4 hour fish live stream

Hello, Mr. Fishy. Fishy boy.

Hello, Mr.

Fishy.

Hello, Mr. Fishy. Fishy,

fishy, fishy.

2 番 目 チャンネル 見て。 なん で

見 解 持 って ない？ 24

時間。 Stupid

black box. Why is there a stupid black

box? Stupid streamlabs.

I fixed it. Okay,

enjoy the fish. I'm gonna play some

Rainbow Six. Bye.

Our baby.

Mr.

Fishy.

あれ大きいのどこ行った。 あ

れ

大 き い の ど こ 行 った？ Hello

everybody. あ れ 大 き い の ど こ 行 った？

Ty ph oon is coming now.

I couldn 't go to work today.

Ty ph oon is coming now.

I couldn't go

to work today.

I'm bored.

な ん か キ ー キ ー 言 って へ ん 気

の せ い。 なん で キ ー キ ー 言 ってる？ I

hope so, they don't die.

Police, Hilton AF Mall.

Daniel might thrush out the

goldfishes, my babies.

I have to change the water every week.

Um, I'm today it's

I'm happy because it.

Today, if I go to work, I get

extra money.

I miss a big chance today.

Kill the fish and make sushi? No way,

it's sad.

Daniel,

why didn't you go to work? Because the

typhoon is coming. So transportation,

everything is stopping now.

Not cook fish, our pet.

He's complaining about these fishies

because he paid a lot of money for them

and he couldn't get a lot, lot of views.

He said, it's my fault, it's goldfish's

fault. What a man-child.

It's me, Jimbo. Jimbo,

Jimmy, Jenny. Fried fish shouldn't

be $5.

Yeah, so these fishes just total ¥1,000,

but other stuff cost a lot

of money— tank,

feeding, and etc.

He's playing game. He's always playing

the game.

Why does he get

um why? I don't know.

It will all come.

Can you scream Jimbo Jones

as loud as possible?

Jimbo Jones, terani.

Jimbo Jones!

He ignore me.

I want to buy a cat, but this apartment

is forbidden. Having a

cat, a pet,

and I'm scared if he, uh,

run away, run away from me.

So I have to care the

cat only me.

Daniel, be a good father. I don't know,

no idea.

He won't run away. You think

so? I don't know.

In this,

we are in just a fish stream.

Goldfish are very cute.

How do you feel about Daniel selling his

nudies and the naked video?

I don't know. I feel,

uh, he is stupid.

Jimbo Jones, a good name. I don't know,

no idea what, what did the Jimbo Jones—

why he named the goldfish Jimbo

Jones.

You know, Shinbo just like this fish.

Chihiro, you are so pretty. Thank you.

What is the best omiyage? Omiyage.

You got.

I don't remember what's

product for fish food. This,

look.

I pretend to give the food.

They are close to me. They are approaching

to me. So cute.

I think

big one is named Jimbo.

Jenny and Jimmy.

You should put Daniel in the fish tank.

Yes, I will do it.

Ah, he's coming! Ah,

he's coming!

Do you like a big

one? It's called Jimbo Jones.

It's not Jimbo Jones, it's Jimbo Jenkins.

God, who is Jimbo Jenkins?

We want to buy a tunnel and a little

Jimbo John, English, hell of a good name.

What's it doing? It said if it goes to the

top, it means there's not enough oxygen.

I pretend to give the food.

He's approaching me.

I can't see the whole tank. It's not

enough room.

People keep whining the tank's too small

when the man at the fish shop recommended

this tank for 3 fish. I think the man at

the fish shop knows what he's talking

about. This fish tank

is not too small. Small for them. Why

people say this? People stupid.

Not tiny. Too small. Not too small.

Jimbo is very romantic.

Name, any woman name.

Maybe fish are bored,

but it's beautiful and cute.

I'm just enjoying watching them.

ビデオ作ったら聞こえるやんここ。まあ喋ったらここで。You should only

feed Jimbo. Why Jimbo?

Cow shall. Can't get views now. Made my

bloody wife make a video for me so we get.

She 's

gonna make a why I hate Daniel video. こ っち

目 だ った ら え けど な、 聞 こ え へ ん と思 う けど。

音 を 消 す から 見て これ を した ら 音 が 聞 こ え

なく なる。 そう。 ここ を 押 す から。

これ 何 の ため に さ 二 十 四 時間 この？ I don 't know.

