My love doll gave me a urinary tract infection [knkbkLsitJg]

It's a very nice day today in

my garden.

Look, I got this new shaver. It's really

good. It's called a Philips OneBlade,

and, um, press this button and magic

happens.

And then you can do this.

You can shave your imaginary beard. It's a

pretty good shaver. It's a lot better than

my Philips leg shaver. This is for women,

so it's designed for shaving very fine

hairs. And the problem with it, when I

tried to shave my beard, it wasn't

powerful enough and it kept getting jammed

up. So I decided to get a OneBlade, which

is a lot more powerful. Look how thick it

is. That's power inside of the handle.

Listen to it. Power! Anyway,

this video is not about shaving. Well,

well, I've been using the Love Doll for

about a week now, and you know in my

previous video when I talked about not

having to worry about STIs? Turns out I

was wrong about that one. So it's not

exactly an STI, but it's kind of similar.

I think I have a urinary tract infection

from using it, and that may be because

Well, I haven't exactly been washing it

every time I use it. It's just a bit of a

pain in the backside having to wash it

every single time after I use it. I don't

really want to have to do that every time

because number one, it's pretty big. It's

like carrying a baby. And, um,

I have to take it all the way to the

bathroom, put it in the sink, give it a

wash. I've washed it once, but that was

about 4 days after I started using it. It

was really weird washing it. The first

time, it kind of felt like I was either

washing a baby in the sink or it was kind

of like washing a raw chicken, a really

big fat raw chicken. It's just such a pain

having to wash it because I use it before

I go to sleep and then after I finish, I

just want to go to sleep. I cuddle it and

I fall asleep. I don't really want to

carry it out of bed, take it all the way

to the bathroom, give it a proper washing

when I'm gonna use it again when I wake

up. Also, I kind of have to be alone in

the house to be able to wash it,

otherwise it would look a bit weird if my

mum saw me walking up and down carrying

this decapitated rubber torso.

So yeah, I haven't been washing it very

much, mainly because I'm really lazy, and

I didn't really think it would be a big

deal. So, so what if there's some bacteria

in it? I didn't think that bacteria would

really be much of a problem because I'm

covered in bacteria all the time and it's

never caused me any problems before.

Also, I kind of like the smell of myself,

and I like it when the doll smells like me

instead of a big lump of rubber because

the rubber smell is quite strong, and I

don't really find it very nice to smell

rubber all the time, and I just prefer it

when it smells like me. So I didn't think

there'd be a problem not washing it and

just letting it fester, but seems

I was wrong about that one. Yeah, I was

wrong because having some issues with my

gentleman's area. The first issue would

be, uh, getting a lot of cheese buildup,

uh, even after having a shower later on

the day, the cheese is, um, there again.

It also feels a bit itchy as well, and

when I go to the toilet, when I'm doing a

number 1, I can definitely feel some kind

of burning sensation, which isn't

pleasant. Also feels like someone's

pinching my tube as I'm doing my

number 1. Why am I telling you this?

I don't know. I just thought you would

like to know, and maybe it can serve as a

warning to other people who decide not to

wash, wash their love dolls. This is a

warning to you. You should wash it,

um, unless you want to suffer the same

fate as I have. I don't really know what

you're supposed to do when you get this

kind of infection. I've had it before,

ages ago, because of my French girlfriend.

Thanks very much, French girlfriend.

Because of her, I had this same similar

kind of infection, and I just left it and

it got better all by itself. Didn't take

any medication and it just went away all

by itself. So I think I'm just going to do

that and have a break from the rubber and

go back to my hands. Good old hands,

they, they never failed me. So don't worry

about me, I'll be fine in a few days,

maybe a week. Um, but yeah, I appreciate

your kind comments I look forward to

seeing you in a future update video. Bye!

Hello and welcome back to another episode

of Cooking with Daniel. Today we have

another mysterious brown paper bag that we

are going to be cooking from. So let's

open this up and see

what's inside. Oh, we have baby

corn, radish, A lemon,

parsley,

and potatoes. You know,

we could be really lazy and then just put

everything into the oven. Chop the

potatoes, put the chicken onto a baking

tray, oven roast everything. Sounds like

a good idea. Daniel cooking.

Look at chicken. Look at chicken.

Cooking is so much fun.

I love cooking. Doesn't everyone?

Do you like cooking? I like

cooking. I want to cook you every

day. But we will cook you,

and I will cook you. I cook you

every day. I will

cook you. Yes, I will cook you.

Sweet corn, baby corn.

We have some sweet corn and there's a baby

corn. So for oven cooking, it's very

simple. You need a baking tray. And hold

on, let me get some oil. You need some

oil, lovely oil.

Put some there, and then just take your

potatoes, put them on the tray.

So this is our chicken.

Make sure it's nice and flattened out.

Okay, so we need to season everything.

I'm not sure what to do with the lemon.

Never roasted a lemon before. What about

the radish? I don't know. I don't think we

need the radish. Um, let's get some

seasoning powders.

Black pepper. Uh, what about

some sea salt? I would like some sea salt

to make it salty, but I can't Find the sea

salt. Okay, so we have a collection

of seasoning. We have some mixed herbs,

oregano, black pepper. Let's see what

happens.

So, so, so, so salty.

It's gonna be so salty, but it's

good for you.

Lots and lots of herbs.

Nice. Maybe a bit more oil.

Um, how should I put it on?

Lovely oil.

A bit too much oil. Oh no, what should I

do?

And then some oregano. Mmm, smells very

nice. Oregano. We're gonna have a very

nice herb— herbal chicken.

Lots of herbs and

some black pepper.

Done! And then we have to preheat our

oven. Okay, and then we put this straight

into the oven for about half an hour.

Hopefully everything should be cooked

nicely. 30 minutes later and it should be

ready. Let's have a look. Oh, oh,

it's hot, it's hot!

Oh, look at my cooking! Looks pretty good.

Wow, it's actually cooked!

The sweet corn nearly got burned. Well,

this got burnt a little bit. Let's give it

a bit of a poke. We have sweet corn,

potato,

and chicken. Let's have a look at the

chicken underneath. Oh, I haven't

actually been showing you. Ha ha! Um, I

think the chicken has cooked properly. It

should be cooked. It's been in there for

half an hour. A bit disappointed that it's

not crispy. I thought it'd be crispy, but

it's not. It's just soggy.

And that is how you do oven cooking. It's

pretty easy. You just chop stuff up, put

it onto a tray, put it in the oven for

half an hour, and then it's finished.

Easy peasy.