Self Isolation - Day 1-2

about it.

Thank you, Chance, very kind of you.

And people who found me from Elvis's videos, they don't even watch my channel anymore anyway.

It's very unlikely they would. I mean, they're subscribed to Elvis to watch videos about memes and weird things on YouTube, aren't they? They're not going to be interested in my content.

Oh well, I think I would never meet a YouTuber again if their intention was to make a video with me.

It's just, it doesn't really benefit me that much, and it just makes me look weird. I was pretty awkward during that interview, and he kept asking me stupid questions as well.

Why did you cheat on your wife? Why do you think? Because it feels good, makes my peepee hard. Why else would I cheat my wife?

There's only one reason why a man would cheat. It's because he feels horny.

So why did you eat that tub of ice cream? Because it tastes good. Stupid question.

Just makes me look bad because if I answer honestly, I sound like a dick. And then if I say, oh, I don't know, then it's obvious I'm lying because You know, I do know why I cheated.

There's no good answer unless it was, oh, she blackmailed me into doing it. She forced me. I didn't want to cheat, but she held a gun to my head. There's no way to answer that question well. So why ask it in the first place?

Just trying to make me look bad.

Why do people do bad things? It's because it benefits them in some way. Why else? If it doesn't benefit them, then they wouldn't do it.

Yeah, I was a bit upset about it. Well, it's water under the bridge now. It was my, my fault, I guess. I shouldn't have been so honest with him.

I let my guard down.

I just felt bad lying to him because he was so friendly,

and I'm not very good at lying anyway. I start laughing when I lie.

Oh yeah, I was going to show you my fridge. I don't understand why he put this hook thing. When I moved in here, the owner, he gave me a tour, a grand tour of this one room. He said, I put this hook here to stop the fridge from opening. The fridge doesn't open anyway. It's— look, it's closed.

Why do you need this? You close it like this. It makes absolutely no difference. It's completely pointless.

Some maybe I'm missing the point. Can someone explain it to me? What is the point of that?

It doesn't open by itself. Okay, fridge tour. Da da da.

I got some supplies. I got this beer. This Korean beer is quite good. Korean people always say it's bad and it tastes horrible, but I think it's good. It's a nice light beer, tastes good, not too heavy.

And I got this pork belly, looks pretty good, costs about $4. I could make 2 meals out of this. I think it's quite filling. I got a Twix, Twix bar, 110 calories. I got these

crispy wafers filled with cocoa and chocolate cream.

Why does the word chocolate cream sound naughty? Got packet of kimchi,

got some mushrooms. Look at all these mushrooms I got for only— it's about 80 cents.

I got this Cajun chicken sandwich

and I got some green onions.

I've got this— oh, thank you, H. Elvis treated you like a clown. Yeah, he just used me for entertainment. He didn't care about me.

Got this hamburger steak, looks pretty good.

This cost more money than that packet of pork belly. And I got this donut, so it should last me a while. And this will be lunch. Lunch, half of the pork for dinner, half the mushrooms, half the onion. So that's 2 meals, and then the hamburger steak can be a 4th meal. And then I've got this army

stew sauce flavoring, you just pour it in. So I'm well stocked,

and I've got this box of coffee, White Gold. I feel quite proud because I was really struggling finding places to buy food here. This area kind of sucks. It's like a really rundown, poor area, and there's no KFC, there's no McDonald's, there's no Burger King. Well, they all have— I had to look around to find supermarkets. They

don't have proper supermarkets, they just have grocery stores where it's just basically a room about twice the size of this room, and they have boxes of stuff. It's not like a proper supermarket. I finally found one quite nearby, so that's good.

I guess it's my fault because I didn't research the area before moving here. I thought it'd just be the same as where I was before, loads of supermarkets, but there isn't. You have to go to these,

you know, tiny kind of grocery places run by old people.

It was a child lock. Why put a child lock on the fridge? As if people are going to come here with children. Where's the child going to sleep? So you've got the parents here, the child's where? Under the table?

The convenience store food here really sucks. It's nothing compared to Japan. It just tastes horrible.

I try hookers there. Actually did try one here. She had hairy armpits. She didn't speak any English, so I had to try and talk to her in Korean. It was a bit weird. And she had a cold. I'm a bit worried I got something from her. She was sniffing, she had a blocked nose, but it's been about

4 days since she came and I feel fine, so I think it's fine.

Try Mom's Touch Burgers. Is that in Korea? There's actually a Popeyes just opposite the street, so I might try that. I'm just a bit scared to go to these restaurants I've never been in before. I don't know how to order stuff. I really want to order Korean chicken. I don't know what to say. Do I just go

in and say, can I have some chicken please?

How do I get one? I just went on Google and then you add the company onto Line and then they'll give you some pictures. She looked nothing like the picture, by the way, but she was cute anyway, so it's okay.

And it was nice because usually they have a shower, or they make you have a shower, but this one didn't care. She didn't even have a shower after we finished. She just got dressed and left. She's skanky. I like it. She had furry armpits as well. I was stroking them.

I don't think I would see her again. She was okay, but she was really sleepy. Like, she had no energy. Maybe I was just really bad at it, or maybe she was sick.

Go for a walk, show us outside. I don't have internet outside. There's public Wi-Fi, but I don't think it's very stable.

I really should stop though, because if I was going to get the virus, that's probably how. They probably see lots of guys and then one of them could have the virus.

What are the chances of getting it though? There's how many cases in Korea now? 800-ish? Most of them are in that southern town, so even if there's a couple hundred in Seoul, the population of Seoul is millions and millions.

And then the people who have it are probably inside.

Oh, thank you, Judge Bean. Have I watched The Witcher TV show? Yeah, I watched the Netflix show. It wasn't that good. I played the game. The game's better.

But I think—

I'm not sure. I don't think it's that easy to get. If you're just walking past someone who has it, you probably won't get it. You have to be close to them, and then they have to spray water droplets onto you. So as long as you don't get coughed on

and you keep washing your hands,

If you're just outside, then it should be fine. I think the problem is when you're on trains and confined spaces.

I don't really go out much anyway.

I don't think it's airborne. I'm pretty sure I heard that it,

it travels through water droplets.

I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. I can't remember.

But even if I went home and I went back to my mum's place, what if she brings the virus home?

It's so expensive to get an Airbnb in London. There's one Airbnb for £900 a month, but it's on a boat. Can you imagine if I lived on a boat? That'd be so funny.

I don't know if I should leave. I don't really want to leave. I'm getting loads of dates. It's really cheap to live here. I feel kind of settled in now. I like it here.

If I left Korea and I go to another country and then that country gets the virus too, I'm just hopping from one country to another. Eventually it's gonna be everywhere.

And then if I went back home, what am I gonna do? I'll just be in my mum's house.

What am I gonna do for content?

You can rent for 6-month terms. 6 months is long. I don't want to get a contract apartment or flat in London and then be tied down for 6 months or a year. And then don't I have to get furniture?

And I have to pay bills and stuff separately. I don't want to pay bills. Good thing about Airbnb, everything's included, so I can just use as much electricity or water and it still costs the same.

Plus they provide me with the stuff I need most of the time. Look, he gave me a hair dryer.

I think it'll be fine. Everything's fine usually, isn't it? When, when has anything that was a big panic not been fine? I mean, we're all still here, aren't we? There's been so many. There was MERS, SARS, swine flu. People will forget about it in a few months.

Ebola. No one even talks about those anymore.

What about a Spanish-speaking country? I don't know, they look kind of shady.

Bet you anything in a few months' time it will be all fine. It will just blow over. It's not going to be the end of the world.

Although it would be funny if I got stuck in Korea. It would be funny if I had to go back to England. And then I got quarantined.

I wouldn't mind that actually, it'd be quite good for content. They have internet so I could make videos in the quarantine place. Some Irish guy did that on Channel 4 News. He got quarantined and he was making videos.

How long is self-isolation? I might stream for 5 hours, then I have to get ready for my date.

I don't like going on dates, to be honest. I get lazy and I get nervous. I start thinking to myself, what if she's ugly? What if she's boring? What if she doesn't like me? What if it doesn't lead anywhere, then I just waste my money on dinner?

I hate arguing about the virus as well. Now some people get really Heated over it.

That's just stupid. Do what you want to do, I guess.

I'm going to get an underground bunker,

prepare for the apocalypse.

I'm pretty sure it was worse last time

when the SARS thing happened.

I don't know, actually. I forgot what happened.

It's just kind of annoying because I finally escaped my marriage and now I'm free to meet anyone I want to, and then this stupid virus comes along, ruins everything.

Thing. Now people don't want to meet and it's hard to travel.

Typical, isn't it? It's just like when

my channel blew up straight after I got married and all these girls were interested in me, but I was married. Why couldn't it blow up before I got married?

It's like I'm cursed.

I usually get what I want, but then I get this weird twisted cursed version of it.

Why couldn't the virus have happened last year? That would have been perfect. I wasn't really going out much. I was just in my wife's place sitting around not doing anything.

Why this year? Why not last year? Why not next year? Why not later this year when I'm not in Korea? Why does everything have to be against me?

Why does everything have to be inconvenient for me? It's not fair.

How many cereals did I get? Well, I haven't had any natural cereal. It's all been store-bought, pre-bought. I've only met 4 girls. I met the French girl. We don't really talk anymore. We stopped talking after I made the video. I met this other Korean girl, but she was not really interesting. Then I met these 2 other Korean

girls.

It's not much, is it? I've been here 3 weeks now and I've only met 4 people.

I'm getting loads of matches, it's just hard getting them to meet up. Keep canceling. About 3 or 4 canceled on me.

They're so flaky.

I'm a bit disappointed that nothing interesting has happened. It's the 3rd week now, nearly the 4th week, and nothing interesting has happened. I just went on a few dates.

I don't know what I was expecting, maybe to have some kind of exciting adventure, maybe.

Maybe I'll go to a bar by myself, sit there for hours and hours. Eventually someone might talk to me.

What else can I do? I'm using other dating apps. I use Bumble and a few others.

I don't think going to a club would help much. I don't know, I wouldn't dance. I'd end up just standing at the bar.

Looking at my phone, probably. I can't imagine myself going up to girls and talking to them.

The comments on the last video are so stupid. One comment that really pisses me off is, maybe your date didn't go well because you were filming the whole time.

I filmed about 40 seconds of the entire date, which lasted 6 hours, and she was filming as well. When we went to the shisha place, she asked me to film her. Since when was filming such a bad thing. It's not like you whip out your camera and you film, you know, 10 seconds of what you're doing. They're

not going to go, oh, he's filming, what a loser. I hate it when people say that. Maybe you should stop filming, enjoy the date. I only filmed about 40 seconds, stupid. It's not like I filmed the entire thing.

