im in a new hotel - still no german girls

Um,

testing.

Oh, there's a red light, look.

It's from my mouse.

Hello everybody, I'm in Germany

still. Got my laptop set up today,

so stream should be better looking and

better sounding.

Oh, thank you, Oliver Govrick.

Very generous. Well, I guess one

of the plus sides of being in Germany

means I have good internet. So I can

stream at higher resolution.

Let me check my resolution.

Well, I guess one of the plus sides of

being in Germany means I have good

internet so I can stream at higher

resolution. Yeah, it looks quite nice.

Hopefully it doesn't lag. I think the

internet's quite good. I've got 4G.

If it starts lagging, I guess I have to

turn it down a bit. It's at 2500 megabits

bitrate. Usually I have it at 500, so I'm

streaming at 5 times the quality that I

usually stream at.

I brought my webcam from England and I

brought my Blue Yeti microphone. This

whole setup is It's what's making my bag

so heavy. The laptop, the Blue Yeti, the

laptop's power brick weighs a ton.

The internet in Germany sucks. Well,

it's, it's at least 20 times faster than

my internet back home.

My internet back home had about 1 megabit

upload. Here I have about 12 to 16.

Doo doo doo doo doo.

Hopefully this time I don't dox myself.

I'm starving. I've only had a horrible

bagel today and these bacon crisps which

aren't very good.

My back's killing me, my lower back and my

legs. I need a good rest tomorrow.

I feel a bit better today, I feel a bit

more adjusted.

Those bacon crisps, the flavor's so weak.

And I got a sandwich. The only place

that I know that sells food is this

rubbish little shop, and the only food

they have that can be counted as a meal

are these sandwiches and those bagels.

The bagels taste horrible, and they have

salads. They only

have salads, sandwiches, and these really

hard, dry, horrible bagels.

And I can't find any shops where they just

sell food. There's fast food everywhere.

There's Pizza Hut, Burger King,

McDonald's. But I don't want to get fast

food because I'm scared of talking to

people. The good thing about this shop is

you just go in and then you pay and

they don't really say anything.

So it's nice, I don't have to talk.

I got a salami cheese sandwich.

It's okay, I guess.

Oh, thank you, Andy. Yeah, I survived.

Oh, I'm hungry.

It's quite nice here. I have a light, a

lamp for lighting.

Oh, thank you, Christian.

Do I upload livestreams? No, I take them

down usually because

I don't think they're very interesting.

It's just hours and hours and hours of me

rambling about mundane stuff.

I don't think that's the high-quality

content that I want on my channel. I want

my videos to be the high-quality content,

and then the streams can be like

just flush-down-the-toilet content.

This hotel's rubbish. There's no fridge

and there's no kettle, so I can't make a

coffee.

At least it only cost me £50 for 3 nights.

It's pretty good.

I tried to do a livestream outside

earlier, but I just

felt so stressed out, and I felt really

anxious and nervous. I couldn't even speak

very well. I just felt kind of silly doing

it,

so I gave up after 10 minutes.

I'm no ice person. I don't know how that

guy— I don't know how Ice Poseidon just

walks around outside saying the

weirdest things to people.

Also, it's freezing here. It's freezing

and it's windy.

It's really horrible outside.

Ice Poseidon is like me but without social

anxiety. If I didn't have social anxiety,

I'd probably be just like him. I'd go up

to people and say weird stuff.

I couldn't even say hello back to the

cashier when she said hello. I just

looked down, pretended to be a foreigner.

Oh, I am a foreigner.

I don't understand a word they say apart

from hello and danke.

Oh, that was a good bang.

I'm a bit worried about food,

so I don't know where to go to get Food.

I can't find any supermarkets.

The only food— I mean, the only shop that

sells food I found is in the train station

called Etika or something, and they

don't have much of a selection. They have

sandwiches, salads, and bagels,

and that's it. And the rest of it is just

plain bread, cereal,

Wine, beer, biscuits.

They have instant noodles, but I don't

have a kettle.

And there's so many people around the

train station, it's really stressful going

into there. I thought I'd walk around,

have a look at what shops are there, and

there's just so many people. I don't want

to get bumped into because the people

there are so aggressive when they walk

around. I wish I got a beer now,

actually, but I was worried that they

would ask me for ID or they would ask me

something or they would not sell it to me.

When I went to Norway, they, they didn't

let us buy beer after 6 PM.

There's loads of people and they all walk

around in gangs and I don't

know, everyone looks kind of aggressive.

The way they— their posture and the way

they move, it just looks really

aggressive. I feel kind of intimidated

going outside actually.

I feel like if I wasn't careful, they

would just walk straight into me and then

push me out of the way.

