my new life in Tokyo - Day 2 [YwEMH6dEYG8]

Testing. I can't do these outdoor streams

anymore. I can't do it.

I can't do it anymore.

My spirit is broken. I just— I can't do it

Being outside, I feel so irritated. I

can't. Oh my God, I can't do it.

Oh my God, I think if I had to choose

between getting a job and doing IRL, I'd

just get a job. I can't do it anymore. I

don't want to do it anymore.

I hate YouTube.

I can't do it anymore.

Uh, there's so many people in this damn

city. I guess it's rush hour, 5 PM.

Just getting the train back from Tokyo

Station was a nightmare. I thought it's

only 5. Well, I went shopping at a

supermarket, so it was like 4:40 or 4:50.

Goddamn train station, so many people,

and they've got one single-file escalator

to get out of the train station.

Everyone's just cramming onto the

escalator like crazy.

Train was packed. Oh my God,

I went to Tokyo Station yesterday as well.

I got the train back at 9. Train was

packed. All the time, every hour the

train's packed.

It's just so many people.

I don't know what's wrong with YouTube.

I can't— is it bugged or something?

There's no way I only have 14 viewers.

Surely it's bugged. There's no way.

No, I can't do the outside streams

anymore. It's just too much hassle and I'm

too tired and

it's not fun. It's not even fun. Maybe if

it was fun, I'd do it. It's not fun. It's

too hard. What's the point?

Where are your likes if it's bugged? I

it's like

something has changed. With YouTube.

They fiddled with the algorithm or

something, I don't know, but this is

really weird. I should have like 40

or 50 viewers by now.

I don't know what's happening.

They shadow banned me even more. They

broke— they broke the bell notification.

I don't know.

Something's bugged. I don't know what's

going on. Maybe I'll post on

Twitter or link it on Discord. I don't

know what to do,

but I'm not walking outside for 10 hours

for only 30 viewers. No way,

no way.

I did a stream, what, 2 days ago? I got

like 160 viewers. But I got my dinner 20%

off. It's only 5 PM

and they're already putting 20% off

stickers. I got this for lunch.

The lady was nice, she was putting the

stickers on But she was doing the other

side and then I was looking at that, I

picked it up, she took it off me and put

the sticker on. And I

got some sausages, uh,

might have one now, I need protein.

Got some bananas.

And packet of crisps. Oh, I got chocolate

as well.

I think Japanese people think I'm Japanese

because I was about to come back into the

apartment. This— he looked kind of old,

like 50-plus Japanese man.

He looked lost, and as I entered the

apartment, he called out to me. He asked

for directions. I said, "I don't know." I

"わからないです。外人です。" Can he

just use Google? I don't know. If you ask

me, I would just get out Google.

Surely he has a phone.

If he didn't think I'm Japanese, he

wouldn't have asked me in Japanese, would

he? So he must have thought I was

Japanese. That means I'm Japanese passing.

Bet you're jealous.

Oh my God, I'm so fed up streaming all the

I can't do it anymore. I can't do it.

I understand why people are mad. Who's

mad? What, at me? No one's mad

at me anymore.

I'm never going outside again.

Why did you stop the stream earlier? I got

stressed out. My feet hurt, it's hot,

it was really boring, and I only had 30

viewers. I'm not doing it for 30 viewers.

I'll sit at my table doing nothing for 30

viewers, but I'm not breaking my legs,

sweating, getting triggered outside

just for 30 viewers. No thanks.

What's that deodorant? It's Axe Essence.

People keep saying there's no deodorant in

Japan. I don't know what you're talking

about. There's loads.

Yeah,

I'm just gonna relax in my apartment if

I'm not gonna get any viewers.

I have no idea what's going on.

People just get really bored within 2

days, or is YouTube bugging out?

Really weird. What's going on?

It says

22 viewers. What is going on?

Oh my God.

Look, the last livestream, um,

oh, this stupid verify that it's you. I

had to verify it's me so

many times today already. Why does it

keep asking to verify myself?

Okay,

look, look, the last stream

it says I got 50 viewers within 5 minutes,

and within 24 minutes I had 100 viewers.

Within 40 minutes I had 140 viewers.

Look at this.

On the last stream, within 6 minutes I had

57. Within 30 minutes I had

120.

What is going on?

What changed since 2 days ago?

Don't get it.

Something must be glitched.

I don't think anything happened in the

last 2 days.

This is so weird.

15 viewers.

What?

Maybe it really is over.

Is YouTube broken? Maybe I'll post on

Twitter to share my stream.

Streaming now.

Paste.

