Self Isolation in England - Day 7

I think it's streaming.

Yes, it's streaming. Oh, but the,

the previous stream got cut off and

now it's processing.

Are we back? Well, I lost all the viewers.

Oh no, I had 500, now there's only 80.

Where'd everyone go?

That's weird.

I got disconnected and then the stream

ended itself. Instead of waiting for me to

reconnect,

I think everyone else is still on the

other stream. Is the other stream still

up? It should be down.

It should be processing as a video.

Actually, it got demonetized. Says you

cannot place ads on it. Why?

I think it's because I said the you know

what. Because people spammed the you

know what in text-to-speech, now I can't

get ad revenue.

Maybe I have to blacklist the word corona.

So stupid, isn't it? I can't

even talk about anything.

Or was it because I said it? I did say it

a few times, didn't I? Your hair looks

very nice today. Oh, thank you. I wish it

was a bit longer though. I feel— I feel

naked when it's so short.

There were people spamming in chat. My

friend is in isolation. We're all in

isolation now. Maybe the word isolation is

bad as well. Oh, who cares.

What do I put on my hair? I don't put

anything. I use antibacterial

hand sanitizer.

How's the video quality? Hope it's up to

your standards. It looks like there's a

massive shadow outside.

Hmm, what was I talking about before? I

think I took my glasses off.

I forgot.

Oh, thank you, MTB Addict.

The Hong Kong man has a noodle stick and

is gay. I don't know,

I don't know why he looks gay.

£2.

Is 252.

The Hong Kong man has a noodle stick in

his GAY.

Hong Kong guy, what a loser.

36 point.

3. Update. Wow,

67%. Um,

will you return to Korea after the

you-know-what is over? I don't think so.

There's no reason for me to go to Korea.

You took your glasses off and the stream

froze. Yeah.

Get a job? No thanks.

You are such a leech. No, I'm a famous

YouTuber.

She keeps making— Mimo keeps making this

weird growling sound like she's crying,

and some people were saying she's in heat,

but she's not because she's 16 or 17 and

we got the operation for her when she was

young. She's been spayed already, so it's

not— it's not her mating call.

You should get dual citizenship in

Malaysia. I'm not really interested in

Malaysia. It's too hot.

It seems kind of dirty.

I think she's depressed because Toffee

died and then my dad died.

Maybe she's just sad.

My cat Mimo, we think she's depressed.

Texting that girl again, leaving clear

signs that she isn't interested. I was

texting no one. How dare you.

I was calculating my YouTube monies.

Well, that's a shame. I was hoping the— I

was hoping the stream would be like 6

hours long, but now it's cut off at 4

hours, and then I had to start a new

stream, and then half the people

didn't even come back. How did you and

Shin meet? Well, she watches my channel

and then she messaged me on Instagram.

Why don't you man up and take care of your

mother? Because she's a grown woman, not a

baby. She can take care of herself.

Yeah, I lost 250 people from

disconnecting.

They'll be back.

Do I have a Discord channel? Yes, I do.

Why do I want to go Sweden? To meet Shin.

You're annoying.

No. Would you go gay for pay if the pay is

right? Depends how much.

Clean your closet. Yeah, it does look

messy, but I have to leave it open because

I use the mirror that's up there.

There's no point closing it if I'm just

gonna open it again.

You're a grown man and she's still taking

care of you. My mum doesn't take care of

me. She doesn't do anything.

Okay, sometimes she cooks dinner. That's

it. But I can cook my own

dinner.

Why is the video quality bad? Because my

internet's bad.

Essex Girl says I should go to Sweden

ASAP, they'll be on lockdown soon.

Yeah, what if they do go on lockdown in a

few weeks' time? Maybe I should go

tomorrow. But I have to go to the dentist

I bet you anything with my luck I'll

get all the money to go to Sweden and then

I won't be able to go because the whole

place is being locked down.

You should do a cooking stream. I don't

think you could see much because quality's

What if I get trapped in Sweden? They

won't whiten your teeth for less than

5,000. Really?