So I'm not sure what to do for food apart

from buying these stupid sandwiches,

which I'm gonna get sick of. If I was in

Japan, I'd just go into a 7-Eleven, I'd

buy a burger, I could get ramen, I could

get a bento box meal, I could get steamed

buns, I could get anything really. They

don't have little corner shops here and

there. Very much. I walked up and down for

hours and hours and hours because I

checked out of the first hotel at about 11

AM, and then I had to wait until 1 PM to

come and check in here. They actually

charged me €15 to check in early. I said

I'll just pay €15 because it's freezing

outside. So I walked around for a couple

hours And there was just nothing. There

were these old-looking buildings.

Everywhere was shut because it's Sunday.

I didn't see any corner shops, no little

corner shops that just sell something

simple. Well, there's bakeries, but I'm

scared to go into those, and there's

I would have liked a beer actually, now

that I think about it. Oh well, I had a

beer yesterday. I don't want to drink beer

And I was walking around and there was

this weird sight that I saw. There were

about 20 people walking in

a line, just kind of patrolling the

streets, and at the front of the line of

people there were about 4 kind

of bishop-looking guys, and they were

playing guitar and playing, playing guitar

and singing. And then all the people

behind the guitar men were carrying palm

leaves, these big green leaves. It was so

weird. Does anyone know what I'm

talking about? I've never seen that

before. It was really bizarre, just this

massive group of people holding leaves

walking down the street whilst People play

music.

No, I can't get doner kebabs. Then I have

to go in and tell them what I want. I

can't go into shops where I have to order

from a menu. I can only buy from shops

where you pick up the item and take it to

the counter. That way I don't have to tell

them what I want.

I've only had a döner kebab once in my

life with my friend Rob. I remember him.

I tried finding him on Facebook. I

couldn't find him. Maybe he deleted it.

What if he died? I wouldn't even know. He

was one of my best friends. Did I

seriously come to Germany to get laid?

No, I came to meet the one, but she

was not the one. She was a freak just like

all the others. She hasn't messaged me

back, by the way, so she obviously wants

nothing to do with me anymore. Thanks very

much for tricking me into coming to

Germany, wasting my time and money.

Didn't even give me a BJ.

Can't believe her. All she said was, oh,

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was it.

How about I'm really sorry? How about I'm

really sorry that you came all this way

for me? Stupid bitch.

And her reasons were stupid.

Ex-boyfriend guilt-tripping me, and it

was weird. What do you mean it was weird?

What was weird? The only weird one was you

texting your ex-boyfriend during the whole

time. I didn't do anything weird. You were

the weird one. If it was weird, it was

your fault. Thank you, Death God,

for the emojis.

I was perfectly normal. I didn't start

texting my ex-girlfriend during the

dinner, did I? Call me weird.

Fuck off.

Oh, thank you, Bunny Girl.

She said Speak to me in Japanese. And I

said no because I feel embarrassed. And

then she said, oh, you feel embarrassed

about everything? No, not everything.

What's the point speaking to you in

Japanese? You won't understand it. I hate

it when people ask me that. I hate it when

people say, oh, you speak Japanese? Can

you speak some then? Well, are you gonna

understand it? If not, then what's the

point? I just feel silly. I might as well

be saying go ka go ka go gu gu, and you

wouldn't even know that if I was speaking

Japanese or not, would you? Because you

don't know it. Go ka go gu gu gu gu.

How's that? Do you understand what I said?

I said you're a dumb bitch.

Oh, Death God Karma, thank you. Buy your

plane ticket back home. No, I think I'm

gonna stay for a month. I've been looking

at Airbnbs and

I found some pretty good ones.

I found a really good one right near the

train center— train station. It's got a

big bed, big bright room. It's got a nice

little table for my laptop. It's got a

little kitchen so I can do some cooking.

My goal is I want to find a nice

supermarket so I can buy meat and

vegetables and do some cooking and not buy

these sandwiches all the time. I can't buy

fast food because I'm scared to order.

Oh, I was looking on Google Maps and there

was a park called Bürgerpark, and I'm

guessing Bürger means citizen, so I guess

it's Citizens Park. Why is citizen in

German Bürger? Don't they know that to the

rest of the world a burger is something

you put inside of a hamburger? Don't,

don't call your people burgers. It's just

weird. Why is it called hamburger? Is it

because it was originally made out of

people? Oh, thank you, Andy. I can fly you

to Canada. No, I don't want any BJ's.

Not just— not from guys anyway.

Booger burger is The burger with the dots

different to the burger without the dots?

I thought the dots were just for

decoration. I didn't know it changed the

meaning. It's kind of like Chinese now,

isn't it? You put the little dots and it

changes the sound and the meaning.