I don't have bots. Why'd you think I have

bots?

I mean, if I had bots and

I only actually had like 10 viewers or

15 viewers and I was making $2,000

a month just from 10 viewers,

that's crazy. There's no way.

Unless those 10 people are very wealthy.

I made like £1,800

2 months ago and £1,400 last month from

just 15 real viewers. There's no

way I

don't get it. What's going on? 15 viewers.

The video stopped.

13 now.

Maybe the number's bugged.

The number really affects my mood though.

The chat is going like it always did.

Maybe I'll do a poll.

Um, how do I do a poll?

Are you there?

Uh, yes or no, guys?

Can you vote in the poll?

People are still on the old stream.

No, I deleted the old streams.

What? What? There's 32 votes.

This must be bugged. It says 37 votes,

but I've got 16 viewers. This is bugged.

I've got 40 votes. Oh my

God. Um, you guys are there. It's just

stupid YouTube is saying I've got 16

viewers.

No, I got 45 votes.

How long have I been streaming?

Yeah, I got like 50. I should have— I

don't think everyone's voted, so I

probably got like 60 or 80 viewers.

Oh my God.

Only 45 viewers? No, not everyone's voting

usually. I don't know if I ask for someone

to— if I ask to vote in a poll,

not everyone votes. So it's probably more

than 50. Why is YouTube saying I've got 16

viewers then?

Everyone vote, please. I need to know.

I need it. I need my ego stroked.

I can't have 17 viewers. This is a lie.

There ain't no way.

What if we Google it?

Livestream View word count bugged

2024.

That was 5 months ago,

7 months ago.

What about now?

Yeah, so when I was outside, it wasn't

Just 30 viewers. Let's go back out, let's

go. No, I'm just kidding, I'm done going

outside. I'm bothered.

Well, I Googled it, no one else is

complaining.

Oh, hi Blood Bucket.

We have a problem.

YouTube is saying I've got 15 viewers,

but I made a poll and I have 57 votes,

so at least 57 people have voted, so I

can't have only 15 viewers. What does it

And there's definitely more than 15 people

in the chat.

Something very weird is happening.

Yeah, I don't know if I like Tokyo. I

walked around in Tokyo, around Tokyo

Station. It just felt weird.

I kind of miss Osaka. Osaka is smaller,

but it feels like a real place. Tokyo's

weird. I don't know how to describe it

apart from just saying weird over and over

again.

Do you know what I mean? It's just like

weird. All the buildings are really big

and the roads are really wide, like 20

lanes or something, and there's so many

white people.

I don't know if I like Tokyo.

I kind of miss Osaka now. I thought I

hated Osaka. I do hate the chavs.

I haven't seen any chavs yet, but I was

just walking around the business area.

There wouldn't be any chavs there. Going

back to Osaka tomorrow.

No, there's not 13 viewers. I think I've

actually got 130 and it's just missing the

last digit. There ain't no way.

Help me vote in the poll, please, guys.

Are you there? I need to know my actual

view count.

Since I have YouTube Premium, how does it

affect you when I fall asleep watching

your stream for hours? It affects me very

well in a good way because

the more people— I mean, the longer people

watch, if they have YouTube Premium, the

more money I get. I think it works like

This really sucks.

I was hoping to have like a fun stream for

my final stream in Japan, but YouTube is

all glitched now. I don't know how many

viewers I actually have.

I might do one last stream tomorrow and

then I'm done. I'm going to play

Helldivers 2.

No,

it's definitely not 20 viewers. Look, I

count more than 20 people here. I write

down everyone's name. Usual Irish,

Cucumbersome, Based Nuke, Blood Bucket,

Dig Balaia, Hot Docket, it.

That's 6,

7, 8 Kimberly S,

9 Voodoo, 10 Bruce, 11 CMS,

12, 13, 14 Gerald,

15 Renee, 16 Laura

Lee, 17,

18— I don't know what that There's at

least 20 people in the chat.

Weird. I feel like a teacher, like I'm

taking the class register. Do you remember

the class register? Daniel,

yes, miss. Matthew, yes,

miss. Peter, yes, miss. I forgot

we used to do that.

Yeah, we got 69 votes but 20 viewers,

unless people voted and then clicked off.

Roll call in America. I think we call it

taking the register.

Oh, it really demoralized me seeing 15.

I had 30 viewers in

Tokyo because if it said like

200 viewers, I would have been bouncing

off the streets. It really— oh

my God, it's like when I met Hong Kong Guy

and only had 100 viewers. I felt so

People, when I streamed with Sunny,

people were like, wow, Daniel looks so

happy with Sunny. I was mostly

happy because I had like 250 viewers,

but you know, I am happy meeting Sunny

anyway.