I thought it'd be a couple hundred at

most. Why is it so expensive? Well, I got

this activated charcoal.

Maybe that will help.

Where are the instructions?

It says, step 1, activate your LED

accelerator light. Take out the plastic

material in the middle. Oh, that's why I

couldn't turn it on. There was a plastic

thing in between the batteries. Put 2

batteries together inside. Turn on LED

light. Attach the LED light to standard

gum tray. Remove one of the gel

applicators and twist off the bottom

security cap. Using half of one gel

applicator, apply an equal amount of gel

to the upper and lower section. Place the

gum tray in your mouth, ensuring the gel

covers, covers your teeth. Push the tray

against your teeth slightly to ensure good

coverage. Turn on the light and leave on

for 20 minutes.

I don't understand what the light does.

It's got 5-star rating on Amazon. It must

work. Oh,

I got this vibrating thing as well.

Look.

And it's supposed to clean out

your pores and dislodge dead skin cells to

make your skin smooth.

I'm not sure if it works though. You rub

it against your face and then it vibrates

your skin and it's supposed to unclog

stuff. I don't really notice any

difference so far.

I don't really feel much of a difference.

It cleans your face really well. I got

this exfoliating scrub as well.

But I'm still getting spots, so I don't

really believe in this whole washing your

face nonsense. I wash my face using stuff

and I'm still getting pimples,

so what can I do?

Do I have Malaysian citizenship? No,

I do not. What do I think about

minimalism? I think it's good. I would

also like to do it, but I always end up

buying more stuff and then

not actually using it.

Eating healthy and being active? Well,

yesterday I had Weetabix for breakfast and

then I had pot noodle for lunch. And then

I had a packet of crisps,

and I had 2 sausages

for breakfast— I mean dinner. And then

today I had Weetabix for breakfast, and I

had bacon on toast with mayonnaise,

and I had pot noodles just now.

So I think my diet is okay. Oh, I had a

banana and an apple and

a piece of lettuce in between my bacon.

I want to see how this works.

Oh, there's 2 batteries in here. Oh.

Dropped it.

Says battery facing up, plus sign.

Whoa, whoa, look at that!

It's blue.

Wow. Whoa, it's blinding me.

That's weird. I quite like the blue light

actually. It feels soothing for some

reason compared to this yellow one.

Whoa, you can see the grid from

the webcam.

That's so creepy.

So I have to— I have to put that in my

mouth for 20 minutes.

I hope you still like him. I still— I hope

you still like the in-person him. The in

real life person, him.

Why would she not like me in real life?

It's to make my teeth white

and then I'll be handsome.

They're having a deep conversation.

She fell in love with the on-stream you.

Well, this is what I'm like when I feel

comfortable. If I don't feel comfortable,

then I don't talk much.

I look like I have cat ears.

Yeah, I'm not usually like this when I go

on dates. I'm like a toned-down version

of myself because I feel shy and I feel

anxious and I don't feel comfortable

But you're always uncomfortable in a real

person. Well, it depends.

Depends who I'm with. If I feel

comfortable with the person, then I open

up a bit more. It takes time. You can't

just meet someone for the first time and

then be yourself completely.

I feel like it will take a lot of meeting

and a lot of sessions before I

open up more.

He put it in his mouth and now showing it

Well, sorry if you did not want to see.

Maybe I should wash this.

I think if you only meet me one time,

then I

think you're not really— you won't really

see the real me straight away. It will

take many meetings.

But isn't that normal? I think that's what

most people are like.

Sweden is the country to move out from,

not in. Why?

What's so bad about Sweden? I thought it's

a nice country.

I'm going to the dentist. I'm so excited.

What should I wear? Should I wear this to

the dentist? Maybe I'll change.

Oh wow, thank you, Ant-Man. For the

dollarino. Sheltering ants from the rain

using sticks and leaves. Or what about

1,000-degree aluminium into

an ant's nest?

Melted aluminium. I can't

get my head through the hole, it's so

tight.