I thought people want to see the bloody

fish. Just a stupid livestream.聞こえてる今のは。Uh

I'm pretty sure if my wife makes a why I

hate Daniel video, it get a lot of views,

don't you think? I already made loads of

why my wife is annoying. If she made a why

my husband is annoying video, it should

get around twenty k.

Everyone keeps telling us to make one.

She's gonna do it in Japanese and then

I'll translate it. Don't worry, I'll

translate it properly unless anyone here

wants to translate it. Make a why I

hate Jimbo video. I'm gonna do a why I

hate my fish video probably because it

costs so much money. And then the video I

made about it only has 6 K bloody views.

これ 面 白 い か も。 メ イ ク 千 尋 の ハ ズ バ

ン が グ レ ート ギ ー。 私 の ダ ニ エ ル

は 到底 素 晴 ら しい の よ。 マ

ル デ ィ オ。 マ ル ス。 I

was just gonna get cheap fish, get cheap

bowl, maybe spend twenty bucks at most. I

didn 't think we 'd have. Spend over $100

to get the light and the filter thing and

the gravel and the plant.

And now I have to change the water every

week. And all I got out of it was 6K

views. It might struggle to get 10K.

Probably make about $30 off it.

I put 4 ads onto it. Probably made 30 at

most, but then I spent 120, so I'm down

90, and now I've got to look after some

fish. Great. What a stupid

idea. I don't know why I thought getting

fish would get me views. I thought the

whole, oh look, we got pets thing would be

interesting and people might click it.

I guess people don't care about pets or

fish. Back to my wife cheated on me or why

I hate my wife videos, I guess. If that's

what people want, then I'll give it to

them. But I thought people wanted

wholesome, you know, vlogs,

positive stuff. Looking at the views,

I don't think that is what people want.

People want the bloody train wreck again,

don't they? Stupid idiots.

Fine, I'll give you the stupid train wreck

if you shut up about the boring fish.

So irritating that

probably 80% of my audience just want to

see a bloody train wreck.

So selfish, aren't they? Selfish. All they

care about is their own entertainment.

They couldn't care less if my life goes

down the toilet. They actually want my

life to go down the toilet for their own

entertainment. So selfish.

Couldn't give a shit about me as a person.

They just want to have a quick laugh at my

expense. And then when my life starts

going decently and things settle down,

then the channel dies. Great.

So irritating.

If Rachel and Jun made a video getting

fish, they'd get 2 million views easily.

Calling your viewers a stupid idiot.

Well, yeah, they are stupid. They only

watch me because they hate me. Why would I

care about them if they hate me so much?

Fuck them.

I'm talking about the majority of the

audience who don't like me and they just

want to see a train wreck. I'm not talking

about the people who actually support me.

People kept telling me, oh, I should do

new things, go out more, try new

experiences. Did all that. Did it get

views? No, not really.

I tried everything people suggested. And

it did worse than what I was actually

doing in the first place. So the lesson is

never listen to people because people

don't really know what they're talking

about. I tried, I tried listening, tried

taking people's advice. What happened?

My channel died. Now look, I can't even

get 10K views.

So I'm gonna go back to ranting more,

I guess, negative stuff.

But then it just makes people hate me.

It's either do questionable

things and then get hated and get views,

or try and be a good boy, try and be

positive, and then the channel dies. So

it's either dead channel and try and be a

better person, or be a shit person and get

more views. Can you see the dilemma

Anyway, hopefully my wife's video works

Maybe you didn't do it long enough. Well,

I've been doing it for 2 months now since

I got back to Japan. Wife vlogs.

Maybe people just don't care about the

vlogs.

That bloody Sora the Troll guy. I think

he's overtaken me now, subs. He might be

200 subs behind me, but he's gonna

overtake me today. He gets 800

people watching his livestreams now, and

he's livestreaming all the time. I was

watching his livestream yesterday, he got

at least $400 in donations. People were

just throwing their money at him like he

was some kind of god. And now he's

livestreaming again now and he's getting

donations every 2 minutes. For what?

Because he reacted to Filthy Frank.

Filthy Frank is, is like a dead meme.

Filthy Frank is old. Everyone knows

Filthy Frank. Why, why does he go viral?