Save this for OnlyFans later.

The view count really upsets me or

makes me really happy. And now look, it

says I've got— says I've got 13 viewers.

Yeah, okay. Oh, Sunny's here.

No, I'm happy because I spent time with

you too, not just because of the view

count. Sweating now.

Where are the plates? I was gonna do

cooking, but I can't be bothered.

And it's more— I think it's more expensive

to do cooking because I got this. I got

this for ¥300, and I looked at the meat,

and the meat was like ¥1,000. So I'm not

sure how— because I'm pretty sure cooking

should be cheaper, but I just don't see

how it would be. Maybe if you live here

and you're cooking every day, you buy a

lot of vegetables and stuff, it would end

up being cheaper. But I'm not living here

for long.

Yeah, the chat seems active as usual, but

for some reason it says I only have 13

viewers. There's no way I've got only 13

viewers. It's broken. YouTube's broken.

Yeah, I think I'll just save exploring

Tokyo for later and I'll do it off stream.

I'm too stressed to do it on stream.

My feet feel weird. I don't know what's

wrong with my feet. I feel like gravity

has increased by 3 times

or so. I feel so heavy, like I've got no

spring in my step. Where are the damn

plates? Oh, up here.

Okay, I feel better now.

I kept tripping as well.

My feet feel very uncomfortable in the

shoes. My heels are okay, but now my toes

hurt being squished up. I need to

get new shoes, really.

Sausage time. Oh my God,

I did have some osake last night.

Maybe that's why I feel kind of low

energy. Do you ever drink a lot and then

you wake up the next day and you feel— oh

my God, is it exploding? It was

only in there for a bit. This microwave's

weird. It was barely

in there. Why is it exploding?

If I have alcohol, the next day I feel

terrible. It looks like it's gonna

explode.

I'm scared.

It's like microwaving a big willy.

Exploding sausages. I told— I told

gay guy that I

won't be free to meet unless you want

to meet with my girlfriend. He didn't

reply. Uh, oh, what the hell? It looks

weird now.

Oh, it's really hot. Uh,

why does it look like that? That's weird.

One sausage for you.

Save this one for tomorrow's dinner. Give

me the ketchup.

Oh,

everything's wet and oily, even the

ketchup packet.

I got 84 votes in my poll,

but it says I got 20 viewers. Stupid

YouTube, broken.

I don't have 13 viewers. YouTube's broken.

I'm not gonna rage quit my stream this

time. Look,

look, it says I got 300 views.

How can I have 300 views if there's only

20 viewers? Look,

300 views.

That is definitely broken.

Really annoying. It's hard to enjoy

streaming when you think you've only

got— oh, I hate these scissors, they stick

together.

Maybe we get like a— I don't know,

I bet I would be really chirpy if there

was a way to make it look like I've got

1,000 I'd be so happy. Oh God, if I had

1,000 viewers, I would never complain

Where's my wet tissue?

Sausage smells weird.

28% voted not here. Yeah, but it means

they are here. How can— it's like saying,

is anyone there? And then you say no.

Yeah, I can't stream outside anymore

though. I'm done. I'm getting so triggered

about everything.

On the way back, these two women were

laughing and I got triggered. I was

that close to saying "うるさいよ" to them.

Nearly. I felt so close, like I was going

to go up to them and tell them to shut up.

I think I'm on my period.

I hope this sausage is not going to

demonetize my stream.

Hair's looking good today. Must be my new

shampoo.

I got really lucky. Oh yeah, I got a— I'm

scared now because I got a strike before

for putting ketchup on a sausage and then

cutting it in half. Although I was

pretending it was my willy.

Am I safe? Surely it's

fine. I'm getting so paranoid.

Eating Tokyo sausage.

Mukbang. It looks really gross.

Uh-huh. Why is it sticky?

Oh,

the texture is really weird.

Oh, it's like spongy

and sticky. Japan really doesn't know how

to do sausages.

Oh, I wish Japan would just stop trying to

pretend as if they know how to make

Western food. Every Western food they make

sucks so much. Oh my God, what is this?

They can't even do a sausage.

Oh.

Oh,

it's like squidgy and

sticky. I've got to eat it. I can't

waste my money.

So bad.

Oh Jesus.

Terrible sandwiches, terrible bacon,

terrible sausages. Pizzas are kind of

weird here.

They're committing atrocities to Western

food. I can't let this stand.

Oh, I don't like it.

Maybe the microwave made it taste weird.

Oh, I gotta eat my $1 protein.