Oh, it's kind of small. I don't like it.

I don't like this one.

Look, it feels like it's small.

Uh, it feels weird. I don't like it.

Oh yeah, show that sexy belly-smirking

face. Oh, thank you, Benjamin.

Oh, my good old Primark jumper. Who

remembers my Primark Christmas jumper?

Let me add your contribution.

It's a 224.

Um,

wait,

437.30 plus 224

is 3954.

Yeah, this one looks nice. This one feels

comfortable.

Return the Fold? No, I love it. It's my

baby.

Nearly shows you something bad.

I don't want to return it.

Nearly leaked my nudes.

How's it better than a regular tablet?

Well, can a regular tablet do this and

then go into your pocket? I think not.

Can a regular tablet do this?

I don't think so. My knee.

Name one tablet that goes into your

backside pocket.

Did I get £500 for the S10? No, it's here.

S10 Plus. So I

make the videos on my S10, and then whilst

it's exporting and uploading, I use my

Fold for internetting.

Why don't you work out? Because it, it

hurts and it doesn't make any difference.

Oh, I feel cold wearing this. Let me get

my hoodie.

Well, I guess I should go soon because

it's nearly 8 o'clock and I have to make

dinner. I'm gonna make salmon and

potatoes. With tomatoes in

my halogen oven.

Don't make expectations Shin can't match.

Well, I'm trying not to get my hopes up

too much, but I just can't help it. I feel

so horny, baby.

She grinds my Gears.

I think that's not the right expression.

2.2 plus 2.24 gives

me a 4.178.

Groovy. That's the wrong expression. She

knows the expression more better than I

do. You will fit perfectly.

Weirly. Yeah, I'm quiet

and reserved, but I'm not blonde and tall.

I'll stick out like a sore thumb.

Hopefully they won't think I'm bringing in

the virus. I'm a bit worried actually

about going to the airport there. They

might see me as an Asian person and then

examine me.

I meant to say she— I don't

know what I meant to say. I can't think of

She gets my gears rotating.

I can't. Sounds so

lame.

I'm brown and tall. That's fantastic.

Go to New York.

No, thank you.

Um, we have 69 Donate now.

Who? Wow, we are at 69%.

That's a nice number.

You get his engine revving. Yeah, that's

the kind of phrase I was going for.

Watch this.

Sexy. Are you going to 69 Shinon?

If she lets me.

Doesn't— Daniel doesn't care about other

people, he just wants cereal. No,

I love all of my viewers.

I love all of my subscribers from

the bottom of my heart.

I love everyone.

You see why I can't tell lies? I'm such a

bad liar. I tried lying to Elvis the

Alien. He asked me So

what's going on with you and your wife?

Are you really separated? And I just burst

out laughing like this. I couldn't even

say we've broken up with a straight face.

I don't know why I start smiling when I

lie, because I'm thinking to

myself, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't

laugh. And then I end up laughing.

That's why I didn't do any livestreams

when I was pretending me and my wife broke

up, because I would have spilled the beans

by accident.

You look like a Sith Lord.

Yes, bow down to me.

I need a fake lightsaber. I only have

Oh, it's Mrs. Mimo meowing. Should I bring

her here? Give me a second, I'll catch

her.

Mrs. Mimo. Mrs. Mimo.

Mr. Mimo. Do some ASMR.

Do some cat ASMR.

Don't be scared.

Don't be scared. Baby,

baby, baby,

baby. She doesn't like being

held. Do you like me?

Oh, I'll put you down.

No, don't leave me! No,

come back!

Boring cat. She always

runs away.

Quiet! Who are you meowing at?

This stinks.

She's hungry. Oh yeah, my mum hasn't fed

her. Because she's not here. I guess I

should go down and feed her and feed

myself.

Meow meow.

Do you think you will ever cheat again?

Maybe. Depends.

Hmm, what time is it? 7:47.

683 cases in Sweden.

How many cases in Sweden?

Sweden raises coronavirus risk level to

very high as 60 new cases reported.