Just Filthy reacting to a Filthy Frank

video, and then his channel blew up.

He was gaining 6K subs every day. Now he

has more subs than me, when a few months

ago he only had about 500 or 1,000. He's

not even funny or interesting. He just— he

mainly does how to say poop in Japanese,

or I'm gonna teach you how to say I pooped

on my girlfriend's leg. It's like the most

childish shit you could ever imagine.

Okay, his music's okay, you know, he's not

bad at singing and playing guitar and

making music.

I hate that Sora the Troll guy. Pisses me

off. I found out about Sora the Troll—

when was it? It was about a year ago? No,

2 years ago when Gimme a Break Man gave me

a shout out. He gave a bunch of other

YouTubers a shout out. Sora the Troll,

me, I think he shouts out Maureen in Japan

and this new— no, I think South African

white guy. Thankfully his channel didn't

blow up. Sora the Troll only had about 200

or 500 subs at that time and his channel

wasn't really going anywhere until a

couple months ago he made a reaction video

to Filthy Frank and Pink Guy and those

went super viral. And he's just

riding off the viral videos now. This is

actually the exact same thing that

happened to me. He's even getting the same

views, the same amount of donations I was

getting last year when I went viral. But I

think he's gonna do better. He's gonna be

able to hold on to his audience longer

because people like him. Okay, I'll give

it to him. He's a nice guy. He seems like

a nice guy. He seems like

a fun, friendly person. I don't see why

people would hate him. Either they're

gonna get bored of his constant how to say

poop in Japanese videos,

or he's gonna do more reaction videos to

Filthy Frank and get more virals and then

grow even more. He's streaming now.

Yeah, he gets like 800 viewers in a stream

now. You should see the donations he gets.

It's unbelievable.

I counted at least $300 in donations he

got yesterday, and I was only watching for

about half an hour, and he was streaming

for hours. He probably got way more.

Probably got over $500 in donations.

It's funny, the same thing happened When

my Why I Have No Friends video went viral,

I was also getting 40k views every day.

No matter what I uploaded, I could have

just uploaded rubbish talking to

myself staring at a wall, it would have

gotten 40k views. So his whole channel is

just blowing up and

I'm just Curious to see how it turns

out. See if he gets— I think he's gonna

get 150K easily.

I reckon he's gonna get 150K, and I

reckon he's gonna be able to keep on to a

lot of his audience because he does do

kind of interesting stuff with the music.

I know his hair looks really stupid. He's

like a wannabe anime visual kei rock guy.

I find his voice very irritating, to be

honest. Hey guys,

do you want to know how to say penis?

In Japanese. It's like his voice is really

fake.

And then he got another viral talking

about how to say juicy thighs in Japanese.

It's just so stupid, dumb content that he

makes. But it's this— it's the kind of

dumb stuff kids like. So he's done a good

job at making content that appeals to kids

because kids are like the dumbest

demographic on YouTube. But then again, I

don't know if they actually are kids

because kids can't really donate much,

and he was getting $80 donations, $100

donations. Can't imagine the kind of grown

adult who actually enjoys horror— the

trolls content.

This makes me feel upset because it

reminds me of last year when everyone

loved me and I was hot shit. That's the

most depressing thing about YouTube. One

minute you're a nobody, and then you go

viral, and then you're hot shit, and then

everyone loves you. You're getting

hundreds of donations every time you

stream. People love your stuff. And then

about a year later, it's like everyone

flushes you down the toilet like you are

actual shit.

Do you know how, how that feels?

You won't know how that feels unless it's

actually happened to you. It's so

depressing. It's like being the popular

kid at school for one day, and then the

next day you go into school and all of a

sudden everyone hates you again, or no one

gives a shit about you anymore. Why am I

jealous of other people's success?

Because I hate seeing other people's

succeed, especially people I don't like.

Do you know how irritating it is when you

see someone you don't like succeed and

then do better than you are? It's so

And now I'm losing my audience. They're

just losing interest because there's no

You don't want to do anything? What are

you talking about? I've done loads in the

past few weeks. I met Ice Poseidon. I met

a guy from Hong Kong. Bought fish.

I met my wife's friends. I went to a

mountain in Kyoto,

but no, people more interested in some

random Australian guy that sexted my wife.

Yeah, I went on the cruise trip. I'm doing

loads of new things, but people don't

care. Because it's not interesting. It's

not about sex or women. It's not a train

wreck.