It's just filming a couple seconds here and there isn't going to make them upset. They're taking pictures and stuff as well for Instagram. Why are people so dumb?

If I didn't film it, then what am I going to show you?

Really irritates me.

You're saying that with the French girl as well. Maybe you should stop filming, enjoy it, then film stuff and still enjoy it. It's not like you either.

Really annoying.

We can ask people here, okay, so if you go on a date and your date starts filming 10 seconds here and there, are you going to get upset? Are you going to think less of him or her? Who's going to get upset just because someone takes a photo or takes a bit of video? No, no one's going

to get upset unless they start filming the entire thing.

People take photos and stuff, Instagram, all the time. And then people saying, oh, maybe because she found your channel and she didn't like you. I didn't tell her I had a channel.

I have to put up with these stupid comments every single video. It's driving me crazy. Try my best to ignore it. Sometimes it's really hard to not

rage at them. Oh,

well, they keep saying that I don't wash my clothing because I wear the same clothing. You know, I wash the clothing and then I just wear it again. Just because I'm always wearing it doesn't mean I don't wash it. I wash it and then I wear it again.

I have 2 sets of clothing. When one is washing, I wear the other set.

It's like they don't understand you can wash stuff and then reuse it.

I just wear the same clothing for a very long time because I don't like getting new clothes every few months. It's just a waste of money.

If there's nothing wrong with the clothing, then why change it? There's no holes in it, there's no stains on it, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just a waste of money if you keep throwing out good clothes just because you're bored of it and you want to get something new.

And I don't have— my bag isn't big enough to carry loads of clothing. I don't want to be lugging around an entire wardrobe everywhere I go.

If I pulled up, would you bang me? Yes, you look very nice.

You better start taking the trash out. I did took it out yesterday. I just dumped it in the corner. Hopefully they took it away. If my garbage bag is the only one left there, it'd be a bit worrying, but they won't know it's mine, so I guess I'll get away with it.

Don't film the first dates. She filmed the first date. She was filming as well. I filmed it for her. She gave me her phone and asked me to film it when she was smoking the shisha thing.

People don't care about filming. This isn't the 1950s. I feel like the people complaining about filming are old people. They say stuff like, oh, young people don't enjoy the moment anymore, they're always on their phones and filming. You know, you can film stuff and enjoy the moment at the same time.

Oh, thank you, Alo. I'm doing fairly well.

Thank you for asking.

People don't care if you film stuff.

I'm doing it for your entertainment. It's not like I enjoy filming it. If I had a choice, I'd prefer not to film it. I'm only filming it so I've got something to show you guys. Otherwise, it'd just be a 10-minute video of me talking about it like now. Wouldn't you prefer to see some of the dates? Whilst

people start saying, "Oh, he's faking it. He didn't actually go on a date. He's just making it up."

I thought you want to see. This is the other thing people keep complaining, saying, "Oh, we want to see outside of Korea. Take us outside." And then when I do and I film when I go outside, they say, oh, stop filming.

Which one is it?

Which one do you want? You want filming or you don't want filming?

I don't like filming because I feel stupid doing it.

I prefer to just do a live stream and talk about it,

but I want to put some variety into the videos so it's not all 100% me just talking in my room. That'll be boring. I want to show you outside as well.

When I start to stream again more, um, maybe if I run out of ideas for videos. I kind of have actually. I'm getting bored of doing date videos. They're all going to be the same, aren't they? It'd just be a different girl.

Cheer up, women aren't everything.

Oh, I guess so.

But what else is there? Women are the most fun thing

in life.

And then second would be eating and then going to the toilet and watching Star Trek.

The only video I have planned now is the Airbnb tour video. I want to do a staying in the cheapest Airbnb in Seoul, and then the thumbnail would be me standing in the room and then captions, because I'm poor.

It's not clickbait, it's true. Am I poor? I don't know. I think most people think I'm poor anyway, so why not? Why not go with it? Pretty sure people don't think I'm rich.

And then I can give you a detailed tour.

Here's the bed, here's the kitchen,

and I'll make my famous kimchi stew.

After that, I could do my why I hate living in South Korea video. I've got a few reasons.

What were they? Yeah, the internet's restrictive. I can't watch Amazon Prime.

Um, what else is there?

I'm finding it hard to find things to complain about.

Which one do I prefer?

Hmm,

I actually prefer live streaming because it's easier. Don't have to do any editing. Just sit here and talk.

It depends. If nothing interesting is happening, then it's hard to make a video because I don't know what to make a video about.

I would like to go to interesting places. What do they have? I think they have a raccoon cafe in Seoul. That could be fun, but I don't have anyone to go with. I can't go with the date because then, then I'd be filming the whole time. She'd be weirded out, probably. She asked me, why are you filming

so much? Are you a YouTuber?

No, I'm filming it for my, my private documentation of my travels.

What else do they have in Korea? I just feel awkward filming in public.

Take photos. Yeah, I could take photos actually.

I don't know why, but I stopped taking photos. I haven't taken photos properly for ages. I just switched to video filming instead. I used to be really into photography

before I started filming stuff.

I just can't film or vlog outside. I just feel really nervous.

I wish I could do it like that Harold guy. He just walks around. With his camera pointed at him, then he just talks to people. That'd be so great if I could do that.

I'm not sure where to go in Korea. There's not really many touristy places. There's a palace, and then there's some traditional village, and then there's a tower— there's 2 towers. There's a big river. That's it, really.

That's a bit boring for tourism.

Where else could I go?

I've already been here. I've already been everywhere here. This is my 5th time in Korea. I used to come here a lot to see my ex-girlfriend and She used to take me to different places every weekend, so I've probably been everywhere that's worth going.

Maybe I will go to Thailand next. I'll start researching Airbnbs. Someone said Airbnb is illegal in Thailand. Is that true?

Yeah, the Russian girl said if I wanted to come to Russia, I could stay with her. That sounds tempting.

She said Russia is safe and they love tourists. But I have this weird impression of Russia that it's scary and they shout at you if you don't speak Russian.

I don't know about living with someone.

I'm a bit worried it'll be like another Turkish girl experience where it's just really boring and then we get irritated with each other.

She lives in Saint Petersburg. It's a pretty big city, isn't it? Going to Russia could be an interesting experience.

Don't I have to get a visa? It just looks kind of intimidating. I'm a bit scared with my. Debit card work? Would I be able to get money out of the ATMs?

How about the internet? Is it restrictive?

Why do they need a visa just for tourism? Stupid.

Most countries you can go without needing a visa because you're not going to be there for long.

It's just unnecessary.

They know you're there. They stamp your passport, they log it into the system.

I don't understand the point of having a visa just for tourism.

I guess they like paperwork.

People ask me why don't I just go back to England. It's because it's really expensive living in England unless I get a flat and I get a contract, and I don't really want to be tied down to a flat for a year, and I don't really want to go back to living with my mum. What am I

gonna do in England?

No one even wants to meet me in England. The Essex girl doesn't like me anymore.

Pia has a boyfriend.

I probably won't have much luck on Tinder in England either, and it's really expensive, so I don't really see the point of going back to England.

Oh, thank you, Madanasta. Start exercising.

I went for a walk. I did some walking for a few hours.

I'd like to find a park. Usually in Korea they have gym equipment in the parks. You can do exercises, stretching.

England's just kind of boring. There's London and then everywhere else is just a field and trees.

White people are largely immune to coronavirus. Do you think because I'm half white, maybe I'm immune as well?

Maybe I have that DNA thing.

If I went back to England, I'd like to go to the dentist. My teeth are getting a bit yellow. I've started to notice they're getting a bit stained. I want to get cleaning, maybe whitening a little bit. Whitening would be good.

I would like to go to the optician as well because my eyesight is so bad. Even when I wear glasses, I can't even tell what people look like unless they're right in front of me.

So a dentist and the optician would be what I want to do in England,

and then have to get back on the hunt.

The search for love continues. What is a greater goal than the search for love?

It's like the ultimate mission

to explore new worlds,

go where I haven't been before,

boldly swipe where I haven't swiped before. That was lame, wasn't it? Watching too much Star Trek.

I don't really have a problem with money. I mean, the channel does pretty well for money, so I don't need to get a job.

My favorite Star Trek intro reminds me when I was a kid. I used to hate Star Trek when I was a kid when it was on TV. I hated it so much, so boring. All they did was talk.

I just watched it because I was waiting for The Simpsons.

It was usually cartoons until 5 PM, and then from 5 PM it would either be Star Trek: Next Generation or Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and then 6 PM would be Simpsons. Sometimes it'd be a double bill of Simpsons. And then we'd have dinner, and then my dad would watch the news around 8 PM. Sometimes they had robots.

Oh no, I need to tell you this. I found out some amazing information. I just remembered it. I'm gonna blow your minds. This is so good. It's so good. Guess who I talked to on Facebook? I won't tell you his complete name because he might be watching. But a few years ago, I was looking up people I

went to school with on Facebook. That's how I found out Chris Broad— this is how I found— listen, I'm gonna blow your minds. This is how I found out Chris Broad went to my school, because I was talking to this girl called Victoria and she was following Chris, and I just asked her, how come you're following Chris?

And she said, oh, we used to be childhood friends. And then I found out he went to my school, and then I added a bunch of other people who went to my school. And then he finally accepted my friend's request about a week ago, and then we started chatting. And he was one of my— I wouldn't say

best friend, but I think we were pretty good friends back, back in, back in those days. And I just randomly asked him, do you remember a kid called Chris Broad who was in our year? He was in a year below us. And he said yes. He said he went over his house a few times and his dad

was on Robot Wars. And then I Googled it, I went on YouTube, I looked up Kidatron. You look up Kidatron Robot Wars on YouTube, it pops up straight at the top. And then you go into the comments and Chris has left a comment at the top. Chris's dad built Kidatron and he was in a few seasons of

Robot Wars and won it a few times. I don't know if Chris is actually in the video, in the show, He would be a tiny little boy, but his dad looks a lot like him. He's called Richard Broad. I'm a good investigator. I dug this info up. Now I can add this to my Chris Broad file.

I was so amazed.

I can't believe it. Everyone knows who Chris was apart from me. Everyone I went to school with knew who he was. I don't understand. It's like, who's his big celebrity back in school as well, and I didn't even know who he was back then.

No, not Kid-A-Lot— Kid-A-Tron. It was a robot, had a pickaxe on its back. Chris's dad built that, and the friend that I was talking to said he went over Chris's house a few times when he was a kid and he saw the robot. Isn't that cool?

Isn't that interesting? Oh, come on, it's interesting.

How come everyone knew Chris when they were kids and I didn't know anything? You see, the information you discover when you talk to people, it's pretty interesting.

Robot Wars, I used to watch that every day. I can't believe Chris Paul's dad was on it.