Uh-oh, maybe I should go now. The race

against the virus.

Maybe she should come here. Bloody virus

getting in my way.

Oh, so annoying. This— isn't it typical?

Last year I was married and I couldn't

meet people and there was no virus. This

year, finally break free from the

marriage, I'm a free man, I can meet

anyone I want to, I can go anywhere, and

then this stupid virus is preventing me

from going to certain places.

Can you believe how unlucky I am?

Oh,

why couldn't this happen last year? Why

this year? Why can't it happen next year?

Of all times, all of all of the times it

could have happened, it has to happen now,

doesn't it?

First of all, I couldn't get cereal

because I was married,

and then before that I couldn't get it

because I didn't have a YouTube channel,

and now I'm getting— I could get it

potentially, but I can't because a stupid

virus is going to put all the countries

into lockdown. Unbelievable.

Now I can't

see because my eyes gone blurry.

Did your mum make you a welcome home meal?

Uh, she got me Chinese takeaway, which I

love. Have I had any trouble with my

Samsung phone in the past? No, Samsung

makes great phones. I don't usually have

any problems.

Your new phone is ugly. What do you mean

it's ugly?

I think it looks nice.

I fell in love instantly the first time I

touched it. Oh, thank you, Ollie, for the

money. I think it looks nice.

When I went into the Samsung store, I was

instantly drawn to it. I couldn't take my

hands off it.

Almost 69.69. Yeah,

69.55. If someone's really good at maths,

they should be able to work out how much

more I need to get to 69.69.

It would be like 20 cents, wouldn't it?

How would you work that out? We need

another 40,

40, 0.44%. Oh, there's a cat.

Whose cat's that? There's a cat on the

driveway. Magnify image.

Can you see it? Bottom left corner.

That is an imposter. Where are

you going?

Oh, thank you, Bowser.

Let me add the— add

it up first. So 199,447.2.

7/8 plus 199, so 44977.

44977.

Oh, we're nearly at 6969. I don't think we

can get to it though, it's too close. No,

I can't sing,

sorry.

Nice one on 100K subs. Thank you very

much.

What are they doing?

You need 82 cents.

Really? Someone donate 82 cents, see if it

goes to 69.69.

What are they up to?

Do I like Xiaomi phones? I've never tried

one, but I don't really like Chinese

phones. They seem shady,

dodgy.

Oh, Sorrow. Thank you. 79 pennies.

Let's calculate that.

79. That is $1. Oh no, we're gonna go

over. Plus 1,

450.77.

No, we lost all of the 69s now.

It went up to 70%.

Hmm, well, we nearly got there.

Mission fail, start back at 0%.

Your family is rich and you're asking for

dollars. My family's not rich. Why do

people think my family's rich?

My mum works as a cleaner and

my dad was an engineer and And he worked

hard to build this house.

And they don't give me any money. My mum

doesn't give me money. You have

a mansion? Yeah, that my granddad built in

the 1950s, and then my dad carried on

building using all of his money that he

earned from his job. We didn't just

buy it using our millions. My dad worked

hard. My granddad worked hard as well.

My dad wasn't even rich. He made— my dad

made about £50,000 a year.

I know YouTubers who make that in a month.

He just used his money wisely and he saved

it, and he did all of the work himself

instead of paying other people to do it,

and he built a nice house.

It's taken how many years? 70 years of

construction to get the house to this

point. He was a mechanical

engineer, I think.

And I'm not rich. I don't make that much

from YouTube. I make slightly more than

minimum wage, and I can afford to buy

stuff because I don't pay any rent.

Uh, it's 8 PM. Okay, I think I'm gonna go

now. Thank you very much for

the donations.

Very generous of everyone.

I think I said everything I wanted to say.

I feel quite satisfied with the stream

apart from the disconnection.

When should I do the next stream? How

about after I go to the dentist, and then

I can talk about the dentist? That'll be

exciting. But the dentist appointment's

quite far away. It's going to be next

so maybe I'll make a few videos before the

next stream. So goodbye

and see you later.