Do mukbangs full-time? My channel would

just die if I did mukbangs. I'll get 5K

views at most.

I'll get 5K views, and then

if I kept doing it for a year it'll just

drop and drop and drop and drop unless one

of them went viral. But let's face it,

the chances of me making anything that

gets viral again— there's more chance of

me turning into a fish.

BenDeen just eats a pizza every time and

gets 200k views and no one gets bored. I

do new things and then people get bored.

So unfair.

Be happy with the viewers you have. I'm

happy with a small percentage of the

viewers I have, but for the vast majority

of viewers I have, I hate them. They're

not supportive. They just want to see me

fail. They probably have adblock on

anyway. Why why would I be appreciative

of people who hate me?

It's good though. The electric broke

out many earlier. Now we're gonna get

a power cut because of the stupid typhoon.

You should get a job and your perspective

will change. What would happen is I would

make videos about my job and then complain

about my coworkers, and then probably get

fired or quit out of frustration.

もうや絶対にそうなるわ。どうせ文句言って見つかって言われたわからんから。 Maybe

they hate you because you place ads every

thirty seconds. If I don't place all the

ads that I place, I barely make any money.

If I got more views, then I'd reduce the

amount of ads. But since my views dropped,

I had to increase the ads. I would love to

reduce the ads,

but I can't afford to. I can't afford to

reduce the ads. I have to make a living

somehow.

Thank you, Caleb and Marco.

Said. I do feel like getting a job

sometimes so I can make content out of it

and so I don't have to rely on YouTube so

much. I don't really want to get a job. I

can't even get a job anyway. I'm on a

Just very

frustrated. My channel's dying. I see all

these other people flying past me.

It's like everything I try fails.

お 前 週 に 二 三 回 でも バ ル バイ ト した ら ネ

タ でき る じゃ ん。 週

の 三 時 四 時間 ぐ らい 働 き たい。 Why are you

eating? これ い っぱ い あ げ た あ か ん って。 は？

い っぱ い あ げ た あ か んで。 一個 一個 落 ち て る

よ。 キ

ャ ッ チ キ ャ ッ チ。 お ナ イ ス。 出 た 口

か。 この

餌 の 匂 い が 臭 い。 魚 の 匂 い が する。

いや 作 ろう という の 何 で 作 る の？ 私 の 携 帯？

携 帯 じゃ 画 像 悪 い か 嫌 や も

ん。 あれ は i Pad は？ あっ

ち の 方 が リ ア ル や も ん あれ 携 帯。 まあ i

Phone。 i Pad で 作

る。 i Pad の 方 が この 携 帯 の 方 が 綺 麗。 でも

ライ ブ で 使 う。 あ れ は

Go Pro は？ Go

Pro は 使 い に く い。 Thinking

about canceling the camping trip. I don't

want to pay $300 and just get 10K views.

Fish sushi.

Why do you still hate Daniel's

I like Daniel's mum. They keep

chewing it and then it pops back out their

mouth. It's fun.

The subreddit's gloating that your channel

is dying. Yeah, I know, they've made like

10 posts every day about my channel dying.

Probably still make more money than they

do though, even in its dying state.

Probably still makes more money than most

of them do.

They don't understand how many views it

takes to make money on it. They think

1,000 views is $1. How would they

know how much money one of my videos

makes? They say I'm

lying about it. If they message me, I'll

happily send them a screenshot,

but then they'll probably say I'm making

that up as well.

Even in its dying state, I'm still making

1,000— around 1,000 $500.

At its peak, it was making triple that.

So I needed to make at least $700 a month

to be able to pay food and rent. So I'm

making more than double what I actually

need still, with even with the lowered

views. So they can celebrate all they

want, it doesn't really mean anything's

gonna change. I'm still going to do

YouTube. I still

want to make videos.

Wasn't Poseidon surprised at your

livestream? He was surprised I got $40

from 30K views.

$40 for 30K views is bad.

Usually for 30K views I'd make nearly

$200. The reason why I did so badly is

because I think Ice Poseidon's name is

blacklisted. All of my Ice Poseidon

videos, even on the second channel, made

way less ad revenue than they should have.