Cover in ketchup.

Look, I've got

96 votes now.

I really need new shoes.

Every time I put my shoes on, I want to

cry. It's like squeezing my toes.

I feel jealous of those Japanese

businessmen with the big— you know, the

Japanese businessmen, they wear those big

shoes. With the big long toes,

that must feel so nice.

Okay, finish eating. You can unmute it

now.

20 viewers.

There's not 20 viewers.

It's like YouTube is trying to get me to

quit by showing me fake numbers.

Are you allowed to say chi chi yet? I

don't know, I don't want to risk it.

Maybe when I get back to the UK, I'll tell

you the full story.

She thinks she can shut me up.

Can't shut me up.

I'm Daniel bloody Lord.

How many people voted? 101 votes.

Now,

and it says I got 340 views.

So unless 20 people clicked it

and then clicked off straight away and

that added a view— that would take a long

time though— that means

at least 300 people have clicked on my

stream so far.

Sunny Lord, that's such

a weird name. Like the

Sun Lord, the Rain Lord,

the Lord of the Rain.

Yeah, YouTube's bugged. Maybe see if

anyone else is streaming, see if they also

have the same bug. Sora the Troll usually

streams. He's not streaming now.

Oh, he's streaming in— oh no,

that's a video. Typical, he's not live.

Who else streams?

I don't watch anyone else who streams.

Gay guy read my message. Do you think he'd

get annoyed if I keep him a gay guy, cuz

technically he's not gay, he's bisexual.

I don't know what else to call him.

BJ guy.

Japanese guy.

Now if I call him by his name, you won't

know who I'm talking talking about.

Dan, you are bisexual. No,

I'm super straight and manly.

I only like women. These chairs are really

annoying. I hate these chairs. I had to

put all the pillows on the chairs because

they're so hard. It's like sitting on the

floor. Cami told us the truth.

Well, she only said that because she knows

I got a BJ from a guy, so she thinks I'm

bisexual when I'm not. Just because you

eat a bit of salad doesn't doesn't mean

you're vegan.

I'm gonna make chocolate and have some

Oh my god. I actually had a mental

breakdown thinking I only had 13 viewers.

Don't do that to me. YouTube, how can you

do that to me? My entire life flashed in

front of my eyes. I actually thought I was

gonna have to get a job.

Lo-fi Girl Live is correct viewer numbers.

Are you sure?

4.7K watching. Well,

maybe they usually get 20K watching.

It says I got 18 viewers.

It says I got 18 viewers.

Yeah, that's what I said.

My entire life as a YouTuber flashed.

I'm making tea with

my chocolate.

Oh, I got 114 votes on my poll now.

Have some more real food. I will have

dinner in 2 hours. I'm just having a

snack. Look, I got hiding in my chocolate,

the official H-I-M-R chocolate.

Hiding in my milk.

So stressed now.

God, I'm so stressed over this number.

It's scary. Imagine— I mean, one day I

probably will just have 19 viewers.

This is what it's gonna feel like.

And then I don't know what I'll do. I

guess I gotta get a job.

You made zero effort to make any good

content. What? I met

so many people.

Forced myself to meet Hong Kong

guy again so you would have content, and

you said I made no effort.

I'm fed up with the walking now. It's

boring. It's like walk, walk,

walk, stop at the red light, walk, walk,

walk, get annoyed because of some person

standing near me, walk, walk, walk,

lose connection, walk, walk, walk, get a

drink. Boring.

Can't be bothered anymore.

Look, how do I have 400 views if I've only

got 20 viewers?

Yeah, Hong Kong guy was a bit weird.

He was like laughing about my views being

low. Why do you want me

to apologize to Cesium and Pia? Cesium's a

prick. Why would I apologize to him?

He should be apologizing to me.

He actively went out of his way to try and

ruin my life. Why? I don't owe him shit.

Stupid Hong Kong guy was like, oh,

where's your apology for Pia and Cesium?

They should apologize to me. I apologize

to Chibiro because

I did kind of mentally destroy her to

get YouTube views. But I don't apologize

to Mila. Why do I have to apologize to

Mila?

They can all suck it,

especially Cesium. That guy's a massive

dick.

All he did was try and wreck my life.

Yeah, well, my— if you

can laugh at my channel being dead, but at

least I can still afford to pay for

yakiniku for both of us, unlike some

people.

Just put on the credit card.

Don't know what he's laughing about.

And he looked way too happy when he beat

me at the arcade games. He was way too

happy about it. He was like, yes, I

finally beat Daniel Lord.