And then you can tell why Chris has that accent from the way his dad speaks. His dad kind of sounds like a builder, you know, Joe Bloggs kind of guy. That's why me and Chris sound so different, even though we lived right next to each other almost.

Small world, isn't it? Do you think Chris is going to be upset? He'll message me, he'll say, I don't appreciate you telling people who my dad was. He was upset when I told people which village he was from.

Why would he be upset? I don't get it. It's like saying he's from London and then getting upset because there's scary people on the internet.

I wouldn't care if people said— told people I came from Harrietsham. Who cares? There's thousands of people in Harrietsham.

I was pretty excited about it.

It's just weird.

Hmm,

I wonder how many more people became YouTubers from Sutton Badens Primary School.

If you search Swadlins on YouTube, you'll see my old school as well. The kids there, they've made videos. It's weird seeing it. I think I left a comment on one of them. I said, hey kitty, I used to go there. Do you want me to show you around?

Oh no, people are gonna start calling me a pedo again. I'm joking.

Hey little girl.

Some people think I'm actually being serious when I say stuff like that.

It's my pedo impression.

Oh no, people are going to clip it.

I have never pedoed.

Yeah, if you're interested in seeing Chris's dad, just Google on YouTube Killatron Robot Wars. That show was really good. I don't know if you have it in America. People would build a big robot and it would have a weapon like a spinning disc or an axe that comes down, and then they would fight them, fight against each

other's robots in an arena. It was really cool.

Some robots were really effective, some kind of sucked. They had flippers that would flip them over, or they have a spinning disc with blades attached. Some of them had flamethrowers.

Oh, thank you, Omar. Would I be a nomad forever? I don't know. I don't like when people ask me about the future. I have no idea what I'll do. Maybe my channel will die and then I have to get a job. Maybe it will blow up and I'll become a millionaire. Maybe it'll just stay the same and

I'll carry on getting 20k views, which would be great. That's enough to sustain me. Maybe I'll break my legs and I won't be able to walk again.

How am I supposed to plan the future when I have no idea what's going to happen? Just seems like a waste of time.

Sometimes I think about getting a flat in England and then settling down, getting a dog, then becoming a dog channel.

I could call my dog Chris, Chris the Dog ASMR, and I'll feed him food, get a nice camera, nice mic setup. I've seen channels like that, they get loads of views. Just get a bunch of cats and then livestream them all day long.

I'm not sure if I'd be happy. I kind of like traveling, it's okay. I don't like the idea of being stuck to one place though. I like being able to just pack up and go anytime.

Are there any dogs that have backsides that are kind of similar to women's? I could shave it.

Do you think it feels good for the dog if it's female?

Maybe. Why? I don't see why it wouldn't feel good.

Hmm, I have to do some research later.

Where's my fish? I'd like to get fish if I did have to settle down. My dream is to get a nice flat, a decent flat in town. I'll get a fish tank, big fish tank, get back into aquascaping, get some plants, get a little crab maybe. I want to get little crabs and a bunch of fish, maybe

a snail,

and I'll get a few cats. I'll call them Pippin, And Merry. Isn't that from Lord of the Rings? And I'll get a dog and then we can cuddle and I'll make videos, ASMR pet videos.

That sounds quite nice. It's just a shame England is so expensive when it comes to rent, so why can't it just be like Asia?

Unless I find a way to live in Asia, I think if I had to choose an Asian country, would I choose Japan or Korea? I mean, Korea is pretty good.

If I had to compare the call girl services, Korea is way better than Japan because the girls are actually cute. In Japan, most of them are fat

and they don't even let you do it sometimes.

Also, I'm way more successful matching cute girls in Korea, but I'm much more successful at banging fat girls in Japan. So it's kind of like a trade-off. I match and date cuter girls in Korea, but they're not really down to smash.

In Japan, I never matched cute young girls, but in Korea I am. It's weird.

It's just tricky getting them to meet up.

Please don't get a dog. If I want to get a dog, I'll get a bloody dog. I don't need your permission.

And it's not hard to look after a dog. You just get food and then you take it for a walk and then you play with it. How hard can it be?

And you guys can help me if I have a problem.

No, I wouldn't sexually abuse it. I'm not that kind of person. How dare you? I'm a good boy.

You have to clean its doo-doo. Well, yeah.

I've looked after pets before. Looked after my cat. I had to clean up its sick and its poop sometimes. It's not rocket science. You just put some food in a bowl and then take care of its litter.

Where would the dog go when you're banging a girl? Well, he can watch in the corner. He can join in.

You said the fridge is stocked. Okay, I'll show you again. I've got a beer. I might make lunch. What time is it? It's 1 PM. I'm gonna leave at 5 PM because I have to get ready for my date. Meeting a lovely girl from Dubai. Does that mean she doesn't drink alcohol?

I'm not sure. Is everyone from Dubai a Muslim? Maybe I should ask her if she's a Muslim.

I guess I could start preparing lunch.

Feeling a bit peckish.

It's a bit hard filming food here because if I sit here, it's a bit dark.

Oh, thank you, Junkers. What is my favorite kind of porn? I usually just search for Japanese girl getting effed.

That usually sets me straight.

I'm— I guess I'm kind of boring when it comes to that stuff. I know what I like and I just stick to it.

Is love what you really want? Yeah, I'm trying to find true love.

I want to find real human connections with a person.

That's my ultimate goal. My ultimate goal is to find the one, the one true love. Someone who I feel attracted to, and we get on well personality-wise,

and she's not too old, and she's not too fat.

Am I still friends with the American guy? Yeah, but he's leaving. I think he might actually be on the plane now. He packed his stuff and he left because of the virus. Even TerryTV's thinking about leaving. I saw his tweet.

I'll stay.

Someone needs to report what's happening. From inside of the country.

I'll give you up-to-date information and facts from the streets of Seoul. I'll be like a reporter. That'd be fun. Someone send me a gas mask quick. I need a gas mask, full face protection.

It's a bit It's a bit unfortunate, I guess, because would have been nice if we could hang out, go to different places.

Me. I've got a pimple. Don't look. I need to manage my pimples.

Oh, I'm back.

What happened to Tomoko, the one who catfished you? I don't know.

Does anyone still watch her channel?

I've got a stupid pimple on my lip.

Daniel comes, everyone leaves. Yeah, I get to Korea and then everyone leaves.

So sad. Do you like my hair today? I flipped it the other way.

I could do my eating videos like this, can't I? I wish there was a light here. It's just a bit dark.

No, I don't have herpes. It's just a spot.

It's

not low battery.

You don't need to use lotion with an electric shaver. It's not a blade, silly.

Okay, let's prepare lunch. Have to do something.

Where are my scissors?

Yes, I just inhaled my saliva. Don't worry, it's not the virus.

Why isn't my phone charging? Plugged it in.

Oh, there we go.

Let me fix my hair.

This is weird. It's, it's like my head is just floating. Behind the ingredients.

Put it here.

But, oh, don't cut my head off.

I like this setup, it's quite good actually.

So my pork is frozen.

I think I'll use half of it.

Clean cut.

Smells good,

fresh.

What's this?

First you need vegetables.

And where are my mushrooms?

Do I need to wash them, the mushrooms? I think it'll be fine.

These are weird mushrooms. Uh, there's dirt on it. Maybe I should wash it. Okay, I'll wash them.

Maybe one more. Oh, it's all brown.

That'll do. So we've got the vegetables. Where's my tissue?

Hmm, okay, so now this will be tomorrow's dinner.

The pork.

Smells good. I haven't even cooked it yet and it smells good.

Oh no, my iPad has no battery.

Oh, it's all frozen.

So stuck together.

Oh, it's cold. It hurts my fingers.

Um,

what next?

Oh, thank you, Kute. Have you ever tripped before? No, I never did any drugs. I did cigarettes and shisha.

Okay, what's next? I think that's it. I need to—

well, I need to get my sauce,

my yang yum.

Yang yum.

My battery hasn't been charging at all.

Okay.

What do I need? What do I need?

Okay, start cooking.

Look, this is pretty cool. It starts going red, it means it's getting hot.

Where's my kimchi?

Kimchi is very important if you're living in Korea.

I think that's why there's so much stomach cancer in Korea, is because they keep eating kimchi and it's fermented with a lot of nitrates, nitrites.

I think Korea has one of the highest cases of stomach cancer.

Look at that beautiful— people say I can't cook. Cooking's so easy. You just put stuff in a pot and then you turn on the heat. How is it difficult?

It's so easy.

Do a bit of tidying up.

How come the chat has died? Is it streaming? Press 1 if you can hear me.

Okay, the chat has died.

For

some reason, the chat has died on the YouTube app, but it's still streaming. It's Isn't it? There's no chat on my phone display.

Stupid thing. Look, the chat's moving here, but there's no chat showing on my phone.

What do

I

do?

What if I close the app? Then the stream will stop.

Oh, I know, I know, I know.

Yes, I fixed it, I fixed it.

Oh, for some reason I changed it to top chat instead of live chat, so all messages should be visible.

Oh wait, it's not working.

I don't understand. I pressed live chat, all messages are visible.

But then it doesn't carry on scrolling.

It's broken.

I don't know.

Because the video is paused.

No, I mean the stream on my phone. There should be a chat on the screen. It should be a chat overlay, but it's not moving. Oh no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Stew's coming along very nicely.

It's good stew, I think. Simple, hearty, natural ingredients.

Dinner will be served shortly.

Oh, I can't see the chat.

What

should I do?

It's not working. I closed down the app. Reopened it. It said reconnecting. Oh, it's working, it's working! Oh, thank God, I can see the chat again.

Look at the stew, look at the stew! Yeah, it's up to date, everything's fine.

Ow,

it's hot.

Sexy.

Can't get out.

What's happening? Oh, it's raining.

Korea. Oh, the music stopped. That's good. I think it stopped.

Welcome to Korea. Do you want me to stick the camera out the window?

Oh, you can't. Oh, you can. Look.

See, you went outside.

Were you excited?

But

I'll do it again.

But if I drop my phone outside, then it's your fault.

That

was funny.

But I'll show you my

garbage disposal system. I put my garbage in here and I wash out any sauce that's left on the packaging so it doesn't smell.

I think it's a good idea. Look, for example, this kimchi package,

it's got kimchi sauce inside. It's going to smell, so I wash it out.

And then it can go straight into the rubbish.

Pretty clever.

The

problem is I've only got this tiny bowl.

I think the pork's cooked. It looks cooked. It should be fine.

Who wants some stew? Oh, there's Bone cartilage in this bit. Look at that bone. I don't want bone.

Looks delicious, delicious.

Need some tofu, I think. So free would be good.

Oh

yes,

oh yes.

What up, yo? Ben Dean here. What up, yo?

What up, yo? Ben Dean here.

