helo its daniel here

I think it's back.

I think it's back. That was weird.

Volume all the way back down again.

Can you hear me? Testing,

testing.

Can you hear me?

Testing, testing. It still works.

I'm saying it doesn't have to do with the

I have no idea. Still works.

It's also kind of laggy now for some

reason.

It's also kind of laggy now for some

reason.

Hmm, it looks really blurry, doesn't it?

That's weird.

Here is a few bits.

Ah, it keeps buffering.

It keeps buffering.

I don't know why my internet is going

weird. I think someone's downloading or

someone's doing something to make my

internet connection go weird.

I don't know why my internet is going

weird. I think someone's downloading,

someone's doing something to make my

internet connection go weird.

Hmm,

well, it seems like it works.

Wow, Android— I mean, Streamlabs on

Android has really improved.

It's so smooth and fluid. I can move the

widgets around and I can resize the chat

box and stuff, and it's so smooth.

What else can I do? Get rid of this

event list, and I

could add a donation goal,

donation ticker.

Can you see that?

Can you see that? I don't see anything.

It's gonna bring up donations from 4 years

ago, probably.

Back to the fold.

I can place up

your bottom.

The flip didn't come with

free headphones. I think I can claim some

free Samsung earbuds.

Oh, I got a new USB cable. Oh,

USB-C to USB-C. Can do with more of those.

Oh, I got a new USB cable. Oh, USB-C to

USB-C. No audio. Can do with more of

those. I've got audio.

Oh, I got a new USB cable. Oh,

USB-C to USB-C. No audio. Can do with

Yeah, I got audio. I've got all giggle.

What can I do with this?

Put it back here. That's funny when I

stream snipes my mum. So I

put it back there in the bag

strap and no one's gonna know.

So I'll put it back there in

the bag strap and no one's gonna know.

So I'll put it back there in the

bag strap and no one's gonna know. Why

can't you get 1080p? I could try, but then

it's going to lag constantly and it's

going to disconnect. If I'm lagging

at 480p, then I don't think it's going to

be great at 1080p. It would just be a

nightmare. If I get a good SIM card

in Thailand, I might be able to do 720p or

780p. Interesting.

This is cool.

Japan opens October 11th.

Really? I don't think so.

They're just bluffing. Oh, oh,

oh.

The intervention by the Bank of Japan to

save the yen caused the US dollar to pull

back. As a result, algorithmic trading

is giving the bulls some relief in

equities. If the BOJ pump doesn't last by

the end of the day, signals extreme

weakness in the markets. So what's the

exchange rate right now?

£1 in yen.

Yes, going down now. Look at that.

I see. I told you you should have bought

some yen when the yen was really weak.

I see. I told you you should have bought

some yen. Buy some yen now, quick.

I'll hide my phone. Be careful.

I've got to be careful about my phone now.

You can see it.

Um, what was I gonna do? I forgot now. Oh

yeah, I was gonna check the stock market.

Oh my God, look at it crash!

Tesla back down to £290. Jesus. Oh my God,

good thing I sold it. I sold Tesla at

£300. I'm a genius. I made £40.

Oh wow, look at ABV! Why is ABV up 2%?

Everything else is down.

Oh wow, look at ABV!

Wow, this feels like a proper IRL stream,

but just inside my bedroom. Do you want to

see what happens if I plug in this big

mic? Tell me what it's like

plugging it in.

Testing, testing.

Hello and welcome back to a new stream.

Plugging it in. Testing,

testing. Hello and

welcome back to a new stream. Do you like

this audio quality? Testing.

Imagine you walk around like this with

this microphone. Which one sounds better,

this or the built-in mic?

Which one sounds better, this or the

built-in mic?

Wow, it sounds pretty good. It's not very

discreet though. Now I feel like I wasted

my money on that wireless mic that's

coming tomorrow because this sounds good

enough. I just need a wind muff and then

we're good to go. We're gonna go IRL in

Okay, back to built-in mic.

Okay, back to built-in mic.

You know what I want to buy? I want to buy

a LiveU thing and then get multiple SIMs,

and then you can bond the SIMs together to

create one really strong connection.

That's what the professional streamers

use. They get a LiveU

or a Teradek, and they get like 4 modems

and 4 SIM cards, and then you

pay I think you pay $450 a

year for the LiveU service, and then it

bonds all of the connections into one. Oh

no, my tiger was messaging.

She wants a phone.

I really don't want a phone. It's so

boring. We'll just be like,

hello, how was your day?

Today I researched about Thailand.

I can't tell if my mom's friend's staying.

I think he's going.

Oops. I can't tell if my mom's friend's

staying. I think he's going.

Yeah, I got a Thai girlfriend now, but

it's such a pain in the backside because

she wants to talk all the time, and she

wants to do phone calls every day, and she

wants to do FaceTime calls too, but I

managed to sneak out of that. I said, oh,

I feel shy and nervous, I can't do

FaceTime. Oh, I guess I

should end the stream then. I gotta give

her attention.

Oh, I guess I should end the stream then.

This, this point of view and angle reminds

me of my old style rants. Do you remember

stuff like, my ex-wife is trying to sue

me, guys, my ex-wife is trying to sue me

because she found my SD card. Now on this

SD card I had some very questionable

material that I don't really want to go

into. Now, I don't

think she could actually do anything, but

my friend, my professional lawyer friend,

says that if

she shows the sex tapes to her lawyer,

then I might get in trouble.

They love to talk. Yeah, is that like a

stereotype of Thai people. They're really

social, aren't they? And they want to be

on the phone and hanging out with friends

and chatting all the time. It's like they

don't want to just have a bit of, bit of

peace and quiet now and then.

They really are social butterflies. Wow,

I'm so plappy, so pleased

and happy with this. Look at that.

Look, you'll never know I'm streaming.

Look at that. You'll never know.

Doing a livestream. You'll never

know. Doing a livestream.

Hello, welcome back to secret livestream

with my Thai girlfriend. Don't give it

away. She doesn't know I'm filming.

Yeah,

he's going.

He's not staying.

That's why I'm scared to stream my mum.

She'll she'll just randomly shout stuff

out, like people's names and people's

bank numbers or whatever.

I got a phone. Hi, now.

Um.

She said, I will call you another day,

but she looks sad. I should phone her.

No, it's okay. I can phone.

Well, guys, I'm not gonna let you listen

to my phone call because it's pretty

cringe, so I'm gonna have to say goodbye.

But yeah, really happy with my livestream

Look at that, that's so cool.

I can't believe this is a phone. It seems

like some weird action camera.

That's so good. It's like an action

camera phone that does everything a phone

does instead of being rubbish like

Okay, thanks for watching my stream and