And another thing I've noticed in Etika,

which is the only shop I've been in for

They don't sell tiny bags of crisps. I

just wanted a small bag of crisps. All

they have are these gigantic ones. Look at

this. I've been munching on it all day

long. Tastes like crap as well.

They don't have pot noodle. They didn't

even have any bacon. They had lots of

sausages in a jar, but there

was no bacon. Really weird. No ham as

well. Maybe it was just because it's a

small little supermarket. It was kind of

like a supermarket. They sell fruit and

vegetables, but it's very small.

Like my— no,

talk about Chihiro. Well, I watched our—

no, that's not a good thing to say. I do

not watch our AVs when I'm Do

I prefer Japan now? Well, Japan is a lot

more convenient. 7-Elevens, Family Marts,

Lawsons everywhere. It's just so easy.

You just pop down the road, 2 minutes,

and you can get a delicious meal. You

could get ramen in a box, you can get

fried chicken, you can get chips, you can

get a burger. And it's easy for me because

you pick up the item and place it on the

counter. You don't have to go in there and

order. Apart from the fried chicken, you

have to order the fried chicken. I don't

usually do that, I just get my wife to.

Oh, thank you, Matt Arroyo.

What else don't I like?

It's just been so cold that it's, it's

been horrible going outside.

Also, the people here are very tall. The

men here just tower over me and I feel

like a midget. It's a bit depressing. In

Japan, I feel tall, or average at least,

but here the men are huge. They would

destroy me in a fight. It wouldn't even be

a fight, it would just be like a rat

killing an ant. They're huge.

Just one swing would probably kill me.

And there aren't really many cute girls,

to be honest. I saw a couple, but they

were Asian. The only cute ones are the

Asian ones. There's a few white,

blondish-looking girls who are quite cute

who I saw walking around. Not that many.

Oh, thank you, Marco Z, 23.

What else did I get? I didn't really get

anything. I feel like I'm

starving or rationing myself.

I'm not quite sure what kind of food I

want to get. I don't want to get fast

food. Yeah, I want to find

a supermarket, a fairly large one, so I I

can walk around, have a look at what they

How tall am I? I'm 175 centimeters.

Get a schnitzel. What is a bratwurst?

Is it just a sausage?

I'm not sure if I regret bringing all this

gear. My mic, my laptop.

If I'm staying here long term, then I

definitely want this gear. I don't know,

I guess it's because I've just been moving

around a lot and it's annoying having to

pack it up and put it in my bag all the

time, and it's really heavy.

Go to Immermann Street. Oh yeah, there was

an Asian supermarket at my first hotel,

but it's quite far away and I don't have a

plastic bag, so I can't carry much.

I'll just check Google Maps. Maybe

tomorrow I'll have a look, but I

need to check out of here on the 17th, so

I need to actually pay for the Airbnb

before I check out. Otherwise I'll be

wandering the streets again. Oh, thank

you, USC Bruin. Enjoy Germany, only the

Asian girls are cute. I know that

German girl from yesterday was cute, but

she didn't make my heart flutter the same

way that Asian, Asian girls do.

Daydreamer River, thanks. Ever play

Dead by Daylight? No, I've never played

What kind of game is it?

How do I face problems when my face is a

problem? I don't understand.

I noticed that men drink a lot. I see a

lot of guys just roaming around in packs

with a beer in their hand. Being very loud

and irritating. Stop deleting my

livestreams. But they're not interesting,

and if there's anything interesting I have

to say, I'll summarize it in a 10-minute

video which will have 4 ads on it.

I hope people don't mind me putting 4 ads.

Kind of need the money now.

Especially after I pay for the Airbnb,

which is gonna be about £1,000.

£1,000? Well, it's fully furnished.

That's the plus side. If you got your own

apartment, you'd have to buy your own

furniture. The Airbnb has everything.

Yeah, I haven't changed my clothes for a

while, but I washed this and this before I

came, so I think it smells okay.

Buy a hooker?

Well, I don't know if I want to

tell you. Nah,

maybe next time.

Well, nothing. For legal reasons,

um, I should move on.

Why is it so cold? It's April. It should

be spring, should be getting warm, and now

it feels like it's winter. Everyone looks

like— outside everyone's wearing their

winter clothing, coats.

I'm just very happy today for no reason.

No, I'm not telling you.

I'm not sure if I should eat my second

sandwich or save it for tomorrow. Might

save it for tomorrow. I have to go outside

again to buy food. It's so annoying. Why

can't they just sell— why can't there be a

shop right next to the hotel?

If I was in a Japanese hotel, I would have

so much good food. Remember, had a beer,

I had rice and beef. I had a fried

chicken.

Now I'm just eating sandwiches because I

can't find anything good.