And I think it's because the Ice Poseidon

name in itself is controversial and and

kind of on the blacklist on YouTube. The

reason why Ice Poseidon only gets $20 for

100K views is probably because he

might not have mid-rolls, or his videos

might not be 10 minutes, or because he

swears. Yeah, the fact he swears every 5

seconds doesn't help. It's always

motherfucking this and motherfucking that.

I only place 4 ads. I don't place

everything. 30 seconds. What are you

talking about? Don't exaggerate. I put

2 ads in the first— okay, there's one

before the video starts and then 2 in the

first 4 minutes, so that's 3. And then I

put another one nearing the end and

then one at the end, so it's about 5 ads.

But you don't have to watch the one at the

end because it's already finished, and

most people don't even watch until the

end, so most people will only see the

first 3,

and most of them aren't even the skippable

ads. They're just, you know, little popup

ones that you can close straight away.

It's not really a big deal. No one

complains about all the ads.

But yeah, a lot of people are surprised

about how much I make. It's probably

because I put a lot of ads. I try and keep

it family-friendly, code words and stuff.

I checked out Sora. Seems like a Japanese

guy that caters to weebs. Yeah, so he's

gonna get pretty big, I think. Number one,

he's very likable. His videos do have—

they are very appealing for kids who are

into that penis humor. And his

music's not bad, it's actually kind of

catchy. Plus he's super likable.

There's, you know, there's no way you

could hate that Sora a guy. He's just

really likable, very positive and

upbeat, and his, his English is pretty

Most my subs probably use AdBlock. I don't

think so. If most of them used adblocker,

I wouldn't be making this much.

You were positive and upbeat in your older

videos. What changed? I don't know.

I just got jealous seeing other people do

better. Got frustrated with people having

a go at me all the time and calling

me this and that.

I would say most people don't use ad

blocker because most people watch YouTube

on their phones and they use the YouTube

app. Most people aren't going to look for

some special YouTube ad blocking YouTube

Kei makes good effort in his videos. Why

do I hate him? Because he speaks like he's

some kind of gangster hip-hop rap guy,

and it just sounds so irritating. He has

this— I don't— I just don't like that

style, you know, the whole gangster

wannabe rapper kind of hip-hop style. It

just irritates me. He has all those chains

around his neck. He looks stupid.

He sounds stupid. His video

is pretty boring as well. It's just like,

oh look, we're gonna do this and then hang

out with my friends and then I'll buy some

crap from a store.

I don't like vloggers in general, which is

kind of funny that I became one. I don't

watch any vloggers. I think it's kind of

stupid. Hey guys, look at me. Today we're

gonna do this, blah blah blah blah blah.

I'm not sure why I became the thing I

hated so much. I guess because it's easy.

You just— it's like the lowest effort

content you can make on YouTube, just

vlogging your life.

Does adblock even matter? Well, for one

view, no, not really. One view is about

0.0020 cents to me, It's not even half a

yen. It's not even half of 1 yen.

So unless tens of thousands of people are

using it, it's not really going to make

any difference. I'm pretty sure tens of

thousands of people don't use AdBlock on

my channel. Probably a couple thousand do.

I'd say a couple thousand at most use

AdBlock. A couple thousand views is

nothing. So that's like $5.

Oh,

it's okay.

I want to know what Chihiro has to say.

About what?

大したこと言ってない。 どうやって作るビデオ？うんうん。

はい。 ア イ フ ォ ン 使 って し っ か り と 言 え

よ。 ああ。 言 え よ 自 分 だ って。 i

Pad。 音 が

悪 い。 Stop

it.

Battery nice.

画質が悪い。iPhoneの方は鮮明。 I'm

gonna mute the stream because we're making

a video now, so just watch my fish,

please.

Hi, I'm back!

Everybody watching? Auto test.

Hey, openista yo.

No working. Nobody. Oh,

ploop ploop daddy. Ploop ploop.

Hey, I'm back.

I'm making video. I what? I made a video.

I can speak English well, so I speak

Japanese.

Jimbo Jones. Yes,

you said it. Jimbo Jones.

Outside so hot now,

it's humid.

Thank you, N.

Can you speak Spanish? Not at all.

Thank Thank you. I love you so

These fishes are growing up more.

I'm doing,

um, when I was single,

I went out with my friend and went to,

um, I,

I doing yoga.

And the winter season,

I doing snowboarding.

Make a video complaining about Daniel?