He kept wanting to play more games at the

arcade so he could continue beating me,

like he's been practicing at round 1 for

months. For this opportunity.

Oh well,

I did say I would pay for yakiniku, I

guess, but I was expecting to get a load

of donos. I didn't get any donos, got like

one donation. So I only said I'd pay for

yakiniku because based off the other

streams where I got a lot of donos, I

thought I'd get a lot of donos. So that

kind of backfired. Thought people would

troll him or something.

No one trolled him.

You know, trolls would say mean stuff

about Blood Bucket and Sunny, so I thought

maybe they'd like attack him too.

Catastrophic failure.

Some man outside my apartment just now

when I got home asked me for directions in

Japanese. Do I look Japanese?

Do I look like I'm from here?

How would I know? Use Google.

I said,

"わからない外人だから外人です。わからない." Why do people keep

asking me for questions? Like in Thailand,

Thai people kept coming up to me as if I

worked at the train station.

Why don't you just ask someone who works

at the train station if you're lost? I

don't know, do I look like I'm Thai?

I thought I looked unfriendly, but people

keep coming up to me.

You could have helped the man. I don't

know, he was holding like a paper and he

asked me, where is it? I said, I don't

know, I just got here one

day ago.

Waiting is fucked.

Oh my God, thank God I muted it.

He was speed walking to the games, looked

super gay. Yeah,

like his bum was wiggling and he was like

Hong Kong guy is funny.

Why are you in Japan when you hate it?

I don't know. I don't know why I'm here

anymore. I don't know why I keep coming

back here and then feeling miserable.

It's like being in a toxic relationship.

Keep coming back to it, don't you? I have

a toxic relationship with Japan.

I know being here doesn't make me happy,

but I keep coming back. Because it used to

make me happy. Now I don't know what makes

me happy anymore.

I don't know what to do. I don't

really want— I'm not really feeling like I

want to get back to Thailand straight

away. I'm not really happy here.

I'm hoping I'm going to be happy back in

the UK. I'm not happy anywhere. What am I

going to do? Ah, I just wish I could

disappear sometimes. So you want to log

off real life? You know, I wish they just

had like a facility where you log off,

they just store your body, they freeze it

or something, and then you just go to

Can't be bothered.

I want to enter the Matrix. Give me the

blue pill. I'll take the blue pill any

day.

You think I'm depressed? Maybe. I don't

know why though, cuz I was feeling pretty

good a couple days ago.

Maybe it's hormones.

I don't know, it's like the

stress of having to stream all the time,

and don't know, maybe I'm just stressed

about something.

I'll probably feel differently tomorrow.

I probably feel differently in 5 minutes.

I don't really know what I'm unhappy

Um.

I don't know,

really.

Yeah,

I'm not happy about the dead channel, but

I'm kind of used to it now. I've been

forced to be used to it since Since

2022, it was kind of dead.

When's the first UK stream?

Maybe the day after I get back.

I get back around 6 PM. The taxi

is gonna take like 2 hours. I'll probably

get home around 8 PM. Hope my mum has

dinner ready.

And then maybe the next day. I have to

sort out my room and everything. I'm going

to plug in my computer It's

gonna be weird going back home just

in time for Elden Ring DLC.

I don't know why my feet constantly hurt

now. Did you watch Baby Reindeer?

How did you know I'm watching that?

That's kind of weird. Yeah, I watched the

first 4 episodes. It's kind of messed up.

Do you guys care if I do spoilers up to

episode 4? So the story

is like a wannabe comedian Scottish

guy who's a bit of a loser. He works in a

pub, and then this fat Scottish woman

develops a crush on him, and then she

thinks they're in a relationship, so she

starts stalking him.

And then his life gets ruined because of

her. But then a few

years ago, there's one episode where it's

a flashback. He gets raped

by a man whilst high on the RUGs.

He gets fingered up the bumhole.

And then whilst he's like semi-conscious,

he gets fucked up the bumhole by the old

man. And then he's like traumatized,

but for some reason getting fucked up

the bumhole makes him gay. So then he

starts seeking out more gay cereal. It's

weird.

I don't get it. Like, you get gay raped,

does that make you want more gay sex?

And then he stops being able to have

cereal with his girlfriend, so she dumps

him, and then he like goes around London—

I think it's London— hooking up

with gay guys where he's the bottom.

And then he has like a mental breakdown.

It's pretty dark.

That's why I'd never do drugs.

It's scary.

He starts self-serialing to gay porn.

Like he's addicted to it. So if he—

did he enjoy it or what? He seemed like

he didn't enjoy it, but if he didn't enjoy

it, why is he seeking it out? And then if

he did enjoy it, is it still grape?