What up, yo?

Oh, thank you. What's going on? Are you sick? No, I'm fine.

I've got the plague.

Where's that pork?

Some mushroom. I'll try the mushroom first.

Hmm,

it's okay.

Kimchi and pork.

Pretty good.

It's a bit spicy.

Oh. This kimchi sauce is really spicy.

It's actually very good. I would recommend

this dish.

I can't believe it's so cheap. The pork costs about $4, and then the mushrooms cost about $1, the onions cost about $1, kimchi costs about $1. In total, it's about 7,000 won, which is about $6. So I can make 2 meals. That's probably $3 just for this one meal, and I've got a whole pot. This is just

one bowl. I could have several bowls of this.

It's delicious.

The spice went down my throat.

When I swallow it

It burns. I need water.

It's like smoking. When you breathe it in, it burns your neck.

Finished.

What should I do now?

We've Got 4 hours left. I need battery.

Oh, it's pretty hot now. Maybe I'll get naked and lie on my bed.

I want to do a 5-hour livestream at least. It's not proper isolation if it's not 5 hours.

Exciting Korea content.

I'm bored.

Maybe I'll get more soup. I'm still hungry.

It's really hot.

Oh, it's

too hot.

Needed more

blowing.

I don't get it.

Why don't you guys like mukbang? When Ben Dean does this, everyone loves it. When I do it, people keep moaning, saying, oh, disgusting noises. Oh, I'm leaving. People love mukbang. What's wrong with you people?

Look, I'm eating food.

Give me views.

When Ben Dean does it, everyone cheers.

Stop telling me how to pronounce mukbang. I know how to pronounce it. I speak Korean, you know. I'm speaking English now, so I pronounce it in the English way. Do you pronounce Paris in the French way when you say Paris? No, mukbang is the English way of pronouncing it. When I speak in Korean, I'll pronounce it in

the Korean way.

Stupid.

I've been speaking Korean since 2010.

I don't need to prove anything to you.

It's like when I say karaoke, I don't say karaoke in the proper Japanese way because I'm speaking in English. When I speak in Japanese, obviously I don't say karaoke, I say it the proper way.

Don't ever correct my Korean pronunciation.

As if I wouldn't know how to pronounce mukbang properly.

Half of it is one of the most basic words in Korean, means to eat. I know how to say eat in Korean, okay?

I say chicken weird. Well, that's how you pronounce it. It's not chicken. There's no I in chicken, is there? It's chicken.

C-H-I-C-K-E-N. Chicken, not chick-in. Where's the I in chicken?

It's chicken. Chicken. There's no I in it.

It's pronounced chicken.

Why would you say chicken? Sounds weird.

And then people say I say million with a D. There's no D. I'm not saying midian, I'm saying million. How do you hear a D when I say million? If there's a D, I would sound like this. Midian. Million. It's completely different.

I think people are

deaf.

Million, not Midian. I'm not saying Midian. You need to get your ears checked.

Oh, thank you, Diego. Dan, how's masturbation life? It's quite good. I have some nice new memories to help me.

You pronounce video wrong. No, I don't. Video. I don't pronounce anything wrong. I speak perfect English.

Something fell out my hair. The hell was that? Why is there a piece of onion in my hair? I touched my hair and this green thing fell out. I thought it was an insect.

I pronounce everything properly.

I speak English

Received Pronunciation, thank you very much.

Oh, thank you. Alienated. Very kind of you.

I take a lot of pride in my pronunciation because I went to school— I went to a bad school and everyone sounded like a bunch of chavs. And I really didn't want to sound like them, so I put a lot of effort into speaking properly,

not like some stupid idiot who speaks like, alright, bruv, innit, mush. That's what they sounded like at my school. I didn't want to be like that. They sound like idiots.

Look at this mushroom.

That's what it looks like after you make love to a woman who's on her period.

Here you go, suck on this.

That looks so weird. Now I have to put it into my mouth.

Korean size.

I found that way too funny. Found it funnier than I should have. I apologize. Look at this one, it's fat and short,

just like your mama.

Oh, there's metal piece of the package.

Nearly swallowed that.

One time I was preparing cucumbers in the kitchen that I was working at, and I, I didn't take off the plastic wrapper, and I was just cutting them into slices with the plastic wrapper left on it, and my boss found out and And he, he went mental. He was screaming at me. And he was this Scottish guy

as well. He was constantly swearing.

Thank you, Alienated. What kind of currency is that? I bet it's a lot of money.

20.

Do I still play Rainbow Six? No. I didn't bring my laptop.

He was really rude. I hated him. I had 2 bosses at the kitchen job. The first one was a really nice old woman. She made me sausage sandwiches. But then she retired, and then this new Scottish guy came, and he was a complete He kept swearing at me. He kept telling me to do it faster. He said,

you have to do it faster, Daniel. I'm not paying you to stand around. Do what faster? There's only like 2 dishes to wash because there's no customers. There's no customers. I didn't have anything to wash, so I just stood there because I didn't know what to do. And then he complained, saying, I'm not paying you to stand

there, Daniel. So I just wiped the counter even though it didn't even need wiping. And then one time he started boiling potatoes in a pot and then he left and I didn't know what to do. He came back in, he started shouting at me because the water was bubbling over. Yeah, he started shouting at me, he was

raging at me. It's your fault, don't just start cooking and then walk out of the room then, stupid. Oh, thank you, Yaron. Make learning Japanese videos. No, I don't like teaching people.

I hate him so much. And then he made me clean his house because it was a house that came with the job and it was right next to the restaurant hotel, and I had to clean it and it was disgusting.

And then he, he hired this younger guy to do my job. I came into work one morning and there was this guy doing my job. It was so insulting. I didn't know what to do, so I just stood there. And then he came in and started shouting at me because I was just standing there. It's your fault,

you got some other guys to do my job. What am I supposed to do?

It's like he had no brains.

So annoying. There was, there was hardly any cleaning to do in the first place, and then you just hired a new person. So now we've got 2 people doing the same thing when there was hardly any work to do in the first place.

And then when I told him I'm quitting because my dad got me a job, he said, good, you're the worst kitchen porter I've ever had. And then he asked me what my new job is. I said office assistant, and he said, oh, you know, office assistants, you need to have good communication skills, and you don't have good

communication skills. He was such a

prick, so immature. How can he be a grown man and he's saying stuff like that?

He was like 50-something acting like a stupid teenager.

Worst boss I ever had. He was just a horrid person. And then he would just sit in the guest room, in the bedroom that was supposed to be for customers, playing Xbox. I was walking around doing the cleaning, cleaning the rooms, carrying bedsheets up and down. I saw him in one of the rooms just sitting on the

bed playing Xbox.

I loved that job before that guy showed up because it was so easy. Just go in, wash dishes, Lynn would make me a sausage sandwich, and then I'd do some hotel rooms.

And she didn't nag, she didn't complain or swear at me.

It was the perfect job. I made £4.70 an hour,

and then everything changed when he came.

I was doing that job for nearly a year without any problems. I washed, I kept the dishes cleaned, I kept the kitchen washed and cleaned, I kept the hotel rooms changed and cleaned. I don't understand why he had such a big problem with me just because I wasn't doing it really fast, as fast as I could.

He kept saying, I can't— I'm not paying you to stand around. Well, maybe if you did a better job at getting customers, there would be more dishes to clean instead of just sitting around playing Xbox. Why don't you do your job As the manager.

Idiot. I hope he— no, I won't say the D word.

I think it's a bad idea to wish death upon people during streams. I hope he gets hit by a you-know-what.

Stupid man. Hate him.

Final bowl of

stew. Stupid.

Working in The cooking industry in kitchens is the worst. You always get these Gordon Ramsay wannabe tough guys who are in charge. They're swearing, they're really low class. I hate them. It's just food, calm down. You don't have to get so angry about it.

People who are passionate about food are weird. It's just food. You just put it in your mouth and then you shit it out. Calm down.

I would hate to live— I mean, I would hate to work in a restaurant, like a professional high-class restaurant where they're really strict.

Okay, I finished my

brunch. Oh, that was spicy.

If you watch Kitchen Nightmares, you see loads of examples of really annoying people in charge of kitchens.

They just get really arrogant.

I think that's what happens when you're in charge. A lot of people just become dicks because they have power and they can just boss people about.

I'm so glad I don't have to work in a kitchen anymore.

You see the word kitchen? You don't say kitchen, do you? Like chicken. It ends in -en, so you say kitchen, chicken. What else ends in -en? Stricken.

You don't say kitchen, do you?

Would I open my own food truck? Yeah, I could actually. I was thinking about getting a van and then making it into like a bedroom and then live streaming, driving up and down, meeting fangirls. But then it sounds like it takes a lot of time to get a van driving license.

I could make meals for the poor, charge them £1.50.

There's actually Airbnb events where they feed the homeless at Seoul Station. I was thinking about doing that,

or I could pretend to be a homeless person and get free food. Which one should I do?

Will I bring back my old hairstyle? Which one? I quite like current hairstyle. It looks fresh and popping.

Maybe I'll get a K-pop hairstyle like this,

the mushroom hairstyle.

K-pop.

What else do I have?

Let me check the stocks.

Oh God, beer!

Is it too early to have a beer? I was thinking about having the beer a few hours before I go to meet my date so I'm a bit intoxicated. But if I have a beer at 5, we're meeting at 7. I think the beer would wear off by then. Maybe I shouldn't get intoxicated. I might lose control

and touch her. I do want to touch her much, very much.

Should I touch her? I mean, she's leaving Korea next week, so might as well give it a try.

Cass tastes bad? No, I like Cass. It's my favorite Korean beer.

Oh yes. Oh.

Korean people drink beer funny. They do this.

Oh, they shake their head.

They look like they're having a shit. It's funny.

They make that sound like this.

I can't do it. It sounds like that.

I hope the Dubai girl drinks alcohol. It's so boring when people don't drink. It's just more fun when, you know, you've got a drink.

This is my favorite part. Watch, watch, watch.

Oh, that sound, so good.

Look at that. It's like cutting someone's bowels open, then you discover a nice fat brown log.

Jackpot!

In what part of the intestines do Does the food start turning brown? Now, where is the point before it turns into shit? That's what I want to know.

These are important questions.

Look at that.

Oh, it's hard.

Do you like hard chocolate?

The caramel's frozen, it's crunchy.

Anne Clark, shut up!

Stop telling people my plans.

There's nothing wrong with making a move on a lady. That's how you came to exist in this world, because your daddy touched your mommy in her private

place. They didn't spawn you into existence by writing a contract.

They probably got drunk and fucked.

Why do the pedos all have— why are their names all ending in Stein? There's Weinstein and then there's Epstein. What about Einstein? But he was a pedo too.