Yes, I did.

I'm not Hispanic,

I'm Japanese.

Here is hot. Oh,

why I hate Daniel.

Yeah, I have a lot of

Complaining about Daniel. I can't

stop if I speak it.

Hmm, atue. Here is.

So hot. Daniel is the best husband in

the world. Do you think so?

What do you think of the Hong Kong guy? I

never met— ah, I have met him.

He's very talkative and Very cheerful,

my first impression.

Oh, this Gardevoir is so cute, very cross.

Now you want— yeah,

Hong Kong guy total different from

Daniel.

Jimbo Jonesは好きですか。Who is Jimbo

Jones? Jones? Jones? I don't know.

No idea.

46 people are watching.

Nice. Jim Bon Jones is

popular in Japan Cube.

Why lag?

Because uploading her video now. Do やって?

もう 勝 手 に あれ な。 翻 訳 つ け よ。 You

Tube。 め

ちゃ く ちゃ ってる。 My

Japanese typical Osaka. Osaka 弁

で しゃ ば った ら いい。 しゃ ば った ら いい。 しゃ べ った ら

いい。 しゃ べ った ら いい。 あれ 大 阪 弁 で しゃ べ ってる や

ん。 なん で 敬 語？ ビ デ オ で 映 る と き は 敬

語 で 普 通 み んな 喋 ってる。 あの ユ ーチ ュ ーバ ー み

んな そう して る から。 でも 大 阪 弁 イ ント ネ ー ショ ン

聞 いた。 完全 大 阪 弁 だ よ。 日本 人 聞 いた ら す ぐ

わか る。 大 阪 出 身 や この 人 って。 何

する？ F uck in '！ 聞 こ えて る かな？ ビ

ル ア ップ して る から ラ グ イ ン して る か もし れない。

Oh my god！

なん

で 三 十 人 か 見て る。 あ、俺の戦士。俺の戦士。He's

putting on his palm tissue. これ。He did.

He did. He did here.

な。 How

did you learn English? When I was

in junior high school,

but I just— we just learned grammar,

reading, writing, not speaking.

So that's why Japanese can't speak

English. No problem. No brain.

We can read English,

but we can't speak English.

Can't make proper bacon. Proper

bacon作れないって。 あ

ー 暑 い。 日本 の 書 道 を 書 きます か？

うん、 I learned Japanese.

書 道 って なん て いう？ Call igraph y. Call igraph

y in high school, junior high

school.

Speak like a ER って 何？ Speak

like a E. T. みたい に 喋 る って 書 いて る。 E.

T. How how E.

D. Daniel E.

D.

暑 い ここ。 Google

Translate, what?

I'm 80? No, I'm not alien.

You rude.

Miley,

I can't read it.

Just my poor English.

My English also poor.

Jimbo Jones.

Hold on,

hold on. Ash imoto,

見て ご ら ん。

それ が。 Oh

my God.

Thank you. I like color.

Okay, color curry.

Okay.

Oh, you love singing?

Me too, I love singing. I went

to karaoke before,

but recently Daniel don't like

singing a song without

No, without hook up. Hook up.

Hook up. Yes,

yes, I have seen— I have watched Spirited

Away. I really like Ghibli movies,

so I watched all Ghibli movies.

My best Ghibli movie is Mononoke.

Without bokka. No, no, no bokka.

Walk and hook up.

Hook up.

He took a car. Car.

For hooking up to

karaoke, and he asked,

"Would you want to go love hotel?" Woman

say no. He get angry. Stupid boy.

Ha ha.

Mononoke, but I hear it's really good.

Yes, Mononoke is the best, I think.

Do you watch, uh,

what's that?

Why didn't you go to Ram Pop? Um,

because it was the first date.

First dating, first date. I usually don't

go to Ram Hotel the first dating.

私知らないな。 Whisper up here. Ah yes,

Mimio Subaseba. I know it.

It's one of my favorite movie.

I really like Mononoke and Laputa

of Castle. I don't know the English name.

天空の城ラピュタ and and 風の谷の直しか。

I don't know English title.風の谷の直しか。Oh,

Moving Castle. Yes, you're right. Moving

Castle. It's good. I it was a very

impressive when I watched the Moving

Castle. When I was a kid,

are you female or ah? It's not me.

Atsui ne koko. Nodokawa ita.

