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why i HATE Borderlands 4
2025-09-12 · 5 min
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I am Eamon.
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0:00–0:02 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_0I am glad to be free, but why are you
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0:02–0:05 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_1helping me?
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0:05–0:06 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_2Because the resistance is going to free
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0:07–0:09 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_3this whole planet.
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0:09–0:10 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_4I think we need all the Vault Hunters we
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0:11–0:12 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_5can get.
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0:12–0:13 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_6Put the camera there.
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0:13–0:14 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_7What's that?
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0:28–0:37 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_8Guards are onto us.
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0:42–0:44 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_9Take him out.
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0:44–0:45 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_10With pleasure.
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0:46–0:47 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_11I'm bored already.
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0:49–0:50 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_12It's lagging.
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0:50–0:52 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_13This game's
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0:53–0:59 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_14shit.
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1:01–1:02 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_15What?
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1:03–1:03 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_16How am I dead already?
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1:04–1:06 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_17What?
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1:11–1:11 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_18Banged up?
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1:42–1:43 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_19Grab this rep kit.
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1:44–1:45 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_20Take the edge off.
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1:46–1:47 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_21Come on, come on, we got to get to the
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1:50–1:53 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_22next floor.
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1:53–1:53 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_23Why is it so laggy?
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1:53–1:54 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_24Uh, graphic, it's already on low.
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1:59–2:01 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_25Ultra performance.
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2:04–2:05 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_26There's our way out.
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2:11–2:12 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_27I think that's— what were those
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2:13–2:14 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_28contraptions?
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2:14–2:15 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_29Since the Timekeeper's robot army— why
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2:17–2:20 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_30does this feel like TimeSplitters?
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2:21–2:22 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_31I hate it.
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2:23–2:24 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_32The design of this prison belies its
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2:24–2:26 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_33intended function.
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2:26–2:27 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_34They're called the Order for a reason.
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2:28–2:30 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_35They like things neat and under control.
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2:30–2:33 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_36People too.
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2:34–2:36 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_37Everyone who lands on Kairos has The only
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2:36–2:39 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_38welcome people get is the Timekeeper's
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2:39–2:41 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_39domination.
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2:42–2:45 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_40How
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2:49–2:49 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_41do
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2:52–3:05 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_42I heal?
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3:07–3:07 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_43It's a lot smoother now.
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3:17–3:19 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_44Graphics look stupid.
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3:22–3:23 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_45I think it is DLSS.
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3:27–3:28 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_46Oh no, it's not.
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3:32–3:33 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_47I've only got 40 FPS.
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3:36–3:40 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_48Damn
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3:40–3:41 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_49it,
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3:43–3:43 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_50I want
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3:49–3:51 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_5160 FPS.
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3:52–3:53 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_52Why is it at 40?
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3:53–3:54 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_53Low graphics,
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3:57–3:58 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_54ultra performance.
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4:00–4:00 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_55Textures
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4:11–4:11 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_56layer.
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4:17–4:21 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_57There, you can see better now.
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4:32–4:34 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_58What a new gun.
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4:42–4:46 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_59I don't know, we're gonna crack this
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4:46–4:48 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_60prison wide open.
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4:48–4:49 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_61Crack my bags.
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4:49–4:51 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_62Prison break!
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5:03–5:05 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_63Very, very nice one.
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5:05–5:07 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_64Door's open, let's go.
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5:08–5:11 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_65I will remind any and all rabid prisoners
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5:11–5:13 · rev_7abd2171c193a60f4e5a9d34630d4f3f_66that he is watching.
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