Chocolate and beer. You know the word kas means shit in Japanese? Kasu.

Danstein.

What happened to Rolf Harris? He was a pedo too, wasn't he? People forgot. Is he in prison? What happened to that brown man,

Bill or something? Bill Cosby.

The other guy got away, didn't he? What's his name? Jimmy Savile.

Bet he was laughing. They never caught me, suckers.

I keep having dreams I'm smoking a cigar. Don't know why.

That must suck so much. You become famous and rich, and then you have to spend the last part of your life in prison.

I would be angry.

It's like, imagine I finally become a famous YouTuber, 5 million subs, and then I have to go to jail. That would suck so much.

I bet you anything I'll get a million subs and then YouTube will shut down the next day.

It was just like when I played Star Wars Galaxies. It took me months and months of grinding and to become a Jedi, and then I was about a few weeks away from becoming a Jedi, and then they completely changed the game so anyone could become a Jedi from level 1.

Completely wasted my time.

Why does life keep doing this to me?

Chinese restaurant.

Hmm,

fascinating.

When am I getting out of Korea? Never. I'm gonna find a wife.

I hate this song. Can you hear it? Every day it goes doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo. It's so annoying.

I have to listen to it every day.

Why? Why is it so loud? Turn it down.

Do do do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do. Maybe, maybe singing My Chemical Romance turned her off me.

I tried my best.

It wasn't even my idea to go to karaoke. She just said, "Do you want to go to karaoke?" And I said, "Yeah, why not?"

Ah, if only I was good at singing, I would get so much sex, wouldn't I?

Why didn't she like me? I tried really hard to talk and ask questions. I made a few jokes. I made her laugh. I don't understand what went wrong. How could you not like me?

I assume she liked my looks, otherwise she wouldn't have matched me.

So maybe it's my personality she didn't like. Maybe I was boring. I took her to shisha. I gave her a new experience, didn't I? That's quite a manly thing to do.

I actually suggested something to do for the first time ever.

I made conversation, asked her questions, showed an interest. Smoked her cigarette.

I thought I was pretty fun. We went to VR.

Why doesn't she like me? Why does the second Korean girl like me but she doesn't?

The second Korean girl wants to see me for a third time. We're going for dinner tomorrow.

Maybe I should make a move on the second Korean girl. She might be interested.

Should I touch her tomorrow? She touches me a lot. Maybe I should touch her back. Maybe I should hold her hand.

Why can't the girls I like like me back? It's always the girls I don't really like that like me.

Life is hard.

I'll touch her

bottom.

So on the 3rd date, is it reasonable to expect sex?

Yes or no?

I don't think I've ever been on a third date with a girl without having sex yet. Usually it's either the first date or never, or maybe second at latest.

Oh, I want to have sex, please.

I remember when I asked this Iranian girl if we could have sex. It sounded so stupid. We were in my room watching YouTube, and then I just said, do you want to have sex? She said, what? With who? I said, with me.

She said no, and then she laughed at me.

What is the best way to escalate?

You just have to kiss them, don't you? You can't say anything or else it will ruin the mood. And for women, the mood is very important.

But where do I touch them and how?

Should I touch the leg or the hand first? Maybe I should touch the hand.

It's so weird when you transition from being friends to touching. That's the scariest moment. It's when the dynamic of the relationship completely changes. When you're just friends, it feels safe

and not really threatening, but when you start touching, then it completely changes.

She did say something that was interesting. We were walking around the streets and there were a lot of couples holding hands, and then she said, everyone here is a couple except for me. And then I said jokingly, we're, we're together, and then she laughed. What do you think that means? Do you think she wants to be a

couple as well?

But she's a Christian girl. I don't think she would be that kind of person.

I liked the other one because she was a non-Christian. She was bad. She smokes and sings in the band.

I can hear Bohemian Rhapsody playing. Can you hear it? Listen, listen.

I'm gonna go to karaoke. I feel like singing. Best thing is having a beer, going to karaoke, singing Queen.

I used to do that in Japan a lot. I would go to karaoke by myself and just sing My Chemical Romance for hours, cry as I sing it all by myself.

It's quite fun. You don't have to worry about singing badly. No one's with you.

You don't have to wait your turn either. I hate it when you're at karaoke and you have to listen to every else, and you're sitting there waiting for your own turn.

I wouldn't, wouldn't do a stream because copyright stuff, get in trouble. Maybe I could stream on Twitch. Twitch is good because you don't get in trouble for copyright. They just automatically mute out the sound. Such a good idea. Why doesn't YouTube do that? On YouTube, you play copyright music you get a claim or you get a strike

or your video gets taken down, why don't they just automatically mute it?

Do I get bored being in my apartment all day? I do.

I want a nice girl to hang out with, go to restaurants, go to karaoke, go to game centers.

I'm so bored.

Waiting to get matched on Tinder and then they keep flaking on me.

So many girls agreed to meeting and then cancelled last minute. I was supposed to meet one yesterday,

and I was supposed to meet one on Thursday. She cancelled as well.

What else am I supposed to do?

Am I going to buy Samsung Galaxy S20? How is it better than the S10? If it just has a slightly better camera, then I don't really care. I want a wide angle on the selfie screen.

I wouldn't mind getting the folding phone. That looks pretty cool. There's one that flips out sideways into a little tablet, and then there's one that flips in half like this.

That looks quite cool. Be a nice little party trick as well. If I go on dates, I can say, hey, look at my cool phone, it flips. Oh.

Maybe I'll buy it. Should I buy it? I don't know, I could get a lot of call girls with that money. How much is it?

I am kind of interested actually. I do need— I would like a second phone.

I want my GoPro back. I left it in England.

If you see how noisy it is here, can you hear that person? I swear Korean people Stomp everywhere they go. They can't walk quietly. Did you see the beginning of my video? The last one. Did you hear how loud the Korean girl was walking up the stairs? It was like she was stomping, and then you hear me.

I wasn't making any sound. I was completely silent walking up those steps. She was like bing bang, bing bang, bing bang.

It's like they stomp everywhere.

Galaxy Flip, over $1,000. That's quite a lot of money.

Does it do anything interesting apart from flipping?

I think I'll probably use this phone forever because it's good. There's nothing wrong with it.

I don't really care that it flips into a really small size.

I've never thought my phone's too big to fit in my pocket that I want it to fold in half.

Is it really necessary for it to become that small? Where are you gonna put it? In your shirt pocket?

It seems kind of pointless. It's interesting, but it's pointless.

I would have went back to England if the Essex girl wanted to be my girlfriend, but she doesn't like me anymore.

I think she hates me now.

She said, I'm so happy for you that you're meeting Korean girls and you're having a good time. And then I asked her, aren't you jealous? And then she just said, no, why would I be? So cold.

Not even a question mark, not even a LOL, just no. Why should I be?

I don't know, maybe because I thought you liked me.

I give up.

I told her I liked her. I mean, what else am I supposed to do? She didn't say, I like you too, so I just assumed she wasn't interested. I said, I like you, and then she said, oh, that made me blush. She didn't say, I like you too.

Back.

I don't know if it's for the best. I guess it is. I mean, it's kind of fun going on dates, and if we were together, I would have to stop going on dates, I guess.

I just liked it when she was interested in me. Made me feel nice.

Can you get Corona beer in Korea? I could make a clickbait title. I got Corona.

Is my mum worried I'm in Korea? I don't even think my mum knows about this virus thing. My mum is so clueless about what's going on in the world. She probably doesn't even know what it is. She'll say, coronavirus? What's that?

She was having a go at me saying, oh, I'm gonna rent out your room because why do I have to live in this big house all by myself? Maybe it's because you're really horrible to me and my sister and we don't want to live with you.

She drives us out and then she complains about being all alone. Maybe if you were nicer, then we wouldn't run away.

She said, why should I live in this big house paying all the bills by myself? I don't know, do what you want to do.

I'd be sad if she sold the house because I like going back for memories.

What if she sells the house and just gambles all the money away? That would be sad.

I don't know why she just randomly sent me a message saying, I'm gonna rent out your room, £400 a month. You ruined your life with your wife,

now you're just gonna make another woman upset. Just out of nowhere starts moaning at me.

What am I supposed to do if I come home, then she starts nagging me, whinging?

It's really hard living with her. She'll get into a mood and then she'll just start saying really horrible things like, oh, why are you so useless? Why didn't your dad teach you anything? Why is my son so useless? Can't do anything.

Jeez, I didn't even do anything and I'm just getting an earful being told how useless I am. Thank you very much.

Sometimes I don't even do anything wrong and then she starts having a go at me, calling me useless and stuff.

You're the one who raised me.

Don't blame me.

And she'll keep comparing me to my cousins. She'll say, oh, your cousin Oliver. He's a— whatever he is— scientist, and he's married, got kids. Why is my son so useless? He can't even drive. Imagine having to put up with that nearly every day, and then I think, I think you understand why she drives me crazy.

It's hard to ignore it, just constantly being insulted.

That's why I decided to go back to Japan and live with my wife. I thought anything's better than living with my mom.

And I didn't want to live in Essex or London, so the best option I had back then was go back to my wife, live in Japan.

I thought that was the best idea.

But she's not just like that to me, she's like that to everyone. She would say stuff like that to my dad. She'll say, oh, why did I marry such a boring man? He doesn't take me out, he's always outside gardening.

And then she'll say about my sister, she'll say, why did I have a daughter who moved all the way to

London. What was the point? Waste of time. She's so negative. If you think I'm negative, you should see my mom. She's 100 times more negative.

And then my sister's boyfriend, the Turkish guy, called her out on it. He said You need to stop saying horrible things to us. And then she completely flipped out and started yelling at him,

and then he just backed down and apologized.

I miss him. He was a nice guy.

I haven't met my sister's new boyfriend. I felt sad for the previous boyfriend, like I had some loyalty towards him.

Does anyone help take care of the house? Well, I guess she does cleaning. If anything goes wrong, she calls my uncle who lives next door. My uncle's pretty helpful. He helps out with the gardening and stuff.

I don't mind. I wouldn't mind doing the gardening actually, but I would do it in my own way. I wouldn't do it how my dad did it. My dad would have a chainsaw and his petrol— petrol mower. I was thinking about getting a wireless rechargeable mower, lithium-ion battery. You can get those on Amazon for a couple hundred

pounds and you just recharge them. They're electric and they last maybe half an hour. You could do one lawn. We've got about 5 lawns, so you could do maybe 2 lawns in one charge if you're quick. Let's do 1 or 2 lawns a day. I wouldn't mind doing that. Gives me something to do, some exercise. I wouldn't

mind going around using the big scissors, clipping stuff. It's not like I wouldn't be able to do it. I wouldn't mind doing it, but she always gets the uncles to come over and do it.