Three fishes, yes.

What in

Japan would you like to see or do. Daniel

need some good idea, but you— he would

listen to subscriber only complaints.

Yeah, but Japan,

nice country, I think.

Oh, it's hot here. Oh, it's cold.

Japan, now 2

o'clock.

暑いよ。 嘘！おしっこの音も聞こえてた？せやん。

Actually, who want

to learn Japanese?

This is good content.

What content?

What in hell? What in hell? I wish

drunk will be a day of peace.

Why did you have the day off, Chihiro?

Because all transportation is

stopping now. Typhoon is coming.

This typhoon is very huge.

I want to stare at the fish all night.

Leave me.

暑いよ。 What

are 5 things you don't like about Daniel?

I made this I

made, I made a video today.

You can see why

I hate Daniel, 5 things.

More, not only 5,

more.

I'm fine, thank you.

Why I love him?

I never think it.

You know well, he walks too fast, leaves

snot rag in pocket, wears shirt for—

it's disgusting— wears shirt for

2 weeks. He thinks 2 weeks, but I always

wash his t-shirt secretly.

He didn't realize it.

His armpits so smell bad. So if

he— if these shirts— if I don't

wash his t-shirts, oh,

smell bad.

You can wear a shirt today, much left to

week? Uh,

yeah, I maximum

2 days or 3 days.

What your day like?

Are you going to help him get to a sports

business again? Maybe if he is

a good boy. How to get

the girlfriend? I don't know how to

get the girlfriend, the Japanese

girlfriend.

Any car?

You don't have a girlfriend now?

Do Japanese girls like

foreigners? I don't think so.

Japanese girls is very modest.

I don't know.

I'm 153,

154 centimeters.

I don't know this hurricane categorized 4

or 5, but weather news said

this is a big typhoon like

last year's typhoon.

Will Daniel make up with

your family? Not yet. He never

met my family.

Quick time the camera.

Have you planned to go in Iran

to meet Daniel mother? I don't know,

maybe.

Next year,

his mother say meet

up New York for spending

Christmas.

If she found out, what would your

mom do if she found out? You know,

maybe my mother will

angry, will be angry.

If you ever want to visit United States,

you're invited to stay with my

family in South Carolina.

Thank you. Have you ever met an Australian

guy? Who?

I used to live in Australia.

I have met

many Australians. Sorry, young guy.

No,

I don't.

Did you make

a house with— house park? Did you make

a— yeah. Why don't you make Daniel

help you with some housework?

Because he's

lazy. If he clean our room,

he do he clean the

room very quickly. So,

but not.

Cream.

No, you're good.

Just hide

there,

girl.

What do you want us to build, Connor? A

kite wire.

Sorry.

He's very smart. He translates

to Japanese and translate Japanese

to English.

Now,

get into fever. Favour.

Yep, you're right, I'm Bama.

Thank you,

Shoji Jim.

Shoot some crows. How?

Hmm,

what?

I don't know, no idea,

but we have to go to supermarket later

because typhoon is coming.

Maybe supermarket will close.

When was the last time you went to Tokyo?

Um, 2 years ago for meeting my friends.

When was last time you had sex? With

Daniel? 2 days ago.

I have Instagram, but it's very privacy.

Tropical stream, good content.

Maybe, maybe we,

we will do.

My favorite food,

chicken.

Fried chicken.

Do you watch porn? Yeah,

sometimes.

Have you been to China? Not yet.

Um, I went to Hong Kong. Hong Kong.

Hong Kong and Taiwan, not China.

Toshi loves curry.

Uh, curry. Sometimes I feel like eating

curry.

Yes, why did you live in Australia?

It's working holiday.

For learning English,

I went to language school and I

worked at farm.

Hey, where is Daniel?

He is working.

He is translating Japanese to English.

Can we DM each other?

Matsutoya Yumi-san. Yes, I really

like this movie, Majuro Takkyubin.

How long were you staying in Australia?

Um, about 1 year.

I wanted to stay more, but I

couldn't do it because my

family had trouble. I had

to go back to Japan.

I— what meaning the mod?

Mod? What's wrong?

The moth.

Lot of, lot of hot

men. I don't know what you're saying,

but it's bad.

Do you see yourself staying with Daniel

for rest of your You

go to Nagano ski?