No, I didn't, didn't find a hooker last

night.

Can I upload my streams on a VOD channel?

Uh, it just takes so much time. I'd have

to download the stream and

then re-upload it when it's hours and

hours long. It will take forever.

Ghost traveling hides inside. I know,

it's so stupid, isn't it? Came all the way

to Germany, what am I gonna do? I'm gonna

sit in my room all day whinging about

going outside?

Doesn't the sandwich need cooling? Do you

think it'll be okay for one night? I don't

have a fridge. This hotel's so cheap,

they couldn't even give me a kettle. How

much would it cost to get a kettle? Costs

about $5.

Danny, are you lonely? Yes, please come

and comfort me.

Walk outside with the camera. The problem

with Germany is I feel intimidated

by the people, and they will probably

understand English. In Japan, I felt safe

because Japanese people aren't

intimidating and they don't speak English,

so I felt comfortable just talking and

knowing that they probably don't

understand what I'm saying. Poppy Seed,

did you apologize to your mom or say

goodbye? I wrote her a little note. It

said, bye, Mom, sorry about fighting,

see you soon, love you. And then I drew a

little heart. It'll be in tonight's video.

I finished editing it.

And then I, I explain what happened to the

German girl for the people who missed the

Germans do understand English. I know,

that's why I feel uncomfortable streaming

outside, because they'll understand me.

Are German sandwiches better than the

UK's? No, there's so many good sandwiches

in the UK. My favorite is the

sausage Egg and bacon sandwich. I will

give you $10 if you tell us. Tell you

what?

I will give you $10 if you tell us.

What happened to the German girl? Well,

she came back to my hotel, then she

ditched me, and then she ghosted me, and

now we don't talk anymore.

Thank you very much for wasting my time

and my money.

Oh, this chair is so uncomfortable. It's

like sitting on a plank of wood. Do you

want to see my bed? I've got 2 single beds

if anyone wants to stay the night. We'll

have a party. Everyone, let's get Danny a

hooker. Yes,

please. €200.

That's my bed. I've got 2 single beds and

a little TV.

Oh, I should have bought some chocolate or

snacks. I've only got these bacon things.

Oh, thank you, Goat on Molly.

I got a big discount on this hotel because

I saved up my ebooker bonus points and I

got about 60% off, so it's

pretty cheap.

Please notice me. Hello,

I'm noticing you.

What am I going to do now? I'm gonna get

an Airbnb. I felt so

depressed yesterday, I couldn't believe

it.

I felt awful yesterday.

It was like all my plans and my dreams

just got shattered in about 5 minutes,

and I just wanted to go home, actually.

But after I slept and I woke up, I felt a

lot better, felt more positive. And now

I think I want to stay for at least a

month just to experience living here for a

It will cost me how much?

£1,000 for the Airbnb.

It's a bit expensive. If I was living here

forever, then I wouldn't live in such an

expensive place, but if it's only a month,

I think £1,000 is worth the money. I could

get a £700 or £600 place,

but like I said, if it's just a month

thin. I think it's okay to spend a bit

I'm sure there's bars in the city. I can't

go into bars, and I can't go into cafes.

I can't go into restaurants. I can't go

Food is the main problem right now. I

can't buy food in a lot of places because

I'm scared.

You have no content now that annoying girl

ditched you. I don't know how much content

there would have been because I

don't feel comfortable streaming with

these random girls. What if they go crazy

and they flash their pussy and then I get

banned? I would get banned so easily. All

you would need to do— imagine if I had

some guy friend on my stream and he just

pulls his willy out. Well, that's at least

a 90-day ban from streaming. I'd get a

strike for that for sure, maybe even a

permanent ban.

If she's absolutely, absolutely nuts, she

might just flash her nipples. And then

I'll get a strike, won't I? So I'm not

gonna— I'm not gonna— I don't trust anyone

to stream with them.

And then I don't even know what videos

we'd make together because I feel really

awkward vlogging in front of people. I

need to be by myself to make videos,

basically.

So I don't know how much content there

would be from a new girlfriend apart from

we broke up. That'll be quick.

It just feels like a cycle now. Got a new

girlfriend, we had sex, moving in with my

girlfriend, had a big fight with my

girlfriend, broke up with my girlfriend,

and then move on to the next one.

Aren't people gonna get bored with that?

I don't know.

Get a boyfriend instead. No,

I could get room service maybe.

And then guess what? I couldn't get—

I couldn't access any of the adult

websites because my stupid network

provider put an adult content filter, and

then you had to enter your card details to

get rid of it. But for some reason it kept

saying error, so I had to phone them up

and it took ages. They put me on hold for

about 20 minutes and then this Indian

woman answered. I could barely understand

what she was saying. I said, can I get

rid of the adult content filter?