I don't know, I think it is still grape

even if he was forced to enjoy it. It's

like imagine someone tied you down and

injected you with drugs. Your brain will

enjoy it even though you didn't want it,

and then you become addicted to it. Yeah,

maybe it's like that.

Yeah, maybe it's still grape even if you

enjoyed it against your will, and now

you've become addicted because then you

become hooked. Is gay sex the

same? Like, you get hooked on gay sex?

Damn, I should message back the gay guy.

Maybe I'm missing out on something.

But that's what I'm scared of. What if I

have gay sex and I become hooked, and then

I can't get turned on to women anymore?

No thanks.

I politely reject your gay

invitation.

Yeah, it's kind of interesting, but it's

kind of dark. The way that he

wants to be a comedian but he sucks at

being a comedian kind of reminds me with

myself. It's like me wanting to be a

YouTuber but not doing very well at it.

Do you think Hong Kong guy is gay?

Because every time I ask him if he has a

girlfriend, he never has a girlfriend.

The first— was it the first time? No, the

first time I made a video with him was at

yakiniku again. He really loves yakiniku,

but he was on a Tinder date with a

Japanese woman. He invited me to the date

to make the video. It was a bit strange.

If I was on a date with a girl, I would

never invite another guy to the date. If

the girl was really ugly and I hated the

date, I would just try to end the date and

I'd be like, well, I'm gonna go home now.

I wouldn't try to extend the date by

bringing a friend to it.

Yeah, what if he's got a crush on me? He

does kind of have gay vibes.

Is there really only 21 viewers? No,

there can't be. I got 144 votes on my

poll. I got nearly 500 views.

I think YouTube's bugged. There's no way

I've only got 20 viewers. I went outside

to do IRL and I thought I only had 30

viewers, and then I rage quit and I came

home. But now I realize I think YouTube is

just bugged. Wait, I need to fart again.

I don't know why I'm so gassy.

Must be the expired bento. I had

40% off spaghetti for lunch.

Some people vote and leave.

Yeah, I'm sure, but that's

like saying they just voted, they only

came to vote and then leave.

How come the viewer count never goes

higher, much higher than 20?

Yeah, everyone should type in a number

after the previous person's number, then

we'll see how many are here.

How come I'm the only one with this bug

then? If it's a bug, surely other people

were affected.

Look, some of my new Helldiver videos are

popping off. 1,000 views already.

This loadout destroys automatons.

I have missed making Helldiver videos. It

is kind of fun.

You grind it, unlock a new weapon, test

it, make a video, might get a couple

thousand views.

Look, we got 150 votes now.

Should I start a new poll? If you're, if

you're thinking people just voted and

clicked off, we could make a new one.

Start poll.

Okay, vote again.

I need your votes.

Everyone please vote on the

poll. 16,

17. Already the votes are higher than the

15 concurrent viewers view count.

19. I need to know how many people are

here. I need to know.

This is killing me.

How am I supposed to feel happy without

knowing? That would be crazy though if

YouTube just didn't have a view count.

And you never knew, you never had any idea

how many people were really watching. So

there'd be no inflated egos and no

depression because of low views. You would

just keep making stuff for the sake of

making it.

Yeah, we've got 35 votes already and it

says 20 viewers. So it must be bugged.

Is it true your mum is selling the Lord

Estate? I don't know yet.

Seems like she's thinking about it.

I need to get my battery bank. Hold on.

We've got 40 votes but 19 viewers.

See, it's definitely bugged. My channel's

not dead. Stop trying to make me think my

channel's dead. I nearly

believed it when I was outside. My stomach

hurts now. I don't know why I keep— wait,

someone's messaging me.

I don't know. Someone's asking to meet me

on Sunday.

But I'm not sure if I can.

I don't have enough time in Tokyo to meet

with all these people.

What should I do? Gay guy wants to meet

too. Oh my God. And then this other

Japanese viewer, a woman,

asked if I could meet.

I think I'm gonna have to say no. Who

should I pick? I can probably only meet

one person and

meet them all at the same time.

Bugged. But Japanese woman said she's busy

on the day that I'm free.

Gay guy could probably meet any evening

unless he's also busy. Why is everyone so

damn busy? I really need a new cable.

This cable is messed up,

but this is a good cable. Cost me money.

See, look, if I use this USB cable— oh,

this one's USB-C to USB-C. Let's try this

one. I need toilet. Hold on.

This one's 140W. See,

this one works fine. Okay, hold on. I need

the toilet.

My stomach

hurts.

