all wear—

we all have 2 outfits that we always wear.

Similarities with me and Mark Zuckerberg.

We both like Asian women. We both only

wear the same outfit every day.

And both of us, everyone thinks we're

weirdos.

And we both have terrible social skills.

But one's a billionaire and the other one

eats food out of a plastic tub.

Oh no, I'm getting juice all over the

Korean juice.

How many calories in this milk? 300. And I

had a Scotch egg for lunch, so that was

160. And then I had a ham sandwich, that

was about 200-ish. So I've

already had about 700 calories today.

That's why my wrists look like this.

Oh, I need more calories. Oh, I had a

Rusta's burger. That's about 500 calories.

So I had about 1,200 today.

I still need another 500. A Scotch egg.

It's just a boiled egg wrapped in meat and

breadcrumbs.

It's pretty good.

Tastes like aeroplane food.

Oh,

I feel full.

I think it's because of the hot weather.

It's getting really difficult to eat food

when it's really hot. You don't want to

eat much.

I nearly finished.

Has anyone else seen all of the whining

about Richard Branson going into space?

All these people are moaning now, saying

billionaires are wasting all this money to

be the first one into space when all these

people are starving and living in poverty.

I don't know how I feel about it.

What if people said that hundreds of years

ago and they said, oh, look at all these

rich people going off on sailing boats

cruising the world, they could be giving

that money to the poor people, and then

the poor people would just waste the money

getting wasted and gambling it. And then

the rich people used the money to travel

the world and then build the British

Empire and the civilized world.

In the long run, it had more of a benefit

than helping the poor people with their

booze problems.

I don't

know, I just feel like maybe the money

should be used for things that progress

humanity into space.

It's like Bill Gates could give away all

his money to all the poor people, and

yeah, it would help them for for like a

couple years, but then after a couple

years has passed, all the money would be

used up and then it's back to square one.

I think they should give all the money to

me, then I don't have to complain

about anything.

My next video, Bill Gates gave

me all his money.

How I lost $900 billion in

24 hours.

Oh, I nearly finished.

How I lost $100 million on stock market.

Oh my God,

no, there's no air conditioning. It's

boiling. I should open the window.

I got this protein yogurt.

Oh no, it's pudding. It's got 10 grams of

protein. How many calories?

70 calories. Not bad.

Oh, sun's setting. Do you want to see the

sunset? Oh no, if my new place

faces north, I won't be able to see the

sunset. Or will I?

So my new building is— maybe you can see

it from here. A bit scared. I'm scared to

put my phone out.

Yes, you can't really see it unless you

lean out. I'm scared. Oh my God,

smells like fish and chips outside.

The surrounding area of Manchester looks

great. It's so green.

I've always said this after coming back

from Korea. England is a very green

country and Korea is very gray

and brown.

Every time I came back from Korea or Japan

and my dad was driving me back from the

airport back home, I always was kind of

Surprised at how nice England looks. All

the green and the trees and the fields.

Why don't you say so? Stop shouting.

Korea is so gray. All the

buildings. And the,

the landscape— maybe it's because I keep

going during winter, everywhere just looks

barren.

Okay, I need a new mental

headspace to think about my new apartment

because I really want to like it and not

have to go through the trouble of getting

the bigger one.

I kind of wish I got the bigger one.