She said, is the reason you want to get

rid of the filter because you want to

access the content? I was like, yes,

that is why. I want to watch the

pornographies, please, please get rid of

this stupid filter. The whole internet's

getting censored now. You can't even watch

porn without phoning them up. Obviously

I'm over 18 if I paid for the SIM card

using my credit card. I don't understand

why they automatically put an adult filter

on everyone's SIM card. If I was a kid, I

wouldn't be able to get myself a SIM card.

I'm just saying it'd be nice if the

English-speaking phone operators actually

spoke understandable English. Is it so

much to ask for when your job is speaking?

I think how well you speak is pretty

Am I homeless in Germany? No, I have a

hotel and I'm gonna get an Airbnb.

And basically it'll just be like this,

but I'll be in a different room. Well, I

could do a German apartment room tour,

and then I could do cooking. We could do

live cooking. Hopefully there's a stove.

Daniel, um, are you racist? Yes, I hate

all the races.

I hate everyone, especially you.

Don't cry,

I was joking.

Order room service. Oh yeah, I was looking

at this. I could get an Ump

Phelan panini.

Chicken panini.

I hate all forms of life on this planet.

What's this? Oh no, shit, I just doxxed

myself, didn't I? Who saw it?

Who saw it? Tell me.

Why do they put the stupid hotel logo

everywhere? It's so hard not to dox your

hotel room. I don't think anyone noticed.

No one's typing it. Okay, I think I'm safe

because no one's typing the hotel name.

Oh, that was close.

Oh, it's all in German. Oh, here it is.

There's no food on it. Oh, there's no food

menu apart from these paninis.

So where is the red light district in

Düsseldorf? I'm asking for

What's happening with my divorce case? I

don't know, I haven't heard anything. My

mum hasn't told me that I have any

letters, so maybe my wife just got fed

up and gave up. Who knows?

Did I meet the German girl? Yes, I met her

yesterday. She was a complete waste of

I was so sure that we were gonna have sex.

I was even imagining us doing it multiple

times during the night.

That's why I quickly booked my ticket

here. And now nothing.

Well, I left a nice surprise for the hotel

room cleaner. I wrote on the notepad,

So disappointed, didn't have sex, and I

chewed up the pencil really badly, and

then I left all my sperm tissues all over

the place, and then I accidentally flooded

the shower room because it's one of those

stupid open showers, and then I put towels

down to soak up the water.

Oh, thank you, Christian. What problem are

you talking about? Talking of.

I put towels on the floor, but that

blocked the water getting to the drain,

so the water just built up and it created

a puddle, and now all the towels are

soaked. Well, it's not my problem anymore.

I checked out.

Has the German girl contacted me since?

No, she hasn't said a word.

Absolutely nothing from her.

Uh, will I do a video about the German

girl? Yes, I already made it today. I was

editing it And it got to about 21 minutes.

I had to edit all the fluff out. I edited

out the bit when I was moaning about some

Japanese guy because it was just getting

too long. I don't think people want to see

a 21-minute-long video, so I managed to

get it down to 16.

I think it's quite a good video. Got a

good intro going to Germany, preparing in

the hotel, and then the disappointment.

And then I explain about her ex-boyfriend.

I decided to take out the bit when I

called her a horrible person. She is

pretty horrible though. I'm not talking

about what she did to me, I'm talking

about what she did to her ex, because they

didn't break up until November and she was

sending me nudes in October. So she was

sending me nudes when she had a boyfriend,

and then she dumps him, and then she kind

of torments him by telling him that she's

going to a hotel to meet meet me. Why

would you tell him that?

And then she's kind of stringing him along

by contacting him every day. I think when

you break up, you should stop contacting

the person you dumped, because obviously

the person who got dumped didn't want to

get dumped, and he probably still has

feelings and wants you back.

So how are you supposed to move on when

you're still talking to each other every

day? Take it from

me, I've had plenty of experience with

relationships. I'm a 30-year-old guy, I

think I know what I'm talking about. You

young people, you should take my advice.

When I get older, I'm gonna start doing

some relationship advice series.

I've got quite a lot of experience, I

think I know what I'm talking about.

So you had all these red flags and you

continued? I didn't know anything about

the ex-boyfriend until we got to the

hotel. I didn't even know she was texting

him until we got to the hotel, and then

she told me. I did remember

that she mentioned her ex-boyfriend during

dinner. I don't really want to hear about

your ex-boyfriend when we're on a date.