If I live there alone, I wouldn't mind doing the gardening. I might enjoy it, actually.

Plant some carrots, some onions.

It's like she just automatically assumes that I can't do anything. Without even giving me a chance.

What is my life plan?

To try and get a girlfriend, travel, make videos,

try not to get the virus. I want to make videos, different countries, experience things. Document my experiences in video form, meet new people, have new experiences. I think that's a pretty good thing to aim for.

I need the toilet.

I'm back.

I think going to Thailand could be an interesting experience. I might meet some crazy Thai girl, you know, like the one David met with big boobs.

I'll save her from poverty and we'll travel the world making videos.

This was in my recommendation.

Are you new to my channel?

Viggo.

Oh,

I've got 2 hours until I have to prepare for my date with the Dubai girl. What should I say to her? Hello, I'm Daniel. Hello.

Hello. I'm so awkward when I meet people for the first time. I usually just say hello and then there's awkward silence.

Sometimes I say, what's your name? Because usually I don't know their name before meeting.

No, she's not a fangirl. I just met her on Tinder. She's a solo traveler.

Korea. She's going back to Dubai this week. Maybe she's up for a good time. No, I didn't wash my hands, okay?

There's nothing wrong about my willy. It's perfectly clean. I didn't piss on my hands.

Mm, salty.

Yes, she's from Dubai. What are people from Dubai called? If you're from Japan, you're Japanese. If you're from Dubai, are you Dubanese? Dubai? Dubanese?

Dooby-doobies. What language do they speak? Dubo. What a weird country. I heard some British people got arrested in Dubai because they were drinking alcohol.

Dubanians. Dubonians. I don't know, it looks like a weird country. Isn't it just a desert? And the police drive Ferraris. I don't even know where it is, to be honest. I couldn't care less. I think I'll avoid questions about where she's from. So Dubai, isn't it a desert?

What language do you speak? Do you eat bacon?

Do you drink beer?

Hmm, this

is why I don't talk much during dates, because I'll just end up asking a stupid questions like that. Do people from Dubai have sex?

Do you have bacon in Dubai? I don't know what to say, so I just end up asking stupid things.

Dubai is a rich country only because they have oil. If they didn't have oil, they wouldn't have anything.

That's just lucky.

Otherwise it would just be a desert.

Why is all the oil in the desert?

It's not a country. What is it then?

My dad worked in Bahrain fixing the Navy ships in, in the Navy.

My dad used to go to other countries for weeks for work when I was younger.

If we go to Kuwait and Bahrain, and

other countries

to fix the Royal Navy boat.

The fastest way to get cereal is to go to a nightmare— night bar.

I'm thinking about it. I just don't feel desperate or lonely enough to go to a bar by myself yet.

How much money would you spend in a bar on average? Usually one drink is about $10.

How many drinks would you have?

I'll go with you. How about Thursday? Since I got cancelled.

I promise not to touch you.

It just looks very difficult. What do I do? I guess I would see girls at the bar drinking and talking to each other. Do I just interrupt? Just stand next to them, say hi? Excuse me, excuse me. I'm Daniel. Hello.

Be so awkward. What do you even say? Hello, I'm Daniel.

Nice to meet you.

6,000 won for a drink. What?

That's $6, isn't it?

What if I end up buying loads of drinks for bunch of girls, they don't even like me. Might as well get a call girl. Call girl's only $250.

By the time I've bought 20 drinks, I might as well just get a call girl.

What do you do for a living? I make YouTube videos.

No, I'll lie. I'll say I do translating.

You seem like you'd be a lightweight. I know, I feel drunk already just from this one beer. I think I could have 2 beers. Oh no, I dropped my ring thing.

I can have 2 beers and then that's my maximum limit.

And I end up having to go to the toilet all the time. If I drink one beer, I need to go to the toilet 4 times.

So I'll just constantly— I'd be constantly going backwards and forwards to the toilet every 10 minutes.

What can I do?

Maybe I'll just walk around. Where's the best place to walk around?

People keep suggesting Itaewon, whatever it's called, and Hongdae.

I haven't been to Itaewon before. Apparently there's a prostitution red light district.

I went to Hongdae with the third Korean girl. It was quite nice.

We went to a VR gaming center and went to karaoke,

and then she rejected me.

Oh no, my iPad ran out of battery.

I haven't been to Gangnam yet. I would like to go to Gangnam. I heard it's boring though. It's just like a financial district full of big buildings.

I haven't been up the cable car that goes up Namsan Tower. I'm pretty sure they didn't have a cable car last time I went there. I don't remember a cable car. Maybe it's new.

Going to a bar alone isn't as desperate or sad as you think. I actually talked to a guy when I went to a bar last time. I was kind of alone. I went to the bar to meet Sam's friend, but then Sam's friend was doing DJ— DJing for about an hour. So for about an hour, I was

just on my own whilst he was DJing, and this Japanese guy started talking to me. It was quite nice, actually. He said, are you here alone? I said yes, and then he asked me some questions I forgot. And there's a Spanish guy as well, and we shared shisha. It was quite fun.

My biggest fear is going into shops and restaurants.

Just opening the door and walking in is my biggest fear.

I don't know why, because as soon as you go in, the staff pounce on you. And then they'll take you to a seat. What if you go in, you don't like it, and you want to go out? Then it's awkward. If I go in, I feel like I can't get, get back out. If I go in, then

I have to— what's the word— I have to commit. As soon as I open the door, I have to commit, and then I'm stuck there.

No, I can't just get up and leave. That's weird. I'd feel bad.

And then if it's a small bar, you walk in, everyone looks, turns around and looks at you.

That's really awkward. There's some events on Airbnb. There's this pub crawl event, but I heard 200 people or something attend it. There's also these language exchange meetups where you go to a cafe or something. There's about 20 people.

Oh, thank you, Uncle Jun.

Very kind.

I feel awkward when people ask me about what I do for a living. Do I tell them I do YouTube? Do I lie? Do I just say I do translating? If I say I do translating, then they'll ask me a bunch of questions. Oh, how did you get into translating?

Oh, what do you translate? And then I have to keep going on with the lie,

and then someone might know me and then they'll expose me and they'll say, He doesn't do translating, he's a YouTuber. And then they will hate me.

They'll look at my channel and it'll say— all my weird videos will pop up, like my sex doll video,

my sex addiction video, divorce video, cheating videos. Can't take those down, makes up half my views.

I could say, oh, it's just a joke, it's all fake, it's not real.

Do you think they would believe it?

Yeah, I could say a YouTuber then. I won't tell them the channel. Download it. Download Meef. I have. That's where I met the second Korean girl on, but I haven't really had much luck on it.

I have more luck on Tinder.

I can give them a fake channel, you know, like those history channels. I can just say, oh, that's my channel. I just pay someone to do the voiceover and I pay someone to do the editing.

I can just pretend— maybe I can pretend that Simple History is my channel. I just pay that guy to do the voiceover.

I need the toilet again. What is wrong with me?

Never go to the cable car. It looks fun. You go up a mountain, you could see the city, view of the city.

I actually want to go back to the VR center because when me and the Korean girl went, We only went to one floor. We didn't realize there was multiple floors. We only went to the floor where they have the roller coaster rides, but there's at least 2 floors above that. One floor is shooting FPS, and then there's,

there's different rooms. I think they have escape rooms in VR as well, so I wouldn't mind going back because 8,000 won for one game, so it's not expensive.

Wow, that's really sharp. You can feel how sharp that is.

Don't

cut myself.

Hmm, I think I definitely want to do something on Thursday. Wednesday I've got plans, and then today I've got plans. So Thursday I want to go somewhere.

Maybe I'll go to Itaewon.

Who's coming? I'll buy you drinks.

I promise I won't touch you.

I already went to Hongdae last week.

Do I know Korean? I know the basics. I know basic grammar. I can string up a sentence.

Will I leave the stream up? Yes, I will.

Where do I find ladies who want to mingle?

My stream is just bots? How dare you! Everyone here are real, real people. How dare you call my viewers bots!

Oh no.

Am I drunk? No, I don't think so. I need another beer to get drunk.

You've got more viewers than Ice Poseidon. I know, I'm pretty sure Ice Poseidon still gets about 1,000.

Fuckin'

Daniel. Daniel.

Looks like I stuck my thumb up my bottom.

What's this for, this little groove?

My viewing numbers for streams kind of went down a bit. I used to get about 600. Well, I had 600 today in the first hour.

I usually get about 600 and then After about an hour, it drops to 400, and then, then it keeps dropping as each hour goes by. People realize that nothing interesting is happening. It's just me sitting here.

Well, what do they expect? It's not like I'm gonna start stripping outside, am I?

It's just laid-back chat with your boy Daniel.

I stuck.

Did I pay bots? I didn't pay anything. I don't know who they are. Ban

them.

Ban that Jenny person and the I love sex person.

They're just spamming. Where are my moderators?

Can I say trousers? Yes.

I like cutting things. It makes me feel powerful.

Look how easily I can cut it.

I wouldn't mind doing a K-pop makeover video where I get a K-pop haircut,

but I'm scared they'll cut it really short and it'll look stupid.

Was the French girl busty? Yeah, her boobs were massive. She sent me a picture wearing her bra.

Well, we don't talk anymore, so I guess it's fine if I just tell you about her.

I don't think she would even notice.

Everyone in Korea has the same haircut. Yeah, they do. There's like 2 haircuts Korean guys have. There's the mushroom head, and then there's just short kind of buzz cut style. No variety. Korea has absolutely no variety when it comes to

That's the problem. The girls who are interested in meeting me, they think I'm this weirdo, so

they want to meet me to see how weird I am. But then I meet them and then they realize I'm not actually that weird, I'm just a bit shy.

That's why the French girl said at the end, she said, I was expecting more. She was expecting me to be as weird as I am in streams. Videos, but I'm not the same person in real life.

I try my best to act normal when I meet people.

I'm not like this in real life. I'm only like this now because I feel comfortable. If I was with a person for the first time, then I'm pretty boring. I don't say much. I don't do weird things. It's only when I feel comfortable with the girl, then I start relaxing and I start becoming weird again.

I'll talk, but I talk about really boring things. I'll just say, oh, what do you do for a living? Do you have brother and sister? I never have interesting conversations

because number one, I'm worried I might offend them if I give my strong opinions.

And I'm worried about asking questions because they might tell me something that I don't really care about.

What kind of opinions?

I don't know about religion. Or ghosts.

The third Korean girl was telling me that she believed in ghosts. If I was streaming, I would, I would have started saying how stupid it is to believe in ghosts. I wouldn't say that to her because I wouldn't want to make her upset. So I just said, oh, that's cool, I don't believe in them.

I'm very— what's the word? I like to please people. I don't like to upset people, so I won't, I won't oppose them or say anything opinionated.