Hmm, it's tricky trying

to organize meetups.

Now I have, I have too many people to meet

and not enough time.

So we got 75 votes,

so I reckon we've got like 120 people

watching. I reckon we got over 100 people

watching. There's no way I've only—

there's no way I got 76 votes but it says

26 viewers, and obviously not everyone's

gonna vote.

I was freaking out thinking my channel was

dead or something. Oh my God, don't scare

me, guys.

You're just trolling saying that it's the

real view count.

Shut up. He's just trying to demoralize

me. You won't win.

I'm full of spirits.

Where will your mum live if she sells the

house? Well, I think she's thinking of

moving back to Malaysia. She said she

doesn't like the UK. It's cold and lonely.

And everything's expensive.

Well, is Malaysia not lonely? She seems

like she doesn't even like her family.

I guess it would be cheap and hot.

I don't know what my sister's doing. You

think you get married and then you start

making a family, especially at her age.

And no offense, but if she wants a family,

she's already 32.

Better start chopping, lil sis.

But she says she's gonna quit her job and

so is her boyfriend. They're gonna travel

the world as digital nomads. Maybe if they

can do that for like a year or two and

then come back. So what are they gonna do,

sell the car and the house and everything

to go backpacking?

It seems kind of late. I don't know, the

boyfriend's still pretty young though.

The boyfriend's like 27 or 28. It's not

like he's 40, so maybe he doesn't want to

settle down. I mean, he wants to settle

down, but maybe he doesn't want to start

family yet. He's still kind of young.

That's why it's kind of tricky when the

woman is older than the man,

because a 27 or 28-year-old man,

I don't really feel like That's a good age

to start a family. You're still kind of—

you're still a little bit immature when

you're 20. I mean, look at me when I was

28. I was a complete moron.

I've only recently started to become a bit

more mature now I'm 35. I think 35

is like a good age to start thinking of

building a family and settling down. 28,

you're still kind of young. But then when

the woman is nearing 35, it's getting a

bit, bit late, isn't it, if you

want to build a family? That's why usually

the man is older.

So I don't know what they're planning.

I'm pretty sure they're going to have

kids, or they want kids. Sister's 32.

She could have kids when she's 35,

couldn't she? I think having kids over 35,

maybe you start running the risk of Down

syndrome.

Dave Gibbo has a nice butt crack.

What are you watching, his new OnlyFans?

Is he okay now? He wasn't doing very well

last time I asked.

Yeah, maybe it's fine to have kids when

you're nearly 40. My mum had me when she

was 32.

My mum's 67. She's gonna retire. This

week. It's nearly my mum's birthday. Oh my

God, I nearly forgot it's my mum's

birthday. It's my mum's birthday in like 2

days. Oh shit, isn't it tomorrow?

Oh no. My mum's gonna retire. That means

she's 67. I'm 35. You do the mathematics.

So I think she was 32 when she had me,

and 30— she must have been 35 when she had

my sister then. And I turned

out fine, didn't I?

Didn't I turn out fine?

I'm a perfectly normal 35-year-old bloke.

So I don't know what my sister's planning

to do. I feel a bit sad because then

I won't see her for years if she's

planning on living in Asia for years,

unless I go to her country. Unless I was

planning to go to a country that she's

just randomly in, I wouldn't see her for

I don't know if she's gonna like Tokyo.

My first impressions of Tokyo have not

been good. My first impressions of

Tokyo were everything

is really big. There's too many people and

it looks really boring.

Yeah, I went to Tokyo Station. I walked

around for about an hour and it was just

nothing but endless office streets,

massive 10-lane roads. Everything's just

big. The roads are massive. The buildings

are huge. The buildings in Tokyo area make

everything in Osaka look tiny.

It felt really weird, like I shrunk and

the world just suddenly got really big.

The scale of Tokyo is It's so weird.

Osaka feels more normal-sized and Tokyo

just feels— I don't know, it's like you're

walking on the surface of the Death Star

with all the turrets and the trenches and

stuff. It's really strange.

93 votes on my poll, but YouTube is saying

I've got 17 viewers. Shut up, shut up,

YouTube, you're drunk.

They've done something. They broke

YouTube. Is anyone else live streaming?

Maybe someone's posting on Twitter about

it. YouTube live view

count broken.

The first thing that pops up is Ice

Poseidon in 2017 saying

he had 65,000 viewers on YouTube.

Damn, he went from 65,000 viewers

down to like 3K viewers in 2022.

Look how many dislikes he has. It's like

60% likes to dislikes.

Seems like no one is saying anything.

Thing about it.