Uh, yes, I've been to Nagano when I was

18. I often went to Nagano for

snowboarding.

Family travel. What was

it about gambling? No,

it's a secret.

Do you go to

Nagasaki? No, I never been to Nagasaki.

I want to go Nagasaki.

Nagasaki

is a very beautiful place, I think.

It's Daniel but at 4K. Yes,

what's Daniel doing?

Yakuza. Have you met Yakuza? No,

I never met Yakuza. Do you

hate USA? No.

Why?

Hmm. Chihiro, have you thought

about creating your own channel? Sorry for

my English.

No, because I'm lazy.

Uh, do— what do you think of tension

between Japan and Korea. Oh, now it's

terrible. Do you think

Korea need to get over World War II?

World War II kept over. Ah,

yeah, I think Korean government is

wrong. Korean people

is not guilty.

Korean government,

government is wrong.

Do you have any friends from China? I used

to have many Chinese friends,

but not now. I don't have it.

Would you like Daniel to To walk out,

maybe near

to. Yes, we we went to Miyajima

two years ago.

We stayed two days.

Why do you like his ASMR food video?

Who makes more money, you or Daniel?

You do, and that's the reason he's being

so betrayed.

Maybe— oh, he's eating something.

Jimbo eating something. What makes

you happy? Oh,

after finish,

finish the work and I go back to home,

um, I drink the beer,

a beer with Daniel. It makes me happy.

Do you

think there is too much Chinese people in

Japan? I don't know. Yes, many Chinese

people in Japan.

Show us an old picture of you.

Okay, wait, I show you.

な ん か

いい や つ ある かな。 ちょっと 待って ね。 Wait.

Look. Oh, this is this

picture was.

Um, I mean, I was 25,

24.

Can you see me or

the picture?

Show us all picture of you.

Hotness. So cute. Thank you.

Uh-huh. Anything else?

Looks the same. Oh, thank you.

Um, other picture.

It's a little bit blur.

High school photo. Okay,

wait, wait, wait.

High school photo, but my friends here,

high school photo.

This is me. I was a

high school student. JK photo. Yes.

Aka-chan, aka-chan,

kawaii.

Good memory, look.

I was a high school student.

Mhm. The older you get,

prettier you get, J.

Thank you. And oh.

This is, um,

18. I can't,

I can't show my family photo.

Me, me.

Doctor Chihiro. Why Doctor Chihiro?

This is a 24 years

old. You see that I was a 24

years old. Chotto boya keteru yo.

When you get a blackfish? Blackfish?

No. I go to university.

I went to university.

Me, 20.

This is

a 26, maybe.

Um, ah,

Ika wa.

Can you wear bikini

for fun?

No.

Yes, the poetry is very important.

My mother and me.

In Okinawa. In Okinawa.

Okinawa.

う ん 困 ってる な。

ちょっと 何 や る に 怒 ら れる。 ド ム ービ

ー。 他

に ある かな。 Sexy

shop is showing.

Yes, that was it. Kokusai Dori.

Oh.

The water getting clear.

Description said, um,

the first, the first day the water a

little bit dirty, and the second day a

little bit getting

clear. So third day,

the water really clear. So today the water

very look like a clean.

What do you

mean?

影 響 して ない けど 影 響 を 近 い。 影

響 じゃ なく て 影 響 に 近 い 人 と して 見 る。 いい

から もう それ わ から ない から 人 と 喋

る し。 Beautifully,

beautifully.

Sure.

Oh, my lips are— す

ご い な、 二 時間 二 時間

で でき て じゃ ん。 二 時間。 なん で

私 が 十 分 で 話 して 二 時間 で 上 の 相 談 に

も ア ップ する これは 一 生 懸 命 ア ップ し ない と でき

ない。 Tsunamis.

What was that?

でも 見て 二 時間 二 時間 三 時間

で 終 わ って、

でも 翻 訳 して い っぱ い 給 与 取 れた ら あれ じゃない？ どう

でしょう。 That's

special.

Daniel coming back.

Mr. Fishy Fish, Fishy Fish.

Mr. Fish.

Fish, fish,

fish.

What? Oh,

really?

Oh.

こ う 喋 る と き に 口 が め っちゃ 動 か す な。

こんな に 英 語 って 喋 る と き 口 動 か す。 Which

driver?

Fuck,

no.

Oh,