I don't like confrontation.

I don't care if I upset people over YouTube because I can't even see them. They're barely even real people. They're just text on a screen.

But maybe I should try and be more cheeky, try and tease the girls more, make fun of their belief system, ridicule their existence, make them feel worthless.

No, I couldn't. I'm too nice

in real life. I'm very nice on the internet. I'm a bit

Dick, because why not?

Everyone's a bit of a dick on the internet.

I'm never rude to people in real life. I'm only rude on the internet when people are rude to me.

Maybe girls don't like that. Maybe girls want to be challenged. If, if she's just with a yes man, then maybe she'll get bored.

I don't know. I just want people to like me.

Did I have cereal with the French girl? No, but I sent her dick pics. It was about 4 AM in the morning and I just randomly woke up and I checked my phone. She was sending me messages. She said she's feeling really horny

and she sent me pics of her boobs, and then she asked me to send pics back.

She said after meeting a few times, she could agree to us becoming friends with benefits. But then the morning came and then she changed her mind. She said we should just be friends. I said okay.

But when we met, there was absolutely no physical attraction. There was no chemistry.

But even I honestly felt no attraction to her. Zero.

What do I do all day? I chat to girls on Tinder and I try and get dates,

and I watch Star Trek,

and I go shopping, I get food, do some filming.

I felt so attracted to the third Korean girl. I kept looking at her face. Her face was so nice to look at, I could just stare at her for hours easily.

And she had such a nice smile.

I enjoyed making her laugh because her smile was so nice to look at.

Are you going to buy David Bond's digital pickup? You know, I could buy it and then review it, see if it's any good.

But I don't, I don't trust David. He's such, you know, he's such a businessman, such a con man.

Now maybe it is helpful, I don't know,

but he's very

He's very— what's the word— he's a very good salesman selling his digital products. He makes a lot of money.

Sometimes people are too good at selling stuff, it makes you suspicious.

Yeah, business savvy.

Like that Coach Red Pill guy, he's pretty good as well.

He'll say— he'll make posts saying, oh guys, my new video got demonetized, so I had to put it onto Patreon. Please sign up to my Patreon so you can see it and see my exclusive

Patreon-only videos that are too dangerous to be put onto YouTube.

And people buy into it. He has over 2,000 Patreons on his Patreon. It's so obvious he's just saying all that to sell it. Guys, check out my top secret, dangerous, too, too dangerous, too hot for YouTube videos on my Patreon. Patreon-only exclusive.

It just seems so shady. I don't like doing— I don't like plugging my stuff like that. I feel guilty.

That's why my Patreon's punitive.

I don't really feel guilty about my videos because no one's paying to see the video. They just click on it and it's free to watch.

But when I start charging, charging things for videos, I feel pressure. I feel like there's pressure that the video has to be good if people are paying for it. Then

I don't like putting work into my videos, so there's not really much pressure

since people aren't paying for it.

I don't think I have enough time to get a girlfriend. I've only got 8 to 9 weeks left. I've already finished my first month. I've only got 2 left. Is 2 months really long enough to get a girlfriend. How fast did I get my wife? I arrived in Japan in September. I met her in October,

so it only took me a month to find her, get into a serious relationship.

Your wife was a good catch. Yeah, she wasn't bad. I guess I felt quite lucky.

In the beginning,

but I never really felt attracted to her. There was no spark. I didn't really look at her and go, wow, she's beautiful. I thought she was okay looking.

She had a nice figure. She was okay, but I didn't feel any intense attraction or anything.

All I want is to fill at least a bit attracted to the girl, if that's so much to ask for. I don't really care if she's not a 10 out of 10. I just want to feel attracted to her. I've never felt attracted to any of my exes. Maybe the chlamydia girlfriend, I felt attracted to her, but

apart from her, all the others, I didn't feel attracted to them at all.

I guess the French girlfriend was okay, but still I didn't feel anything. Maybe I'm gay.

The chlamydia ex was really good looking. She had all the features I like— small nose, high cheekbones, small eyes.

I don't really care about the body that much, it's mainly the face that I'm into. And the hairstyle. Hairstyle is important.

I like fringes.

Fringe is the best part.

Am I still in contact with the chlamydia ex? No, she blocked me. She's probably old now. She's probably nearly 40, actually. I wonder how badly she aged. She probably aged badly. She was about 29 when I first met her. She was about 32 when I dated her. I was, I was 25. She was about 32, 33. So

she was around the same age as my wife, same age gap. Wow, she must be nearly 40 now.

Why did she block me? I actually found her profile on this language learning website called lang8.com. I can't believe it. I just randomly found her profile. I was checking out other people's diaries in Japanese because I was studying Japanese still, and I just saw her face on one of the comments, clicked on it, and it was her.

I sent her a message and she blocked me straight away, and then she stopped logging in. I wonder if I still have it on my bookmarks. I need to charge my iPad. She stopped updating it Her last, last update was 2016 or '17. She sounded kind of suicidal, actually. She said she ran away from her parents' house

and she was living in net cafes, kind of semi-homeless. She said she didn't know why— she didn't understand why she had to go on living.

I hope she's okay.

She seemed kind of depressed.

Whoops.

I liked her. My wife kept saying she was really ugly.

I showed her picture to my wife and she would get really angry. She would say, how come you rated me 6.1, you rated her 7? She's ugly. And then she had my ex's pictures on her phone, and then she would show her friends pictures of my ex.

Asking them if my exes were pretty or not. And then she would come home to me and start saying, even my friend said your exes were ugly. And then she'd have like this smug smile on her face. My wife was weird, wasn't she? When it came to looks and stuff, I felt like she was kind of insecure,

like she wanted validation all the time. That's why she got so angry when I would say things on streams about her, about her looks.

I got disconnected.

I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.

The good thing about this bathroom is there's a drain here, so sometimes when I'm lazy and I want to piss, instead of getting into the shower and using the toilet, I just stand here, straight into the drain.

That's going to be part of my Airbnb video.

Das war I'm going to add that little, little explanation in my

Airbnb video tour. I could say, when I'm feeling lazy, sometimes I empty my watering can down this drain instead of using the toilet because it's closer. I don't want to get into the shower because the floor's always wet. I hate these wet showers.

Sometimes I piss straight, straight into the sink like this. I have to tiptoe because it's a bit high.

Oh, I just don't like using the toilet.

Wait, how long have I been streaming? It says 2 hours 20. Surely I've been streaming longer than that. Did the stream get cut in 2?

No, I think it's the same stream. What happened to— I thought I was streaming for 4 hours. It says 2 hours 20 minutes.

I thought it's been longer.

Oh, I don't know, because I got disconnected so many times, maybe it cut the stream into a few parts.

Oh wow, my revenue! Holy shit, it's going up finally.

Nice. My last video made $90.

Date with the Korean Girl got $92.

How much did the divorce video get?

113. Let's see how much money my second channel made.

190. 190 for the second channel.

My Korean microwave pizza made

$15. Holy shit, $15.80 just for eating a pizza. The pizza itself cost $2.

How much did the 7-Eleven video get?

Oh, $16.

Nice. So it's 200 plus 1900 plus 120.

I'm

rich, I'm rich.

Yes, yes,

and my rent is only 500, and my food pays for itself.

Call the armpit girl again? Maybe, could do. Or I could call someone else.

2,200, that's good money.

My second channel is doing so well. $200 for eating food. Thank you very much, my viewers. I love you.

Wow, I can't believe it. Oh, thank God February is nearly over. February and January suck for ad revenue, and then after February ends, it goes up, nearly doubles sometimes.

Dinner's on me. Next person who wants to meet up, I'll buy you anything. I'm in a generous mood.

I will buy you a beefsteak dinner

and 2 beers.

Wow, I'm lagging.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh, so annoying. Why are women so irritating? My stupid date just cancelled on me.

I just checked my Tinder. She said, sorry, I'm going to have to take a rain check tonight.

Fucking hell. Fucking hell.

Oh, it's pissing me off so much. Why do they do this? If you're gonna say we're gonna meet

tomorrow— this is why men hate women.

It's the 3rd time now. I've been cancelled 3 times in a row now. No, 4 times in a fucking row. There was this other girl I was supposed to meet on Friday, she cancelled. Then I was supposed to meet this other girl on Saturday, she cancelled. And then I was supposed to meet this Dubai girl today, she

just cancelled. And then I was supposed to meet a viewer Thursday, and then she cancelled. Are they taking the piss?

Why can't they make up their bloody minds? If you say yes, it means yes.

She just said I might have to take a check on tonight. Should I ask her why?

I'm gonna ask her why. Give me a second, I'll be right back.

Okay, I just asked her why.

She said, sorry, I need to take a rain check. Something came up. What came up? You're here on holiday, you twat. Things don't just come up.

Lying bitch.

So irritating. Yeah, well, I'm gonna screenshot your face. And say that— tell everyone we slept together. How'd you like that?

Who cares if it's rude? She cancelled on me. Means she doesn't want to meet. As if I care if it's rude or not.

Stupid woman.

I'm not desperate, I'm just pissed off because I thought we were going to meet up tonight.

When someone says we're going to meet tomorrow, then I expect that we're going to meet tomorrow. Unless your mother fell down the stairs, you're just giving stupid excuses.

I really doubt anything came up. She only has 4 days left here. What could possibly come up?

Well, I guess I'm just gonna sit here all day today again,

literally in isolation. Involuntary isolation.

You could call it in, in iso, inso, involuntary isolation,

because my stupid dates keep canceling.

Yeah, another date came up. She only has 4 days left. She probably has like 20 guys asking her out on dates. Probably some white guy with his hair stuck up in the air with hair gel. He's probably got an earring and a tattoo and he teaches English.

Bet you anything it was a white guy.

Why is it buzzing? Sounds like it's going to start catching on fire.

Oh, I'm so annoyed.

So it's not even the sex that I care about. I just wanted some company, someone to talk to, hang out with. So I'd be totally fine knowing that sex was not on the table.

If I wanted sex, I'll just go and get a call girl. Only cost $200. Getting sex isn't difficult. Getting the companionship part is difficult.

I'm just lonely. I haven't seen anyone in about 6 days now.

The only social interaction I get is from chatting on Discord. And talking to myself like this.

People suck.

I guess I'll try and message my other matches, see if anyone wants to meet up.

Well, I'm pretty sure the second girl won't cancel. She's reliable. She's been 100% reliable so far, so tomorrow should be on.

Stay in a youth hostel,

but then I can't stream and I can't make videos because I won't have my private space.

Where would I make videos?

Oh, if only the Essex girl still liked me, I'd just go back home to England and marry her. I feel like I'm just wasting my time with these people on Tinder. Why do I keep making mistakes? I should have gone with the Essex girl in the first place. She liked me.