I'm seeing a lot of other streams right

now only showing 1 to about 8 viewers on

relatively big channels. Yeah, sorry,

it's not just me.

Oh, I thought my channel died or

Did you see one person died on a

London-Singapore flight during turbulence?

That's crazy. How'd you die?

Don't you put your seatbelt on?

He must have slammed up into the ceiling.

Something. Heart attack. Oh,

I thought

something maybe hit him in the face.

Hmm, I don't know. I might have to cancel

all my meetings. I don't really feel like

going out tomorrow.

I might be able to meet tomorrow, but it's

like no one's free tomorrow. They're only

free on the days that I'm not free.

Where's my wife? I don't

have a wife anymore.

Wifey.

Who's looking forward to the streams being

over? I bet you all hate my Japan streams

now.

It's time to stop being lazy and doing

streams and actually make some videos.

I don't know what I'd do if my mom sold

the house. Even if she gave me some money,

where am I gonna live?

I guess if I got like £300,000, I could

get the Thai Elite Visa if I wanted to go

live in Thailand. If I wanted to live in

the UK, I'm screwed. I would have to live

in some chavvy council estate on the

outskirts of Maidstone. Or maybe I'd get

like an apartment in Maidstone for like

£800 a month,

and then I'd be stuck there paying rent

and not having enough income or savings

to save up to go to Asia anymore. I'd be

stuck there like a slave, like everyone

else. Everyone else is just endlessly

stuck in this rat race to pay off rent and

bills, and they can't save up anything

else to go anywhere or do anything.

He's just working to survive. That's

basically the majority of people.

I wouldn't be able to buy a house with

$300K, maybe a crappy house.

If I rent a place, that 300k is not going

to last that long, is it? Imagine I get a

place and I rent it for £700 a month.

I've got 300k.

That'll last me 428 months divided by 12.

Will last me 35 years. Oh,

as long as I don't Die

after 35. What happens after 35 years

though? I'd be 70 and I would have

used all my money. If I die before 75,

then I'll be fine.

I don't know how much money I'd get

though. She might just give me 100K.

She better not sell the house if the

market— the housing market is really bad

right now. You want to sell your house

when the housing market is strong, get

She should take my advice. I've been

studying the markets for 4 years now.

I know how to buy, sell, buy low and sell

high.

Yeah, I don't know what I'd do.

Tricky. I still don't know where I want to

live. I thought By

age 35, I would have realized where I want

to live by now, but I still don't really

know. I thought I wanted to live in Japan,

and I got married, and I had a visa, and I

could have lived here, but I wasn't happy,

so I threw it away.

I thought I was safe in Japan from abuse,

but I've been abused quite a lot.

Recently, I'd probably get more abuse in

England if I was outside all the time.

But if I was in England, I wouldn't go

outside. I'd stream in my room.

It's either UK, Thailand, or Japan.

I would actually rather live in Thailand

than Japan. It's way cheaper, the

weather's better, the people are nicer,

no earthquakes.

The only thing Japan has is that it's

clean and nice-looking.

I'm not really a big fan of Japanese

people anymore. The men are scary and

annoying. The women are cute but annoying.

I was sitting on the train back. I think I

was sitting next to a gaijin, and then

there were these 2 Japanese children, 2

girls, 2 kids. One was sitting next to him

on his right side, and then the other one

was standing up So he asked the one

standing up, if you want to sit down. He

was like, suwaru? And then she kept

saying, daijoubu. And there was like this

weird interaction of him trying to get

her to sit down and her trying to tell

him, daijoubu. And I was thinking, shut

up, just let her stand. Stop trying to be

a gentleman all the time. I never give my

seat to anyone. I have to stand almost all

the time. When I get a seat, it's mine,

bitch. I'm not giving my seat to anyone.

Imagine asking someone if they want to sit

down. I'm not giving my seat

Oh, I just remembered. Remember when I was

married and it was 2019?

Me and my wife were in London and we're on

the train. And then there was like this

disabled cripple white woman on clutches,

and then she was like whinging and whining

because Chihiro didn't give her a seat,

and Chihiro was sitting on the handicapped

seat. I remember that now. I didn't

realize until we got up that the cripple

woman was whining about us. I didn't even

realize she— that I didn't even realize

We're sitting in the disabled seat.

Shinya's saying he can only meet on the

1st or 2nd of June. I can't

Why can't you just meet up for like an

hour or 2 in the evening?

Are people really that busy? Everyone's so

busy they've got to like schedule a month

in advance to be able to meet.

I don't know, maybe I'll end up not

meeting anyone.

What happened to the viewers? YouTube is