It's really weird because

it makes me think that you're still

thinking about him and he's still

important to you, and maybe we shouldn't

be on this date then. Yeah,

out of all the girls I met, this German

girl's pretty much right at the top of on

my craziness level. Maybe not as crazy as

the woman who set herself on fire. That,

that one takes the biscuit. The Japanese

woman who set herself on fire, not in

front of me, but before, in her past.

Self— the self-immolator.

I think she would be number 1, then number

2 would be the German girl. Walked out

on me, ditched me. How dare she.

She's not crazy. She just doesn't— she

wasn't into you. No, she was crazy. Apart

from even not talking about her

ditching me, the whole ex-boyfriend story

is not normal. And then coming to a hotel

with me, a guy she barely knows, on the

first night, and then getting cold feet

and then leaving. That's weird.

What did we do in the hotel? She was on

her phone the whole time and I was on mine

and I made a coffee. She asked to

see my feet, so I took my sock off on one

of my foot— feet, and then she looked at

my foot and she said I have nice feet.

And then she put her foot next to mine.

She said our feet look kind of similar.

That was The closest to sex we got, our

feet touched.

She could have at least left her underwear

with me so I had something to use.

Give me something. Jesus, give me a dirty

sock at least so I can sniff it.

She didn't even leave anything. All I had

was her dirty coffee cup, which I licked.

No, I didn't really lick it. I'm not that

Oh, I got a message on Steam.

Made you look. No, you didn't.

When will I get the join button on your

channel? This is a question I've been

asking. Why can't— why don't I have the

member thing on my channel? You know,

where you can become a subscribed member

and then you can give me money every

month, kind of like Twitch subs? I don't

have that option available to me, but my

other channel, Daniel Lord ASMR, which

only has about 5,000 subs It has that

feature available. How do you apply for

it? I didn't apply for it on my second

channel. It just says if I go into

channel, I feel like they've banned my

channel from getting it. It says channel

memberships ineligible. The ability to

offer memberships isn't available for your

channel. Why?

For what reason?

Is it because I got a strike in the past?

It's not fair.

I don't have a strike now.

Fingers crossed I haven't had any strikes

You can't have joined because you have a

strike. I don't have a strike now.

My channel is completely clean.

Oh shit, I think I lost connection.

Oh no, oh no, oh no, no. Where's my phone?

Oh, I thought I ran out of battery.

Oh, shit.

Press 1 if you can hear me.

What's happening?

Who the fuck is calling?

Is it streaming now? I don't know what

happened. Everything just happened

all at once just now. Oh, and thanks for

the five dollars, Ken Rose.

Is it streaming now? I think it's stream.

Stop saying F. Oh,

thank you, Argent. Who phoned me?

I didn't dox my hotel. Why would they

phone me? I'm a bit creeped out now.

No, stop saying F. It's working now.

Yeah, it says green. It went red. I'm not

Why you guys always have to be pranking

me?

If I get kicked out, you owe me.

Whoa.

Wow. Hmm. Are you still spamming

F? Stop it, please.

Now I lost all my viewers. Thanks very

much.

Well, what time is it? It's 8 o'clock. I

want to play some Rainbow Six tonight and

relax with my bacon.

This hotel room's a bit creepy, isn't it?

It's the lighting. It looks green and

eerie.

Please, we can't have a conversation if

you keep saying F.

Um, yeah, it's a, it's a pretty

cheap hotel.

I can't read the comments.

There's too much, too much spam now.

Oh, I need to delete the last stream.

Oh, it's not processing. It's okay.

Come to my place in Hanover. Where's that?

Sounds Canadian.

Should Daniel— you should get a part-time

job to meet people.

I don't want to meet people.

I want to have sex.

With your mum. I mean, with you.

Where's the girl I'm supposed to meet?

She ditched me after she tricked me into

coming here. The sly minx.

She didn't even give me the goods.

I even bought a box of condoms. Haven't

even used a single one.

I guess there's less fat people in Germany

compared to England. There's a lot less

fat people.

Am I gonna spend all my time in Germany

cooped up in my hotel room? Yes.

And trying to find a supermarket. To get

food. Don't really know where else to go.

I mean, what is a

good place to go in Germany? It's all the

same, isn't it? Old buildings, maybe a

museum, a park. I don't really care about

that stuff.

Are there famous foods that I should be

trying? I don't really know of any famous

foods that are in— foods that Germany has.

Maybe I should keep my voice down. I don't

know how thin these walls are. I might be

very loud. I don't really care about food

that much. If I can just get some raw meat

so I can fry it, and if I can get some

vegetables, that's fine.

I might go— oh, I know what to do

tomorrow. I'll go to the Asian

supermarket, see if I can find anything

good.

Oh, one girl asked me to come to Munich,

but I'm not really sure what she looks

like, and I'm not really sure if Munich is

any better than here. Sounds kind of far

She said if you would be in Munich in an

Airbnb, we could meet up.