I shouldn't have gone back to Japan. I should have stayed in London or something.

She was a good match, same age as me. Speak same language,

liked me for who I was.

Oh,

I'll die alone. I wonder when the last time I'll ever use a call girl would be. Maybe I'll be 41. And then I'll die.

And talking to the Essex girl now just feels like trying to draw water out of a stone. It's so sad.

She might as well just block me at this point.

Oh, so disappointed. Should I check Tinder again, see if she replied? Okay, give me one second, I'll be right back.

Okay, I just checked. She said, how about tomorrow? Now I feel kind of stupid for doing why. I asked her why and then sad face.

What should I say now? She said how about tomorrow, but tomorrow I'm meeting the second Korean girl. What if I cancel the second Korean girl and I meet the Dubai girl?

Has the Essex girl said anything about your trip? She just said I'm really glad that you're going on dates with Korean girls, and you seem to be having a good time and you've settled. I'm happy for you. And then I asked her, don't you feel jealous? And then she said, no, why would I be? And I said,

don't worry.

She ditched me for a different date. And then she moved me to tomorrow.

I can't meet tomorrow. I'm meeting a Korean girl.

What should I say? Maybe Thursday, but I don't think she has much time left here.

I'm not that desperate to meet her. I mean, she's not that pretty.

She looks okay, I guess.

I'd rather meet the second Korean girl, to be honest. She's more fun.

I think she's only here until Friday.

What day is it today?

You have a codependency on women. No, I have a codependency on social interaction, just like everyone else does.

If you weren't seeing any other people and you're just stuck in your room all day long every day, you would also be a little bit crazy. It's called craving social interaction. I'd just rather socialize with a woman

instead of a guy.

Don't recount. Well, kind of, I guess, but it's not— it's not— it's not the same. I don't feel as fulfilled. As I do when I go and meet someone, have dinner with them.

I only want to socialize with cute girls.

Your expectations are too high. Are they? All I want to do is meet and have a meal. How's that too high? It's not like I want to bang her straight away.

I just want to talk, have some beef.

I just want someone who's similar looking to me, you know, not too fat. Same size. I don't understand why people think I have really high expectations for women. I never said I wanted to date a model or a super actress. Just someone who looks kind of like me.

I don't really want to meet her anymore. I feel embarrassed because I asked her why. I feel like I was begging her.

It feels like I begged her to meet me and then she just said, oh, what about tomorrow? I think I might just unmatch her. So I have the last word.

Is it lagging still? I think it's better.

Well, what should I do tonight?

Maybe I'll just go for a walk somewhere.

What's that creepy sound you make? It's called breathing.

It's called exhaling.

What should I do?

I already made a video for the second channel. The black burger.

Don't really need to make a video for the main channel for another few days.

All I have is the Airbnb tour video.

Maybe I'll go to karaoke. I do actually feel a bit like singing.

Who wants to come?

But it's weird in Korea. In Japan, they charge you by each hour. In Korea, they charge you by each song, so you pay for 10 songs, but in Japan you pay for 1 hour.

I'll sing Michael Jackson, Titanic, get a beer, cry myself to sleep.

I kind of hope the country does get locked down or something so something interesting happens. So bored.

Give me the virus so I can get some YouTube views.

I actually kind of feel relieved. At least I don't have to worry about meeting her anymore. What should I do? I might go to a game center. I want to find a nice place where I could take girls to. Maybe I'll use this free time to do some research. Where should I go to? I could go to

that place which is near Hongdae. That might be fun.

Oh, I'm so lazy. It'll take like 20 minutes to get there.

For what? I'll just walk around by myself.

Bored.

I could just watch Star Trek.

Why are you surprised I have hairs on my legs? Pretty much every guy has hairs on his legs.

Even girls get hairs on their legs.

Oh, thank you, Bowser. How does it make you feel that your ex-wife is being piped? Don't really care.

I feel nothing. I wasn't— didn't really feel in love with her, so why would I care?

If I was in love with her, I wouldn't have left her in the first place.

Nothing to do with me anymore. None of my business. Please don't talk about my wife ever again.

I'm not interested.

We've gone our separate ways. Just let it end. Over.

It's not really that different being alone compared to being with her. Felt like I was alone anyway. She was so boring. She complained about me not talking to her. She didn't talk to me much either. It takes two to tango.

She never showed any interest in my hobbies.

With her, it was just me, me, me. When did she ever ask me what I was doing? She never even asked me what Rainbow Six was about. And these people who message me on Instagram, they say, oh, so what's, what's Rainbow Six about? She didn't even ask me what it was about, even though I played it every

night.

She didn't care about what I was interested in.

And then all of a sudden, it's all my fault. Get lost.

Go find some extroverted loudmouth who goes out all the time since I'm so boring. So sorry I'm so boring because I don't go out or I don't do anything. Let's see her find an extrovert boyfriend who's always out with his mates.

See how she likes that.

Her idea of having fun was just hanging out with her friends,

going to a bar or something and talking to her friends. Wow, so much fun.

Piss me off.

Go and do it then. No one's stopping you.

It's not like I forced her to come home at 7 every night. If you want to go and hang out with your friends, go and hang out with them. Couldn't care less. Just let me play Rainbow Six in peace. Stop nagging me.

Irritating woman.

Ah, people are so boring. I'll just watch Star Trek. Captain Picard will never betray me.

Do I miss Rainbow Six? Not really.

I don't play anything. I don't even play Mario Kart now. Got bored of it. I don't really feel like playing games.

Everything just feels like a waste of time.

You seem to be depressed compared to when you were with your wife.

I don't know, I feel the same. Kind of.

I thought being single would open up all these doors to new types of content I could make, but really it's the same, isn't it? The only difference is I went on a few dates,

but they didn't even get that good views, did they?

They just got the same views I always get. I thought I'd get maybe 40K, 50K. Going on a date? Not even going on a date gets views now. What the hell am I supposed to do?

Moving to an entire new country only got me 32k views. Come on,

don't people care about anything I do now?

What do I have to do to get some views? Do I have to kill someone?

Can I be a mod? Hmm, I guess so. You paid good money.

You seem trustworthy.

Maybe do something interesting. Like what? I already went on a date.

What else am I supposed to do?

I went to the tower.

I've done everything.

Sightseeing? I already made a sightseeing video. It only got 20K views. That's shit. My video about the catfish got more. That was just me ranting in an Airbnb.

Maybe I'll ask a second Korean girl to be my girlfriend and I can make a video about it. You can title it, I asked the Korean girl to be my girlfriend.

Yeah, maybe I will. Why not? It's not like there's anyone else waiting.

I'll send her a message. Can we be boyfriend and girlfriend?

Then I can make a video. My new Korean girlfriend

Pia is waiting. No, she has a boyfriend now.

He will just cheat on her. Yeah, that can make a video. I cheated on my girlfriend.

Those get views, don't they?

I don't know what to do.

Do.

After a while, girls get pretty boring as well. You just go on a date and you have food.

But that other guy gets good views going on dates, the awkward since birth guy.

How come he gets loads of views. It's not like they do anything special.

Oh, maybe I'll go to Russia. First day in Russia.

What else can I do with my life?

There's tons of nerdy white girls with fetishes for feminine Asian guys, but I like Asian girls. Why can't there be a load of nerdy Asian girls who have fetish for half-Asian nerdy guys?

Ria Lin, that's funny. Rhea is the name of the girlfriend of my friend who I was talking to who knows Chris Broad. He said— he asked me, do you remember a girl called Rhea in our year? I said no. And then he said he's been with her for 11 years and they have 2 kids together. What the

hell? Same age as me, got 2 kids already.

Oh, thank you, Mars. Hope you find some nice friends. I know Korea can be lonely. Now it's even harder because of the virus. People are leaving. I get here and then people start leaving. Story of my life.

How old am I? I'm 30. 31 next month.

4 degrees of separation? It's not 4 degrees, it's 2. I know Max. Max knew Chris. That's 1 degree.

I knew Ricky. Ricky knew Max.

Me and Chris were pretty much friends at that point. We existed in the same airspace.

I probably breathed in his carbon dioxide emissions every day.

How come I never noticed him?

I didn't know anyone from the year below me apart from Ricky. There's Ricky. I don't remember Chris. There was a Christopher Walker. He lived down the road. My mom used to make him food because he didn't have any parents.

How come you have money to pay for Airbnb when you don't work? Because I'm a YouTuber. A famous YouTuber, can't you see?

I'm working now.

You're not that famous.

More famous than you?

Jesus, didn't say I was the most famous person in the world.

I'm more famous than,

than people who are less famous.

Oh, thank you, Carrie. Thank you for making me a mod. Oh, you're welcome. You're doing a great job.

You're wearing a sweater but you're barefoot. I'm boiling. This room's getting very hot. I want to strip off soon.

I want to be mod. Okay, you can be mod because you messaged me. And you're cute.

I'm only modding cute girls and people who pay me.

This should be my new Tinder profile picture. I like this.

I didn't have a shower yet because I was going to have a shower before my date, then she cancelled on me.

I'm not sickly. I'm perfectly healthy. I'm just a bit thin. You see that? That's muscle. Do you want me to tense it? Look, you see that?

I could smash your skull in with this muscle easily.

I could knock you out.

Look, I'm all oily.

I imagined you not having hairy legs. Why? I'm very hairy, especially in between my legs.

I'm not skinny, I'm just— I just have long limbs.

I

can't get up.

My back's painful.

Look, I'm a vlogger.

Hello guys,

I'm vlogging.

Life in Korea.

What's this for? You do pull-ups.

Korea.

I forgot to brush my teeth. Hold on, I'll show you how I brush my teeth.

Oh, Tony.

This is how I wash my face— with a tissue.

Now what do I do?

I could wash my dishes. That'd be fun. Who wants to watch me wash my dishes? Okay, quality content.

First you need soap.

What should I do with it?

What should I do with it?

Yeah,

pretty good.

I don't think it's a bad idea to flush it down the toilet. Oh, it's coming back out. Oh no, that's just a tissue. Oh no, it's not. What's that?

What is— is that a condom?

I don't know what that is.

What was that?

I don't know.

I think it was just tissue paper.

What's wrong with flushing food down the toilet? Isn't it— what's the difference between eating it and then shitting it out and then flushing it? I'm just skipping a process.

It's the same. You eat the food and then you shit it out and then you flush it. I'm just not eating it. It's going straight to the toilet. What's the difference?

That way I don't have to put it in the garbage. I'm saving the garbage men work. I'm helping them.

Yes, good idea.

Look, I could put the, the camera here.

It's hard to breathe when you've got the mask on.

I might use this.

Hello.

Perfect.

I'm trying to fix my new tripod. Give me a second.

Won't go on properly.

Okay.

This cable is too short. It won't go in.