She's quite nice, but I don't know what

she looks like. She sent me one photo,

but I forgot. I hate on

Instagram how the photos self-destruct and

you can only see it for 10 seconds and

then it disappears. What's the point?

Why not go to the red light district?

Where is it? Is it like Amsterdam?

I don't want to pay €250 again.

Use Tinder? I can't. No one replies to me.

I messaged this girl. I said,

hi, I'm in Düsseldorf. Do you want to come

to my hotel? She said, that's creepy. And

I said, why? I'm not creepy. I'm a nice

guy. And then she said, well, okay, but

I'm not coming to your hotel. Haha.

Oh, someone matched me. She looks Asian.

No one talks to me even if they match with

me, or they don't reply. Who's that

outside my room? The problem with this

hotel is there's no peephole, so I can't

see who's outside the door.

You shouldn't ask them to go straight to

the hotel. I don't want to meet them.

It'll just be like the German girl again,

all awkward, not knowing what to talk

about. And then I have to keep my YouTube

channel secret. If they ask me what I do

for a living, I can't say, oh, I'm a

YouTuber. They'll say, what's your YouTube

channel? And then they'll find out that

I'm a bit weird.

You see, that was the good thing about

being in Japan. The Japanese girls, they

couldn't really sense the weirdness

because they just think, oh, I'm a

foreigner and I can't speak Japanese that

well. So you kind of have an excuse not to

be really talkative. You can just say, oh

well, Japanese isn't easy.

And they won't judge you.

What have I done today? I walked up and

down for a couple hours, and then I

checked into the hotel, and then I wasted

€250, and then I did some Video editing,

finished editing my video, uploaded it,

chose a thumbnail, uh,

chose the title, and then I just

sat around, um,

self-serialing.

And then I went to Edeka to

buy a sandwich, and then I came back and I

started streaming. Such a boring day.

What about the Turkish girl? The Turkish

girl seems eager. She's still coming,

but you never know. She might meet me and

then she might run away like the German

girl did. The Turkish girl's 23,

but she seems a bit wild. Because she has

tattoos. I don't know, does a

girl having tattoos indicate

something about her personality?

Who the fuck was that?

Who the fuck? That scared me.

I just don't think a sensible girl

would have tattoos. I think someone who

has tattoos would be a little bit wild.

She said she'll let me see them.

It was just the, the heater switching on.

It made a creaking sound. I thought it was

someone outside the door.

I would never get a tattoo. I just don't

see the point. If I like a piece of

artwork, I'll just screen shot it.

How long am I in Germany? Well,

thinking about getting an Airbnb for a

month. It depends really. If I have fun

and I meet someone, then I might stay

longer. If I don't meet anyone and it's

just boring, might as well just go back to

England.

Oh, the girl who I asked to my hotel on

Tinder replied. She said— I said, where do

you want to go then? And then she said, I

don't know, to a restaurant or on a walk.

Okay, that sounds good too.

I like walking.

Oh shit, she's 19! Maybe I should abort

mission. Mission abort.

19, is that weird? I mean, I am 30.

I didn't realize she's not 17.

What's the legal age in Germany? But how

do I know she's 19? She might be Maybe

I need some kind of guide. Maybe it

doesn't have to be a girl, but then

hanging out with the guys sounds kind of

gay. But then it would be nice if I could

meet someone like James, like the Canadian

guy, and then he could show me around.

And we can do German stuff,

not gay stuff.

Ask her for her library card. She does

look pretty young though. I don't know,

this is getting weird.

Well, what messaging app do they use in

Germany? In Japan it's Line, in Korea it's

KakaoTalk. I guess it's WhatsApp.

I don't like WhatsApp.

I'm not sure why. I think it's

because it's green. Why does my stream

look so green?

19 is not pedo, it's perfectly legal.

Should I ask her, are you a virgin?

Are you a virgin?

At this point I don't care, so I'm just

gonna ask her weird stuff.

Does it matter? I guess not.

Have you pled yet?

Maybe this is why the German girl ditched

me. But the thing is, I didn't— say these

weird things when I was with the German

girl. I only say these weird things when

I'm by myself.

Oh, why are you saying F again?

It's streaming, stop saying

F.

Oh, I don't know what's

happening to the internet today.

Why is it slow today?

Let me check. I have 3 bars of 4G+.

It was fine yesterday.

On my YouTube page, it's orange stream

health. It says orange.

I think I'm lagging, that's why.

Oh, I have dropped frames,

16%.

Why are you saying F?

Stop effing, you're confusing me.

Stop effing.

I'll get some water, see if the lagging

stops. Don't even know if you can hear me

I'm all alone in Germany. I was supposed

to be with a beautiful lady.

Now I'm all alone.

How did this happen? I was married. I was

in Japan. I was kind of

happy, I guess. Had a wife to keep me

company, had my own place. Now I'm in a

hotel room, depressed and lonely, being

ditched by German girls in a foreign

country. At least Japan was convenient.

Germany's like a handicapped version of

England. At least in England we have

corner shops everywhere. We have Co-op,

we have Tesco Express, we have M&S.

Here there's nothing, just rubbish.

Has it stopped? It still says orange. I

wish it would stop lagging.

Kind of ruins the streaming thing when I

don't know if you can even hear me.

It's the streaming thing when I don't know

if you can even hear me. I'm pretty sure

I'm I'm not

sure why it's lagging today. Maybe it's

because I have my laptop connected to my

Wi-Fi— to my data.

I have 3 devices. I have the GoPro, my

iPhone, the laptop, and my phone all

connected to one SIM card. So maybe that's

why. But the GoPro isn't connected right

I don't know.

So is Berlin any good?

Would you recommend Berlin over

Düsseldorf? It's all gonna look the same,

isn't it? I could just go onto Google Maps

and look at it, couldn't I? What do they

have in Berlin they don't have here?

Look, I can go to Berlin right now on my

Google Google Maps.

Berlin's so small. How is it the capital

city when it's so tiny compared to London?

It's really small.

I think maybe I just don't like traveling.

Look, here's Berlin. I just Google Mapped

Wow, buildings and a road. How

fascinating.

I don't know, I'm just not interested in

traveling. Everywhere looks the same,

it's just buildings and roads. I don't

really feel like anywhere's very special.

Daniel, what did you expect? I don't know,

I expected pussy.

And I didn't get it.

I'm just not the traveling kind. I want to

find a nice girl who I can fall in love

with and then go traveling and then

experience different places. It's not

really the place or location I care about,

it's the person I'm doing it with.

I could go by myself and it would probably

be boring, but it might be really fun

if I go with someone who I love,

wouldn't it? We can have sex as well in

different beds. That's the whole reason

why I want to go to different countries.

I just want to cross that country off my

list. For having sex in.

Everyone hypes— or no, everyone makes

traveling seem like it's so great,

like it's such a great thing that everyone

wants to do. It's so overrated.

Isn't it? I think traveling is one of

the most overrated things in the world.

Everyone thinks it's amazing. Oh, travel

the world. It's not that great.

It's kind of boring and it's depressing

because It's just depressing

being put into a new place

that you don't know, and then you have to

get used to it. It's weird, isn't it? The

human mind. You end up getting used to

your home, and then you feel comfortable

there. And then when you get put into a

different environment, you feel

uncomfortable at first, and then it takes,

what, a time? Takes a while. Takes time to

get used to it, and then it It feels like

you're home after a while.

I'm not just doing it for cereal. I'm

doing it to find a lover, a partner,

someone I can share my life with.

I have to find girls. I have to meet girls

somehow, don't I?

Let's see what the 19-year-old said.

No answer. I'll send

this new match the same message. Hi,

I'm in Düsseldorf now. Do you want

to come to my hotel?

I have bacon crisps.

I'm from England. Smiley face.

That's never gonna work, is it? Do you

think that would ever work? What kind of

girl would say, oh, are you sure? I'd love

to come to your hotel, Mr. Stranger that

I've never met before, I don't know

anything about.

Why is it creepy? Why does going to eat

and then chatting make it less creepy.

Just because we go out to a restaurant and

chat for a bit doesn't mean

that there isn't a possibility

of me tying you up, tying you up and

cutting you into tiny pieces. I could just

pretend to be normal.

Go to Stuttgart. Oh yeah, that one girl

asked me to come to Stuttgart. Let me

check. I forgot to reply to her.

I got so many messages.

Where is she? She asked me to come to this

place called Stuttgart.

Oh, this one. I found her.

Let me look at her pictures.

Oh shit, she messaged me. She's watching

now. You made me jump.

I didn't think you'd be watching.

Yeah, she's really pretty actually.

I don't know what she is though. She kind

of looks Hispanic-ish.

Let me see if I asked her before.

It's kind of weird that I'm talking about

her while she's watching.

Why don't you come here and then I

don't have to go to Stuttgart?

If I get an Airbnb, then I kind of have to

stay in the same place. I can't keep— I

can't get an Airbnb and then go and get a

hotel as well in some other place.

You can stay in my B&B.

No, come here. Why?

But I'm lazy.

I'm lazy too. Well,

we're both lazy, so that's a

bit of a problem.

Why are you spamming 2?

Should I go and see her then? Let me see